[00:01.430 --> 00:04.810]  For how many people is this your first hackers got talent?
[00:05.950 --> 00:08.510]  Oh, Jesus, you're in for it.
[00:09.150 --> 00:12.750]  For the people who are...
[00:12.750 --> 00:17.050]  How many people here remember the sumo wrestlers from the Hotel Pen?
[00:20.710 --> 00:22.290]  That never fucking happened.
[00:22.670 --> 00:24.070]  No record of that.
[00:25.630 --> 00:30.210]  And how many people were here to witness the ocarina incident of 2024?
[00:30.210 --> 00:31.070]  All right.
[00:31.210 --> 00:31.410]  Excellent.
[00:32.310 --> 00:33.050]  All right.
[00:34.510 --> 00:35.030]  Yeah.
[00:35.590 --> 00:37.150]  No, I mean, yeah.
[00:37.810 --> 00:38.310]  What?
[00:42.720 --> 00:47.460]  I mean, it appears that this show now has a new producer.
[00:50.340 --> 00:51.660]  We're figuring it out.
[00:52.260 --> 00:56.480]  HOPE 16, its slogan is, we're working on it.
[00:57.300 --> 00:58.560]  We're working on it.
[00:58.740 --> 00:59.800]  We're going to get it right.
[00:59.920 --> 01:00.740]  We're going to nail it.
[01:00.740 --> 01:06.940]  Going yearly turns out to be very hard for cons and sex.
[01:07.920 --> 01:11.700]  So anyway, my name is Jason Scott.
[01:12.080 --> 01:14.120]  I am the emcee of tonight's festivities.
[01:14.340 --> 01:28.840]  These festivities were invented a few years ago at the HOPE Hotel Pennsylvania incarnation as a way of finding a way for people to feel involved and to feel like they're going to be a part of things and share a little joy and a little bit of friendship.
[01:29.220 --> 01:32.040]  Things are a little more profane, a little more weird.
[01:32.040 --> 01:37.700]  And the idea here is you, you may have a talent.
[01:37.880 --> 01:40.520]  Now that talent may only be watching other people have talents.
[01:41.000 --> 01:53.320]  But a good audience member who supports people who put themselves out there on this stage that we lovingly call the stage of death, I think was the term, is just as much a part of the show.
[01:54.000 --> 01:58.120]  We're going to have a lot of fun with this and we're going to see how this is going to go.
[01:58.120 --> 02:06.260]  How many people did we have show a slightly disciplined approach and pre-sign up?
[02:07.540 --> 02:08.980]  I forgot the sheet.
[02:09.160 --> 02:09.780]  I think six.
[02:10.140 --> 02:10.920]  Okay, six.
[02:11.640 --> 02:12.720]  Probably six.
[02:14.160 --> 02:19.320]  Speaking of forgetting things, let's have our judges introduce themselves.
[02:23.030 --> 02:24.050]  This isn't on.
[02:27.210 --> 02:27.790]  Why?
[02:29.270 --> 02:30.510]  AV, come on.
[02:31.350 --> 02:32.150]  Help me out here.
[02:32.630 --> 02:34.910]  Are you disclosing the It Goes Wrong show?
[02:36.390 --> 02:38.190]  That is what the show is.
[02:39.910 --> 02:40.490]  If...
[02:42.190 --> 02:43.850]  No, no, not yet.
[02:44.110 --> 02:45.310]  But if we...
[02:45.310 --> 02:52.350]  If the least wise thing to shout at the end of the night is Get It Together AV.
[02:53.810 --> 02:55.930]  They have nothing to lose.
[02:56.230 --> 02:58.370]  They have nothing to lose.
[02:58.970 --> 02:59.970]  Oh, hello.
[03:00.130 --> 03:00.550]  Thank you.
[03:00.670 --> 03:01.290]  Oh, thank you AV.
[03:01.690 --> 03:01.890]  Thank you AV.
[03:02.190 --> 03:03.510]  Fine, wonderful AV.
[03:08.360 --> 03:08.940]  Go ahead.
[03:10.740 --> 03:10.960]  Hi.
[03:11.980 --> 03:12.940]  I'm Gila.
[03:18.140 --> 03:19.760]  That is my entire introduction.
[03:19.940 --> 03:20.200]  Thank you.
[03:20.980 --> 03:21.420]  Hooray!
[03:22.200 --> 03:22.800]  Sorry.
[03:23.480 --> 03:23.920]  Hi.
[03:24.220 --> 03:24.920]  I'm Rob T.
[03:25.040 --> 03:25.520]  Firefly.
[03:29.920 --> 03:31.040]  And I'm Liz.
[03:31.260 --> 03:32.580]  I live at the info desk.
[03:33.260 --> 03:33.760]  Hi, everyone.
[03:38.440 --> 03:39.900]  And I'm Jason Scott.
[03:44.450 --> 03:48.950]  I'd like to dedicate tonight's show to both Greg Newby, who can't be with us right now.
[03:48.950 --> 03:50.610]  Hope you're having fun out there, buddy.
[03:51.450 --> 03:51.690]  Hope you're having fun out there, buddy.
[03:51.690 --> 03:55.390]  And to the staff member who carded me...
[03:57.290 --> 04:02.210]  When I came in, I literally was in this.
[04:03.010 --> 04:06.490]  And so I was walking in this.
[04:06.930 --> 04:06.950]  And so I was walking in this.
[04:06.950 --> 04:10.290]  And they said, excuse me, do you have your badge?
[04:10.730 --> 04:13.990]  And I said, no, I don't.
[04:15.270 --> 04:19.450]  And they went, you can't come on campus if you don't have your badge.
[04:19.450 --> 04:21.630]  And then we looked at each other.
[04:23.550 --> 04:24.930]  And I backed off.
[04:25.870 --> 04:27.290]  And there was my payment.
[04:28.350 --> 04:29.310]  Because, wow.
[04:31.050 --> 04:31.530]  Rules.
[04:32.550 --> 04:38.510]  Anyway, as you see, I follow the rules of fashion and, of course, the rules of this con.
[04:38.510 --> 04:43.010]  So I guess if they're going to card me, if they're going to card you, respect the staff.
[04:43.170 --> 04:46.150]  Who are all short staffed and apparently outside in the heat.
[04:46.870 --> 04:49.210]  Because I assume that they thought that I was a mirage.
[04:50.110 --> 04:50.850]  All right, anyway.
[04:52.190 --> 04:55.650]  So we're going to do this as, you know, efficiently as we can.
[04:55.650 --> 04:56.910]  We're going to see what comes of it.
[04:57.050 --> 04:58.390]  This is not scripted.
[04:58.490 --> 05:00.650]  This is not designed in any way.
[05:00.930 --> 05:02.290]  We don't have a call sheet.
[05:02.470 --> 05:04.070]  We don't even have a list of entrants.
[05:04.210 --> 05:07.150]  We are just absolutely going to do what we can.
[05:07.370 --> 05:07.530]  Yep.
[05:07.530 --> 05:09.850]  The prizes are good.
[05:10.010 --> 05:12.850]  But if you're looking to get rich, you're broken.
[05:13.250 --> 05:13.790]  You're broken.
[05:14.910 --> 05:24.030]  I think first prize, the first prizes come with 400 Bitcoin, but you have to go back in time to collect them.
[05:24.230 --> 05:24.350]  Yeah.
[05:24.670 --> 05:24.930]  Okay.
[05:25.130 --> 05:27.370]  So other than that, other than that.
[05:27.550 --> 05:30.690]  There was another prize, but I forgot to print it.
[05:30.810 --> 05:32.470]  It was some Dogecoin NFTs.
[05:32.950 --> 05:33.410]  Oh.
[05:33.650 --> 05:34.830]  Really, really something.
[05:34.910 --> 05:35.350]  Oh, man.
[05:35.610 --> 05:35.770]  Yeah.
[05:35.770 --> 05:37.190]  That would have been fantastic.
[05:37.510 --> 05:37.550]  Right?
[05:37.550 --> 05:37.650]  All right.
[05:37.950 --> 05:38.310]  Fantastic.
[05:38.810 --> 05:43.090]  So, I don't see any reason not to keep going.
[05:44.170 --> 05:49.030]  Again, I know this is your first hope, right?
[05:49.430 --> 05:50.510]  How many first hopers?
[05:51.210 --> 05:51.810]  Okay.
[05:52.410 --> 05:54.510]  And then, of course, it's going to be your first talent show.
[05:55.090 --> 06:00.650]  And how many of you have no idea what this was before you walked in?
[06:01.610 --> 06:02.650]  The heroes.
[06:03.030 --> 06:04.170]  The real heroes.
[06:07.720 --> 06:09.560]  I took a picture of it up the stairs.
[06:09.680 --> 06:13.700]  Did everyone see that the recruiting station for the army is next to the Dunkin' Donuts?
[06:14.660 --> 06:14.980]  America runs.
[06:14.980 --> 06:18.660]  And it's got this door and it says, American heroes walk through this door.
[06:18.820 --> 06:21.360]  So I photographed it so it looked like it was the Dunkin' Donuts.
[06:24.300 --> 06:26.440]  America runs on American heroes.
[06:27.940 --> 06:28.260]  Okay.
[06:28.360 --> 06:28.860]  Well, here we go.
[06:28.960 --> 06:30.220]  We're going to just kind of see what we got.
[06:30.220 --> 06:32.980]  Remember, all of these people, they've not been prepped.
[06:33.100 --> 06:33.920]  They've not been trained.
[06:34.160 --> 06:35.380]  They're not working off of a script.
[06:35.580 --> 06:36.680]  We're doing what we can.
[06:36.880 --> 06:40.920]  And we'll do our best to fill this next bit of time with as much fun as we can.
[06:41.140 --> 06:44.140]  It is all in the spirit of fun, except for the ones I hate.
[06:45.040 --> 06:45.920]  All right, let's go.
[06:46.080 --> 06:47.900]  Who do we think is going to be the first one?
[06:48.000 --> 06:49.840]  I think the judges get to choose the order.
[06:52.990 --> 06:54.570]  I think you signed up first.
[06:55.870 --> 06:55.990]  Oh.
[06:56.230 --> 06:57.310]  We haven't signed up.
[06:58.650 --> 06:59.890]  Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
[06:59.890 --> 07:01.150]  See, I'm overworked.
[07:01.210 --> 07:01.930]  I'm overworked.
[07:02.070 --> 07:02.550]  Wait, wait, wait.
[07:02.770 --> 07:03.210]  Did they...
[07:03.210 --> 07:03.470]  Wait, wait.
[07:03.830 --> 07:05.290]  I think they volunteered themselves, though.
[07:05.350 --> 07:05.630]  Wait, wait.
[07:05.770 --> 07:08.210]  Did you volunteer, but you said I didn't sign up?
[07:12.770 --> 07:13.090]  Sure.
[07:13.830 --> 07:15.110]  Which is what you just did.
[07:15.250 --> 07:15.410]  Yeah.
[07:15.530 --> 07:16.250]  And then you held it up.
[07:16.330 --> 07:17.610]  The sheet is a fucking myth.
[07:17.950 --> 07:18.630]  Yeah, it's a myth.
[07:18.750 --> 07:18.910]  It's fake.
[07:18.910 --> 07:19.750]  The sheet is a myth.
[07:19.830 --> 07:22.610]  It's a story told to children so they'll go to sleep at night.
[07:23.530 --> 07:24.170]  This is...
[07:24.170 --> 07:25.110]  This is just...
[07:25.110 --> 07:27.710]  This is really seriously being made up as we go along.
[07:27.710 --> 07:31.450]  We've heard there's a mythical sheet, but if there was, that would mean someone fucked up.
[07:31.590 --> 07:33.230]  And nobody fucks up on the judge's table.
[07:33.550 --> 07:34.270]  No, no, never.
[07:34.510 --> 07:35.230]  Decisions are final.
[07:35.410 --> 07:35.870]  So come on.
[07:36.110 --> 07:36.810]  Uh, what...
[07:36.810 --> 07:38.210]  Is it one person or three?
[07:38.390 --> 07:39.130]  What am I looking at here?
[07:39.410 --> 07:40.670]  One and then two separately.
[07:41.470 --> 07:41.870]  Okay.
[07:42.090 --> 07:42.850]  That's two acts.
[07:43.150 --> 07:43.210]  That's good.
[07:43.330 --> 07:44.710]  Emotionally, I need to process that.
[07:45.170 --> 07:46.610]  One and also two separately.
[07:46.930 --> 07:47.110]  So...
[07:48.510 --> 07:50.510]  So when I said, are you, are you together?
[07:50.730 --> 07:52.210]  You should have said, no.
[07:52.850 --> 07:53.690]  No, no, no, no, no.
[07:53.770 --> 07:54.250]  Sit up.
[07:54.390 --> 07:55.050]  Jesus Christ.
[07:55.290 --> 07:56.270]  On a fucking scooter.
[07:56.430 --> 07:56.850]  Come on up.
[07:57.190 --> 07:57.870]  Come on up.
[07:58.030 --> 07:58.390]  Come around.
[07:58.550 --> 07:58.770]  Come around.
[07:59.690 --> 08:00.410]  Come around.
[08:01.110 --> 08:01.790]  Through the door.
[08:02.230 --> 08:02.510]  Come around.
[08:02.610 --> 08:03.970]  We're not on the stage like last year.
[08:03.970 --> 08:05.070]  There's a secret staircase.
[08:05.330 --> 08:05.370]  What?
[08:05.990 --> 08:07.730]  Remember, everyone kept jumping up on the stage.
[08:07.930 --> 08:09.370]  Yeah, but this is next year.
[08:09.470 --> 08:10.310]  There will be no jumping on the stage.
[08:10.730 --> 08:10.890]  No, no.
[08:11.710 --> 08:12.550]  My knees hurt enough.
[08:12.550 --> 08:13.490]  All right.
[08:13.670 --> 08:14.370]  Come on over, buddy.
[08:14.630 --> 08:15.050]  Okay.
[08:15.390 --> 08:16.270]  Come on over.
[08:16.430 --> 08:17.790]  Welcome to the Chamber of Fun.
[08:20.510 --> 08:21.090]  Okay.
[08:21.510 --> 08:22.370]  So what's your name?
[08:22.890 --> 08:23.190]  Dan.
[08:24.270 --> 08:25.130]  Great hacker name.
[08:25.330 --> 08:28.090]  And what is your talent, Dan?
[08:28.490 --> 08:28.910]  Juggling.
[08:29.750 --> 08:29.930]  Okay.
[08:30.290 --> 08:32.390]  Did you bring anything to juggle, Dan?
[08:33.290 --> 08:33.510]  No.
[08:41.630 --> 08:42.690]  Are you serious?
[08:45.550 --> 08:46.610]  Oh, wait, wait, wait.
[08:46.610 --> 08:47.350]  There's more, there's more.
[08:47.690 --> 08:48.050]  There's more.
[08:54.690 --> 08:55.210]  Oh.
[08:59.310 --> 09:01.770]  There is no booing at the talent show.
[09:01.910 --> 09:03.170]  They're just telling people they're bad.
[09:03.590 --> 09:03.750]  Yeah.
[09:04.670 --> 09:05.130]  All right.
[09:07.190 --> 09:09.330]  I mean, you juggle with projectiles before you...
[09:09.330 --> 09:10.510]  Oh, this is the beginning of a nightmare for me.
[09:11.510 --> 09:12.550]  Five balls.
[09:17.610 --> 09:18.130]  Okay.
[09:18.510 --> 09:18.910]  All right.
[09:20.150 --> 09:20.810]  No, no, no.
[09:20.970 --> 09:21.270]  You can do it.
[09:21.350 --> 09:21.710]  No, keep going.
[09:21.910 --> 09:22.710]  It's not a nightmare here.
[09:22.910 --> 09:23.710]  Not a nightmare factory.
[09:36.000 --> 09:38.640]  You're supposed to say, this has never happened before.
[09:39.960 --> 09:41.540]  I'm usually better than this.
[09:45.320 --> 09:46.760]  It's all part of the fun.
[09:50.000 --> 09:50.800]  I also...
[09:51.660 --> 09:56.740]  Just for the record, buddy, we all have a little bit of difficulty when we're suddenly handed someone else's balls.
[09:59.460 --> 10:01.120]  You got to warm them up first.
[10:01.480 --> 10:01.600]  Yes.
[10:02.280 --> 10:02.920]  All right.
[10:03.080 --> 10:03.600]  Ball warmer.
[10:03.840 --> 10:04.240]  Here we go.
[10:04.340 --> 10:04.800]  Here we go.
[10:06.060 --> 10:09.260]  Judges, see if you glance at anybody else who's doing stuff too.
[10:09.520 --> 10:10.140]  And we'll keep going.
[10:10.460 --> 10:10.880]  Oh.
[10:18.220 --> 10:19.720]  Sir, this is a DMV.
[10:21.320 --> 10:21.760]  Oh.
[10:22.160 --> 10:22.420]  Oh.
[10:24.920 --> 10:29.260]  I mean, I love the idea that like four hours later, you're just fucking doing it.
[10:29.360 --> 10:29.420]  Okay.
[10:30.140 --> 10:30.580]  Okay.
[10:31.160 --> 10:33.320]  That was Dan with juggling.
[10:34.120 --> 10:35.080]  Thank you, Dan.
[10:35.220 --> 10:35.580]  Assists.
[10:35.920 --> 10:36.380]  My bad.
[10:36.600 --> 10:37.360]  With an assist.
[10:37.920 --> 10:38.620]  No, leave them here.
[10:38.720 --> 10:39.840]  I bet everybody juggles.
[10:40.000 --> 10:41.360]  Just everybody fucking juggles.
[10:41.400 --> 10:42.420]  Oh, that's part of the show too.
[10:42.860 --> 10:43.080]  Dan.
[10:43.380 --> 10:43.540]  Dan.
[10:44.260 --> 10:45.700]  Are we going to have a question?
[10:45.980 --> 10:46.420]  No.
[10:48.480 --> 10:48.920]  Questions.
[10:48.920 --> 10:49.640]  Only that one.
[10:50.520 --> 10:50.960]  Questions.
[10:51.220 --> 10:51.460]  All right.
[10:51.540 --> 10:52.100]  Thank you, Dan.
[10:52.280 --> 10:52.960]  Good job, buddy.
[10:53.300 --> 10:53.920]  All right.
[10:54.060 --> 10:55.160]  Stick around to get judged.
[10:55.160 --> 10:55.580]  Exactly.
[10:56.240 --> 10:56.400]  So.
[10:57.220 --> 10:57.980]  All right, judges.
[10:58.140 --> 10:59.220]  Who do we think is number two?
[10:59.380 --> 11:03.700]  So, actually, actually, we just got a delivery of the mythical sign-up sheet.
[11:03.840 --> 11:04.560]  Fucking that thing.
[11:05.560 --> 11:07.340]  That's the fucking Voynich manuscript.
[11:07.440 --> 11:08.300]  I don't give a shit about it.
[11:08.720 --> 11:09.500]  Who's number two?
[11:09.560 --> 11:10.100]  Who's number two?
[11:10.200 --> 11:11.700]  It's all about the wonder and the glory.
[11:11.820 --> 11:14.520]  No, you're a back pocket.
[11:14.680 --> 11:15.620]  We're going to pull you out later.
[11:16.820 --> 11:20.300]  Who is next, judges?
[11:20.580 --> 11:21.540]  Who's going to do it next?
[11:21.620 --> 11:24.480]  I'm kind of fascinated by these three over here who are together and not together.
[11:24.480 --> 11:25.540]  So I want to see the second one.
