[00:08.700 --> 00:09.860]  Oh, I was listening to that.
[00:18.120 --> 00:18.740]  Are we good?
[00:20.190 --> 00:21.540]  Hey, let's have a panel, you guys.
[00:28.550 --> 00:30.340]  Hi, we're the Phone Losers of America.
[00:35.120 --> 00:36.680]  And thank you all for coming out.
[00:36.860 --> 00:38.030]  We really appreciate it.
[00:38.400 --> 00:43.320]  We really appreciate that you all chose to not see the good stuff that's going on on the other tracks.
[00:43.320 --> 00:45.820]  And instead you're suffering through this stuff with us.
[00:46.620 --> 00:48.840]  Yeah, give yourself a round of applause for being here.
[00:49.920 --> 00:51.340]  That's why they didn't have a third track.
[00:51.500 --> 00:52.860]  They didn't want to put anybody against us.
[00:52.980 --> 00:53.780]  It's cool, I understand.
[00:54.360 --> 00:54.530]  Yeah.
[00:55.030 --> 00:56.840]  We told them it was a guaranteed audience, you know.
[00:59.180 --> 01:01.420]  Okay, I guess we'll start with some introductions.
[01:03.670 --> 01:04.500]  I'm Rob T. Firefly, somewhat active in various scenes.
[01:10.290 --> 01:12.310]  To the far right here is...
[01:12.310 --> 01:13.120]  Oh, we're starting with me now.
[01:13.120 --> 01:13.950]  We're starting with you.
[01:14.040 --> 01:14.320]  Oh.
[01:14.530 --> 01:15.980]  Because we love you.
[01:16.280 --> 01:16.450]  Yeah.
[01:16.900 --> 01:18.080]  This is Murdoch.
[01:19.320 --> 01:20.540]  Oh, thank you guys.
[01:20.890 --> 01:21.240]  Come on.
[01:21.340 --> 01:21.480]  Come on.
[01:22.210 --> 01:22.720]  Yeah.
[01:23.100 --> 01:24.100]  I love you too.
[01:24.100 --> 01:25.540]  I want to be your best friend.
[01:26.740 --> 01:28.580]  And I'm serious when I say that.
[01:28.740 --> 01:30.040]  And I also accept donations.
[01:30.040 --> 01:32.820]  I broke my arm three weeks ago, $55,000.
[01:33.510 --> 01:36.120]  I told them to forward the bills to Canada, but they're not gonna.
[01:36.510 --> 01:40.940]  So, I'm gonna pass my boot around later just like Jello did a few years ago.
[01:41.150 --> 01:41.540]  So...
[01:41.540 --> 01:42.820]  Please give us money.
[01:42.940 --> 01:44.120]  I need 50s and 100s.
[01:45.790 --> 01:49.830]  Speaking of 50s and 100s, to my immediate left is i-BaLL.
[01:50.980 --> 01:51.960]  Greetings fellow humans.
[01:52.400 --> 01:52.920]  Thank you.
[01:53.800 --> 01:54.720]  I'm i-BaLL.
[01:55.910 --> 01:56.940]  I... me.
[01:57.480 --> 01:58.480]  And yeah.
[01:59.260 --> 02:00.340]  What's up with you guys?
[02:01.740 --> 02:04.740]  And on the other side here we have Sidepocket.
[02:07.150 --> 02:07.660]  Hello.
[02:09.060 --> 02:10.080]  Who are you people?
[02:10.720 --> 02:11.540]  Where am I again?
[02:11.740 --> 02:13.820]  Is this the Chinese army thing?
[02:14.540 --> 02:15.280]  Yes, exactly.
[02:15.820 --> 02:16.580]  Oh, okay.
[02:16.740 --> 02:17.720]  Well, I like the lights.
[02:18.080 --> 02:18.280]  Okay.
[02:18.480 --> 02:18.840]  Is it playing?
[02:19.620 --> 02:20.150]  Okay.
[02:20.260 --> 02:21.720]  We've prepared a little...
[02:39.160 --> 02:41.020]  You're at the PLA panel at home.
[02:41.020 --> 02:42.200]  You're at the PLA panel at home.
[02:43.040 --> 02:46.880]  You're sitting in your seats and you follow me.
[02:47.540 --> 02:51.020]  We're bound to talk to you about things.
[02:51.860 --> 02:54.960]  But of course you're going to watch Rick and sleep.
[02:55.820 --> 03:00.080]  We are gonna waste a lot of your time.
[03:00.400 --> 03:03.420]  So we get into hope for free.
[03:03.780 --> 03:05.440]  We're gonna play some balls.
[03:05.980 --> 03:07.480]  And we're gonna take questions.
[03:08.040 --> 03:11.500]  And we're gonna make up something else to feel time.
[03:11.500 --> 03:13.980]  Maybe we're gonna play videos.
[03:14.400 --> 03:16.340]  Make a friend of bullshit, who knows?
[03:16.540 --> 03:19.800]  We suppose we don't have to pay anything.
[03:21.260 --> 03:25.040]  The PLA has been around for a while.
[03:25.840 --> 03:29.640]  Fifteen years now and they're still doing this crap.
[03:30.500 --> 03:33.940]  RBCP is bald and old as f*ck.
[03:34.460 --> 03:37.880]  Seems like fifty and still makes pain for us.
[03:37.880 --> 03:39.300]  But we...
[03:39.300 --> 03:42.360]  Y'all just got into hope for free.
[03:42.640 --> 03:46.080]  Just buy hacks and we need manual toasting.
[03:46.260 --> 03:47.880]  We're gonna dance this ball.
[03:48.200 --> 03:50.120]  And we're gonna go drink beer.
[03:50.340 --> 03:53.660]  And we're gonna tell you about the LA radio.
[03:54.240 --> 03:56.120]  We're gonna hear the ball.
[03:56.520 --> 03:58.360]  And we're gonna give away stuff.
[03:58.780 --> 04:02.240]  And you're gonna have to suffer into students.
[04:02.880 --> 04:04.420]  We're gonna bring some calls.
[04:05.100 --> 04:06.240]  And we're gonna take questions.
[04:07.220 --> 04:11.040]  And we're gonna make up something else to feel time.
[04:11.280 --> 04:12.300]  Maybe we'll...
[04:27.530 --> 04:28.550]  So hi everybody.
[04:28.770 --> 04:29.970]  My name is Sidepocket.
[04:30.330 --> 04:33.850]  And so I've done some save the hotel stuff.
[04:33.990 --> 04:37.130]  And I love being on the PLA forums.
[04:37.250 --> 04:40.030]  I help out with like the prank phone calls and phone mobs and stuff.
[04:40.030 --> 04:40.690]  So that's just me.
[04:41.130 --> 04:41.610]  Rob?
[04:44.250 --> 04:44.770]  Yeah.
[04:45.530 --> 04:46.250]  I'm Rob.
[04:46.370 --> 04:46.530]  Hi.
[04:47.090 --> 04:53.930]  Who you saw on the video there, slightly photographically altered, was Red Box Chili Pepper, who is our lord and savior.
[04:54.350 --> 04:55.890]  And strong-armed demagogue.
[04:56.470 --> 04:56.990]  Worshipping...
[04:56.990 --> 05:00.210]  It's sort of like Warren Jeffs in a sense.
[05:00.550 --> 05:04.910]  And less of the polygamic sense, but like cultish leader sense.
[05:05.250 --> 05:05.870]  Wait, less?
[05:05.870 --> 05:07.150]  He's our Tom Cruise.
[05:07.150 --> 05:07.370]  Kind of less.
[05:07.930 --> 05:10.870]  I mean, I only have three, so...
[05:12.390 --> 05:13.770]  Yeah, he's pretty much our Tom Cruise.
[05:14.230 --> 05:14.470]  Yeah.
[05:17.590 --> 05:18.750]  So, what else we got?
[05:18.990 --> 05:27.610]  We can tell you guys about PLA Radio, which is our online radio show, or podcast, as the kids like to call it nowadays.
[05:31.090 --> 05:31.890]  I think...
[05:31.890 --> 05:33.310]  Is that the city with it?
[05:33.690 --> 05:34.530]  The, uh...
[05:34.530 --> 05:35.130]  People of Canada?
[05:35.690 --> 05:36.950]  I think it might be on there.
[05:37.930 --> 05:38.810]  But, um...
[05:38.810 --> 05:39.710]  Murdoch can, uh...
[05:39.710 --> 05:42.430]  Murdoch can fill up time by telling you a little bit about PLA Radio.
[05:42.950 --> 05:44.430]  Well, PLA Radio, uh...
[05:44.430 --> 05:46.370]  It's not like it's done weekly or anything like that.
[05:47.370 --> 05:47.810]  Uh...
[05:47.810 --> 05:50.670]  Pretty much whenever Brad decides to, uh...
[05:50.670 --> 05:54.150]  Stir up the pot and find new content for him to, uh...
[05:54.150 --> 05:57.890]  Replace, I guess, like the prank calls that, that, uh...
[05:57.890 --> 06:01.430]  That are featured on our site, they're kind of recapped and redone through PLA Radio.
[06:02.650 --> 06:03.010]  Uh...
[06:03.010 --> 06:05.870]  I know he edited me in, eating, uh...
[06:05.870 --> 06:07.490]  Popcorn out of a pump, of a dumpster.
[06:09.010 --> 06:09.730]  Which, uh...
[06:09.730 --> 06:12.670]  I mean, didn't necessarily not happen, but...
[06:13.110 --> 06:14.230]  You know, what can you do?
[06:14.970 --> 06:17.550]  A lot of them, I know we had one that was on, uh...
[06:17.550 --> 06:18.290]  That was on, uh...
[06:18.290 --> 06:19.870]  Voice identification or authentication.
[06:20.470 --> 06:21.390]  That we're gonna be...
[06:21.390 --> 06:21.930]  That, uh...
[06:21.930 --> 06:23.790]  I guess, Leo is, uh... looking for.
[06:26.190 --> 06:26.550]  So...
[06:28.530 --> 06:30.850]  You know, a lot of this is based on the, uh...
[06:30.850 --> 06:32.390]  Fact that he can get his stuff together.
[06:34.250 --> 06:35.130]  Unfortunately, it's...
[06:35.130 --> 06:35.910]  Vamp, Murdoch, Vamp.
[06:36.270 --> 06:36.790]  Fill up some time.
[06:37.090 --> 06:37.330]  What?
[06:37.330 --> 06:37.330]  Vamp?
