WEBVTT 00:00.300 --> 00:04.340 Press 1 to receive a fax or 2 to transfer this call. 00:04.920 --> 00:10.140 Press 1 to leave a message, 2 to receive a fax, 3 to transfer this call. 00:10.940 --> 00:14.680 Press 1 to leave a message or 2 to receive a fax. 00:15.140 --> 00:19.140 Thank you for calling 2600, the Hacker Quarterly. 00:19.660 --> 00:21.960 Thank you for using 2600. 00:21.960 --> 00:30.680 If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. 00:31.220 --> 00:35.120 If you need help, stay on the line and a Hacker will assist you shortly. 00:36.160 --> 00:38.700 Press 1 if this person is good enough to speak to you. 00:39.220 --> 00:40.260 Good afternoon. 00:41.080 --> 00:47.720 To reach 2600 Magazine directly, call 516-751-2600. 00:47.720 --> 00:50.240 For subscription information, press 1. 00:50.240 --> 00:52.740 For the editorial department, press 2. 00:53.060 --> 00:55.740 If you have a problem with an order, press 3. 00:56.100 --> 00:58.980 For 2600 meeting information, press 4. 00:59.420 --> 01:03.140 For information on the 2600 Voice BBS, press 5. 01:03.560 --> 01:06.840 And for information on our Internet site, press 6. 01:07.300 --> 01:09.080 To go back, press star. 01:09.620 --> 01:15.300 For sub-info, 2 for editor, voicemail, 3 for sub-voicemail, 4 for meeting voicemail, 01:15.460 --> 01:16.900 and star to go back to the main menu. 01:18.220 --> 01:20.060 This is the announcements file. 01:20.240 --> 01:23.460 Archive status has been changed. 01:24.060 --> 01:26.100 Press 1 to change status to... 01:26.100 --> 01:28.860 To check out your new messages, press 1. 01:29.120 --> 01:31.800 If you're interested in your old messages, press 2. 01:32.220 --> 01:34.440 To configure your mailbox, press 3. 01:34.840 --> 01:38.360 And to send a personal message, press 4. 01:39.540 --> 01:41.580 Archive status has been changed. 01:41.580 --> 01:43.360 This message is... 01:43.360 --> 01:46.700 That's not a valid document number. 01:46.800 --> 01:48.200 Please try to pay more attention. 01:49.100 --> 01:50.040 What are you, insane? 01:50.620 --> 01:52.040 You know that's not your password. 01:53.040 --> 02:00.320 The 2600 Voice BBS is here for people like you to be able to call in and share information of all sorts without having to have a computer. 02:00.320 --> 02:05.560 This means you can call us from a pay phone, from work, from school, or anywhere in the world. 02:06.180 --> 02:10.920 We're experimenting with all kinds of new technology in an ongoing effort to make this system work better. 02:11.660 --> 02:17.540 The 2600 Voice BBS is available 24 hours a day at 516-473-2626. 02:17.540 --> 02:20.640 The only cost is that of the phone call. 02:21.620 --> 02:24.360 If you want to go back to the main menu, press star. 02:24.460 --> 02:29.880 If you want to leave feedback for the 2600 Voice BBS, please do so at the sound of the tone. 02:30.780 --> 02:33.280 When you're finished recording, press the pound key. 02:34.200 --> 02:34.640 Yay! 02:35.820 --> 02:44.640 Ed has been granted an unconditional emergency release from prison as of 5 p.m. on Friday, September 13th. 02:44.720 --> 02:46.140 We're going to pick him up now. 02:46.140 --> 02:47.860 We'll give you more details later. 02:48.060 --> 02:50.440 Everybody, thanks for your support and your hard work. 02:51.400 --> 02:51.960 Billion. 02:52.760 --> 02:56.080 Welcome to the 2600 Moderated Voice Bulletin Board. 02:57.320 --> 03:00.400 Welcome to the 2600 Unmoderated Bulletin Board. 03:02.160 --> 03:04.580 Welcome to the Beyond Hope Voice BBS. 03:04.840 --> 03:06.980 To skip this message, hit any key. 03:07.940 --> 03:14.280 Beyond Hope will be taking place on August 8th, 9th, and 10th at the Puck Building in New York City. 03:14.280 --> 03:18.620 The Puck Building is located on the corner of Lafayette and Houston Street. 03:19.840 --> 03:22.100 The conference will cost $20 for the weekend. 03:22.860 --> 03:28.460 And if you'd like to pre-register, simply make a check out to 2600 and mail that to Beyond Hope, 03:28.680 --> 03:35.680 Care of 2600 Magazine, P.O. Box 848, Middle Island, New York, 11953. 