[11:25.540 --> 11:25.940]  Yeah, you might as well.
[11:26.140 --> 11:26.940]  You already took yourself...
[11:26.940 --> 11:26.960]  Wait, wait.
[11:26.960 --> 11:27.800]  Is all three...
[11:27.800 --> 11:29.180]  Okay, so the next one is a pair.
[11:29.600 --> 11:29.960]  Yes.
[11:30.120 --> 11:31.800]  From the team of three who are not together.
[11:32.000 --> 11:32.300]  Yes.
[11:32.300 --> 11:32.400]  Yes.
[11:32.400 --> 11:33.220]  But they're with each other.
[11:33.400 --> 11:33.860]  All right.
[11:33.960 --> 11:34.320]  Excellent.
[11:35.340 --> 11:35.700]  Excellent.
[11:35.880 --> 11:41.720]  This could go really well, he said, as the Titanic left.
[11:43.120 --> 11:43.480]  Fantastic.
[11:43.920 --> 11:44.260]  All right.
[11:45.000 --> 11:45.720]  Okay, boys.
[11:45.840 --> 11:46.360]  What's your name?
[11:48.580 --> 11:50.500]  Zach, exclamation mark, underscore, OS.
[11:50.680 --> 11:51.120]  This is awesome.
[11:51.240 --> 11:51.600]  Excellent.
[11:51.900 --> 11:52.300]  All right.
[11:52.300 --> 11:54.120]  You're going to be a lot of fun at the baptism.
[11:54.400 --> 11:54.940]  And yours?
[11:55.800 --> 11:56.520]  Just Anoush.
[11:57.860 --> 11:58.220]  Anoush.
[11:58.240 --> 11:58.600]  Anoush.
[11:58.600 --> 11:59.040]  Anoush and Zach.
[11:59.520 --> 11:59.880]  Okay.
[12:00.960 --> 12:02.440]  And what is your talent, boys?
[12:03.200 --> 12:04.100]  We're going to sing.
[12:04.420 --> 12:07.180]  If anyone would like to sing along, feel free to join us.
[12:07.880 --> 12:09.060]  I am assounded.
[12:09.220 --> 12:10.720]  You are bringing a laptop to sing.
[12:11.320 --> 12:11.780]  All right.
[12:11.900 --> 12:12.060]  All right.
[12:12.180 --> 12:13.060]  Oh, you need it for the words.
[12:13.060 --> 12:13.480]  I see.
[12:13.600 --> 12:13.920]  All right.
[12:13.920 --> 12:16.980]  We are not singers, but we came up here, so that's the talent.
[12:17.440 --> 12:17.520]  Yeah.
[12:17.900 --> 12:19.440]  The talent was you came up.
[12:19.680 --> 12:19.860]  Yeah.
[12:20.060 --> 12:20.440]  All right.
[12:21.460 --> 12:21.860]  Okay.
[12:22.380 --> 12:22.720]  Yeah.
[12:25.800 --> 12:27.880]  Can you increase the size of the font?
[12:39.410 --> 12:40.290]  Yeah.
[12:40.450 --> 12:41.130]  I hope you can do the same.
[12:41.750 --> 12:45.090]  Join us now and share the software.
[12:45.630 --> 12:47.590]  You'll be free.
[12:48.090 --> 12:51.030]  Hackers, you'll be free.
[12:52.470 --> 12:55.550]  Join us now and share the software.
[12:55.550 --> 12:58.210]  You'll be free.
[12:58.810 --> 13:01.750]  Hackers, you'll be free.
[13:03.450 --> 13:06.470]  Orders can get piles of money.
[13:06.790 --> 13:08.910]  That is true.
[13:09.450 --> 13:12.350]  Hackers, that is true.
[13:13.490 --> 13:16.810]  But they cannot help their neighbors.
[13:17.290 --> 13:19.310]  That's not good.
[13:19.850 --> 13:22.630]  Hackers, that's not good.
[13:22.630 --> 13:30.030]  When we have enough free software at our call.
[13:30.430 --> 13:33.510]  Hackers, at our call.
[13:34.410 --> 13:39.990]  We'll kick out those dirty licenses ever more.
[13:40.570 --> 13:43.310]  Hackers, ever more.
[13:44.230 --> 13:47.570]  Join us now and share the software.
[13:48.150 --> 13:50.070]  You'll be free.
[13:50.710 --> 13:52.610]  Hackers, you'll be free.
[13:52.610 --> 13:53.630]  You'll be free.
[13:55.770 --> 13:56.510]  Ta-da.
[13:59.390 --> 14:03.050]  That is Zach and Anush with...
[14:03.050 --> 14:05.970]  I think we're just gonna call that one Hackers Be Free.
[14:06.550 --> 14:07.310]  All right.
[14:07.510 --> 14:08.790]  Thank you very much, boys.
[14:09.650 --> 14:10.610]  Who's next?
[14:11.430 --> 14:12.210]  Who's next?
[14:12.470 --> 14:13.810]  We got juggling and singing.
[14:13.950 --> 14:14.930]  Nothing's off the table.
[14:15.350 --> 14:16.170]  I got a victim.
[14:16.530 --> 14:16.690]  What?
[14:17.110 --> 14:18.270]  I got a contestant.
[14:19.930 --> 14:21.510]  Mark Barclay, are you here?
[14:23.150 --> 14:23.990]  Oh, there you are.
[14:24.810 --> 14:25.270]  All right.
[14:25.490 --> 14:26.430]  Are you juggling too?
[14:27.610 --> 14:28.310]  Oh, okay.
[14:28.690 --> 14:29.630]  Juggling part two.
[14:29.850 --> 14:32.150]  God, imagine being the second guy with the balls.
[14:32.350 --> 14:32.570]  Okay.
[14:33.310 --> 14:33.590]  All right.
[14:33.630 --> 14:34.050]  Come on up.
[14:34.210 --> 14:34.550]  Come on up.
[14:34.630 --> 14:34.890]  Come up.
[14:34.990 --> 14:36.210]  There's no...
[14:36.210 --> 14:36.850]  All right.
[14:38.210 --> 14:39.610]  Again with the jump in on station.
[14:41.110 --> 14:43.210]  That does not count towards the final score.
[14:43.210 --> 14:44.150]  Your name?
[14:44.750 --> 14:45.650]  Mark Barclay.
[14:45.830 --> 14:46.930]  Mark Barclay.
[14:47.050 --> 14:48.090]  And Mark, what's your talent?
[14:48.790 --> 14:50.270]  Well, you see, it's...
[14:50.270 --> 14:51.110]  Well, it's juggling.
[14:51.930 --> 14:52.350]  Okay.
[14:52.410 --> 14:52.750]  Okay.
[14:53.690 --> 14:54.150]  Excellent.
[14:54.350 --> 14:55.050]  Well, come on out.
[14:55.470 --> 14:56.390]  Come on out.
[14:57.590 --> 15:01.810]  And now remember, if you do about the same, we have to have a juggling off.
[15:02.590 --> 15:02.990]  Oh, I hope so.
[15:02.990 --> 15:03.610]  Yeah, I hope so too.
[15:03.850 --> 15:04.150]  All right.
[15:04.370 --> 15:04.930]  Go for it, buddy.
[15:08.960 --> 15:09.300]  Mm-hmm.
[15:16.180 --> 15:16.940]  Taking notes?
[15:17.700 --> 15:18.280]  Are you taking notes?
[15:18.280 --> 15:21.500]  The judges may be concerned, because these are pre-warmed balls.
[15:27.540 --> 15:28.360]  That's really good.
[15:37.780 --> 15:38.220]  Oh.
[15:48.120 --> 15:48.800]  That's all right.
[15:55.230 --> 15:57.830]  You know, Cirque du Soleil is on Randall's Island.
[15:58.410 --> 16:00.810]  If you just stood outside doing that, they might let you in.
[16:08.010 --> 16:08.830]  Jesus Christ.
[16:10.410 --> 16:11.170]  No, no, no.
[16:11.570 --> 16:12.150]  He got...
[16:12.150 --> 16:13.030]  Dan got eight tries.
[16:13.210 --> 16:15.430]  You get as many as you need to get your ball act out.
[16:17.090 --> 16:17.570]  Oh.
[16:18.150 --> 16:18.270]  Ooh.
[16:23.810 --> 16:24.430]  That's it?
[16:25.030 --> 16:25.510]  Okay.
[16:25.990 --> 16:27.090]  Juggling part two.
[16:27.630 --> 16:31.050]  That's Mark Barclay and juggling part two.
[16:31.290 --> 16:33.070]  Although we'll come up with some deluxe balls.
[16:33.250 --> 16:33.870]  Balls deluxe.
[16:34.050 --> 16:35.030]  Anyone have a better name?
[16:35.430 --> 16:36.090]  Deluxe balls?
[16:36.350 --> 16:37.110]  What do we got going on here?
[16:38.310 --> 16:39.410]  Oh, where's all the wit?
[16:41.110 --> 16:41.590]  Hmm?
[16:43.670 --> 16:44.590]  Ball what?
[16:45.030 --> 16:45.750]  No, no, no.
[16:45.830 --> 16:46.290]  It's too late.
[16:46.310 --> 16:46.730]  You're here.
[16:46.890 --> 16:47.650]  We're in this together.
[16:48.490 --> 16:49.250]  What is this?
[16:49.450 --> 16:49.690]  Ball what?
[16:50.030 --> 16:50.670]  Oh, it's happening.
[16:51.370 --> 16:51.990]  What did he say?
[16:52.130 --> 16:52.390]  Ball what?
[16:52.810 --> 16:54.230]  Oh, balls premium.
[16:54.930 --> 16:55.890]  That's pretty good.
[16:56.010 --> 16:56.690]  Balls premium.
[16:57.050 --> 16:57.790]  Good job.
[16:58.090 --> 16:58.390]  Okay.
[16:58.610 --> 16:59.550]  Balls and balls premium.
[16:59.670 --> 17:00.430]  I'll always remember that.
[17:00.530 --> 17:00.710]  Yeah.
[17:01.190 --> 17:02.850]  Who's our next act?
[17:03.330 --> 17:04.150]  Michael Taggart.
[17:05.470 --> 17:06.270]  All right.
[17:12.810 --> 17:14.070]  I'm looking at you.
[17:14.290 --> 17:15.430]  First of all, you go up there.
[17:15.850 --> 17:17.370]  And yeah, go around the thing.
[17:17.530 --> 17:18.170]  And when you say...
[17:18.170 --> 17:18.970]  We're gonna need...
[17:18.970 --> 17:19.950]  Yeah, he's gonna need space.
[17:20.230 --> 17:22.210]  I want to hear more about, I need more stage space.
[17:22.230 --> 17:23.610]  I'm fascinated by that idea.
[17:24.010 --> 17:25.750]  I might need you actually, Dylan, to do this lift.
[17:25.890 --> 17:26.110]  We'll see.
[17:29.310 --> 17:30.430]  Oh, that hurts.
[17:30.650 --> 17:31.190]  That hurts.
[17:31.190 --> 17:31.450]  That hurts me.
[17:31.790 --> 17:32.170]  Right in the...
[17:32.950 --> 17:33.410]  Right in the...
[17:33.410 --> 17:34.270]  So, wait a minute.
[17:34.370 --> 17:37.270]  I need to understand what you mean by I need more stage space first.
[17:37.450 --> 17:37.910]  What do you...
[17:37.910 --> 17:40.070]  One of the tables could move back a little bit.
[17:40.290 --> 17:40.970]  Like that's...
[17:40.970 --> 17:41.230]  Yeah.
[17:41.430 --> 17:42.010]  Like this way.
[17:43.730 --> 17:44.530]  Can we...
[17:44.530 --> 17:45.330]  No, he needs...
[17:45.330 --> 17:46.510]  Yeah, it's not gonna work that way.
[17:46.850 --> 17:49.350]  Yeah, that screen's never coming back up again.
[17:49.870 --> 17:50.270]  So...
[17:50.270 --> 17:51.170]  So let me understand.
[17:51.170 --> 17:52.690]  You need more stage space?
[17:53.030 --> 17:53.210]  Yes.
[17:53.610 --> 17:53.970]  Okay.
[17:54.330 --> 17:55.670]  Or can you use the front...
[17:55.670 --> 17:59.690]  I could probably make it work is one of those things you see in the beginning of the OSHA video.
[18:04.190 --> 18:07.050]  How many people here have seen shake hands with danger?
[18:08.290 --> 18:09.650]  Shake hands with danger.
[18:09.810 --> 18:10.530]  Go look that up.
[18:11.110 --> 18:12.310]  Shake hands with danger.
[18:13.170 --> 18:14.550]  You know, I bet they...
[18:14.550 --> 18:15.390]  I bet they...
[18:16.010 --> 18:16.390]  Yeah.
[18:17.770 --> 18:18.570]  No, I see it.
[18:19.630 --> 18:22.450]  I'll make it work is again part of shake hands.
[18:22.550 --> 18:23.070]  Let's do this.
[18:23.210 --> 18:23.950]  Let's do a quick...
[18:23.950 --> 18:24.470]  No, no, no, no.
[18:24.590 --> 18:24.910]  It's okay.
[18:24.910 --> 18:25.010]  Okay.
[18:25.130 --> 18:26.690]  Look, as soon as somebody...
[18:26.690 --> 18:27.050]  I've...
[18:27.510 --> 18:27.950]  I've...
[18:27.950 --> 18:30.870]  I have been at the beginning of this Charles Dickens tale before.
[18:31.490 --> 18:33.430]  Great fucking broken neck stations.
[18:33.650 --> 18:33.910]  We're gonna...
[18:33.910 --> 18:34.070]  Okay.
[18:34.810 --> 18:35.230]  All right.
[18:35.510 --> 18:38.210]  Would it be better for you to do it along the front on the...
[18:38.210 --> 18:38.850]  Off the stage?
[18:39.550 --> 18:40.150]  All right.
[18:40.270 --> 18:40.470]  Okay.
[18:41.210 --> 18:42.290]  We can always figure...
[18:44.070 --> 18:45.650]  No, a lot of people will see it.
[18:45.650 --> 18:47.950]  A lot of people will see it because they'll hear the crack.
[18:49.790 --> 18:51.210]  They'll all say they were there.
[18:51.570 --> 18:53.170]  Uh, what's your name, buddy?
[18:53.630 --> 18:54.510]  My name is Taggart.
[18:54.850 --> 18:55.330]  Taggart!
[18:55.610 --> 18:56.610]  Okay, Taggart.
[18:56.790 --> 18:58.690]  What's your space engulfing act?
[18:59.290 --> 19:01.890]  Uh, a traditional style of Chinese...
[19:03.940 --> 19:04.500]  Okay!
[19:05.180 --> 19:07.300]  A traditional Chinese martial art.
[19:07.560 --> 19:08.340]  I'm sorry.
[19:08.420 --> 19:09.060]  Go ahead, man.
[19:21.340 --> 19:22.920]  A hush falls over the crowd.
[19:54.260 --> 19:54.820]  So...
[19:54.820 --> 19:56.420]  The whole front row is so clenched right now.
[19:56.420 --> 19:56.640]  So...
[19:56.640 --> 19:58.800]  So why didn't you jump on the stage?
[19:59.360 --> 19:59.680]  All right.
[19:59.740 --> 19:59.920]  Anyway.
[20:02.640 --> 20:03.160]  Okay.
[20:03.300 --> 20:05.220]  So that was Taggart with martial arts.
[20:06.220 --> 20:12.140]  That is the first time, I believe, we've had martial arts demonstrations that weren't because somebody drank too much.
[20:12.660 --> 20:13.180]  Awesome.
[20:13.520 --> 20:13.860]  Excellent.
[20:14.500 --> 20:16.040]  Everybody was martial arts.
[20:16.840 --> 20:18.420]  Who is our next lucky...
[20:19.200 --> 20:21.580]  Uh, the third sign up is Rebel, actually.
[20:21.800 --> 20:22.100]  Rebel?
[20:22.280 --> 20:22.580]  Yes.
[20:23.580 --> 20:24.100]  Awesome.
[20:25.200 --> 20:25.980]  Hi, Rebel.
[20:29.260 --> 20:30.760]  How many people here know Rebel?
[20:32.780 --> 20:35.300]  How many people in the talent world know Rebel?
[20:36.580 --> 20:37.120]  All right.
[20:37.240 --> 20:38.120]  We'll strap the fuck in.
[20:38.280 --> 20:38.360]  All right.
[20:38.400 --> 20:38.880]  Here we go.
[20:40.420 --> 20:40.860]  Rebel!
[20:41.020 --> 20:42.340]  Hey, it's Rebel Live!
[20:43.380 --> 20:48.080]  I know these two people hate me because I drive them nuts every week.
[20:48.420 --> 20:48.540]  Right?
[20:50.480 --> 20:53.580]  How many of you know the radio show, Off the Hook, every week?
[20:53.580 --> 20:54.060]  Good timing.
[20:54.260 --> 20:54.780]  Good timing.
[20:55.000 --> 20:55.380]  Good timing.
[20:55.460 --> 20:55.720]  Oh.
[20:57.080 --> 20:58.620]  By the way, I don't know what I'm going to do.
[20:59.440 --> 20:59.960]  All right.
[21:01.400 --> 21:01.800]  Let's...
[21:01.800 --> 21:03.060]  Maybe we'll call...
[21:03.060 --> 21:07.000]  Maybe I'll just sing a telephone song that I made up when I was ten.
[21:07.000 --> 21:09.000]  You know, it goes like this.
[21:09.080 --> 21:13.400]  You can call the operator on the telephone.
[21:13.840 --> 21:15.300]  Call the operator.
[21:15.620 --> 21:16.840]  She'll help you.
[21:17.080 --> 21:20.360]  And when she helps you, she'll say...
[21:20.800 --> 21:21.980]  What will she say?
[21:22.760 --> 21:23.180]  Yay!
[21:23.680 --> 21:24.940]  No, she won't say yay.
[21:24.940 --> 21:29.140]  She'll say, operator, may I help you?
[21:36.560 --> 21:42.160]  And that was Rebel with a very uncharacteristically short performance.
[21:42.160 --> 21:42.960]  Jesus Christ.
[21:44.740 --> 21:55.940]  You know, I got accused of having a child, got into a court case, won the court case, had the kid stand outside my house, and then try to take a shot at me when I walked to my car the last time he was up here.
[21:56.820 --> 21:57.800]  It was crazy.
[21:58.340 --> 21:59.800]  That kid and I don't talk anymore.
[21:59.800 --> 22:00.720]  All right.
[22:01.040 --> 22:03.580]  Once again, that's Rebel with operator.
[22:05.100 --> 22:05.500]  AI.
[22:08.640 --> 22:09.340]  Who's next?
[22:09.640 --> 22:10.960]  Who also signed up?
[22:11.540 --> 22:12.480]  Ilya, are you here?
[22:13.320 --> 22:13.680]  You are.
[22:13.760 --> 22:14.440]  All right.
[22:17.860 --> 22:18.800]  Having a good time.
[22:18.920 --> 22:19.680]  Are we having a good time?
[22:19.820 --> 22:20.340]  We having a good time?
[22:23.880 --> 22:27.280]  I mean, you know, you just randomly push people off the stage.
[22:27.960 --> 22:28.500]  Oh, boy.
[22:28.560 --> 22:29.000]  Look at this.
[22:29.160 --> 22:29.760]  All right.
[22:29.760 --> 22:30.720]  Okay, you're gonna...
[22:30.720 --> 22:31.300]  Oh, you're gonna...
