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ASkiNG abOUT wh0 GEw giMP? i think he's coming down who? Messia? yeh The meSSiaH !@# JESuS haS rISeN paRAIS eTHe lORd!@# messiah even/ hah j00 aRE aLL pROpErTYy OF haXOr bRothERz ummm HaxOR brOTHeR ph34r naTIoN hax0r fuck off haha FuCK j00 b!@# j00 pEICER oF CRaP!@# *** sirsyko has changed a mode on channel #phrack to (+b *!*@pancreas.com) *** You have been kicked from #phrack by sirsyko (pest) ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล PhaN MaIL ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล To: wang@sinnerz.com From: i@can.spoof Subject: I CAN SPOOF! I CAN SPOOF!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA OuR rEplY: fUX j00!! wE CaN haX0r!@#!@# wE maKE iP p00pErZ!@# wE aRE leEt!@# To: haxor@sinnerz.com From: daimon@get2net.dk Subject: 31337 fux0rz UhHh YeA i HaVe A NuThA FuXiN QuEsTi0n....WhY d0Nt JeW PhUcKiNg GeW On Da OpRaH Sh0w Ur SuM ShIaT LiKe ThAt?? WoUlD LiKe TeW Zee Da BiArCh Ph34r JeW!!!!! OuR RePLY: goOD iDea!#!@#!@# FaTTY BooM baTtY biTcH iZ GonNA mEEt dA REaL hAxoRz!@# To: wang@sinnerz.com From: LeftNut69@aol.com Subject: bitch you are a fucking queer ass bitch boy. you like niggers too you aree a queer lovin buttfuckin nigger doer pussy ass bitch OuR rEPLy: h4rh4rh4rh4rh4r!@#@# NuTiN WrOnG WiTh daT niGGa LuV gEE!@ AnD j0r ThE fUCkiNG fAGgoT leFt nuT boI!@#!# To: haxor@sinnerz.com From: su1d@technotronic.com Subject: please teach me. Im a newbie and I wanna hack...PLZ TEACH0R ME!@# oUr RePlY: ReaD oaUR fUCkiNG iSSueZ U GiMP aSS 2600 LUBbeR!@# To: haxor@sinnerz.com From: bubba@bubbaluv.com Subject: Where is my so1o? Please mang... I miss that lil white boys sweet ass! I need to tap that tighty again! I know you guys can hack some info on where he is... I truely love him! Please! OuR rEPlY: uHg... wE gN0 hE luVeZ u t00 buBBa!@# so1o CaN bE fOuND iN thE LocAL MeniEL fAN cLUB GaY baR iN enGlaND.. LoOK fOR thE GuY wiTH thE gIMp OUtFiT dEwD!@#!@# j00 2 MakE a CutE CouPLE!@# To: wang@sinnerz.com From: aleph1@underground.org Subject: Re: I 0wN jEW!@#!@# get a life kid ouR rEplY: h4h4h4h4h4h4h ph34r ThiZ j00 OwNEd pANzY aSS FuCkiN fuCk FuCk!@# ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล PraHaNK FonE CaLLz ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล h4rh4rh4rh4rh0h0h0H)!@#!@#!@#!23 JeaH biaTchEz iTz TIME fOR PraNK fOne caLLz h0h0!@#!@# s0 mE aND |-|4x0r GoT boReD thE othEr DaY And shiZniTch s0 wE DeCIdEd FuXoR!@ LeTz PraNK soME pEOpLE jEah@# OkaY s0 HErEz THe PLACeZ wE pRANKzeD anD whAT wE saID h0h0!@#!@#!@#!@#!@# #1 1-800-CaLL-aTT Operator: Hello ple.... Hax0rWang: JeaH baiTCh i WaNt MuH fuCKin baCOn!@#!@# Operator: Excuse me? Hax0rWang: I SaID baCON biaTCh GivE iT uP oR bE aNaL bOmBeD1@#!@# Operator: *click* Hax0rWang: ThE FaT wH0rE!@# Hax0rWang: *dialing back* Operator: Hel... Hax0rWang: biATcH HuNG uP oN mE!#!#!@#!