03:35.680 --> 03:41.780 And to make sure that you get your confirmation in time, please don't send anything after July 15th. 03:42.360 --> 03:48.160 We'll be having all kinds of updates as far as speakers, panels, and how the whole network is going to be shaping up. 03:48.660 --> 03:53.980 To get that kind of information, either listen to this board, ask as many questions as you want, 03:53.980 --> 03:59.800 or tune in to our website, www.hope.net. 04:02.160 --> 04:03.600 Hello, Alex. How are you? 04:04.020 --> 04:05.780 This is the Board Administrator menu. 04:06.540 --> 04:10.800 Press 1 for the Moderated Board, 2 for the Unmoderated Board, 04:10.960 --> 04:14.720 and press star if you want to go back to the main menu. 04:15.260 --> 04:15.920 Have a nice day. 04:16.880 --> 04:19.600 Currently, we have two Bulletin Boards running on this system. 04:19.880 --> 04:21.520 One is Moderated, one is not. 04:21.520 --> 04:25.460 The Moderated Board has messages cleared approximately once a day. 04:26.120 --> 04:28.460 The Unmoderated Board has messages cleared instantly. 04:29.260 --> 04:32.460 However, they can be called back if we deem them to be unacceptable. 04:33.500 --> 04:39.700 Unacceptable messages include things like credit card numbers, calling cards, stupid things like that, 04:39.780 --> 04:43.080 people breathing heavily into the phone, and other assorted nonsense. 04:43.360 --> 04:46.320 So use your common sense, and everybody will be happy. 04:47.300 --> 04:50.240 Press 1 to review messages that still need to be approved. 04:50.240 --> 04:53.400 Press 2 to review current board messages. 04:54.020 --> 04:56.120 Press 1 to skip to the next message. 04:56.560 --> 04:58.100 2 to delete this message. 04:58.420 --> 04:59.580 3 to replay it. 05:00.060 --> 05:03.260 Or 4 to change the status of this message. 05:04.300 --> 05:05.900 Couldn't bring yourself to do it. 05:06.180 --> 05:06.840 Well, okay. 05:07.400 --> 05:08.680 We canceled your change. 05:09.560 --> 05:12.380 To prove that you haven't already forgotten your new password, 05:12.780 --> 05:15.420 please enter it again after the tone. 05:15.420 --> 05:22.080 2600.com is the official 2600 Internet site that has existed since March of 1995. 05:22.880 --> 05:27.480 Our Hacker FTP site is reachable at ftp.2600.com, 05:27.640 --> 05:32.900 and our infamous website can be found at www.2600.com. 05:32.900 --> 05:38.680 You can get immediate info on 2600 by sending email to info at 2600.com, 05:38.760 --> 05:42.940 as well as a free index from index at 2600.com. 05:43.100 --> 05:50.160 You can submit letters and articles to letters at 2600.com and articles at 2600.com, respectively. 05:51.280 --> 05:56.740 2600.com users are people who have written for 2600 or have worked with us in various projects. 05:56.740 --> 06:00.860 In order to get an account on 2600, you must fulfill one of those conditions 06:00.860 --> 06:03.880 or trade a service or object that we're interested in. 06:04.120 --> 06:05.520 We don't want anything that's stolen. 06:06.140 --> 06:10.060 We're also interested in trading accounts with anyone who can get us a new top-level domain. 06:10.220 --> 06:14.520 For instance, a 2600 account on a system in Albania would be considered a good trade 06:14.520 --> 06:19.720 for an account on 2600.com, as would anything in the .gov or .mil domains. 06:20.360 --> 06:23.520 If you have anything to offer or you'd like to leave comments on our site, 06:23.800 --> 06:25.620 you can do so at the sound of the tone. 06:25.620 --> 06:28.020 Otherwise, press star to go backwards. 06:29.020 --> 06:31.600 When you're finished recording, press the pound key. 06:32.560 --> 06:34.680 If that is correct, press one. 06:35.080 --> 06:39.380 Otherwise, press any other key, except one. 06:40.340 --> 06:42.180 Please play your touch tones now. 06:42.780 --> 06:45.800 After five seconds of silence, we will tell you what we heard. 06:46.820 --> 06:48.180 Company staff. 06:49.260 --> 06:51.160 This message has been deleted. 06:51.320 --> 06:51.820 It's gone. 06:51.900 --> 06:52.940 There's no turning back. 06:52.940 --> 06:55.860 Please hold while I transfer you a call. 06:56.040 --> 06:57.780 Well, I'm not going to transfer you a call. 06:57.840 --> 07:00.760 The machine's going to transfer you a call, but just hold on. 07:01.660 --> 07:03.600 Hi, you've reached the editorial department. 