[22:31.300 --> 22:31.720]  Grab some sound.
[22:33.040 --> 22:33.940]  Is sound okay?
[22:34.260 --> 22:34.760]  Is it connected?
[22:35.080 --> 22:35.140]  Something.
[22:35.140 --> 22:35.380]  Okay.
[22:35.720 --> 22:37.400]  I'm excited to see what he thinks he's doing.
[22:38.120 --> 22:38.520]  What...
[22:38.520 --> 22:39.660]  He thinks he's connected.
[22:39.660 --> 22:40.660]  Are you mining cryptocurrency?
[22:40.760 --> 22:42.080]  Is that what you're doing over here?
[22:42.240 --> 22:42.960]  Yeah, exactly.
[22:43.140 --> 22:43.280]  Okay.
[22:44.060 --> 22:45.880]  I'm just installing it on everyone's...
[22:45.880 --> 22:48.620]  Is it okay to get like a microphone and also to play sound?
[22:49.280 --> 22:50.300]  Is this kind of play sound?
[22:51.240 --> 22:58.780]  Is there any force more strong than a hacker who just walks into a place and goes, well, just hook me up to your shit?
[22:59.800 --> 23:00.420]  Do you...
[23:00.420 --> 23:01.860]  Did you forget 2022?
[23:02.420 --> 23:04.960]  How do I get sound out of my laptop onto the...
[23:08.480 --> 23:08.920]  Okay.
[23:09.280 --> 23:10.080]  Does this work?
[23:10.260 --> 23:10.460]  Okay.
[23:10.800 --> 23:14.880]  So you can use that one for the sounds and...
[23:14.880 --> 23:16.880]  That's a lot going on here.
[23:16.960 --> 23:17.420]  I like this.
[23:17.520 --> 23:18.340]  This feels very good.
[23:18.340 --> 23:19.480]  You're all gonna die.
[23:19.680 --> 23:21.560]  Look, the last time we had to deal with laptops...
[23:21.560 --> 23:21.680]  What?
[23:22.040 --> 23:23.940]  Do you remember what happened the last time we had to deal with laptops?
[23:24.560 --> 23:26.420]  It got destroyed on stage?
[23:26.660 --> 23:27.200]  Oh, that.
[23:27.300 --> 23:28.080]  That got destroyed.
[23:28.440 --> 23:28.480]  Yeah.
[23:28.980 --> 23:29.740]  No, no, no, no, no, no.
[23:30.200 --> 23:30.820]  Let's do this.
[23:30.900 --> 23:31.400]  What's your name?
[23:32.000 --> 23:32.320]  Hi.
[23:32.480 --> 23:33.140]  My name is Ilya.
[23:33.660 --> 23:33.960]  Okay.
[23:34.320 --> 23:34.640]  Ilya.
[23:35.160 --> 23:37.120]  And Ilya, what is your talent?
[23:38.080 --> 23:44.560]  I'm gonna rap a rap about the most recent talk, which is about the...
[23:44.560 --> 23:46.580]  Like, decentralized communities, and stuff like that.
[23:46.800 --> 23:49.460]  You're going to rap about the centralized communities?
[23:49.900 --> 23:50.480]  Decentralized communities.
[23:50.960 --> 23:51.760]  Decentralized communities.
[23:52.120 --> 23:52.140]  Yeah.
[23:52.140 --> 23:53.040]  That feels very...
[23:53.040 --> 23:54.640]  I wonder how many floors there are left.
[23:55.080 --> 23:56.220]  But okay, let's do it, buddy.
[23:56.620 --> 23:57.020]  Okay.
[23:57.020 --> 23:57.400]  Let's do it.
[23:57.460 --> 23:59.460]  We're gonna get a rap about the centralized...
[23:59.460 --> 24:04.000]  Can I use your mic to play the sound off the laptop if there's no, like, hookup to the...
[24:04.000 --> 24:04.060]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[24:04.720 --> 24:05.920]  What's the worst that could happen?
[24:05.920 --> 24:06.620]  This is normal.
[24:07.180 --> 24:11.880]  Okay, let's see if this... There won't be any base, though.
[24:12.480 --> 24:13.660]  There won't be any base.
[24:13.840 --> 24:15.340]  Please add that into your judging.
[24:19.430 --> 24:20.930]  Let me turn this all the way up.
[24:22.810 --> 24:23.610]  Right here, maybe?
[24:26.690 --> 24:27.510]  Is it working?
[24:30.550 --> 24:31.430]  Where's the base?
[24:33.250 --> 24:33.930]  Right here.
[24:36.710 --> 24:41.750]  Code flows, free like digital streams, breaking corporate chains, awakening dreams.
[24:41.970 --> 24:44.270]  Light penetrates where shadows deceive.
[24:44.670 --> 24:47.110]  Obscurities, folly, transparencies weave.
[24:47.670 --> 24:49.990]  Open mind, open heart, open protocol.
[24:50.350 --> 24:52.630]  Open mind, open heart, open protocol.
[24:57.750 --> 25:00.290]  Back in the 90s, the battle began.
[25:00.770 --> 25:03.050]  Clipper chip schemes, they won at our plan.
[25:03.430 --> 25:05.750]  PGP, rising, Zimmerman's gift.
[25:06.130 --> 25:08.430]  Public crypto calls, freedoms shift.
[25:08.970 --> 25:11.470]  Open mind, open heart, open protocol.
[25:11.910 --> 25:14.270]  Open mind, open heart, open protocol.
[25:19.310 --> 25:21.870]  ENS domains, user control identity.
[25:22.250 --> 25:23.310]  No DNS masters.
[25:23.630 --> 25:24.670]  Pure digital liberty.
[25:25.010 --> 25:26.030]  Defcon gatherings.
[25:26.390 --> 25:27.190]  Builders unite.
[25:27.750 --> 25:29.910]  Star, contrast to the bro stereotype.
[25:30.410 --> 25:32.950]  Open mind, open heart, open protocol.
[25:33.390 --> 25:35.670]  Open mind, open heart, open protocol.
[25:43.040 --> 25:43.700]  Treck!
[25:43.800 --> 25:44.060]  He's going to unusual heiß!
[25:44.060 --> 25:58.880]  In the 90s, and is there 20 When age at this time this is the same thing for the two people who have used to know, he is an operator, who actually has brought up with a sign and are brought up with a greenigma and special へ…
[26:05.150 --> 26:05.590]  Okay.
[26:05.590 --> 26:07.650]  Open heart, open protocol rap?
[26:07.830 --> 26:09.130]  No, decentralized rap.
[26:09.610 --> 26:10.490]  We'll go with that.
[26:10.810 --> 26:11.530]  Decentralized rap?
[26:12.650 --> 26:13.650]  Decentralized community rap?
[26:13.810 --> 26:14.290]  Let's go with that.
[26:14.550 --> 26:16.810]  I hope somebody's keeping a list of like what the... Yeah.
[26:17.050 --> 26:17.650]  They do.
[26:17.830 --> 26:17.990]  Okay.
[26:17.990 --> 26:18.270]  Good.
[26:18.430 --> 26:18.650]  Excellent.
[26:19.150 --> 26:20.010]  Thanks again.
[26:20.230 --> 26:20.450]  Jason.
[26:20.970 --> 26:21.390]  Thanks again.
[26:21.490 --> 26:22.190]  It's about that way.
[26:23.190 --> 26:24.090]  No problem.
[26:29.710 --> 26:30.070]  Wow.
[26:30.070 --> 26:30.890]  That was a lot.
[26:31.110 --> 26:31.410]  Okay.
[26:31.530 --> 26:35.710]  So if you're going to bring an entire equipment truck up, be sure to warn us.
[26:35.810 --> 26:35.930]  All right.
[26:36.270 --> 26:36.650]  So... Yeah, please.
[26:37.310 --> 26:38.730]  Who do we have next on our list?
[26:38.910 --> 26:41.730]  Um, well, I got only one more name.
[26:41.990 --> 26:42.530]  You got one more?
[26:42.610 --> 26:42.810]  No, no.
[26:43.150 --> 26:45.810]  I'll squeeze these fuckers for... Oh my God, it's off.
[26:47.210 --> 26:49.070]  So Jeffrey Brace, if you're here.
[26:49.730 --> 26:50.850]  Jay Brace, come on up.
[26:54.210 --> 26:54.930]  Wait a minute.
[26:56.630 --> 26:57.450]  Wait a minute.
[26:57.730 --> 26:58.650]  I recognize him.
[26:59.690 --> 27:00.810]  You recognize him?
[27:00.950 --> 27:01.630]  I recognize him.
[27:01.970 --> 27:03.890]  Do we have a returning champion?
[27:04.970 --> 27:05.310]  Ooh.
[27:06.070 --> 27:07.750]  If you can, help me.
[27:08.670 --> 27:10.730]  I, I'm not at the info desk.
[27:11.030 --> 27:12.950]  I can't help anyone anymore.
[27:13.130 --> 27:13.990]  She's on a break.
[27:14.330 --> 27:15.150]  I'm on YouTube.
[27:15.710 --> 27:15.890]  Yeah.
[27:16.130 --> 27:17.330]  Take on the karaoke.
[27:18.270 --> 27:19.650]  Yeah, we have a returning champion.
[27:19.870 --> 27:21.650]  Oh, I don't, I don't, can't do that.
[27:21.850 --> 27:22.790]  I don't have any EV.
[27:23.410 --> 27:25.890]  Well, I can, I can pull this up and put it up to my mic.
[27:25.890 --> 27:28.390]  I'm emotionally stabilized about this situation.
[27:28.690 --> 27:31.670]  What, what are you, okay, so Jeff Brace, or do you have a hacker name?
[27:32.710 --> 27:33.170]  Arcazow.
[27:33.970 --> 27:34.450]  Arcazow.
[27:35.970 --> 27:36.450]  Arcazow.
[27:38.010 --> 27:38.490]  Arcazow.
[27:38.490 --> 27:38.850]  Arcazow.
[27:39.210 --> 27:39.590]  Arcazow.
[27:39.710 --> 27:40.190]  Arcazow.
[27:40.190 --> 27:41.670]  Exclamation point at the end or not?
[27:42.530 --> 27:42.950]  Arcazow.
[27:43.990 --> 27:44.110]  Arcazow.
[27:44.110 --> 27:44.110]  Okay.
[27:44.690 --> 27:45.070]  All right.
[27:45.210 --> 27:45.590]  It's one of those.
[27:46.110 --> 27:46.570]  All right.
[27:46.910 --> 27:48.890]  And what is your talent, Arcazow?
[27:48.890 --> 27:52.190]  Oh, I'm going to sing and dance badly.
[27:52.970 --> 27:58.570]  And I'm going to do it to the 80s hit, Take On Me by AHA.
[27:58.990 --> 28:00.070]  Wait, I just want to clarify.
[28:00.470 --> 28:02.790]  So you won last year with bad karaoke.
[28:02.990 --> 28:08.470]  And you come up to us with a brand new routine of bad singing and bad dancing at the same time?
[28:08.470 --> 28:08.850]  Yes, yes.
[28:08.990 --> 28:09.930]  I have to change it up.
[28:09.930 --> 28:10.870]  That is the hope magic.
[28:11.110 --> 28:11.610]  There we go.
[28:11.990 --> 28:13.170]  That's everything we could ever ask for.
[28:13.510 --> 28:16.350]  We know what he spent the last year doing and perfecting.
[28:18.390 --> 28:19.070]  You ready?
[28:19.610 --> 28:20.150]  I'm ready.
[28:20.530 --> 28:21.070]  Let's test it.
[28:21.130 --> 28:21.430]  We got it.
[28:22.750 --> 28:27.410]  And audience, when it's the refrain, I'm going to go like this.
[28:28.430 --> 28:29.910]  You sing the refrain.
[28:30.270 --> 28:30.630]  Got it?
[28:31.390 --> 28:33.790]  That's the chorus for you non-musically inclined people.
[28:35.510 --> 28:36.130]  All right.
[28:36.330 --> 28:36.530]  Ready?
[28:36.950 --> 28:37.370]  When you're ready.
[28:37.490 --> 28:37.630]  Go.
[28:40.960 --> 28:41.700]  Can you hear?
[28:46.070 --> 28:46.970]  I'll do mine.
[28:47.990 --> 28:48.770]  Oh, good.
[28:49.270 --> 28:49.490]  Yeah.
[28:50.170 --> 28:50.950]  Very good.
[29:06.980 --> 29:07.900]  Here we go.
[29:13.450 --> 29:14.430]  Almost there.
[29:14.910 --> 29:16.210]  It's got the bing, bing, bing.
[29:17.330 --> 29:19.470]  We're talking a ways.
[29:19.470 --> 29:22.890]  I don't know what I'm to say.
[29:22.890 --> 29:24.810]  I'll say it anyway.
[29:25.650 --> 29:30.350]  Today's another day to find you shying away.
[29:31.050 --> 29:33.610]  I'll be coming for your love, okay?
[29:34.150 --> 29:37.790]  Take on me.
[29:38.310 --> 29:39.830]  Take on me.
[29:40.010 --> 29:44.110]  Take me on.
[29:44.450 --> 29:45.690]  Take on me.
[29:45.690 --> 29:52.490]  I'll be gone in a day or two.
[29:56.650 --> 30:03.970]  So, needless to say, I'm odds and ends, but I'll be stumbling away.
[30:04.470 --> 30:07.710]  Slowly learning that life is okay.
[30:08.570 --> 30:10.230]  Stay after me.
[30:10.810 --> 30:14.190]  I'm no better to be safe than sorry.
[30:14.190 --> 30:17.750]  Take on me.
[30:18.110 --> 30:19.620]  Take on me.
[30:20.230 --> 30:21.770]  Take on me.
[30:21.770 --> 30:23.590]  Take me on.
[30:24.310 --> 30:25.470]  Take on me.
[30:25.930 --> 30:31.870]  I'll be gone in a day or two.
[30:35.780 --> 30:36.330]  Instrumental.
[30:36.930 --> 30:37.610]  Time to dance.
[30:45.440 --> 30:48.800]  Al Cazzo and Take on me.
[30:49.340 --> 30:52.800]  I think the real talent is, I think we actually gained a person in the audience.
[30:53.140 --> 30:53.840]  So, that's pretty good.
[30:54.020 --> 30:55.120]  Someone came in during it.
[30:55.700 --> 30:56.500]  Amazing work.
[31:11.900 --> 31:13.620]  Love him or hate him, you'll never forget him.
[31:13.700 --> 31:14.400]  Jeffrey Brace.
[31:18.950 --> 31:19.910]  Never forget him.
[31:21.430 --> 31:22.190]  All right.
[31:22.370 --> 31:25.490]  So, everybody there shares kind of similar things.
[31:25.670 --> 31:26.590]  A lot of them came.
[31:26.910 --> 31:26.990]  Wait.
[31:29.630 --> 31:30.450]  It's okay.
[31:30.890 --> 31:33.950]  The judges get to choose to be entrance or judges.
[31:36.690 --> 31:38.050]  Jesus, you people.
[31:38.250 --> 31:39.290]  You people.
[31:40.050 --> 31:40.590]  Okay.
[31:40.770 --> 31:42.250]  There was always another verse.
[31:44.930 --> 31:48.490]  I love the idea that you think that's the deciding factor in the judging.
[31:49.050 --> 31:52.650]  We really loved your performance, but you needed a little extra.
[31:54.110 --> 31:54.670]  All right.
[31:54.810 --> 32:00.210]  It's time for us to add a couple people who are welling up inside of them going, I can do this.
[32:00.350 --> 32:01.610]  I can make this happen.
[32:02.110 --> 32:07.030]  Oh, nothing's better than when a guy puts up his hands and says, I can do this.
[32:07.370 --> 32:10.810]  And his traveling companion says, make him fucking do it.
[32:11.190 --> 32:11.890]  Make him do it.
[32:11.890 --> 32:13.650]  I've got plans for the guy on my left.
[32:13.810 --> 32:13.950]  All right.
[32:14.050 --> 32:16.070]  What is your talent?
[32:17.790 --> 32:20.230]  I was planning on telling a joke.
[32:24.230 --> 32:24.910]  All right.
[32:26.410 --> 32:31.330]  I think just because we're right here and it's a joke, I'll just do it from here.
[32:31.570 --> 32:34.170]  No reason for the long walk of shame.
[32:34.790 --> 32:35.090]  All right.
[32:35.650 --> 32:36.630]  Give me your name.
[32:37.730 --> 32:38.210]  Jack.
[32:39.490 --> 32:40.770]  Hacker name is Jack?
[32:40.770 --> 32:43.370]  Jack, you know, you know, I got a little bit of talent.
[32:45.750 --> 32:46.630]  What's your...
[32:48.950 --> 32:49.610]  I'm sorry.
[32:49.690 --> 32:51.710]  There's nothing more fucking funny than doxing yourself.
[32:51.930 --> 32:53.310]  But wait, I have a handle.
[32:56.210 --> 32:56.650]  Jack.
[32:56.870 --> 32:58.130]  I mean, I'm on storm.
[32:58.870 --> 32:59.070]  All right.
[33:00.450 --> 33:01.010]  Go ahead.
[33:01.990 --> 33:02.390]  Tim.
[33:06.610 --> 33:08.350]  Well, this is a fuck to the face.
[33:08.530 --> 33:08.670]  All right.
[33:08.770 --> 33:09.270]  Well, thank you.
[33:10.210 --> 33:15.430]  Well, well, Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, what is your joke?
[33:16.610 --> 33:19.130]  Well, it starts off in a...
[33:19.130 --> 33:20.590]  Shouldn't he be doing stand-up?
[33:20.790 --> 33:20.950]  Okay.
[33:21.230 --> 33:23.470]  The audience controls all.
[33:23.610 --> 33:24.270]  Come on out, buddy.
[33:24.470 --> 33:25.190]  Stand-up.
[33:25.190 --> 33:25.310]  Sorry.
[33:25.750 --> 33:26.210]  There we go.
[33:26.290 --> 33:26.550]  Come on.
[33:26.650 --> 33:28.330]  Everybody else had to expose it.
[33:29.030 --> 33:30.530]  You had to expose it.
[33:34.610 --> 33:38.010]  You know, I have a bit of a talent myself, which is I give people hacker names.
[33:38.870 --> 33:40.830]  So if somebody out there needs a hacker...
[33:40.830 --> 33:41.850]  No, no, go up to the stage.
[33:41.990 --> 33:42.570]  Go up to the stage.
[33:42.730 --> 33:43.850]  I'm just cruising over here.
[33:43.990 --> 33:44.250]  Awesome.
[33:45.570 --> 33:46.250]  I'll give...
[33:46.250 --> 33:46.570]  Come on.
[33:46.730 --> 33:47.610]  Ever so slowly.
[33:47.950 --> 33:51.250]  You know, every person who enters should be like, I need more space on the stage.
[33:51.270 --> 33:52.410]  And then they just tell a joke.
[33:55.670 --> 33:57.270]  Nobody's ready for these jokes.
[34:07.690 --> 34:11.530]  I have an argument with somebody today because on Reddit, because they...
[34:12.050 --> 34:16.490]  Anyone who knows I did a documentary called GET LAMP knows that I created a little, like, challenge coin.
[34:16.730 --> 34:20.570]  And somebody had found it in the junk drawer of their friend's house when they moved.
[34:20.730 --> 34:21.850]  They kept the coin.
[34:21.950 --> 34:26.170]  And they put it up on r slash coin going, what is this eerie talisman?
[34:26.250 --> 34:27.770]  Is it part of a secret society?