@# Operator: Sir please do not use that language or I will have to disconnect you Hax0rWang: SuCk MuH WaNG u FuCKin h0 WHeRez THe BaCOn@#$@#$@#$ Operator: *click* Hax0rWang: *dialing back* Operator: Hello pl... Hax0rWang: i oWn j00!@#!@#!@ Operator: *click* Hax0rWang: *dialing back* Operator: Hello pl... Hax0rWang: i oWn j00!@#!@#!@ Operator: *click* Hax0rWang: *dialing back* Operator: FUCK OFF YOU MOTHERFUCKING DICK! Hax0rWang: Uhm.. excuse me? Operator: Oh sir, I am very sorry. We have had a lot of fake callers lately. Hax0rWang: h0h0h0h0h0h00 DuMb biaTch FuCk j00!@#@!#!@#!@#!@# Operator: THAT'S IT!!!! I AM SICK OF THIS! Operator: *sound of a gun going off* Operator: *background sound of people yelling OH MY GOD SHE SHOT HERSELF* Hax0rWang: UhMM.. WhoaA.. uH... *click* #2 McDonalds Worker: Hello this is McDonalds how can I help you? Hax0rWang: h0h0... JEaH i GOt liKE a BIg maC anD fuCKinG TheIR waS a TurD iN iT!#!@#!@# Worker: A what? Hax0rWang: a TurD j00 FuCK A BiG asS piEcE oF sHIt FRoMM soMEOnz BuTt!@# Worker: *laughing* I see... Hax0rWang: ItZ nOT fuNNy!@ Worker: Who is this? Hax0rWang: Hax0rWang!#!@ ph34r!@# Worker: Is this Mike? Hax0rWang: Hax0rWang!@#!@# oF thE haX0r br0thERz j00 LaMUh!@# Worker: I have to get back to work quit... Hax0rWang: GiVe mE thE fuCKin mAnaGeR!@# Manager: Hello? Hax0rWang: I g0t ShiT iN muH bIg MaC!@# Manager: What kind of shit? Hax0rWang: j00 KnoW thE kiND fRom UrE FaT aSS biTcH b0y!#@@!# Manager: I have caller ID. Hax0rWang: h0h0 I hAve aN iP pOOpER!@# eRR sp00fEr!@#!@# FEaR Manager: Listen punk don't call again! Hax0rWang: h0h0h0 0wn3d!@# *click* eLITeneZZ!#!@# StAy tuNeD foR mOrE fuXoriNG cAllz FrOM urE FaVorITE ReET0 pEoplE thE haXOr BrotheRz!@#!@#!@##!@# ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล ELeeT iNTeRVieWz ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล h0h0h0 jEaH!@#!@#!@# eReeT inTeRViEw TimE!@# s0 wE deCidEd t0 GeT sOME eLeeT inTeRViewZ wITH sOME peOPLez FrOM #phrack!@#!@#!@# ReaD up On ShiZNiTch anD LeaRN oF ouR LeeTnESS!@#!@# IntErVieW wITH rOutE/daemon9 HeLLo rOUTe!@# WaNNA d0 an iNTeRviEw foR gNU hAXoR broTheRZ? Your message has been logged - [Lame] aRE j00 CAlLInG mE laME? Your message has been logged - [Lame] FuX j00 j0R lAYmE!@# Your message has been logged - [Lame] LaYMuR Your message has been logged - [Lame] InTeRvIeW wITH SiRsikO WaNNa d0 aN iNTeRvIEw j00 BIaTCH1@# FOr GNu HAXor broTHeRZ uhm, grow up. uHm!@# b0w d0Wn!@# s0!@# HoW loNG j00 BeeN a WaCKeR? eRR haXor!@# OF COurSe j00 CaNT bEL LeEt liKE mE!@# sorry, I dont take it up the ass like you do. hAs j0r ASS bEEN pRopeRlY sEcuREd? oh I forgot. typing like an imbecile is cool. I'll try to remember that. JEaH it IZ!@# iM fuXOinG /<-RaD j00 FaGgoT WaXoR what do you know about security? i RUN miCrSoFT j00niX I GICVE j00 A cHANce.. SAY j00 b0w SaY haX0rwanG owNZ mE CuZ i d00 owN j00!