07:03.940 --> 07:07.340 If you're interested in writing for 2600, our requirements are fairly simple. 07:07.660 --> 07:10.260 Just make sure your article is written from the hacker perspective 07:10.260 --> 07:13.640 and covers a topic you feel is interesting for hackers to pursue. 07:13.640 --> 07:18.080 Articles that are published in 2600 will get you one free year of 2600, 07:18.400 --> 07:21.480 which can either be a year of subscription or a year of back issues, 07:21.980 --> 07:24.100 as well as a free 2600 T-shirt. 07:24.460 --> 07:28.040 If you write for us on a regular basis, you will also be able to get a voicemail account 07:28.040 --> 07:29.440 and an Internet account. 07:30.040 --> 07:35.420 Reader feedback, as well as very short pieces, is more likely to be considered as a letter, 07:35.560 --> 07:39.220 which won't result in you getting anything except the pride of knowing that your letter was published. 07:39.220 --> 07:45.140 To send either letters or articles to us, our address is 2600 Editorial, 07:45.540 --> 07:51.180 P.O. Box 99, Middle Island, New York, 11953 in the United States. 07:51.560 --> 07:58.460 To email letters or articles to us, the address is letters at 2600.com or articles at 2600.com. 07:59.000 --> 08:04.280 If you send us email or a disk, please make sure that your submission is in ASCII text 08:04.280 --> 08:06.560 so we won't have any compatibility problems. 08:06.560 --> 08:10.620 We cannot call you back to tell you what you should write an article on. 08:10.700 --> 08:12.340 That's something you have to decide for yourself. 08:12.820 --> 08:15.040 If we decide to use it, we will contact you. 08:15.400 --> 08:18.540 Because of the large amount of articles we get, this could take a few issues. 08:19.040 --> 08:21.960 If you lose patience and decide to submit your article to another publication, 08:22.540 --> 08:24.980 please let us know so that we can remove it from the pile. 08:25.520 --> 08:28.520 Never submit your article to more than one publication at a time. 08:29.500 --> 08:32.200 Now, if you have a message for us, you can leave it at the sound of the tone. 08:32.200 --> 08:36.620 If you don't want to leave us a message, please hit star at this point to go back to the main menu. 08:37.780 --> 08:40.000 When you're finished recording, press the pound key. 08:41.120 --> 08:45.100 Hi, it's Manuel. I'm not around. I usually am somewhere else. 08:45.740 --> 08:48.980 Leave a message, and at some point I'll hear it. 08:49.420 --> 08:51.340 It's also possible I may do something about it. 08:52.340 --> 08:54.560 You have chosen to leave us at this stage. 08:55.000 --> 08:56.700 Well, thanks for calling. 08:56.700 --> 09:01.380 Please enter the area code you want 2600 meeting information for. 09:02.340 --> 09:02.700 You entered. 09:04.120 --> 09:06.480 Enter your password, followed by the pound sign. 09:07.140 --> 09:10.200 Okay, now you know that there's no pound signs and passwords, 09:10.460 --> 09:14.520 but there's still a lot of other keys, so there's no way anyone's going to guess this, 09:14.920 --> 09:15.880 if that's what you're trying to do. 09:18.900 --> 09:20.100 Is there a problem? 09:21.040 --> 09:23.680 Enter the passcode, followed by the pound sign. 09:24.120 --> 09:24.640 We're waiting. 09:24.640 --> 09:24.680 We're waiting. 09:26.700 --> 09:33.100 You know, we've got better things to do than sit around waiting for you to figure out how to hit a touchtone. 09:34.000 --> 09:37.960 Enter the password, damn it, followed by the pound sign. 09:38.740 --> 09:42.980 Enter your forwarding number after the tone, and terminate with the pound key. 09:43.620 --> 09:46.360 Don't even think of putting a 900 number in here. 09:47.200 --> 09:49.160 Enter a new password after the tone, 09:49.340 --> 09:53.120 and please make sure that the password is hard enough for somebody to guess, 09:53.120 --> 09:54.680 but easy enough for you to remember. 09:54.680 --> 09:55.760 Got it? Okay. 09:56.100 --> 09:58.920 Enter a new password after the tone. 09:59.400 --> 10:03.840 Enter the pager number after the tone, and terminate with the pound key. 10:04.840 --> 10:06.640 Enter your extension now. 10:07.760 --> 10:08.260 Good evening. 10:09.660 --> 10:11.900 Enter the name of the party you're trying to reach. 