[06:37.370 --> 06:37.450]  What?
[06:37.910 --> 06:38.310]  I could.
[06:39.710 --> 06:40.070]  Improvise.
[06:40.810 --> 06:41.530]  Thank you, Murdoch, good stuff.
[06:42.090 --> 06:42.130]  What?
[06:42.590 --> 06:43.190]  Give me the CD.
[06:43.510 --> 06:43.610]  Huh?
[06:44.510 --> 06:45.090]  Murdoch's got him.
[06:45.450 --> 06:46.450]  Oh, yes, I do.
[06:47.630 --> 06:48.190]  Why I do?
[06:48.190 --> 06:48.690]  I have CDs.
[06:49.030 --> 06:53.170]  Yeah, so PLA radio is a very, very interesting thing that we've done on the website for a very long time.
[06:53.490 --> 06:54.150]  And, uh...
[06:54.150 --> 06:56.050]  Hopefully we'll have a few samples to, uh... show you.
[06:56.130 --> 06:56.950]  It's really exciting stuff.
[07:00.120 --> 07:02.540]  No one will be admitted during the disc swapping sequence.
[07:03.100 --> 07:05.160]  Well, actually, uh...
[07:05.160 --> 07:06.980]  People will be admitted and killed, and, uh...
[07:06.980 --> 07:09.800]  The kidneys will be donated to charity, because we're such nice people.
[07:10.480 --> 07:10.800]  Um...
[07:10.800 --> 07:12.460]  It's all going to Murdoch's, uh... broken arm.
[07:12.560 --> 07:13.520]  The feds kind of, they...
[07:13.520 --> 07:17.300]  He was red boxing, uh, somewhere out in Kansas or somewhere, and the feds came.
[07:17.400 --> 07:18.420]  They really beat him bad.
[07:18.420 --> 07:19.800]  He almost went to Gantama and shit.
[07:19.920 --> 07:23.900]  So if you have any money, please give it to us if he really needs the, uh... surgery.
[07:24.200 --> 07:25.000]  He might die in two weeks.
[07:25.120 --> 07:25.960]  It's, it's very creepy.
[07:26.200 --> 07:30.280]  And I'm still trying to get one of those gold-plated payphones from, uh, Las Vegas, so...
[07:30.900 --> 07:31.460]  Here's a quarter.
[07:31.600 --> 07:32.220]  Cost me to care.
[07:32.340 --> 07:32.880]  Yeah, I know.
[07:34.020 --> 07:38.320]  The funny thing was, the stuff he was getting beat up for was all stuff I did, but, uh, you know, no one ever found that out.
[07:38.720 --> 07:39.020]  Mm-hmm.
[07:39.340 --> 07:40.500]  And no one ever will.
[07:41.340 --> 07:41.620]  Rubycon.
[07:44.240 --> 07:44.640]  Okay.
[07:44.940 --> 07:48.520]  So, Phone Lose of America started, uh, as a zine roughly 15 years ago.
[07:48.820 --> 07:53.340]  Um, started by Red Box Chili Pepper in the then-thriving, uh, text-zine scene.
[07:53.620 --> 08:00.460]  Um, during a time when everyone else was sort of being all shady and elitist and, you know, we're gonna bestow upon you some information and this and that.
[08:00.940 --> 08:13.120]  Um, he decided to come out with something that proudly, proudly declared how much it sucked and, um, was full of mostly, uh, mostly stuff that wouldn't or couldn't work or, you know, was of little to no use whatsoever.
[08:14.580 --> 08:15.300]  And, um...
[08:15.300 --> 08:17.620]  And, and the 15-year-olds just ate it up.
[08:17.780 --> 08:19.000]  They, they ate it up with spoons.
[08:19.140 --> 08:20.340]  I was one of those 15-year-olds.
[08:20.360 --> 08:20.920]  Yeah, I was too.
[08:21.080 --> 08:21.880]  And, uh...
[08:22.460 --> 08:24.320]  I was still growing a spine, but, yeah.
[08:24.380 --> 08:25.260]  Was that good stage?
[08:25.440 --> 08:28.920]  He, he was still being built in the garage with power tools back then, but, um...
[08:28.920 --> 08:28.960]  Yeah.
[08:28.960 --> 08:31.160]  I'm almost 30 and I still ate it up.
[08:34.180 --> 08:35.420]  Little something for the old folks.
[08:36.380 --> 08:39.880]  You damn kids and your dang-fangled text-zines.
[08:43.320 --> 08:43.880]  Are we good?
[08:44.080 --> 08:44.300]  What?
[08:45.140 --> 08:45.720]  17, yeah.
[08:46.200 --> 08:46.400]  Mm-hmm.
[08:48.420 --> 08:48.920]  Uh, audio?
[08:49.220 --> 08:50.680]  Is, is the magic box making sounds?
[08:50.860 --> 08:51.600]  I know, that's what I'm working on.
[08:51.600 --> 08:52.860]  Well, I can probably tell you what's going on.
[08:52.860 --> 08:57.780]  Hi, my name, uh, my name is Brad, and I have two kids, and I spam them everywhere I go.
[08:58.920 --> 08:59.320]  And...
[08:59.320 --> 09:02.960]  Okay, I think what we have here is, uh, possibly an excerpt from PLA Radio.
[09:03.660 --> 09:04.900]  If it, uh...
[09:04.900 --> 09:06.120]  Wait, we're, we're almost there.
[09:06.260 --> 09:06.980]  We're almost there.
[09:07.800 --> 09:08.400]  Show the what?
[09:08.660 --> 09:09.020]  Show the what?
[09:09.020 --> 09:09.640]  Show the audio!
[09:09.940 --> 09:11.180]  Show the audio, yes.
[09:11.600 --> 09:13.460]  Is there a deaf relay operator anywhere?
[09:14.220 --> 09:14.900]  Go ahead.
[09:16.060 --> 09:16.960]  S-K-S-K.
[09:17.380 --> 09:18.360]  S-K-S-K.
[09:19.380 --> 09:20.560]  Look in the mic chat.
[09:20.840 --> 09:21.660]  I'll see you now.
[09:22.480 --> 09:23.920]  Caller says, f*ck that shit, go ahead.
[09:27.460 --> 09:29.280]  But, uh, I think, what was it?
[09:29.820 --> 09:41.740]  Not two or three years ago, uh, CNBC did a, uh, did a piece on corporate terrorism, about, about, uh, corporate terrorism and, and Walmart and, and, uh, Kmart and all those chain stores.
[09:42.180 --> 09:53.660]  And I guess, uh, one of the, uh, CNBC staffers stumbled upon the phonelosers.org Walmart page and, uh, did a, did a quick email with, with Brad, the, uh, the, the administrator.
[09:55.500 --> 09:56.400]  It's not working.
[09:57.320 --> 09:57.960]  It's not working.
[09:59.460 --> 10:02.200]  Windows 98 is going to ship on its designated time.
[10:04.060 --> 10:05.900]  They did a, uh, they, they called Brad.
[10:06.040 --> 10:16.940]  They brought him in for an interview for CNBC, talking about the prank calls that we did, the, uh, the forwarded prank calls that we did for, for Walmart, where people call in thinking that they're going to be getting to Walmart.
[10:17.140 --> 10:18.120]  They're really talking to me.
[10:19.720 --> 10:25.440]  So, so what they, what they do is they play, they play a couple of, they cut, they play a couple of the prank calls.
[10:25.940 --> 10:32.400]  And basically the CNBC host slams us as corporate terrorism and how, how we're nothing but, but, but bad people.
[10:32.600 --> 10:40.300]  And, you know, you would expect that kind of treatment on Fox News, but CNBC, you know, you can't really, you don't really want that to happen, but.
[10:40.680 --> 10:41.720]  Wait, wait, we're not.
[10:41.800 --> 10:42.180]  What do you got for me?
[10:42.240 --> 10:42.400]  What?
[10:42.520 --> 10:43.440]  We're not corporate terrorists?
[10:44.540 --> 10:45.460]  Well, not, not anymore.
[10:45.720 --> 10:46.260]  Not, not anymore.
[10:46.580 --> 10:47.400]  Not since the law changed.
[10:47.480 --> 10:48.080]  Damn anonymous.
[10:48.340 --> 10:49.180]  Yeah, no, I would say.
[10:50.160 --> 10:52.460]  It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a legal gray area.
[10:52.620 --> 10:53.440]  I gotta tell you that.
[10:54.640 --> 10:57.840]  Maybe if we all wear like V for Vendetta masks or something, no one's done that, right?
[10:58.320 --> 11:00.240]  Yeah, we have to protest some sort of religion.
[11:00.800 --> 11:02.000]  Uh, uh, uh, Israeliism.
[11:02.180 --> 11:02.340]  There we go.
[11:02.500 --> 11:03.180]  Yeah, that'll do.
[11:03.180 --> 11:05.920]  But, uh, what were we getting back to PLA radio?
[11:06.580 --> 11:07.460]  So here's the clip.
[11:07.680 --> 11:08.900]  You'll, you'll enjoy it.
[11:08.980 --> 11:09.560]  Trust me.
[11:09.720 --> 11:09.820]  Yeah, trust me.
[11:09.940 --> 11:12.500]  Especially if you've seen, uh, if you saw the movie Sneakers.
[11:13.980 --> 11:15.040]  Welcome to Bell.
[11:15.460 --> 11:16.400]  Bienvenue chez Bell.
[11:16.780 --> 11:22.080]  I recently found out that Bell Canada is now using voice authentication to verify their customer's identity.
[11:22.380 --> 11:25.820]  To access their account, a customer has to say a passphrase into the phone.
[11:26.180 --> 11:27.760]  The passphrase goes like this.
[11:28.240 --> 11:30.540]  At Bell, my voice is my password.
[11:30.540 --> 11:34.280]  For security reasons, I'll need to authenticate your voice.
[11:34.580 --> 11:39.040]  After the beep, clearly say, At Bell, my voice is my password.
[11:40.500 --> 11:44.060]  A customer records their voice reading that phrase onto their account.
[11:44.120 --> 11:46.460]  And then only their voice can validate the account.
[11:46.880 --> 11:56.340]  Once the account is voice validated, the customer is transferred to a Bell employee who will do anything on the account that they want, including going over charges on the Bell and ordering or removing services.
[11:56.340 --> 12:02.440]  Today, I attempted to access a customer's account about a dozen times using different voices to try and fool the system.