@# you see.... typing like this doesnt make you a hacker. sirsyko d3wD.. I sChh00l j00 NoT jEW mE!@# i Am 31337 aND j0r NoT FaCE iT BlAH bLah bLAh.. hE neVer rEpLieD aFtEr THaT cuZ i ShowED hiM thE ph34r!@# InTeRViEw wITH b_ b_ i 0wN j00 SaY j00 ph34r j00 PEiCe oF laYmuR cRaP iM iN j0r CompuTeR riGht n0w iM upLOadING goODtiMEZ VIrUZ h0h0 CuZ iVe HaCkeD GIbSonz bEfoRE h0h0h0hh0h0h0h0h0h0h0 h0h0h0!@#!@# ONcE agAIN haXOr bRoTheRz hAvE pRoVeN thaT #pHAcK PEoPLE aRE GaY anD thAt wE 0wN thEM!@@# ph34r uZ oR peRiSh liKE thOsE fuX!@# ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล ThE aNONYmouS FtP HAX0r ลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลลล ThiZ iS a TruE sTorY!@# ThE naMEz oF sOmE peoPLE haVE beEN ChaNGeD to uHmm j00 KnoW.. pRoTeCt eM anD aLL thAT bULLshiT!@#!@# NoW ReaD oN abOUT hoW aN iNNocEnT LiL hAXor WaS TraCKed DowN bY aN eVil ADMIn!@#!@#!@# lalalal, just another day just another day...lalal ill just sit right here in my chair and look around my computer, llallalal... *Server Admin types a little on his keyboard [root@server.com /root]# cd /home/ftp/incoming [root@server.com /home/ftp/incoming]# ls oh nothing seems to be out of place, lalalal [root@server.com /home/ftp/incoming]# ls -la /.a UH OH!!!! I HOPE WE DIDNT GET HACKED [root@server.com /home/ftp/incoming]# rm .a .a is a directory OH GOD OUR ANONYMOUS /INCOMING FTP DIRECTORY HAS BEEN HACKED!! I BETTER CALL MY BOSS!!!!!!! *Server Admin picks up the phone and quickly dials the phone. hello? SIR SIR, OUR ANONYMOUS FTP HAS BEEN HACKED!!! son son son, settle down...How has it been hacked? someone made a HIDDEN directory on it!!! But isnt that what the incoming directory is for? to let people put stuff in it? NO SIR, WHERE I COME FROM IF SOMEONE MAKES A DIRECTORY IN AN ANONYMOUS FTP THAT MEANS THEY ARE DIRECTLY ATTACKING US! I dont know about that son. The person might have done it by accident or somthing..I mean shit happens. FUCK YOU!!!! YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT, AND DONT CALL ME SON!!!!!!!! *Server Admin hangs up the phone *******AFTER HOURS OF SEARCHING LOGS BECAUSE THE ADMIN DOESNT KNOW HOW TO USE GREP HE FINNALLY FINDS THE HOSTNAME ****.*******.COM FTP'ING TO HIS ANONYMOUS FTP************************************************ I HAVE YOU NOW EVIL HACKER MAN!!!! YOUR GOING DOWWWWWWN!! *Server Admin picks up the phone and quickly dials ******.com to tell them the news hello? YEAH I WAS JUST YOU KNOW, LOOKING THROUGH MY ANONYMOUS FTP AND STUFF AND SAW THAT SOMEONE FROM YOUR ISP MADE A DIRECTORY IN MY INCOMING DIRECTORY OH MY GOD, WHAT WAS THE DIRECTORY CALLED? Dot A DOT A? YOU MEAN IT WAS A *COWERS IN FEAR* HIDDEN DIRECTORY?!?!!?!? YES EXACTLY, ONE OF YOUR EVIL HACKER USERS HACKED MY ANONYMOUS FTP!!!! OK ILL GET RIGHT TO THIS! THIS EVIL USER WILL BE WARNED AND TOLD HE IS AN EVIL HACKER!!!!! 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