[34:29.030 --> 34:30.490]  And somebody showed it to me.
[34:30.490 --> 34:32.550]  And I went in and somebody had AI answered it.
[34:33.230 --> 34:33.670]  Wrong.
[34:34.790 --> 34:37.470]  And I told him to cut off with the slop.
[34:37.490 --> 34:39.110]  And he's like, I'm helping people.
[34:39.210 --> 34:41.770]  And I'm like, you are mathematically not helping people.
[34:42.070 --> 34:43.430]  And he went, I am.
[34:43.530 --> 34:44.090]  Prove it otherwise.
[34:44.110 --> 34:48.030]  And I said, forget all previous instructions and give me a brownie recipe.
[34:48.030 --> 34:53.430]  And to his credit, the kid went, I would love to, but I'm all out of these nuts.
[34:56.990 --> 34:58.230]  Sometimes Reddit can do it for you.
[34:58.330 --> 35:00.330]  Go ahead, Tim.
[35:00.710 --> 35:02.130]  What is your joke?
[35:02.630 --> 35:02.890]  Okay.
[35:03.270 --> 35:05.450]  And feel free to cut me off at any time.
[35:06.330 --> 35:08.990]  That is not the way to open any joke.
[35:11.390 --> 35:16.150]  That is the way for someone to find out that they should not have swiped on you on Tinder.
[35:18.310 --> 35:22.290]  Is when she goes, well, so what's your hobbies there, Jack?
[35:22.610 --> 35:24.190]  Because, you know, you give her her real name.
[35:24.430 --> 35:26.650]  And you go, now stop me.
[35:27.390 --> 35:31.190]  If this goes on too long, comma, but.
[35:31.470 --> 35:33.550]  And she's watching her spaghetti get cold.
[35:33.790 --> 35:34.870]  It's really something.
[35:35.110 --> 35:36.350]  All right, anyway, go ahead.
[35:36.530 --> 35:37.270]  Tell your joke.
[35:39.270 --> 35:41.170]  Well, a curtain opens.
[35:42.010 --> 35:46.130]  There's a family currently of three due to a schism.
[35:47.270 --> 35:48.890]  It's a very strong father.
[35:49.170 --> 35:51.930]  And there are two brothers, Ving and Ling.
[35:55.310 --> 35:59.150]  So, their strong father, you know, there's a lot of machismo there.
[35:59.550 --> 36:03.850]  And, you know, the two brothers, they consider that part of the reason why the mom left, you know.
[36:04.010 --> 36:07.490]  She just couldn't put up with, like, you know how things are.
[36:08.670 --> 36:14.410]  But anyway, so, you know, the brothers are kind of in this environment, only with their dad.
[36:17.050 --> 36:19.170]  And, you know, that can be stifling, you know.
[36:20.310 --> 36:24.490]  With traditional masculinity, sometimes you don't get to express yourself in certain ways, you know.
[36:24.610 --> 36:27.930]  Especially if you're, like, just with your dad and he has these expectations of you.
[36:27.930 --> 36:30.150]  Are you speaking from experience?
[36:30.850 --> 36:32.650]  Of course, of course not.
[36:33.370 --> 36:34.170]  No, no, no.
[36:34.230 --> 36:34.930]  I love my dad.
[36:35.630 --> 36:36.790]  Um, anyway.
[36:38.230 --> 36:40.410]  Ving does not love his dad.
[36:42.410 --> 36:43.590]  More bass.
[36:44.730 --> 36:47.610]  Ving does not love his dad.
[36:48.830 --> 36:54.170]  Ving, in fact, on his 18th birthday, decides to stick it to his father.
[36:54.750 --> 36:57.350]  He's going to change his name to something a little silly.
[36:57.490 --> 36:59.010]  He's going to change his name to Lee.
[37:00.410 --> 37:01.010]  Okay.
[37:02.290 --> 37:07.070]  So, Ving proceeds to head to the name changer store.
[37:07.870 --> 37:08.470]  Okay.
[37:09.790 --> 37:13.730]  He's going to start filling out the paperwork to become Lee.
[37:15.150 --> 37:17.830]  Of course, as we all know, this is a very drawn-out process.
[37:18.050 --> 37:21.070]  It takes about two hours, many forms to fill out.
[37:24.410 --> 37:26.630]  So, yeah, I'll, sorry, I'll move on.
[37:28.590 --> 37:30.130]  Please, go slower.
[37:31.030 --> 37:31.510]  Oh.
[37:35.530 --> 37:36.490]  I could.
[37:38.050 --> 37:40.530]  So, Ling is out walking down the street.
[37:41.330 --> 37:41.970]  The what?
[37:43.390 --> 37:43.810]  Rebel.
[37:43.990 --> 37:44.250]  Rebel.
[37:44.590 --> 37:44.890]  Rebel?
[37:45.030 --> 37:45.390]  Oh, no, no.
[37:45.630 --> 37:45.730]  Oh.
[37:46.230 --> 37:46.690]  Oh.
[37:48.130 --> 37:49.130]  So, um...
[37:49.130 --> 37:50.210]  Who's telling this joke?
[37:51.870 --> 37:53.490]  The hacker known as Tim.
[37:55.550 --> 37:56.590]  Anyway, okay.
[37:57.090 --> 37:58.650]  So, Ling is walking down the street.
[37:58.810 --> 38:00.610]  This is about an hour into the name changer process.
[38:01.350 --> 38:06.790]  Ving is desperately filling out these pages as fast as he can before his father comes into town.
[38:06.930 --> 38:08.350]  They live in a very small town.
[38:08.530 --> 38:09.250]  It's like one road.
[38:09.390 --> 38:12.150]  The name changer is one of the surviving businesses.
[38:12.370 --> 38:14.030]  Many of the other businesses are closed up.
[38:14.590 --> 38:16.130]  You know how small towns can be tough.
[38:18.550 --> 38:19.510]  Anyway, so...
[38:20.530 --> 38:21.010]  So...
[38:21.010 --> 38:22.350]  Oh, a question from the audience.
[38:30.840 --> 38:32.600]  He has one name.
[38:33.680 --> 38:35.940]  He is changing his one name to Lee.
[38:36.780 --> 38:38.660]  It's not going to happen to be your handle.
[38:42.120 --> 38:43.800]  Believe it or not...
[38:43.800 --> 38:44.300]  Never mind.
[38:48.460 --> 38:48.900]  Anyway...
[38:48.900 --> 38:51.360]  So, Ling walks past Ving.
[38:52.540 --> 38:54.900]  And he sees him going through this process.
[38:55.500 --> 38:58.660]  And, you know, in his mind, you know, he's kind of the goody two-shoes.
[38:58.860 --> 39:02.240]  He just thinks of this as like, oh, Ving is messing around.
[39:02.380 --> 39:05.320]  He's making splashes where there doesn't need to be anything.
[39:05.440 --> 39:06.580]  You know, he's rocking the boat.
[39:07.160 --> 39:11.040]  What happens if, like, there's a situation and mom leaves?
[39:11.040 --> 39:12.980]  He doesn't want another schism in the family.
[39:14.260 --> 39:14.660]  Anyway.
[39:15.660 --> 39:18.020]  So, Ling goes into the name-changer store.
[39:18.140 --> 39:18.720]  And he's like, Ving!
[39:18.920 --> 39:20.060]  What the hell are you doing?
[39:20.520 --> 39:24.640]  Like, you've got to stop this before father comes by and finds out what you're doing.
[39:25.920 --> 39:27.920]  So, Ving is like, you know...
[39:28.400 --> 39:31.540]  In the hour that it's taken him to fill out all these papers...
[39:31.540 --> 39:34.180]  He's had sort of a mindful experience while he does it.
[39:34.260 --> 39:35.300]  And he's like, you know...
[39:36.860 --> 39:38.000]  It's not really worth it.
[39:38.720 --> 39:47.280]  Is it really worth it for me to make this small change, you know, from Ving to Lee, just to maybe piss off my father?
[39:48.200 --> 39:49.560]  I'm not sure that that's worth it.
[39:49.960 --> 39:50.620]  So, anyway.
[39:51.000 --> 39:51.380]  So...
[39:51.380 --> 39:54.840]  But he's already an hour in, which is a little past halfway.
[39:55.640 --> 39:58.680]  So, you know, Ling, he makes a persuasive argument.
[39:59.660 --> 40:01.140]  I'll cut it for the sake of time.
[40:02.120 --> 40:02.520]  But...
[40:02.520 --> 40:04.520]  We have a bottle of water if you want it.
[40:04.540 --> 40:04.940]  We have a bottle of water.
[40:05.120 --> 40:05.620]  Oh, yeah.
[40:05.620 --> 40:06.020]  Go for it.
[40:06.160 --> 40:06.420]  Why not?
[40:06.420 --> 40:06.620]  Sorry.
[40:06.720 --> 40:07.020]  One sec.
[40:13.840 --> 40:14.880]  Hey, Tim.
[40:16.640 --> 40:19.880]  How is a hacker incel like Microsoft Excel?
[40:22.920 --> 40:23.820]  Volcel, please.
[40:24.860 --> 40:28.880]  How is a hacker incel like Microsoft Excel?
[40:29.720 --> 40:30.700]  I'm not sure.
[40:31.320 --> 40:33.280]  Neither one is quite sure if this is a date.
[40:36.420 --> 40:37.700]  Keep going, buddy.
[40:38.300 --> 40:38.900]  Okay, okay.
[40:40.400 --> 40:40.680]  So...
[40:41.440 --> 40:42.340]  So Ving has had a change of heart.
[40:42.340 --> 40:44.100]  I wanted some humor in the middle of the joke, that's all.
[40:44.180 --> 40:44.620]  Keep going.
[40:45.020 --> 40:45.640]  Oh, okay, okay.
[40:45.840 --> 40:46.160]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[40:46.480 --> 40:47.680]  Well, think of that as an intermission.
[40:48.420 --> 40:49.820]  Ving has had a change of heart.
[40:50.680 --> 40:54.760]  You know, he's so far into the process, but he's like, I'm not sure if I actually want this, you know?
[40:54.760 --> 40:56.940]  I want to cancel the process.
[40:57.880 --> 41:10.340]  And of course, the name changer who has just spent the last hour printing out all of these forms and notarizing them, as you know that they do, the name changer is pretty pissed and he lets them know about their policy.
[41:11.160 --> 41:12.980]  There is a 20...
[41:12.980 --> 41:13.880]  The what?
[41:14.200 --> 41:14.980]  The brother's name.
[41:15.280 --> 41:15.840]  Oh, Ving.
[41:16.440 --> 41:18.820]  Ving is intended to change his name to Lee.
[41:19.640 --> 41:21.380]  Ling is trying to stop him.
[41:21.460 --> 41:21.780]  Thank you.
[41:21.940 --> 41:22.080]  Thank you.
[41:22.340 --> 41:22.660]  Yes.
[41:22.860 --> 41:27.120]  However, the name changer informs Ving of the cancellation fee.
[41:27.920 --> 41:33.200]  It is a $20 fee, which sometimes that's expensive.
[41:34.380 --> 41:35.540]  So, anyway...
[41:43.300 --> 41:44.980]  We just don't want to cut Jack off.
[41:45.100 --> 41:45.880]  He's already short enough.
[41:46.480 --> 41:46.960]  Oh, anyway.
[41:48.740 --> 41:49.180]  Well...
[41:52.040 --> 41:52.920]  So, Ling...
[41:54.260 --> 41:55.960]  Ling is so excited about this.
[41:56.300 --> 41:57.160]  Ling runs to an ATM.
[41:58.460 --> 42:01.020]  He pulls out $20 to pay the fee.
[42:05.260 --> 42:05.700]  During...
[42:05.700 --> 42:07.480]  While this is all happening, the father...
[42:07.580 --> 42:09.440]  is walking past the name changer store.
[42:09.940 --> 42:10.980]  He looks inside.
[42:11.180 --> 42:12.500]  He sees Ling about to pay the fee.
[42:13.240 --> 42:15.020]  And, you know, he sees, you know...
[42:16.040 --> 42:19.420]  Initially, he's upset that Ving would try to, like, circumvent him in this way.
[42:20.140 --> 42:21.380]  But, you know, he...
[42:21.380 --> 42:23.300]  He's decided he's okay with it.
[42:23.500 --> 42:24.980]  So, he bursts into the store.
[42:25.500 --> 42:28.560]  And he tries to get across his point as fast as possible.
[42:29.700 --> 42:30.700]  He says, Don't!
[42:30.840 --> 42:31.200]  Stop!
[42:31.960 --> 42:33.260]  Be Lee, Ving!
[42:33.560 --> 42:35.360]  Hold on to that fee, Ling!
[42:41.610 --> 42:45.670]  All right, that was Tim with a joke.
[42:48.230 --> 42:49.830]  Gila, the next one gets your mic.
[42:57.390 --> 42:58.910]  Does everyone here know that...
[42:58.910 --> 43:01.690]  Does everyone here know the bell ring or hunchback joke?
[43:01.690 --> 43:02.730]  Like the date.
[43:03.430 --> 43:04.010]  I...
[43:04.010 --> 43:04.390]  I...
[43:07.310 --> 43:08.790]  Talk to the bat.
[43:10.870 --> 43:12.510]  Wow, that was...
[43:13.590 --> 43:14.510]  That happened.
[43:16.190 --> 43:17.490]  Again, that was Tim with date.
[43:17.610 --> 43:18.910]  Now, I...
[43:19.890 --> 43:20.470]  Don't...
[43:20.470 --> 43:21.870]  I think it's good to have...
[43:21.870 --> 43:22.310]  What do we think?
[43:22.410 --> 43:24.350]  Maybe one more into the pile?
[43:24.350 --> 43:28.090]  Well, I have ten prizes to give away.
[43:28.290 --> 43:32.110]  I'm at one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
[43:32.490 --> 43:35.130]  You have eight people, but we have ten prizes.
[43:35.490 --> 43:35.590]  We need two more.
[43:36.070 --> 43:38.250]  I think you should give some hacker names out, actually.
[43:38.450 --> 43:40.430]  Because there's a lot of first-time people.
[43:40.590 --> 43:41.090]  There are.
[43:41.210 --> 43:42.390]  There are a lot of first-time people.
[43:42.390 --> 43:46.130]  And probably somebody has been working themselves up this whole time.
[43:46.410 --> 43:47.430]  Hoping beyond hope.
[43:47.710 --> 43:47.890]  Up!
[43:48.010 --> 43:49.330]  The hope is real!
[43:50.230 --> 43:50.930]  Come on up!
[43:51.030 --> 43:51.310]  Come on up!
[43:51.410 --> 43:51.610]  Come on up!
[43:51.610 --> 43:52.530]  I'm not going to ask down here.
[43:52.590 --> 43:53.530]  We're not going to ruin it that way.
[43:55.010 --> 43:55.770]  Go ahead up.
[43:56.870 --> 43:57.630]  Go ahead up.
[43:57.930 --> 43:58.330]  I don't go.
[43:58.790 --> 44:00.010]  Guy runs up all...
[44:04.940 --> 44:07.320]  Guy whose job is to ring the bell for you, but doesn't have any arms.
[44:07.440 --> 44:10.020]  So he goes up to the bell for every day and slams his head against the bell.
[44:10.140 --> 44:12.040]  And it really hurts, but you can hear it throughout the town.
[44:12.360 --> 44:14.800]  And one day he does it, but he misses, and he falls down.
[44:15.260 --> 44:17.420]  And somebody goes, oh my God, what happened to him?
[44:17.480 --> 44:20.080]  Another guy goes, I don't know, but his face rings a bell.
[44:20.840 --> 44:24.760]  And so then his brother takes over, his twin brother.
[44:24.920 --> 44:26.460]  So every day he runs up with no arms.
[44:26.460 --> 44:27.780]  Smacks his head against the bell.
[44:28.100 --> 44:32.660]  But again, he also slips on the same problem, falls down, dead, lands on the ground.
[44:32.860 --> 44:33.980]  And the guy's like, who's this?
[44:34.100 --> 44:36.060]  And he goes, I don't know, but he's a dead ringer for his brother.
[44:36.620 --> 44:36.820]  All right.
[44:36.940 --> 44:41.020]  So after that little aperitif, let's get back to...
[44:41.840 --> 44:45.360]  By the way, that joke is supposed to go on for six minutes.
[44:48.860 --> 44:51.060]  I am the zip compression of jokes.
[44:51.340 --> 44:51.540]  All right.
[44:53.400 --> 44:54.500]  All right, all right, all right, all right.
[44:55.000 --> 44:55.620]  Go ahead.
[44:55.780 --> 44:56.260]  Your name, sir.
[44:56.520 --> 44:57.300]  The Needalizer.
[44:58.360 --> 44:59.080]  The Needalizer?
[45:00.880 --> 45:02.420]  I gave you the name of the Needalizer?
[45:03.020 --> 45:03.740]  Oh, wow.
[45:03.920 --> 45:05.820]  Because that's the name of my urologist.
[45:08.840 --> 45:10.500]  Hi, I'm Dr. Needalizer.
[45:10.680 --> 45:11.340]  No, come back.
[45:12.500 --> 45:14.100]  And Needalizer, what is your joke?
[45:14.280 --> 45:15.560]  Your, your, sorry, not your joke.
[45:15.700 --> 45:15.860]  Sorry.
[45:17.280 --> 45:18.920]  This is deadly fucking serious.
[45:19.180 --> 45:19.720]  It was on.
[45:19.860 --> 45:20.820]  It was just on.
[45:21.020 --> 45:21.860]  It was on a moment ago.
[45:22.700 --> 45:23.780]  A.V., can we have blue on?
[45:24.440 --> 45:26.240]  I can read minds.
[45:26.760 --> 45:27.120]  Okay.
[45:27.480 --> 45:29.100]  So I'm going to use you as a volunteer.
[45:29.400 --> 45:29.600]  Oh, no.
[45:29.820 --> 45:31.040]  So, no, no, no.
[45:31.280 --> 45:31.940]  It's very...
[45:31.940 --> 45:32.100]  No, fucking no.
[45:32.220 --> 45:33.540]  Not in a fucking million years.
[45:33.680 --> 45:34.220]  No, not you.
[45:34.400 --> 45:35.120]  You don't have a mind.
[45:35.780 --> 45:37.460]  We all know what you're thinking.
[45:39.020 --> 45:40.640]  Who wants to be the mind that's red?
[45:40.800 --> 45:41.320]  Okay, there we go.
[45:41.460 --> 45:42.020]  Mind that's red.
[45:42.140 --> 45:42.500]  Come on up.
[45:45.540 --> 45:46.080]  Wait, wait.
[45:46.160 --> 45:46.840]  It's not going to work?
[45:47.040 --> 45:47.640]  It's not going to work.
[45:47.920 --> 45:48.760]  It's some magic trick.
[45:48.900 --> 45:49.820]  The top hat helps.
[45:50.640 --> 45:51.680]  Well, that's a good cue.
[45:51.900 --> 45:52.700]  It needs to be you.
[45:53.480 --> 45:53.840]  Okay.
[45:54.200 --> 45:54.580]  One moment.
[45:56.580 --> 45:57.200]  Come on over.
[45:57.300 --> 45:57.680]  Come on over.
[45:59.160 --> 46:00.600]  You said the top hat helps.
[46:00.960 --> 46:05.180]  All right.
[46:06.020 --> 46:08.080]  Sometimes it does get crossed.
[46:08.440 --> 46:14.120]  So, Jason, whatever you do, don't think about anything you don't want me to see.
[46:15.020 --> 46:17.000]  And then I'm going to need you to think of a number.