[12:02.580 --> 12:03.520]  But nothing worked.
[12:03.920 --> 12:08.900]  Sorry, we'll need to try again because I couldn't match your voice with the one we have on file.
[12:08.900 --> 12:17.700]  This works pretty much just like the voice authentication in the movie Sneakers, where an employee of a toy company has to speak their name in the phrase, My voice is my passport.
[12:18.120 --> 12:18.800]  Verify me.
[12:19.280 --> 12:26.980]  In this movie, Martin and his friends need to break into Needlenose Ned Ryerson's office so they can get back their Panasonic answering machine that the toy company stole from them.
[12:27.680 --> 12:28.860]  Chris, what's this mean?
[12:29.320 --> 12:30.960]  My voice is my passport.
[12:31.160 --> 12:31.760]  Verify me.
[12:32.340 --> 12:33.920]  Some sort of voice bird ID.
[12:34.160 --> 12:34.800]  I'll check it out.
[12:36.640 --> 12:44.140]  So they get this girl to go on a date with the guy and she gets him to say all of the words required for the passphrase into the tape recorder by doing things like this.
[12:44.140 --> 12:47.000]  Oh, talk to me.
[12:47.620 --> 12:48.540]  You know what?
[12:49.200 --> 12:51.640]  I really love the sound of your voice.
[12:52.480 --> 12:55.240]  And, um, there's this one word.
[12:56.060 --> 12:59.160]  I've always loved the sound of this word.
[13:00.320 --> 13:01.320]  Oh, no!
[13:01.640 --> 13:01.940]  No, what?
[13:01.980 --> 13:02.840]  Oh, no, you wouldn't.
[13:02.900 --> 13:03.760]  No, I would.
[13:03.980 --> 13:04.000]  What?
[13:04.460 --> 13:04.700]  What?
[13:04.860 --> 13:05.020]  What?
[13:05.020 --> 13:05.460]  What?
[13:05.800 --> 13:06.260]  Oh, all right.
[13:07.360 --> 13:12.460]  I would really like to hear you say the word.
[13:13.920 --> 13:14.240]  Passport.
[13:16.040 --> 13:16.680]  Passport?
[13:17.160 --> 13:17.520]  Oh.
[13:19.120 --> 13:19.760]  Passport.
[13:21.460 --> 13:26.320]  After they spliced all of their bits of audio tape together, they end up having a clip that sounds like this.
[13:27.120 --> 13:27.620]  Hi.
[13:27.900 --> 13:30.360]  My name is Werner Brandes.
[13:30.600 --> 13:32.700]  My voice is my passport.
[13:32.940 --> 13:33.880]  Verify me.
[13:34.980 --> 13:40.360]  Of course, in the movie, it works perfectly, and they're able to break into the guy's office by playing a tape recording of his voice.
[13:40.580 --> 13:43.840]  So I wanted to see if this kind of a trick would work on Bell Canada customers.
[13:44.180 --> 13:49.640]  But instead of going on a date with a Canadian, I would just make a phone call to them and try and trick them out of all the words that I needed.
[13:50.220 --> 13:51.260]  Here's how my call went.
[13:54.800 --> 13:55.160]  Hello?
[13:55.960 --> 13:56.380]  Oh, hello.
[13:56.460 --> 13:57.380]  Is this Leslie ?
[13:57.380 --> 13:58.440]  Yes, it is.
[13:58.620 --> 14:00.900]  Hey, this is, um, Craig from the public library.
[14:01.500 --> 14:01.700]  Craig?
[14:01.980 --> 14:04.300]  I was just calling about the, uh, books that you have out with us.
[14:04.300 --> 14:05.760]  They're, uh, quite a bit overdue.
[14:06.380 --> 14:08.220]  I'm sorry, uh, but what is overdue?
[14:08.760 --> 14:13.180]  Uh, the books that you have out, um, you have, uh, A Voice in the Wind by Francis Rivers.
[14:13.900 --> 14:14.620]  I don't...
[14:14.980 --> 14:16.480]  I never got no books out.
[14:17.180 --> 14:18.540]  Uh, did you hear which book I said?
[14:19.480 --> 14:19.760]  Yeah.
[14:20.340 --> 14:20.780]  No.
[14:20.780 --> 14:21.120]  Oh, which one?
[14:21.640 --> 14:25.140]  But, you said Voice in the Wind, but I haven't got no books in the library.
[14:26.120 --> 14:27.680]  Leslie has just said the word Voice.
[14:27.920 --> 14:29.920]  That's one word down and five to go.
[14:30.280 --> 14:33.200]  Oh, um, yeah, these were checked out on your account about two months ago.
[14:33.600 --> 14:36.660]  That's one of, For Whom the Bell Tolls by Ernest Hemingway.
[14:37.300 --> 14:37.660]  No.
[14:38.560 --> 14:40.120]  I haven't got no books at all.
[14:40.220 --> 14:42.480]  In fact, I haven't been into the library for some time.
[14:42.480 --> 14:47.780]  Um, that's strange because I haven't used my card for quite some time.
[14:48.580 --> 14:50.140]  Leslie has just used the word My.
[14:50.380 --> 14:52.820]  The word My is used two times in the passphrase.
[14:52.960 --> 14:54.660]  There are now only four words left.
[14:54.760 --> 15:01.820]  Well, in fact, I used to come over, my daughter and I used to come over and use the computer there a bit, but, uh, I haven't been over for a long time.
[15:02.200 --> 15:04.560]  Uh, does she, does she have a password on our computer?
[15:05.760 --> 15:08.200]  Um, I don't think so.
[15:08.440 --> 15:09.300]  You don't think so what?
[15:09.780 --> 15:11.780]  That she has a password on her computer.
[15:12.500 --> 15:13.980]  We now have the word password.
[15:14.260 --> 15:17.220]  All that's left now is bell, is, and ant.
[15:17.440 --> 15:18.780]  We used your computers.
[15:19.020 --> 15:19.560]  Oh, I see.
[15:19.920 --> 15:23.860]  Uh, also, the other book out here is, uh, For Whom the Bell Tolls by Ernest Hemingway.
[15:24.340 --> 15:25.100]  No, no.
[15:25.640 --> 15:26.720]  Uh, have you heard of that one?
[15:27.020 --> 15:27.320]  No.
[15:28.380 --> 15:29.100]  Not at all.
[15:30.040 --> 15:30.560]  I see.
[15:30.840 --> 15:33.260]  Uh, okay, well, we'll, we'll look into this, and, uh...
[15:33.660 --> 15:38.280]  If you would, please, could you give me a call back and let me know what you'll find out on it, because I'm quite interested.
[15:39.180 --> 15:40.660]  Which, which library is this?
[15:40.800 --> 15:41.360]  Uh, what, where?
[15:41.780 --> 15:43.440]  Public library or on street?
[15:43.700 --> 15:45.180]  I, I know where that is.
[15:45.860 --> 15:46.460]  I, I know where that is.
[15:46.460 --> 15:47.860]  Leslie has given us the word is.
[15:48.180 --> 15:51.380]  Because, uh, that's where the, um, the swimming pool is?
[15:51.540 --> 15:51.760]  Yeah.
[15:51.920 --> 15:52.420]  Yeah, exactly.
[15:52.760 --> 15:53.420]  Yeah, yeah.
[15:53.420 --> 15:59.200]  No, I've, uh, been over there a few times, but not, not in the library as such.
[15:59.440 --> 16:05.160]  I come over to pick up some, um, blue box containers, because that's right at the library there, eh?
[16:05.360 --> 16:05.660]  Uh-huh.
[16:06.080 --> 16:08.440]  But, uh, no, I haven't got no books from there at all.
[16:08.480 --> 16:09.120]  That's strange.
[16:09.520 --> 16:09.780]  Yeah.
[16:09.780 --> 16:14.120]  Uh, and, and, um, you know where this location is at?
[16:14.360 --> 16:15.000]  Oh, yes.
[16:15.540 --> 16:17.900]  And you've never heard of For Whom the Bell Tolls?
[16:18.100 --> 16:19.200]  No, no, no.
[16:19.460 --> 16:22.660]  Like, I would have no interest in, in getting that book.
[16:23.240 --> 16:27.060]  Uh, I, I can get my library card out and just see what it says on it.
[16:27.240 --> 16:28.020]  And, and getting what book?
[16:28.960 --> 16:32.860]  I say I can get my card out of my wallet and just see what it says on it.
[16:33.000 --> 16:36.460]  Uh, well, you, you, you said you wouldn't, um, be interested in getting, which book was it?
[16:37.120 --> 16:40.680]  Uh, either one of the books that you've mentioned For Whom the Bell Tolls, or...
[16:42.280 --> 16:43.220]  There's the word there.
[16:43.420 --> 16:44.800]  Only one word is left to go.
[16:44.960 --> 16:47.720]  Yeah, I'll try and figure this out here, and I'll give you guys a call back.
[16:47.960 --> 16:49.280]  Would you call me back and let me know?
[16:49.360 --> 16:52.480]  Because, uh, I'm gonna check my, uh, library card out to see you.
[16:52.480 --> 16:56.480]  What it shows, uh, but, uh, can you give me your phone number, then, uh...
[16:57.320 --> 17:00.600]  Oh, sure, our, our phone number here at the library is, uh, it's, uh, 2.
[17:01.320 --> 17:02.800]  Just a minute, I'll write that down.
[17:03.680 --> 17:04.080]  1.
[17:05.480 --> 17:05.880]  1.
[17:06.040 --> 17:07.640]  Uh-huh, and then you press the at sign.
[17:08.580 --> 17:09.620]  Press the at.
[17:10.420 --> 17:12.440]  And there's the last word, the word at.
[17:12.720 --> 17:13.880]  I mean the pound sign.
[17:14.400 --> 17:14.680]  Okay.
[17:14.780 --> 17:15.740]  Not the at sign.
[17:16.200 --> 17:16.800]  Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
[17:17.020 --> 17:19.300]  And then it's, uh, extension 113.
[17:20.760 --> 17:21.560]  Extension 113.
[17:21.880 --> 17:22.140]  Right.
[17:22.760 --> 17:28.700]  Well, I was expecting to have to make several calls for Leslie, but luckily I managed to get all the sound clips I needed with just the one call.
[17:29.020 --> 17:32.140]  And then 10 minutes of editing and recording of our phone call produced this.
[17:32.700 --> 17:35.640]  Yeah, well, my voice is my password.
