[00:00.000 --> 00:01.400]  I think I could say them as well as he can.
[00:04.700 --> 00:09.920]  So, ladies and gentlemen, I would like to present Mr. Stephen Rambam.
[00:13.450 --> 00:15.710]  Am I talking into this or that?
[00:17.270 --> 00:17.790]  Hello?
[00:18.210 --> 00:19.290]  Can you hear this?
[00:19.870 --> 00:20.770]  Okay, great.
[00:21.750 --> 00:31.270]  My name is Steve Rambam, and as I was just reminded, I have had the great pleasure of speaking at every single HOPE since the very first one.
[00:32.190 --> 00:38.810]  Which means that I have been speaking at HOPE conferences since before some of the people in this room were born.
[00:39.790 --> 00:42.350]  As frightening a thought as that is.
[00:43.070 --> 00:50.790]  And I will try not to come off as a crotchety old semi-hacker.
[00:53.410 --> 00:56.550]  I've also been giving this talk since 97.
[00:59.350 --> 01:06.550]  In 97, Emmanuel came to me and said, we really would like a different point of view.
[01:06.730 --> 01:08.530]  We'd like the investigator's point of view.
[01:08.910 --> 01:12.010]  And I gave it a lot of thought.
[01:14.590 --> 01:20.410]  And surveyed my colleagues, all of whom essentially said, don't do it.
[01:20.850 --> 01:21.530]  Don't go.
[01:21.530 --> 01:24.330]  These people are criminals.
[01:24.330 --> 01:25.510]  They're miscreants.
[01:26.710 --> 01:28.490]  They are people.
[01:31.860 --> 01:37.900]  They are on the other side of the aisle, so to speak.
[01:38.680 --> 01:44.740]  And having had been to the HOPE in 94, I knew quite well that wasn't true.
[01:44.920 --> 01:47.380]  Except maybe for the guy in disguise in the front row.
[01:47.380 --> 01:50.400]  There's a guy, you can't see this, but there's a guy sitting here wearing...
[01:50.400 --> 01:50.960]  Stand up.
[01:51.940 --> 01:52.460]  Stand up.
[01:52.760 --> 01:53.320]  Don't be shy.
[01:53.840 --> 01:56.280]  He's wearing a Groucho Marx nose and glasses.
[01:56.900 --> 01:57.880]  Sitting in the front row.
[01:58.180 --> 01:59.160]  So, except for him.
[02:02.200 --> 02:03.240]  Yeah, that's right.
[02:03.340 --> 02:04.300]  It may not be a disguise.
[02:06.900 --> 02:10.400]  So, I spoke in 97 and it was wonderful.
[02:11.780 --> 02:26.480]  And as I've since discovered, there is a real similarity between myself and my colleagues and the people who come to the HOPE conferences.
[02:27.120 --> 02:32.680]  You are essentially very, very aggressive investigators.
[02:35.020 --> 02:42.840]  You want to get down to the root level in cyberspace and I want to get down...
[02:42.840 --> 02:45.320]  I want to get root in meatspace.
[02:46.600 --> 02:48.960]  And there's not a whole lot of difference there.
[02:49.160 --> 02:50.460]  You want to find things out.
[02:50.540 --> 02:51.660]  You want to know what's what.
[02:52.000 --> 02:53.440]  So do investigators.
[02:54.320 --> 03:04.440]  And I have to tell you, when I come to these conferences, the next day I have an IQ about 20 points higher than when I came to the conference.
[03:04.440 --> 03:06.060]  It's just wonderful coming here.
[03:06.860 --> 03:12.780]  So now, after 18 years, it's like being with family.
[03:13.800 --> 03:15.940]  And I'm glad to be here.
[03:17.980 --> 03:20.080]  We are going to...
[03:20.670 --> 03:21.300]  Thanks, brother.
[03:22.820 --> 03:31.180]  We are going to cover today a less of a tour de horizon than I normally do.
[03:31.400 --> 03:47.520]  For those of you who were here in 2008, 2010, 2006 and a half at the Stevens conference, because as some of you know, my talk in 2006 was interrupted, let's say.
[03:49.900 --> 04:01.880]  Anybody who's attended my talk at the last few HOPEs knows that I typically have a privacy victim and a specific investigation that I put up on the screen.
[04:01.900 --> 04:08.800]  And I show you how it's done and how the fact that privacy is dead is used by investigators.
[04:08.800 --> 04:12.220]  We're not going to do that this year, but I do want to...
[04:12.220 --> 04:28.360]  Before I forget, I want to thank Casey, Andy Triboletti, Nick Daly, Ejoy James, Jorge Loco, probably not a real name, and Webdog, definitely not a real name, for volunteering as privacy victims.
[04:28.500 --> 04:42.220]  Unfortunately, they volunteered within the past few days and I just didn't have sufficient time to do a worthwhile proctology exam on them, so there will be no privacy victim.
[04:42.720 --> 04:47.060]  There will, however, be some actual case studies.
[04:50.710 --> 04:55.570]  For those of you that have attended this talk, the first five minutes are going to be repetitive.
[04:55.890 --> 04:59.410]  For those of you that haven't, let me tell you what this is about.
[05:00.350 --> 05:04.330]  Because of the changes in surveillance technologies.
[05:04.590 --> 05:06.950]  Because of the changes in computing power.
[05:07.270 --> 05:11.350]  Because of the changes in database aggregation.
[05:11.870 --> 05:22.070]  Most of all, because of 9-11, it is now possible, starting with any piece of information, anything.
[05:22.070 --> 05:26.670]  A telephone number, a license plate, an email address, a photograph.
[05:27.610 --> 05:34.530]  Any single piece of information, it is possible to grab a string and pull and pull and pull.
[05:34.850 --> 05:39.010]  And end up with a person's entire life.
[05:39.010 --> 05:44.870]  Down to the level of what they think, what they believe, what they do.
[05:45.150 --> 05:47.490]  Who their family is, who their friends are.
[05:47.810 --> 05:49.730]  Where they were yesterday.
[05:50.070 --> 05:51.510]  Where they were the day before.
[05:51.810 --> 05:53.530]  Where they are right now.
[05:53.770 --> 05:55.350]  Who they hang out with.
[05:55.570 --> 05:56.210]  Everything.
[05:56.590 --> 05:58.910]  Without leaving your desk.
[06:00.330 --> 06:01.170]  It's almost...
[06:01.530 --> 06:04.370]  Surveillance teams are almost superfluous now.
[06:04.370 --> 06:08.850]  They're not yet, thank God, or I would be eating cat food.
[06:09.730 --> 06:10.330]  But...
[06:10.330 --> 06:13.590]  And please, no cat meme jokes now.
[06:15.410 --> 06:23.390]  It is possible from any piece of information to get a name, address, a phone number, a date of birth, a social security number.
[06:23.730 --> 06:27.390]  All of the obvious things, and some not obvious things.
[06:27.690 --> 06:34.110]  Photos, sexual orientation, race, religion, politics, hobbies, habits, medical history.
[06:34.110 --> 06:35.110]  Not a problem.
[06:35.490 --> 06:39.210]  There are massive, aggregated medical databases now.
[06:39.410 --> 06:40.650]  Where you work.
[06:40.770 --> 06:42.350]  What your salary is.
[06:42.530 --> 06:43.790]  Your criminal history.
[06:44.210 --> 06:48.490]  All the lawsuits you've been involved in as a plaintiff, a defendant, a witness.
[06:48.930 --> 06:49.850]  Real property.
[06:50.070 --> 06:52.270]  Everything you've ever purchased.
[06:52.750 --> 06:59.030]  And everywhere you've ever gone and everything you've ever done that is in a marketing database.
[06:59.290 --> 07:02.970]  And as we're going to discuss, this is not because people want to invade your privacy.
[07:02.970 --> 07:06.110]  It's because people want to sell you things.
[07:06.490 --> 07:08.770]  Your information is worth money.
[07:09.310 --> 07:12.730]  Your privacy is not being invaded today by big brother.
[07:12.990 --> 07:15.390]  It's being invaded by big marketer.
[07:15.510 --> 07:16.910]  And we're going to talk about that.
[07:17.930 --> 07:23.470]  One of the biggest changes is the ability to track your physical location.
[07:23.470 --> 07:27.850]  I'm sorry I came in at the tail end of the previous talk.
[07:28.250 --> 07:35.850]  I heard them talking about surveying cell phones with a drone in a wide area.
[07:36.090 --> 07:39.030]  This is something that is done routinely now.
[07:39.030 --> 07:49.050]  I can tell you that everybody that attended an Occupy Wall Street protest and didn't turn their cell phone off or put it...
[07:49.050 --> 07:55.290]  And sometimes even if they did, the identity of that cell phone has been logged.
[07:55.590 --> 08:06.430]  And everybody who was at that demonstration, whether they were arrested, not arrested, where their photos were ID'd, whether an informer pointed them out, it's known they were there anyway.
[08:06.430 --> 08:07.930]  This is routine.
[08:08.450 --> 08:16.650]  I can tell you that if you go into any police station right now in the city of New York, the first thing they do is tell you, Oh, I'm sorry, you're not allowed to bring a cell phone in there.
[08:16.770 --> 08:17.810]  We'll hold it for you.
[08:18.790 --> 08:19.590]  Not a joke.
[08:20.150 --> 08:23.990]  And by the way, it's a legitimate investigatory technique.
[08:25.030 --> 08:28.810]  But cell phones are now the little snitch in your pocket.
[08:29.290 --> 08:33.890]  Cell phones tell me where you are, what you do, who you talk to.
[08:33.890 --> 08:37.490]  Everybody you associate with.
[08:37.890 --> 08:45.650]  Cell phone tells me intimate details of your life and character, including were you at a demonstration?
[08:45.970 --> 08:47.490]  Did you attend a mosque?
[08:47.810 --> 08:50.470]  Did you demonstrate in front of an abortion clinic?
[08:50.750 --> 08:52.350]  Did you get an abortion?
[08:54.070 --> 08:55.670]  No heckling, please.
[09:01.670 --> 09:04.270]  Oh, I thought we were going to have to pull his cell phone.
[09:06.370 --> 09:10.990]  Today, we are not going to talk about government databases.
[09:11.330 --> 09:13.270]  We're not going to talk about Big Brother.
[09:13.550 --> 09:16.670]  Frankly, Big Brother is an amateur.
[09:17.230 --> 09:23.050]  I can tell you just on the topic of drones, these people are talking about 4,000 drone hours.
[09:23.230 --> 09:29.750]  I can tell you a year being flown by CBP, by Customs and Border Patrol.
[09:30.170 --> 09:32.430]  And by the way, they left out a whole bunch of agencies.
[09:32.690 --> 09:34.750]  Every federal agency is using drones now.
[09:34.990 --> 09:37.670]  Even Environmental Protection Agency is using drones.
[09:38.730 --> 09:44.790]  Private industry is flying 20 drone hours for every governmental drone hour.
[09:47.290 --> 09:53.230]  Everything that the government is doing, private industry is doing better and more extensively.
[09:54.610 --> 10:00.490]  We are going to cover today only open source and only privately held stuff.
[10:00.750 --> 10:02.650]  No governmental databases.
[10:03.190 --> 10:08.250]  What we're especially going to cover is the information that you contribute.
[10:09.330 --> 10:24.010]  You know, it's too late for a wake-up call for most of the people in this room because everything there is to know about everyone in this room has already been gathered and indexed and distributed and amalgamated and cross-referenced.
[10:25.650 --> 10:28.010]  But you need to know what's going on.
[10:28.150 --> 10:33.830]  If you are going to give up your information, you should at least be doing it openly, knowingly.
[10:34.390 --> 10:45.970]  Now, when I come and I give these talks to non-law enforcement groups, and I typically do a one- or two-day full session on this topic for law enforcement.
[10:45.970 --> 10:54.850]  And I teach them how to use open source information, how to use marketing databases, how to use proprietary information to do their job better.
[10:54.990 --> 10:56.030]  I am an investigator.
[10:56.390 --> 11:02.050]  I think that there are legitimate reasons for law enforcement and investigators to have access to this stuff.
[11:02.170 --> 11:07.650]  Legitimate reasons, good reasons, reasons to the benefit of everyone in this room.
[11:12.310 --> 11:15.030]  But, I'm a little schizophrenic on this issue.
[11:15.210 --> 11:25.450]  On one hand, everyone in this room gives up their name, their address, their social security number, their date of birth, where they go, what they do, where they hang out, their photos.
[11:25.810 --> 11:31.310]  They check in everywhere, and they tweet from everywhere, and they do Facebook updates from everywhere.
[11:31.310 --> 11:35.770]  And I can do my investigation of you without leaving my office.
[11:35.930 --> 11:38.690]  And, by the way, thank you very much.
[11:39.270 --> 11:40.510]  I appreciate it.
[11:41.010 --> 11:42.850]  But, on the other hand, I'm an American.
[11:43.350 --> 11:48.190]  And it creeps me out as an American that there is this much information available.
[11:48.210 --> 11:52.190]  So, I'm really on a knife's edge here.
[11:52.210 --> 11:53.730]  I'm a little schizophrenic about this.
[11:54.650 --> 12:04.130]  And I decided that the most honorable thing to do, and the most appropriate thing to do, is to not have an opinion when I give this talk.
[12:04.530 --> 12:11.110]  I am not going, and I say this every time I talk at HOPE and everywhere else, I am not going to tell you what to think.
[12:11.570 --> 12:13.990]  I am hopefully going to tell you what to think about.
[12:14.570 --> 12:17.790]  And I'm going to give you all the information so you can make up your own mind.
[12:20.430 --> 12:23.830]  Today, we are not going to do the full Monty.
[12:24.070 --> 12:27.030]  We are going to concentrate on these areas here.
[12:27.890 --> 12:30.570]  Google, Facebook, and the colonization of the Internet.
[12:31.110 --> 12:33.030]  Cell phones, GPS, and tracking.
[12:34.070 --> 12:37.090]  Profiling, cameras and drones, and the things related to that.
[12:37.550 --> 12:38.750]  And de-anonymization.
[12:40.130 --> 12:41.030]  Is that me?
[12:51.640 --> 12:52.200]  Hello?
[12:53.480 --> 12:54.860]  Alright, that's not good either.
[12:55.320 --> 12:56.080]  How's that?
[12:57.280 --> 12:58.740]  We have liftoff.
[12:58.980 --> 12:59.060]  We have liftoff.
[12:59.060 --> 12:59.100]  Okay.
[13:00.320 --> 13:01.820]  These are the...
[13:01.820 --> 13:02.920]  That's not working.
[13:03.540 --> 13:06.900]  Is there an AV emergency squad here?
[13:10.600 --> 13:12.400]  Get away from this microphone?
[13:15.860 --> 13:17.780]  Is that better?
[13:18.420 --> 13:19.240]  Ah.
[13:20.320 --> 13:21.500]  Technical support.
[13:21.700 --> 13:22.660]  Always there when you need it.
[13:23.500 --> 13:24.060]  Not.
[13:26.280 --> 13:26.800]  Okay.
[13:29.080 --> 13:29.600]  Um...
[13:29.600 --> 13:31.300]  These are the key areas.
[13:31.900 --> 13:42.700]  Rather than try to cover everything, which for those of you who were here last year know, caused me to run into a fourth hour and a guy with a big hook pulled me off the stage.
[13:43.980 --> 13:49.020]  Today, what we're gonna do is, we are actually going to do this within the allotted time.
[13:49.360 --> 13:52.060]  I'm gonna leave enough time to take a few questions.
[13:52.460 --> 13:54.500]  By the way, this year, no T-shirts.
[13:54.920 --> 14:00.160]  I'm giving away covert surveillance devices to the people who ask good questions.
[14:00.160 --> 14:01.680]  It just seems a little more fitting.
[14:02.140 --> 14:07.540]  And believe it or not, as an example of where technology is, these are actually cheaper than T-shirts now.
[14:09.340 --> 14:10.500]  No, no fooling.
[14:10.700 --> 14:11.380]  No fooling.
[14:11.380 --> 14:13.940]  Uh, these were, I think, uh, these are pretty good ones.
[14:14.080 --> 14:17.800]  They'll record for two hours, little mini chip, full video and audio.
[14:18.340 --> 14:22.040]  And, uh, they cost about $13 on eBay.
[14:22.660 --> 14:25.940]  Which is cheaper than a good printed Hanes T-shirt.
[14:26.100 --> 14:26.500]  Frightening.
[14:27.520 --> 14:29.060]  So, we're gonna cover these things.
[14:29.300 --> 14:29.680]  And I'm gonna...
[14:30.380 --> 14:31.420]  God damn it.
[14:37.880 --> 14:38.680]  How about...
[14:38.680 --> 14:39.480]  Let's use this mic.
[14:39.600 --> 14:40.080]  I like the wired mic.
[14:40.680 --> 14:41.240]  Yeah, the...
[14:41.240 --> 14:42.560]  He likes to walk around.
[14:43.320 --> 14:43.720]  Yes.
[14:44.360 --> 14:45.520]  Yes, I get antsy.
[14:45.600 --> 14:46.260]  I like to walk around.
[14:46.460 --> 14:47.380]  Is this mic working?
[14:47.480 --> 14:48.020]  Can you hear me now?
[14:49.120 --> 14:50.040]  God damn it.
[14:51.420 --> 14:53.500]  All right, who's screwing with my AV?
[14:53.780 --> 14:54.280]  I don't know.
[14:54.420 --> 14:55.200]  We're getting some wicked...
[14:59.400 --> 14:59.800]  Uh...
[14:59.800 --> 15:01.120]  Use that one.
[15:04.120 --> 15:04.560]  I...
[15:04.560 --> 15:06.740]  This is making me very suspicious.
[15:09.140 --> 15:10.340]  We're following you.
[15:10.620 --> 15:10.860]  Yeah.
[15:11.640 --> 15:12.080]  Well...
[15:13.530 --> 15:14.640]  You're welcome to.
[15:14.820 --> 15:15.960]  In fact, I'll give you my card.
[15:16.640 --> 15:17.760]  Save yourself the trouble.
[15:17.880 --> 15:18.260]  Just call me.
[15:18.340 --> 15:19.040]  I'll tell you where I am.
[15:20.340 --> 15:20.780]  Um...
[15:20.780 --> 15:21.000]  We can...
[15:21.000 --> 15:21.940]  We can carpool.
[15:24.040 --> 15:24.480]  Uh...
[15:25.440 --> 15:26.320]  I actually...
[15:26.320 --> 15:27.200]  I actually...
[15:27.200 --> 15:29.060]  I just want you to know this is actually true.
[15:29.060 --> 15:39.020]  Two days before the FBI came in here and interrupted my talk in 2006, which is probably the best thing that ever happened to me.
[15:39.120 --> 15:43.360]  If I could get arrested by the FBI every five or six years, I'd be a billionaire.
[15:43.720 --> 15:44.320]  I mean...
[15:44.320 --> 15:48.480]  The publicity I got from that and the trouble they got into was amazing.
[15:50.560 --> 15:51.040]  Um...
[15:51.040 --> 15:56.300]  But two days before, they were just painfully inept at following me.
[15:56.440 --> 16:01.720]  And I actually did walk over to this guy who was following me and I said, look, we can ride together.
[16:01.960 --> 16:03.860]  The guy rolled up the window and drove off.
[16:04.940 --> 16:05.900]  No, it's...
[16:05.900 --> 16:08.380]  And by the way, you know, I'm not...
[16:08.380 --> 16:10.360]  I'm not saying that I'm...
[16:10.360 --> 16:12.300]  I actually felt like a jerk afterwards.
[16:12.300 --> 16:13.600]  I mean, these guys are my...
[16:13.600 --> 16:16.040]  Are my colleagues for better or worse.
[16:16.200 --> 16:16.820]  So I kind of...
[16:16.820 --> 16:18.140]  I kind of felt bad.
[16:18.680 --> 16:19.140]  Um...
[16:19.140 --> 16:21.300]  And I regularly work with...
[16:21.300 --> 16:24.100]  With federal agencies, but it was just...
[16:24.100 --> 16:29.780]  I guess so insulting to them that two days later they came in here and...
[16:29.780 --> 16:31.580]  There was a hole in the hope schedule.
[16:32.740 --> 16:33.200]  Um...
[16:36.120 --> 16:37.120]  So, uh...
[16:37.120 --> 16:37.860]  Okay.
[16:38.400 --> 16:39.520]  Back to the serious stuff.
[16:39.660 --> 16:43.180]  I am gonna go through this like a speed freak for about two and a half hours.
[16:43.780 --> 16:44.280]  Uh...
[16:44.280 --> 16:46.660]  We are going to cover these primary topics.
[16:47.120 --> 16:49.800]  We're gonna leave some time for Q and A.
[16:50.020 --> 16:50.760]  I have...
[16:50.760 --> 17:01.640]  Here with me today Bruce Sackman, who is the director of the Society of Professional Investigators, who is a remarkable expert in his own right on all things detective related.
[17:02.100 --> 17:03.980]  And he's gonna help me with the Q and A.
[17:04.140 --> 17:05.860]  And then Bruce and I are going to go...
[17:06.440 --> 17:06.880]  Uh...
[17:06.880 --> 17:07.860]  Not sure where.
[17:08.290 --> 17:09.440]  Somebody should probably tell me.
[17:09.680 --> 17:11.960]  Down to the sixth floor somewhere where they've given us a room.
[17:12.210 --> 17:15.490]  And we've got an hour to do anything that anybody wants.
[17:15.660 --> 17:16.470]  Talk to you privately.
[17:16.860 --> 17:17.860]  Answer questions.
[17:18.210 --> 17:20.100]  You can come and play with my databases.
[17:20.620 --> 17:21.140]  Whatever you want.
[17:21.820 --> 17:22.250]  So...
[17:22.250 --> 17:23.230]  Onward and upward.
[17:24.680 --> 17:26.510]  Here is how it used to be.
[17:26.710 --> 17:27.900]  Back in the Stone Age.
[17:28.500 --> 17:29.820]  You would have a phone number.
[17:29.820 --> 17:31.800]  And then you would get a name and address.
[17:32.100 --> 17:34.260]  And then a date of birth and a social security number.
[17:34.470 --> 17:35.780]  And then addresses.
[17:36.180 --> 17:36.600]  Family.
[17:37.320 --> 17:37.800]  PoE.
[17:37.900 --> 17:38.200]  Business.
[17:38.540 --> 17:39.020]  Corporations.
[17:39.200 --> 17:39.710]  And so on.
[17:39.800 --> 17:40.300]  And so on.
[17:40.380 --> 17:40.900]  And so on.
[17:40.970 --> 17:41.500]  And so on.
[17:41.800 --> 17:44.470]  Each would be a separate step.
[17:45.100 --> 17:46.820]  Until finally you had...
[17:46.820 --> 17:54.940]  And by the way, this was considered at one time a pretty darn good BI, background investigation.
[17:54.940 --> 17:57.860]  This is now a starting point.
[17:57.920 --> 17:59.380]  And you don't need to do this.
[17:59.960 --> 18:02.230]  Today, you immediately take a phone number.
[18:02.230 --> 18:04.800]  And you get a comprehensive report.
[18:05.160 --> 18:07.060]  All of this is cross-referenced.
[18:07.200 --> 18:08.210]  All of this is linked.
[18:08.520 --> 18:10.020]  Every private investigator.
[18:10.260 --> 18:11.560]  Every bail recovery agent.
[18:11.730 --> 18:13.080]  Every security expert.
[18:13.400 --> 18:14.730]  Every law enforcement officer.
[18:14.970 --> 18:17.040]  Can plug in any one piece of data.
[18:17.230 --> 18:20.580]  And immediately it sucks in all the cross-referenced data.
[18:20.580 --> 18:24.040]  The problem is sometimes it's not accurate, but that's another story.
[18:25.300 --> 18:28.180]  So here's what's changed in the past 15 years.
[18:28.440 --> 18:30.660]  First of all, computing power and speed.
[18:31.260 --> 18:45.120]  I can now run out of my office and do run out of my office a network that is faster, more powerful, bigger database, does more than what the FBI had 20 years ago.
[18:45.230 --> 18:46.380]  And that's literally true.
[18:46.900 --> 18:49.120]  Storage costs dropping to zero.
[18:49.120 --> 18:52.300]  You can go to OfficeMax and get a three terabyte drive.
[18:52.640 --> 18:56.640]  A three terabyte drive for 169 bucks.
[18:56.880 --> 19:03.970]  When I started out as an investigator, private investigator, I had a 128K floppy drive in a Mac.
[19:04.880 --> 19:07.710]  Three terabyte drive, $169.
[19:08.460 --> 19:11.400]  Beyond anybody's wildest imagination.
[19:13.440 --> 19:14.660]  Very important.
[19:14.920 --> 19:15.520]  Everything...
[19:15.520 --> 19:16.710]  Does this actually work?
[19:17.520 --> 19:18.600]  Yeah, not well.
[19:20.240 --> 19:23.060]  Everything is now digital from point of origin.
[19:23.300 --> 19:24.840]  You don't have to key things in.
[19:24.940 --> 19:26.500]  You don't have to scan things in.
[19:26.800 --> 19:28.940]  Everything is digital from the get-go.
[19:29.160 --> 19:32.760]  You charge something on a credit card, it's immediately in a database.
[19:32.760 --> 19:35.340]  You make a telephone...
[19:38.520 --> 19:40.460]  You've got to be kidding.
[19:42.820 --> 19:44.480]  Next cell phone...
[19:45.140 --> 19:46.680]  I'll show you a few tricks.
[19:50.180 --> 19:52.140]  Everything is cross-referenced.
[19:52.320 --> 19:53.940]  Everything is digital from the get-go.
[19:54.320 --> 19:59.320]  OCR, even old documents, they can take a sheet-feeding scanner.
[19:59.320 --> 20:02.620]  I have in my office something called a Fujitsu ScanSnap.
[20:03.180 --> 20:07.540]  I take a hundred pieces of double-sided paper, put it in there, press a button, walk away.
[20:07.940 --> 20:12.580]  It scans it in, it OCRs it, machine readable, indexes it.
[20:12.880 --> 20:14.900]  I come back, I put it in the shredder.
[20:14.900 --> 20:17.720]  It's as if it was originally typed into the computer.
[20:18.020 --> 20:19.560]  Everything gets sucked in now.
[20:20.200 --> 20:21.760]  Routine cross-referencing.
[20:23.660 --> 20:25.380]  There's a conspiracy here.
[20:27.540 --> 20:28.140]  Oh!
[20:28.840 --> 20:29.340]  Okay.
[20:30.520 --> 20:32.520]  They're preparing for the drones.
[20:34.060 --> 20:36.080]  I mean, this is a perfect example.
[20:36.300 --> 20:38.080]  This is an ad that I found.
[20:38.360 --> 20:40.820]  This is the hard disk you've been waiting for.
[20:41.080 --> 20:43.780]  10 meg for $3,400.
[20:43.780 --> 20:45.740]  This used to be the routine.
[20:47.020 --> 20:48.800]  Now, big data.
[20:49.880 --> 20:51.460]  Everything is in a database.
[20:51.740 --> 20:53.920]  So the big issue is, how do you manage it?
[20:53.960 --> 20:56.380]  And by the way, this is an enormous problem for the government.
[20:56.640 --> 21:04.900]  Every time there's a terrorist attack or every time there's an incident, the U.S. government goes and they see that they had advanced knowledge of it.
[21:05.020 --> 21:07.960]  They had communications discussing it.
[21:08.060 --> 21:15.020]  They had the players in the conspiracy recorded or surveilled or in a database somewhere.
[21:15.140 --> 21:17.960]  The problem was, there's so much stuff.
[21:18.420 --> 21:20.020]  They can't get to it.
[21:20.640 --> 21:29.420]  If the government tried to index everything and analyze everything, they would need tens of thousands, literally, of more analysts.
[21:29.420 --> 21:30.620]  That's a big problem.
[21:31.100 --> 21:34.360]  So now you're seeing enormous advances in processing big data,
[21:37.640 --> 21:42.280]  whereas 100 data sets went into something 10 years ago.
[21:42.520 --> 21:45.280]  Now you have a million data sets going in.
[21:45.280 --> 22:02.160]  I can tell you that the Department of Homeland Security informed Congress that they save every year 2.4 trillion, trillion events.
[22:02.500 --> 22:05.220]  2.4 trillion, trillion events.
[22:05.400 --> 22:07.280]  And that's just Department of Homeland Security.
[22:08.860 --> 22:17.620]  You have things now like poor man's supercomputers running off of Hadoop, running off of everything else, where the processing power is amazing.
[22:19.060 --> 22:20.480]  Now, cell phones.
[22:20.620 --> 22:24.420]  We're going to talk a lot about cell phones, but cell phones are the big game changer.
[22:24.860 --> 22:27.140]  Cell phones are more important than anything else.
[22:27.380 --> 22:32.940]  Cell phones allow me to look into your life, into your activities, second by second.
[22:32.940 --> 22:44.000]  There are creating... the private industry, for strictly commercial purposes, although it's used by government, are creating new searching and indexing techniques.
[22:44.760 --> 22:49.400]  Photo analysis, facial recognition, license plate readers, which we're going to talk about.
[22:49.800 --> 22:50.900]  Video to text.
[22:51.180 --> 23:01.900]  I can take a video, feed it in, and it will send me a text saying, car drove down the street, made a left, here's the license plate, without me ever watching that video.
[23:02.520 --> 23:08.300]  It'll tell me there's a meeting, there's a fight, there's a romantic encounter.
[23:08.960 --> 23:11.880]  All of these are things that computers can now recognize.
[23:13.460 --> 23:13.940]  Cameras.
[23:14.080 --> 23:16.220]  Cameras are a big, big, big deal.
[23:16.780 --> 23:20.920]  I can tell you that it is possible for me now to take a picture...
[23:20.920 --> 23:21.940]  Oh, that reminds me.
[23:22.160 --> 23:22.560]  Hold on.
[23:22.700 --> 23:23.500]  I should be filming.
[23:23.820 --> 23:25.560]  I should be filming you all.
[23:26.420 --> 23:29.380]  You're filming me, so now I'm filming you.
[23:31.040 --> 23:31.480]  Okay.
[23:33.440 --> 23:34.760]  I'm... By the way, I'm not kidding.
[23:35.180 --> 23:41.580]  If you donated 75 bucks to the HOPE WBAI fundraiser, you got one of these.
[23:41.800 --> 23:43.260]  This is the one that's left over.
[23:43.420 --> 23:44.720]  So I figured I'd play with it.
[23:46.440 --> 23:48.200]  I can take a picture right now.
[23:48.480 --> 23:48.640]  Boom.
[23:48.920 --> 23:50.100]  Take a picture of this room.
[23:50.100 --> 23:51.900]  Darkness doesn't matter.
[23:52.240 --> 23:53.340]  Focus doesn't matter.
[23:54.740 --> 23:56.100]  Distance doesn't matter.
[23:56.320 --> 24:09.080]  There are cameras that have sufficient pixels, sufficient sensitivity, and sufficient ways of taking photos where it'll take a photo that's across the entire focusing spectrum.
[24:09.080 --> 24:23.060]  Across the entire exposure spectrum that I can, after the fact, a year from now, refocus the photo, reshoot the photo, essentially, and pick out a guy in the back, run him through a facial recognition program, and have his name.