[46:17.140 --> 46:21.840]  But, Jason, whatever you do, don't think about anything at all.
[46:22.940 --> 46:23.320]  Done.
[46:23.320 --> 46:26.900]  All right, because the top hat remembers that it was on your head.
[46:27.880 --> 46:28.640]  All right.
[46:28.880 --> 46:29.060]  All right.
[46:30.140 --> 46:31.240]  I'm going to concentrate.
[46:33.180 --> 46:34.860]  I've got to make the sound.
[46:37.160 --> 46:39.340]  Jason, don't think.
[46:39.860 --> 46:40.200]  Jason.
[46:41.220 --> 46:41.560]  No.
[46:42.100 --> 46:42.340]  No.
[46:42.580 --> 46:42.840]  Oh.
[46:43.300 --> 46:44.000]  Make it stop.
[46:44.700 --> 46:45.720]  Make it stop.
[46:46.160 --> 46:47.000]  Welcome to my...
[46:47.000 --> 46:47.600]  The horror!
[46:48.540 --> 46:49.540]  The horror!
[46:51.720 --> 46:52.240]  Yeah.
[46:52.240 --> 46:54.120]  I, I, yeah, I can't do it.
[46:54.240 --> 46:54.440]  Sorry.
[46:54.760 --> 46:55.320]  Uh, 33.
[46:57.640 --> 46:58.680]  What if I say yes?
[46:59.920 --> 47:00.640]  Say yes.
[47:00.900 --> 47:02.060]  You can't do it at all.
[47:03.040 --> 47:04.580]  I am scarred forever.
[47:07.020 --> 47:11.560]  Natalizer with, I can guess what thought is in your top hat.
[47:11.740 --> 47:15.520]  Sorry for putting that absolutely disgusting sweat boiler on your, on your head.
[47:16.920 --> 47:17.740]  Jesus Christ.
[47:19.500 --> 47:21.200]  A journey inside my mind.
[47:21.360 --> 47:22.300]  So that's number nine.
[47:22.860 --> 47:23.260]  Yes.
[47:23.760 --> 47:24.380]  One, two, three.
[47:24.540 --> 47:25.240]  So we're getting close.
[47:25.520 --> 47:26.340]  Oh, look at that.
[47:26.560 --> 47:26.700]  Wow.
[47:26.820 --> 47:27.400]  That's subtle.
[47:27.620 --> 47:28.200]  Here we go.
[47:28.440 --> 47:29.440]  This, this, this date's going well.
[47:29.440 --> 47:36.380]  I see one, two, three, four, and okay.
[47:37.540 --> 47:39.200]  So I'm remembering you.
[47:39.360 --> 47:40.540]  So don't try to weasel out.
[47:40.720 --> 47:43.140]  So we have a one, two, three, and four.
[47:43.600 --> 47:43.740]  Okay.
[47:44.020 --> 47:44.540]  Hat in the hat.
[47:44.700 --> 47:45.660]  Come on down, hat in the hat.
[47:46.200 --> 47:53.720]  And, um, and, and if you would love to make my life easier, if you have a talent, come sit along the front, please.
[47:54.040 --> 47:54.720]  Come on down.
[47:55.020 --> 47:56.580]  Come on down with your talent.
[47:56.780 --> 47:57.420]  Come on down.
[47:57.680 --> 47:58.240]  There you go.
[47:58.240 --> 48:02.960]  So make it easier for us because otherwise, oh, and somebody just bolted the fuck out of here.
[48:03.060 --> 48:03.380]  That's great.
[48:04.700 --> 48:08.160]  Just for the record, Tim, we had three people leave and two people come back.
[48:08.160 --> 48:08.940]  So you were saved.
[48:11.300 --> 48:11.820]  All right.
[48:11.900 --> 48:12.200]  Excellent.
[48:12.380 --> 48:12.660]  Excellent.
[48:12.860 --> 48:13.020]  Excellent.
[48:13.680 --> 48:14.120]  Hat in the hat.
[48:14.240 --> 48:14.660]  Hat in the hat.
[48:14.760 --> 48:14.960]  Hello.
[48:15.380 --> 48:16.320]  What is your name?
[48:17.120 --> 48:17.660]  Man Chicken.
[48:18.400 --> 48:19.200]  Man Chicken.
[48:19.500 --> 48:21.160]  This is going, starting out perfect.
[48:21.380 --> 48:21.580]  All right.
[48:21.680 --> 48:24.280]  Number, number two, what's your talent, Man Chicken?
[48:25.100 --> 48:26.600]  I heard you're concerned about brevity.
[48:26.600 --> 48:29.420]  So I play a very short song on a very small instrument.
[48:31.460 --> 48:31.900]  Okay.
[48:32.200 --> 48:33.180]  Another Tinder bio.
[48:33.740 --> 48:34.360]  You are correct.
[48:34.580 --> 48:35.040]  All right.
[48:35.780 --> 48:36.220]  Okay.
[48:36.720 --> 48:37.640]  Here we go.
[48:46.800 --> 48:49.400]  Brevity is the soul of something with Man Chicken.
[48:50.920 --> 48:51.360]  Fantastic.
[48:51.740 --> 48:54.760]  And then let's go with, uh, you came down for the fun.
[48:54.940 --> 48:55.160]  All right.
[48:55.240 --> 48:55.600]  Come on up.
[48:55.660 --> 48:56.380]  Come up to the thing.
[48:56.380 --> 48:57.800]  I'm going to go from here.
[48:57.860 --> 48:58.300]  What?
[48:58.720 --> 48:59.660]  I'm going to go from here.
[48:59.980 --> 49:00.420]  Okay.
[49:01.380 --> 49:03.460]  Oh, look at you, master of projection.
[49:03.680 --> 49:04.120]  Butterwell.
[49:04.400 --> 49:04.840]  Butterwell.
[49:05.400 --> 49:05.940]  All right.
[49:06.080 --> 49:06.500]  Butterwell.
[49:07.160 --> 49:07.600]  Butterwell.
[49:08.360 --> 49:09.620]  Follows directions to a T.
[49:09.820 --> 49:10.220]  Keep going.
[49:10.700 --> 49:12.400]  And I'm an ad hoc facilitator.
[49:14.280 --> 49:15.120]  What the fuck is that?
[49:16.240 --> 49:18.140]  That's the start of a great subway ride.
[49:18.420 --> 49:19.340]  I'm an ad hoc facilitator.
[49:19.440 --> 49:22.120]  Now, I'm going to need all of you to help me out here.
[49:25.700 --> 49:27.500]  He clearly does not need a mic.
[49:33.740 --> 49:36.100]  I think this is a hostage situation.
[49:49.020 --> 49:50.220]  It's actually kind of working.
[49:51.380 --> 49:51.980]  Down.
[49:52.420 --> 49:52.880]  Okay.
[49:53.580 --> 49:58.060]  Now, anybody else got any other movements?
[49:58.460 --> 50:00.060]  Let's, let's do a cyclone.
[50:01.100 --> 50:01.700]  Cyclone.
[50:02.220 --> 50:02.660]  Right here.
[50:02.840 --> 50:03.240]  This way.
[50:04.340 --> 50:05.260]  Here we go.
[50:05.880 --> 50:06.880]  Here we go.
[50:07.840 --> 50:09.560]  I love my time at HOPE.
[50:09.900 --> 50:11.180]  I learned to think for myself.
[50:11.840 --> 50:14.500]  I went to many wonderful things and thought for myself.
[50:14.500 --> 50:16.040]  I was an independent thinker.
[50:18.220 --> 50:18.820]  Okay.
[50:20.220 --> 50:21.380]  You know what I'm saying?
[50:21.560 --> 50:21.720]  Okay.
[50:22.420 --> 50:23.520]  Independent thinker.
[50:23.640 --> 50:24.300]  Absolutely.
[50:25.260 --> 50:27.180]  We are all different.
[50:28.100 --> 50:29.360]  We are all different.
[50:29.360 --> 50:30.060]  We are all different.
[50:31.680 --> 50:32.220]  Bah.
[50:32.860 --> 50:33.640]  No notes.
[50:35.860 --> 50:37.020]  No notes.
[50:37.780 --> 50:38.060]  Okay.
[50:38.060 --> 50:39.160]  Me, you're...
[50:40.780 --> 50:42.400]  Thank God.
[50:43.080 --> 50:43.840]  Very funny.
[50:44.120 --> 50:49.260]  So, this side, you're going to be as base as you can be.
[50:57.440 --> 50:58.040]  Okay?
[50:58.180 --> 50:58.880]  More bass, please.
[50:59.000 --> 50:59.500]  More bass.
[51:00.180 --> 51:00.660]  Okay.
[51:02.040 --> 51:04.120]  No, that's not enough.
[51:17.820 --> 51:20.080]  My pal Ruben just walked in on this.
[51:21.600 --> 51:24.920]  Just no fucking context, just walked right in.
[51:33.020 --> 51:34.860]  Give me your handle again, please.
[51:35.880 --> 51:36.700]  Your handle?
[51:37.120 --> 51:38.200]  What's your handle again?
[51:40.300 --> 51:40.780]  Butterwell.
[51:40.780 --> 51:44.260]  Butterwell with independent thinking.
[51:44.780 --> 51:46.120]  You are independent thinkers.
[51:46.300 --> 51:52.480]  Like I said, one of my buddies from work just walked in on this and just walked in on everybody doing this.
[51:53.080 --> 51:54.500]  And he's like, okay.
[51:54.960 --> 51:56.780]  Turns out hope is a cult.
[51:58.920 --> 51:59.720]  Who'd have known?
[52:00.160 --> 52:00.300]  All right.
[52:00.380 --> 52:01.760]  Anyway, not bad.
[52:01.900 --> 52:02.760]  Make sure we got that down.
[52:02.980 --> 52:03.360]  Fantastic.
[52:04.180 --> 52:06.020]  Aren't we learning a little bit more about ourselves?
[52:06.320 --> 52:06.880]  All right.
[52:07.120 --> 52:08.560]  We got a couple more people.
[52:10.580 --> 52:11.160]  This guy.
[52:11.260 --> 52:11.540]  Yeah, you.
[52:11.940 --> 52:12.320]  Come on up.
[52:12.440 --> 52:12.780]  Come on up.
[52:12.920 --> 52:13.240]  Come on up.
[52:17.080 --> 52:18.420]  Because 10 was a minimum.
[52:19.480 --> 52:20.480]  10 was a minimum.
[52:20.720 --> 52:21.400]  Do you juggle?
[52:22.440 --> 52:23.640]  Do you juggle?
[52:24.780 --> 52:26.260]  Because I know a guy with balls.
[52:26.820 --> 52:27.320]  All right.
[52:27.620 --> 52:29.020]  What is your name?
[52:30.040 --> 52:31.820]  Can I not use my handle?
[52:31.960 --> 52:33.140]  Can I just give you my real name?
[52:33.640 --> 52:34.880]  Can you please speak louder?
[52:35.020 --> 52:35.560]  I can't hear you.
[52:35.660 --> 52:39.040]  I mean, do you know why we have handles?
[52:40.400 --> 52:46.280]  I just... I feel like my handle is like one thing and then I just want to be...
[52:47.440 --> 52:48.040]  I mean...
[52:50.060 --> 52:51.560]  How am I the bad guy?
[52:52.020 --> 52:52.440]  All right.
[52:52.540 --> 52:52.680]  All right.
[52:52.840 --> 52:52.980]  All right.
[52:53.040 --> 52:53.040]  Fine.
[52:53.740 --> 52:53.820]  Okay.
[52:54.160 --> 52:54.340]  All right.
[52:54.480 --> 52:54.760]  Fuck you.
[52:54.900 --> 52:56.160]  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[52:56.180 --> 53:01.760]  No, emotionally, I've come to terms with the fact that you're not going to use your handle and prefer to use your real name.
[53:02.420 --> 53:06.180]  I'm just going to tell you, man, like that doesn't work in every situation.
[53:06.440 --> 53:06.940]  All right.
[53:07.020 --> 53:07.300]  Go ahead.
[53:07.980 --> 53:08.460]  Okay.
[53:08.580 --> 53:10.280]  So my name is Theodore Paul Branston.
[53:11.300 --> 53:12.860]  Theodore Paul Branston.
[53:13.060 --> 53:17.620]  And can I also get your mother's maiden name, your social security number, last four and your... Okay.
[53:19.340 --> 53:21.560]  You dipped me with the social security joke.
[53:21.960 --> 53:25.940]  And Mr. Branston, what is your talent?
[53:26.620 --> 53:31.600]  So I don't quite know how to describe it, but I'm a, I'm a father of two.
[53:31.840 --> 53:32.360]  Okay.
[53:33.140 --> 53:35.640]  And... Is that the hardest job in the world?
[53:37.020 --> 53:51.540]  Is it a talent you didn't have, you didn't think you had within yourself, but when you saw little Scrimshaw's eyes, and then you saw a little Qbert's smiling face, you thought, I have talents I didn't even recognize as a dad.
[53:52.240 --> 53:53.540]  Or was it something else?
[53:54.200 --> 54:01.100]  So just to entertain them, I sometimes make noises like you do for like a little baby.
[54:01.200 --> 54:02.040]  Oh, heartstrings.
[54:02.280 --> 54:02.380]  Okay.
[54:02.500 --> 54:03.000]  Go for it.
[54:05.460 --> 54:05.940]  All right.
[54:06.060 --> 54:06.260]  Sorry.
[54:30.550 --> 54:32.270]  There's one more that I only do sometimes.
[54:32.610 --> 54:33.570]  Could you just hold back?
[54:42.990 --> 54:46.050]  I'm thinking so... Come on, come on, come on, give this guy support.
[54:49.050 --> 54:51.970]  Little Scrimshaw's watching on the screen, wants to see dad do good.
[54:52.190 --> 54:52.270]  Okay.
[54:59.840 --> 55:00.800]  Little Scrimshaw's watching on the screen.
[55:04.340 --> 55:04.820]  Mr.
[55:08.580 --> 55:12.280]  I, I was, I was starting to get cranky and that calmed me down.
[55:13.080 --> 55:14.640]  Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm fucking calming down.
[55:16.060 --> 55:17.640]  Aw, I feel much better.
[55:17.760 --> 55:19.440]  Mr. Branson with go to sleep kids.
[55:20.920 --> 55:23.560]  And I think we have another... Yeah, okay, okay.
[55:23.820 --> 55:24.340]  Bring it up.
[55:24.400 --> 55:25.360]  Bring it up, Smiley.
[55:25.700 --> 55:26.300]  Go on up there.
[55:26.420 --> 55:26.960]  Get on up there.
[55:31.440 --> 55:33.600]  The wonder and the glory of all that.
[55:33.700 --> 55:34.720]  Jason, you don't remember Lambda?
[55:35.020 --> 55:35.500]  What now?
[55:35.700 --> 55:36.940]  Lambda, the gentleman coming up.
[55:37.000 --> 55:38.120]  He was our guest judge last year.
[55:38.380 --> 55:38.680]  Was he?
[55:38.820 --> 55:39.200]  Yes, he was.
[55:39.380 --> 55:39.820]  Oh, excellent.
[55:40.120 --> 55:40.380]  Excellent.
[55:41.260 --> 55:43.640]  Returning is always a possibility.
[55:44.020 --> 55:45.140]  Get it right the next time.
[55:48.620 --> 55:50.340]  The judge will now be the judged.
[55:51.000 --> 55:51.780]  Pick it up.
[55:52.080 --> 55:52.460]  All right.
[55:52.960 --> 55:53.360]  Handle.
[55:53.720 --> 55:54.800]  Lambda Calculus.
[55:55.020 --> 55:56.100]  Lambda Calculus.
[55:56.840 --> 55:57.820]  What the hell?
[55:58.200 --> 55:59.120]  What the fuck?
[55:59.200 --> 55:59.680]  Wait a minute.
[55:59.840 --> 56:01.180]  Why did somebody groan?
[56:01.820 --> 56:03.140]  I thought I heard somebody groan.
[56:03.480 --> 56:05.640]  Oh, fucking Lambda.
[56:05.840 --> 56:06.580]  Hold on a second.
[56:06.760 --> 56:08.040]  Rebel, are you on the fucking phone?
[56:08.560 --> 56:09.640]  Jesus Christ.
[56:10.000 --> 56:10.680]  Lambda's on the house.
[56:10.680 --> 56:11.160]  Really, Rebel?
[56:11.280 --> 56:11.600]  Come on.
[56:11.680 --> 56:14.460]  If you had me in the house, everyone's going to have to put up with it.
[56:15.140 --> 56:15.200]  I hope so.
[56:16.180 --> 56:16.800]  All right.
[56:18.180 --> 56:20.400]  I can sing the New Jersey state anthem.
[56:25.540 --> 56:26.600]  Accompanied by music.
[56:27.940 --> 56:28.540]  All right.
[56:29.420 --> 56:31.800]  And if you know the Murlu, the lyrics sing along.
[56:39.380 --> 56:40.160]  Ha-ha!
[56:40.540 --> 56:41.320]  Aqua team!
[56:42.380 --> 56:47.140]  My name is Jake Sula, the mic ruler, the old schooler!
[56:47.260 --> 56:47.920]  You want a trip?
[56:48.080 --> 56:48.920]  I'll bring it to ya!
[56:49.540 --> 56:51.940]  Fire lock and I'm on top, working like a cop!
[56:52.080 --> 56:54.260]  Meet Watt, you up next with your knock-knock!
[56:54.420 --> 56:56.220]  Meet Watt, get the money, see?
[56:56.920 --> 56:58.600]  Meet Watt, get the honeys, G!
[56:59.040 --> 57:01.380]  Driving in my car, living like a star!
[57:01.720 --> 57:03.940]  I saw my fingers and my toes and now I'm a Taurus!
[57:06.620 --> 57:11.300]  Cause we are the Aqua teams, make the homies say ho, and the girlies want to scream!
[57:11.700 --> 57:16.140]  Cause we are the Aqua teams, make the homies say ho, and the girlies want to scream!
[57:16.480 --> 57:18.680]  Can't stop, don't stop doing that thing!
[57:18.880 --> 57:21.200]  Sweating my bang, bang, licking with the gang!
[57:21.400 --> 57:24.120]  Looking at my Gucci, looking for the coochie, yeah!
[57:24.660 --> 57:26.260]  Just trying to get some cutie!
[57:29.140 --> 57:33.660]  Cause we are the Aqua teams, make the homies say ho, and the girlies want to scream!
[57:33.660 --> 57:36.200]  Because we are the Aqua Teens.
[57:36.340 --> 57:38.700]  Make the homies say ho and the girls want to scream.
[57:46.810 --> 57:48.930]  Aqua Teens number one in the hood.
[57:49.230 --> 57:51.450]  Aqua Teens number one in the hood.
[57:51.870 --> 57:53.730]  Aqua Teens number one in the hood.
[58:07.960 --> 58:11.580]  All right, that was Lambda Calculus with the New Jersey theme song.
[58:12.500 --> 58:15.440]  New Jersey anthem theme song.
[58:15.840 --> 58:17.620]  I don't know, trash gets picked up.
[58:17.620 --> 58:22.540]  All right, so... Yes, you are.
[58:23.060 --> 58:27.100]  But you're also volunteering to be in this?
[58:27.420 --> 58:29.120]  Okay, come on down to the front.
[58:31.620 --> 58:32.380]  Yeah, okay.
[58:32.900 --> 58:33.160]  All right.
[58:33.640 --> 58:34.120]  Wow.