10:12.420 --> 10:14.080 Follow that with a pound sign. 10:14.080 --> 10:21.660 If your party has a Q or a Z in their name, simply use the 1 key instead of the Q or the Z. 10:22.420 --> 10:23.440 Press 1. 10:23.780 --> 10:25.740 To continue searching, press 2. 10:26.160 --> 10:28.900 And to try another name, press 3. 10:29.560 --> 10:31.440 For Argentina, press 1. 10:31.660 --> 10:32.920 Australia, press 2. 10:33.160 --> 10:34.580 Brazil, press 3. 10:34.980 --> 10:36.120 England, press 4. 10:36.540 --> 10:37.800 Germany, press 5. 10:37.800 --> 10:39.360 Scotland, press 6. 10:39.700 --> 10:41.140 Spain, press 7. 10:41.520 --> 10:43.520 And Sweden, press 8. 10:43.860 --> 10:45.480 To go back, press star. 10:46.520 --> 10:48.480 For message from, 10:49.100 --> 10:50.980 this option is not yet available. 10:51.240 --> 10:52.540 Please check back in the future. 10:53.460 --> 10:55.240 Message will not be forwarded. 10:56.040 --> 10:56.840 That was close. 10:56.840 --> 11:03.200 Your forwarding number has been changed, and for you to be able to do this means we must 11:03.200 --> 11:04.120 really trust you. 11:05.200 --> 11:05.580 Wow. 11:06.580 --> 11:10.100 Can't say I approve, but, uh, who am I? 11:10.140 --> 11:11.500 I'm just a disembodied voice. 11:12.440 --> 11:14.320 To confirm forwarding, press 1. 11:14.800 --> 11:17.080 To place an attachment, press 2. 11:17.900 --> 11:21.800 You don't have forwarding options, so don't waste your time trying. 11:22.620 --> 11:23.880 Message will be forwarded to, 11:24.600 --> 11:26.160 Forwarding is off. 11:26.840 --> 11:28.640 Message has been forwarded. 11:28.940 --> 11:30.520 It'll get there when it gets there. 11:31.500 --> 11:33.180 Forwarding is on. 11:33.960 --> 11:36.340 To change forwarding status, press 1. 11:36.760 --> 11:38.940 To change forwarding number, press 2. 11:39.640 --> 11:41.900 If you keep hitting buttons and nothing seems to be happening, 11:42.200 --> 11:43.520 it's because we're ignoring you. 11:43.800 --> 11:46.060 You think we're stupid enough to allow forwarding in our system? 11:47.140 --> 11:49.900 Enter the box number where you would like this message to be sent. 11:50.300 --> 11:52.100 We don't guarantee it'll actually be sent there, 11:52.200 --> 11:54.200 but we'll just record this for the record. 11:54.200 --> 11:58.620 Please enter the area code you want 2600 meeting information for. 11:59.440 --> 12:02.360 Enter the number of the category file you would like to record, 12:02.540 --> 12:05.700 or the remote access digit to end this session. 12:05.700 --> 12:09.600 It's very likely your old greeting sucks, which is why you're here. 12:10.320 --> 12:13.580 If you want to hear it and remove all doubt, press 1. 12:13.920 --> 12:17.740 If you want to record a brand new greeting that will make you very popular, press 2. 12:18.580 --> 12:23.440 And if you don't have any imagination whatsoever and you want to use the system greeting, press 3. 12:23.440 --> 12:25.940 Although we should point out, you may regret it. 12:26.620 --> 12:28.580 Thank you for using 2600. 12:29.500 --> 12:33.360 Enter the number of the message you want to go to, followed by the pound sign. 12:34.240 --> 12:34.980 Thanks for calling. 12:35.220 --> 12:38.340 I'm too lazy to make my own greeting, so this is the system generic greeting. 12:38.700 --> 12:40.460 Please leave a message after the tone. 12:40.760 --> 12:41.820 Maybe I'll get back to you. 12:41.980 --> 12:42.360 Thank you. 12:42.360 --> 12:46.280 This is what your greeting sounds like. 12:47.320 --> 12:52.420 Well, either you're planning some massive tour of the country, or you're just wasting our time. 12:52.500 --> 12:54.840 Either way, it's about time you did something else, don't you think? 12:55.540 --> 12:55.920 Hundred. 12:56.820 --> 12:57.680 Hey, guess what? 12:57.780 --> 12:59.360 I've got a message for... 12:59.360 --> 13:02.020 To hear current information file, press 1. 13:02.240 --> 13:04.800 To record a new information file, press 2. 13:05.160 --> 13:07.960 To hear current description file, press 3. 13:08.480 --> 13:12.860 And to record a new description file, press 4. 13:13.760 --> 13:16.040 To hear your next message, press 1. 13:16.460 --> 13:19.300 To wipe this message off the face of the earth, press 2. 