[24:24.100 --> 24:25.960]  You'll see that actually being done.
[24:28.980 --> 24:30.540]  Precision target marketing.
[24:30.920 --> 24:34.880]  Most of this comes down to people want to sell you stuff.
[24:35.160 --> 24:42.220]  They want to take the right item and shove it at the right people who are really interested in it.
[24:42.300 --> 24:44.340]  So they want to know everything about you.
[24:44.340 --> 24:50.080]  And some of the stuff that they are able to extrapolate out is just amazing.
[24:51.280 --> 25:04.560]  The thing you need to keep in mind during this talk, and in general, the data being gathered about you is not, for most of you, is not because somebody thinks you're a terrorist or a miscreant or a bad guy.
[25:04.880 --> 25:07.720]  It's not because of a security issue.
[25:07.720 --> 25:14.360]  It's not, and I hate this phrase because it's always bullshit, when they say it's for your convenience.
[25:15.460 --> 25:17.180]  These three things are never true.
[25:17.420 --> 25:24.100]  It's because people want to make money off your eyeballs and your credit card and your email and so on and so forth.
[25:28.600 --> 25:32.040]  Finally, nothing is ever thrown away.
[25:32.040 --> 25:36.200]  Now, when I went to college, I was, I was a chemistry student.
[25:36.340 --> 25:37.220]  I wanted to be a doctor.
[25:37.360 --> 25:39.880]  I was actually, God helped me in a pre-med program.
[25:40.680 --> 25:47.420]  And, and every chemistry course I took, they would say, this is so-and-so's law.
[25:47.620 --> 25:48.840]  This is this and that law.
[25:49.060 --> 25:50.320]  So-and-so's theorem.
[25:50.660 --> 25:53.360]  I've decided I am going to name some laws.
[25:53.520 --> 25:57.140]  So today you're going to hear about Rambam's first law, Rambam's second law.
[25:57.520 --> 25:59.620]  But here we have Hoover's law.
[26:00.460 --> 26:02.760]  Nothing is ever thrown away.
[26:03.080 --> 26:04.480]  There is no forgetting.
[26:05.240 --> 26:06.960]  Nothing ever disappears.
[26:07.460 --> 26:13.700]  Every photo, every drunken post, every horrible Facebook post that you make.
[26:13.840 --> 26:19.220]  And by the way, I don't know if you heard about this, but last week, new change in how Facebook does business.
[26:19.840 --> 26:20.800]  You can.
[26:21.060 --> 26:23.960]  There's good news and there's bad news, as there always is with Facebook.
[26:24.300 --> 26:27.800]  And the balance is always you're getting screwed by Zuckerberg.
[26:27.800 --> 26:29.660]  But no, you'll see.
[26:31.280 --> 26:34.820]  The good news is, you can go in and edit comments now.
[26:35.200 --> 26:36.480]  After the time is up.
[26:36.700 --> 26:39.660]  If you say, did you see that girl with Bob?
[26:39.840 --> 26:40.860]  She was so fat.
[26:41.980 --> 26:45.120]  You could go and say, did you see that girl with Bob?
[26:45.380 --> 26:46.560]  What a sweetheart.
[26:46.900 --> 26:48.060]  More of her to love.
[26:50.020 --> 26:55.080]  But anybody can click on all your changes now.
[26:55.500 --> 27:01.500]  Not only can you change it, but the new comment and the change is in there.
[27:01.580 --> 27:05.580]  Now, a lot of people, I mean, it's a notorious form of trolling.
[27:05.860 --> 27:09.280]  You put up something, somebody puts in some really crazy comment.
[27:09.280 --> 27:13.100]  You change your original post and they look like a knucklehead.
[27:14.740 --> 27:16.140]  Now that can't happen.
[27:16.280 --> 27:17.920]  Your original post will be there.
[27:18.320 --> 27:29.880]  But Zuckerberg is so determined to keep everything you do, not just your timeline, but the timeline of your comments, that all the previous iterations of the comment are in there.
[27:32.400 --> 27:39.660]  But, so you get drunk and somebody takes a strange picture, never goes away.
[27:41.440 --> 27:43.040]  This is my favorite one.
[27:43.960 --> 27:47.320]  I want to tell you these are real pictures.
[27:47.660 --> 27:55.360]  The one thing that I've been dying to do and everybody asks me to do is run facial recognition on this guy.
[27:56.820 --> 27:58.080]  I don't have the heart.
[27:58.080 --> 27:59.420]  I don't have the heart.
[28:01.140 --> 28:06.800]  It is so easy to archive every damn thing that even private industry does it.
[28:06.860 --> 28:08.440]  You all are familiar with archive.org.
[28:08.620 --> 28:13.920]  They take every web page, every week, grab every web page, put it in there.
[28:14.100 --> 28:15.620]  By the way, investigators best friend.
[28:16.040 --> 28:17.120]  Investigators best friend.
[28:17.880 --> 28:26.040]  The biggest change, the biggest, biggest, biggest, biggest change is personal attitudes towards privacy.
[28:26.620 --> 28:30.620]  I can tell you, I don't want to sound like an old guy.
[28:30.840 --> 28:47.360]  I don't want to say, you know, when I was your age, I had to walk 10 miles through the snow with an acoustic coupler to an untapped, you know, pay phone to do my hacking, you know.
[28:48.860 --> 28:50.120]  I'm not that old a guy.
[28:50.860 --> 28:56.280]  But I have to tell you that when I grew up, there was an expression, damn, I wouldn't have told that.
[28:57.340 --> 28:59.160]  That expression has disappeared.
[28:59.480 --> 29:01.200]  There is nothing that people don't tell.
[29:01.660 --> 29:01.960]  Nothing.
[29:02.400 --> 29:02.800]  Nothing.
[29:03.100 --> 29:05.140]  And the question is, why?
[29:05.960 --> 29:16.340]  Now, a buddy of mine told me that he heard a speech by Cory Doctorow from Bada Bing, Bada Boing, whatever the website is called.
[29:17.460 --> 29:18.480]  Boing Boing.
[29:18.480 --> 29:20.860]  In Brooklyn, it's Bada Bing, Bada Boing.
[29:21.280 --> 29:22.220]  Boing Boing, right.
[29:22.420 --> 29:23.220]  Boing Boing.org.
[29:24.020 --> 29:25.920]  And Cory Doctorow said something very, very smart.
[29:26.100 --> 29:28.040]  You don't realize the beginning and the end.
[29:28.380 --> 29:29.480]  It's like smoking.
[29:29.680 --> 29:34.020]  Nobody would smoke if, after their first cigarette, they got throat cancer.
[29:34.700 --> 29:35.620]  Nobody would smoke.
[29:36.880 --> 29:42.960]  The negative consequences are so far in the future, it just doesn't register in your consciousness.
[29:43.960 --> 29:47.680]  It's the same thing with all of this moronic sharing of your data.
[29:47.940 --> 29:54.360]  All this checking in and tweeting and Facebooking and all this other crap that you young kids do on the interwebs, you know.
[29:55.320 --> 30:02.540]  Not to make a joke, but every single one of these things that you do goes into your permanent record.
[30:02.900 --> 30:04.600]  It never disappears.
[30:04.600 --> 30:05.740]  It gets indexed.
[30:05.820 --> 30:06.280]  It's there.
[30:06.460 --> 30:10.400]  You may say, I only gave these guys my date of birth.
[30:10.400 --> 30:14.960]  I only gave these guys the first five numbers of my social security number.
[30:15.220 --> 30:17.640]  These guys, I gave the last four digits.
[30:17.880 --> 30:19.380]  These guys, I gave my home address.
[30:19.640 --> 30:21.000]  These guys have my photo.
[30:21.360 --> 30:22.580]  These guys know my friends.
[30:22.800 --> 30:24.600]  These guys know my sexual preference.
[30:24.920 --> 30:27.180]  These guys are the ones I buy my trips from.
[30:27.360 --> 30:29.360]  These are the guys I download music from.
[30:29.560 --> 30:31.260]  Here's who I get my e-books from.
[30:33.140 --> 30:34.000]  Excuse me.
[30:34.180 --> 30:36.320]  I don't mean to be rude, but you're morons.
[30:37.520 --> 30:43.180]  I say that with love because what you don't realize is all of this is in one place.
[30:43.400 --> 30:45.340]  It doesn't stay in one place.
[30:45.560 --> 30:47.320]  It goes together.
[30:47.800 --> 30:49.280]  People buy it up.
[30:49.580 --> 30:50.700]  People borrow it.
[30:50.860 --> 30:58.920]  I can tell you that law enforcement and investigators and marketers are crawling every damn Facebook page they can.
[30:59.640 --> 31:01.880]  Every MySpace page they can.
[31:02.140 --> 31:03.760]  Every Twitter feed they can.
[31:03.880 --> 31:05.680]  And by the way, they don't even have to crawl Twitter.
[31:05.680 --> 31:08.980]  Six years of Twitter have just been given to the Library of Congress.
[31:09.920 --> 31:11.040]  It's public record.
[31:11.540 --> 31:17.360]  I can go and file a FOIA request with the Library of Congress and get six years of tweets.
[31:17.840 --> 31:18.840]  God help me.
[31:18.920 --> 31:19.540]  I don't want it.
[31:19.640 --> 31:24.780]  I don't care about people's cats and where they had lunch and whatever, but it's public record.
[31:24.940 --> 31:25.620]  Everybody's tweet.
[31:25.960 --> 31:26.640]  Everybody's tweet.
[31:27.380 --> 31:29.260]  It's all in one place.
[31:30.240 --> 31:35.300]  And by the way, one reason why I love you guys, really do love you guys is when I put this up in 2008.
[31:35.680 --> 31:39.480]  and spoke about Twitter and spoke about what a danger Twitter is.
[31:39.900 --> 31:41.220]  Everybody tweeted about it.
[31:41.940 --> 31:43.740]  It was the sickest thing ever.
[31:43.940 --> 31:45.320]  I mean, you people are perverse.
[31:45.600 --> 31:46.360]  You really are.
[31:47.020 --> 31:48.300]  But look at this guy.
[31:48.900 --> 31:50.200]  Just got out of work.
[31:50.380 --> 31:51.540]  No, starting from the bottom.
[31:51.960 --> 31:57.860]  Roaming the streets with... If I'm an investigator and I'm checking you out, I know everywhere you are every minute of the day.
[31:58.140 --> 32:01.260]  Thirteen hours ago, roaming the streets and I know everybody who you were with.
[32:01.760 --> 32:03.680]  Believe me, these are my subpoena targets.
[32:04.400 --> 32:06.060]  Watching Malibu's Most Wanted.
[32:06.660 --> 32:09.740]  Then, holy effing crap, I got my bumpers to glow to the max.
[32:09.880 --> 32:11.300]  I mean, honest to God, who cares?
[32:12.160 --> 32:13.080]  Just woke up.
[32:13.180 --> 32:14.420]  Listening to XM radio.
[32:14.780 --> 32:15.420]  Ready for work.
[32:15.520 --> 32:16.900]  Going to Evercoli's for pizza.
[32:17.240 --> 32:17.680]  At work.
[32:17.820 --> 32:18.660]  Just got out of work.
[32:19.860 --> 32:22.180]  How much surveillance do I need to do on this guy?
[32:25.290 --> 32:26.430]  There was a great site.
[32:26.590 --> 32:27.870]  The guy brought this site down.
[32:27.990 --> 32:29.670]  Not because it worked, but because he gave up.
[32:29.770 --> 32:30.550]  Nobody paid attention.
[32:30.550 --> 32:32.370]  He had a site called, I Can Stalk You.
[32:33.350 --> 32:39.450]  He took people's tweets and he sucked out their location data and he sucked out their information and he would send them emails.
[32:39.610 --> 32:40.370]  Hey, moron.
[32:40.370 --> 32:41.390]  I know where you are.
[32:41.590 --> 32:42.050]  Nobody cared.
[32:42.150 --> 32:42.770]  They just kept tweeting.
[32:43.290 --> 32:44.950]  It's a whole change in attitude.
[32:48.090 --> 32:48.530]  Okay.
[32:48.530 --> 32:48.970]  Idiots.
[32:49.630 --> 32:53.750]  My voicemail password at work and the end of my zip code about 613.
[32:57.210 --> 32:57.890]  Why?
[32:58.690 --> 32:59.350]  Why?
[32:59.930 --> 32:59.930]  Why?
[32:59.930 --> 33:00.790]  Tell me why.
[33:03.170 --> 33:03.850]  Okay.
[33:04.230 --> 33:06.870]  Escape from the cops twice during Hurricane Irene.
[33:10.430 --> 33:12.770]  Listen, these are for real.
[33:12.910 --> 33:13.790]  This is not Photoshop.
[33:14.270 --> 33:18.170]  My word as a maniac, these are true.
[33:19.710 --> 33:21.210]  This one's not funny.
[33:21.750 --> 33:22.810]  Not at all.
[33:23.010 --> 33:25.010]  Anybody laughs, I kick your ass.
[33:25.010 --> 33:26.250]  And I'm not kidding.
[33:26.710 --> 33:27.410]  London riots.
[33:27.870 --> 33:28.510]  Ha ha, dude.
[33:28.710 --> 33:29.250]  What a rush.
[33:29.670 --> 33:30.650]  Laughing my ass off.
[33:30.810 --> 33:32.570]  I've never stabbed a cop before.
[33:32.870 --> 33:34.230]  He said, please don't.
[33:34.310 --> 33:34.970]  I have a daughter.
[33:35.590 --> 33:36.970]  Should have seen the look on his face.
[33:37.110 --> 33:39.750]  Never thought you'd get stabbed by a hot blonde chick.
[33:39.890 --> 33:40.670]  Huh, faggot cop.
[33:41.970 --> 33:44.690]  First of all, I hope she dies in hell.
[33:44.930 --> 33:46.550]  But besides that...
[33:48.710 --> 33:49.110]  Yes.
[33:51.030 --> 33:52.190]  This is the funniest one.
[33:52.330 --> 33:53.110]  I'll just let you read it.
[33:58.490 --> 34:01.830]  You know... You know what?
[34:01.930 --> 34:05.290]  For the people in the back who can't see this because I see people squinting.
[34:05.710 --> 34:07.370]  Off to the Toronto Film Festival.
[34:07.550 --> 34:09.270]  Haven't been through customs in a long time.
[34:09.770 --> 34:11.410]  HOPE meth is no longer an issue.
[34:12.630 --> 34:13.090]  Do you?
[34:13.090 --> 34:14.110]  Holy moly.
[34:14.290 --> 34:15.810]  This is... By the way, this is for real.
[34:16.090 --> 34:17.230]  Do you know Al Briggs?
[34:17.430 --> 34:18.150]  Yes, of course.
[34:18.150 --> 34:19.050]  He's a comedian.
[34:19.370 --> 34:20.350]  He's a comedian.
[34:20.670 --> 34:24.050]  I guarantee you, he got the rubber glove treatment anyway.
[34:24.810 --> 34:27.410]  Laughing Even if it's a joke.
[34:27.830 --> 34:28.850]  Oh, man.
[34:29.790 --> 34:32.030]  Yeah, TSA is known for their sense of humor, right?
[34:32.570 --> 34:41.110]  Laughing And by the way, Twitter doesn't just put the analog statement up there.
[34:41.110 --> 34:42.730]  These are all the data points.
[34:42.950 --> 34:46.690]  Where you are, what you're doing, what machine you're using, your phone, everything.
[34:47.050 --> 34:49.230]  From one tweet, I own you.
[34:49.930 --> 34:50.610]  Facebook.
[34:51.050 --> 34:51.610]  Okay.
[34:54.550 --> 34:55.230]  Again.
[34:55.970 --> 34:57.430]  God, why?
[34:58.030 --> 34:58.550]  Why?
[35:01.570 --> 35:04.690]  35% of the English-speaking world.
[35:06.250 --> 35:06.930]  35%.
[35:06.930 --> 35:10.170]  The average user spends an hour a day.
[35:10.710 --> 35:13.530]  I can't find an hour in my day to go to the bathroom.
[35:13.850 --> 35:15.790]  I mean, an hour a day.
[35:18.210 --> 35:20.270]  This is who you're giving your information to.
[35:20.730 --> 35:22.010]  You feel good about that?
[35:22.330 --> 35:26.210]  If this doesn't tell you enough, read this.
[35:26.450 --> 35:35.770]  When he was deposed in the famous trial that the Social Network movie was about, this is one of the chats that they found.
[35:37.790 --> 35:39.350]  I have over 4,000 emails.
[35:39.450 --> 35:40.210]  This is Zuckerberg.
[35:40.390 --> 35:42.910]  I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, and addresses.
[35:43.510 --> 35:45.790]  That probably should be SMSs.
[35:45.930 --> 35:47.230]  It's a typo.
[35:47.450 --> 35:48.730]  And his friend says, what?
[35:49.110 --> 35:50.070]  How'd you manage that?
[35:50.170 --> 35:52.750]  Back then, 4,000 people's info was like huge.
[35:52.750 --> 35:53.910]  How'd you manage that, dude?
[35:54.650 --> 35:56.750]  He says, people just submitted it.
[35:56.750 --> 35:57.650]  I don't know why.
[35:57.870 --> 35:58.550]  They trust me.
[35:58.710 --> 35:59.570]  Dumb f*cks.
[36:01.030 --> 36:01.550]  Yes.
[36:04.630 --> 36:10.530]  One in seven minutes spent online and one in three minutes spent on social networking sites or Facebook.
[36:11.590 --> 36:22.510]  Facebook subscribers must, and they do, put in their real addresses, ages, email addresses, names, hobbies, tastes, interests, and they link to their real friends.
[36:22.650 --> 36:25.810]  And I got to tell you, knowing about your friends is important.
[36:25.810 --> 36:32.250]  If I know who your friends are and what they like, I can extrapolate to who you are and what you do and what you like.
[36:33.330 --> 36:34.930]  Again, bada bing, bada boom.
[36:38.410 --> 36:40.030]  Facebook is very, very clever.
[36:40.250 --> 36:42.890]  They have walled off their section of the Internet.
[36:43.370 --> 36:47.210]  If you want to read a Microsoft document, you got to use their plugin.
[36:47.550 --> 36:48.850]  You want to look at a picture?
[36:49.030 --> 36:50.750]  You can't export a picture to somebody.
[36:51.090 --> 36:54.150]  Somebody has to log on to your Facebook page to look at that picture.
[36:54.390 --> 36:56.330]  Or you have to share it with them.
[36:56.830 --> 36:58.910]  You can go into Facebook.
[36:58.970 --> 37:06.010]  They put like buttons and open graph on every damn web page out there so they can suck down your likes and dislikes.
[37:06.110 --> 37:07.910]  But they don't share outward.
[37:08.230 --> 37:10.070]  They colonize the web.
[37:11.190 --> 37:13.030]  Now, Zuckerberg is upfront about it.
[37:13.170 --> 37:14.550]  All of these guys are upfront about it.
[37:14.590 --> 37:15.930]  That's the one thing I got to give them.
[37:16.090 --> 37:20.050]  We think it's an important next step to tell the story of your life.
[37:20.050 --> 37:26.230]  Hey, they have the entire story of your life, minute by minute by minute by minute.
[37:26.390 --> 37:27.070]  It's called timeline.
[37:28.190 --> 37:32.070]  Open graph sucks things in from all the web pages out there.
[37:32.510 --> 37:35.030]  I don't understand the concept of like.
[37:35.630 --> 37:42.210]  I'm reading an article on the New York Times, and I'm going to take time to tell Zuckerberg, I dig this article.
[37:43.790 --> 37:47.330]  I'm going to take time to tell my friends through Facebook.
[37:47.730 --> 37:49.770]  I mean, I'll have a beer with my friends.
[37:49.890 --> 37:51.250]  I'll tell them, hey, did you see this article?
[37:51.490 --> 37:55.110]  And by the way, because I'm an analog kind of guy, I'll probably have the New York Times in my hand.
[37:59.350 --> 38:05.930]  Facebook, through apps, is gathering every bit of information about you and about your friends.
[38:06.610 --> 38:11.970]  Here's something you need to know, and anybody who doesn't get it, raise their hand and I'll say it again.
[38:13.190 --> 38:30.610]  If you have somebody that you have friended on Facebook, and that person has an app that they are using, it gives that app your information too.
[38:31.270 --> 38:40.710]  Not only are you snitching on yourself, every single one of your friends has given up all your information, and your photos through facial recognition and everything else.
[38:45.230 --> 38:53.130]  Now, by the way, it's not enough that Facebook now has 950 million subscribers.
[38:53.610 --> 38:55.090]  Almost a billion subscribers.
[38:55.290 --> 38:56.870]  I mean, I should do the little pinky thing.
[38:57.230 --> 38:58.550]  One billion subscribers.
[38:58.970 --> 39:03.510]  They are going out through your address book and through your phone book.
[39:03.670 --> 39:10.770]  And by the way, if you haven't been noticing, all your addresses on Facebook are now being changed to moronatfacebook.com.
[39:10.770 --> 39:21.230]  And all of the, for a lot of people, even in their phone, their addresses are being changed if the people are being identified as Facebook subscribers.
[39:22.130 --> 39:24.270]  Everything is harvested into Facebook.
[39:24.650 --> 39:30.450]  Facebook is building shadow profiles of all of your friends, even if they're not on Facebook, or you haven't liked them.
[39:31.010 --> 39:37.470]  Now, there's a lawsuit under the EU laws, the privacy laws in Europe, which are much, much tougher than here against Facebook.
[39:37.470 --> 39:40.050]  And here's what it's been determined that they're doing.
[39:40.330 --> 39:46.230]  Shadow profiles, tagging, synchronizing, deleted postings, they still keep them.
[39:48.030 --> 39:52.590]  Postings on other users' pages, messages, deleted messages, they keep them.
[39:52.950 --> 39:54.590]  Privacy policy, ignored.
[39:54.910 --> 39:57.190]  Facial recognition, mastered.
[39:58.530 --> 40:00.730]  Deleted friends, they keep deleted friends.
[40:00.730 --> 40:07.950]  By the way, everything you delete off of Facebook, you can't see it, Zuckerberg can, for at least three years.
[40:10.810 --> 40:14.170]  This is, I put this up because this is a hilarious story.
[40:14.570 --> 40:22.330]  This guy, this guy is on the Internet, and he sees a 55-gallon jug of KY.
[40:24.590 --> 40:29.430]  Okay, that's, maybe not for you, but for me, that's more than one lifetime.
[40:29.430 --> 40:34.570]  I would have to be a Buddhist and be reincarnated to use 55 gallons of KY.
[40:34.890 --> 40:36.590]  And not how you're thinking, by the way.
[40:38.110 --> 40:39.490]  This guy thought it was funny.
[40:39.690 --> 40:46.470]  So he hit the like button, and he said, for Valentine's Day, and every day, for the rest of your life.
[40:47.650 --> 40:51.550]  Okay, well, see, this guy, like everybody else, didn't read Facebook's Terms of Service.
[40:51.850 --> 40:55.030]  So he didn't realize that he is now an ad.
[40:55.770 --> 41:02.690]  They took his picture, they put it next to the social lubricant, and they said, this guy likes this.
[41:06.230 --> 41:07.190]  Technically, true.
[41:10.340 --> 41:12.840]  A couple of weeks ago, Facebook settled a lawsuit.
[41:13.020 --> 41:15.160]  They gave the EFF $10 million.
[41:15.460 --> 41:22.820]  And by the way, A, congratulations, EFF, and B, I know where you can hire a good investigator with that $10 million.
[41:29.800 --> 41:31.280]  They settled this lawsuit.
[41:31.460 --> 41:35.020]  They gave the EFF a bunch of money, which the EFF very much deserves.
[41:36.740 --> 41:38.060]  But it's a meaningless settlement.
[41:38.720 --> 41:40.780]  They changed the way the like button is used.
[41:40.840 --> 41:42.240]  They just moved it over.
[41:42.900 --> 41:45.080]  And it's just like, by the way, they're just like the U.S. government in that respect, how the U.S. government can't use bumper beepers for GPS, so they just use the GPS on your cell phone.
[41:52.300 --> 41:54.680]  Which, by the way, is 50 times better.
[41:54.680 --> 41:58.100]  You put a bumper beeper on a car, all you know is where the car is.
[41:58.440 --> 42:02.660]  You follow a guy's cell phone, you know where he is, which is the idea in the first place.
[42:05.260 --> 42:07.360]  So, oh, and here's the app thing.
[42:08.040 --> 42:12.680]  People on Facebook who can see your info can bring it with them.
[42:13.500 --> 42:14.920]  Now, this was a...
[42:14.920 --> 42:16.680]  That's very interesting to me.
[42:16.780 --> 42:22.460]  And it includes your bio, your birthday, your family, your relationship, your website, if you're online, so on and so forth.
[42:22.460 --> 42:28.220]  I didn't know that Facebook also included what you're interested in and your religious and political views.
[42:28.380 --> 42:33.100]  Just good to know what your friends are sharing and giving to complete strangers.
[42:33.300 --> 42:34.620]  Many of you don't care.
[42:34.740 --> 42:35.880]  It's a change in attitude.
[42:36.880 --> 42:40.060]  Now, Facebook, you all know Face.com, phenomenal.
[42:40.720 --> 42:42.300]  Facial recognition program.
[42:42.480 --> 42:44.520]  They really, really mastered it.
[42:44.640 --> 42:45.720]  Well, Facebook bought it.
[42:45.720 --> 42:49.900]  And they're using it to run every single photo.
[42:50.360 --> 42:54.060]  Photo recognition, facial recognition of every single photo.
[42:54.340 --> 42:54.960]  Why?
[42:55.280 --> 42:58.100]  Why, you may ask, did they buy Facebook?
[42:58.960 --> 42:59.840]  Let me just...
[43:02.700 --> 43:04.540]  This is Facebook.
[43:05.140 --> 43:09.560]  This little dot is the entire Library of Congress.
[43:12.110 --> 43:17.200]  That little dot in the corner is the Library of Congress.
[43:17.600 --> 43:22.830]  That gigantic square is Facebook photos.
[43:23.700 --> 43:25.770]  You know, infographics are great.
[43:25.980 --> 43:27.960]  When I saw this, my head exploded.
[43:29.480 --> 43:32.160]  Just like Twitter, people don't get it.
[43:32.370 --> 43:34.770]  Here's a guy who confesses to a rape on Facebook.
[43:35.680 --> 43:38.330]  Here's a guy who says, I'm on the run for robbing a bank.
[43:38.810 --> 43:40.080]  And he puts up...
[43:40.080 --> 43:42.320]  And by the way, he puts up photos.
[43:42.680 --> 43:46.300]  Unfortunately, this is one of my fellow Crooklyn residents.
[43:46.420 --> 43:48.840]  And I'm sorry about that.
[43:48.940 --> 43:50.900]  But I'm happy to say he's locked up.
[43:53.820 --> 43:55.100]  This is a guy...
[43:55.100 --> 43:56.400]  I don't know if you can read that.
[43:56.560 --> 43:57.900]  This is not a joke.
[43:58.220 --> 43:59.770]  Everything I put up, serious.
[44:00.060 --> 44:01.140]  No jokes, no Photoshop.
[44:01.560 --> 44:04.320]  This is what happens when my baby hits me back.
[44:05.700 --> 44:06.600]  Bad man.
[44:07.540 --> 44:09.500]  Thanks to photo recognition.
[44:09.820 --> 44:10.800]  Bad man in jail.
[44:11.480 --> 44:13.020]  But nevertheless, it's amazing.
[44:13.140 --> 44:17.320]  Now, just like I can stalk you, there's something called, we know what you're doing.
[44:17.940 --> 44:24.240]  And these guys go in and they grab people who say, I hate my boss so effing much.
[44:24.720 --> 44:28.400]  The film Horrible Bosses is making more and more sense to me.
[44:28.960 --> 44:31.500]  Yeah, that's a good job advancement move.
[44:32.300 --> 44:33.080]  Phone number.
[44:33.240 --> 44:38.140]  To those of you people who have my number, so and so, that number is no longer any good.
[44:38.660 --> 44:39.790]  Here's a new phone number.
[44:39.840 --> 44:40.620]  Here's a new phone number.
[44:40.700 --> 44:41.540]  Here's a new phone number.
[44:41.700 --> 44:45.000]  This guy actually started calling these people up and saying, hey, knucklehead.
[44:46.400 --> 44:47.100]  Didn't matter.
[44:47.820 --> 44:49.120]  Who's taking drugs?
[44:50.080 --> 44:53.020]  Let's smoke weed and get high, because life is short.
[44:53.770 --> 44:55.040]  Yeah, so is your freedom.
[44:57.300 --> 44:58.420]  Who's hungover?
[44:59.900 --> 45:03.060]  Not sure if I'm ruthlessly hungover or if I'm sick.
[45:03.060 --> 45:04.320]  Well, how about both?
[45:04.940 --> 45:05.790]  And an idiot.
[45:06.220 --> 45:08.080]  Now, by the way, oh, okay.
[45:08.360 --> 45:15.840]  Well, we're going to flip through this, but I usually point out to the investigators, you better check this information, because all your clients do.
[45:17.540 --> 45:19.100]  Oh, this cracks me up.
[45:21.740 --> 45:33.120]  About three months ago, employers started a practice, or it became known that employees were asking for people's Facebook passwords, so they could look at the Facebook profile and decide if they were employment material.
[45:33.800 --> 45:44.420]  So Facebook, because they're so concerned about your privacy, said, as a user, you shouldn't be forced to share your private information and communications.
[45:45.150 --> 45:51.420]  As the friend of a user, you shouldn't have to worry that your information or communications will be revealed.
[45:52.690 --> 45:55.020]  Yeah, you know, how about that?
[45:57.160 --> 45:58.980]  And again, why?
[45:59.200 --> 46:00.400]  Why are people doing this?
[46:00.440 --> 46:02.120]  And I tell you, it's a really insidious thing.
[46:02.290 --> 46:10.640]  In addition to not realizing the cumulative effect, it's because your friends are there, and you post something, and you're like a masturbating monkey.
[46:10.880 --> 46:15.680]  You keep throwing things up there until you get the response you're looking for.
[46:16.560 --> 46:17.880]  And you keep posting.
[46:18.120 --> 46:22.300]  And then finally somebody says, yeah, good post, like.
[46:22.500 --> 46:24.560]  And your day is fulfilled.
[46:31.220 --> 46:32.120]  Get a life.
[46:33.400 --> 46:35.220]  Please, God, get a life.
[46:36.320 --> 46:36.760]  Why?
[46:37.100 --> 47:01.260]  I mean, if you think about this in the abstract, if I came to you, and I, if I came to you 10 years ago, and I said, a day will come when you will spend one to five hours in front of a computer talking to your friends, not face to face, but sending them stuff online about what you had for pizza and what book you read and whatever,
[47:01.420 --> 47:06.080]  without ever leaving your bedroom, hoping for a response, you would say, what are you, insane?
[47:08.000 --> 47:10.060]  Well, think about it objectively.
[47:11.580 --> 47:25.200]  Now, as an investigator, I've got to tell you that who your friends are and what your friends do and where your friends go and the people around you tells me an enormous, enormous amount.