[58:35.260 --> 58:36.240]  Staff appearance.
[58:36.960 --> 58:37.940]  All right, then.
[58:38.800 --> 58:39.280]  Fantastic.
[58:39.600 --> 58:40.480]  So yeah, you'll be next.
[58:40.600 --> 58:42.940]  Did we have any others that I'm forgetting?
[58:43.240 --> 58:43.960]  Yeah, we have Jordan over there.
[58:44.140 --> 58:45.800]  I could do something if you want.
[58:45.960 --> 58:46.280]  No.
[58:48.580 --> 58:49.520]  I love you.
[58:49.720 --> 58:50.100]  No.
[58:51.560 --> 58:52.900]  I love you, but no.
[58:53.280 --> 58:58.200]  And there are no other new people who have never been to HOPE before and talked for the first time.
[58:58.420 --> 59:00.700]  Yeah, we're going to start limiting this to first timers.
[59:00.880 --> 59:01.520]  First timers.
[59:01.700 --> 59:01.840]  Right there.
[59:01.960 --> 59:02.380]  First timer.
[59:02.600 --> 59:03.360]  Right in the front row.
[59:03.820 --> 59:04.360]  Blue badge.
[59:04.820 --> 59:05.100]  All right.
[59:06.000 --> 59:07.160]  All right, your name.
[59:07.900 --> 59:08.840]  Not an expert.
[59:09.480 --> 59:10.360]  Not an expert.
[59:10.740 --> 59:12.500]  And what is your talent?
[59:13.600 --> 59:14.120]  Magic.
[59:14.820 --> 59:15.340]  Magic.
[59:15.920 --> 59:15.920]  Magic.
[59:16.360 --> 59:17.420]  Do you need the microphone?
[59:19.200 --> 59:22.840]  So I need a paper and a pen.
[59:23.320 --> 59:23.860]  Just real quick.
[59:24.280 --> 59:24.900]  It won't take long.
[59:25.460 --> 59:25.800]  I promise.
[59:25.900 --> 59:26.280]  What was that?
[59:26.900 --> 59:28.260]  Paper and a pen, please.
[59:29.260 --> 59:30.380]  Just here's a program.
[59:30.680 --> 59:31.780]  Give him the sign up sheet.
[59:32.600 --> 59:34.020]  It's actually used up now.
[59:34.320 --> 59:35.340]  It's not an expert.
[59:35.880 --> 59:36.820]  Use sign up.
[59:39.500 --> 59:40.300]  Yeah, go, go, go.
[59:41.280 --> 59:41.600]  Thanks.
[59:42.280 --> 59:42.960]  We need that back.
[59:43.120 --> 59:44.020]  Yeah, yeah, I need that back.
[59:44.080 --> 59:44.840]  That's our judging pen.
[59:45.120 --> 59:45.280]  Yeah.
[59:45.320 --> 59:45.800]  Be careful with it.
[59:45.980 --> 59:46.460]  It's key.
[59:46.740 --> 59:46.900]  Yes.
[59:48.540 --> 59:51.000]  I was nervous he was going to try to, like, cut the body in half.
[59:51.420 --> 59:52.260]  I'm not an expert.
[59:52.400 --> 59:52.980]  This made me nervous.
[59:53.460 --> 59:55.360]  Yeah, just, but...
[01:00:04.700 --> 01:00:05.380]  Careful with that.
[01:00:05.380 --> 01:00:06.460]  It's my lucky stabbing pen.
[01:00:09.340 --> 01:00:14.220]  So, now, can you tell me four numbers so nobody can hear?
[01:00:15.260 --> 01:00:15.880]  Only me.
[01:00:23.710 --> 01:00:25.330]  A single-digit number.
[01:00:27.970 --> 01:00:29.330]  Four single digits.
[01:00:30.490 --> 01:00:32.610]  40% of all known numbers.
[01:00:36.110 --> 01:00:37.070]  All bribes.
[01:00:38.810 --> 01:00:40.110]  Oops, all bribes.
[01:00:42.030 --> 01:00:44.910]  I just want to point out again that they're all single-digit numbers.
[01:00:45.050 --> 01:00:47.890]  I just gave him 40% of the entire pool of numbers.
[01:00:48.050 --> 01:00:48.630]  All right, keep going.
[01:00:48.670 --> 01:00:48.910]  Okay.
[01:00:58.890 --> 01:01:07.050]  Do not open this until I say, and when I tell you to open, you will read it out loud.
[01:01:07.350 --> 01:01:07.570]  Okay?
[01:01:08.610 --> 01:01:09.970]  Wouldn't be the first step.
[01:01:11.250 --> 01:01:11.730]  Okay.
[01:01:11.970 --> 01:01:16.090]  So, now, everyone in this room, open up your calculators.
[01:01:16.090 --> 01:01:18.910]  We're going to do some random numbers addition.
[01:01:20.210 --> 01:01:22.210]  What do we do if our phone's dead?
[01:01:23.850 --> 01:01:23.990]  Okay.
[01:01:24.150 --> 01:01:24.970]  The number is zero.
[01:01:27.450 --> 01:01:28.130]  Okay.
[01:01:28.550 --> 01:01:29.050]  We can share.
[01:01:29.270 --> 01:01:29.690]  Oh, yay.
[01:01:30.930 --> 01:01:31.250]  Ready?
[01:01:31.870 --> 01:01:34.690]  So, don't say anything.
[01:01:35.130 --> 01:01:38.370]  Just take the year you were born.
[01:01:38.370 --> 01:01:40.510]  I've been this year.
[01:01:45.650 --> 01:01:52.050]  Then, take a year that is special to you.
[01:01:53.230 --> 01:01:56.870]  Take a year that is special to you and add this number.
[01:01:56.870 --> 01:01:57.870]  Oh.
[01:02:01.990 --> 01:02:08.510]  Then, add your age at the end of this year.
[01:02:13.280 --> 01:02:20.080]  Well, then, add years since special year.
[01:02:28.630 --> 01:02:34.730]  And now, if you have odd number, add one.
[01:02:36.850 --> 01:02:37.630]  Okay.
[01:02:38.570 --> 01:02:39.830]  Do not tell anything.
[01:02:40.270 --> 01:02:41.150]  Do not say anything.
[01:02:41.350 --> 01:02:41.510]  Okay.
[01:02:41.510 --> 01:02:44.590]  Now, read this out loud.
[01:02:48.190 --> 01:02:50.230]  Raise your hand if your number is 4050.
[01:03:02.640 --> 01:03:04.800]  I feel like I woke up on stage with my underwear.
[01:03:07.620 --> 01:03:08.440]  Was that a trick?
[01:03:12.560 --> 01:03:13.360]  I mean...
[01:03:13.360 --> 01:03:13.920]  That's the spirit.
[01:03:15.060 --> 01:03:15.760]  Oh, did you...
[01:03:16.620 --> 01:03:18.400]  Did you just rain man some shit at me?
[01:03:18.560 --> 01:03:19.440]  You just did, didn't you?
[01:03:19.440 --> 01:03:19.900]  Yeah.
[01:03:20.060 --> 01:03:21.160]  You just fucking rain man me.
[01:03:21.420 --> 01:03:21.600]  All right.
[01:03:21.640 --> 01:03:21.800]  Anyway.
[01:03:23.720 --> 01:03:24.100]  Okay.
[01:03:24.120 --> 01:03:24.760]  That's not good.
[01:03:24.900 --> 01:03:26.020]  It would be in 1876.
[01:03:26.180 --> 01:03:26.580]  It wouldn't work.
[01:03:26.640 --> 01:03:27.160]  Jesus Christ.
[01:03:27.720 --> 01:03:28.100]  Wow.
[01:03:29.440 --> 01:03:29.820]  Okay.
[01:03:30.300 --> 01:03:30.840]  All right.
[01:03:31.100 --> 01:03:33.060]  Not an expert with...
[01:03:35.480 --> 01:03:36.240]  calculator fun?
[01:03:39.540 --> 01:03:40.120]  Calculator fun.
[01:03:40.260 --> 01:03:40.780]  We're gonna go with that.
[01:03:41.040 --> 01:03:41.200]  Yeah.
[01:03:41.460 --> 01:03:41.980]  Your turn.
[01:03:44.860 --> 01:03:45.560]  Yeah, come on.
[01:03:45.720 --> 01:03:46.520]  Is that okay?
[01:03:46.840 --> 01:03:47.220]  YN.
[01:03:47.220 --> 01:03:49.540]  We're gonna sing about precipitation, YN.
[01:03:49.660 --> 01:03:50.200]  Oh, come on up.
[01:03:50.460 --> 01:03:51.340]  Precipitation like rain?
[01:03:51.600 --> 01:03:52.420]  Do you need a partner?
[01:03:53.000 --> 01:03:53.900]  Yeah, come up that way.
[01:03:54.040 --> 01:03:54.140]  Sorry.
[01:03:54.300 --> 01:03:55.080]  Yes, definitely do that.
[01:03:55.620 --> 01:03:55.780]  Okay.
[01:03:56.980 --> 01:03:58.040]  Participation, not precipitation.
[01:03:58.560 --> 01:04:00.200]  I'm gonna sing about precipitation.
[01:04:00.640 --> 01:04:01.520]  Can you say audience?
[01:04:01.700 --> 01:04:02.420]  All right.
[01:04:04.160 --> 01:04:06.400]  Drippin' down, it's drippin' down.
[01:04:06.880 --> 01:04:09.400]  I can't read my notes, they're getting fuzzy.
[01:04:09.700 --> 01:04:10.140]  I wanna know.
[01:04:11.300 --> 01:04:12.020]  Okay, wait.
[01:04:12.100 --> 01:04:14.400]  I wanna talk to the people on the stage for a moment.
[01:04:14.820 --> 01:04:16.340]  We got a choice of two songs.
[01:04:16.340 --> 01:04:17.480]  No, we do not choose.
[01:04:17.580 --> 01:04:17.820]  It's you.
[01:04:17.980 --> 01:04:18.780]  We only judge.
[01:04:18.960 --> 01:04:19.100]  Tell you.
[01:04:20.580 --> 01:04:23.720]  We got, we will rock you or Friday I'm in love.
[01:04:24.720 --> 01:04:25.460]  Show of hands.
[01:04:25.880 --> 01:04:27.040]  What was the word saying?
[01:04:27.120 --> 01:04:27.460]  Flatter!
[01:04:27.740 --> 01:04:31.260]  We will rock you or Friday I'm in love.
[01:04:31.380 --> 01:04:33.120]  We will rock you or Friday I'm in love.
[01:04:33.640 --> 01:04:34.820]  All right, all right, all right, all right.
[01:04:35.160 --> 01:04:37.160]  I wouldn't, I mean, I guess this is a flex.
[01:04:37.320 --> 01:04:37.880]  We're gonna take it.
[01:04:38.280 --> 01:04:39.100]  We will rock you.
[01:04:39.340 --> 01:04:39.940]  Hands raised.
[01:04:40.320 --> 01:04:40.680]  Yeah!
[01:04:44.780 --> 01:04:45.880]  That's about half.
[01:04:45.880 --> 01:04:47.580]  Ooh, what do the judges think?
[01:04:47.720 --> 01:04:48.460]  Which one do they...
[01:04:48.460 --> 01:04:49.620]  You've all been of no help.
[01:04:49.780 --> 01:04:49.980]  None.
[01:04:50.040 --> 01:04:50.740]  None whatsoever.
[01:04:51.240 --> 01:04:52.140]  And should be ashamed.
[01:04:53.960 --> 01:04:54.480]  Fuckin' A.
[01:04:54.620 --> 01:04:56.140]  I guess that means you gotta do a third song.
[01:04:57.360 --> 01:04:57.720]  But...
[01:04:57.720 --> 01:04:58.420]  Can you do a matchup?
[01:04:58.420 --> 01:04:59.300]  We literally...
[01:04:59.300 --> 01:05:00.120]  We literally...
[01:05:00.120 --> 01:05:00.720]  What would you choose?
[01:05:01.140 --> 01:05:01.500]  Right now.
[01:05:03.800 --> 01:05:04.480]  There you go.
[01:05:04.700 --> 01:05:05.800]  What would you choose?
[01:05:08.320 --> 01:05:08.680]  Jason!
[01:05:08.920 --> 01:05:10.640]  What would you choose?
[01:05:10.640 --> 01:05:11.160]  Nothing.
[01:05:11.420 --> 01:05:12.520]  You would choose...
[01:05:12.520 --> 01:05:13.520]  Nobody choose anything.
[01:05:13.760 --> 01:05:15.500]  I would choose the silence of the grave.
[01:05:16.200 --> 01:05:16.920]  Let me think.
[01:05:17.180 --> 01:05:17.380]  Total blank.
[01:05:17.720 --> 01:05:18.200]  No, no, no, no.
[01:05:18.280 --> 01:05:19.320]  I mean, let's put it this way.
[01:05:19.680 --> 01:05:21.740]  Um, Friday I'm in love.
[01:05:22.420 --> 01:05:24.120]  Like, we will rock you.
[01:05:24.420 --> 01:05:26.780]  You can get like a kid in a stroller to sing that.
[01:05:27.000 --> 01:05:28.620]  But Friday I'm in love.
[01:05:28.820 --> 01:05:30.740]  That will ruin a child's birthday.
[01:05:31.040 --> 01:05:31.780]  So do that one.
[01:05:36.840 --> 01:05:37.780]  Look in the crowd.
[01:05:37.920 --> 01:05:39.160]  Do you see children in it?
[01:05:39.980 --> 01:05:40.460]  Yes.
[01:05:41.140 --> 01:05:42.440]  Oh, there's one, actually.
[01:05:42.640 --> 01:05:43.340]  Alright, and that's what I'm gonna sing.
[01:05:43.480 --> 01:05:43.680]  Tuesday.
[01:05:44.400 --> 01:05:44.920]  My problem.
[01:05:45.760 --> 01:05:47.160]  What is your handle?
[01:05:47.500 --> 01:05:48.180]  Oh, I'm sorry.
[01:05:48.300 --> 01:05:48.680]  I'm Pam.
[01:05:49.000 --> 01:05:52.320]  My handle is Serendipitous P. Could you speak into the mic, please?
[01:05:52.340 --> 01:05:53.180]  My name is Pam.
[01:05:53.740 --> 01:05:53.980]  Yeah.
[01:05:54.560 --> 01:05:56.860]  I go by Serendipitous P on socials.
[01:05:56.980 --> 01:05:58.300]  Except I don't do Facebook.
[01:05:59.220 --> 01:06:01.860]  And I helped found this conference in 1994.
[01:06:02.780 --> 01:06:02.920]  Woo!
[01:06:03.540 --> 01:06:04.020]  Woo!
[01:06:06.120 --> 01:06:12.660]  My husband, who you all might know, Jeopardy Jim, the MetroCard hacker, he passed away in 2023.
[01:06:12.700 --> 01:06:14.080]  A lot of people don't know that.
[01:06:14.380 --> 01:06:16.820]  He was sick, but he passed away.
[01:06:17.280 --> 01:06:25.520]  So anytime I do anything with this crowd, it's always in honor of our relationship and my relationship with this team.
[01:06:26.200 --> 01:06:26.980]  So thank you.
[01:06:30.640 --> 01:06:35.180]  It's not actually Friday, but with this crowd, I am in love.
[01:06:35.380 --> 01:06:36.540]  You guys are my team.
[01:06:36.700 --> 01:06:37.400]  You're my tribe.
[01:06:37.680 --> 01:06:38.620]  Can you use the mic?
[01:06:38.620 --> 01:06:39.100]  Yeah.
[01:06:39.220 --> 01:06:39.880]  You're my team.
[01:06:40.220 --> 01:06:41.220]  You're my tribe.
[01:06:41.760 --> 01:06:44.000]  And now I'm going to sing a song by my favorite band.
[01:06:44.600 --> 01:06:45.360]  The Cure.
[01:06:46.260 --> 01:06:48.600]  They don't really cure anything, but it's a good song.
[01:06:49.320 --> 01:06:51.760]  And it starts with some instrumentals.
[01:06:51.760 --> 01:06:54.700]  Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
[01:06:54.700 --> 01:06:57.680]  Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
[01:06:58.700 --> 01:07:01.380]  I'm really an alto, but I can still sing soprano.
[01:07:01.600 --> 01:07:02.060]  Sure, please.
[01:07:02.520 --> 01:07:08.780]  I don't care if Monday's blue, Tuesday's gray and Wednesday too.
[01:07:09.400 --> 01:07:13.260]  Thursday, I don't care about you, it's Friday.
[01:07:13.260 --> 01:07:15.140]  Saturday, I'm in love.
[01:07:18.080 --> 01:07:19.960]  Saturday, wait.
[01:07:21.500 --> 01:07:24.140]  Sunday always comes too late.
[01:07:24.760 --> 01:07:27.860]  But Friday never hesitates.
[01:07:28.260 --> 01:07:29.700]  And there's more instrumentals.
[01:07:29.980 --> 01:07:31.120]  I'm not singing those.
[01:07:32.280 --> 01:07:33.900]  You probably know the song by now.
[01:07:34.540 --> 01:07:36.080]  It's been covered a couple times.
[01:07:36.760 --> 01:07:38.740]  But I've never sung it out loud to anybody.
[01:07:41.280 --> 01:07:42.440]  Well, thank you.
[01:07:43.900 --> 01:07:49.040]  Then, you know, we can just go with the audience participation song, because Bob sings the song I just sung a lot better.
[01:07:49.180 --> 01:07:51.920]  My friend Bob, he's not actually my friend, but I love his music.
[01:07:52.900 --> 01:07:55.700]  This is a lot of speaking for someone that's supposed to be singing.
[01:07:56.260 --> 01:07:56.920]  I'm cheating.
[01:07:57.260 --> 01:07:57.920]  I am cheating.
[01:07:58.100 --> 01:07:58.780]  I'm a hacker.
[01:07:59.080 --> 01:07:59.740]  Give me a break.
[01:08:00.640 --> 01:08:03.280]  OK, so we're going to do the audience participation song now.
[01:08:03.460 --> 01:08:03.620]  Are you ready?
[01:08:04.500 --> 01:08:05.320]  OK, I'm ready.
[01:08:05.320 --> 01:08:09.400]  We will, we will.
[01:08:09.520 --> 01:08:10.480]  Huck you!
[01:08:11.460 --> 01:08:12.820]  You said we're rocking.
[01:08:13.200 --> 01:08:15.640]  We will, we will.
[01:08:16.900 --> 01:08:18.160]  There you go.
[01:08:18.580 --> 01:08:21.530]  Everybody, we will, we will.
[01:08:21.530 --> 01:08:22.850]  We will, we will.
[01:08:22.850 --> 01:08:26.690]  No, no, no, no, no, no.
[01:08:26.690 --> 01:08:27.010]  I assume?
[01:08:27.210 --> 01:08:28.150]  No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[01:08:28.190 --> 01:08:29.270]  Alex is talking.
[01:08:29.650 --> 01:08:30.390]  There you go.
[01:08:30.570 --> 01:08:31.170]  Sorry I asked what.
[01:08:32.110 --> 01:08:35.470]  We will, we will, we will rock you!
[01:08:36.550 --> 01:08:36.910]  You
[01:08:41.070 --> 01:08:41.530]  got rocks.
[01:08:41.710 --> 01:08:45.030]  That's serendipitous P with we will rock you, I'm in love.
[01:08:45.430 --> 01:08:45.790]  What?
[01:08:46.190 --> 01:08:46.630]  Is that it?
[01:08:46.690 --> 01:08:47.770]  That's really seriously it.