[17:35.640 --> 17:39.300]  So, it was my password for Dell's authentication system.
[17:39.540 --> 17:45.600]  A few of the words obviously don't match how Leslie probably recorded his original passphrase, which could confuse the system.
[17:45.820 --> 17:51.740]  And also, I'm playing the sound through a telephone line and with a digital voice recorder that I'm holding up to my phone's mouthpiece.
[17:52.080 --> 17:53.960]  So, it's not going to have the best sound quality.
[17:54.200 --> 17:55.800]  But let's try it out and see how it works.
[17:56.920 --> 17:58.180]  Welcome to Dell.
[17:58.540 --> 17:59.620]  Bienvenue chez Dell.
[18:00.060 --> 18:02.260]  Please enter your 10-digit phone number.
[18:02.540 --> 18:05.020]  If you don't have a phone number, press pound.
[18:06.020 --> 18:07.560]  I'll get you to an agent.
[18:07.560 --> 18:11.320]  For security reasons, I'll need to authenticate your voice.
[18:11.600 --> 18:16.020]  After the beep, clearly say, At Dell, my voice is my password.
[18:23.570 --> 18:24.130]  Thanks.
[18:24.490 --> 18:26.150]  Your voice has been authenticated.
[18:27.090 --> 18:30.330]  Let me get a customer service representative to help you.
[18:31.250 --> 18:33.150]  As you heard, it works perfectly.
[18:33.450 --> 18:36.130]  I called back five more times and each time it worked.
[18:36.510 --> 18:39.310]  After validating Leslie's voice, I was transferred to an employee.
[18:39.310 --> 18:46.650]  A couple of the employees still tried to validate my account by asking for my address, postal code, and the account number on Leslie's bill.
[18:46.870 --> 18:52.950]  But all I had to do was remind them that I'd already validated my account with my voice, so I didn't see why I should need to do it again.
[18:53.230 --> 18:57.250]  Both of those employees agreed and we moved on to the business of looking at Leslie's account.
[18:57.610 --> 19:01.810]  Every employee I spoke with was able to see that I'd used their voice authentication system.
[19:01.990 --> 19:08.210]  And all of the employees were willing to do anything I asked them to on Leslie's account, from going over the bill to making changes on the account.
[19:08.210 --> 19:16.590]  If I wanted to, I could have added phone lines to his account, disconnected a service, added and removed features, and I could have asked them to go over Leslie's toll calls.
[19:17.190 --> 19:22.630]  Phone companies have been talking about using voice authentication since at least the early 90s when I first heard about it.
[19:22.770 --> 19:25.770]  But this is the first time I've seen any company actually use it.
[19:25.890 --> 19:27.290]  And it's a good idea in theory.
[19:27.490 --> 19:30.130]  The problem is that it actually removes a layer of security.
[19:30.530 --> 19:34.130]  Normally I would need to get personal information about Leslie to access his account.
[19:34.270 --> 19:35.470]  But now I don't even need that.
[19:35.650 --> 19:38.670]  Instead you just have to make a phone call to him and get him to say the right words.
[19:39.350 --> 19:43.270]  It only took me 30 minutes to make this phone call to Leslie and to put the tape together.
[19:43.730 --> 19:47.170]  And I'm betting that pretty much anybody would fall for this kind of ruse on the phone.
[19:48.330 --> 19:50.170]  This is the general delivering mailbox.
[19:50.550 --> 19:50.830]  You're here.
[19:52.270 --> 19:53.270]  That was it.
[19:54.690 --> 19:55.090]  Yeah.
[19:59.700 --> 20:01.280]  And this is why we are awesome.
[20:02.320 --> 20:02.660]  Yeah.
[20:02.980 --> 20:06.100]  This is just a small sample of the sorts of things you'll find on PLA radio.
[20:06.240 --> 20:06.740]  On PLA radio, yeah.
[20:07.440 --> 20:09.640]  Not just that, but...
[20:09.640 --> 20:10.520]  Not just that, but...
[20:10.520 --> 20:12.100]  Maybe even things that might be stupid.
[20:12.800 --> 20:13.400]  You know?
[20:13.640 --> 20:14.700]  Things that might be stupider.
[20:15.040 --> 20:15.240]  Yeah.
[20:16.280 --> 20:17.000]  That would be a far...
[20:17.000 --> 20:18.660]  But, you know, he's got a very nice voice.
[20:18.660 --> 20:21.780]  So, even if you don't like what he's talking about, you can just listen to him.
[20:21.880 --> 20:22.940]  Most of it sucks.
[20:25.160 --> 20:26.240]  I'm going to tell him you said that.
[20:27.180 --> 20:27.920]  He hates me anyway.
[20:28.080 --> 20:28.420]  Go ahead.
[20:29.260 --> 20:30.540]  I get fired by my...
[20:30.540 --> 20:31.580]  If I go home, my house is on fire.
[20:31.700 --> 20:32.320]  It's like, thanks, Brad.
[20:33.700 --> 20:35.460]  Dude, we're already followed by Agent Steele.
[20:35.540 --> 20:36.400]  We don't need any more stress.
[20:37.700 --> 20:39.780]  I hope he doesn't come after this panel.
[20:41.120 --> 20:42.040]  He totally does.
[20:43.080 --> 20:43.400]  Yeah.
[20:43.600 --> 20:48.000]  After our panel, you can stay tuned for Agent Steele, who is, you know, a very interesting talker.
[20:48.000 --> 20:50.500]  He's not the Saran Wrap Agent Steal, the Spy Agent Steele.
[20:51.100 --> 20:52.260]  So, you know...
[20:53.100 --> 20:54.000]  What have we got next?
[20:54.280 --> 20:55.100]  We're trying to get...
[20:55.100 --> 20:56.780]  We're trying to get that CNBC clip.
[20:57.100 --> 20:58.100]  Ah, the CNBC clip.
[20:58.200 --> 20:59.780]  We have the audio for it, not the video.
[20:59.780 --> 21:00.400]  We just have the audio?
[21:00.600 --> 21:00.860]  Yeah.
[21:01.160 --> 21:01.340]  Okay.
[21:01.540 --> 21:02.840]  No, we just have the audio for it?
[21:03.020 --> 21:03.340]  Yeah.
[21:04.240 --> 21:04.860]  Alright, man.
[21:05.100 --> 21:05.300]  Okay.
[21:08.140 --> 21:14.200]  Basically, what they're talking about, the prank call that they're going to be featuring, I guess, on here.
[21:14.280 --> 21:17.360]  We don't have the video, which is probably for the best because...
[21:17.360 --> 21:19.520]  Actually, the videos suck because there's nothing on it.
[21:19.640 --> 21:19.660]  Yeah, videos, yeah.
[21:19.960 --> 21:23.620]  It's just CNBC, you know, like something I don't see every day anyway.
[21:23.620 --> 21:29.700]  So, it's basically Brad looking at the camera like deer in the headlights.
[21:30.220 --> 21:30.340]  You know?
[21:30.440 --> 21:31.480]  Just not very good on TV.
[21:31.740 --> 21:33.120]  He's not very photogenic.
[21:33.180 --> 21:34.400]  He's got a great face for video, though.
[21:34.460 --> 21:38.520]  I wish you guys would play the video so you could see Brad's amazing impression of being caught...
[21:38.520 --> 21:38.640]  Yeah, it's pretty bad.
[21:38.640 --> 21:41.040]  ...in eighth grade by his principal and he's talking to him.
[21:41.120 --> 21:41.220]  Look.
[21:41.420 --> 21:41.800]  Yeah.
[21:42.100 --> 21:47.620]  But basically, what they're talking about is this prank call we did to a Walmart where basically...
[21:49.780 --> 21:50.960]  How can I explain this?
[21:50.960 --> 22:00.320]  Because people call Walmart the main number of Walmart and they get not a customer service representative, but me.
[22:01.140 --> 22:02.140]  Or Brad.
[22:03.240 --> 22:14.360]  And, you know, they play a couple of the calls from that and then Brad discusses it and the guy grills them for being basically a heated corporate terrorist, you know?
[22:14.560 --> 22:15.760]  Just definitely not good at all.
[22:16.820 --> 22:18.500]  You got anything, Leo?
[22:18.760 --> 22:19.120]  You're good?
[22:19.440 --> 22:19.840]  Oh, yeah.
[22:19.840 --> 22:20.360]  Oh, yeah.
[22:20.520 --> 22:20.760]  Let's go.
[22:22.040 --> 22:25.680]  On the money tonight, Target Walmart.
[22:26.000 --> 22:30.720]  You've heard all the complaints, but you won't believe what some critics are urging shoppers.
[22:30.920 --> 22:32.380]  And coming up on the money.
[22:33.200 --> 22:34.080]  Nightmare for Walmart.
[22:34.080 --> 22:34.360]  I'm sorry.
[22:34.440 --> 22:35.740]  There's like 30 seconds of buffers.
[22:35.980 --> 22:36.860]  You know how CNBC is.
[22:38.200 --> 22:39.260]  What are you doing over here?
[22:40.640 --> 22:48.580]  Bashing Walmart has become an art form, but you won't believe who's taking on the retail giant now and the crafty way they're doing it.
[22:48.580 --> 22:49.100]  Bush?
[22:49.500 --> 23:00.680]  Well, as we told you earlier, a California jury tonight awarding $172 million to thousands of employees at Walmart stores who sued, saying they were denied lunch breaks.
[23:00.680 --> 23:12.760]  Also from the Walmart file, running amok in stores coast to coast, there is a group called PhoneLosers.com, and they're taking a new approach to attacking Walmart by using pranks.
[23:12.760 --> 23:20.660]  In one scam, a group hijacked the phones at one Walmart, actually taking calls from some unassuming customers.
[23:20.900 --> 23:21.360]  Take a listen.
[23:21.520 --> 23:22.240]  Damn PLA.
[23:22.300 --> 23:22.500]  Yes.
[23:22.760 --> 23:26.800]  By any chance, do you have any Christmas bows in blue?
[23:27.900 --> 23:28.420]  Hello?
[23:29.160 --> 23:29.680]  Hang on.
[23:30.840 --> 23:32.040]  How far away are you?
[23:33.060 --> 23:35.060]  Um, I'm in the city.
[23:35.060 --> 23:36.160]  You're in the city?
[23:36.440 --> 23:36.800]  Mm-hmm.
[23:37.060 --> 23:38.620]  Why don't you just drive out here and work?
