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to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where
prohibited. Some assembly required. List each check separately by bank
number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment.
Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not
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age. If condition persists, consult your physician. No
user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on
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seen on TV. One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a
substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Colors may, in time,
fade. We have sent the forms which seem right for you. Slippery when
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