13:20.120 --> 13:23.560 To listen to this message again, press 3. 13:24.140 --> 13:28.220 And if none of that suits you, you want to have a list of more options. 13:29.360 --> 13:29.960 Press 4. 13:31.000 --> 13:32.660 To change password, press 1. 13:32.820 --> 13:35.840 To change voice message options, press 2. 13:36.700 --> 13:38.160 There is no such area code. 13:38.420 --> 13:39.440 At least, not yet. 13:40.220 --> 13:40.800 Heh heh. 13:41.300 --> 13:43.100 That was an invalid option. 13:44.100 --> 13:46.900 That was not a valid box number. 13:47.220 --> 13:47.600 Uh-uh. 13:48.100 --> 13:49.720 That is an invalid option. 13:50.520 --> 13:52.520 You have selected... 13:52.520 --> 13:55.640 If you know the category number, please press 1 now. 13:55.920 --> 13:58.100 Otherwise, press any other key. 13:58.100 --> 14:00.860 Meaning, any other key except 1. 14:01.320 --> 14:01.720 Thank you. 14:02.500 --> 14:06.160 To leave a message, enter the extension of the person you want to leave a message for. 14:06.620 --> 14:09.320 Or if you want to spell out their name, press 1. 14:09.320 --> 14:13.080 You've reached 2600 Magazine, the Hacker Quarterly. 14:13.320 --> 14:16.460 To get involved in the Bernie S. protest, press 9 now. 14:16.980 --> 14:19.480 If you want to leave voicemail for someone, press 1. 14:19.840 --> 14:22.080 To get subscription information, press 2. 14:22.440 --> 14:24.520 For the editorial department, press 3. 14:24.820 --> 14:27.220 If you're having problems with an order, press 4. 14:27.660 --> 14:30.420 For 2600 meeting information, press 5. 14:30.960 --> 14:33.660 For information on the Voice BBS, press 6. 14:33.660 --> 14:37.980 For information on our internet site, 2600.com, press 7. 14:38.380 --> 14:40.480 To repeat these options, press 8. 14:41.080 --> 14:44.780 If you want to speak to a human, press 0 or stay on the line. 14:44.780 --> 14:48.180 You've reached the 2600 Voicemail System. 14:48.500 --> 14:52.140 To get involved in the Bernie S. protest, press 7 now. 14:52.640 --> 14:55.440 If you want to connect to the Voice BBS, press 1. 14:55.680 --> 14:57.780 To leave voicemail for someone, press 2. 14:58.280 --> 15:00.240 To hear voice files, press 3. 15:00.420 --> 15:02.760 For special phone services, press 4. 15:02.760 --> 15:06.600 And to get information about 2600, press 5. 15:07.560 --> 15:09.720 Enter your mailbox number now. 15:10.780 --> 15:13.460 If you'd like to leave voicemail for someone, press 1. 15:14.040 --> 15:16.440 For subscription information, press 2. 15:17.120 --> 15:19.620 For the editorial department, press 3. 15:20.120 --> 15:22.940 If you're having a problem with an order, press 4. 15:23.720 --> 15:26.760 For 2600 meeting information, press 5. 15:27.280 --> 15:30.720 If you'd like information on our Voice BBS, press 6. 15:30.720 --> 15:34.680 For information on our internet site, press 7. 15:35.400 --> 15:37.680 To repeat these options, press 8. 15:38.380 --> 15:42.060 And to reach a human, press 0 or hold the line. 15:43.200 --> 15:45.820 Welcome to the 2600 Voice BBS. 15:46.160 --> 15:48.400 To enter the BBS section, press 1. 15:48.880 --> 15:51.740 To enter the 2600 Voicemail System, press 2. 15:52.140 --> 15:53.760 For voice files, press 3. 15:54.300 --> 15:56.620 For special phone services, press 4. 15:57.260 --> 16:00.220 And for information on 2600, press 5. 16:00.720 --> 16:07.440 This is the 2600 Voice BBS. 16:07.540 --> 16:09.420 To enter the BBS section, press 1. 16:09.820 --> 16:12.820 To enter the 2600 Voicemail System, press 2. 16:13.320 --> 16:14.940 For voice files, press 3. 16:15.420 --> 16:17.640 For special phone services, press 4. 16:18.360 --> 16:20.980 For information on 2600, press 5. 16:20.980 --> 16:21.580 Please press a button. 16:21.580 --> 16:23.400 Please press now. 16:28.520 --> 16:29.240 Hello? 16:29.740 --> 16:30.540 Is anybody there? 16:30.540 --> 16:35.420 Okay, enter the BBS section, press 1. 16:35.420 --> 16:38.900 To enter the 2600 Voicemail System, press 2. 16:39.240 --> 16:41.500 For voice files, press 3. 16:41.760 --> 16:44.780 For special phone services, press 4. 16:45.100 --> 16:48.320 For information on 2600, press 5. 16:48.320 --> 16:49.540 Please press a button. 16:49.540 --> 16:49.660 Please press a button. 