[47:25.400 --> 47:30.060]  That is the value of friends and association and Twitter followers and all of that.
[47:30.060 --> 47:37.100]  The first thing I do as an investigator is suck down your friends list before you're smart enough to realize I'm going after it.
[47:37.440 --> 47:39.060]  Suck down your Twitter feed.
[47:39.580 --> 47:40.060]  Suck down...
[47:40.060 --> 47:44.520]  Thank God, Twitter, you can't conceal who you're following and who your followers are.
[47:45.460 --> 47:47.280]  Tells me everything I need to know.
[47:47.380 --> 47:48.000]  Let's face it.
[47:48.140 --> 47:58.600]  If you have 47 info security guys and three dominatrixes as your Twitter friends, you're an info security guy who likes to be spanked.
[47:58.600 --> 48:00.020]  It's that simple.
[48:00.240 --> 48:01.460]  It really is.
[48:01.680 --> 48:04.740]  Who your friends are tell me everything about you.
[48:05.080 --> 48:12.220]  And the fact of the matter is even who you marry, there's a whole study of it which is amazing.
[48:13.660 --> 48:18.680]  God forgive me for using this phrase but Google a sort of mating.
[48:18.980 --> 48:19.740]  It's fascinating.
[48:20.040 --> 48:20.600]  It's fascinating.
[48:23.200 --> 48:44.520]  One school sucked down all the Facebook profiles at the school determined who had gay friends who had a certain type of gay friends and with a 93% degree of accuracy they were able to figure out who was gay.
[48:44.640 --> 48:56.120]  Now I gotta tell you I've seen some of these people's Facebook pages and trust me I could figure that out without you know guys where I come from don't dress like that.
[48:56.380 --> 49:10.860]  Anyway by the way I want to add one thing very very seriously I talk a lot about religious differences in these seminars and whether somebody's gay or not gay or black or white or democrat or republican I don't care.
[49:11.420 --> 49:12.680]  I honest to God don't care.
[49:12.880 --> 49:29.080]  There's probably a hundred people in this room who know me personally 50 that are my friends so you know that I really don't care I definitely don't care about gay people or gay marriage I mean I think they have a right to be as miserable as straight people if they want.
[49:30.520 --> 49:35.620]  I don't care I don't care but other people care and that's why I mention it.
[49:35.940 --> 49:44.240]  I mention that when you put out there if you're gay or straight or black or white or jewish or gentile or democrat or republican people care.
[49:44.440 --> 49:47.740]  There's knuckleheads there's an endless amount of knuckleheads out there.
[49:47.880 --> 49:50.620]  If there wasn't an endless amount of knuckleheads I'd be out of a job.
[49:51.340 --> 49:57.200]  So I'm telling you that people care and you need to decide do you want to share that personal information.
[49:57.680 --> 49:59.920]  So Project Gaydar figured that out.
[50:00.380 --> 50:11.380]  Just so you know Facebook as of 90 days ago now monitors your Facebook chats for criminal activity very nice of them I like it you may want more privacy.
[50:12.160 --> 50:26.020]  Again do you want this guy to have your information and do you care that this is how he feels and on top of that Facebook is now going to offer banking.
[50:30.510 --> 50:33.450]  The first national bank of Zuckerberg.
[50:34.770 --> 50:51.170]  Okay MySpace MySpace sad site stupid site most of you are on it because you forgot your passwords and you can't figure out how to take your damn page down but nevertheless Facebook is great and Facebook is the ghetto of the Internet.
[50:52.990 --> 50:55.850]  That's what I meant MySpace is the ghetto of the Internet.
[50:56.370 --> 51:01.630]  MySpace makes 4chan look like a gathering of Nobel Prize winners.
[51:02.690 --> 51:04.030]  It really does.
[51:04.350 --> 51:05.310]  It really does.
[51:07.350 --> 51:28.970]  People put the craziest shit up on MySpace and you know it's true and I mean drug use and psychological conflicts and whatever this is you know the rare occasions when I go to synagogue I thank God for my health I thank God for my family I thank God for my friends I thank God for MySpace it's unbelievable.
[51:32.410 --> 51:43.250]  This is a real page now I concealed her face not because I don't have a legal right to put this up there but because I feel sorry for her she's a moron can you guys read this?
[51:44.550 --> 51:45.110]  Amazing!
[51:46.210 --> 51:57.750]  Okay here's a guy smoking pot here's a guy with a big stash of pot I'm looking for a real easy arrest so I can get that promotion I've been working for ta-da
[52:02.550 --> 52:07.830]  you know not somebody I'm sending a Hanukkah card right?
[52:10.880 --> 52:40.420]  Here's Ganja Girl she's bisexual she likes getting high and she works at the pizza factory if you guys are interested I mean too much information kind of hot photo but too much information Captain Cuth folks I've got your next babysitter for you I mean come on now this is a true story I spoke at Cal Polytech I gave a full day to the IT security people there completely This is a really different
[52:40.420 --> 52:42.480]  talk than I'm giving here, believe me.
[52:43.080 --> 52:48.040]  And I was told by the head geek there, listen, don't speak abstractly.
[52:48.160 --> 52:51.820]  Find some stuff related to local people.
[52:51.960 --> 52:59.780]  So I found that there's a club of people who like smoking pot, go to Cal Poly Pomona, and get together.
[53:00.520 --> 53:03.100]  And I put this up on the screen as an example.
[53:03.600 --> 53:06.840]  Well, campus police were in the back, taking notes.
[53:07.400 --> 53:10.200]  All of these people, no longer students.
[53:11.460 --> 53:14.680]  Sorry, I didn't know they were in the back, but they're morons.
[53:14.880 --> 53:16.760]  So, not on me.
[53:17.780 --> 53:19.320]  Some of it's not funny.
[53:19.620 --> 53:23.580]  Here's a woman who lost her baby because her dad beat her up so badly.
[53:23.780 --> 53:24.780]  She miscarried.
[53:24.900 --> 53:26.380]  She put this up on her webpage.
[53:27.100 --> 53:28.940]  Here's somebody, I just want to read this to you.
[53:29.660 --> 53:31.480]  She was so beautiful, I hated it.
[53:31.580 --> 53:33.880]  She walked outside that night to smoke, I followed her.
[53:34.200 --> 53:35.340]  I wanted to get her alone.
[53:35.340 --> 53:39.960]  After about five minutes of being alone with her, I walked up behind her and knocked her in the head with a rock.
[53:40.300 --> 53:43.960]  After she was out, I dragged her by her hair into the ditch and stripped her clothes off.
[53:44.200 --> 53:54.340]  Now, I don't know if this is fantasy or real, but, again, people don't have a real good sense of humor about this sort of thing, and appropriately so.
[53:54.340 --> 53:59.040]  Here's somebody talking about, okay, when I was 13, I was raped by a 16-year-old.
[53:59.240 --> 54:02.160]  Here's somebody, I was sexually abused, raped as a young girl.
[54:02.480 --> 54:04.240]  Sexually abused by most of my life.
[54:04.580 --> 54:07.560]  Trust me, all of these people can be traced back to their original people.
[54:07.860 --> 54:09.060]  And victimized.
[54:09.220 --> 54:10.260]  And victimized.
[54:10.640 --> 54:11.500]  Not smart.
[54:11.960 --> 54:12.340]  Why?
[54:12.520 --> 54:13.040]  I don't know.
[54:13.680 --> 54:15.340]  Too much information.
[54:15.820 --> 54:16.300]  Blippi.
[54:16.400 --> 54:17.420]  I don't understand Blippi.
[54:17.420 --> 54:22.240]  Who cares what you bought and how much you paid for it and whether you like it or not?
[54:22.440 --> 54:25.840]  Now, by the way, because God strikes idiots.
[54:26.320 --> 54:29.020]  This thing about God protects fools and children?
[54:29.280 --> 54:29.760]  Bullshit.
[54:30.300 --> 54:31.540]  God doesn't protect fools.
[54:31.820 --> 54:34.720]  You get what you deserve, and these people got what they deserve.
[54:35.000 --> 54:39.340]  Blippi put up their full credit card numbers, which I've, whatever.
[54:39.760 --> 54:41.660]  Oh, and their addresses and everything.
[54:43.460 --> 54:44.560]  Swipely, same thing.
[54:44.940 --> 54:45.860]  Who cares?
[54:46.500 --> 54:47.100]  Honestly.
[54:50.080 --> 54:53.780]  Couple of final examples before we get into the crazy stuff.
[54:56.400 --> 55:04.780]  If you plug your iPhone into this Wi-Fi connected base from iHome, iHome makes great products.
[55:04.980 --> 55:09.080]  This is one of the more moronic ones, which, by the way, is selling like gangbusters.
[55:09.080 --> 55:17.280]  You plug in your phone, and it immediately notifies on your Facebook feed and on your Twitter feed, Dolores is asleep.
[55:22.280 --> 55:33.080]  See, back when I was hanging with Fred Flintstone in the old days, if I called somebody and they didn't answer their phone, I would say, Okay, I guess he's asleep.
[55:33.640 --> 55:36.120]  I didn't have to look on their freaking Twitter feed.
[55:36.460 --> 55:38.120]  Too much information.
[55:38.780 --> 55:39.120]  Okay.
[55:44.450 --> 55:51.350]  Okay, you know, there really, there really is an app for that.
[55:56.640 --> 56:01.400]  Guys, ladies, ladies on the receiving end of this post.
[56:01.960 --> 56:03.200]  Too much information.
[56:03.640 --> 56:04.720]  I just made love.
[56:05.540 --> 56:08.960]  Well, if I want to make love a second time, I'm probably not going to use this app.
[56:09.280 --> 56:14.060]  But I mean, but lots and lots and lots and lots of people.
[56:15.860 --> 56:18.380]  Honest to God, I'm a smart guy.
[56:18.660 --> 56:19.660]  I have a high IQ.
[56:20.460 --> 56:22.560]  I'm about to get an advanced degree.
[56:22.840 --> 56:24.360]  I have board certifications.
[56:24.680 --> 56:26.860]  I'm definitely much smarter than I look.
[56:27.980 --> 56:29.660]  I don't get this at all.
[56:29.660 --> 56:31.300]  Beyond my ability.
[56:31.760 --> 56:32.640]  You want to brag?
[56:32.880 --> 56:34.200]  Do what I used to do.
[56:34.660 --> 56:39.000]  Go to the parking lot behind the 7-Eleven.
[56:39.300 --> 56:45.000]  Have your friend hand you a beer and say, Man, you won't believe what I did last night.
[56:45.180 --> 56:46.260]  I mean, come on.
[56:48.860 --> 56:58.870]  Now, I wanted to end with the most moronic, craziest example of the death of privacy.
[56:58.870 --> 57:06.170]  This is why, ladies and gentlemen, this talk is not called privacy is dead.
[57:06.450 --> 57:08.990]  This is called privacy a post-mortem.
[57:09.130 --> 57:12.290]  It is never coming back to life.
[57:12.750 --> 57:16.170]  They have hammered a stake in its heart.
[57:16.410 --> 57:18.210]  It will never come back to life.
[57:19.910 --> 57:21.350]  PMS buddy.
[57:21.930 --> 57:25.810]  Gee, what do you think that person is announcing?
[57:27.150 --> 57:29.190]  Exactly what you think.
[57:29.430 --> 57:31.750]  Hey, I'm having PMS right now.
[57:33.110 --> 57:34.170]  My God.
[57:34.430 --> 57:41.710]  Now, by the way, if the concept of that isn't enough, now integrated with your Facebook page.
[57:44.750 --> 57:48.850]  If you think I'm making this up, I mean, come on.
[57:49.130 --> 57:50.210]  Go right to the net.
[57:50.470 --> 57:51.890]  See if I'm making this crap up.
[57:54.070 --> 57:55.430]  Have I made my point?
[57:55.750 --> 58:00.850]  Now, let's move on to the stuff that is against your will.
[58:00.850 --> 58:04.610]  All of that is your stupidity, which primes the pump.
[58:04.810 --> 58:10.970]  Now, let's talk about people that make Zuckerberg look like a frickin' amateur.
[58:12.150 --> 58:19.310]  We are talking about Beavis and Butthead, Sergey and Larry, the owners of Google.
[58:20.050 --> 58:23.390]  When I was a kid, I was an activist for Soviet jews.
[58:23.650 --> 58:27.670]  And I got Sergey Brin's dad out of Russia.
[58:29.350 --> 58:33.050]  His son was born here and created Google.
[58:33.630 --> 58:36.570]  I will be doing penance for the rest of my life.
[58:42.340 --> 58:44.340]  Anatoly Sharansky, cool.
[58:45.060 --> 58:48.020]  Sergey Brin, maybe not.
[58:50.740 --> 58:52.600]  You have no idea how big Google is.
[58:53.620 --> 58:56.980]  Last year at one point, they had more cash on hand than the U.S. government.
[58:57.900 --> 58:58.920]  That's actually true.
[59:00.240 --> 59:03.640]  They have on staff 600 PhDs.
[59:04.240 --> 59:06.860]  They have a half a million servers and that's growing.
[59:07.120 --> 59:12.300]  By the way, they have developed a server aggregation method where they have what's called a server in a box.
[59:12.440 --> 59:15.400]  It's a giant shipping crate with the server in there.
[59:15.540 --> 59:17.640]  They just roll it up on the back of a semi.
[59:17.640 --> 59:20.060]  Jack in the cables and they got a new server online.
[59:20.360 --> 59:29.100]  They need so many servers constantly growing that they actually can truck in a server cluster like every nanosecond.
[59:29.220 --> 59:29.620]  I don't even know.
[59:29.800 --> 59:31.900]  They are Skynet.
[59:32.100 --> 59:33.360]  They are really Skynet.
[59:35.100 --> 59:40.480]  Google is capable of keeping the entire web in RAM.
[59:42.700 --> 59:51.560]  You know, if you're not a geek enough to understand that, turn to the left or right and the person next to you will explain that.
[59:51.700 --> 59:53.800]  But they are Skynet.
[59:54.520 --> 01:00:03.200]  They use more power than Salt Lake City, which, you know, I'm sure Romney will do something about that.
[01:00:03.340 --> 01:00:05.800]  But see, he's from Salt Lake.
[01:00:05.940 --> 01:00:07.020]  It's kind of a Mormon joke.
[01:00:07.140 --> 01:00:14.460]  But anyway, you don't need to ask why here, because Google does this all without your permission.
[01:00:14.460 --> 01:00:18.000]  But, but, you help them along.
[01:00:18.360 --> 01:00:18.880]  Gmail.
[01:00:19.700 --> 01:00:20.440]  Google.
[01:00:20.740 --> 01:00:22.680]  Google toolbar on your computer.
[01:00:23.620 --> 01:00:25.240]  Google Docs.
[01:00:25.540 --> 01:00:27.100]  Google Groups.
[01:00:28.220 --> 01:00:29.660]  Google Phone.
[01:00:30.020 --> 01:00:30.880]  God help you.
[01:00:31.920 --> 01:00:34.620]  Google message transcription.
[01:00:35.320 --> 01:00:42.000]  When you get a text of a voice message that gets sent to you, do you think you're the only person that gets that?
[01:00:43.200 --> 01:00:45.080]  And I'm not saying this out of paranoia.
[01:00:45.220 --> 01:00:46.400]  I know the answer to that.
[01:00:47.340 --> 01:00:48.960]  Google keeps everything.
[01:00:49.160 --> 01:00:51.280]  And by the way, I hope I remembered to say this later.
[01:00:51.980 --> 01:01:02.000]  Every time you take your iPhone and you say, Siri, where can I find a showing of so-and-so or give me directions to whatever.
[01:01:02.440 --> 01:01:06.620]  Apple buffers that entire exchange in text.
[01:01:06.880 --> 01:01:08.600]  In case I forget to mention that later.
[01:01:09.940 --> 01:01:11.020]  Every book.
[01:01:11.500 --> 01:01:13.160]  Every news feed.
[01:01:13.400 --> 01:01:14.320]  Every map.
[01:01:14.520 --> 01:01:14.860]  Music.
[01:01:15.060 --> 01:01:15.500]  Finance.
[01:01:15.740 --> 01:01:16.200]  Checkout.
[01:01:16.440 --> 01:01:18.780]  Which is their version of PayPal.
[01:01:19.420 --> 01:01:19.860]  Video.
[01:01:20.260 --> 01:01:21.360]  Also known as YouTube, of course.
[01:01:21.780 --> 01:01:22.760]  Google Telecom.
[01:01:22.760 --> 01:01:24.600]  Google is not just Google Voice.
[01:01:25.040 --> 01:01:27.940]  Google is considered a telephone company, legally speaking.
[01:01:28.740 --> 01:01:30.200]  Frugal, which is Google products.
[01:01:30.580 --> 01:01:31.320]  Chrome browser.
[01:01:31.540 --> 01:01:31.920]  Calendar.
[01:01:32.120 --> 01:01:32.680]  Contacts.
[01:01:32.920 --> 01:01:34.800]  And so on, and so on, and so on.
[01:01:35.340 --> 01:01:37.660]  Google keeps track of everything you do.
[01:01:37.840 --> 01:01:38.880]  Everybody you talk to.
[01:01:39.040 --> 01:01:39.940]  Everywhere you go.
[01:01:40.320 --> 01:01:41.300]  Everything you like.
[01:01:41.480 --> 01:01:42.700]  Everybody you hang out with.
[01:01:43.220 --> 01:01:43.780]  Everything.
[01:01:44.040 --> 01:01:45.960]  Sooner or later, you put it into Google.
[01:01:46.380 --> 01:01:51.420]  And most important, they keep track of where you are and what you're doing.
[01:01:51.420 --> 01:01:53.280]  And they do that through multiple ways.
[01:01:53.440 --> 01:01:54.080]  Google accounts.
[01:01:54.280 --> 01:01:54.560]  Gmail.
[01:01:55.100 --> 01:01:56.860]  IP number of logins.
[01:01:57.240 --> 01:01:59.080]  Your location when you authenticate.
[01:01:59.400 --> 01:02:01.620]  The syncing of your contacts and calendars.
[01:02:01.780 --> 01:02:03.500]  And especially your Android phone.
[01:02:03.680 --> 01:02:07.680]  Everybody who has an Android phone, that phone phones back to the mothership.
[01:02:08.380 --> 01:02:11.360]  And I got to tell you, I hate the iPhone.
[01:02:11.720 --> 01:02:15.700]  How you have to delete all your contacts and do this and do that.
[01:02:15.960 --> 01:02:21.080]  And iTunes sends you the scary message every time you want to move one freaking MP3.
[01:02:21.260 --> 01:02:24.440]  We're about to wipe out your whole freaking phone and all of these things.
[01:02:25.620 --> 01:02:27.940]  Google, a thousand times worse.
[01:02:29.140 --> 01:02:30.620]  How do you get...
[01:02:30.620 --> 01:02:31.620]  Think about this.
[01:02:31.980 --> 01:02:35.580]  How do you get your calendars and contacts onto your Android phone?
[01:02:36.540 --> 01:02:39.940]  You send it to Google and they give it back to you.
[01:02:40.040 --> 01:02:41.160]  How nice of you, Google.
[01:02:41.460 --> 01:02:45.580]  You can't just run a USB cable to your computer and put it on your Google phone.
[01:02:46.780 --> 01:02:49.060]  You can't even jailbreak a way to do that.
[01:02:49.120 --> 01:02:50.440]  At least you can jailbreak an iPhone.
[01:02:52.840 --> 01:02:53.500]  DoubleClick.
[01:02:54.000 --> 01:02:58.120]  DoubleClick defines down who you are for ads.
[01:02:58.660 --> 01:02:59.650]  AdMob, FeedBurner.
[01:03:00.180 --> 01:03:04.560]  Actually, AdMob ended up going to the turtleneck Steve Jobs.
[01:03:05.100 --> 01:03:06.780]  Docs, Spreadsheet, Calendar.
[01:03:07.240 --> 01:03:08.220]  Google Health.
[01:03:08.560 --> 01:03:12.420]  Google is now going to be a health records repository.
[01:03:12.740 --> 01:03:16.060]  Your medical history will be held in Google's cloud.
[01:03:16.240 --> 01:03:16.820]  God help you.
[01:03:19.400 --> 01:03:21.640]  Google would like to add your current location.
[01:03:22.380 --> 01:03:23.520]  Everybody says yes.
[01:03:24.580 --> 01:03:25.820]  I threw away the phone.
[01:03:26.560 --> 01:03:27.780]  No, I really did.
[01:03:27.920 --> 01:03:28.620]  I really did.
[01:03:28.740 --> 01:03:34.720]  And I got an iPhone because at least there you can have global location services turned off.
[01:03:36.480 --> 01:03:39.540]  Everywhere you go, everything you do, they're watching you.
[01:03:39.640 --> 01:03:40.200]  It's a fact.
[01:03:40.480 --> 01:03:42.320]  And they have all of these apps.
[01:03:42.480 --> 01:03:46.420]  Each of these apps tell you wonderful things and help you do wonderful things.
[01:03:46.420 --> 01:03:47.960]  But they tell about you.
[01:03:48.360 --> 01:03:51.520]  An app that helps you find a movie tells what movies you like.
[01:03:51.680 --> 01:03:55.720]  An app that tells you how to find a restaurant tells what food you like.
[01:03:55.980 --> 01:03:58.140]  And so on and so on and so on.
[01:03:58.940 --> 01:03:59.900]  Google Goggles.
[01:04:00.040 --> 01:04:01.120]  It's an incredible thing.
[01:04:01.280 --> 01:04:04.540]  I can hold up my Android phone or my iPhone for that matter.
[01:04:04.700 --> 01:04:06.300]  Because they're colonizing everywhere.
[01:04:06.780 --> 01:04:12.460]  Take a shot of a building and it will tell me what famous people lived in that building.
[01:04:12.740 --> 01:04:16.600]  It'll tell me that I'm looking at the Mona Lisa, that I'm looking at the Eiffel Tower.
[01:04:17.140 --> 01:04:19.840]  You know, it will tell me what I'm looking at.
[01:04:20.000 --> 01:04:22.140]  It will do visual recognition and tell me.
[01:04:22.260 --> 01:04:23.380]  It's an amazing thing.
[01:04:23.540 --> 01:04:24.240]  Google Goggles.
[01:04:24.380 --> 01:04:28.480]  But it also tells Google a little bit more about me.
[01:04:28.480 --> 01:04:32.180]  A little bit more of my soul is sent to the Google Cloud.
[01:04:32.940 --> 01:04:37.060]  And it's just... and by the way, I can't even hide who I am when I'm asking it.
[01:04:37.200 --> 01:04:39.400]  Because it's my cell phone.
[01:04:40.020 --> 01:04:41.320]  My cell phone.
[01:04:41.320 --> 01:04:49.040]  And the important thing to remember about a cell phone is you don't have a shared cell phone like you have a shared computer.
[01:04:49.300 --> 01:04:52.180]  You don't have Tor on your cell phone.
[01:04:52.360 --> 01:04:57.280]  You don't have a library where you can go and borrow the cell phone.
[01:04:57.840 --> 01:05:01.660]  Not if you want a really good smartphone at a really good price.
[01:05:01.840 --> 01:05:02.640]  You don't.
[01:05:02.840 --> 01:05:05.540]  So every time you use that damn cell phone, they know it's you.
[01:05:07.840 --> 01:05:08.400]  Okay.
[01:05:08.920 --> 01:05:10.840]  Whatever you said, A, I didn't hear it.
[01:05:11.160 --> 01:05:13.040]  And B, shut up till the Q&A session.
[01:05:15.240 --> 01:05:16.360]  Google Goggles.
[01:05:16.720 --> 01:05:17.840]  Google Goggles.
[01:05:18.060 --> 01:05:19.360]  Everything that you're looking at.
[01:05:19.640 --> 01:05:24.400]  Now, Google tracks you through the normal methods.
[01:05:24.640 --> 01:05:28.060]  Through GPS and GPSA on your cell phone.
[01:05:28.240 --> 01:05:30.860]  It tracks you through cell tower triangulation.
[01:05:31.140 --> 01:05:33.440]  That's not enough for Google.
[01:05:33.440 --> 01:05:39.420]  A couple of weeks ago, Google patented P2P tracking of cell phones.
[01:05:40.380 --> 01:05:55.780]  If there's a problem with tracking Bob, but they know that Joe and Mary and Fred are 40 meters, 30 meters, and 20 meters from the cell phone they can't track.
[01:05:55.960 --> 01:05:59.220]  And they know where those three cell phones are.
[01:05:59.500 --> 01:06:01.160]  They know where you are.
[01:06:01.160 --> 01:06:07.140]  Google is doing... and again, the amazing thing about Google is they do the obvious shit.
[01:06:07.540 --> 01:06:09.920]  It's like, why didn't anybody else do this before?
[01:06:10.660 --> 01:06:11.720]  Skyhook was brilliant.
[01:06:12.180 --> 01:06:20.020]  Skyhook does things in relation to routers and Wi-Fi signals and things like that and cell towers and whatever.
[01:06:20.200 --> 01:06:25.900]  And it can pretty well identify where you are even in an urban area within a couple of hundred feet even without GPS.
[01:06:25.900 --> 01:06:28.400]  This is frickin' brilliant.
[01:06:29.400 --> 01:06:31.880]  Now, I'm gonna talk about this in a minute.
[01:06:32.020 --> 01:06:34.600]  I've talked about this at the last three hopes at least.
[01:06:35.120 --> 01:06:46.120]  How there are programs like Rabbi and other programs that background you by saying this guy sat at this table with this guy for three hours.
[01:06:46.120 --> 01:06:54.140]  This guy went to the movie with this girl for four hours by your cell phone and what cell phone is next to your cell phone and that sort of thing.
[01:06:54.200 --> 01:06:55.680]  It's that good now, by the way.
[01:06:56.180 --> 01:07:02.240]  It can tell you went to this demonstration, this abortion clinic, this hospital, this church, this mosque.
[01:07:02.240 --> 01:07:08.600]  But this has never been done where other cell phones are ratting out your cell phone.
[01:07:08.840 --> 01:07:16.060]  Not only are you ratting yourself out now, but every other cell phone around you is P2P reporting on where you are.
[01:07:16.220 --> 01:07:25.980]  And by the way, that cluster, if I am an organization working with the authorities, which Google so is.
[01:07:25.980 --> 01:07:28.700]  Google is this generation's Halliburton.
[01:07:28.940 --> 01:07:38.580]  Google provides so many services to the federal government and to private law enforcement that it would take me five of these seminars to tell you about it.
[01:07:38.780 --> 01:07:43.160]  I mean, you can research it yourself and you'll be horrified.
[01:07:43.360 --> 01:07:45.780]  I'm an investigator and I'm not happy with it.
[01:07:47.820 --> 01:07:55.400]  If I want to know who attended an Occupy Wall Street demonstration, the cell phones will tell me about the other cell phones.
[01:07:55.400 --> 01:08:00.280]  And I will have in one big glob a report of who is at Occupy Wall Street.
[01:08:00.480 --> 01:08:02.920]  So then I eliminate out the reporters' phones.
[01:08:03.060 --> 01:08:05.360]  I eliminate out the law enforcement phones.
[01:08:05.540 --> 01:08:09.740]  I eliminate out phones that only show up for a brief period of time.
[01:08:09.740 --> 01:08:11.460]  In other words, somebody walking down a street.
[01:08:11.640 --> 01:08:18.640]  And I have every single frickin' demonstrator without sending down a single intelligence agent.
[01:08:19.460 --> 01:08:23.480]  This is the new thing, patented, coming soon to invade your privacy.
[01:08:25.980 --> 01:08:28.480]  And how many people here read the terms of service?
[01:08:28.660 --> 01:08:30.260]  You consent to all of this.
[01:08:30.440 --> 01:08:34.080]  Every time you use a Google product, you say, go ahead, screw me.
[01:08:35.420 --> 01:08:36.380]  Speech recognition.
[01:08:36.840 --> 01:08:44.680]  When Google developed speech recognition, why did they do that?
[01:08:44.780 --> 01:08:45.740]  Because they love you?
[01:08:45.740 --> 01:08:52.140]  When Google rolled out GOOG 411, why did they do that?
[01:08:52.340 --> 01:08:57.920]  Because they were upset that you had to pay $1.95 to Verizon to call 411 on your phone?
[01:08:58.160 --> 01:08:58.700]  No!
[01:08:58.700 --> 01:09:01.040]  They wanted you to go, no!
[01:09:01.400 --> 01:09:04.620]  I said, Akavoli's Pizza!
[01:09:05.020 --> 01:09:20.400]  They wanted millions and millions of morons to be constantly giving them feedback on pronunciation and accents and everything else so they could get speech recognition down to a level where they could turn around and sell it.
[01:09:21.560 --> 01:09:25.140]  If I have a telephone conversation, here's the big problem.
[01:09:25.360 --> 01:09:26.740]  I am...
[01:09:26.740 --> 01:09:28.660]  Well, I am an investigator.
[01:09:28.980 --> 01:09:33.780]  But I am a muckety-muck at the NSA.
[01:09:33.780 --> 01:09:38.700]  And I say, gee, President Bush.
[01:09:38.940 --> 01:09:40.660]  I refuse to say President Obama.
[01:09:41.140 --> 01:09:42.360]  Gee, President Bush.
[01:09:42.760 --> 01:09:47.820]  I've got 50 million Al-Qaeda recordings.
[01:09:48.340 --> 01:09:51.200]  There's no way I can listen to them all.
[01:09:52.720 --> 01:09:54.720]  There's tons of good intel.
[01:09:55.060 --> 01:09:56.400]  What do I do about this?
[01:09:57.080 --> 01:09:57.740]  Da-da-da!
[01:09:58.260 --> 01:09:59.440]  Speech recognition.
[01:09:59.760 --> 01:10:01.300]  I take the speech recognition.
[01:10:01.300 --> 01:10:04.120]  I boil down to text.
[01:10:04.360 --> 01:10:07.980]  And then I just do a simple text search that a trained monkey can do.
[01:10:08.200 --> 01:10:09.960]  Search for BOMB!
[01:10:11.680 --> 01:10:13.100]  That's the purpose of it.
[01:10:13.260 --> 01:10:16.180]  It's something that's monetized with your help.
[01:10:16.420 --> 01:10:22.220]  You know the 10 million monkeys they type on a typewriter and sooner or later Shakespeare pops out?
[01:10:22.220 --> 01:10:24.040]  Well, 10 million monkeys.
[01:10:24.340 --> 01:10:24.840]  Us.
[01:10:25.180 --> 01:10:27.420]  Talking into GOOG 411.
[01:10:27.860 --> 01:10:28.700]  And boom!
[01:10:28.960 --> 01:10:34.420]  Coming out the end is the best speech recognition program that has ever existed on the planet.
[01:10:35.080 --> 01:10:36.180]  Just so you know.
[01:10:37.320 --> 01:10:38.440]  App Inventor.
[01:10:38.800 --> 01:10:40.560]  Google is brilliant.
[01:10:40.820 --> 01:10:42.380]  You can't take that away from them.
[01:10:42.720 --> 01:10:48.040]  They give you free app development tools that are so simple to use.
[01:10:48.040 --> 01:10:54.300]  I mean, it's like HyperCard, for those of you as old as me, HyperCard on steroids.