[23:38.940 --> 23:40.540]  Um, excuse me.
[23:40.880 --> 23:41.360]  Who's the...
[23:41.360 --> 23:42.140]  I'm a customer.
[23:42.500 --> 23:43.200]  I don't care.
[23:43.300 --> 23:44.320]  You haven't bought anything yet.
[23:44.480 --> 23:45.120]  You're not a customer.
[23:45.500 --> 23:46.520]  Hey, wait a minute.
[23:46.840 --> 23:47.900]  Do you know me?
[23:48.560 --> 23:49.220]  I don't care.
[23:49.220 --> 23:50.200]  I don't want to know you.
[23:50.580 --> 23:51.920]  Oh, I'mma have you fired.
[23:52.180 --> 23:52.480]  Good.
[23:52.620 --> 23:53.260]  Get me fired.
[23:53.320 --> 23:53.960]  My name's Steve.
[23:53.980 --> 23:55.120]  I hate this damn job.
[23:55.120 --> 23:55.140]  Yep.
[23:56.060 --> 23:57.720]  Joining us now, Brad Carter.
[23:57.900 --> 24:02.700]  He runs PhoneLosers.com and the Anarchy at your local Walmart page.
[24:03.020 --> 24:05.160]  Brad, how'd you come up with this idea?
[24:05.400 --> 24:06.240]  Speak-O-wise leader.
[24:06.340 --> 24:10.280]  Well, um, there was a couple sites already on the Internet in the late 90s.
[24:11.060 --> 24:17.060]  And, um, we just kind of put the lists all together and made one big easy-to-read site where people can submit things.
[24:18.300 --> 24:21.320]  And the list, I have looked at the list, it's actually quite lengthy.
[24:21.320 --> 24:25.840]  It's a wide variety of pranks from perfume bottles to computer screens.
[24:26.020 --> 24:34.780]  I'm curious, for the phone prank, how it is you got past the store security to be able to take that call or whoever it was that did that?
[24:34.860 --> 24:35.440]  Sleeping yes.
[24:35.640 --> 24:42.840]  Uh, we just kind of drifted from department to department and picked up the phones as the calls came in and recorded them from the store.
[24:43.280 --> 24:46.940]  We have another call, somebody listening, calling I should say, for directions.
[24:47.060 --> 24:49.320]  I want to let everybody get a chance to hear this.
[24:49.460 --> 24:49.700]  Okay.
[24:51.420 --> 24:54.420]  I'm calling, uh, to get directions to how to come to your store.
[24:54.680 --> 24:55.000]  Okay.
[24:55.080 --> 24:56.580]  I'm coming down ****** south.
[24:57.620 --> 24:58.420]  So, uh...
[24:58.420 --> 24:59.400]  Where would I get off?
[24:59.500 --> 24:59.860]  What road?
[25:00.400 --> 25:02.680]  We're two blocks from Martha Steumann's house.
[25:04.660 --> 25:06.080]  Who is Martha Steumann?
[25:06.180 --> 25:06.680]  I don't know her.
[25:06.780 --> 25:07.120]  Steumann.
[25:07.260 --> 25:09.740]  She lives in the yellow and brick house.
[25:10.480 --> 25:11.680]  No, come on, guy.
[25:11.860 --> 25:14.340]  I want correct directions to how to get to the store.
[25:15.980 --> 25:25.600]  This reminds me of some of the morning radio where they are... the prank call is one of the favored choices for morning radio entertainment.
[25:25.860 --> 25:37.900]  However, there is also legal and certainly ethical issues associated with either destroying property or presuming to be an employee when you are not.
[25:37.900 --> 25:40.440]  Where is the line between prank and the law?
[25:42.340 --> 25:45.300]  We just kind of didn't think about that.
[25:45.460 --> 25:47.020]  We were just kind of having good fun at the time.
[25:47.160 --> 25:48.340]  We did all this in the mid-90s.
[25:49.460 --> 25:51.980]  How did you take over the overhead paging system?
[25:52.640 --> 25:56.700]  We discovered the paging code that they used to get on the paging system.
[25:56.920 --> 26:00.140]  And we called in from the outside and asked them to transfer us to that extension.
[26:00.640 --> 26:02.340]  And that put us on the overhead paging.
[26:02.960 --> 26:09.520]  And we were able to stay on for hours just telling jokes and singing and pretty much anything we wanted to say on the air.
[26:09.760 --> 26:19.520]  Now, how much of this was for fun and how much of this is because you have a particular issue with Walmart?
[26:22.300 --> 26:24.460]  I'd say more or less it's pretty much all for fun.
[26:25.120 --> 26:26.940]  I don't have anything personally against Walmart.
[26:27.500 --> 26:28.860]  I don't like them too much.
[26:29.100 --> 26:31.960]  But, you know, we did it all for fun.
[26:32.680 --> 26:34.840]  It's sort of one of those because you did it because it was there.
[26:34.920 --> 26:35.240]  It's interesting.
[26:35.300 --> 26:37.100]  We called Walmart and asked them for a comment.
[26:37.220 --> 26:40.060]  They were not familiar with your activities.
[26:40.120 --> 26:44.620]  And so they didn't give us a comment, although I imagine they were curious to watch their televisions tonight.
[26:44.740 --> 26:45.940]  Brad, a pleasure to have you with us.
[26:46.020 --> 26:46.660]  Thank you for your time.
[26:46.740 --> 26:47.320]  We appreciate it.
[26:47.460 --> 26:47.720]  Thank you.
[26:48.920 --> 26:54.840]  Well, basically, that's how it went down, grilling them like a f*cking terrorist or something.
[26:55.720 --> 26:58.280]  And we weren't in the store, obviously.
[26:59.320 --> 27:02.260]  Basically, what we did, it was all social engineering.
[27:02.260 --> 27:03.360]  We did nothing on site.
[27:04.540 --> 27:15.240]  Basically, what we did, we would call a customer service line for a business line and say, Hi, this is the manager, you know, at the Walmart in Gainesville or something.
[27:15.240 --> 27:16.560]  We didn't do it in Florida or anything.
[27:17.560 --> 27:19.320]  And, you know, our phones aren't working.
[27:19.440 --> 27:20.340]  We're not getting any calls in.
[27:20.400 --> 27:21.440]  We're not getting any calls out.
[27:21.520 --> 27:23.020]  But we need to have calls coming in.
[27:23.100 --> 27:25.900]  Can we get them forwarded to maybe like a home office of some kind?
[27:26.620 --> 27:27.680]  We'd say, yeah, sure.
[27:27.880 --> 27:32.200]  You know, they'd ask like, you know, the manager's name, the district manager's name.
[27:32.400 --> 27:33.920]  It's usually good to have both of those things.
[27:35.300 --> 27:39.580]  And then just, they would say, okay, well, give us about 15 minutes.
[27:39.580 --> 27:43.960]  They'd call, they would call you, you know, at the whatever number you did.
[27:44.120 --> 27:49.380]  What we did is we set it up to a conference, a teleconference that would terminate silently.
[27:50.400 --> 27:52.240]  So, it would just be me and him on the line.
[27:52.320 --> 27:54.700]  Then we'd hear the click, and we knew a customer was online.
[27:54.880 --> 27:56.020]  And then we could just talk to them.
[27:57.060 --> 27:58.940]  So, you know, there's nothing on site.
[27:58.980 --> 27:59.980]  It was nothing like that.
[28:00.200 --> 28:01.420]  So, yeah.
[28:02.880 --> 28:04.160]  I noticed that you're all...
[28:04.160 --> 28:05.100]  I noticed that you're...
[28:05.100 --> 28:06.340]  We're just talking about you, so...
[28:06.340 --> 28:06.740]  Yeah, I know.
[28:06.820 --> 28:07.560]  We're just scheming.
[28:07.560 --> 28:08.620]  Yeah, it's okay.
[28:10.340 --> 28:11.140]  Okay, so...
[28:11.140 --> 28:11.600]  Oh, I'm sorry.
[28:11.720 --> 28:11.960]  Go on.
[28:12.140 --> 28:12.320]  Yeah.
[28:13.280 --> 28:22.720]  Yeah, I just want to also let you guys know that as you can tell by his voice, Brad is a very educated, intelligent, very smart man, very calm, that stuff.
[28:22.940 --> 28:24.180]  He's listening to this, isn't he?
[28:24.460 --> 28:24.720]  Yeah.
[28:25.040 --> 28:25.320]  Okay.
[28:25.440 --> 28:26.900]  Yeah, by the way, he sent us a text message.
[28:27.040 --> 28:29.400]  He says he loves you all, and thank you for coming to this panel.
[28:29.580 --> 28:30.160]  It was real great.
[28:30.980 --> 28:33.380]  Then he said some really disgusting things, which we're not going to repeat.
[28:34.780 --> 28:36.100]  Something about all your moms.
[28:36.100 --> 28:36.560]  Okay.
[28:36.740 --> 28:38.100]  So going back to...
[28:38.100 --> 28:39.240]  It starts with S, ends in a hole.
[28:40.700 --> 28:43.300]  Going back to people that you can pull pranks on.
[28:44.280 --> 28:55.760]  Us members of this lovely subculture we have, we've always found targets for our vitriol, like Walmart, or movie theaters, or God, or whatever.
[28:55.760 --> 28:56.540]  But...
[28:57.420 --> 28:59.200]  He's really fun to prank on.
[29:00.260 --> 29:09.140]  But, you know, another occasional target, and I won't say this is a regular thing, but it's fun when it works out, is all of you.
[29:09.440 --> 29:12.440]  So, we decided to...
[29:12.440 --> 29:16.580]  We became kind of known for putting out tutorials for various things.
[29:16.580 --> 29:22.320]  And just for the sheer hell of it, we decided to put together a tutorial that did not work.
[29:23.040 --> 29:28.500]  And we mocked it up, and decided to basically see who would fall for that.
[29:29.940 --> 29:30.500]  So...
[29:30.500 --> 29:31.220]  Wait, wait, wait.
[29:31.420 --> 29:35.140]  Should we first say that before all this happened...
[29:35.980 --> 29:36.500]  Uh...
[29:36.500 --> 29:36.680]  Hmm?
[29:37.440 --> 29:38.140]  Go ahead.
[29:38.240 --> 29:38.940]  No, keep going.
[29:39.200 --> 29:39.340]  Yeah.
