The Top 15 Computer Nerd Alcoholic Beverages

15. Pasty White Russian

14. ASCII Sour

13. Seagram's Seven of Nine

12. Harvey Codebanger

11. Slow Comfortable Download Against the Firewall

10. Chat Room on the Beach

9. Dotcomikaze

8. Blue Daiquiri Of Death

7. Anything, as long as there's a Mountain Dew chaser.

6. Screamin' Klingon

5. SCSI Navel

4. Rum and Jolt

3. Your Company on the Rocks

2. Sloe Porn Download

and the Number 1 Computer Nerd Alcoholic Beverage..

1. Sex in Your Dreams