[01:10:55.000 --> 01:10:57.420]  And you can make a program.
[01:10:57.760 --> 01:11:11.120]  Here's a guy who would come home and he couldn't fall asleep because he had to text his wife the station before his so she could get in the car and come and pick him up.
[01:11:11.120 --> 01:11:20.200]  So he wrote a program that said, Android phone, use my location from the GPS.
[01:11:20.740 --> 01:11:27.860]  When I hit that station, send an SMS to my wife saying, arriving in 15 minutes, and ring my phone.
[01:11:28.260 --> 01:11:32.300]  He gets on the train, falls asleep, hard day at work.
[01:11:32.600 --> 01:11:37.500]  His phone reports his whereabout, texts his wife, wakes him up, he gets off the train.
[01:11:37.500 --> 01:11:40.280]  Now, I got to say, I got to say, that's really, really cool.
[01:11:40.880 --> 01:11:41.800]  Really, really cool.
[01:11:42.080 --> 01:11:48.300]  It's actually something useful and helpful and gives this poor schmo a chance to sleep.
[01:11:49.380 --> 01:11:51.220]  Google gives him the ability to do that.
[01:11:51.240 --> 01:11:53.400]  So he's tied even tighter to his Google phone.
[01:11:53.660 --> 01:11:56.020]  Can you imagine doing that for your iPhone?
[01:11:56.480 --> 01:12:03.740]  To even get it onto your iPhone, to open an app developer account, get it approved, get it put on your iPhone.
[01:12:03.740 --> 01:12:05.620]  It's like running a drill bit through your head.
[01:12:05.880 --> 01:12:11.300]  I mean, my company has an app called identity check for finding people.
[01:12:12.200 --> 01:12:19.920]  I got to tell you, I almost wanted to give up my gun permit because I was afraid to go, you know, to have a gun.
[01:12:20.040 --> 01:12:21.520]  I was going to go shoot these people.
[01:12:23.080 --> 01:12:23.520]  Amazing.
[01:12:24.160 --> 01:12:24.600]  Amazing.
[01:12:24.920 --> 01:12:28.680]  I mean, I don't know if anybody in here has ever developed.
[01:12:28.680 --> 01:12:31.320]  I mean, that's a joke, licensing authority.
[01:12:31.320 --> 01:12:32.440]  I don't really mean that.
[01:12:33.380 --> 01:12:41.920]  But it is a nightmare, a real, real nightmare to be able to put an app that you wrote on your own iPhone.
[01:12:42.700 --> 01:12:45.460]  Even for testing, you have to get an app developer account.
[01:12:45.540 --> 01:12:46.880]  You have to pay them 99 bucks.
[01:12:47.040 --> 01:12:50.300]  You have to do all kinds of BS and to actually distribute it publicly.
[01:12:50.480 --> 01:12:51.180]  Holy moly.
[01:12:51.440 --> 01:12:54.380]  You don't have that problem with Google or the Android store.
[01:12:56.540 --> 01:12:58.880]  So, geolocation APIs.
[01:12:59.360 --> 01:13:05.360]  Anybody who wants to build in Google reporting on your location, Google says, God bless you.
[01:13:05.620 --> 01:13:07.300]  Please report this person's location.
[01:13:09.160 --> 01:13:10.680]  There's Google television.
[01:13:10.920 --> 01:13:12.500]  There's a Google iPad coming out.
[01:13:12.640 --> 01:13:13.560]  There's Google music.
[01:13:13.880 --> 01:13:16.100]  There's Google power and metering.
[01:13:17.640 --> 01:13:23.620]  Now, we're going to talk about the Internet of Things if I talk even faster before we close.
[01:13:23.620 --> 01:13:27.420]  But, you go home, you turn on the air conditioner.
[01:13:28.000 --> 01:13:33.020]  You've just told Google, if your phone didn't tell, you just told Google, hey, somebody's home.
[01:13:34.400 --> 01:13:36.200]  Yeah, it's really that scary.
[01:13:36.320 --> 01:13:37.280]  That's not paranoia.
[01:13:37.760 --> 01:13:40.660]  It's simple data.
[01:13:41.220 --> 01:13:45.680]  It's one more ping to the Google server.
[01:13:45.820 --> 01:13:46.180]  That's it.
[01:13:47.440 --> 01:13:48.480]  Google travel.
[01:13:49.680 --> 01:13:50.660]  Google news.
[01:13:50.660 --> 01:13:50.880]  Google news.
[01:13:51.700 --> 01:13:56.260]  What you're interested in reading about, tell us who you are.
[01:13:56.560 --> 01:13:58.860]  I read about law enforcement topics.
[01:13:59.120 --> 01:14:00.640]  I read about geek stuff.
[01:14:00.900 --> 01:14:06.180]  I read about New York City because I'm a fifth generation New Yorker.
[01:14:06.340 --> 01:14:08.800]  I read about Israel because I care about Israel.
[01:14:09.140 --> 01:14:10.680]  You can look at what I read.
[01:14:11.260 --> 01:14:12.920]  Figure me out pretty quick.
[01:14:13.480 --> 01:14:14.440]  In two seconds.
[01:14:14.560 --> 01:14:15.820]  And we're going to talk about that, by the way.
[01:14:16.180 --> 01:14:16.900]  Google News.
[01:14:17.720 --> 01:14:18.720]  URL shortener.
[01:14:18.880 --> 01:14:27.120]  If you want to share a web page with somebody because you're really thinking it's important, Google knows that you're really thinking it's important.
[01:14:27.500 --> 01:14:28.120]  Now, Bitly.
[01:14:28.420 --> 01:14:32.300]  I mean, do you really want to rely on Libya for your URL shortener?
[01:14:33.260 --> 01:14:35.020]  Libya is having some problems, by the way.
[01:14:35.840 --> 01:14:36.960]  Google shopper.
[01:14:40.980 --> 01:14:46.440]  I mean, I don't even want to go into this.
[01:14:46.580 --> 01:14:52.620]  But I do want to tell you Google Plus allows me to background you in ways you can't imagine.
[01:14:52.620 --> 01:15:00.110]  I gave a talk at Alzheimer's.
[01:15:00.170 --> 01:15:01.030]  I can't think of the name.
[01:15:01.490 --> 01:15:03.450]  Six months ago, I gave a talk at a big...
[01:15:03.450 --> 01:15:05.890]  I'll probably remember it right at the end of this talk.
[01:15:06.050 --> 01:15:08.290]  I gave a talk at a big Texas college in Seguin.
[01:15:08.510 --> 01:15:11.270]  So I pulled up all the people with cancer in Seguin.
[01:15:11.910 --> 01:15:12.830]  Just that simple.
[01:15:13.190 --> 01:15:16.350]  Plus.google.com, Cancer, Places Live, Seguin.
[01:15:16.870 --> 01:15:18.310]  Everybody with cancer in Seguin.
[01:15:18.990 --> 01:15:24.290]  If I am an HMO and I want to know who has cancer and not telling me, I get everybody in Seguin.
[01:15:24.290 --> 01:15:25.650]  Now, here's the problem.
[01:15:25.910 --> 01:15:27.730]  Why did I black that guy out?
[01:15:27.930 --> 01:15:29.090]  That's a closed profile.
[01:15:29.570 --> 01:15:32.130]  This guy is upfront about it.
[01:15:32.290 --> 01:15:33.110]  Cancer survivor.
[01:15:33.410 --> 01:15:35.810]  This guy has a closed web page.
[01:15:35.910 --> 01:15:37.490]  He doesn't want anybody to know he has cancer.
[01:15:37.650 --> 01:15:39.310]  But I did a Google Plus search.
[01:15:39.530 --> 01:15:41.510]  I know that poor schmuck has cancer.
[01:15:42.130 --> 01:15:43.410]  It's not my business.
[01:15:43.950 --> 01:15:45.050]  Google thinks it is.
[01:15:45.250 --> 01:15:46.890]  Google thinks it's their business too.
[01:15:47.130 --> 01:15:49.950]  And apparently, so does he because he puts it on his Google page.
[01:15:50.350 --> 01:15:51.110]  Google Wallet.
[01:15:51.190 --> 01:15:51.910]  Next big thing.
[01:15:51.910 --> 01:15:53.970]  Again, NFC, near field communication.
[01:15:54.290 --> 01:15:56.510]  And also transmitting from the cell phone.
[01:15:56.730 --> 01:15:59.530]  Your financial transactions through Google.
[01:16:01.230 --> 01:16:02.250]  Everything you buy.
[01:16:02.890 --> 01:16:03.630]  Parking meters.
[01:16:03.910 --> 01:16:06.430]  This is being used in Europe already for parking meters.
[01:16:06.710 --> 01:16:10.690]  You want a little parking slip to put on your dashboard?
[01:16:11.010 --> 01:16:12.470]  You pay for it with your cell phone.
[01:16:12.630 --> 01:16:14.470]  You want to buy a Coke from a vending machine?
[01:16:14.630 --> 01:16:15.970]  You pay through your cell phone.
[01:16:15.970 --> 01:16:20.750]  That's coming to the U.S. and it's going to tell just unbelievable amounts of information about you.
[01:16:21.570 --> 01:16:22.950]  Google Project Glass.
[01:16:24.170 --> 01:16:26.070]  I spoke about this in 2004.
[01:16:26.370 --> 01:16:31.950]  I said, the day is going to come where you're going to have glasses, facial recognition built in.
[01:16:32.130 --> 01:16:33.210]  You're going to be at a party.
[01:16:33.630 --> 01:16:36.710]  Somebody's going to come up to you and say, Hey Steve, how are you?
[01:16:36.710 --> 01:16:40.370]  Your head is going to say, Oh God, who is this?
[01:16:40.650 --> 01:16:43.010]  And your glasses are going to say, That's Dolores.
[01:16:43.110 --> 01:16:44.030]  Her husband is Bob.
[01:16:44.230 --> 01:16:45.990]  You met her on 12, 11, 10.
[01:16:46.390 --> 01:16:49.590]  You know, a little heads up display scrolling past.
[01:16:49.710 --> 01:16:51.490]  And you go, Dolores, how's Bob?
[01:16:53.950 --> 01:16:54.630]  It's here.
[01:16:55.590 --> 01:16:56.390]  Skynet, baby.
[01:16:56.790 --> 01:16:57.270]  Skynet.
[01:16:57.790 --> 01:17:01.590]  Everything you do, you walk around broadcasting your life.
[01:17:01.590 --> 01:17:19.770]  And because Google can decipher voices and index them, can decipher video and index them, already know from who you friended and who's on your Google Plus page and all the other things they suck in, who each person is, they will be able to say, Dolores went to the movies with Bob,
[01:17:20.110 --> 01:17:29.810]  saw this movie, they ate popcorn, they went out for pizza afterwards, and then all of a sudden when they got back to her place, the glasses were thrown in a drawer and whatever.
[01:17:30.590 --> 01:17:31.410]  Or not.
[01:17:31.510 --> 01:17:32.170]  Or not.
[01:17:32.470 --> 01:17:32.650]  Yeah.
[01:17:37.830 --> 01:17:39.190]  See, you're my kind of guy.
[01:17:40.190 --> 01:17:41.170]  And shut up.
[01:17:44.090 --> 01:17:45.830]  Facial recognition in videos.
[01:17:46.190 --> 01:17:48.030]  They filed a patent for that too.
[01:17:48.390 --> 01:17:53.030]  By the way, if you want to know what's coming next, look at patent filings.
[01:17:53.210 --> 01:18:01.390]  Go to USPTO.gov, put in Google, put in Apple, put in Facebook, whatever.
[01:18:01.390 --> 01:18:07.770]  And you will see what is coming next to supposedly help you, but in fact screw you.
[01:18:10.250 --> 01:18:11.790]  Google encrypted search.
[01:18:11.950 --> 01:18:13.230]  Because they love you?
[01:18:13.410 --> 01:18:15.290]  Because they want to keep things secret?
[01:18:15.290 --> 01:18:16.130]  Eh.
[01:18:16.950 --> 01:18:22.430]  Because they're aware of things like form that suck down your activities on a server level.
[01:18:22.590 --> 01:18:31.090]  Because they're aware that three weeks ago Cisco decided that they're going to watch everything that goes through, you know, a whole series of Cisco routers.
[01:18:31.090 --> 01:18:32.190]  I don't know if you heard about that.
[01:18:32.470 --> 01:18:33.390]  Actually, they stopped that.
[01:18:33.510 --> 01:18:34.430]  There was such a big uproar.
[01:18:35.370 --> 01:18:40.730]  Google is doing this not because they love you, but because they want to be the only guys that have your search information.
[01:18:41.290 --> 01:18:42.430]  It's really that simple.
[01:18:42.430 --> 01:18:43.330]  Google.
[01:18:43.330 --> 01:18:46.650]  By the way, Google even has its own satellite.
[01:18:47.330 --> 01:18:49.150]  This is not Photoshop.
[01:18:49.950 --> 01:18:50.750]  Skynet.
[01:18:52.350 --> 01:18:59.710]  Now, if they don't know you, they do within the first nanosecond that you use Google.
[01:19:00.270 --> 01:19:00.790]  Google.
[01:19:00.790 --> 01:19:05.070]  Everybody does their own little ego surfing.
[01:19:05.850 --> 01:19:06.850]  Show of hands.
[01:19:07.770 --> 01:19:11.510]  And I know these are ridiculous questions, but I want to make a point.
[01:19:12.010 --> 01:19:12.650]  Show of hands.
[01:19:12.930 --> 01:19:14.290]  Who has Googled themself?
[01:19:15.510 --> 01:19:16.610]  The whole room.
[01:19:17.490 --> 01:19:17.790]  Okay.
[01:19:18.730 --> 01:19:19.670]  Show of hands.
[01:19:19.890 --> 01:19:21.010]  Who has Googled their own address?
[01:19:23.450 --> 01:19:25.710]  Eh, I can't really tell, but a bunch of people.
[01:19:26.150 --> 01:19:27.910]  Who's Googled their own phone number?
[01:19:29.410 --> 01:19:31.010]  Actually, more than address.
[01:19:31.910 --> 01:19:32.030]  Okay.
[01:19:32.350 --> 01:19:33.530]  Tell the truth.
[01:19:34.470 --> 01:19:36.630]  Who has Googled their social security number?
[01:19:38.010 --> 01:19:39.630]  You big fat liars.
[01:19:40.810 --> 01:19:42.830]  You people are such liars.
[01:19:43.550 --> 01:19:44.930]  People Google everything.
[01:19:45.130 --> 01:19:45.610]  They get bored.
[01:19:45.750 --> 01:19:46.850]  They Google ex-girlfriends.
[01:19:47.250 --> 01:19:47.910]  They Google...
[01:19:47.910 --> 01:19:48.030]  Huh?
[01:19:49.750 --> 01:19:51.990]  Yes, these people, because they're curious.
[01:19:52.890 --> 01:19:53.650]  I go...
[01:19:53.650 --> 01:19:54.650]  Well, okay.
[01:19:54.910 --> 01:19:55.250]  Fine.
[01:19:55.810 --> 01:19:57.830]  Then you're the only smart people on the planet.
[01:19:57.910 --> 01:19:59.770]  Which, by the way, I'm willing to believe.
[01:20:03.400 --> 01:20:04.280]  Not really.
[01:20:06.840 --> 01:20:07.320]  Listen.
[01:20:07.920 --> 01:20:09.420]  Everybody Googles themself.
[01:20:09.560 --> 01:20:11.880]  Their address, their phone, their social security number.
[01:20:13.880 --> 01:20:31.140]  When I first did this talk on Google in like 2002, 10 years ago, I said, someday I'm going to see somebody's computer, do a forensic analysis, and find out that this guy who's suspected of killing his wife for the insurance money, that in his search history is going to be poisons,
[01:20:31.260 --> 01:20:34.540]  divorce lawyers, Aruba, offshore banking, and life insurance.
[01:20:35.340 --> 01:20:37.720]  And everybody went, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
[01:20:37.720 --> 01:20:40.260]  Got a little polite laugh, and yeah, sure.
[01:20:41.460 --> 01:20:44.020]  Well, first case, Justin Barber.
[01:20:44.280 --> 01:20:45.880]  Justin Barber dials 911.
[01:20:45.880 --> 01:20:46.760]  He's in Florida.
[01:20:46.920 --> 01:20:47.880]  He goes, help, help.
[01:20:48.040 --> 01:20:50.220]  Two black guys burst into my house with guns.
[01:20:50.400 --> 01:20:51.520]  They've killed my wife.
[01:20:51.520 --> 01:20:52.180]  She's bleeding.
[01:20:52.360 --> 01:20:52.960]  They shot me.
[01:20:53.120 --> 01:20:53.840]  The cops come.
[01:20:53.940 --> 01:20:55.000]  They really think he's a victim.
[01:20:56.180 --> 01:21:02.560]  A really, really smart local detective brings credit to my profession.
[01:21:02.760 --> 01:21:03.360]  God bless him.
[01:21:04.600 --> 01:21:07.800]  Goes and seizes the computer because something doesn't feel right to him.
[01:21:07.920 --> 01:21:14.560]  And he finds on the computer six months prior that they Googled trauma cases, gunshot, right chest.
[01:21:15.440 --> 01:21:19.780]  He wanted to know where he could shoot himself to fake a shooting and survive.
[01:21:21.160 --> 01:21:23.020]  He's now on death row in Florida.
[01:21:23.540 --> 01:21:24.740]  One for the good guys.
[01:21:25.780 --> 01:21:28.100]  Here is a more recent case.
[01:21:28.480 --> 01:21:30.440]  And this is a damn sad case.
[01:21:31.420 --> 01:21:32.400]  Julianna Mensch.
[01:21:33.220 --> 01:21:39.520]  The people that killed her, these two wonderful people, Googled crap.
[01:21:40.420 --> 01:21:43.080]  Chemicals to pass out a person, making people faint.
[01:21:43.500 --> 01:21:45.360]  Way to kill people in their sleep.
[01:21:46.240 --> 01:21:47.580]  Interesting Google term.
[01:21:47.580 --> 01:21:51.260]  How to suffocate someone and how to poison someone the morning before.
[01:21:52.080 --> 01:21:59.620]  They are, or I don't know what their current status is, but I mean, they're not doing well.
[01:22:00.060 --> 01:22:00.460]  Thank God.
[01:22:04.710 --> 01:22:11.590]  If you really want to judge a company, do it the same way you judge a person.
[01:22:11.830 --> 01:22:13.310]  By their actions.
[01:22:14.070 --> 01:22:16.310]  Now, there's some EFF guys in here.
[01:22:16.430 --> 01:22:20.870]  I'm sure they can do this better than I can because they were involved in a lot of this.
[01:22:21.050 --> 01:22:29.930]  But let's talk about some of the obnoxious things that Google have done in which they've very assertively said, Screw you.
[01:22:30.330 --> 01:22:30.770]  Screw you.
[01:22:30.770 --> 01:22:31.610]  We don't care what you want.
[01:22:32.270 --> 01:22:32.830]  Street View.
[01:22:32.970 --> 01:22:33.470]  Book scans.
[01:22:33.650 --> 01:22:33.890]  YouTube.
[01:22:34.330 --> 01:22:35.550]  Misuse of trademarks.
[01:22:35.750 --> 01:22:37.030]  Busting Safari protections.
[01:22:37.410 --> 01:22:38.850]  Promoting their own products.
[01:22:39.070 --> 01:22:54.130]  If I own Pepsi, and I want to take the ad word Coke, Coca-Cola, I can do that and have everybody right at the top of the Google search, when they search for Coca-Cola, be sent to the Pepsi-Cola site.
[01:22:54.130 --> 01:22:55.450]  It's obnoxious.
[01:22:55.750 --> 01:22:57.610]  And it's nasty and it's wrong.
[01:22:58.230 --> 01:23:00.330]  They drive up and down the streets.
[01:23:00.650 --> 01:23:04.430]  I mean, there are websites devoted to horrible stuff they've caught.
[01:23:04.790 --> 01:23:08.770]  People urinating on their lawn and passed out and fighting and whatever.
[01:23:09.490 --> 01:23:10.510]  Everybody's house.
[01:23:10.870 --> 01:23:11.910]  Everybody's face.
[01:23:12.770 --> 01:23:13.790]  I'm sorry.
[01:23:13.950 --> 01:23:14.410]  It's wrong.
[01:23:14.590 --> 01:23:15.650]  Even private streets.
[01:23:16.050 --> 01:23:17.090]  Every book.
[01:23:17.310 --> 01:23:18.250]  Copyright or not.
[01:23:19.630 --> 01:23:21.350]  Now, there's a funny story.
[01:23:23.190 --> 01:23:24.710]  EFF lawyer, Kevin Bankston.
[01:23:24.970 --> 01:23:25.970]  A lot of you have heard of him.
[01:23:26.150 --> 01:23:27.390]  He may even be at this conference.
[01:23:27.510 --> 01:23:27.850]  I don't know.
[01:23:28.470 --> 01:23:29.970]  He hears about Street View.
[01:23:30.070 --> 01:23:30.890]  So he goes to Street View.
[01:23:30.990 --> 01:23:33.190]  He pulls up his address.
[01:23:33.770 --> 01:23:35.570]  And there he is walking in front of his house.
[01:23:36.390 --> 01:23:37.450]  He says, holy crap.
[01:23:37.710 --> 01:23:41.810]  He contacts Google and he says, no, you can't use my photo.
[01:23:41.870 --> 01:23:43.450]  And they said, yeah, we can.
[01:23:43.690 --> 01:23:44.450]  It's the street.
[01:23:45.150 --> 01:23:46.670]  No expectation of privacy.
[01:23:46.890 --> 01:23:47.850]  By the way, they're right.
[01:23:47.850 --> 01:23:49.230]  No expectation of privacy.
[01:23:49.370 --> 01:23:52.430]  I take advantage of that all the time, taking pictures of people in public.
[01:23:53.910 --> 01:23:55.410]  Here's the problem for Google.
[01:23:55.650 --> 01:23:57.390]  He's a lawyer with EFF.
[01:23:57.750 --> 01:23:59.870]  He says, no problem.
[01:24:00.190 --> 01:24:07.130]  Be prepared to spend about $20 million in legal fees over the next two years if you don't do something about this.
[01:24:08.650 --> 01:24:10.510]  So Google said, you know what?
[01:24:10.630 --> 01:24:12.530]  We will blur everybody's face.
[01:24:13.010 --> 01:24:15.590]  But only where we figure you're going to be in Manhattan.
[01:24:16.430 --> 01:24:17.450]  Which they did.
[01:24:17.610 --> 01:24:19.350]  And now people's faces are blurred in Manhattan.
[01:24:19.530 --> 01:24:21.870]  And they still screw everybody everywhere else.
[01:24:23.330 --> 01:24:24.710]  Including possibly here.
[01:24:25.270 --> 01:24:28.150]  No, this is in the safe zone.
[01:24:30.050 --> 01:24:32.250]  Google finds no privacy on private roads.
[01:24:32.510 --> 01:24:33.790]  Do not trespass.
[01:24:34.010 --> 01:24:36.010]  Google says, nah, they're talking about other people.
[01:24:36.010 --> 01:24:38.090]  They go into...
[01:24:38.090 --> 01:24:40.110]  This is a Google guy.
[01:24:40.570 --> 01:24:45.550]  Walks into like salami baloney's convenience store.
[01:24:45.930 --> 01:24:47.430]  Sets up a...
[01:24:47.730 --> 01:24:49.570]  That was not a derogatory comment.
[01:24:49.790 --> 01:24:51.690]  I just couldn't think of the guy's name.
[01:24:52.870 --> 01:24:55.750]  Sets up a camera and starts taking pictures.
[01:24:56.590 --> 01:25:01.850]  So now, in about a year, Google is going to have millions and millions of interiors.
[01:25:02.510 --> 01:25:02.990]  Why?
[01:25:03.150 --> 01:25:04.170]  I couldn't tell you.
[01:25:04.370 --> 01:25:05.350]  I couldn't tell you.
[01:25:05.430 --> 01:25:07.130]  But Google wants everything.
[01:25:07.390 --> 01:25:08.230]  Because there's Skynet.
[01:25:09.470 --> 01:25:13.250]  Google's mission is to get everything about everything in their servers.
[01:25:14.590 --> 01:25:17.130]  Google is scanning every single book.
[01:25:17.530 --> 01:25:18.710]  Copyright, no copyright.
[01:25:18.870 --> 01:25:19.390]  They don't care.
[01:25:19.770 --> 01:25:20.890]  They don't care.
[01:25:21.890 --> 01:25:23.270]  I'm finishing up a book now.
[01:25:24.910 --> 01:25:28.010]  I've been sweating over this book and I had to stop it for a while.
[01:25:28.210 --> 01:25:30.530]  But I've been sweating over this book for six and a half years.
[01:25:31.210 --> 01:25:32.070]  Not a big book.
[01:25:32.170 --> 01:25:33.370]  It's going to be about 400 pages.
[01:25:33.610 --> 01:25:35.390]  It's called Stealing Your Own Identity.
[01:25:35.390 --> 01:25:40.970]  It's going to be on this topic, but in much greater, obnoxious tinfoil hat detail.
[01:25:42.570 --> 01:25:43.670]  Including a backstory.
[01:25:43.870 --> 01:25:46.170]  A really great backstory involving this guy, Rick Dakin.
[01:25:46.450 --> 01:25:51.470]  And actually a lot about HOPE, the 2008 conference and 2006.
[01:25:53.890 --> 01:25:55.810]  After I bleed...
[01:25:56.710 --> 01:25:57.190]  What?
[01:25:57.810 --> 01:25:59.630]  Why are you pointing over there?
[01:26:01.710 --> 01:26:02.190]  Not...
[01:26:02.190 --> 01:26:03.070]  Well, not yet.
[01:26:03.270 --> 01:26:03.690]  Not yet.
[01:26:04.130 --> 01:26:04.830]  Not yet.
[01:26:04.830 --> 01:26:07.050]  That's actually a really interesting sign.
[01:26:08.070 --> 01:26:13.690]  I want to tell you that we're going to be trying some new technical things today.
[01:26:16.990 --> 01:26:20.630]  Which may involve things flying around the room.
[01:26:22.730 --> 01:26:25.310]  We were going to have attack drones.
[01:26:26.650 --> 01:26:30.430]  And they're not like machine guns or predators.
[01:26:30.430 --> 01:26:33.510]  They shoot these Nerf missiles.
[01:26:34.090 --> 01:26:36.010]  But they're so fricking cool.
[01:26:36.210 --> 01:26:36.730]  They...
[01:26:37.030 --> 01:26:40.450]  And I have Dival Kyrie on my computer that...
[01:26:40.450 --> 01:26:40.830]  And they were going...
[01:26:41.990 --> 01:26:44.030]  And it was going to be so obnoxious.
[01:26:45.150 --> 01:26:47.490]  The lawyer said...
[01:26:47.490 --> 01:26:48.750]  Are you out of your mind?
[01:26:48.750 --> 01:26:49.230]  And...
[01:26:51.130 --> 01:26:51.650]  So...
[01:26:51.650 --> 01:26:52.850]  No attack drone.
[01:26:53.270 --> 01:26:54.470]  But a few other things.
[01:26:55.690 --> 01:26:56.650]  You know what?
[01:26:57.070 --> 01:26:58.670]  Anybody who's going...
[01:26:58.670 --> 01:26:59.030]  Uh...
[01:26:59.030 --> 01:26:59.750]  Come backstage.
[01:26:59.750 --> 01:27:01.390]  I'll shoot you in the ass with it later.
[01:27:01.610 --> 01:27:03.350]  And you'll feel fine.
[01:27:04.530 --> 01:27:05.050]  But...
[01:27:05.050 --> 01:27:08.530]  But I need you to like sign a release and talk to my lawyer on the phone.
[01:27:08.990 --> 01:27:09.510]  And...
[01:27:10.350 --> 01:27:11.570]  We're going to have surveillance.
[01:27:11.570 --> 01:27:12.250]  But...
[01:27:13.270 --> 01:27:13.830]  No...
[01:27:13.830 --> 01:27:16.150]  Attendees will be hurt in the use of these drones.
[01:27:16.470 --> 01:27:17.030]  Or...
[01:27:17.030 --> 01:27:17.390]  Whatever.
[01:27:17.990 --> 01:27:18.570]  Not even...
[01:27:19.190 --> 01:27:19.970]  Groucho here.
[01:27:21.050 --> 01:27:21.610]  Um...
[01:27:21.610 --> 01:27:23.230]  I wish you guys could see this guy.
[01:27:24.570 --> 01:27:25.130]  Okay.
[01:27:25.250 --> 01:27:26.890]  The drone will broadcast you.
[01:27:27.850 --> 01:27:28.410]  Um...
[01:27:28.410 --> 01:27:29.270]  So anyway...
[01:27:29.270 --> 01:27:31.310]  They just suck in every book.
[01:27:31.510 --> 01:27:33.610]  Regardless of how much the guy bled.
[01:27:33.670 --> 01:27:35.030]  And whether or not it's copyrighted.
[01:27:36.550 --> 01:27:36.990]  Um...
[01:27:36.990 --> 01:27:38.530]  They suck in every news story.
[01:27:38.750 --> 01:27:40.690]  And they regurgitate it on their own news feed.
[01:27:40.970 --> 01:27:41.610]  With ads.
[01:27:41.990 --> 01:27:43.730]  Here you have people going out of business.
[01:27:43.910 --> 01:27:45.930]  They can't afford to pay their reporters.
[01:27:46.110 --> 01:27:47.370]  And they're desperate for subscriptions.
[01:27:47.710 --> 01:27:48.530]  Google says...
[01:27:48.530 --> 01:27:48.630]  Yeah.
[01:27:48.890 --> 01:27:50.030]  We don't care.
[01:27:50.270 --> 01:27:51.170]  New Orleans.
[01:27:51.390 --> 01:27:52.190]  Times Picayune.
[01:27:52.450 --> 01:27:52.810]  Or...
[01:27:52.810 --> 01:27:53.630]  We don't care.
[01:27:53.870 --> 01:27:54.350]  Daily News.
[01:27:54.470 --> 01:27:54.770]  Or whatever.
[01:27:55.490 --> 01:27:57.370]  We're just going to suck your story in.
[01:27:58.350 --> 01:27:59.410]  Google Street View.
[01:28:02.460 --> 01:28:02.900]  Listen.
[01:28:03.060 --> 01:28:04.620]  I don't know if you guys have been following this.
[01:28:04.620 --> 01:28:06.560]  But Google Street View didn't just have a camera.
[01:28:07.120 --> 01:28:08.720]  It had all kinds of sensors.
[01:28:08.960 --> 01:28:11.400]  And it was sucking in Wi-Fi transactions.
[01:28:11.680 --> 01:28:12.560]  And passwords.
[01:28:12.920 --> 01:28:13.400]  And data.
[01:28:13.580 --> 01:28:13.960]  And everything.
[01:28:14.200 --> 01:28:15.200]  And they admitted it.
[01:28:15.380 --> 01:28:18.220]  They admitted it thanks to our...
[01:28:18.220 --> 01:28:21.600]  The only people on the planet as obnoxious and as dogged as me.