[29:39.700 --> 30:02.800]  That before all this happened, there was a video that was put around of Brad and his friend, Rigel Five, going to a Taco Bell, and attempting to order food, and then for some reason using modified ham radio equipment, that they were able to then overpower the Taco Bell radio receiver and,
[30:02.800 --> 30:05.140]  you know, speak on the speaker box.
[30:05.320 --> 30:06.500]  Which you might have seen a few...
[30:06.500 --> 30:11.160]  Yeah, you might have seen it on YouTube with a bunch of comments saying, Oh my God, there's no f*cking way they could do this.
[30:11.240 --> 30:11.980]  What a f*cking lie.
[30:12.060 --> 30:12.860]  It's Photoshopped.
[30:13.020 --> 30:13.800]  Things like that.
[30:14.580 --> 30:15.700]  You can see the pixels.
[30:16.060 --> 30:16.340]  You can see the pixels.
[30:16.340 --> 30:17.720]  It's like I've seen these before.
[30:17.880 --> 30:19.120]  Yeah, I can see the pixelation.
[30:19.460 --> 30:19.800]  So...
[30:20.600 --> 30:21.900]  Basically, that's what's been going on.
[30:22.000 --> 30:23.800]  It had been around for about three years.
[30:23.980 --> 30:29.100]  It made the YouTube rams about 16 times and, you know, 16 people saying, What kind of radio can I do to this?
[30:29.860 --> 30:32.620]  April Fool's Bread made this video.
[30:33.040 --> 30:34.120]  So, press play.
[30:34.300 --> 30:34.700]  Now.
[30:35.060 --> 30:35.380]  Now.
[30:35.520 --> 30:35.940]  Press play.
[30:36.040 --> 30:36.220]  Now.
[30:36.220 --> 30:36.380]  Press it.
[30:36.560 --> 30:37.900]  Fire that son of a bitch up.
[30:38.100 --> 30:40.120]  I like tacos.
[30:40.900 --> 30:42.480]  I like tacos.
[30:43.040 --> 30:45.140]  I like tacos.
[30:45.500 --> 30:47.020]  I like tacos.
[30:47.020 --> 30:47.620]  I like tacos.
[30:47.620 --> 30:49.340]  This is part of the prank, because we don't really love tacos.
[30:53.220 --> 30:54.540]  sì sì sì sì sì
[30:58.640 --> 31:03.920]  Back in 2003, we made this video that showed us screwing with Taco Bell's drive-thru frequencies.
[31:04.320 --> 31:14.420]  After we'd already been messing with them for a few weeks, we decided to go through the drive-thru ourselves with the camera and film the manager's reaction while Roger 5 and Isotec messed with my order.
[31:17.000 --> 31:19.580]  Sir, you have to actually order food here.
[31:19.760 --> 31:20.900]  We don't just sell breaks.
[31:21.080 --> 31:21.500]  I'm sorry.
[31:21.740 --> 31:22.880]  We're not going to be able to place your order.
[31:22.880 --> 31:24.020]  Oh, I can't...
[31:24.940 --> 31:30.160]  This video was featured on Fark, Digg, CollegeHumor.com, and several other sites.
[31:30.380 --> 31:37.160]  And it's caused a pretty constant flow of email to me over the past four or so years of people asking me how to do it.
[31:37.300 --> 31:44.380]  So this video is going to show you how to evilly take over the drive-thru frequencies of pretty much any fast food joint in your town.
[31:44.480 --> 31:47.120]  Hey, why don't you come here and talk to me like that, alright?
[31:50.020 --> 31:50.380]  So...
[31:50.380 --> 31:51.640]  No, somebody's cutting into our...
[31:52.720 --> 31:53.540]  Somebody's cutting into our...
[31:53.540 --> 31:55.140]  We're going to say, you can order whatever you want.
[31:55.260 --> 31:56.300]  You just want to drink, it's fine.
[31:56.880 --> 31:57.060]  Okay.
[31:57.220 --> 31:58.420]  If somebody's messing with us...
[31:58.420 --> 32:02.120]  Now, in our video, the radio that Roger 5 is holding is called a Yaesu VX7.
[32:02.840 --> 32:05.220]  And that's what we use to take over the Taco Bell frequencies.
[32:06.040 --> 32:08.480]  The only problem with using a Yaesu is the price.
[32:08.900 --> 32:11.460]  The cheapest you're going to find one is probably $250.
[32:11.460 --> 32:13.200]  Then you have to modify it.
[32:13.400 --> 32:18.240]  And most people just aren't comfortable opening up a $250 piece of equipment.
[32:18.800 --> 32:22.160]  So I'm going to show you an easier and cheaper way of doing this.
[32:22.360 --> 32:24.640]  To get started with this, you only need two things.
[32:24.860 --> 32:26.120]  One is a CB radio.
[32:26.400 --> 32:30.240]  It has to be a digital CB radio that has the digital number display on it.
[32:30.660 --> 32:35.560]  The second thing you need is called a 6.5536 megahertz crystal.
[32:37.360 --> 32:42.860]  What we're going to do is we're going to open up the CB radio, and we're going to pull out the existing crystal inside of it.
[32:43.020 --> 32:49.480]  All digital CB radios use the same frequency of crystal inside, which is a 1.73 megahertz crystal.
[32:49.720 --> 32:54.200]  We're going to replace that crystal with our 6.5536 megahertz crystal.
[32:54.700 --> 33:02.480]  Replacing the crystal inside will actually triple the frequencies, and it just happens to put CB radios in the range that drive-through restaurants broadcast on.
[33:02.600 --> 33:04.120]  It reverses the polarity, too.
[33:04.120 --> 33:06.380]  Finding a CB radio should be fairly simple.
[33:06.560 --> 33:13.640]  Some of you might have some sitting around in your basement or garage, or you can visit Good World and Savage Navi and put one up there for probably less than 10 bucks.
[33:13.780 --> 33:21.080]  If all else fails, go to a truck stop or an auto-pack store or even a target or a team light, and you should be able to find one there for maybe 50 or 60 bucks.
[33:21.340 --> 33:24.200]  Considering the amount of thing you're going to have with it, it's not a big investment.
[33:25.900 --> 33:30.140]  Obtaining a crystal that's 6.5536 megahertz is slightly more complicated.
[33:30.460 --> 33:35.700]  There's really no way you can buy these crystals from, so you have to take them out of a device that uses them already.
[33:36.180 --> 33:39.600]  And luckily, there's several household devices that use these kind of crystals.
[33:40.240 --> 33:43.060]  The most common one that you can find one in is a toaster.
[33:43.300 --> 33:49.880]  Pretty much any toaster manufactured after the mid-1980s will have one of these crystals inside of them, attached to the toaster's circuit board.
[33:50.160 --> 33:54.080]  Using a soldering iron and a pair of pliers, you should easily be able to pull it out of there.
[33:54.080 --> 33:57.600]  For this project, I'm going to be using a walkie-talkie CB radio.
[33:57.940 --> 34:00.920]  It's a Realistic TRC-207 from RadioShack.
[34:01.740 --> 34:04.580]  And I'm going to open up this toaster to get the crystal out of.
[34:04.940 --> 34:09.660]  Now, the first thing you want to remember before taking your toaster apart is to unplug it from the wall.
[34:10.020 --> 34:13.020]  If you try and take it apart while it's plugging, you are a retard.
[34:14.240 --> 34:16.820]  This shouldn't be too hard to figure out how to take the toaster apart.
[34:17.100 --> 34:19.920]  Just turn it over, look for some screws, and start taking them out.
[34:19.920 --> 34:24.980]  You're also going to pull off the rubber and knobs, if possible, before taking the top off.
[34:25.160 --> 34:25.420]  Always.
[34:25.580 --> 34:27.620]  It won't matter what brand of toaster you have.
[34:27.720 --> 34:31.900]  All toasters manufactured after the 1980s have this crystal inside of them.
[34:32.240 --> 34:37.100]  They're used as a safety precaution and to control the frequency of the heating coils inside the toaster.
[34:37.320 --> 34:46.300]  You can also find these crystals in any household appliance that has heating coils, such as a hair dryer, a heater, a curling iron, and even in your electric stove.
[34:48.460 --> 34:51.540]  Once you take the top off, you should be able to see a circuit board inside.
[34:55.300 --> 34:58.000]  And behind the circuit board, you will find your crystal.
[34:59.220 --> 35:00.420]  Oh my god.
[35:03.930 --> 35:09.050]  Use your soldering iron to heat up the connections underneath the crystal, while pulling it out with a pair of pliers.
[35:13.850 --> 35:16.110]  This is very, very basic stuff, people.
[35:17.490 --> 35:23.870]  Your toaster might still work without the crystal inside of it, but it's not recommended since that is a safety device.
[35:25.810 --> 35:26.730]  Your bread will taste awesome.
[35:26.750 --> 35:30.170]  Taking the CB radio apart should be just as easy as taking apart the toaster.
[35:30.390 --> 35:32.550]  Remove all the screws and pull the casing off.
[35:32.950 --> 35:34.170]  Inside, you'll see a circuit board.
[35:35.950 --> 35:39.790]  The crystal inside is going to look exactly like the crystal you pulled out of the toaster.
[35:40.190 --> 35:42.810]  The only difference is that it runs on a lower frequency.
[35:44.110 --> 35:49.570]  Most of the crystals just plug into a socket, so you don't even have to use your soldering iron to get it out or to put the new one in.
[35:49.770 --> 35:54.530]  As you can see in our TRC-207, it is plugged into a socket right next to the transmit button.
[35:54.810 --> 35:57.190]  So all you need to do is pull this one out,
[36:02.410 --> 36:03.950]  and plug your new crystal in.
[36:04.250 --> 36:08.190]  The polarity does not make a difference on this, so it doesn't matter which way you plug it in.
[36:08.730 --> 36:12.650]  After that's done, reassemble your CB radio, and you're ready to start having fun.
[36:13.630 --> 36:18.070]  After you've modified your CB radio, you obviously won't be able to talk on CB channels anymore.
[36:18.810 --> 36:21.610]  CB channels run in the 27 MHz range.
[36:22.190 --> 36:29.070]  By replacing the crystal inside of your CB radio, you've actually tripled the range that your CB is capable of receiving and transmitting on.
[36:29.270 --> 36:36.290]  And it just so happens that 6.5536 MHz gives it the range it needs to be able to listen and talk to drive-through frequencies.
[36:37.450 --> 36:45.710]  Once you find the rest of the drive-through that you'd like to transmit on, sit nearby until a car approaches the drive-through, then start flipping through channels until you hear them talking.