16:49.780 --> 16:50.860 There are other people waiting. 16:51.120 --> 16:51.520 Thank you. 16:51.520 --> 16:57.560 All right, look. 16:57.560 --> 17:01.180 Either you're some kind of moron that calls a voicemail system without a touch-tone phone, 17:01.280 --> 17:04.600 or you just walked away from the phone or something like that. 17:04.620 --> 17:06.140 Either way, we're losing patience here. 17:06.200 --> 17:07.320 This is your last chance. 17:07.800 --> 17:10.040 To enter the BBS section, press 1. 17:10.040 --> 17:13.060 Enter the 2600 Voicemail System, press 2. 17:13.360 --> 17:15.060 For voice files, press 3. 17:15.280 --> 17:17.720 For special phone services, press 4. 17:17.920 --> 17:20.480 For information on 2600, press 5. 17:20.740 --> 17:22.040 Press a button now. 17:26.640 --> 17:29.260 When you're finished recording, press the pound key. 17:30.200 --> 17:30.720 Message. 17:31.600 --> 17:32.280 Messages. 17:33.180 --> 17:33.660 Million. 17:34.700 --> 17:35.240 January. 17:35.960 --> 17:36.300 February. 17:37.140 --> 17:37.560 March. 17:38.240 --> 17:38.600 April. 17:39.240 --> 17:39.500 May. 17:40.040 --> 17:40.560 June. 17:41.220 --> 17:41.600 July. 17:42.460 --> 17:42.940 August. 17:43.760 --> 17:44.280 September. 17:45.180 --> 17:45.620 October. 17:46.480 --> 17:46.860 November. 17:47.880 --> 17:48.360 December. 17:49.320 --> 17:53.060 If you would like to continue, press the star key sometime soon. 17:53.900 --> 17:54.520 Good morning. 17:55.320 --> 17:57.340 Okay, we're moving on to the next message. 17:58.280 --> 18:02.420 2600 has meetings all over the world, and they all take place on the first Friday of every 18:02.420 --> 18:05.780 month from 5 to 8 p.m. local time, unless otherwise noted. 18:06.580 --> 18:09.880 If you're looking for meetings inside the United States and Canada, 18:09.880 --> 18:10.920 press 1. 18:11.140 --> 18:15.060 If you're looking for meetings outside the United States and Canada, press 2. 18:15.460 --> 18:19.740 If you want to leave us voicemail concerning future meetings, press 3. 18:20.100 --> 18:23.340 If you have no interest whatsoever in meetings, press star. 18:23.340 --> 18:24.460 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 18:24.460 --> 18:32.740 All right, we really don't know what you're doing here, because your name is something 18:32.740 --> 18:35.500 that you should carry with you through your whole life. 18:36.040 --> 18:40.520 If you want to change your name, it's kind of strange, but okay, we'll accommodate you. 18:40.520 --> 18:46.200 If you want to know what your current name is, you really should get medical attention, but 18:46.200 --> 18:50.440 for now, you can press 1 to hear what your name is, in case for some reason you've forgotten. 18:50.600 --> 18:55.140 Now, if you've decided to take on a new identity and you want to put a new name on this system, 18:55.540 --> 18:56.320 can't stop you. 18:56.700 --> 18:57.240 Press 2. 18:57.240 --> 19:00.540 Here is your new greeting. 19:01.400 --> 19:02.240 Brand new. 19:02.900 --> 19:03.800 New message. 19:04.780 --> 19:05.540 New messages. 19:06.680 --> 19:08.180 There is no such area code. 19:08.420 --> 19:09.420 At least, not yet. 19:11.000 --> 19:12.320 Something's really screwed up. 19:12.360 --> 19:14.060 A required file was not found. 19:14.180 --> 19:15.980 You'd better contact the system administrator. 19:16.260 --> 19:17.420 You might want to do it anonymously. 19:18.160 --> 19:20.500 There is currently no forwarding number. 19:21.520 --> 19:22.720 No, no, no, no. 19:22.780 --> 19:23.380 You blew it. 19:23.420 --> 19:23.920 You blew it. 19:23.960 --> 19:25.360 Your passwords don't match. 19:25.360 --> 19:29.580 And if you made a mistake this early on, we can only imagine how many times you're going 19:29.580 --> 19:30.500 to get it wrong in the future. 19:31.340 --> 19:32.080 There are no more. 19:33.040 --> 19:33.480 No. 19:34.820 --> 19:37.360 Sorry, but no names were found matching your entry. 19:38.020 --> 19:41.520 You can press 1 to try another name, or star, to abort. 19:42.560 --> 19:44.180 Please don't press any other keys. 19:45.060 --> 19:50.340 If you're calling from the fax machine on which you'd like to receive your fax, press 1. 