[01:28:21.680 --> 01:28:22.200]  The EFF.
[01:28:22.700 --> 01:28:28.860]  Went and squeezed their little corporate private parts.
[01:28:29.560 --> 01:28:31.140]  And got them to admit it.
[01:28:31.460 --> 01:28:34.300]  Eventually it was forced to reveal that the information it collected.
[01:28:34.620 --> 01:28:37.820]  Could include the full text of emails, sites, visited, and other data.
[01:28:38.660 --> 01:28:39.840]  And Google said.
[01:28:40.380 --> 01:28:41.260]  Totally legal.
[01:28:42.040 --> 01:28:42.560]  Wrong.
[01:28:42.760 --> 01:28:44.160]  It's a violation of the YATAP Act.
[01:28:44.340 --> 01:28:45.620]  It's actually a federal felony.
[01:28:45.780 --> 01:28:46.740]  I can tell you that.
[01:28:46.840 --> 01:28:47.460]  Not as a lawyer.
[01:28:47.600 --> 01:28:48.320]  But as an investigator.
[01:28:49.880 --> 01:28:51.400]  And this is pretty much what.
[01:28:52.160 --> 01:28:52.680]  Again.
[01:28:52.960 --> 01:28:54.740]  Not Photoshopped.
[01:28:55.260 --> 01:29:01.100]  This is Google's attitude towards anybody that has the temerity to challenge them.
[01:29:03.580 --> 01:29:04.140]  Google.
[01:29:04.580 --> 01:29:04.860]  Google.
[01:29:05.060 --> 01:29:05.840]  I mean.
[01:29:06.020 --> 01:29:09.620]  It's one thing if some little nerd in the back of this room.
[01:29:09.800 --> 01:29:11.520]  Finds a zero day exploit.
[01:29:12.020 --> 01:29:14.560]  And does his Beavis laugh.
[01:29:14.760 --> 01:29:14.840]  You know.
[01:29:16.840 --> 01:29:19.760]  And takes advantage of that zero day exploit.
[01:29:19.980 --> 01:29:22.540]  And sells it to the people being exploited.
[01:29:22.780 --> 01:29:24.440]  And goes to Harvard.
[01:29:24.440 --> 01:29:26.840]  Because he now can afford the tuition.
[01:29:27.160 --> 01:29:31.180]  It's another thing if Google finds a zero day exploit on Safari.
[01:29:31.460 --> 01:29:34.840]  And uses it to suck down your history from Safari.
[01:29:35.520 --> 01:29:37.180]  Google does this.
[01:29:37.560 --> 01:29:39.880]  They're not nice people.
[01:29:40.180 --> 01:29:41.180]  We're hackers.
[01:29:41.740 --> 01:29:43.140]  They're crackers.
[01:29:43.640 --> 01:29:45.060]  They're cyber criminals.
[01:29:45.440 --> 01:29:46.240]  It's a fact.
[01:29:48.380 --> 01:29:51.600]  I just want to tell you about this because it makes me laugh.
[01:29:54.780 --> 01:29:55.680]  Very, very...
[01:29:55.680 --> 01:29:57.320]  I'm having Alzheimer's here again.
[01:29:57.600 --> 01:29:58.340]  Eleanor Mills.
[01:29:59.480 --> 01:30:01.140]  Eleanor Mills from CNET.
[01:30:01.940 --> 01:30:04.040]  Goes to Google.
[01:30:04.400 --> 01:30:06.460]  And says, I want to...
[01:30:06.460 --> 01:30:07.740]  Hey, be quiet back there.
[01:30:08.780 --> 01:30:09.820]  Eleanor Mills.
[01:30:11.060 --> 01:30:14.600]  When you run a team of investigators, you have the ability to do that.
[01:30:16.500 --> 01:30:20.580]  Eleanor Mills goes to Google and says, I'd like to interview you about privacy.
[01:30:21.340 --> 01:30:26.700]  And Eric Schmidt, who's a mean, mean man, says, nah, there's no privacy problems.
[01:30:26.740 --> 01:30:27.540]  It's all overblown.
[01:30:27.680 --> 01:30:28.940]  So she pulls out...
[01:30:28.940 --> 01:30:32.180]  And this is way, way back when, when it wasn't as bad as it is now.
[01:30:32.340 --> 01:30:36.840]  She pulls out 50 pages of stuff that she got on him from Googling him.
[01:30:37.460 --> 01:30:42.780]  And he jumps up, throws her out of the office, bans CNET from Google for a year.
[01:30:43.720 --> 01:30:45.380]  And they write this article.
[01:30:46.820 --> 01:30:49.780]  So, what's good for the goose is not good for the gander, apparently.
[01:30:51.660 --> 01:30:53.640]  So, why does Google do this?
[01:30:53.800 --> 01:30:56.860]  They do this because they want to sell you stuff.
[01:30:57.120 --> 01:31:00.640]  They are the biggest ad company in the world now.
[01:31:00.640 --> 01:31:03.520]  They want to know everything about everybody.
[01:31:03.680 --> 01:31:08.420]  And by the way, not just Google, but Yahoo and Microsoft and Apple and everybody else.
[01:31:08.540 --> 01:31:14.220]  Apple has its own, you know, advertising entity that it sucks data off iPhone.
[01:31:14.520 --> 01:31:20.160]  This is never big brother in the forefront of sucking down your data.
[01:31:20.160 --> 01:31:25.060]  Despite what all the paranoid knuckleheads that talk at this type of conference tell you.
[01:31:25.220 --> 01:31:26.360]  It is not the NSA.
[01:31:26.360 --> 01:31:27.480]  It is not the CIA.
[01:31:27.820 --> 01:31:29.040]  It is not the FBI.
[01:31:29.440 --> 01:31:31.020]  Trust me, I know how the FBI works.
[01:31:31.160 --> 01:31:32.960]  If they're after you, you have nothing to fear.
[01:31:34.180 --> 01:31:38.960]  It is people who have a profit motive.
[01:31:38.960 --> 01:31:45.700]  And that is the most ferocious, frightening, effective motivator there is.
[01:31:45.860 --> 01:31:47.000]  You're worth money.
[01:31:47.660 --> 01:31:49.280]  That's why they grab your crap.
[01:31:51.960 --> 01:31:53.040]  Web history.
[01:31:53.380 --> 01:31:58.060]  And by the way, there's now a thing called Google addiction among privacy people.
[01:31:58.240 --> 01:32:05.960]  If you go to work for a governmental agency, the term for what they have to deal with to keep your communication safe is called Google addiction.
[01:32:05.960 --> 01:32:08.580]  They have to wean you away from all of this stuff.
[01:32:08.900 --> 01:32:12.300]  You have to set up a whole new persona for secure communications.
[01:32:14.280 --> 01:32:16.580]  Now, here's what Eric Schmidt actually said.
[01:32:18.160 --> 01:32:21.360]  We can suggest what you should do next, what you care about.
[01:32:21.800 --> 01:32:23.520]  Imagine we know where you are.
[01:32:23.640 --> 01:32:24.600]  We know what you like.
[01:32:24.840 --> 01:32:28.020]  Not only are you never lonely, you're never bored.
[01:32:28.300 --> 01:32:31.680]  We suggest what you should be watching because we know what you care about.
[01:32:31.680 --> 01:32:37.500]  A near term future in which you don't forget anything because the computer remembers.
[01:32:37.780 --> 01:32:38.980]  You're never lost.
[01:32:39.300 --> 01:32:47.060]  If I look at enough of your messaging and your location and use artificial intelligence, we can predict where you're going to be.
[01:32:47.280 --> 01:32:48.680]  Which by the way is absolutely true.
[01:32:48.900 --> 01:32:51.840]  People are so freaking boring, they go back and forth and back.
[01:32:52.020 --> 01:32:52.820]  Same places.
[01:32:53.120 --> 01:32:58.840]  You can program it in that if somebody goes somewhere new, it's an anomaly and it pops up on a screen.
[01:32:59.300 --> 01:33:01.600]  Show us 14 photos of you.

[00:00.000 --> 00:03.120]  14 photos of yourself and we can identify who you are.
[00:03.460 --> 00:06.560]  You think you don't have 14 photos of yourself on the Internet?
[00:06.820 --> 00:09.540]  And then he was asked, what should people do about their privacy?
[00:09.700 --> 00:13.520]  And he says, well, everyone should have a chance to change their name once in their life.
[00:15.520 --> 00:17.560]  The guy's up front, you got to give him credit.
[00:19.960 --> 00:22.480]  Remember, these guys have this information.
[00:22.480 --> 00:27.940]  Now, I want to tell you this is being made available only to HOPE.
[00:28.320 --> 00:29.280]  Only to HOPE.
[00:30.680 --> 00:35.780]  There is a way to completely get rid of all of the Google data out there.
[00:36.020 --> 00:38.340]  This is a short instructional film.
[00:38.480 --> 00:45.380]  I want you to watch this while I go back there and see if the HOPE has, like, committed fratricide on my people.
[00:53.010 --> 00:55.070]  Concerned about your privacy while using Google?
[00:55.190 --> 00:57.050]  The Internet giant says it understands.
[00:57.370 --> 01:02.510]  Google is now offering users a chance to opt out and live in privacy in a remote mountain village.
[01:02.710 --> 01:04.750]  Tech Trends reporter Jeff Tate has more.
[01:04.970 --> 01:05.530]  Thanks, Teresa.
[01:05.930 --> 01:07.890]  They call it the opt-out village.
[01:08.230 --> 01:09.970]  And it's just what you'd expect from Google.
[01:10.170 --> 01:17.010]  If you want to keep your information private, all you have to do is move to our 22-acre opt-out village and not speak to anyone from the outside world.
[01:17.130 --> 01:17.850]  It's very simple.
[01:17.970 --> 01:23.690]  Just go to the Google front page, click the opt-out button, and in minutes a van will come to your house and pick you up.
[01:23.790 --> 01:30.850]  That same day, a team of Google privacy experts eliminates your home address, guaranteeing it will no longer appear on Google local pages.
[01:31.090 --> 01:33.930]  And after just two days in the back of a van, you're there.
[01:34.170 --> 01:39.290]  In the village, we can guarantee that there's no chance of Google reading your emails because there are no computers.
[01:39.570 --> 01:43.590]  And because they're also monitored and tracked by Google, there are no banks or hospitals.
[01:43.770 --> 01:49.670]  Residents will be expected to know how to grow food, suture wounds, and bury corpses by hand if they plan to opt-out.
[01:49.770 --> 01:55.810]  And Google has gone the extra mile to ensure that users who choose to opt-out are given complete privacy in their new home.
[01:55.970 --> 02:04.410]  A 30-foot tall, 10-foot thick physical data security wall keeps all former Google users from leaving the village until they decide they want to start using Google again.
[02:04.710 --> 02:11.450]  The opt-out village can't even be seen by Google satellites because the entire town is enclosed with a large metal box with no openings.
[02:11.630 --> 02:21.150]  Google says those wishing to opt back into using Google after their time in the village will be allowed to do so if they agree to be branded with a whimsical G on their foreheads to label them doubters.
[02:21.290 --> 02:25.130]  If you don't want to give us complete access to your most private thoughts and feelings, that's fine.
[02:25.490 --> 02:27.990]  You can just toil in the hinterlands and die young.
[02:28.130 --> 02:31.550]  And Carter says the opt-out village is already getting rave reviews.
[02:31.910 --> 02:39.250]  One of the first village residents sent this letter praising the total privacy inside the village, saying all alone, no light, hard to breathe.
[02:39.530 --> 02:41.850]  Now that's one man whose data is secure.
[02:42.210 --> 02:44.610]  For the Onion News Network, I'm Jeff Tate.
[02:44.870 --> 02:45.490]  Thanks, Jeff.
[02:45.750 --> 02:46.490]  If you have any...
[02:46.490 --> 02:47.090]  Okay.
[02:48.930 --> 02:50.690]  You know, I... hello.
[02:51.070 --> 02:51.730]  What did I do?
[02:58.320 --> 03:01.860]  Besides the fact that I'm now going blind, how do we do something about this?
[03:03.200 --> 03:03.800]  Okay.
[03:03.880 --> 03:06.280]  Whoever raised the lights, lower them.
[03:08.020 --> 03:09.740]  The magic word is...
[03:10.400 --> 03:11.000]  Now.
[03:11.500 --> 03:12.960]  Now, yeah.
[03:13.880 --> 03:15.040]  Well, all right.
[03:15.180 --> 03:15.900]  That's honestly...
[03:17.140 --> 03:18.840]  I damn near need them.
[03:19.400 --> 03:21.500]  Yeah, I'm not taking glasses from you, but I'll...
[03:24.080 --> 03:27.000]  You know, part of it... part of it is...
[03:27.520 --> 03:28.060]  No, no, no.
[03:28.080 --> 03:28.660]  I'm cool.
[03:28.820 --> 03:29.900]  I'm going to stand out of the light.
[03:30.040 --> 03:36.120]  But seriously, whoever is in charge of the light, it really is not making me happy.
[03:41.170 --> 03:42.330]  Well, this sucks.
[03:42.550 --> 03:42.690]  Okay.
[03:45.370 --> 03:46.690]  I will talk.
[03:46.950 --> 03:48.210]  If you draw an android.
[03:48.790 --> 03:49.430]  Maybe.
[03:51.190 --> 03:57.350]  The problem is, people think if you don't put stuff on the web, it didn't happen.
[03:57.930 --> 04:04.910]  Now, I remember hearing about Hitler killing himself in the bunker and his body being set on fire.
[04:04.910 --> 04:08.270]  And all of these various things.
[04:08.710 --> 04:14.210]  Nothing happens in the world without it being on TV, without it being filmed.
[04:16.950 --> 04:18.890]  That, of course, is...
[04:19.830 --> 04:24.050]  Muammar Gaddafi getting his long overdue just desserts.
[04:25.250 --> 04:25.870]  Everything.
[04:26.250 --> 04:27.870]  Everything is on the Internet.
[04:28.590 --> 04:29.110]  Flickr.
[04:30.430 --> 04:32.970]  Flickr has a gazillion...
[04:32.970 --> 04:37.090]  Now, by the way, Flickr is today only a tiny percentage of Facebook.
[04:37.430 --> 04:40.470]  But it has billions of photos with things.
[04:40.590 --> 04:41.350]  Here's a woman.
[04:41.550 --> 04:45.730]  Her and her inbred family went around robbing banks in the south.
[04:46.770 --> 04:51.010]  That's her two half-brothers, you know, Darrell and her other brother, Darrell.
[04:51.990 --> 04:55.730]  And she posts, I'm 28, but like to act like I'm 17 most of the time.
[04:55.730 --> 04:59.190]  I love to farm and shoot guys, which she did, and wreck cars.
[04:59.190 --> 05:00.370]  I'm a redneck and proud of it.
[05:00.430 --> 05:03.910]  I like milk and German engineering and causing mayhem with my siblings.
[05:04.030 --> 05:07.570]  She went out and robbed banks with these guys, put this up there, put up her photos.
[05:08.070 --> 05:12.230]  As you might imagine, somebody said, hmm, that picture looks familiar.
[05:12.450 --> 05:13.570]  And she's locked up now.
[05:14.210 --> 05:15.990]  People put everything up there.
[05:16.190 --> 05:16.590]  LinkedIn.
[05:16.930 --> 05:18.950]  LinkedIn, you put your whole life story up there.
[05:19.770 --> 05:21.210]  Unbelievable for investigations.
[05:21.610 --> 05:22.670]  Unbelievable for hacking.
[05:22.670 --> 05:24.690]  Unbelievable for spear phishing.
[05:25.950 --> 05:29.010]  And I'm going through the various sites very quickly.
[05:30.670 --> 05:51.130]  Oh, for those of you who believe in passwords, which I hope at a hacker conference there will not be a single person who doesn't already understand that once you put that information out there, it's gone, it's everywhere, it's disseminated, it's spread,
[05:51.310 --> 05:55.050]  it's stolen, it's investigated, it's sold.
[05:55.330 --> 05:57.650]  There's no such thing as a secure website.
[05:57.990 --> 05:58.490]  Zero.
[05:58.790 --> 06:02.930]  If it's on the net and there's a net connection, it's gone.
[06:03.310 --> 06:07.330]  You have given up control of that information and it will get out.
[06:07.330 --> 06:09.730]  Your credit cards will be stolen.
[06:10.050 --> 06:13.410]  Your social security number will be disseminated.
[06:13.590 --> 06:17.590]  Your job history, your employment, everything will get out.
[06:17.770 --> 06:20.130]  Not today, maybe next year.
[06:21.730 --> 06:27.470]  You know, I understand that there were some people talking earlier about security of medical record systems.
[06:28.150 --> 06:32.090]  I have here with me today some people who are actually experts on this.
[06:32.250 --> 06:37.030]  They run security at two of the major hospitals in New York.
[06:37.190 --> 06:44.980]  And I've got to tell you, way worse, way worse, constant attacks.
[06:45.100 --> 06:50.300]  These people are fighting like lions to keep your information safe.
[06:50.300 --> 06:53.160]  And it's a close fight, a close fight.
[06:53.960 --> 06:55.300]  I went to a guy's house.
[06:55.300 --> 06:57.980]  I was hired because a company was being extorted.
[06:57.980 --> 06:59.000]  I started a big software company.
[06:59.520 --> 07:01.240]  And they said, we're being extorted.
[07:01.400 --> 07:06.480]  Somebody sent us an email saying they have our source code, sent us a big chunk of our source code so we believe it to be true.
[07:06.800 --> 07:13.880]  And they said, if you don't give us $100,000 in cash, blah, blah, blah, the whole ransom drop, we're going to release your source code onto the net.
[07:15.200 --> 07:33.220]  I tracked the threatener to a 14-year-old kid, by the way, in Southern California and went to his house and was given consent by his father as he was kicking him in the ass to take all of his hard drives and his computers and signed it away.
[07:33.420 --> 07:42.440]  And on one of his computers, just one of his computers, just one of the files, I found 53,000 pages of MySpace logins and passwords.
[07:43.260 --> 07:45.440]  Not 53,000 passwords.
[07:46.140 --> 07:49.900]  53,000 pages of logins and passwords.
[07:50.080 --> 07:50.660]  More than a million.
[07:51.500 --> 07:54.840]  Just this one page, just this one data file.
[07:55.120 --> 07:56.880]  And you can see some of them down there.
[07:57.180 --> 07:58.360]  Just this one data file.
[07:58.560 --> 08:01.380]  I did a print command just to see how many pages it was.
[08:02.780 --> 08:05.760]  8,119 pages of MySpace logins and passwords.
[08:06.180 --> 08:09.800]  You know that there are gazillions of Facebook passwords floating around.
[08:09.800 --> 08:14.080]  Somebody just hoovered up 450,000 Yahoo passwords.
[08:14.460 --> 08:17.460]  Yahoo sucks, but... and you guys probably don't use it.
[08:18.180 --> 08:21.360]  But nevertheless, 450,000 passwords, I think, yesterday.
[08:23.920 --> 08:25.640]  No such thing as a secure password.
[08:27.020 --> 08:29.060]  So, you say, I don't care.
[08:29.060 --> 08:30.380]  I don't give them my real name.
[08:30.440 --> 08:31.020]  I use Tor.
[08:31.160 --> 08:31.580]  I do this.
[08:31.620 --> 08:32.200]  I do that.
[08:33.440 --> 08:35.080]  Honest to God, meaningless.
[08:35.740 --> 08:36.220]  Meaningless.
[08:36.220 --> 08:39.300]  I am not going to give you a master's class on de-anonymization.
[08:39.580 --> 08:41.400]  I am going to tell you it's done.
[08:41.560 --> 08:43.720]  It's done better and better and better all the time.
[08:44.000 --> 08:46.980]  This is to the benefit of selling stuff.
[08:47.260 --> 08:48.640]  This is not to sell you stuff.
[08:48.880 --> 08:53.480]  This is a service that is being developed for governmental and law enforcement agencies.
[08:54.360 --> 08:56.400]  Kidnappers, threateners, hackers, harassers.
[08:56.540 --> 08:57.860]  And I don't mean good hackers.
[08:57.860 --> 09:00.960]  I mean the type that everybody else thinks are hackers.
[09:02.380 --> 09:02.980]  Terrorists.
[09:03.640 --> 09:05.160]  De-anonymization is a big deal.
[09:05.420 --> 09:08.820]  And the technology is getting better and better and better and better all the time.
[09:09.020 --> 09:12.360]  And I can tell you that these are some big data points.
[09:12.520 --> 09:14.680]  De-anonymizing Netflix posts.
[09:15.360 --> 09:18.560]  87% of public census data de-anonymized.
[09:19.180 --> 09:22.180]  Carnegie Mellon researchers accurately guessed SSNs.
[09:23.160 --> 09:35.240]  The more data that I have, the more finely defined I can make an anonymous persona on the Internet, the more likely I'm going to identify you.
[09:35.640 --> 09:43.840]  If I know that this anonymous person is six foot eight, Chinese, a tap dancer and lives in Iowa, it's probably one guy.
[09:45.900 --> 09:47.920]  But I got to tell you, it's pretty close.
[09:47.920 --> 09:54.680]  The public census data was just with a first name and a zip code.
[09:54.920 --> 10:00.400]  In a lot of places, if I put in Dolores and a zip code, there ain't that many.
[10:00.760 --> 10:06.120]  I own a system where you can search for somebody with just a first name and a zip code or a first name and a date of birth.
[10:06.260 --> 10:11.920]  If I have your name, your year of birth and your zip code, I own you.
[10:12.140 --> 10:12.880]  I own you.
[10:13.040 --> 10:13.620]  That's enough.
[10:14.140 --> 10:15.500]  This is Dolores.
[10:16.360 --> 10:19.240]  She's 43 and she lives on Smith Street.
[10:19.620 --> 10:20.220]  It's enough.
[10:20.400 --> 10:22.120]  I know you're from that moment.
[10:22.280 --> 10:23.840]  I know everything about you within an hour.
[10:24.280 --> 10:24.580]  It's enough.
[10:25.320 --> 10:28.080]  De-anonymization is not that hard anymore.
[10:28.600 --> 10:29.880]  Here's a perfect example.
[10:30.940 --> 10:33.060]  And I use this all the time.
[10:33.180 --> 10:34.740]  And now I got to really, really speed up, by the way.
[10:36.100 --> 10:40.240]  Congress subpoenaed all the search engines because they wanted to see what they really know about you.
[10:41.460 --> 10:49.600]  AOL, to their credit, even though they suck at everything else, said to Congress, we are going to anonymize all of our searchers.
[10:49.820 --> 10:51.160]  We're going to give them code numbers.
[10:51.260 --> 10:52.400]  We'll give you their search history.
[10:52.620 --> 10:58.040]  But we will take out their names and addresses and things like that.
[10:58.040 --> 11:01.860]  Now, the minute this was turned over to Congress, it became public record, stupidly.
[11:03.060 --> 11:10.040]  And the New York Times, God bless their pinko little hearts, took the AOL file and put a couple of researchers on it.
[11:10.120 --> 11:11.260]  And their researchers are terrific.
[11:11.260 --> 11:25.360]  And they took a random thing and they found here is searcher number 4417749, which they were able to resolve to Miss Thelma Arnold.
[11:26.020 --> 11:35.360]  Her search history included 60-year-old single men, landscapers in Lyburn, Georgia, Shadow Lake subdivision, Arnold and dog that urinates on everything.
[11:35.910 --> 11:37.120]  That was her search history.
[11:37.640 --> 11:44.460]  So they went and sure enough, they found, who is going to search for a 60-year-old single man?
[11:44.660 --> 11:46.280]  A 60-year-old single woman.
[11:46.800 --> 11:51.580]  Arnold, Arnold, Shadow Lake subdivision in Lyburn, Georgia and owns a dog.
[11:51.920 --> 11:52.960]  Only one person.
[11:53.240 --> 11:57.260]  Mrs. Arnold who lives in the Shadow Lake subdivision in Lyburn, Georgia.
[11:57.460 --> 12:00.180]  She's in her sixties and she has a dog that urinates on everything.
[12:00.960 --> 12:02.820]  Not hard to figure that out.
[12:03.350 --> 12:05.480]  You are your search history, folks.
[12:07.240 --> 12:09.440]  Start building those tinfoil hats.
[12:09.620 --> 12:10.380]  It's going to get worse.
[12:12.520 --> 12:14.760]  Algorithm can guess your SSN.
[12:16.640 --> 12:18.120]  Browser fingerprinting.
[12:20.720 --> 12:23.580]  Everybody's browser is remarkably unique.
[12:24.080 --> 12:26.640]  I know you're logging in from a Mac.
[12:27.120 --> 12:30.340]  I know you're running 10.6.
[12:30.680 --> 12:35.860]  I know this is the font set that you have installed on your system.
[12:36.040 --> 12:40.580]  I know that you are, that you have these plugins.
[12:41.620 --> 12:46.020]  I know that you have previously done X, Y, and Z.
[12:46.360 --> 12:50.820]  Your browser has a reasonably damn good fingerprint.
[12:51.440 --> 12:57.200]  And by the way, if I can suck down your history and your bookmarks file, of course I own you.
[12:57.540 --> 13:17.500]  But even without that, your browser fingerprint is so unique that if you use that browser to do kiddie porn and I come later and I grab your computer, I can say even if you've overwritten 97 times with random characters or your kiddie porn, I know that that's your browser.
[13:17.640 --> 13:20.120]  And I can prove it to the satisfaction of a jury.
[13:23.260 --> 13:24.380]  Browser fingerprinting.
[13:25.480 --> 13:28.780]  Dozens of scholarly papers.
[13:29.200 --> 13:33.620]  Go to abstract sites, download this stuff, read it, and be freaked.
[13:34.280 --> 13:35.680]  Now, I'm not freaked.
[13:35.740 --> 13:37.080]  I use this in my job.
[13:37.840 --> 13:41.500]  And if you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to worry about.
[13:42.140 --> 13:43.980]  Nobody has anything to hide, right?
[13:45.180 --> 13:45.520]  Okay.
[13:46.080 --> 13:50.460]  There are companies that know you hide who you are.
[13:50.600 --> 13:52.020]  You don't give up your data.
[13:52.280 --> 13:56.600]  So they're setting up browser fingerprinting for marketing purposes.
[13:56.980 --> 14:02.780]  This guy, Daniel Norris from Blue Cava, his goal is to fingerprint 10 billion devices.
[14:03.100 --> 14:08.300]  He already has 200 million devices fingerprinted.
[14:08.300 --> 14:09.720]  You think you're anonymous?
[14:09.940 --> 14:11.540]  You're not anonymous from this weasel.
[14:13.180 --> 14:14.720]  And he really is a weasel.
[14:15.000 --> 14:18.200]  Because this is stuff being done without your knowledge, without your permission.
[14:18.760 --> 14:19.840]  That's un-American.
[14:20.080 --> 14:24.600]  If you're stupid enough not to read your terms of service, it's on you.
[14:24.760 --> 14:28.940]  If you're stupid enough to post a drunken Cancun photo, it's on you.
[14:28.940 --> 14:31.800]  That, that's just weasely.
[14:32.000 --> 14:32.740]  That's weasely.
[14:32.880 --> 14:33.520]  That's un-American.
[14:34.400 --> 14:41.540]  And while I'm delighted by it as an investigator, as an American, I'm not real fond of it.
[14:42.140 --> 14:47.600]  Cookies, browsing history, download history, embedded graphics tracking your ass everywhere.
[14:47.600 --> 14:52.480]  These little micro pages, passwords appearing in URL strings.
[14:53.500 --> 15:01.200]  You type the wrong page and put in your password and hit click and the page doesn't exist anymore.
[15:02.320 --> 15:07.140]  Your DNS server will say no such page, but it'll buffer that page to a file.
[15:07.360 --> 15:13.020]  So Verizon will have it or Sprint or whatever horrible cable company you're using.
[15:14.740 --> 15:15.760]  Companies like Form.
[15:15.900 --> 15:17.100]  Form doesn't exist anymore.
[15:17.420 --> 15:19.180]  The uproar was too much.
[15:19.260 --> 15:24.000]  But there are many Form-like companies who are smart enough to keep a low profile.
[15:24.420 --> 15:26.640]  DNS corrections, even routers.
[15:27.000 --> 15:32.940]  Cisco three weeks ago got spanked because they were sucking down everybody's net history through their router.
[15:34.600 --> 15:35.520]  Flash cookies.
[15:35.700 --> 15:37.080]  Man, flash cookies are unbelievable.
[15:37.360 --> 15:38.160]  They hide here.
[15:38.260 --> 15:39.000]  They hide there.
[15:39.200 --> 15:40.500]  They disguise themselves.
[15:40.720 --> 15:42.200]  They are worse than any Trojan.
[15:42.760 --> 15:45.280]  You can't go to where normal cookies are.
[15:45.460 --> 15:48.200]  You can't go to your preference file on a Mac, by the way.
[15:48.540 --> 15:53.900]  Drag that stuff in the settings file to the trash every couple of weeks and solve it that way.
[15:54.080 --> 15:55.380]  They just respawn.
[15:55.740 --> 15:56.660]  They respawn.
[15:56.800 --> 15:59.800]  And by the way, they hide the history that they report.
[16:00.020 --> 16:02.880]  They hide it in a remote location on your drive.
[16:02.880 --> 16:06.880]  So that when they respawn, they're able to say, yup, still the same guy.
[16:07.860 --> 16:09.520]  Now, forensic linguistics.
[16:09.520 --> 16:12.060]  This is an amazing freaking thing.
[16:12.780 --> 16:21.360]  This is one of the most fascinating forensic developments, in my opinion, since DNA.
[16:21.720 --> 16:25.400]  And it makes all you guys sitting ducks on the net.
[16:25.600 --> 16:34.660]  Even if you use Tor, even if you use a strange computer, even if you go to a library, even if you wear a ski mask, while you're at the library.
[16:36.320 --> 16:39.860]  Which I've seen some pictures of guys doing stuff at the library.
[16:40.060 --> 16:41.220]  They need to.
[16:41.220 --> 16:43.580]  I go on Reddit from time to time.
[16:45.040 --> 16:45.700]  Here's a guy.
[16:45.860 --> 16:47.300]  This guy is an assistant U.S. attorney.
[16:47.500 --> 16:48.440]  He's a federal prosecutor.
[16:48.620 --> 16:49.800]  His name is Sal Perricone.
[16:50.960 --> 16:52.420]  He was involved in a case.
[16:53.640 --> 16:59.440]  He was so excised by the people on the other side, the defendants and the potential defendants and the witnesses.
[16:59.700 --> 17:04.080]  He put up a blog and he was anonymously posting all kinds of shit about these people.
[17:04.320 --> 17:06.480]  Which is a big no-no if you're the prosecutor.
[17:07.160 --> 17:09.860]  But he was doing it under the alias H.
[17:09.940 --> 17:10.080]  L.
[17:10.240 --> 17:10.900]  Mencken, Henry L.
[17:11.040 --> 17:12.180]  Mencken 1951.
[17:15.000 --> 17:27.960]  So, the people who are on the receiving end of this anonymous, nasty, genuinely, legally improper postings hired a forensic linguistics expert.
[17:28.360 --> 17:33.660]  And they were able to determine some really, really unique words like doobity.