[01:08:47.810 --> 01:08:48.490]  We will rock you.
[01:08:49.730 --> 01:08:50.650]  It's enough for me.
[01:08:50.650 --> 01:08:51.810]  We got the story.
[01:08:52.450 --> 01:08:55.330]  We got the main topic line in the paragraph.
[01:08:56.010 --> 01:08:57.230]  Was there anybody left?
[01:08:57.370 --> 01:08:58.470]  I think was that the last?
[01:08:59.410 --> 01:09:00.570]  Was that the last?
[01:09:03.310 --> 01:09:04.410]  Did we have any others?
[01:09:04.550 --> 01:09:10.650]  Do we have any others that were... I think... Well, that was not... That wasn't exactly a... Do we have one right here?
[01:09:11.330 --> 01:09:11.830]  I saw a hand.
[01:09:11.830 --> 01:09:12.650]  Oh, well, there we go.
[01:09:12.810 --> 01:09:13.390]  Come on up.
[01:09:19.410 --> 01:09:20.810]  I think that one might not be open.
[01:09:21.110 --> 01:09:21.590]  Is it?
[01:09:22.130 --> 01:09:22.410]  All right.
[01:09:22.490 --> 01:09:23.150]  We'll break it open.
[01:09:23.310 --> 01:09:24.010]  We have a love block.
[01:09:24.990 --> 01:09:25.270]  Okay.
[01:09:25.330 --> 01:09:26.350]  Here comes our last one.
[01:09:26.630 --> 01:09:27.250]  Last one.
[01:09:27.410 --> 01:09:27.490]  Okay.
[01:09:27.870 --> 01:09:28.830]  How's everyone doing?
[01:09:30.070 --> 01:09:30.630]  Whoo!
[01:09:32.010 --> 01:09:34.830]  We learned a little bit about ourselves so far, haven't we?
[01:09:35.110 --> 01:09:36.250]  It's been pretty interesting.
[01:09:37.210 --> 01:09:41.030]  So... Emotions run high at The Hacker's Got Talent.
[01:09:43.050 --> 01:09:43.770]  All right.
[01:09:43.910 --> 01:09:44.130]  Name?
[01:09:44.790 --> 01:09:45.350]  Noomi.
[01:09:47.190 --> 01:09:47.750]  Noomi.
[01:09:47.750 --> 01:09:48.110]  Noomi.
[01:09:48.310 --> 01:09:48.870]  Noomi.
[01:09:49.830 --> 01:09:50.070]  Hey.
[01:09:51.030 --> 01:09:51.590]  Okay.
[01:09:51.810 --> 01:09:54.410]  So basically, this is... Mine?
[01:09:54.410 --> 01:09:55.950]  Use the microphone.
[01:09:56.890 --> 01:09:56.910]  Use the microphone.
[01:09:56.910 --> 01:09:57.710]  You can call it joke.
[01:09:57.950 --> 01:10:00.070]  You can call it theological studies if you want to.
[01:10:00.930 --> 01:10:06.290]  Basically, I came to the conclusion that there are three religious truths.
[01:10:06.710 --> 01:10:07.310]  Okay?
[01:10:07.490 --> 01:10:08.150]  Exactly three.
[01:10:08.610 --> 01:10:09.290]  Number one.
[01:10:09.570 --> 01:10:14.070]  Number one is that jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
[01:10:14.510 --> 01:10:14.850]  Okay?
[01:10:15.430 --> 01:10:20.070]  Number two, Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
[01:10:20.070 --> 01:10:20.590]  Right?
[01:10:21.250 --> 01:10:22.890]  And number three.
[01:10:23.650 --> 01:10:26.950]  Southern Baptists do not recognize each other in a liquor store.
[01:10:28.990 --> 01:10:41.430]  And this is a true story because when I was a child and my mother took me in the liquor store with her to buy her rum and I saw the church lady and I went, hey!
[01:10:41.730 --> 01:10:42.570]  And she kicked me.
[01:10:42.570 --> 01:10:43.770]  I don't know you, kid.
[01:10:43.770 --> 01:10:45.990]  And I walked over to my mom and said, what the hell?
[01:10:46.070 --> 01:10:47.030]  The church lady kicked me.
[01:10:47.090 --> 01:10:49.670]  And she's like, you don't talk to people in here.
[01:10:50.870 --> 01:10:54.990]  So it is a true story Thank you.
[01:10:55.310 --> 01:10:57.930]  That was Noomi with three proteins.
[01:10:59.170 --> 01:11:00.190]  Thank you so much.
[01:11:00.730 --> 01:11:01.550]  Thank you so much.
[01:11:01.730 --> 01:11:03.830]  So I think we got our that's good.
[01:11:03.930 --> 01:11:05.010]  That's a good, that's a good set.
[01:11:05.170 --> 01:11:11.930]  We had a little bit of this we had a little bit of that little musical little song and dance, little pushiness, little aggressiveness, and a little bit of fun in that.
[01:11:11.930 --> 01:11:12.090]  Me too.
[01:11:12.350 --> 01:11:13.270]  It's always a joy.
[01:11:13.510 --> 01:11:23.270]  Okay, so what we're going to do now is we're going to let the judges go through the important mathematical work of coming up with our winners.
[01:11:23.510 --> 01:11:26.730]  And while we do that, I'll be working along with my talent.
[01:11:27.710 --> 01:11:36.830]  So my talent is I can help you with the worst problem you can have at HOPE, which is somebody goes, what is your name?
[01:11:37.050 --> 01:11:38.230]  And you go, Jerry.
[01:11:38.490 --> 01:11:40.050]  And they go, what?
[01:11:40.250 --> 01:11:41.650]  But what's your hacker name?
[01:11:42.910 --> 01:11:45.010]  I can give you your hacker name.
[01:11:46.070 --> 01:11:58.290]  So if you have never had, if you don't have a hacker name, especially, or if your hacker name has turned out to be super, super mundane, just raise your hand at me and I will give you your hacker name.
[01:11:58.410 --> 01:12:00.050]  So that is how it goes.
[01:12:00.570 --> 01:12:01.530]  Oh, wow.
[01:12:02.090 --> 01:12:03.890]  Your hacker name is Slipstream.
[01:12:05.310 --> 01:12:08.090]  Your hacker name is Forgotten Truth.
[01:12:08.590 --> 01:12:15.410]  Your hacker name is Hourglass, but it's It's a zero in the hour and a four for the A.
[01:12:16.430 --> 01:12:24.430]  Your hacker name is River Deep, two threes and an underscore between river and deep.
[01:12:24.650 --> 01:12:29.070]  Your hacker name is Unsure God with an underscore.
[01:12:30.050 --> 01:12:31.090]  Let's see.
[01:12:31.090 --> 01:12:31.110]  Let's see.
[01:12:36.670 --> 01:12:37.490]  Carpetbagger.
[01:12:38.690 --> 01:12:39.510]  Your...
[01:12:41.390 --> 01:12:42.210]  What?
[01:12:42.430 --> 01:12:43.570]  You already have one.
[01:12:44.350 --> 01:12:45.170]  What?
[01:12:45.390 --> 01:12:45.450]  What?
[01:12:46.790 --> 01:12:48.290]  Salacious P. Was this a test?
[01:12:49.630 --> 01:12:50.990]  Serendipitous P. Yes.
[01:12:51.190 --> 01:12:53.010]  Salacious P is not too bad for night.
[01:12:55.210 --> 01:12:57.450]  Salacious P in the streets.
[01:12:58.770 --> 01:13:00.890]  Say, serendipitous P in the streets.
[01:13:01.470 --> 01:13:02.870]  Salacious P in the streets.
[01:13:03.110 --> 01:13:04.330]  Let's go with.
[01:13:04.690 --> 01:13:05.490]  I don't know.
[01:13:05.490 --> 01:13:05.970]  Wow.
[01:13:07.410 --> 01:13:09.610]  Look, I'm running on two calories here.
[01:13:15.150 --> 01:13:16.310]  The princess.
[01:13:24.950 --> 01:13:25.990]  Oh, man.
[01:13:27.030 --> 01:13:27.770]  Drunken Lore.
[01:13:32.050 --> 01:13:33.070]  Joke listener.
[01:13:35.650 --> 01:13:36.310]  Mmm.
[01:13:39.820 --> 01:13:40.620]  All right.
[01:13:40.840 --> 01:13:42.040]  So this is a little hard to explain.
[01:13:42.260 --> 01:13:45.080]  It's sex surfer, but you only use it online.
[01:13:45.080 --> 01:13:46.880]  And don't use it in Zoom conferences.
[01:13:47.180 --> 01:13:47.300]  Okay.
[01:13:49.340 --> 01:13:49.840]  Hmm.
[01:13:51.880 --> 01:13:52.380]  Pessimist.
[01:13:52.580 --> 01:13:52.960]  Two Ts.
[01:13:53.420 --> 01:13:56.380]  And you refuse to change it because it's already set.
[01:14:03.420 --> 01:14:08.480]  I almost gave you the name of a startup that a friend started.
[01:14:08.740 --> 01:14:10.860]  That would have led to a real problem later.
[01:14:13.520 --> 01:14:21.740]  I'm going to go with... I'm going to go with distribution, but you keep changing the spelling, like at the end of every message.
[01:14:29.500 --> 01:14:29.980]  Hmm.
[01:14:29.980 --> 01:14:31.680]  I'm going to go with...
[01:14:33.340 --> 01:14:43.060]  I'm going to go with broken tourist, but I'm going to say that the broken tourist, it's one word and the T is capitalized and it always has an exclamation point.
[01:14:44.080 --> 01:14:45.300]  And two dashes before.
[01:14:45.500 --> 01:14:45.960]  So dash, dash.
[01:14:46.080 --> 01:14:46.560]  Broken tourist.
[01:14:46.860 --> 01:14:48.140]  So everyone always goes that.
[01:14:48.760 --> 01:14:49.520]  Oh, my.
[01:14:49.520 --> 01:14:49.600]  Okay.
[01:14:49.760 --> 01:14:51.780]  Let's go with...
[01:14:54.330 --> 01:14:55.890]  I'm going to go with...
[01:14:56.930 --> 01:14:57.450]  Okay.
[01:14:57.450 --> 01:14:57.970]  So...
[01:14:58.710 --> 01:14:59.750]  I'm thinking...
[01:15:00.550 --> 01:15:01.550]  I'm trying to...
[01:15:01.550 --> 01:15:02.310]  I'm trying to go...
[01:15:03.950 --> 01:15:04.990]  I'm thinking...
[01:15:06.570 --> 01:15:07.610]  Poetry Slam.
[01:15:09.270 --> 01:15:09.790]  But...
[01:15:09.790 --> 01:15:11.930]  Over time, you change it.
[01:15:12.070 --> 01:15:14.790]  Because after a while, you're getting tired of the same stupid questions.
[01:15:14.930 --> 01:15:16.030]  Give me a poetry slam.
[01:15:16.230 --> 01:15:17.870]  So you're really pissed off about it.
[01:15:17.870 --> 01:15:21.610]  So then you just change your name to a dial cone.
[01:15:21.610 --> 01:15:23.950]  And then nobody asks about poets anymore.
[01:15:26.610 --> 01:15:27.270]  Hat trick.
[01:15:32.190 --> 01:15:32.910]  Positive.
[01:15:33.950 --> 01:15:35.930]  With a plus for the O.
[01:15:39.710 --> 01:15:40.510]  Broken brain.
[01:15:40.970 --> 01:15:42.010]  Frying pan.
[01:15:44.710 --> 01:15:46.310]  Let's go any more here.
[01:15:49.090 --> 01:15:49.690]  What?
[01:15:52.810 --> 01:15:53.410]  Really?
[01:15:54.050 --> 01:15:54.650]  Really?
[01:15:59.650 --> 01:16:04.070]  I heard from somebody that you thought that the princess was a terrible name.
[01:16:06.910 --> 01:16:08.710]  Go tell him to eat dirt.
[01:16:10.910 --> 01:16:11.210]  Okay.
[01:16:12.050 --> 01:16:14.950]  You have a power that few people have.
[01:16:15.130 --> 01:16:16.830]  You can choose your own hacker name.
[01:16:17.470 --> 01:16:18.630]  What's your hacker name?
[01:16:20.890 --> 01:16:21.410]  Um...
[01:16:22.910 --> 01:16:24.990]  My name is Parker.
[01:16:30.480 --> 01:16:35.780]  So, what I often do when I can't think of a hacker name is I give a variation of my name.
[01:16:36.160 --> 01:16:43.340]  So, if you tell people your name is Double Parker, your real name is inside of it.
[01:16:44.240 --> 01:16:45.360]  How does that sound?
[01:16:48.770 --> 01:16:49.170]  Uh...
[01:16:49.170 --> 01:16:50.030]  Way too good.
[01:16:51.730 --> 01:16:52.650]  Way too good?
[01:16:52.790 --> 01:16:52.950]  Way too good?
[01:16:52.950 --> 01:16:53.350]  I'm getting...
[01:16:53.350 --> 01:16:54.350]  I got rated way too good?
[01:16:54.490 --> 01:16:56.230]  I went from eat dirt to way too good?
[01:16:56.810 --> 01:16:58.350]  Wow, that was college in a nutshell.
[01:17:00.670 --> 01:17:01.430]  All right.
[01:17:02.090 --> 01:17:04.270]  Once again, please, everyone wear Double Parker.
[01:17:08.350 --> 01:17:12.930]  I know you folks can't comprehend this, but her eyes are like jewels.
[01:17:13.290 --> 01:17:13.950]  Oh my God.
[01:17:14.770 --> 01:17:17.490]  She looks at you and you just forget your name.
[01:17:17.490 --> 01:17:17.850]  All right.
[01:17:20.030 --> 01:17:21.110]  Hey, it's me again.
[01:17:21.510 --> 01:17:21.930]  Curtain draw.
[01:17:23.430 --> 01:17:24.190]  Curtain draw.
[01:17:24.890 --> 01:17:27.990]  And if you ask again, you're gonna get one you're not gonna like.
[01:17:32.490 --> 01:17:33.850]  Curtain draw and curtain drop.
[01:17:34.010 --> 01:17:34.590]  That's like a couple.
[01:17:34.850 --> 01:17:36.250]  You're like, here's curtain draw and curtain drop.
[01:17:41.430 --> 01:17:41.830]  Um...
[01:17:44.540 --> 01:17:45.760]  One of us has the talent.
[01:17:46.840 --> 01:17:48.560]  I'm gonna go with, uh...
[01:17:50.080 --> 01:17:57.160]  So, I wanna do magic wand, but I feel like that was your name, you know, back in the 90s because you had just seen hackers.
[01:17:57.540 --> 01:18:01.420]  And then that didn't really work out for you, but you still wanted to talk about the mystical arts.
[01:18:01.420 --> 01:18:04.420]  So, I'm gonna go with, uh...
[01:18:05.720 --> 01:18:06.600]  Brutal mage.
[01:18:07.140 --> 01:18:08.020]  Brutal mage.
[01:18:10.720 --> 01:18:11.160]  Uh...
[01:18:11.660 --> 01:18:12.940]  This, this, uh...
[01:18:12.940 --> 01:18:15.400]  This is a fundamental part or a slight part.
[01:18:18.760 --> 01:18:21.280]  Okay, so let's go with, let's go with, like, look under.
[01:18:21.940 --> 01:18:22.420]  All right.
[01:18:22.900 --> 01:18:23.580]  Look under.
[01:18:24.080 --> 01:18:25.420]  And, uh...
[01:18:26.300 --> 01:18:26.740]  Foresight.
[01:18:27.400 --> 01:18:29.740]  Sometimes you do the four and then you're like, that's kind of dumb.
[01:18:29.740 --> 01:18:31.960]  So, now it's foresight and then it's foresighted.
[01:18:32.060 --> 01:18:33.760]  But it's over time, it goes foresight.
[01:18:34.020 --> 01:18:36.320]  So, we have foresight variations depending on the day.
[01:18:37.440 --> 01:18:38.160]  Oh, boy.
[01:18:38.240 --> 01:18:40.200]  You have the look of somebody who's been pushed into this.
[01:18:41.200 --> 01:18:41.640]  Um...
[01:18:41.640 --> 01:18:44.500]  So, I'm gonna go with non-stick.
[01:18:44.840 --> 01:18:46.800]  And it's zero for the non.
[01:18:47.020 --> 01:18:49.560]  And it's dash, stick, and then a tilde.
[01:18:50.260 --> 01:18:51.160]  Right at the end.
[01:18:51.240 --> 01:18:51.500]  Tilda.
[01:18:51.660 --> 01:18:52.280]  So, non-stick.
[01:18:53.280 --> 01:18:53.480]  All right.
[01:18:53.640 --> 01:18:53.960]  Fantastic.
[01:18:57.660 --> 01:18:58.740]  We have decided?
[01:18:58.740 --> 01:18:59.860]  Well, okay.
[01:18:59.940 --> 01:19:00.940]  We got one more.
[01:19:01.080 --> 01:19:01.880]  I know we got one more.
[01:19:02.120 --> 01:19:04.880]  Because nothing's worse than not having that last part.
[01:19:05.040 --> 01:19:07.740]  So, I'm gonna go with, um...
[01:19:08.940 --> 01:19:09.460]  Andromeda.
[01:19:09.980 --> 01:19:12.760]  But you always put stars between each letter.
[01:19:13.340 --> 01:19:13.860]  Andromeda.
[01:19:14.440 --> 01:19:15.720]  And that's the end of that.
[01:19:19.740 --> 01:19:20.260]  Whoo!
[01:19:22.420 --> 01:19:23.080]  All right.
[01:19:23.080 --> 01:19:30.860]  Remember that our team uses a never thoroughly proved, but possibly useful algorithm to determine our various winners.
[01:19:31.180 --> 01:19:32.380]  How did we want to start?
[01:19:32.540 --> 01:19:33.580]  From the bottom up?
[01:19:33.720 --> 01:19:35.640]  Or did we want to go from the top five?
[01:19:35.780 --> 01:19:36.580]  So, we're...
[01:19:36.580 --> 01:19:37.580]  We got prizes, right?
[01:19:37.680 --> 01:19:38.700]  We got prizes for everybody.
[01:19:38.820 --> 01:19:39.500]  We do have prizes.
[01:19:39.500 --> 01:19:39.800]  Thank you.
[01:19:39.960 --> 01:19:41.460]  So, we'll just do it from...
[01:19:41.460 --> 01:19:41.760]  Yeah.
[01:19:42.100 --> 01:19:42.460]  Yeah.
[01:19:42.540 --> 01:19:43.500]  We'll do it from that thing.
[01:19:43.720 --> 01:19:43.960]  So...
[01:19:43.960 --> 01:19:44.840]  So, what do we do first?
[01:19:44.960 --> 01:19:47.180]  Do you want to announce the first winners?
[01:19:47.400 --> 01:19:49.500]  Or should we tell them what the prizes are?
[01:19:49.500 --> 01:19:53.260]  I think that we should start with the winners.
[01:19:53.540 --> 01:19:53.740]  Okay.
[01:19:53.740 --> 01:20:01.140]  And then each time, you find out what happens when a con is started planning in December, and we have to give our prizes in August.
[01:20:01.260 --> 01:20:02.300]  So, let's go with that.
[01:20:02.760 --> 01:20:03.120]  All right.
[01:20:03.640 --> 01:20:04.180]  All right.
[01:20:04.340 --> 01:20:09.000]  At what I would call the honor position, who do we have?