[36:45.710 --> 36:52.510]  Once you've figured out which channel they're on, it's as easy as pressing the transmit key and saying anything you want to them.
[36:53.650 --> 37:03.330]  Since your CB radio is several times more powerful than the employee's headsets, the customer should only be able to hear you while you're transmitting, and not the employee inside.
[37:05.070 --> 37:06.310]  Can we take your owner?
[37:07.930 --> 37:10.230]  Can I get a number phone with no onion?
[37:11.290 --> 37:13.330]  Yeah, you can't because you smell, but...
[37:15.450 --> 37:16.370]  I know!
[37:16.950 --> 37:19.730]  Would you suck my penis, you smell a dead thing?
[37:24.110 --> 37:25.450]  And that's how you do it.
[37:25.690 --> 37:31.430]  If you're lucky enough to have a CB radio in your house, you can complete this project for pretty much no money at all.
[37:32.010 --> 37:37.250]  If you've enjoyed this video, be sure to visit www.phonelosers.org.
[37:37.350 --> 37:38.090]  Or come see us in New York.
[37:38.090 --> 37:42.970]  And I end this video with an audio recording of a lady who talked to us at a drive-through several years ago.
[37:44.330 --> 37:45.370]  I'm sorry, ma'am.
[37:45.450 --> 37:47.830]  We have so long planned on our headsets.
[37:48.030 --> 37:50.250]  So unfortunately, I can't finish your order.
[37:50.830 --> 37:52.050]  I'll just take it when you leave.
[37:55.870 --> 37:56.170]  Okay?
[37:56.470 --> 37:57.850]  Can you just pull her out, please, ma'am?
[37:58.310 --> 37:58.890]  Thank you.
[37:59.190 --> 38:01.930]  Ma'am, we should finish the order when you get to the window, okay?
[38:02.710 --> 38:03.550]  Can you hear me?
[38:04.170 --> 38:08.730]  Ma'am, will you just pull up to the f*cking window so we can take your goddamn order?
[38:10.150 --> 38:11.470]  Can I have your manager?
[38:12.210 --> 38:14.390]  Yeah, come up to the window and you can talk to me.
[38:14.390 --> 38:14.870]  This is our store.
[38:14.990 --> 38:17.350]  Somebody has one of our headsets and they're playing a game.
[38:17.850 --> 38:19.530]  We have three customers drive off.
[38:19.610 --> 38:20.170]  That's not us.
[38:20.350 --> 38:21.490]  He just cursed me.
[38:21.650 --> 38:22.470]  He just cursed me.
[38:22.570 --> 38:22.710]  I know.
[38:30.070 --> 38:30.950]  I don't know what he has.
[38:30.990 --> 38:33.190]  Well, he just said, can I, can you pull up to the window?
[38:36.950 --> 38:37.630]  Yes, I'm going to call him.
[38:37.630 --> 38:38.650]  Because I'm going to call him.
[38:38.950 --> 38:40.690]  Right, because I will call him for him.
[38:40.850 --> 38:42.110]  Ma'am, can you please come inside?
[38:42.290 --> 38:43.930]  We can explain everything inside the store.
[38:44.210 --> 38:45.290]  Oh, he has my order.
[38:45.430 --> 38:51.040]  It's not even a diamond.
[38:51.340 --> 38:53.160]  Oh, it's not at this store at all.
[39:00.980 --> 39:01.860]  I'm sorry.
[39:02.700 --> 39:05.220]  I'm sorry.
[39:05.960 --> 39:06.420]  I'm sorry.
[39:06.560 --> 39:07.980]  But that's my name's not at all.
[39:08.300 --> 39:09.580]  We're trying to find out who it is.
[39:10.920 --> 39:13.900]  Because this is not professional at all.
[39:13.920 --> 39:14.220]  I'm sorry.
[39:14.480 --> 39:17.600]  I called the company and tried to give them the stinking change.
[39:17.620 --> 39:19.820]  Right, because it's in the window where I just wait.
[39:20.100 --> 39:21.280]  You see right there in the window?
[39:21.500 --> 39:22.900]  Right, that's my order, right?
[39:22.900 --> 39:23.640]  We can hear you.
[39:24.200 --> 39:24.520]  Okay.
[39:24.520 --> 39:27.480]  You see, all I wanted to know, because I wish I knew one of them.
[39:27.640 --> 39:29.900]  But if they were getting one of them, I would get out.
[39:30.980 --> 39:31.960]  I would be like it.
[39:32.240 --> 39:34.540]  I would know how good I could clap those one of them.
[39:34.640 --> 39:35.560]  Exactly, these two.
[39:36.420 --> 39:39.100]  I mean, I'm right here and I knew you all heard.
[39:40.200 --> 39:40.560]  What?
[39:41.560 --> 39:42.240]  Oh, it is?
[39:42.400 --> 39:43.780]  It's coming to one of these times?
[39:44.020 --> 39:45.440]  Let me know which one it is.
[39:46.320 --> 39:46.680]  Right?
[39:49.340 --> 39:50.780]  Everyone fell for this.
[39:51.100 --> 39:52.260]  And they were mad.
[39:53.100 --> 40:08.000]  One of the tricks we did is, after this video went up, is that a bunch of us, some of these phone losers who are in this crowd tonight, too, we went onto the main website, YouTube, Digg everything, and pretended that this actually did work and, like, faked photo evidence and showed it and did examples.
[40:08.180 --> 40:09.920]  So many people did this and they got mad.
[40:10.040 --> 40:14.280]  We got tons and tons of hate mail and even death threats, even audio death threats, I believe.
[40:14.440 --> 40:16.120]  And you can all see this at our website.
[40:16.120 --> 40:17.440]  And laugh your asses off more.
[40:17.780 --> 40:18.600]  Back to you guys.
[40:18.780 --> 40:22.840]  And if you want to help us out, find this video on YouTube and leave a comment on about how well it worked for you.
[40:24.400 --> 40:26.960]  It's not awful that people can't follow directions properly.
[40:27.220 --> 40:32.320]  I mean, everybody who says it doesn't work, you know, obviously they're not paying any attention to how it's done.
[40:32.500 --> 40:35.100]  But if you don't want to get a crystal out of your toaster, Bernie S.
[40:35.220 --> 40:35.900]  I think can sell you one.
[40:38.340 --> 40:40.080]  And you'll get great toast, too.
[40:46.120 --> 40:46.380]  Let's switch it.
[40:46.520 --> 40:47.100]  Let's play the switch ad.
[40:47.640 --> 40:48.200]  Switch ad?
[40:48.320 --> 40:49.020]  Okay, play the switch ad.
[40:49.060 --> 40:49.100]  Yeah.
[40:49.380 --> 40:49.580]  Okay.
[40:49.660 --> 40:50.580]  We were scheming.
[40:50.700 --> 40:52.980]  For those of you who remember these ads, we'll play this really quick.
[40:53.140 --> 40:54.700]  And because it's terribly clever.
[40:55.020 --> 40:55.640]  Terribly clever.
[40:56.320 --> 40:59.800]  My friend and I were out page boxing in the middle of the night in this guy's backyard.
[41:00.220 --> 41:03.420]  Calling up sex lines, psychic lines, setting up conferences.
[41:04.060 --> 41:07.080]  All of a sudden, the porch light comes on and this guy comes out of the porch.
[41:07.080 --> 41:08.540]  We're like, oh, no.
[41:08.760 --> 41:09.340]  We're screwed.
[41:09.820 --> 41:10.060]  We're screwed.
[41:10.060 --> 41:11.360]  It was kind of a bummer.
[41:11.680 --> 41:15.200]  And my friend gets into his backpack and pulls out this old stack of PLA issues.
[41:15.540 --> 41:20.600]  We thumbed through a few of them and find the one on page boxing and it told us exactly what to do to get out of our predicament.
[41:21.100 --> 41:23.320]  We unplugged the phone and busted ass out of there.
[41:23.780 --> 41:26.220]  If it hadn't been for the text we downloaded at phone losers.
[41:26.460 --> 41:28.040]  Or else we'd probably be in jail right now.
[41:28.760 --> 41:31.360]  My name is Michael Peterson and I'm a phone phreak.
[41:36.280 --> 41:44.660]  I know it may seem like we're kind of wrapping this up early, but Agent Steele is on after us and I'm seeing a pretty big gathering for them out there.
[41:44.660 --> 41:45.600]  Those people are for us.
[41:45.720 --> 41:47.000]  Oh, those people are for us?
[41:47.140 --> 41:48.260]  Yeah, I've been notified.
[41:48.460 --> 41:48.880]  Thanks, guys.
[41:49.300 --> 41:49.620]  They're freaking late.
[41:49.840 --> 41:50.120]  Yeah.
[41:52.400 --> 41:55.180]  Actually, we're just actually really intimidated by Agent Steele.
[41:55.280 --> 41:57.420]  We don't want to go home from the con and find our houses gone.
[41:58.900 --> 42:01.040]  Or have a second level attached to them.
[42:02.800 --> 42:04.240]  So we're going to clear it in time.
[42:04.700 --> 42:06.760]  But we will be up on the mezzanine later.
[42:07.060 --> 42:08.420]  We're probably going straight there from here.
[42:08.500 --> 42:10.720]  We have our lovely Phone Losers of America t-shirts.
[42:10.780 --> 42:13.500]  And we'll be giving them away for correct answers to...
[42:13.500 --> 42:14.760]  We have 50 of these things.
[42:15.080 --> 42:17.060]  We'll be giving them away for answers to trivia questions.
[42:17.320 --> 42:20.220]  And we will also have some DVDs and stuff to give you.
[42:20.320 --> 42:20.760]  Some freebies.
[42:21.000 --> 42:25.060]  And I think we're actually doing a book signing where we sign other people's books.
[42:26.660 --> 42:28.740]  You get that Steven Levy book, baby.
[42:28.800 --> 42:29.520]  I got you.
[42:30.160 --> 42:31.440]  We'll also sign your CDs.
[42:31.540 --> 42:33.080]  We'll even sign Levy's name on it if you like.
[42:33.240 --> 42:34.260]  But only on the data side.
[42:34.380 --> 42:35.340]  Just tell us how to spell it.
[42:38.360 --> 42:38.940]  F*ck it.
[42:38.940 --> 42:40.320]  You guys can have some now.
[42:41.300 --> 42:41.980]  There he goes.