[17:34.520 --> 17:37.900]  Doobity is the act of being dubious about something.
[17:38.360 --> 17:39.460]  You ever hear that word?
[17:39.600 --> 17:40.620]  I never heard that word.
[17:41.140 --> 17:43.220]  But these posts all had the word doobity.
[17:43.560 --> 17:51.560]  In the entire planet, there's one guy who all of his pleadings, public pleadings filed in court over the years have used the word doobity.
[17:51.640 --> 17:52.320]  There's another one.
[17:52.440 --> 17:52.740]  Hold on.
[17:56.780 --> 17:58.940]  Another really, really ridiculous word.
[18:03.380 --> 18:04.780]  Oh, here it is.
[18:07.950 --> 18:15.170]  Oh, re-doubt spelled R-E-D-O-U-B-T like I doubted it again.
[18:15.530 --> 18:17.090]  I re-doubted it.
[18:17.990 --> 18:19.730]  Nobody uses these two words.
[18:19.850 --> 18:30.730]  So, they had this forensic linguistics guy who's a retired FBI agent who was doing this for the FBI and he was involved in tracking down the Unabomber and people who send ransom notes and stuff like that.
[18:30.850 --> 18:32.130]  And he said, same guy.
[18:32.330 --> 18:33.530]  Nobody else uses these words.
[18:33.790 --> 18:35.190]  So, they got a subpoena.
[18:36.010 --> 18:42.830]  And before they could use the subpoena to see where the logins were coming from, Mr. so-called H. L. Mencken, Perricone, the prosecutor says, okay, you got me.
[18:47.790 --> 18:50.390]  And by the way, he is obviously no longer on the case.
[18:50.590 --> 18:55.110]  I think he's... and by the way, here's the Times-Picayune article.
[18:55.450 --> 18:57.430]  It's a fascinating story.
[18:57.650 --> 18:58.470]  Sal Perricone.
[18:58.630 --> 18:59.210]  Google it.
[18:59.330 --> 18:59.910]  Read about it.
[18:59.990 --> 19:02.730]  It's the perfect example of forensic linguistics.
[19:03.590 --> 19:12.830]  If I have a big enough sample of your writing, there are really, really unique things about everybody's combination of words, commonly used phrase phrases, punctuation.
[19:13.010 --> 19:17.890]  I did a case with a woman from the New York Times where she was going after a crooked person.
[19:18.770 --> 19:22.850]  And she started getting all kinds of threats that were written by one guy.
[19:23.070 --> 19:24.770]  And she was communicating with another guy.
[19:24.950 --> 19:34.110]  And she noticed that both of these people would do parentheses, space, period, in their punctuation.
[19:34.230 --> 19:38.030]  And she was able to figure out who's the same guy and bust them and so on and so forth.
[19:38.790 --> 19:42.510]  Forensic linguistics makes it really impossible for you to hide.
[19:42.650 --> 19:51.750]  If there's a big enough sample of your legitimate writings, and even you with the nose and glasses, I can connect that to all your anonymous posts too.
[19:52.130 --> 19:53.170]  Forensic linguistics.
[19:53.550 --> 19:54.050]  Photos.
[19:54.470 --> 19:54.970]  Photos.
[19:55.030 --> 20:01.210]  If I know that you've posted an anonymous photo on the web, I get your EXIF tags from those anonymous photos.
[20:01.390 --> 20:15.070]  I search on the web for those EXIF tags, and I find Bob Jones is using a camera with the exact same unique serial number, electronic serial number on the camera.
[20:15.250 --> 20:28.230]  I know that those anonymous photos of him, you know, spanking a naked girl in Cancun or whatever, or worse, or worse, it's a good way to catch child molesters and pedophiles.
[20:29.330 --> 20:33.030]  Every digital device has a unique fingerprint now.
[20:33.510 --> 20:45.270]  And I can... anything that you post on the net, not just your words, but your photos and your video and your MP3 files and everything, I can trace back to you by just comparison of digital data.
[20:45.410 --> 20:48.590]  It is harder and harder and harder to hide.
[20:48.710 --> 20:58.150]  Now, by the way, when you convert a photo, click the box that says, do not embed EXIF data, if you are, in fact, an evil criminal.
[20:58.530 --> 21:02.070]  A little tip to you, which thank God you will not listen to.
[21:02.250 --> 21:14.530]  And there are, there are web is so freaking easy to do now, not just for guys like me or the NSA, that there's commercial services out there that let you do it for free, like Google Photo Search and TinEye and what have you.
[21:14.990 --> 21:16.190]  Camera noise signatures.
[21:17.010 --> 21:25.410]  Just even if the EXIF tag isn't in there, every camera sensor has a unique signature, like ballistics on a firearm, you shoot a bullet.
[21:25.670 --> 21:28.810]  The, the scratches on the barrel are unique to each gun.
[21:28.990 --> 21:33.190]  You can match bullets from this photo fire, this bullet fired, this bullet fired.
[21:33.330 --> 21:39.330]  If you have one camera's, one photo's digital noise signature and another's, you can de-anonymize the photo.
[21:39.630 --> 21:41.530]  Just letting you know, just letting you know.
[21:41.610 --> 21:45.450]  Now, here's an example of the digital hive mind.
[21:46.190 --> 21:48.990]  Just show of hands, how many people know what this photo is?
[21:49.510 --> 21:55.690]  Okay, the whole room because you're reasonably intelligent people, unlike the usual groups I talk to.
[21:57.550 --> 21:59.810]  I'm going to be in trouble for having said that, aren't I?
[22:01.250 --> 22:04.270]  My boss in the Society of Professional Investigators.
[22:04.470 --> 22:07.590]  Not in business, but in the association.
[22:07.970 --> 22:09.610]  He will rat me out later.
[22:10.370 --> 22:23.490]  This is, of course, the photo, the actual White House official photo of, of everybody waiting for, you know, tango down Geronimo, Osama bin Weasel killed.
[22:24.150 --> 22:25.790]  Osama bin killed or whatever.
[22:28.090 --> 22:31.030]  So, the next day, a story is written on the AP.
[22:31.290 --> 22:43.510]  And it says on the AP wire, hidden from view, standing just outside the frame, just outside the frame, of that now famous photograph was a career CIA analyst.
[22:43.770 --> 22:47.990]  In the hunt for the world's most wanted terrorists, there may have been no one more important.
[22:48.270 --> 22:50.970]  And it's from an article called The Man Who Hunted Osama bin Laden.
[22:51.290 --> 23:03.050]  So, of course, all the guys on Reddit and Cryptome and Crypt everything said, got together, the hive mind started buzzing and said, anonymous my ass.
[23:04.190 --> 23:08.170]  So, what can you deduce from the guy?
[23:08.990 --> 23:11.210]  You can tell he's really freaking tall.
[23:12.370 --> 23:13.170]  Freakishly tall.
[23:13.670 --> 23:15.310]  And he's wearing a tie and a suit.
[23:15.590 --> 23:30.190]  So, he's blocked out of this photo, but through the brilliance of defense intelligence agency counter security guys who were responsible for this particular moment, he's not crapped out of any of the other photos.
[23:30.350 --> 23:32.150]  Took two hours to identify this guy.
[23:32.590 --> 23:33.790]  Two, count them, two hours.
[23:33.790 --> 23:38.670]  So, we've got tall black tie, black suit, yellow tie.
[23:39.390 --> 23:41.550]  Here is the head of the CIA.
[23:41.910 --> 23:46.630]  In the back, very tall guy, black suit, yellow tie.
[23:47.050 --> 23:52.410]  By the way, I downloaded all of this from the sites to be able to show you this.
[23:52.650 --> 23:54.810]  So, you zoom in and there he is again.
[23:55.330 --> 23:57.110]  Okay, now you've got his photo.
[23:57.350 --> 24:00.550]  So then, here's the situation room.
[24:00.830 --> 24:02.110]  Gee, here's a thought.
[24:02.330 --> 24:04.650]  Let's look at this from another angle.
[24:05.570 --> 24:10.010]  And if you zoom in, see in the corner there, there he is again.
[24:10.770 --> 24:12.430]  I mean, come on.
[24:13.610 --> 24:19.030]  And he's identified and then he's later matched to his college yearbook photo.
[24:19.370 --> 24:23.230]  And here he is playing basketball and his high school yearbook black photo.
[24:23.390 --> 24:24.250]  I forget his name.
[24:24.450 --> 24:25.790]  I normally have it.
[24:26.050 --> 24:27.230]  Not real hard to find.
[24:27.330 --> 24:27.990]  You can Google it.
[24:28.110 --> 24:31.050]  But here is the most wanted guy by the terrorists.
[24:31.390 --> 24:32.390]  Super secret.
[24:32.590 --> 24:33.850]  Kept from everybody.
[24:34.370 --> 24:35.930]  CIA protected guy.
[24:36.550 --> 24:38.310]  Freaking Reddit found them in two hours.
[24:42.010 --> 24:43.170]  Yeah, yeah.
[24:43.630 --> 24:47.810]  And, and you guys, CIA guarded analyst.
[24:49.990 --> 24:50.430]  You.
[24:50.430 --> 24:52.390]  You got a real chance of being anonymous.
[24:53.330 --> 25:00.070]  Now, by the way, I just put this up there because I'm an idiot and this made me laugh.
[25:00.390 --> 25:03.030]  And that's how I include things on these things.
[25:03.310 --> 25:04.590]  What makes me laugh?
[25:05.910 --> 25:12.630]  So this girl did, you know, they have these AMA things, ask me anything on Reddit.
[25:12.810 --> 25:17.690]  So she posts, I had breast reduction surgery 24 hours ago.
[25:18.190 --> 25:18.750]  Ask me anything.
[25:18.970 --> 25:19.570]  I'm 18.
[25:19.870 --> 25:20.090]  Okay.
[25:20.450 --> 25:22.650]  Now I'm eight.
[25:22.770 --> 25:24.210]  I'm an 18-year-old girl.
[25:25.850 --> 25:29.090]  I was a 34, a 36.
[25:31.770 --> 25:32.630]  No, no, no.
[25:32.710 --> 25:34.070]  Now she's a, hold on.
[25:34.950 --> 25:36.590]  She was a 32 G.
[25:36.750 --> 25:37.950]  Now she's a 34 C.
[25:38.130 --> 25:43.850]  18-year-old 34 C girl who has posted topless photos of herself with the head cut off.
[25:44.710 --> 25:46.830]  And she says, but I want to keep myself anonymous.
[25:47.690 --> 25:48.170]  Okay.
[25:49.050 --> 25:53.490]  50 minutes, 50 minutes after she posted, edit.
[25:53.790 --> 25:56.270]  Seems like 4Chan has come up with my personal information.
[25:58.190 --> 25:59.250]  Come on.
[25:59.550 --> 26:01.130]  18-year-old topless girl.
[26:01.210 --> 26:02.450]  They're not going to figure out who she is.
[26:02.450 --> 26:06.330]  I mean, there were probably 40,000 analysts working on this.
[26:07.930 --> 26:08.970]  It's unbelievable.
[26:09.750 --> 26:10.890]  You're not, forget it.
[26:11.050 --> 26:12.050]  You're not anonymous.
[26:12.330 --> 26:13.410]  You know how you stay anonymous?
[26:14.110 --> 26:15.930]  Don't say I'm anonymous.
[26:17.070 --> 26:19.630]  The minute you say that, you are so screwed.
[26:21.310 --> 26:39.490]  And there are identity companies, gig your simplified ping identity, whose job it is to suck down all of your public data, not just stuff like public record data, like Vota and, and, and, and, and real property and social security information or phone and whatever.
[26:39.670 --> 26:42.430]  But they grab your Facebook and your Twitter and your Google file.
[26:43.070 --> 26:47.510]  And once they grab that, they sell it to Fox and Frito-Lay and Nike and Sona.
[26:47.890 --> 26:56.930]  And they turn around and they give you alternative logins, which you go, yeah, that's convenient.
[26:57.190 --> 26:58.790]  No, it's not.
[26:59.170 --> 27:03.790]  You need to have a separate password for every site.
[27:04.070 --> 27:05.090]  Don't believe me?
[27:05.310 --> 27:08.630]  Ask the owners of Stratfor if that's true or not, right?
[27:10.030 --> 27:21.230]  Listen, if you log into every site with your Facebook login, A, the people who have your Facebook login have your login to every site.
[27:21.410 --> 27:25.630]  And B, Facebook has all of your login information.
[27:26.770 --> 27:28.630]  I mean, how hard is that to figure out?
[27:29.830 --> 27:31.310]  Apparently really, really hard.
[27:33.530 --> 27:38.710]  And guys, so you're secretive, you're good little hackers, you're good little investigators.
[27:38.850 --> 27:48.530]  And by the way, there's about 75 of my colleagues in this room who came, we put out a big posting, you know, come, we're going to give you continuing education credits for this.
[27:48.530 --> 27:54.650]  Um, later I'm going to blow a whistle and the side of the room will collar that side of the room.
[27:55.290 --> 27:56.170]  No, I'm kidding.
[27:56.310 --> 27:56.590]  I'm kidding.
[27:57.150 --> 28:03.330]  Um, this is something that every investigator has internalized.
[28:03.650 --> 28:04.730]  And so should you.
[28:04.890 --> 28:09.630]  If you don't post your shit, somebody else will, because they think they're being nice.
[28:09.730 --> 28:11.110]  Hey, this is me and Bob at a party.
[28:11.110 --> 28:14.330]  You didn't, Bob didn't want to post that too late.
[28:16.030 --> 28:17.270]  You know, there's sites.
[28:17.630 --> 28:17.990]  Here's two.
[28:18.170 --> 28:19.330]  Again, it made me laugh.
[28:19.490 --> 28:20.030]  I put it up.
[28:20.490 --> 28:21.310]  Here's two sites.
[28:21.490 --> 28:22.450]  Don't date him girl.
[28:22.650 --> 28:23.310]  And who's a rat.
[28:23.490 --> 28:25.030]  I show this every year.
[28:25.250 --> 28:26.030]  There's a site.
[28:26.230 --> 28:27.210]  Don't date him girl.
[28:28.170 --> 28:30.350]  Alleged cheater, Aaron Carter, the third.
[28:30.750 --> 28:33.390]  This boy will use you like no other.
[28:33.610 --> 28:35.890]  He smokes weed all day, every day.
[28:36.070 --> 28:38.390]  And if he doesn't have it, he will freak out.
[28:38.750 --> 28:44.030]  Here's his age, his height, his weight, where he lives, his photo.
[28:44.430 --> 28:47.250]  I don't care if Aaron Carter is a ghost.
[28:48.030 --> 28:49.030]  I got him.
[28:49.150 --> 28:50.830]  Thanks to a pissed off girlfriend.
[28:51.590 --> 28:53.010]  Oh, this is my favorite one.
[28:53.330 --> 28:54.630]  Jonathan John Rainwater.
[28:56.610 --> 28:59.190]  This man or so-called boy is such a liar.
[29:00.070 --> 29:03.470]  First he said, first he said he loved me.
[29:03.710 --> 29:05.390]  And we were together for four years.
[29:05.570 --> 29:06.970]  And then I catch him in bed.
[29:07.430 --> 29:10.190]  Okay, problem number one, with another guy.
[29:11.130 --> 29:15.290]  Problem number two, with another guy, comma, Devon Pridemore.
[29:15.890 --> 29:18.270]  So for an investigator, this is kind of a twofer.
[29:20.430 --> 29:22.750]  And you've got the bad boyfriends club.
[29:23.170 --> 29:27.970]  And you've got who's a rat where they post informants and information on people.
[29:28.110 --> 29:31.930]  I mean, this is the original doxing site and the original dorking site.
[29:32.230 --> 29:37.770]  And they put up photos and dates of birth and addresses and schools and whatever informants.
[29:37.890 --> 29:39.310]  It's a terrible, terrible site.
[29:40.070 --> 29:43.750]  And one in five Americans now has a personal blog.
[29:44.830 --> 29:46.730]  They have nothing to say.
[29:46.950 --> 29:49.870]  They have shitty, boring little lives.
[29:50.090 --> 29:51.170]  So you know what happens?
[29:51.410 --> 29:52.730]  They write about your life.
[29:53.590 --> 29:54.390]  Thank you.
[29:54.750 --> 29:56.030]  I appreciate it.
[29:57.890 --> 29:59.990]  Not how you should manage your privacy.
[30:01.290 --> 30:03.490]  So then you have commercial data gatherers.
[30:03.610 --> 30:05.890]  Think about what using Amazon tells people.
[30:05.990 --> 30:07.270]  And I got to really speed up.
[30:07.690 --> 30:12.190]  What you read, what you like, where you live, your bank account, your credit card, your address.
[30:12.310 --> 30:13.650]  Because they actually have to send you stuff.
[30:13.790 --> 30:14.970]  So it's your real address.
[30:15.190 --> 30:16.850]  Your entire profile.
[30:19.230 --> 30:20.110]  Quick example.
[30:20.330 --> 30:22.510]  I had a woman in my building where I live I live.
[30:23.810 --> 30:26.390]  Asked me to buy her a book.
[30:26.610 --> 30:28.050]  She doesn't have the Internet.
[30:28.270 --> 30:28.990]  Old Russian woman.
[30:29.210 --> 30:32.610]  Told me in broken English, buy me this book on kidney cancer.
[30:32.930 --> 30:34.910]  I bought her the book on Amazon.
[30:35.450 --> 30:44.410]  Four weeks later, I started receiving other things you might be interested in and little things in my mail about cancer.
[30:44.650 --> 30:45.650]  I don't have cancer.
[30:45.790 --> 30:46.170]  Thank God.
[30:46.870 --> 30:48.510]  But that's how it works.
[30:50.010 --> 30:51.050]  Kindle and ebook.
[30:51.550 --> 30:53.490]  Invasion of privacy like you can't imagine.
[30:53.690 --> 31:00.050]  Kindle even knows what you highlight and what page you stopped reading on.
[31:00.670 --> 31:01.670]  I'm not kidding.
[31:01.830 --> 31:07.290]  If you highlight something because it interests you, the mothership gets a message.
[31:08.890 --> 31:09.510]  Honestly.
[31:09.790 --> 31:15.970]  And by the way, booksellers can have as an extra added thing, nonfiction books, fiction books.
[31:16.110 --> 31:20.690]  We'll be told by Amazon, 14,000 of the readers highlighted this passage.
[31:20.690 --> 31:22.370]  They really were interested in that.
[31:24.550 --> 31:25.650]  eBay and PayPal.
[31:25.850 --> 31:26.190]  Come on.
[31:27.090 --> 31:31.810]  I mean, what do eBay and PayPal, which are the same company, of course, not know about you?
[31:32.270 --> 31:34.630]  Every freaking silly thing you browse on.
[31:34.790 --> 31:36.450]  You browse about helicopters.
[31:36.890 --> 31:37.850]  I mean...
[31:41.690 --> 31:42.210]  Okay.
[31:42.510 --> 31:43.350]  Bank accounts.
[31:43.550 --> 31:44.810]  I want to know your bank account.
[31:45.030 --> 31:46.090]  Not a problem.
[31:46.890 --> 31:53.110]  When you open up a new bank account in front of every desk of the new accounts officer is a thing that says...
[31:53.110 --> 31:59.690]  A little sign that says, be advised, your bank account is verified through Equifax Identity Services.
[32:00.510 --> 32:00.950]  Okay.
[32:01.370 --> 32:03.330]  So I go to Equifax Identity Services.
[32:03.330 --> 32:07.330]  I pull your file and I see that Bank of America did a check on you.
[32:08.310 --> 32:11.910]  I'm going with my turnover order, my seizure order to Bank of America.
[32:12.090 --> 32:18.830]  You know, give me all bank accounts, all investment accounts, anything that this guy's a signatory on, freezes safe deposit boxes ever.
[32:19.110 --> 32:20.310]  They rat you out.
[32:20.930 --> 32:22.210]  They run you.
[32:22.310 --> 32:24.330]  That can only mean one thing.
[32:24.530 --> 32:28.310]  It's not that you walked in and you asked for change of a hundred, right?
[32:29.310 --> 32:32.570]  Every little thing you do is in a database somewhere.
[32:33.210 --> 32:35.670]  For example, you go to a bar.
[32:36.010 --> 32:42.910]  They take your driver's license now as proof that you gave them an ID that shows that you're of an age to drink.
[32:43.110 --> 32:45.090]  And then that data goes into a database.
[32:46.710 --> 32:50.350]  So Rambam's first law, write this down.
[32:50.490 --> 32:51.390]  There will be a test.
[32:51.910 --> 32:55.570]  All databases will eventually be used for unintended purposes.
[32:56.090 --> 32:56.730]  Example.
[32:57.050 --> 32:58.670]  Here's a USA Today story.
[32:59.110 --> 33:00.330]  Domino's denies this.
[33:00.610 --> 33:01.810]  Domino's can bite me.
[33:03.270 --> 33:09.230]  USA Today story, how Domino's database, you call Domino's, they deliver you a pizza.
[33:09.870 --> 33:12.010]  I know what your cell phone number is.
[33:12.170 --> 33:16.550]  I go to the Domino's database and you are a 24-year-old person.
[33:16.930 --> 33:20.230]  Sooner or later you're going to order Domino's or Papa John's or Papa John's.
[33:20.350 --> 33:21.050]  One or the other.
[33:21.750 --> 33:27.750]  And I know that that cell phone had pizza delivered to 123 Main Street.
[33:27.970 --> 33:28.690]  I got you.
[33:30.950 --> 33:36.170]  U.S. Marshall Service, collection agencies, credit bureaus, everybody uses that service.
[33:36.170 --> 33:37.330]  All database.
[33:37.570 --> 33:39.650]  Here's an example from a real case of when I did it.
[33:39.890 --> 33:41.530]  I found out where he bought the pizza.
[33:41.770 --> 33:43.270]  I went to the Papa John's.
[33:43.410 --> 33:46.110]  This is a... Yeah, this is Papa John's.
[33:46.230 --> 33:49.730]  I went to Papa John's and they printed out the receipt and it told me right where he went.
[33:49.910 --> 33:52.610]  I went there, grabbed the kid that had been abducted.
[33:52.930 --> 33:56.750]  Now, by the way, why are America's asses growing?
[33:58.050 --> 33:58.810]  Here's why.
[33:59.130 --> 34:04.530]  You don't even get off the couch anymore to go to the phone to order a pizza.
[34:04.530 --> 34:06.550]  You can do it right from your freaking TiVo.
[34:06.550 --> 34:17.250]  I mean... Which, by the way, goes into a database and then I know what IP address you were connected to when you ordered that pizza and I traced the IP and I got you.
[34:18.750 --> 34:21.250]  Papa John's from your PlayStation.
[34:21.770 --> 34:23.410]  Papa John's from your PS3.
[34:24.650 --> 34:26.210]  Okay, points of purchase.
[34:26.530 --> 34:27.690]  You use these cards.
[34:27.890 --> 34:28.870]  Hey, if you've got a...
[34:30.750 --> 34:33.470]  Somebody give me a New York... A Wall Bounds.
[34:33.910 --> 34:36.190]  Use a Wall Bounds frequent idiot card.
[34:36.410 --> 34:41.870]  You get a half off this loaf of bread and three cents off of this and 40 cents off of this.
[34:42.150 --> 34:43.770]  I have your entire buying history.
[34:44.250 --> 34:45.770]  What does this tell me about you?
[34:45.910 --> 34:53.570]  It tells me enough that there was a chain called Stop and Shop where they tried to sell your buying history to HMOs.
[34:54.210 --> 34:55.570]  How much beer are you buying?
[34:55.670 --> 34:56.970]  How much fatty food are you buying?
[34:56.970 --> 34:58.530]  How much cigarettes are you buying?
[34:58.730 --> 35:00.350]  There was such an uproar they couldn't do it.
[35:00.450 --> 35:07.230]  But obnoxiously, and they were shameless about it, they called this reporting service that they were going to sell to the HMOs smart mouth.
[35:09.710 --> 35:10.150]  Trackers.
[35:10.150 --> 35:11.870]  Trackers, trackers, trackers, trackers, baby.
[35:12.430 --> 35:12.870]  Trackers.
[35:12.950 --> 35:14.410]  The holy grail of investigators.
[35:15.010 --> 35:15.890]  Finding you.
[35:16.090 --> 35:17.310]  Where are you now?
[35:17.490 --> 35:18.690]  Where were you last week?
[35:18.870 --> 35:20.050]  Who were you there with?
[35:20.070 --> 35:20.790]  Who are your friends?
[35:21.030 --> 35:22.850]  A million ways to do it.
[35:22.950 --> 35:24.070]  Now, this is old school.
[35:24.890 --> 35:25.490]  Windows.
[35:25.810 --> 35:29.030]  Every time you use Windows, it reports back to the mothership.
[35:29.150 --> 35:30.930]  Is this an authorized copy?
[35:31.070 --> 35:37.390]  In addition to reporting whether or not it's an authorized copy, it says, Bob's copy connected through this IP address.
[35:37.890 --> 35:39.290]  Apple Store and iTunes.
[35:39.590 --> 35:40.830]  Windows Media Player.
[35:41.130 --> 35:44.810]  Every time you log in anywhere, I know where you are.
[35:45.290 --> 35:46.690]  Internet Explorer.
[35:47.010 --> 35:48.130]  Other browsers.
[35:48.730 --> 35:50.630]  Activated software, phones home.
[35:50.810 --> 35:54.950]  You use Microsoft Word, it connects to the mothership every time you open it up.
[35:55.890 --> 36:00.490]  Even Wii, even Wii connects to the Wii server.
[36:01.810 --> 36:05.850]  TiVo, TV, cable reports your activity.
[36:06.030 --> 36:07.650]  What you're watching, what you're doing.
[36:08.190 --> 36:08.710]  OnStar.
[36:08.790 --> 36:13.450]  Now, by the way, OnStar can now be turned on with a warrant and the microphone.
[36:13.450 --> 36:18.270]  Even if you don't have OnStar, they can activate it remotely.
[36:18.470 --> 36:22.350]  Activate the microphone remotely and bug your car if there's a warrant.
[36:22.530 --> 36:23.530]  Just letting you know.
[36:23.730 --> 36:24.970]  Rip out that microphone.
[36:26.210 --> 36:33.310]  Easy Pass, I Pass, Sun Pass, MetroCard, passenger list, car chip records, digital license plate readers.
[36:33.850 --> 36:34.910]  Big, big, big deal.
[36:35.110 --> 36:36.650]  Unique serial numbers.
[36:36.910 --> 36:38.970]  CD and DVD burner signatures.
[36:39.350 --> 36:40.310]  GPS satellites.
[36:40.650 --> 36:44.750]  The new ones, the Galileo satellites that are going to be used by the European countries.
[36:44.970 --> 36:49.010]  Reports your location within six freaking inches.
[36:49.430 --> 36:55.130]  I can tell not just what side of the street you're on, but what chair you're sitting in at a table.
[36:55.790 --> 36:57.490]  That's literally true.
[36:57.490 --> 36:57.510]  True.
[36:58.050 --> 36:58.890]  Literally true.
[37:01.570 --> 37:02.430]  Check-ins.
[37:03.090 --> 37:05.630]  Check-ins are the investigator's best friend.
[37:06.530 --> 37:09.770]  I feel very comfortable telling you about this because you're nuts.
[37:09.970 --> 37:10.590]  You're not going to stop.
[37:11.370 --> 37:13.190]  I'm at Bob's Pizzeria.
[37:13.390 --> 37:14.630]  I'm at the movie theater.
[37:15.050 --> 37:16.970]  I'm at the 7-Eleven.
[37:17.470 --> 37:18.430]  Who cares?
[37:18.710 --> 37:29.150]  Now, I care, especially if I'm trying to find out how you spend your day and where I can go grab you and pick up surveillance on you because I lost you when you ran that yellow light.
[37:29.890 --> 37:30.930]  Well, I do, oh, check-in.
[37:31.030 --> 37:31.670]  Thank you very much.
[37:31.770 --> 37:32.870]  And I go over there and I got you.
[37:33.970 --> 37:34.370]  Why?
[37:34.770 --> 37:35.110]  Why?
[37:35.410 --> 37:39.790]  Do you really think that your friends are watching your feed and going, hey, Bob's over there.
[37:39.850 --> 37:40.850]  Let me go hang out with him.
[37:40.970 --> 37:42.590]  Are you that freaking lonely?
[37:43.010 --> 37:46.590]  You want to see your friends say, hey, Bob, let's get a slice of pizza.
[37:47.430 --> 37:47.970]  Check-ins?
[37:48.250 --> 37:48.490]  Really?
[37:49.110 --> 37:52.010]  You want to be the mayor of a bowling alley?
[37:53.730 --> 37:56.750]  I mean, how sad is that?
[37:57.810 --> 38:01.390]  How many people in here... Suck it up and tell me.
[38:01.790 --> 38:03.810]  How many people in here have been a mayor of somewhere?
[38:05.370 --> 38:06.750]  Yeah, hands are going up.
[38:06.950 --> 38:07.530]  Shame on you.
[38:08.570 --> 38:10.490]  You look like a really nice person.
[38:10.490 --> 38:11.730]  I would spend time with you.
[38:12.290 --> 38:13.590]  Don't do that stuff.
[38:15.710 --> 38:16.170]  Mayor.
[38:16.430 --> 38:17.450]  What were you the mayor of?
[38:19.110 --> 38:20.670]  You're not going to tell me, are you?
[38:20.910 --> 38:22.470]  No, she's shaking her head, no.
[38:23.190 --> 38:23.590]  Okay.
[38:23.810 --> 38:28.890]  Well, if you're not going to tell me, don't do it again and you're forgiven.
[38:30.650 --> 38:33.770]  Cell phones, cell phones, cell phones, cell phones, cell phones.
[38:34.010 --> 38:49.070]  Listen, last year, according to some information just obtained, 2011, 1.3 million, 1.3 million law enforcement requests for cell phone data.
[38:50.030 --> 38:51.570]  This is not wiretaps.
[38:51.770 --> 38:52.590]  Not wiretaps.
[38:52.770 --> 38:56.030]  I can promise you there are not 1.3 million wiretaps.
[38:56.190 --> 39:01.870]  Not even in the book 1984 would there be 1.3 million wiretaps.
[39:01.870 --> 39:04.390]  This is mostly location data.
[39:04.830 --> 39:05.730]  Where's this guy?
[39:05.830 --> 39:06.330]  Who's he with?
[39:06.530 --> 39:07.150]  Where's this guy?
[39:07.250 --> 39:07.670]  Who's he with?
[39:07.790 --> 39:12.910]  Where was he last month before we knew enough to put a guy on him?
[39:14.090 --> 39:15.810]  Retroactive surveillance.
[39:18.170 --> 39:18.650]  Dude.
[39:21.390 --> 39:22.250]  Cell phones.
[39:23.510 --> 39:25.170]  I can follow you through GPS.
[39:25.170 --> 39:27.050]  I can follow you through Skyhook.
[39:27.170 --> 39:30.590]  I can follow you through enhanced Skyhook, which is what they call them P2P.
[39:30.590 --> 39:32.330]  I can follow you through pinging.
[39:32.510 --> 39:34.690]  I can follow you through setting up a triggerfish.