19:50.720 --> 19:52.260 Otherwise, press 2. 19:52.260 --> 19:58.760 You can only listen to Off the Hook between 6 a.m. and 12 noon eastern time. 19:59.300 --> 20:04.380 We hope to change this when we have more phone lines, but for now, an hour-long program is 20:04.380 --> 20:06.480 too long to have on a single phone line. 20:06.480 --> 20:36.480 10, 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, A, B, C, D, 10, 11, 12, 20:36.480 --> 20:46.960 18, 19, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90. 20:47.680 --> 20:49.180 This is the Off the Hook file. 20:50.440 --> 20:50.760 Oh. 20:51.340 --> 20:52.800 Really old. 20:53.760 --> 20:54.700 Old message. 20:55.760 --> 20:56.600 Old messages. 20:56.600 --> 21:01.400 If this message is so good that you have to forward it to somebody else, press 1. 21:02.020 --> 21:06.420 If it's a ransom message or something, you need to find out the time and date it was recorded, 21:06.900 --> 21:07.840 press 2. 21:08.800 --> 21:12.560 To archive the message, sweep it under the rug, so to say, press 3. 21:13.260 --> 21:16.840 And if you just want to go back in time and hear the previous message, press 4. 21:16.840 --> 21:23.640 Your caller ID is showing out of area, which means that you may not have caller ID capabilities 21:23.640 --> 21:28.040 from where you're calling or you're calling from some place that doesn't pass it on to us. 21:29.120 --> 21:30.840 Pager number has been changed. 21:32.160 --> 21:35.300 You don't have pager options, so it's a big waste of time. 21:36.320 --> 21:37.400 Paging is off. 21:38.320 --> 21:39.940 Paging is on. 21:40.880 --> 21:42.920 To change paging status, press 1. 21:43.140 --> 21:45.080 To change paging number, press 2. 21:45.080 --> 21:47.960 Password has been changed. 21:48.960 --> 21:50.980 This is the phone services section. 21:51.580 --> 21:54.560 Press 1 if you have a string of touchtones you'd like us to decode. 21:54.960 --> 21:58.240 Press 2 if you'd like us to tell you your caller ID info. 21:58.600 --> 22:01.000 Or press star to go back to the main menu. 22:01.820 --> 22:07.680 After you hear the beep, record the message that you want to post, and follow that with a pound sign. 22:08.660 --> 22:09.220 Pound. 22:11.320 --> 22:11.800 Press. 22:12.460 --> 22:14.020 This is the prison file. 22:15.080 --> 22:21.280 Your caller ID is blocked, meaning caller ID info was sent, but it's showing up as private. 22:22.480 --> 22:24.660 Please hold while I process your entry. 22:25.400 --> 22:28.500 Actually, it doesn't take us very much time at all to do anything. 22:28.640 --> 22:31.140 We just do that to keep you from doing anything. 22:32.460 --> 22:33.900 And I'm not doing anything either. 22:33.900 --> 22:36.880 I'm just a voice, so I don't even know why I'm saying this. 22:37.720 --> 22:39.020 To continue, press 1. 22:39.340 --> 22:41.380 To delete this response, press 2. 22:41.820 --> 22:44.960 To listen to this response again, press 3. 22:45.700 --> 22:51.400 Enter a document number and follow that by the pound sign if you want to choose more documents. 22:51.860 --> 22:56.080 Or follow it by the star key if you're finished selecting documents. 22:56.080 --> 23:02.780 Record your new greeting after the tone and terminate with the pound sign. 23:03.060 --> 23:03.580 Good luck. 23:04.480 --> 23:06.360 Record a new prompt after the tone. 23:06.900 --> 23:11.200 If you're certain this is what you want to say and you want to save this message, press 1. 23:11.200 --> 23:15.080 If you're not so sure you want to hear it again, press 2. 23:15.940 --> 23:19.900 If you know you screwed up and you want to try over and re-record the message, press 3. 23:20.600 --> 23:23.840 And if you just want to give up totally and discard the message, press 4. 23:24.720 --> 23:26.460 To change your greeting, press 1. 23:26.600 --> 23:29.460 To change your name, press 2. 23:29.920 --> 23:31.880 To change your password, press 3. 23:32.360 --> 23:34.260 To change forwarding options, press 4. 23:34.440 --> 23:38.180 And to change pager options, press 5. 23:38.180 --> 23:42.920 Oh, and if you want to reply to this message, you can press 5. 