November 9, 10 & 11
Dust off your book of shadows and steel your heart against all things pure for a weekend of school spirit, bouncy babes and absolute SIN! If you thought the hip-and-trendy shout-it-out shenanigans of "Bring It On" even began to scratch the surface of what cheerleading is all about, you ain't even gonna believe what we have in store for you during THE SATAN'S CHEERLEADER'S CHEERLEADER CAMP WEEKEND!!!! Don't believe the hype, folks! Cheerleaders aren't a bunch of squeaky clean pep-rally princesses--they're EVIL INCARNATE, and we've got the flagship nypmphets of the universe for three days in a row to put your through your paces! Join Trixi Stix, Vixin Nixin, Lucky Dukes, Priss E. Bitch and Luci Furz as they break out thier bloody pom-poms to celebrate the golden era of cheerleader movies: the 1970'S! Believe us when we tell you: the girls have got the goods! A mind-blowing selection of cinematic mayhem depicting the most freewheeling, foul-mouthed and asskicking superbabes ever to be caught in a non-PG-13 plotline! We'll have live cheering during the movie, a super-crazy "halftime show" and tons of free giveaways and prizes! Also, live music, special guests including some of the infamous computer hackers of the Collusion Group, and the ultimate wet-dream-come-true for each and every fan who shows up: A chance to be caught in bed with not one, but five Satan's Cheerleaders! Yes, you heard us right: the girls are offering their bodies up for charity, and Trixi's even bringing her own bed so that YOU can have your picture taken between the sheets with the most desirable satanistic squad of hard-hitters this side of hell! Proceeds from this once-in-a-lifetime photo op go to the girls' favorite charity. And, as if that all weren't quite enough, they've also issued a personal challange to 14 local cheerleader squads to face them on stage for late-night debauchery and total insanity on each night of the camp! Will these 14 squads have the guts to shed their squeaky-clean status quo and descend into hell with The Satan's Cheerleaders? Will YOU have the stamina to surive all this malicious, estrogen-powered megaphone mayhem? Be here on November 9th, 10th, and 11th for the answer--but come prepared, folks! This might just be the homecoming weekend that sends you straight to HELL!
www.SatansCheerleaders.com
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