[39:36.090 --> 39:38.250]  E911 constantly goes back and forth.
[39:38.750 --> 39:40.530]  Wi-Fi activity from your phone.
[39:40.990 --> 39:42.010]  Smartphone activity.
[39:42.250 --> 39:45.750]  All of these things tell me exactly where you are.
[39:46.310 --> 39:46.870]  Exactly.
[39:47.210 --> 39:57.270]  And I want to tell you the phone companies keep tower information and keep location information for between 18 months and seven years, depending on the carrier.
[39:58.450 --> 40:11.890]  If I want to know everywhere you were, every minute of your life last year, before I even knew I cared about you, before I even knew your name, subpoena, warrant, grand jury subpoena.
[40:12.110 --> 40:15.110]  I know everywhere you are, your entire life.
[40:17.510 --> 40:18.570]  Show of hands.
[40:18.830 --> 40:20.590]  I already know the stats on this.
[40:20.710 --> 40:22.950]  And I'll tell you after I demonstrated.
[40:22.950 --> 40:28.590]  How many people in this room never, never turn off their cell phone?
[40:31.740 --> 40:32.700]  Okay, look around.
[40:32.980 --> 40:34.080]  It's more than half of the room.
[40:34.220 --> 40:34.820]  Keep your hands up.
[40:35.140 --> 40:35.960]  Keep your hands up.
[40:36.720 --> 40:37.800]  More than half of the room.
[40:38.460 --> 40:41.200]  77% of all Americans never turn off their cell phone.
[40:41.400 --> 40:43.200]  They plug it in to charge it, they take it with them.
[40:43.360 --> 40:44.960]  Plug it in to charge it, they take it with them.
[40:46.800 --> 40:47.760]  Holy crap.
[40:49.480 --> 40:51.560]  You never turn off your cell phone.
[40:51.780 --> 40:53.940]  What do you think you're going to miss at 3 o'clock in the morning?
[40:55.580 --> 40:57.480]  A ping from Jesus?
[40:57.940 --> 41:02.440]  I mean... And I'm jewish and I say that.
[41:06.560 --> 41:07.040]  Skyhook.
[41:07.480 --> 41:17.760]  If GPS doesn't work, Skyhook has 55 million data points where it knows if you're 200 meters from this location, 400 meters from this location, you're there.
[41:21.170 --> 41:24.650]  Google has a similar product and they're doing this P2P stuff now.
[41:24.850 --> 41:26.670]  I got to start doing this like a speed freak.
[41:26.850 --> 41:29.310]  If I know where you are, I know what you're doing.
[41:29.470 --> 41:35.890]  Because every bar, every store, every house, everything is GPS coded.
[41:36.070 --> 41:41.610]  I can look at your GPS location and I can say, you're in front of Twinkies Boom Boom Room.
[41:41.850 --> 41:43.350]  You're at the movie theater.
[41:43.590 --> 41:45.250]  You are at an abortion clinic.
[41:45.430 --> 41:48.390]  You are at a demonstration in Zuccotti Park.
[41:48.390 --> 41:51.490]  You are at the gun range.
[41:52.070 --> 41:52.670]  Whatever.
[41:52.870 --> 41:54.450]  I know what's there.
[41:54.630 --> 41:56.610]  Because every location is geocoded.
[41:56.810 --> 41:57.650]  Here's your GPS.
[41:58.010 --> 41:58.910]  You press the button.
[41:59.050 --> 42:00.410]  Find me the nearest gas station.
[42:00.590 --> 42:01.850]  How do you think it knows that?
[42:02.130 --> 42:04.370]  You think it starts calling around on the phone?
[42:04.590 --> 42:06.670]  It's got everything located in there.
[42:07.670 --> 42:13.910]  So I know parking lot, movie theater, bar, Bob's house, everything.
[42:17.640 --> 42:19.340]  Behavior patterns, behavior patterns, associates.
[42:19.700 --> 42:24.060]  If you're going to a bar every night of the week, hey, dude, it tells me something about you.
[42:24.240 --> 42:35.740]  If you're going to a doctor every week, I know you have a medical problem or you're taking someone who does and I can check to see is another cell phone going with you.
[42:36.120 --> 42:37.280]  It's that advanced.
[42:39.520 --> 42:45.320]  There's a product called RAABI that a friend of mine in Israel developed and he's twisted guy.
[42:45.340 --> 42:48.400]  So he called it rabbi, which stands for...
[42:51.200 --> 42:52.520]  Okay, where is it?
[42:52.720 --> 42:52.960]  Somewhere?
[42:55.280 --> 42:56.200]  Oh, there we go.
[42:56.540 --> 42:56.900]  Thank you.
[42:58.120 --> 42:59.720]  I need an assistant apparently.
[43:00.440 --> 43:03.060]  Relationship and activity analysis and behavior informant.
[43:03.280 --> 43:03.640]  Rabbi.
[43:05.360 --> 43:11.120]  By looking at what you've done and who you've done it with, I can tell who you're meeting with, who's important to you.
[43:11.220 --> 43:13.840]  I can see if you are a known associate of criminals.
[43:13.920 --> 43:17.080]  I can tell what results from your activities.
[43:17.300 --> 43:20.980]  I'm not going to go through this because the clock is ticking, but it tells me.
[43:21.000 --> 43:23.160]  Now, by the way, here is from an actual subpoena.
[43:23.360 --> 43:24.740]  Here's a cell tower response.
[43:24.900 --> 43:30.200]  It tells me down to 25 feet, if you look at that, where you are.
[43:30.200 --> 43:32.140]  Sometimes it tells me you're on the spot.
[43:33.620 --> 43:35.440]  And again, Google P2P.
[43:35.900 --> 43:36.840]  Google P2P.
[43:36.960 --> 43:38.540]  This is going to be a game changer.
[43:38.560 --> 43:42.080]  This and the new GPS satellites and everybody using smartphones.
[43:43.520 --> 43:44.400]  Here's a...
[43:45.940 --> 43:47.620]  This is sold to private industry.
[43:48.340 --> 43:50.260]  Now, I'm not going to get up here.
[43:50.420 --> 43:52.200]  I'll be very upfront about this.
[43:53.100 --> 43:55.240]  I'm not telling you the best stuff I know.
[43:55.980 --> 43:56.980]  For two reasons.
[43:56.980 --> 44:00.660]  First of all, the publicly available stuff is freaky enough.
[44:01.060 --> 44:03.520]  And I'm, I believe, making my point.
[44:04.920 --> 44:11.040]  And second of all, of course, there are bad people out there that this stuff does deserve to be targeted at.
[44:11.200 --> 44:12.380]  And it's not my place.
[44:12.480 --> 44:17.040]  I'm not Julian Assange, who we could talk about some other time.
[44:18.780 --> 44:20.980]  I don't believe in what Julian Assange is doing.
[44:21.480 --> 44:23.120]  I believe in freedom of information.
[44:23.120 --> 44:24.020]  That's for damn sure.
[44:24.020 --> 44:30.440]  But I don't believe that I have a right to take secret information or law enforcement information and decide myself who gets what.
[44:30.780 --> 44:31.940]  So I don't discuss that.
[44:32.080 --> 44:32.940]  I think that's wrong.
[44:33.160 --> 44:34.200]  I think it's bad.
[44:34.880 --> 44:37.600]  By the way, I do think Julian Assange raped those two women.
[44:37.680 --> 44:39.340]  So that puts them on my shit list, too.
[44:42.320 --> 44:45.560]  But this is an example of what's out there that's used by law enforcement.
[44:45.560 --> 44:56.780]  Not only does it suck in everything, your IP contacts, your email, your profile, your social networking contacts, but it builds a profile of you.
[44:56.920 --> 45:00.140]  And it can follow if it knows you're using two or three phones that identifies.
[45:00.680 --> 45:04.080]  Listen, you have a regular phone and you have a drop phone.
[45:04.880 --> 45:11.000]  Everywhere your regular phone is, including three o'clock in the morning, your drop phone is.
[45:12.480 --> 45:17.460]  Gee, is it possible Bob is using a second phone I don't know about?
[45:18.000 --> 45:18.740]  Come on.
[45:18.740 --> 45:23.960]  So this analyzes that, it finds that second phone, and it grabs the data.
[45:24.600 --> 45:26.800]  And it can grab the data after the fact.
[45:27.060 --> 45:31.080]  And here, multiple handphones, multiple SIMs, locations, whatever.
[45:31.460 --> 45:34.840]  The funny thing is, the U.S. government gives this stuff out.
[45:35.400 --> 45:38.680]  And in the case of Milan, it was turned against them.
[45:39.340 --> 45:40.320]  Historic data.
[45:40.840 --> 45:46.880]  I'm going to keep zipping through this, but let me just tell you, I can find out without breaking a sweat.
[45:46.880 --> 45:48.240]  Everywhere you go.
[45:48.500 --> 45:49.860]  Everybody you spend time with.
[45:50.160 --> 45:51.400]  Everything you like to do.
[45:51.640 --> 45:52.700]  Everywhere you do it.
[45:53.000 --> 45:54.000]  And who you do it with.
[45:54.240 --> 45:55.380]  Just from your cell phone.
[45:56.060 --> 45:56.420]  Okay?
[45:56.700 --> 45:58.340]  I don't have to show you a whole lot of slides.
[45:58.620 --> 45:59.500]  That's the bottom line.
[46:00.160 --> 46:07.200]  And here, by the way, here's one of the programs being tested.
[46:07.440 --> 46:11.240]  Where it reports locations and SIM cards and activities and everything.
[46:11.500 --> 46:14.940]  The beta test name of the program is Honest to God, Guilt by Association.
[46:16.540 --> 46:18.020]  And here's link analysis.
[46:18.440 --> 46:20.240]  Here is a criminal conspiracy.
[46:20.580 --> 46:22.520]  You know, who are the central guys?
[46:22.860 --> 46:25.580]  We know that that guy's a bad guy, main bad guy.
[46:25.740 --> 46:27.860]  Everybody goes to him and so on and so forth.
[46:28.080 --> 46:33.640]  Guys, I'm not telling you anything you couldn't find out if you cared to do so by just going on Google.
[46:33.840 --> 46:37.580]  A lot of these examples, because I knew what to look for.
[46:37.580 --> 46:38.440]  I went.
[46:38.540 --> 46:40.160]  I went right to the company's websites.
[46:40.440 --> 46:41.460]  I went right to Google.
[46:41.620 --> 46:42.540]  I sucked this all down.
[46:42.960 --> 46:43.960]  None of this is a secret.
[46:44.340 --> 46:47.800]  Now, I'm going to do this really, really fast.
[46:49.540 --> 46:49.940]  Milan.
[46:50.400 --> 46:52.800]  There's an example that I've given about Milan.
[46:56.020 --> 46:57.540]  There was a terrorist.
[46:58.160 --> 46:59.400]  Omar Abu Bakr.
[47:00.560 --> 47:01.240]  Alleged terrorist.
[47:01.360 --> 47:01.940]  Real terrorist.
[47:02.080 --> 47:02.940]  We're not going to get into that.
[47:02.940 --> 47:04.360]  CIA thought he was a terrorist.
[47:05.060 --> 47:09.340]  So they sent 26 guys to Milan and they snatched him up.
[47:09.640 --> 47:21.160]  And they did what's called an extraordinary rendition, which is a euphemism for putting a bag over his head, taping him up and shipping him to a country where we won't torture him, but they will.
[47:21.360 --> 47:30.980]  And in this case, they shipped him to Egypt, where he was tortured horribly, homosexual rape, beatings, burnings, whatever, for a few years.
[47:30.980 --> 47:33.780]  There's actually a book on it.
[47:33.860 --> 47:34.740]  A really, really good one.
[47:34.860 --> 47:36.320]  Not an opinionated left wing book.
[47:36.400 --> 47:42.500]  A book that even I think is good called A Kidnapping in Milan, which I urge you to read.
[47:44.940 --> 47:55.000]  And then after three years of being tortured, both the Egyptians and the CIA agents who were observing the torture for a good part of it said, oops.
[47:56.680 --> 48:13.780]  And they put him back on a plane and they put him back to Milan, where the prosecutor, who's a pretty good guy, pretty good cop, anti-mafia prosecutor by the name of Bruno Megali says, we have to identify these guys.
[48:13.780 --> 48:14.800]  So here's what he did.
[48:16.720 --> 48:19.320]  That, by the way, is from an actual surveillance.
[48:19.580 --> 48:25.640]  That's Omar Abu Bakr, who kind of looks like somebody I'd want a rendition if I was in that frame of mind.
[48:26.400 --> 48:27.860]  Don't judge people by their looks.
[48:30.740 --> 48:32.140]  So here's what happened.
[48:32.440 --> 48:35.720]  They figured out where he was kidnapped.
[48:36.080 --> 48:41.280]  They knew where he was kidnapped because there were two witnesses to the kidnapping who went to the police.
[48:41.620 --> 48:49.160]  So they went to the cell towers using information, by the way, that had been given to them by the CIA for anti-terrorism work.
[48:50.080 --> 48:54.020]  And they grabbed all of the connections.
[48:54.560 --> 49:01.740]  Now, for those of you who are tech weenies or phone weenies or phone phreaks, is Captain Crunch in the room, for example?
[49:02.880 --> 49:06.220]  You know that a GSM cell phone has two things.
[49:06.400 --> 49:14.000]  It has a hardwired code, which is randomly called either an ESN or an MEID or an IMEI, depending on who you're asking.
[49:14.000 --> 49:16.100]  And it has a SIM card.
[49:16.380 --> 49:18.760]  Both of these things are absolutely unique.
[49:19.340 --> 49:22.020]  No phone has that hardware ID.
[49:22.340 --> 49:24.320]  No phone has that SIM card ID.
[49:24.520 --> 49:27.280]  And together they are super, super unique.
[49:28.260 --> 49:34.080]  So they went and they identified all the SIM cards and all the hardware IDs in the location.
[49:34.540 --> 49:39.100]  And they found people who met a certain profile.
[49:39.640 --> 49:43.360]  They weren't in the area normally.
[49:43.360 --> 49:45.220]  They didn't live in the area.
[49:45.360 --> 49:49.560]  Their SIM numbers and their IMEI and whatever weren't there at night.
[49:49.700 --> 49:51.520]  They did the most basic analysis.
[49:51.720 --> 49:58.120]  And I want to tell you, the key question for an analyst to ask is, what does X look like?
[49:58.420 --> 50:00.020]  What does a terrorist look like?
[50:00.140 --> 50:01.740]  What does a kidnapper look like?
[50:01.880 --> 50:03.580]  What does a money launderer look like?
[50:03.760 --> 50:11.040]  And once you figure out the profile, then you go out to big data, to the data sets, and you find everything that matches that.
[50:11.660 --> 50:13.180]  And more often than not, you're right.
[50:13.800 --> 50:15.020]  More often than not, you're right.
[50:15.180 --> 50:23.920]  If I want to find a drug dealer, if I want to find a money launderer, today, if I have the right analyst and the right general profile, I can find drug dealers.
[50:23.920 --> 50:25.120]  I can find money launderers.
[50:25.220 --> 50:27.380]  I can find terrorists just by pressing a button.
[50:27.720 --> 50:29.600]  There is enough data now.
[50:31.540 --> 50:33.760]  So they said, what would the kidnappers look like?
[50:33.860 --> 50:42.240]  Well, they would look like people who were in the area at the time of the kidnapping.
[50:43.280 --> 50:47.500]  Then, checking back, we would see that they were there intermittently.
[50:47.800 --> 50:57.960]  We would also see that they came together, meaning four-man team does the snatch, four-man team does the recon in advance, so on and so forth.
[50:58.120 --> 50:59.320]  They knew what to look for.
[50:59.500 --> 51:04.260]  Somebody whose SIM card is there all day because they're running a store or working in the hotel.
[51:04.260 --> 51:08.780]  By the way, the best tower that they used was on the roof of the Hilton Hotel there.
[51:10.020 --> 51:13.580]  The profile, the profile was X.
[51:13.880 --> 51:22.200]  They figured out the profile and they found three, four, five, six groups of cell phones.
[51:22.980 --> 51:32.280]  One of the cell phones they knew because this anti-terrorism prosecutor was talking to the owner of that cell phone on a regular basis.
[51:32.280 --> 51:35.180]  He was the CIA station chief.
[51:35.840 --> 51:37.760]  So they went, aha.
[51:38.760 --> 51:41.600]  And things started falling apart from there.
[51:42.620 --> 51:52.260]  Eleven SIMs were in the snatch location, were in contact with six SIMs at a blocking location on the A4.
[51:52.580 --> 51:57.040]  Another three SIMs were shared SIMs.
[51:57.040 --> 52:02.840]  In the months before the abduction, 20 SIMs had been in regular frequent contact with the other.
[52:02.980 --> 52:04.820]  They were able to discern patterns.
[52:06.620 --> 52:11.060]  Here is, by the way, I went and I actually got copies of the court file.
[52:11.300 --> 52:13.400]  Here is an actual thing from the court file.
[52:13.680 --> 52:16.840]  These are people talking to other people in the target SIMs.
[52:16.840 --> 52:25.920]  And they were able to track these SIMs extrapolating out from known people, including Bob Lady, the CIA station chief.
[52:26.120 --> 52:31.640]  And they were able to identify, for example, three other people.
[52:31.980 --> 52:33.760]  Now, it gets worse, by the way.
[52:33.920 --> 52:37.940]  After the kidnapping, the snatch team and the blocking team dispersed.
[52:37.940 --> 52:48.760]  They dispersed by getting together at the same hotels, by checking in using credit cards that were all billed to the same P.O.
[52:48.780 --> 52:49.540]  box where?
[52:50.180 --> 52:51.360]  In Virginia.
[52:51.460 --> 52:51.860]  Correct.
[52:52.440 --> 52:53.540]  Gets worse.
[52:54.300 --> 52:58.700]  The credit cards, the first 13 digits of the credit cards were?
[52:59.900 --> 53:00.660]  Sequential.
[53:04.350 --> 53:06.990]  It still causes me pain as an investigator.
[53:07.790 --> 53:10.850]  So eventually, they were able to build these profiles.
[53:11.010 --> 53:12.530]  They were able to identify everybody.
[53:12.790 --> 53:16.810]  This one goes to this hotel, the Hilton, talks to that cell phone.
[53:16.930 --> 53:20.010]  And by the way, they found out that a bunch of the CIA teams were shacking up.
[53:20.230 --> 53:26.890]  This girl ended up checking in with this guy and so on and so forth, which busted up two marriages, by the way, when the indictment came out.
[53:27.490 --> 53:28.610]  No, no, that's really true.
[53:28.730 --> 53:29.130]  Read the book.
[53:30.210 --> 53:31.010]  Really fascinating.
[53:31.010 --> 53:34.510]  And they were able to, ultimately, that's the indictment.
[53:34.670 --> 53:35.070]  Wow.
[53:36.690 --> 53:37.610]  It's not Bravo.
[53:37.930 --> 53:43.310]  It's what a goddamn shame because these are, for the most part, I've looked into the background of these people.
[53:43.370 --> 53:45.610]  These are people who are real good Americans, real patriots.
[53:46.550 --> 53:47.370]  Join the CIA.
[53:47.470 --> 53:49.070]  You don't get paid real well in the CIA.
[53:49.150 --> 53:54.610]  I can tell you that if you work for the government, you work for private sector, I get paid five times what these guys do.
[53:54.750 --> 54:00.630]  And they work 87 times harder than I do and they're in 97 times as much danger as I am.
[54:00.630 --> 54:05.410]  And they're mostly doing it for America, not because they can't get a private sector job.
[54:05.590 --> 54:10.630]  If they want to go and become what's called red cards, they get five times as much money.
[54:10.770 --> 54:12.690]  I mean, literally five times as much money.
[54:13.570 --> 54:14.870]  These are, these are good people.
[54:14.870 --> 54:15.550]  It's not Bravo.
[54:15.690 --> 54:16.050]  They were just following waters.
[54:16.210 --> 54:16.950]  Say what?
[54:17.210 --> 54:18.830]  They were just following waters.
[54:19.210 --> 54:20.290]  Kiss my ass.
[54:22.270 --> 54:23.570]  These are not Nazis.
[54:23.850 --> 54:25.090]  I know some of these people.
[54:25.230 --> 54:25.710]  You don't.
[54:25.850 --> 54:28.210]  They were foolish, but they are not Nazis.
[54:28.430 --> 54:33.910]  By the way, I'm the only one in this room who actually was a Nazi hunter and caught Nazis.
[54:34.090 --> 54:35.070]  Don't tell me about Nazis.
[54:35.070 --> 54:35.630]  Okay?
[54:38.950 --> 54:41.370]  Unfortunately, these 26 people were caught.
[54:41.570 --> 54:46.090]  And it was done entirely through electronic means.
[54:46.530 --> 54:50.230]  If this can be done to these guys, imagine your daily life.
[54:51.310 --> 54:54.710]  And people do it not because they want to invade your privacy.
[54:54.870 --> 54:56.310]  They want to sell you stuff.
[54:56.310 --> 54:59.990]  Things are to the point now where you are walking down the aisle.
[55:00.570 --> 55:05.110]  You stop in a supermarket and you look at a display of canned peaches.
[55:05.710 --> 55:12.270]  On your phone will pop up a coupon for a certain brand of canned peaches to try to get you to buy those peaches.
[55:12.550 --> 55:20.430]  And if you in fact do buy those peaches, which will be confirmed because you're going to probably be using your cell phone as the payment device.
[55:20.430 --> 55:24.330]  But for now, you're using your credit card as a payment device.
[55:25.610 --> 55:31.050]  Apple gets a credit or Android slash Google gets a credit or AdMob gets a credit.
[55:31.550 --> 55:34.050]  You're walking into a steakhouse.
[55:34.570 --> 55:36.150]  On your phone pops up, stop.
[55:36.550 --> 55:38.070]  Don't go into Bob's steakhouse.
[55:38.250 --> 55:41.230]  Here's 33% off for Fred's steakhouse.
[55:41.530 --> 55:43.330]  Back out of there, go two blocks to the right.
[55:43.630 --> 55:44.750]  33% off.
[55:45.870 --> 55:50.150]  That is coming, has come, will be coming more and more and more.
[55:51.350 --> 55:54.090]  It's not because they want to invade your privacy.
[55:54.310 --> 55:55.910]  They want to sell you stuff.
[55:56.050 --> 56:06.230]  And so it's so intensely accurate and intensely all-inclusive that these private companies, which by the way, you have no control over.
[56:06.710 --> 56:08.430]  No control whatsoever.
[56:08.770 --> 56:09.890]  Let me tell you a story.
[56:09.890 --> 56:22.490]  There is a drug dealer, a bonafide bad man drug dealer, who was caught in large part because the FBI put a bumper beeper, a GPS tracking device, on his car.
[56:23.730 --> 56:27.610]  So his attorney argues all the way up to the Supreme Court.
[56:27.810 --> 56:29.510]  This is an invasion of privacy.
[56:29.910 --> 56:31.370]  They should have had a warrant.
[56:31.490 --> 56:32.350]  Supreme Court agrees.
[56:32.730 --> 56:35.970]  This guy's conviction is thrown out.
[56:36.150 --> 56:37.410]  He has to be retried.
[56:39.670 --> 56:41.870]  FBI said, no problem.
[56:42.210 --> 56:45.170]  We'll just use his GPS data from his phones.
[56:45.570 --> 56:47.870]  Same exact evidence, even more detailed.
[56:47.870 --> 56:51.410]  They got rid of 3000 GPS bumper beepers.
[56:52.090 --> 56:56.910]  And now they're using 30 million cell phones or 300 million cell phones.
[56:59.530 --> 57:02.450]  It's not because the FBI wants to track you.
[57:02.490 --> 57:04.350]  It's because people want to sell you stuff.
[57:04.870 --> 57:08.790]  Here is mobile location tracking.
[57:09.390 --> 57:12.990]  I want to tell you this is a commercially available service.
[57:13.490 --> 57:17.090]  This is sold right now to bail bondsmen, to private investigators.
[57:17.270 --> 57:21.710]  If I want your cell phone pinged, hey, I call my office.
[57:21.730 --> 57:22.630]  I speak to Clarissa.
[57:22.730 --> 57:25.570]  I say, Clarissa, listen, I lost this tail.
[57:27.190 --> 57:28.390]  Call blah, blah, blah.
[57:28.630 --> 57:36.810]  I'm not going to tell you the name of the company, but you guys could Google this text and pull it up right off of their website like I did, but it's not my job to tell you.
[57:39.870 --> 57:41.910]  Pinging is now a commercial service.
[57:42.170 --> 57:44.490]  I can find out where your cell phone is right now.
[57:44.750 --> 57:48.270]  10 years ago, maybe the NSA could do it.
[57:48.510 --> 57:51.130]  Now, any schmuck with an account can do it.
[57:51.230 --> 57:52.290]  And this is not the only one.
[57:52.850 --> 58:00.730]  And they can track you down to within 15 meters within 30 seconds or within 100 meters within 10 seconds.
[58:02.990 --> 58:05.990]  And here, by the way, this is a true story.
[58:06.210 --> 58:10.630]  I was contacted by an investigator in Dallas who said we were hired by a family.
[58:11.250 --> 58:20.370]  This girl three nights ago went out to get pizza for her job crew, went to the pizzeria.
[58:20.590 --> 58:22.030]  They wouldn't take her credit card.
[58:22.030 --> 58:25.630]  She went to a cash machine, took out 100 bucks.
[58:25.850 --> 58:31.450]  We know we've got her ATM card usage in the photo from the cash machine, and she's disappeared.
[58:32.450 --> 58:33.630]  So we pinged her cell phone.
[58:33.730 --> 58:35.670]  This is the actual ping of the cell phone that I did.
[58:35.850 --> 58:36.690]  This is my ping.
[58:37.370 --> 58:41.090]  And we found her car, and they went there, and they found her dead in the car, sadly.
[58:42.050 --> 58:44.470]  She was 106 degrees in the car.
[58:44.670 --> 58:48.770]  She had stopped, had a couple of beers in the car, fell asleep in the car, got cooked.
[58:49.330 --> 58:52.670]  And she died, but it would have been days before they found her.
[58:52.790 --> 59:03.250]  And I can't even imagine in a parked car in Dallas where the engine had run out of gas and there was no AC, what she would have been like.
[59:03.590 --> 59:06.970]  But we found her, and I've used pinging for a lot of cases.
[59:07.250 --> 59:10.190]  And it's an invaluable tool, and anybody can do it.
[59:10.190 --> 59:11.210]  iPhone.
[59:13.190 --> 59:16.870]  Apple iPhone reports every damn thing about you.
[59:17.050 --> 59:29.710]  Who you talk to, where you are, what you buy, who you text, who you email, where you eat, what movies you're interested in, searching for properties, everything.
[59:29.930 --> 59:31.650]  And they're doing it for one reason.
[59:32.510 --> 59:33.270]  I add.
[59:33.450 --> 59:34.650]  This is not Photoshop.
[59:35.690 --> 59:36.170]  iPhone.
[59:36.170 --> 59:36.350]  I add.
[59:36.510 --> 59:36.930]  iPhone.
[59:37.170 --> 59:37.590]  iPad.
[59:37.970 --> 59:38.450]  I add.
[59:39.350 --> 59:40.190]  I, you're screwed.
[59:40.870 --> 59:41.350]  Okay?
[59:42.550 --> 59:45.030]  I mean, Apple say, okay.
[59:45.250 --> 59:46.450]  I was smart enough to put it up there.
[59:46.550 --> 59:50.150]  Just so you know, all your communications with Siri saved.
[59:51.390 --> 59:55.570]  Safari lets you strip out ads, but it reports the URLs to Apple.
[59:55.970 --> 59:57.710]  Again, like Google encrypted search.
[59:57.890 --> 59:59.050]  Ooh, they're doing you a big favor.
[59:59.350 --> 01:00:00.090]  Stripping out ads.
[01:00:00.330 --> 01:00:01.150]  No, no, no.
[01:00:01.470 --> 01:00:04.330]  They don't want other people to be able to sell you ads.
[01:00:04.450 --> 01:00:10.970]  They want to be able to say to advertisers, anybody using Safari, the only way you can put an ad there is through us.
[01:00:13.130 --> 01:00:19.270]  New privacy policy lets Apple collect and share iPhone users precise locations.
[01:00:19.650 --> 01:00:20.090]  Why?
[01:00:20.450 --> 01:00:25.330]  Not because, I can't think of the guy's name, whoever it was that took over from Steve Jobs.
[01:00:25.510 --> 01:00:29.950]  Not because he cares where you are at three o'clock in the morning, but because he wants to sell you stuff.
[01:00:32.570 --> 01:00:48.630]  Cell phone is a loyalty card, payment device, barcode reader, store guide, eBay or Amazon portal, manufacturer syncing, retail object recognition, Google goggles, all data to manufacture, locator beacon, never turned off.
[01:00:48.850 --> 01:00:54.190]  These facts are standard on everybody's phone and it gives me your life.
[01:00:56.190 --> 01:00:59.430]  I'm going to switch through this super fast.
[01:00:59.430 --> 01:01:01.130]  Oh, there you go.
[01:01:01.950 --> 01:01:03.330]  We're going to talk now.
[01:01:03.950 --> 01:01:04.370]  We're going to...
[01:01:04.370 --> 01:01:05.290]  I mean, I don't...
[01:01:05.290 --> 01:01:10.650]  Do I really need to cover what GPS does and that it's a constant implementation at everything now?
[01:01:11.690 --> 01:01:12.910]  Again, GPS.
[01:01:15.330 --> 01:01:24.970]  I mean, it's so easy and it's so simple that there's an app that you can put in a bar in Dallas and it will tell...
[01:01:24.970 --> 01:01:25.930]  No, excuse me.
[01:01:25.930 --> 01:01:33.170]  You can put in a location in Dallas and it will suck down how many girls there are around you and where you can go and stalk them.
[01:01:33.310 --> 01:01:34.430]  This has been pulled down.
[01:01:36.090 --> 01:01:39.090]  Oh, and this is the USA versus Antoine Jones.
[01:01:39.430 --> 01:01:40.130]  Google that.
[01:01:40.290 --> 01:01:40.770]  Look at it.
[01:01:41.170 --> 01:01:41.570]  Understand.
[01:01:43.890 --> 01:01:44.370]  Now.
[01:01:45.390 --> 01:01:45.870]  Marketing.
[01:01:47.310 --> 01:01:48.010]  Oh, boy.
[01:01:48.170 --> 01:01:49.350]  I'm running over.
[01:01:49.510 --> 01:01:57.850]  I am going to tell you that, by the way, my favorite one right there is the huge woman with the diaper and the antenna on her head.
[01:01:58.210 --> 01:02:00.070]  If you're just looking for one.
[01:02:00.850 --> 01:02:25.830]  I will tell you that every subscription, every 800 number call, every product survey, every product resolution, registration, every credit card usage, every login, every website visit, every check-in, every like, every friend, everything is used to define you down to a unique person and figure out what you'll pay money for.
[01:02:26.970 --> 01:02:33.390]  Your likes, your dislikes, your habits, your hobbies, your religion, your politics, your sexual orientation, everything.