23:43.980 --> 23:46.380 Okay, please record your message after the tone. 23:46.880 --> 23:49.600 But if you're planning on using the pound sign as part of your message, 23:49.980 --> 23:53.060 don't do it because hitting the pound sign will terminate the message. 23:53.400 --> 23:56.400 So, record the message and then hit a pound sign when you're finished. 23:56.700 --> 23:57.100 Thank you. 23:58.280 --> 23:58.720 Response. 23:59.520 --> 24:03.940 We could stay here all day doing this, but I'm afraid our patience has reached an end. 24:04.920 --> 24:06.560 Message has been saved. 24:06.880 --> 24:07.220 Hallelujah. 24:07.220 --> 24:07.400 Hallelujah. 24:08.180 --> 24:10.700 Please 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Box 752, Middle Island, New York, 11953 in the United States. 26:51.160 --> 26:53.760 If you want to go back to the main menu, press star. 26:54.120 --> 26:56.880 Otherwise, leave us a message at the sound of the tone. 26:57.660 --> 27:00.140 When you've finished recording, press the pound key. 27:01.180 --> 27:03.560 The time and date are now off. 27:03.560 --> 27:07.060 The time and date are now on. 27:08.180 --> 27:11.240 This is a test for the new bulletin board system. 27:11.440 --> 27:13.660 Push 1 for the admin section. 27:14.280 --> 27:16.280 Push 2 for the regular user board. 27:17.360 --> 27:17.960 Thousand. 27:18.780 --> 27:20.360 That number is too high. 27:20.700 --> 27:22.800 Try entering a smaller number. 27:23.960 --> 27:25.780 To get a hold of... 27:25.780 --> 27:26.380 Trillion. 27:27.160 --> 27:28.920 This is the tutorial file. 27:29.780 --> 27:33.080 Enter your box number, followed by the pound sign. 27:33.560 --> 27:37.500 Did you forget your box number? 27:39.500 --> 27:41.480 Would you like me to tell you what your box number is? 27:43.340 --> 27:44.400 I can't do that. 27:44.440 --> 27:45.440 What, do you think I'm crazy? 27:45.660 --> 27:47.420 I can't tell you your box number. 27:47.460 --> 27:48.660 You have to remember this yourself. 27:48.780 --> 27:50.580 And look, you're going to be using this system. 27:51.240 --> 27:52.780 You're going to have to remember a lot of things, 27:52.780 --> 27:55.480 including, you know, rules of what to do, what not to do, 27:55.560 --> 27:57.660 your password, and your box number. 27:57.660 --> 28:03.540 Obviously, you're going to have some major problems ahead of you. 28:04.540 --> 28:05.520 Why don't you hang up? 28:06.220 --> 28:07.640 Maybe take a rest or something. 28:07.760 --> 28:08.480 Call us back. 28:09.180 --> 28:10.320 Maybe you'll remember it then. 28:10.320 --> 28:15.620 Okay, enter the box number of the party you're trying to reach. 28:15.620 --> 28:18.360 Press 1 to hear the next message. 28:18.620 --> 28:20.080 2 for the previous message. 28:20.320 --> 28:21.960 3 to replay the current message. 28:22.460 --> 28:23.840 4 to hear the first message. 28:24.040 --> 28:25.360 5 to hear the last message. 28:25.760 --> 28:27.600 6 to post your very own message. 28:28.020 --> 28:30.240 7 to toggle the time and day. 28:30.620 --> 28:32.720 Or star to go back to the previous menu. 28:32.720 --> 28:56.200 This is the 2600 Voice Bulletin Board system. 28:56.640 --> 28:58.620 Press 1 for the moderated board. 28:59.020 --> 29:00.860 Press 2 for the unmoderated board. 29:00.860 --> 29:03.560 Press 3 for the Beyond Hope board. 29:04.100 --> 29:06.280 Or press 0 if you need instructions. 29:06.980 --> 29:09.240 If you want to go back, just press star. 29:10.100 --> 29:11.960 This is the Voice Files section. 29:12.160 --> 29:14.500 Press 1 to hear the latest edition of Off the Hook. 29:15.080 --> 29:16.660 Press 2 for tutorials. 29:17.160 --> 29:19.200 Press 3 for updates from prison. 29:19.920 --> 29:21.280 Press 4 for announcements. 29:21.540 --> 29:23.940 If you want to go back to the main menu, press star. 29:24.640 --> 29:25.860 You've got... 29:25.860 --> 29:26.960 A.M. 29:27.360 --> 29:28.320 P.M. 29:28.320 --> 29:32.840 Enter the phone number of your fax machine, followed by the pound sign. 29:33.660 --> 29:37.240 Only enter the phone number of your fax machine, not someone you want us to call. 29:37.420 --> 29:37.820 Thank you. 29:38.400 --> 29:39.320 Your new box number is... 29:40.320 --> 29:41.320 You have recorded... 29:42.380 --> 29:43.320 Your new password is... 29:43.320 --> 29:45.140 Zero. 29:45.140 --> 29:45.260 Zero.