[42:44.380 --> 42:46.760]  I'm a f*cking Rosie O'Donnell and shit.
[42:47.860 --> 42:49.100]  Give me some CDs.
[42:49.720 --> 42:50.300]  We're like Oprah.
[42:50.480 --> 42:51.480]  Look under your chairs.
[42:52.480 --> 42:55.760]  Look under your chairs and you've got an exfoliating kit.
[42:56.320 --> 42:57.060]  Exfoliating kits.
[42:59.100 --> 43:00.660]  Shut the f*ck up.
[43:01.340 --> 43:03.480]  These are all signed very well.
[43:03.740 --> 43:04.640]  Mostly by our guests.
[43:07.640 --> 43:09.040]  Good catch, buddy.
[43:09.500 --> 43:10.280]  You got boned.
[43:10.720 --> 43:10.940]  Whoa.
[43:11.720 --> 43:11.900]  Oh.
[43:18.900 --> 43:19.140]  Oh.
[43:19.140 --> 43:21.480]  They said they weren't going to tear the hotel down but I think we're going to cause that.
[43:22.820 --> 43:27.860]  By the way, you guys are lucky because PLA and Anonymous are in the same building and nothing good is going to come of this.
[43:28.860 --> 43:29.360]  Nothing good.
[43:29.440 --> 43:33.060]  I guarantee something, someone or some appendage is going to be on fire by tonight.
[43:35.240 --> 43:35.640]  Exactly.
[43:36.000 --> 43:36.140]  Exactly.
[43:37.120 --> 43:41.760]  So a quick, what we lack in content we make up for with free shit.
[43:41.980 --> 43:47.660]  We'll just do a quick, who do you love?
[43:48.180 --> 43:49.060]  I want a big one.
[43:49.260 --> 43:49.880]  I want a big one.
[43:50.100 --> 43:51.160]  This is the only one.
[43:51.620 --> 43:52.920]  Wash it with something red.
[43:53.740 --> 43:54.480]  20 points.
[43:54.780 --> 43:54.820]  Woo.
[43:56.740 --> 43:57.140]  $20.
[43:57.760 --> 43:57.920]  I wanted to do it.
[43:57.940 --> 43:58.880]  So a quick wrap up.
[43:59.160 --> 43:59.180]  All right.
[43:59.840 --> 44:04.300]  And guys, if you're interested, you guys got to kind of bum rush the stage for these because I'm not going to throw them.
[44:05.560 --> 44:06.280]  PLA CDs.
[44:07.180 --> 44:08.040]  Oh, here we go.
[44:08.080 --> 44:08.490]  I got stickers.
[44:09.740 --> 44:10.120]  Stickers.
[44:10.160 --> 44:10.720]  I got stickers.
[44:11.920 --> 44:12.140]  I got stickers.
[44:12.140 --> 44:15.420]  Grab some and hand it to the people behind you because I look so, that works so well at the Fifth HOPE.
[44:16.040 --> 44:16.420]  Stickers.
[44:17.140 --> 44:17.520]  Stickers.
[44:18.240 --> 44:19.260]  Come on up, kids.
[44:19.860 --> 44:21.040]  Give me free things.
[44:21.700 --> 44:22.410]  Works on Ameritrade.
[44:23.180 --> 44:25.700]  They have a pull-free number you can call to make stock trees.
[44:25.900 --> 44:26.080]  Hello.
[44:26.860 --> 44:27.320]  All right, guys.
[44:27.540 --> 44:27.640]  Here we go.
[44:27.640 --> 44:29.420]  We want some goddamn stickers, people.
[44:30.320 --> 44:30.700]  Stickers.
[44:31.640 --> 44:32.020]  Stickers.
[44:32.860 --> 44:33.240]  Stickers.
[44:33.240 --> 44:34.820]  Who wants to get laid to me?
[44:35.000 --> 44:35.880]  They have DVDs, too.
[44:37.340 --> 44:38.140]  They have DVDs.
[44:38.160 --> 44:38.420]  They have DVDs.
[44:38.500 --> 44:39.940]  Robert, they don't know us bad.
[44:40.080 --> 44:40.880]  Most of these are blank.
[44:41.500 --> 44:43.800]  Yeah, you guys did knick-knick for us, you know.
[44:44.380 --> 44:44.560]  I'm going to say...
[44:44.560 --> 44:45.600]  You have to get laid to me.
[44:46.380 --> 44:47.180]  First surgery.
[44:48.720 --> 44:49.300]  Sorry for...
[44:49.300 --> 44:49.700]  I'm wrong.
[44:49.860 --> 44:50.760]  You're awesome, man.
[44:50.940 --> 44:51.460]  Thanks, bro.
[44:52.080 --> 44:53.500]  I'm glad you guys came out.
[44:53.660 --> 44:54.540]  Thank you for coming out.
[44:55.460 --> 44:55.980]  What's this?
[44:56.340 --> 44:56.440]  Thank you for supporting.
[44:59.320 --> 44:59.920]  Oh, yeah.
[45:00.040 --> 45:00.140]  Here.
[45:00.340 --> 45:00.460]  It wasn't...
[45:00.460 --> 45:02.340]  Don't forget orgy after the show.
[45:02.720 --> 45:02.960]  Woo!
[45:03.580 --> 45:04.200]  No, no, no.
[45:04.200 --> 45:05.220]  That was after my talk, honey.
[45:05.560 --> 45:06.000]  Hey, Kevin.
[45:06.760 --> 45:07.080]  Go, honey.
[45:07.080 --> 45:08.100]  CableFlame will be there.
[45:08.200 --> 45:10.720]  She will teach you some new stuff you've only heard about.
[45:11.000 --> 45:13.720]  The world-famous Notkevin of Off The Hook, ladies and gentlemen.
[45:14.120 --> 45:14.380]  Woo!
[45:16.280 --> 45:18.840]  Who wants an official PLA beige box?
[45:18.880 --> 45:20.180]  Please come up here where we...
[45:20.720 --> 45:21.360]  Come on.
[45:21.460 --> 45:22.360]  Please come up here where we...
[45:22.360 --> 45:23.240]  I want the LA beige box.
[45:23.240 --> 45:24.280]  I want the box.
[45:25.140 --> 45:25.600]  I want the box.
[45:26.180 --> 45:26.580]  Yeah!
[45:27.460 --> 45:29.260]  Okay, so I guess we're out of t-shirts.
[45:29.260 --> 45:30.540]  But, um...
[45:30.540 --> 45:32.160]  But, uh, come down to the mezzanine anyway.
[45:32.320 --> 45:32.920]  Come see us.
[45:33.920 --> 45:35.080]  Yeah, you didn't deserve one.
[45:35.360 --> 45:35.540]  Yeah.
[45:37.200 --> 45:38.640]  Unless if you do certain tricks.
[45:39.100 --> 45:39.960]  Where's my shirt?
[45:40.500 --> 45:41.300]  Come on up, guys.
[45:41.440 --> 45:41.800]  We got more CDs.
[45:42.660 --> 45:43.660]  Oh, by the way, uh...
[45:43.660 --> 45:44.800]  Did we get rid of all the DVDs?
[45:45.080 --> 45:45.100]  No.
[45:46.060 --> 45:46.860]  Free DVDs!
[45:46.980 --> 45:47.640]  Come upstairs!
[45:48.260 --> 45:49.380]  People sitting down!
[45:49.580 --> 45:49.720]  Get up!
[45:50.580 --> 45:50.920]  Yep.
[45:51.340 --> 45:52.520]  Okay, save the rest for the mess.
[45:52.740 --> 45:54.300]  We have the DVD Jesus!
[45:54.300 --> 45:56.300]  By the way, we do have a bridge.
[45:56.300 --> 46:04.000]  If you'd like to go on there, just go on to 1-989-272-7425.
[46:04.520 --> 46:09.480]  If you go there, just wait a couple of minutes and they'll ask for your name and tell it to them and you'll be in.
[46:09.580 --> 46:10.640]  You'll get to talk to people tonight.
[46:10.780 --> 46:11.920]  Say hello on the bridge.
[46:12.020 --> 46:13.820]  I'll give you your own private presentation, yes.
[46:13.820 --> 46:19.040]  That was 989-272-7425.
[46:19.320 --> 46:20.800]  It's not a card, this is a sliver!
[46:26.460 --> 46:28.920]  Is that Sidepocket's schedule you just gave us?
[46:29.800 --> 46:30.640]  You should show that.
[46:30.760 --> 46:31.280]  Is this for me?
[46:31.280 --> 46:31.560]  Render!
[46:32.600 --> 46:33.300]  Is this for me?
[46:33.460 --> 46:33.760]  Yes!
[46:35.900 --> 46:37.660]  By the way, everyone clap for Gonzo.
[46:37.820 --> 46:38.120]  Thank you guys!
[46:38.440 --> 46:39.720]  I love you so much!
[46:42.060 --> 46:43.320]  I like the fact they kind of...
[46:43.320 --> 46:44.300]  That's way too touchy for me.
[46:44.300 --> 46:45.260]  Our fan, ladies and gentlemen.
[46:45.540 --> 46:46.620]  Cable fame, our fan.
[46:46.860 --> 46:46.940]  Woo!
[46:49.300 --> 46:50.700]  Okay guys, stay where you are.
[46:50.820 --> 46:53.320]  Richard, Agent Steele is coming up next.
[46:53.560 --> 46:54.840]  Stay where you are for Agent Steele.
[46:54.880 --> 46:56.280]  Or he'll kill you!
[46:56.500 --> 46:58.500]  Not the cellophane and Vaseline one.
[46:58.760 --> 46:58.900]  No.
[47:00.020 --> 47:01.100]  No, not the one that got her.
[47:01.980 --> 47:03.280]  See you guys on the mezzanine.
[47:05.060 --> 47:07.160]  Yeah, I heard that Steele, he wants...
[47:07.160 --> 47:10.360]  He's gonna have to record your social security and your address.
[47:10.420 --> 47:11.580]  And so please give that to him.
[47:11.700 --> 47:12.260]  Please, thank you.
[47:12.260 --> 47:12.920]  Tell me where they come from.
[47:12.920 --> 47:14.080]  It was from those peace guys.
[47:14.340 --> 47:15.980]  Is that hot fat guy at the other one.
[47:16.800 --> 47:17.460]  Someone's getting changed on the conference.
[47:17.460 --> 47:18.140]  Someone's getting changed on the conference.
[47:18.140 --> 47:18.420]  Thank you.