[01:02:34.330 --> 01:02:39.450]  If I buy, if I subscribe to Wine Spectator, I'm interested in wine.
[01:02:39.710 --> 01:02:41.990]  Gun Digest, I'm interested in guns.
[01:02:42.510 --> 01:02:43.890]  Hebe, I'm a jewish guy.
[01:02:44.350 --> 01:02:47.170]  Paz, I'm HIV positive.
[01:02:47.790 --> 01:02:51.730]  I mean, every little thing about you can be defined down.
[01:02:51.990 --> 01:02:54.150]  And they have marketing lists that they sell.
[01:02:54.150 --> 01:02:56.550]  I mean, I wish I could go into this a little more.
[01:02:56.650 --> 01:02:58.310]  I got to do this like a speed freak now.
[01:02:58.590 --> 01:03:09.370]  But there are primarily two companies, Info USA and Acxiom, A-C-X-I-O-M, that have billions of records, tens of billions of records on you.
[01:03:10.010 --> 01:03:21.550]  Your age, your income level, home value, your health, your hobbies, your ethnicity, the value of your home, your household income, your date of birth, your discretionary spending.
[01:03:22.750 --> 01:03:25.210]  And they sell marketing lists.
[01:03:25.450 --> 01:03:28.210]  Suffering seniors, elderly people with cancer.
[01:03:28.890 --> 01:03:32.070]  There's specific marketing to those people.
[01:03:32.490 --> 01:03:33.350]  Oldies but goodies.
[01:03:33.610 --> 01:03:35.550]  Gamblers over the age of 55.
[01:03:36.730 --> 01:03:37.330]  Acxiom.
[01:03:38.390 --> 01:03:48.670]  Acxiom pulls together direct mail, calls, networks, websites, emails, displays, your mobile phone activity, your text activity, your social networking activity.
[01:03:48.670 --> 01:03:51.510]  Everything into one file about you.
[01:03:52.230 --> 01:03:56.250]  And they have 132 million unique files on Americans.
[01:03:56.610 --> 01:04:06.910]  They pull in how many friends you have, how many sites you visit, Facebook, LinkedIn, MySpace, Twitter followers, social activity segments.
[01:04:06.910 --> 01:04:14.750]  Like if you like something, how much you spend, your income, your race, your religion.
[01:04:16.150 --> 01:04:17.330]  Do you have an allergy?
[01:04:17.470 --> 01:04:18.230]  Do you have arthritis?
[01:04:18.490 --> 01:04:18.930]  Do you have diabetes?
[01:04:19.830 --> 01:04:21.410]  Do you eat organic food?
[01:04:21.410 --> 01:04:22.410]  Are you a senior?
[01:04:22.710 --> 01:04:27.050]  Are you interested in arts, flying, computers, celebrities?
[01:04:29.530 --> 01:04:30.930]  How many kids you have?
[01:04:31.050 --> 01:04:31.790]  How old they are?
[01:04:31.910 --> 01:04:32.470]  Are you divorced?
[01:04:32.630 --> 01:04:33.550]  Are you a newlywed?
[01:04:33.550 --> 01:04:34.430]  What I want you to get me back to?
[01:04:34.430 --> 01:04:35.210]  And so on and so forth.
[01:04:35.310 --> 01:04:36.770]  And so then they put together in lists.
[01:04:37.450 --> 01:04:46.090]  These people know more about you on any given day than the FBI, the CIA, the KGB, your own mother.
[01:04:48.570 --> 01:04:50.590]  Uh, you with the glasses.
[01:04:52.090 --> 01:04:55.690]  If I come to you and I say, I've got a guy I'm investigating.
[01:04:56.330 --> 01:05:02.110]  He's a subscriber to Soldier of Fortune magazine, American Rifleman, The Washington Times.
[01:05:02.290 --> 01:05:04.150]  He purchased the force of reason.
[01:05:04.330 --> 01:05:11.990]  He's a registered Republican and he's listed in Focus USA's Christian donors list, which I can determine about somebody pretty damn easily.
[01:05:12.290 --> 01:05:14.310]  What can you tell me about this person?
[01:05:18.240 --> 01:05:19.960]  Is that like thing on too tight?
[01:05:21.400 --> 01:05:22.880]  I'll tell you what it tells me.
[01:05:23.660 --> 01:05:27.100]  He's a, probably, but you know, he's a gun owner.
[01:05:27.260 --> 01:05:28.380]  He's a right winger.
[01:05:28.600 --> 01:05:30.800]  He's, well, that's for damn sure.
[01:05:31.040 --> 01:05:35.780]  He's a Republican and he's a believing Christian and he's into Christian politics.
[01:05:37.020 --> 01:05:37.500]  Okay.
[01:05:39.800 --> 01:05:53.460]  Second guy, Village Voice, High Times Magazine, Cat Fancier, reads Noam Chomsky, Green Party, contributed to the United Jewish Appeal, the Gay Men's Health Crisis.
[01:05:53.460 --> 01:05:57.020]  By the way, this is a real profile and American Friends of Peace Now.
[01:05:57.120 --> 01:05:57.900]  What do you know about him?
[01:06:00.060 --> 01:06:06.380]  He is a left wing, he is a left wing, gay, jewish guy.
[01:06:07.200 --> 01:06:08.780]  Probably pot smoker.
[01:06:09.160 --> 01:06:11.160]  Left wing, pot smoking, gay, jewish guy.
[01:06:11.420 --> 01:06:11.680]  Right?
[01:06:12.760 --> 01:06:17.820]  Now, by the way, just, just, just, was that you?
[01:06:18.480 --> 01:06:19.120]  That's you?
[01:06:20.420 --> 01:06:24.140]  Now, by the way, I just, I just want to, I'm not gay or left wing.
[01:06:29.040 --> 01:06:32.480]  Not, not, not that there's anything wrong with it.
[01:06:34.240 --> 01:06:35.240]  I love that line.
[01:06:35.340 --> 01:06:36.860]  Not that there's anything wrong with it.
[01:06:37.500 --> 01:06:37.900]  Okay.
[01:06:38.060 --> 01:06:48.500]  Now, by the way, the way that you tell that this guy is gay, just for those of you who want to go into investigations, has nothing to do with the, with the gay men's health crisis.
[01:06:48.960 --> 01:06:50.660]  He's single and he lives with a cat.
[01:06:50.800 --> 01:06:51.720]  That's all you need to know.
[01:06:54.180 --> 01:06:57.100]  With databases, 47 times easier.
[01:06:57.280 --> 01:07:03.240]  You can download all of this information and get the same thing on your computer almost immediately.
[01:07:05.180 --> 01:07:08.820]  Lists, cross-referencing, matching, can all be done in one place.
[01:07:09.180 --> 01:07:11.560]  I can go, forget about marketing.
[01:07:11.560 --> 01:07:13.440]  I can go to your Facebook profile.
[01:07:13.580 --> 01:07:15.080]  I can go to your Apple profile.
[01:07:15.220 --> 01:07:16.880]  I can go to your MySpace profile.
[01:07:16.940 --> 01:07:20.100]  I can go to what Google has on you and determine this right away.
[01:07:22.040 --> 01:07:24.040]  Psychographics, micro-targeting, the big sword.
[01:07:24.200 --> 01:07:26.700]  I can take stuff and extrapolate out.
[01:07:27.120 --> 01:07:39.800]  The one example that I like to give is when VW wanted to introduce the Beetle, it had been out of production for so long that they didn't even have lists of prior owners that were worth a damn.
[01:07:40.460 --> 01:07:43.700]  So after the first year, they surveyed like mad.
[01:07:43.840 --> 01:07:44.420]  I mean, they're Germans.
[01:07:44.480 --> 01:07:45.100]  They're good at it.
[01:07:45.260 --> 01:07:51.540]  They surveyed like mad all of the VW owners and they found every characteristic they could.
[01:07:51.540 --> 01:07:58.500]  Are they male, female, white, black, Democrat, Republican, income level, whatever.
[01:07:58.740 --> 01:08:07.000]  And they found that people who owned a cat and ate chunky peanut butter were three times as likely to buy a Volkswagen Beetle.
[01:08:08.060 --> 01:08:14.120]  So they bought up the peanut butter owner lists and the cat owner lists and they cross-referenced them.
[01:08:14.240 --> 01:08:19.220]  And they marketed like hell to everybody who showed up on both lists and they sold a ton of Volkswagens.
[01:08:19.220 --> 01:08:20.700]  This is not a joke.
[01:08:20.840 --> 01:08:21.500]  This is really true.
[01:08:21.600 --> 01:08:22.620]  This is a marketing study.
[01:08:24.350 --> 01:08:36.930]  For example, last election, Rove and all the guys on the Democratic side figured out butter, white wine, fig Newtons, fruit filled cookies, red lobster drive a Volvo, yoga.
[01:08:37.460 --> 01:08:39.680]  You are much more inclined to be a Hillary voter.
[01:08:39.810 --> 01:08:40.310]  Right on.
[01:08:40.680 --> 01:08:40.920]  Yeah.
[01:08:41.020 --> 01:08:41.180]  Okay.
[01:08:41.310 --> 01:08:41.500]  Whatever.
[01:08:42.810 --> 01:08:44.840]  And do you fit that profile?
[01:08:45.120 --> 01:08:45.420]  No.
[01:08:45.890 --> 01:08:49.200]  Well, I don't believe that.
[01:08:49.200 --> 01:08:56.200]  Olive oil, bare naked granola, lattes to go, cheesecake factory, Panera and Starbucks, Barack Obama.
[01:08:57.080 --> 01:09:00.160]  Bourbon, stuffed crust pizza, fiber one.
[01:09:02.450 --> 01:09:04.380]  Not my survey.
[01:09:04.880 --> 01:09:07.310]  Hardee's, Fuddruckers, BMW and own a gun.
[01:09:07.730 --> 01:09:08.270]  John McCain.
[01:09:08.960 --> 01:09:12.170]  And then they would take these lists and they would proselytize to them.
[01:09:13.930 --> 01:09:16.040]  It is an amazing, amazing thing.
[01:09:16.590 --> 01:09:18.050]  Amazing, amazing thing.
[01:09:19.550 --> 01:09:20.840]  Don't have more time.
[01:09:21.010 --> 01:09:26.430]  I now want to go to, this is an example of an intrusive profile.
[01:09:26.710 --> 01:09:28.040]  I now want to go to cameras.
[01:09:28.380 --> 01:09:29.890]  Cameras are really, really important.
[01:09:30.590 --> 01:09:34.730]  I am almost certainly going to run a couple of minutes over, but let's try not to.
[01:09:35.430 --> 01:09:38.120]  This is this area right now.
[01:09:39.300 --> 01:09:40.930]  1998, few cameras.
[01:09:41.580 --> 01:09:43.890]  2003, 2008.
[01:09:44.430 --> 01:09:50.630]  Today, today there are over 3,000 cameras in the one square mile around Bryan Park.
[01:09:50.630 --> 01:09:52.270]  3,000 cameras.
[01:09:53.660 --> 01:10:05.850]  The big thing is accuracy and resolution of the cameras, facial recognition, license plate recognition, and analytics.
[01:10:06.090 --> 01:10:07.200]  Analytics is a biggie.
[01:10:07.760 --> 01:10:09.890]  Here is Obama's inauguration.
[01:10:11.080 --> 01:10:13.120]  Here is Obama's inauguration.
[01:10:13.230 --> 01:10:14.660]  Here is Obama's inauguration.
[01:10:14.840 --> 01:10:16.470]  That's how close you can get.
[01:10:16.470 --> 01:10:21.380]  From that to that, using something called GigaPan.
[01:10:21.700 --> 01:10:25.620]  From that, you can get to that, that, or that.
[01:10:25.920 --> 01:10:33.310]  I can take a picture of this room, bam, with a high resolution GigaPan camera and have enough to ID everybody in here.
[01:10:33.470 --> 01:10:34.580]  Let me give you an example.
[01:10:35.010 --> 01:10:36.580]  Watch the bouncing thing.
[01:10:36.850 --> 01:10:38.350]  This is called GigaPan.
[01:10:38.460 --> 01:10:40.090]  You can go to the website, do this yourself.
[01:10:40.630 --> 01:10:41.670]  GigaPan.com.
[01:10:41.880 --> 01:10:42.970]  I am zooming in.
[01:10:44.730 --> 01:10:49.350]  Unfortunately, I was doing this on an old slow Mac, so this is going to take a second.
[01:11:01.540 --> 01:11:05.940]  I just want you to see that I wasn't making up these pictures.
[01:11:06.480 --> 01:11:14.660]  Now, by the way, I picked these two guys right here as my final photo because they look kind of like mafia-ish, right?
[01:11:14.920 --> 01:11:16.420]  With the hat and the glasses.
[01:11:16.900 --> 01:11:21.260]  I was doing a job with the Secret Service and he says, what's these photos about?
[01:11:21.520 --> 01:11:23.360]  I said, they look kind of creepy.
[01:11:23.480 --> 01:11:26.100]  I wanted to use them for a facial recognition example.
[01:11:26.240 --> 01:11:29.300]  He says, they're wearing Congress identification pins.
[01:11:29.900 --> 01:11:36.580]  So, just so you know, these are your representatives looking like Carlo Gambino, right?
[01:11:37.660 --> 01:11:43.320]  So, just so you know, from that to that, that's where cameras are at right now.
[01:11:45.620 --> 01:11:47.260]  Perfect example is London.
[01:11:48.560 --> 01:11:50.480]  1967, the first camera.
[01:11:51.420 --> 01:11:54.620]  30 years later, there are only 500 cameras.
[01:11:55.100 --> 01:12:00.100]  2008, 4.2 million community safety cameras.
[01:12:00.320 --> 01:12:03.860]  It's estimated that you walk down the street in London from point A to point B.
[01:12:04.040 --> 01:12:06.800]  No matter what your trip is, you're filmed at least 200 times.
[01:12:08.480 --> 01:12:08.960]  Drones.
[01:12:09.260 --> 01:12:11.220]  These guys before talked about drones.
[01:12:11.460 --> 01:12:12.800]  They don't know the half of them.
[01:12:13.560 --> 01:12:16.480]  Anywhere you want a drone, we can have a drone.
[01:12:17.980 --> 01:12:18.880]  Helicopter drones.
[01:12:22.080 --> 01:12:23.080]  Perpetual drones.
[01:12:23.860 --> 01:12:28.460]  Little drones that the police department can throw that they can keep in the trunk of their car.
[01:12:29.060 --> 01:12:31.540]  Drones that are cyborgs.
[01:12:31.760 --> 01:12:33.540]  That is a real morph.
[01:12:33.980 --> 01:12:34.660]  Oh, here we go.
[01:12:35.660 --> 01:12:37.660]  Okay, I hope you know what you're doing.
[01:12:39.100 --> 01:12:40.440]  No, no, no, don't sit here.
[01:12:40.660 --> 01:12:41.520]  Don't sit here.
[01:12:41.820 --> 01:12:45.280]  Go over there and fly it around.
[01:12:46.220 --> 01:12:49.160]  First, make sure you don't kill anyone and then we'll use the video.
[01:12:49.680 --> 01:12:50.700]  Cyborg drones.
[01:12:51.560 --> 01:12:56.020]  This is a real morph that they've put a controller and a camera on.
[01:12:56.900 --> 01:12:57.440]  Devil ray.
[01:12:57.760 --> 01:13:07.020]  When this thing needs to recharge, it throws out two wires, puts it on a high tension wire, sucks it up and flies away again.
[01:13:11.020 --> 01:13:12.280]  Experiment over.
[01:13:12.620 --> 01:13:12.940]  Land it.
[01:13:20.030 --> 01:13:21.530]  Well, land it.
[01:13:24.810 --> 01:13:30.330]  I don't mind invading your privacy, but I don't want to invade your cranium.
[01:13:32.870 --> 01:13:41.130]  There are things that you can carry around in a briefcase if you're undercover, open it up, prop it up, and it takes off and flies around.
[01:13:41.690 --> 01:13:42.690]  No, that's for real.
[01:13:43.550 --> 01:13:52.550]  NYPD right now has a camera that's good enough to, from two miles away, so far enough away you can't even hear the chopper, look inside a car and see what's going on.
[01:13:52.550 --> 01:14:01.550]  They used it, there was a hostage standoff, and they didn't know what happened with the guy in the car that had a gun, so they brought out the chopper and they zoomed in on the car.
[01:14:01.770 --> 01:14:10.970]  And by the way, at night they were able to do it, and they saw that the guy had shot himself, so they moved the ESU team, the SWAT team in and pulled him out of the car and he was dead.
[01:14:11.910 --> 01:14:15.190]  Here's an example, this is just a couple of weeks ago from Israel Hayom paper.
[01:14:15.610 --> 01:14:20.910]  Israel is in the forefront of these tiny, tiny little drones, platoon level drones that they can take out with them.
[01:14:20.910 --> 01:14:24.170]  This is designed to look like a bird, so it can be used covertly.
[01:14:24.430 --> 01:14:25.550]  There it is right there.
[01:14:25.730 --> 01:14:27.810]  There it is, the guy controlling it in flight.
[01:14:30.190 --> 01:14:35.810]  By the way, never underestimate stupid paranoia of a Middle Eastern government.
[01:14:36.130 --> 01:14:44.230]  The Turks heard about these birds, and they started shooting real birds, migrating from Israel, and checking them for cameras.
[01:14:44.390 --> 01:14:46.670]  And this is an actual screenshot from Turkish TV.
[01:14:48.030 --> 01:14:53.650]  Sad, I feel sorry for this little birdie, but write your nasty letters to the Turks.
[01:14:53.890 --> 01:14:55.470]  Disturbing video number one.
[01:14:58.310 --> 01:15:04.230]  Micro air vehicles, or MAVs, will play an important role in future warfare.
[01:15:04.830 --> 01:15:16.090]  The urban battlefield calls for tools to increase the warfighter's situational awareness and capacity to engage rapidly, precisely, and with minimal collateral damage.
[01:15:17.310 --> 01:15:21.250]  MAVs will be integrated into future Air Force layered sensing systems.
[01:15:21.650 --> 01:15:26.890]  These systems may be airdropped or hand-launched, depending on the mission requirements.
[01:15:31.650 --> 01:15:32.970]  That's a real unit.
[01:15:33.050 --> 01:15:34.570]  I'm going to show you the real unit in a second.
[01:15:34.850 --> 01:15:36.070]  That is a real unit.
[01:15:36.070 --> 01:15:40.690]  The small size of MAVs allows them to be hidden in plain sight.
[01:15:40.990 --> 01:15:49.090]  Once in place, an MAV can enter a low-powered extended surveillance mode for missions lasting days or weeks.
[01:15:49.370 --> 01:16:00.710]  This may require the MAV to harvest energy from environmental sources, such as sunlight or wind, or from man-made sources, such as power lines and vibrating machinery.
[01:16:00.710 --> 01:16:02.510]  Which means it lives forever.
[01:16:02.510 --> 01:16:05.130]  It will blend in with its surroundings and operate undetected.
[01:16:06.050 --> 01:16:15.610]  MAVs will use micro-sensors and micro-processor technology to navigate and track targets through complicated terrain, such as urban areas.
[01:16:16.870 --> 01:16:22.850]  An MAV operating in urban terrain will have more agility challenges than larger UAVs.
[01:16:24.050 --> 01:16:27.470]  Obstructions can cause wind gusts, even on a calm day.
[01:16:28.410 --> 01:16:34.970]  One way to overcome this is to learn from examples in nature and use flapping wings to fly.
[01:16:35.750 --> 01:16:42.930]  Sensing an oncoming gust, feedback control directs the wings to flap asymmetrically, compensating for the wind.
[01:16:43.930 --> 01:16:52.170]  Small size and agile flight will enable MAVs to covertly enter locations inaccessible by traditional means of aerial surveillance.
[01:16:53.190 --> 01:16:58.990]  MAVs will use new forms of navigation, such as a vision-based technique called optic flow.
[01:16:59.530 --> 01:17:04.790]  This system remains robust when traditional methods, such as GPS, are unavailable.
[01:17:09.850 --> 01:17:11.170]  Anyway, you get the point.
[01:17:11.470 --> 01:17:13.230]  And that is a legitimate thing.
[01:17:14.250 --> 01:17:16.370]  This video presents autonomous control...
[01:17:16.370 --> 01:17:16.990]  Alright, you know what?
[01:17:17.070 --> 01:17:19.670]  That's just a drone flying everywhere.
[01:17:20.050 --> 01:17:24.210]  Now, by the way, whoever said there's X number of drones has no clue.
[01:17:24.210 --> 01:17:30.390]  The U.S. Army is giving away hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of surplus drones to police forces.
[01:17:30.790 --> 01:17:32.390]  Police forces are using them everywhere.
[01:17:32.750 --> 01:17:34.710]  Texas, I have an office and a home in Texas.
[01:17:34.950 --> 01:17:41.010]  Texas even has... Texas police, not the military, even has a drone with a grenade launcher.
[01:17:43.150 --> 01:17:45.970]  This is an unmanned vehicle with Hellfire missiles.
[01:17:45.970 --> 01:17:48.430]  This is a commercial drone.
[01:17:48.690 --> 01:17:54.670]  For every military or government drone out there, there are somewhere between three to ten commercial drones.
[01:17:54.750 --> 01:17:56.090]  This is an actual commercial drone.
[01:17:56.330 --> 01:17:58.930]  These are guys using drones as hobbyists.
[01:17:59.190 --> 01:18:03.070]  When I was a kid launching rockets, now people are using drones as hobbyists.
[01:18:03.250 --> 01:18:05.130]  Here's another guy, a hobbyist.
[01:18:06.630 --> 01:18:08.430]  This is a guy doing a ski jump.
[01:18:08.570 --> 01:18:10.990]  This is a Sports Illustrated drone.
[01:18:11.470 --> 01:18:15.530]  Sports Illustrated magazine has its own drone to follow performers.
[01:18:16.230 --> 01:18:18.270]  That is an actual drone.
[01:18:19.130 --> 01:18:21.070]  That is the drone you saw before.
[01:18:21.310 --> 01:18:22.830]  That is an actual drone.
[01:18:23.570 --> 01:18:25.170]  That is an actual drone.
[01:18:28.550 --> 01:18:29.030]  Okay.
[01:18:31.790 --> 01:18:33.830]  There's something called proof of concept.
[01:18:35.390 --> 01:18:39.450]  Proving how frickin' easy it is for anybody who wants...
[01:18:39.450 --> 01:18:41.790]  Now I use drones all the time as an investigator now.
[01:18:41.970 --> 01:18:43.290]  I'm a private investigator.
[01:18:44.190 --> 01:18:45.330]  And I use drones.
[01:18:45.550 --> 01:18:47.050]  I don't have the NSA's budget.
[01:18:47.270 --> 01:18:48.750]  Here's a guy, his cat died.
[01:18:48.950 --> 01:18:50.130]  He loved his cat.
[01:18:50.490 --> 01:18:51.590]  He loved his cat.
[01:18:51.770 --> 01:18:52.690]  He loved drones.
[01:18:52.890 --> 01:18:55.150]  So he turned his dead cat into a drone.
[01:18:57.290 --> 01:18:58.590]  I'm not making this up.
[01:18:58.790 --> 01:19:00.630]  Go to the Internet, research it.
[01:19:01.030 --> 01:19:02.610]  No Photoshop, no bullshit.
[01:19:02.910 --> 01:19:05.590]  A dead cat flying around the street.
[01:19:06.990 --> 01:19:08.290]  That's how easy it is.
[01:19:10.130 --> 01:19:14.970]  Now, this is just, just the U.S. Air Force.
[01:19:15.330 --> 01:19:19.150]  This is their declassified...
[01:19:20.330 --> 01:19:21.430]  Couldn't think of the word for a second.
[01:19:21.670 --> 01:19:24.550]  This is the declassified map from the U.S. Air Force.
[01:19:24.550 --> 01:19:26.210]  Yeah, now.
[01:19:26.550 --> 01:19:27.310]  Five minutes left.
[01:19:27.530 --> 01:19:28.510]  Now you lower the light.
[01:19:29.970 --> 01:19:36.270]  This is the declassified map of drone bases in the United States.
[01:19:37.790 --> 01:19:38.990]  I just...
[01:19:40.350 --> 01:19:41.330]  What's going on?
[01:19:43.310 --> 01:19:44.530]  Is that on purpose?
[01:19:49.360 --> 01:19:50.840]  Yeah, give me five more minutes.
[01:19:51.240 --> 01:19:53.740]  I mean, I mean, did somebody purposely shut that off?
[01:20:00.850 --> 01:20:02.490]  What do you care about the time?
[01:20:02.690 --> 01:20:06.670]  Because, listen, from here, we have an hour downstairs.
[01:20:06.870 --> 01:20:08.710]  So I am only going to continue for five more minutes.
[01:20:08.990 --> 01:20:11.310]  Because we have a whole hour in a room downstairs.
[01:20:13.470 --> 01:20:14.270]  It's a...
[01:20:14.690 --> 01:20:17.270]  Let me just tell you very quickly while they're putting this back on.
[01:20:17.270 --> 01:20:24.510]  I am the vice president and educational chairman of the Society of Professional Investigators.
[01:20:24.610 --> 01:20:25.770]  This is the president here.
[01:20:25.910 --> 01:20:30.730]  In addition to having a Q&A downstairs, I very much...
[01:20:30.730 --> 01:20:35.490]  I'm looking to recruit from this group members of the Society of Professional Investigators.
[01:20:35.510 --> 01:20:52.390]  If you are an investigator, if you are a law enforcement officer, if you are a security professional, if you are in a forensic field, if you feel that you would fit in in a investigative slash law enforcement organization, we have monthly meetings, dinner meetings.
[01:20:54.330 --> 01:20:57.250]  The membership fees are very, very cheap.
[01:20:57.650 --> 01:21:01.270]  I feel comfortable telling you about this because, first of all, it's a great group.
[01:21:01.350 --> 01:21:03.270]  And I'm not shilling for myself.
[01:21:03.830 --> 01:21:06.130]  If you're interested in this group, come up to us.
[01:21:06.130 --> 01:21:16.950]  I would love to get five, ten new members from this group, especially, especially if you are an IT security person and you work with a facility or you work with law enforcement.
[01:21:18.010 --> 01:21:22.270]  If you bridge the gap between what I do and computers, we want you.
[01:21:22.610 --> 01:21:24.550]  So, come and talk to us in the room.
[01:21:24.710 --> 01:21:31.270]  If you have questions you want to ask or you want to talk to me privately or Bruce or whatever, come downstairs also.
[01:21:31.390 --> 01:21:32.970]  Now, I'm going to do this like a speed freak.
[01:21:34.590 --> 01:21:38.050]  I want to show you analytics.
[01:21:39.010 --> 01:21:41.770]  Cameras can determine what you're doing.
[01:21:44.670 --> 01:21:49.950]  Cameras can determine what you're doing, where you're doing it.
[01:21:50.210 --> 01:21:52.230]  For example, it knows this person is sitting.
[01:21:52.610 --> 01:21:54.150]  This person is eating.
[01:21:54.470 --> 01:21:55.770]  This person is playing.
[01:21:56.570 --> 01:21:58.830]  The funny thing is, this is a schoolyard.
[01:21:58.830 --> 01:22:04.610]  But the product was developed by people for prisons, so it thinks this kid is making a break for it.
[01:22:04.990 --> 01:22:06.290]  No, no, that's really true.
[01:22:06.390 --> 01:22:08.310]  This is a real ad from security magazine.
[01:22:10.670 --> 01:22:11.750]  Facial recognition.
[01:22:14.310 --> 01:22:26.490]  Every state driver's license repository, Department of Motor Vehicles in New York, DPS in Texas, is taking driver's license photos and comparing them to mug shots.
[01:22:26.490 --> 01:22:33.510]  If you come in and you apply for a driver's license and you're a wanted person, you may not make it out of the DMV.
[01:22:33.830 --> 01:22:36.310]  I mean, you think DMV is a pain in the ass now.
[01:22:36.670 --> 01:22:42.070]  Well, it'll... Real world.
[01:22:43.210 --> 01:22:47.650]  Israel, allegedly, did a hit in Dubai on a Hamas member.
[01:22:47.890 --> 01:22:49.010]  They sent a hit team.
[01:22:50.590 --> 01:22:59.770]  Dubai, little Dubai, was able to take airport cameras, hotel cameras, grab everybody, and compare them to passport photos.
[01:22:59.970 --> 01:23:01.090]  This is the killer.
[01:23:01.290 --> 01:23:02.790]  This is the passport photo.
[01:23:03.870 --> 01:23:11.070]  We don't have time for that, but let me tell you that even I have the ability to use facial recognition.
[01:23:11.310 --> 01:23:12.490]  It's that simple now.
[01:23:12.690 --> 01:23:19.410]  When I was looking to match MySpace pages to sexual predators, I was able to do it.
[01:23:19.410 --> 01:23:25.570]  When I was looking to match Illinois deadbeat dad to MySpace and Facebook pages, I was able to do it.
[01:23:25.830 --> 01:23:26.790]  Sex offenders.
[01:23:27.130 --> 01:23:27.830]  Sex offenders.
[01:23:27.970 --> 01:23:29.050]  This was the easiest one.
[01:23:29.170 --> 01:23:31.570]  This guy had the biggest balls you've ever seen.
[01:23:31.830 --> 01:23:37.350]  He used his sexual offender booking photo as his MySpace photo.
[01:23:40.710 --> 01:23:41.910]  Not making it up.
[01:23:42.110 --> 01:23:46.250]  You can look up the CNET article when I revealed this.
[01:23:47.010 --> 01:23:49.410]  Wearing a disguise doesn't help.
[01:23:49.950 --> 01:23:53.010]  Facial recognition on only five...
[01:23:53.010 --> 01:23:54.550]  You can enhance a photo now.
[01:23:55.230 --> 01:24:00.090]  Facial recognition on only a portion of your face is now possible.
[01:24:00.330 --> 01:24:01.950]  Even 5%.
[01:24:01.950 --> 01:24:05.250]  Nose analytics.
[01:24:05.710 --> 01:24:07.670]  I mean, for me, it should be a cinch.
[01:24:08.210 --> 01:24:13.730]  But for everybody, where your nose is on your face, the angle, this, that.
[01:24:14.030 --> 01:24:16.910]  It's possible just from a nose to ID somebody.
[01:24:17.190 --> 01:24:20.070]  I know there's a joke in there somewhere, but whatever.
[01:24:20.950 --> 01:24:21.150]  Gate.
[01:24:21.330 --> 01:24:22.110]  Yeah, this guy.
[01:24:22.290 --> 01:24:23.730]  Whoa, now I understand.
[01:24:24.970 --> 01:24:26.230]  Okay, gait recognition.
[01:24:26.530 --> 01:24:27.550]  How you walk.
[01:24:27.710 --> 01:24:30.570]  If you bebop, it knows that's Bob's bebop.
[01:24:30.790 --> 01:24:32.330]  Okay, I'm getting the cut.
[01:24:32.510 --> 01:24:34.130]  I just want to go to one thing.
[01:24:34.570 --> 01:24:35.750]  No, no, no, no, no.
[01:24:35.750 --> 01:24:36.330]  That's all right, guys.