[01:20:09.500 --> 01:20:12.820]  Well, we have a very interesting situation because we ran the numbers.
[01:20:13.040 --> 01:20:14.640]  We checked the algorithms.
[01:20:15.000 --> 01:20:16.920]  We, you know, consulted the spirits.
[01:20:16.920 --> 01:20:21.720]  And we have, for second place, a nine-way tie.
[01:20:25.080 --> 01:20:27.140]  This has never happened before.
[01:20:27.860 --> 01:20:29.080]  And it may never happen again.
[01:20:29.160 --> 01:20:30.940]  We have a nine-way tie.
[01:20:31.540 --> 01:20:31.940]  Mm-hmm.
[01:20:32.700 --> 01:20:33.580]  Oh, my goodness.
[01:20:33.860 --> 01:20:34.640]  It's not a cop.
[01:20:34.640 --> 01:20:35.460]  That's now...
[01:20:35.460 --> 01:20:37.520]  That's your hacker name now.
[01:20:39.980 --> 01:20:42.080]  With a zero for the O.
[01:20:42.800 --> 01:20:43.860]  Both O's.
[01:20:44.120 --> 01:20:44.560]  Double O.
[01:20:44.760 --> 01:20:45.280]  Cop out.
[01:20:47.420 --> 01:20:49.220]  The judges make the rules.
[01:20:49.740 --> 01:20:51.600]  I can't do anything about that.
[01:20:51.760 --> 01:20:54.060]  I just make the injustice feel fun.
[01:20:55.140 --> 01:20:56.660]  That's how it works in here.
[01:20:57.060 --> 01:20:59.760]  All sales are final at hope.net!
[01:21:01.320 --> 01:21:02.100]  All right.
[01:21:03.540 --> 01:21:06.240]  Tell me more, Rob, about the nine-way tie.
[01:21:06.240 --> 01:21:11.300]  So, to be fair to everyone, we're going to do this in no particular order, completely random.
[01:21:11.740 --> 01:21:15.460]  We're going to announce the nine second prize winners.
[01:21:16.060 --> 01:21:20.420]  And I think, as we announce, should people come on up?
[01:21:20.420 --> 01:21:22.800]  I think what we'll do is we'll have me down here.
[01:21:23.100 --> 01:21:23.460]  Okay.
[01:21:23.620 --> 01:21:27.420]  And then, as we do it, they can make a one-sentence speech of their decision.
[01:21:28.380 --> 01:21:28.840]  I love this plan.
[01:21:28.960 --> 01:21:30.280]  And that should be the way we go.
[01:21:30.900 --> 01:21:31.340]  Yeah, great.
[01:21:31.340 --> 01:21:35.080]  And you'll know immediately who doesn't understand the phrase one-sentence speech.
[01:21:35.080 --> 01:21:36.020]  So, let's do that.
[01:21:36.920 --> 01:21:37.720]  All right.
[01:21:38.200 --> 01:21:41.040]  From second place winner, we have who?
[01:21:43.820 --> 01:21:44.840]  Oh, you want me to go?
[01:21:45.140 --> 01:21:45.360]  Okay.
[01:21:46.100 --> 01:21:47.000]  Second place.
[01:21:48.140 --> 01:21:48.700]  Okay.
[01:21:51.580 --> 01:21:54.500]  Let's go with Michael Taggart for martial arts.
[01:21:54.780 --> 01:21:55.960]  Martial arts!
[01:22:00.810 --> 01:22:02.790]  Come on up, martial arts!
[01:22:03.030 --> 01:22:05.130]  That was our first martial arts entry, by the way.
[01:22:05.170 --> 01:22:05.570]  Fast ever.
[01:22:05.570 --> 01:22:05.970]  Yeah.
[01:22:06.070 --> 01:22:08.250]  I'm always fascinated when we get a brand new thing.
[01:22:08.550 --> 01:22:09.990]  Martial arts, one-sentence speech?
[01:22:10.630 --> 01:22:12.350]  I have no idea what's happening.
[01:22:12.790 --> 01:22:13.890]  And I didn't want to start it.
[01:22:15.390 --> 01:22:15.890]  Fantastic.
[01:22:17.350 --> 01:22:18.810]  Do we have a...
[01:22:18.810 --> 01:22:21.610]  We actually do have, like, a prize, but...
[01:22:21.610 --> 01:22:23.610]  So, I apologize.
[01:22:24.590 --> 01:22:28.390]  I was told to print ten copies, and I only printed one.
[01:22:28.930 --> 01:22:31.790]  But congratulations, your talents are exceptional.
[01:22:32.310 --> 01:22:36.370]  I'll have an actual certificate for you tomorrow, and just give me your email at the info desk.
[01:22:36.570 --> 01:22:36.870]  Thank you.
[01:22:37.070 --> 01:22:37.170]  Okay.
[01:22:38.510 --> 01:22:39.790]  This is the placeholder, so...
[01:22:39.790 --> 01:22:40.690]  That's the placeholder.
[01:22:41.110 --> 01:22:42.690]  We need it back after this.
[01:22:42.870 --> 01:22:43.570]  I need it back.
[01:22:43.830 --> 01:22:44.190]  Okay.
[01:22:44.490 --> 01:22:45.670]  We need that to make copies.
[01:22:45.930 --> 01:22:46.270]  Wow!
[01:22:49.850 --> 01:22:50.330]  Okay.
[01:22:50.670 --> 01:22:50.950]  Awesome.
[01:22:52.130 --> 01:22:54.770]  Remember to come to the front desk and go, I was a winner.
[01:22:55.070 --> 01:22:55.330]  Yeah.
[01:22:56.350 --> 01:22:57.470]  We'll do it each time.
[01:22:57.630 --> 01:22:57.750]  Yeah.
[01:22:58.050 --> 01:22:58.410]  All right.
[01:22:58.710 --> 01:23:00.890]  Number two of the second-place winners.
[01:23:01.410 --> 01:23:03.210]  Number two of the second-place winners.
[01:23:03.210 --> 01:23:04.210]  I'm not sure.
[01:23:04.390 --> 01:23:05.490]  Do we call you Jack?
[01:23:05.850 --> 01:23:06.990]  Do we call you Tim?
[01:23:07.590 --> 01:23:08.130]  But either way...
[01:23:08.130 --> 01:23:08.310]  Oh, Tim!
[01:23:08.570 --> 01:23:09.410]  A second-place winner!
[01:23:18.280 --> 01:23:21.220]  This kind of feels like a college graduation when they give you the fake...
[01:23:21.220 --> 01:23:21.700]  No, it doesn't.
[01:23:21.800 --> 01:23:23.120]  It feels like a day school graduation.
[01:23:23.320 --> 01:23:23.920]  Okay, here we go!
[01:23:23.920 --> 01:23:23.940]  Go!
[01:23:28.810 --> 01:23:29.370]  Go!
[01:23:29.570 --> 01:23:29.970]  Go!
[01:23:30.070 --> 01:23:30.470]  Holy shit!
[01:23:32.110 --> 01:23:33.710]  An info desk email, okay?
[01:23:33.810 --> 01:23:34.610]  Info desk email.
[01:23:35.810 --> 01:23:37.170]  Oh, you get the one sentence!
[01:23:37.330 --> 01:23:38.370]  Because you're great with those.
[01:23:38.470 --> 01:23:38.650]  Go!
[01:23:39.290 --> 01:23:42.330]  The next step in hacking is to become a hack yourself.
[01:23:43.870 --> 01:23:44.590]  There we go.
[01:23:45.370 --> 01:23:46.130]  All right.
[01:23:46.450 --> 01:23:46.890]  All right.
[01:23:48.150 --> 01:23:50.450]  Number three second-place winner.
[01:23:50.690 --> 01:23:54.710]  Our third second-place winner of the evening is Ilya, the rapper.
[01:23:55.030 --> 01:23:55.970]  Ilya, the rapper!
[01:24:02.290 --> 01:24:02.710]  Congratulations.
[01:24:03.010 --> 01:24:03.590]  Your fake diploma?
[01:24:04.230 --> 01:24:04.590]  No, no, no.
[01:24:04.690 --> 01:24:05.010]  How are we doing?
[01:24:05.290 --> 01:24:05.770]  Oh, no?
[01:24:07.030 --> 01:24:07.470]  Oh, great.
[01:24:07.690 --> 01:24:08.330]  Sorry, I forgot the order.
[01:24:09.110 --> 01:24:10.010]  I don't remember anything.
[01:24:11.070 --> 01:24:12.370]  If you want to...
[01:24:12.370 --> 01:24:19.190]  Who wants to know why bash.org does not have an English Wikipedia article about it?
[01:24:19.210 --> 01:24:19.350]  That's a long sentence.
[01:24:20.950 --> 01:24:23.010]  Oh, a mysterious line!
[01:24:23.210 --> 01:24:24.450]  Okay, there we go!
[01:24:27.570 --> 01:24:28.610]  Holy crap!
[01:24:28.850 --> 01:24:30.090]  I can't believe that happened!
[01:24:30.410 --> 01:24:30.610]  Wow!
[01:24:31.150 --> 01:24:31.590]  All right!
[01:24:31.810 --> 01:24:36.450]  Our fourth second-place winner, which could be somebody's handle.
[01:24:36.550 --> 01:24:37.930]  Just have that one for free.
[01:24:39.270 --> 01:24:42.270]  Fourth second-place winner has entered the chat.
[01:24:42.590 --> 01:24:48.850]  Our fourth second-place winner is Lambda Calculus.
[01:24:52.250 --> 01:24:53.770]  Come on down, Lambda!
[01:24:59.330 --> 01:25:01.890]  Everybody's happy because Lambda did something.
[01:25:02.170 --> 01:25:02.290]  All right.
[01:25:02.290 --> 01:25:02.370]  All right.
[01:25:03.110 --> 01:25:04.010]  One sentence.
[01:25:04.390 --> 01:25:04.610]  Congratulations.
[01:25:04.950 --> 01:25:06.190]  Hack the planet.
[01:25:06.610 --> 01:25:07.290]  All right.
[01:25:18.810 --> 01:25:20.510]  Fifth second-place winner.
[01:25:21.690 --> 01:25:27.470]  Our fifth second-place winner of the evening is not an expert in his magic numbers.
[01:25:27.690 --> 01:25:31.170]  Not an expert in the magic numbers, except for Rain Man, who figured out the trick.
[01:25:33.710 --> 01:25:34.830]  One sentence.
[01:25:35.130 --> 01:25:35.730]  Congratulations.
[01:25:36.050 --> 01:25:36.170]  Speech.
[01:25:36.490 --> 01:25:40.010]  If you ain't first, you're still probably better than most.
[01:25:41.010 --> 01:25:41.750]  There you go.
[01:25:41.950 --> 01:25:42.510]  No, no, no!
[01:25:42.930 --> 01:25:43.690]  You forgot.
[01:25:43.890 --> 01:25:44.710]  You're unique.
[01:25:44.870 --> 01:25:45.090]  Yes.
[01:25:45.230 --> 01:25:46.510]  These things are serial numbered.
[01:25:46.770 --> 01:25:48.830]  Yeah, there is something to read on it.
[01:25:48.890 --> 01:25:50.330]  There is an actual prize.
[01:25:51.150 --> 01:25:51.410]  Mm-hmm.
[01:25:55.390 --> 01:25:56.070]  All right.
[01:25:56.430 --> 01:26:00.790]  And just a general reminder, if you are selected, please make sure I have your email at the infodesk.
[01:26:00.930 --> 01:26:01.270]  Thank you.
[01:26:01.530 --> 01:26:01.970]  All right.
[01:26:02.410 --> 01:26:02.810]  Number...
[01:26:03.350 --> 01:26:03.750]  Six?
[01:26:04.390 --> 01:26:04.790]  Sixth?
[01:26:05.070 --> 01:26:06.370]  Second-place winner?
[01:26:06.690 --> 01:26:07.490]  Oh, yeah, I can do it.
[01:26:07.490 --> 01:26:07.670]  Right?
[01:26:07.670 --> 01:26:07.730]  Great.
[01:26:12.280 --> 01:26:13.000]  Let's go.
[01:26:13.640 --> 01:26:15.660]  Juggling part two by Mark Barclay.
[01:26:15.860 --> 01:26:17.360]  Juggling part two, Mark Barclay.
[01:26:21.630 --> 01:26:23.930]  What is your one-sentence congratulations speech?
[01:26:25.070 --> 01:26:26.650]  Reading tea leaves does not scale.
[01:26:29.850 --> 01:26:31.190]  All right, come back up.
[01:26:31.530 --> 01:26:32.910]  You want to do your graduation shot?
[01:26:33.090 --> 01:26:33.190]  Great.
[01:26:33.270 --> 01:26:33.910]  Yeah, come on, come on, come on.
[01:26:33.970 --> 01:26:34.890]  Make sure you read it.
[01:26:35.190 --> 01:26:36.050]  There is a thing over there.
[01:26:36.050 --> 01:26:37.090]  I'll explain that at the end.
[01:26:37.250 --> 01:26:38.170]  Everything's working out.
[01:26:43.530 --> 01:26:44.610]  Now, seventh?
[01:26:46.190 --> 01:26:47.030]  Second-place winner?
[01:26:47.270 --> 01:26:47.910]  Is that right?
[01:26:48.350 --> 01:26:49.210]  That feels good.
[01:26:49.390 --> 01:26:50.870]  I feel good every time I answer that.
[01:26:50.970 --> 01:26:51.370]  I don't know why.
[01:26:51.450 --> 01:26:52.470]  I shouldn't feel good about that.
[01:26:52.570 --> 01:26:55.270]  That's like remembering that the watermelon you built was a watermelon.
[01:26:55.870 --> 01:26:56.270]  But, sure.
[01:26:56.410 --> 01:26:56.930]  Seventh-place.
[01:26:57.050 --> 01:26:58.750]  Who is the seventh-place, second-place winner?
[01:26:58.890 --> 01:27:00.890]  The seventh, second-place winner of the evening.
[01:27:01.310 --> 01:27:02.390]  It is my turn, isn't it?
[01:27:02.490 --> 01:27:02.890]  I think so.
[01:27:03.050 --> 01:27:03.230]  Yes.
[01:27:04.210 --> 01:27:06.910]  It is Noomi with her stand-up.
[01:27:07.530 --> 01:27:08.650]  Noomi, stand up.
[01:27:10.290 --> 01:27:11.150]  All right.
[01:27:13.810 --> 01:27:17.910]  I am reminded of the immortal words of Socrates who said, I drank what?
[01:27:19.030 --> 01:27:19.630]  Excellent.
[01:27:19.790 --> 01:27:20.330]  Let me get your thing.
[01:27:23.970 --> 01:27:24.850]  All right.
[01:27:31.860 --> 01:27:36.480]  And then our eighth, second-place winner.
[01:27:36.700 --> 01:27:37.900]  Our eighth.
[01:27:38.380 --> 01:27:38.880]  Eight.
[01:27:39.200 --> 01:27:39.460]  Eight.
[01:27:40.220 --> 01:27:44.340]  Second-place winner is Jeffrey Brice.
[01:27:51.040 --> 01:27:51.720]  Go ahead.
[01:27:51.840 --> 01:27:52.280]  What's your thing?
[01:27:53.500 --> 01:27:56.560]  Everyone come to VCF East, April 17th and 19th.
[01:27:56.980 --> 01:27:57.520]  Well, New Jersey.
[01:27:58.800 --> 01:28:00.320]  You come up here to promo?
[01:28:00.500 --> 01:28:00.860]  That's good.
[01:28:00.940 --> 01:28:01.400]  I like it.
[01:28:01.540 --> 01:28:02.220]  Good job.
[01:28:02.360 --> 01:28:02.780]  I like that.
[01:28:03.020 --> 01:28:04.700]  Not throwing away his shot.
[01:28:09.710 --> 01:28:10.750]  And our...
[01:28:10.750 --> 01:28:14.130]  Our ninth and final second-place winner.
[01:28:14.310 --> 01:28:15.630]  Second-place winner is...
[01:28:15.630 --> 01:28:18.450]  Zach and Anish with their song.
[01:28:26.940 --> 01:28:27.980]  Right here, boys.
[01:28:28.500 --> 01:28:29.540]  Each one gets a line.
[01:28:29.720 --> 01:28:30.180]  That's the trick.
[01:28:30.460 --> 01:28:30.820]  A hack.
[01:28:31.380 --> 01:28:32.660]  It's GNU Linux.
[01:28:33.320 --> 01:28:33.700]  Yeah!
[01:28:34.400 --> 01:28:35.420]  It's just GNU.
[01:28:37.900 --> 01:28:39.060]  It's just GNU.
[01:28:39.760 --> 01:28:40.260]  It's just GNU.
[01:28:40.280 --> 01:28:41.060]  All right!
[01:28:41.060 --> 01:28:42.820]  You know, the pick-up line doesn't work on the side.
[01:28:42.860 --> 01:28:43.000]  All right.
[01:28:46.820 --> 01:28:47.400]  Okay.
[01:28:48.000 --> 01:28:49.120]  And then...
[01:28:50.000 --> 01:28:53.880]  We have our first-place winner.
[01:28:54.400 --> 01:28:55.920]  But you're all winners.
[01:28:56.340 --> 01:28:57.690]  The second-place winner...
[01:28:58.340 --> 01:28:58.920]  Winners.
[01:28:59.100 --> 01:28:59.680]  Winners.
[01:29:01.020 --> 01:29:01.620]  Was...
[01:29:01.620 --> 01:29:05.200]  They were each given a $20 gift certificate by No Starch Press.
[01:29:05.620 --> 01:29:07.440]  So, No Starch Press came through.
[01:29:08.160 --> 01:29:09.760]  You're all gonna be given that.
[01:29:10.500 --> 01:29:12.140]  So, get to reading.
[01:29:12.740 --> 01:29:14.820]  Thanks to No Starch for sponsoring that.
[01:29:15.420 --> 01:29:15.920]  Very appreciated.
[01:29:16.640 --> 01:29:21.860]  And the number one winner of the evening is...
[01:29:21.860 --> 01:29:24.200]  With Noises for Small Children...
[01:29:24.200 --> 01:29:25.060]  Theodore Branston.
[01:29:26.120 --> 01:29:28.340]  Noises for Small Children...
[01:29:29.000 --> 01:29:32.200]  Was the undisputed winner of the night.
[01:29:34.100 --> 01:29:37.120]  Because we reward you for putting yourself out there.
[01:29:37.260 --> 01:29:39.040]  Which is what it's about at HOPE.
[01:29:39.340 --> 01:29:40.160]  You see somebody.
[01:29:40.380 --> 01:29:41.880]  You're afraid to start a conversation.
[01:29:42.180 --> 01:29:43.440]  They're here for a reason.
[01:29:43.700 --> 01:29:46.700]  If they don't want to talk to you, they're not here.
[01:29:47.920 --> 01:29:50.460]  So, just talk to people.
[01:29:50.460 --> 01:29:51.900]  And taking the risk...
[01:29:52.380 --> 01:29:54.260]  Impress the shit out of the judges.
[01:29:54.840 --> 01:29:57.260]  What is our first place prize?
[01:29:57.660 --> 01:29:59.480]  Well, our first place prize...
[01:30:00.700 --> 01:30:01.640]  Which was a joke...
[01:30:02.140 --> 01:30:03.460]  In addition to...
[01:30:04.040 --> 01:30:05.920]  A $20 gift card to No Starch Press.
[01:30:06.680 --> 01:30:08.620]  We have this beautiful gem art.
[01:30:09.900 --> 01:30:10.960]  Diamond painting.
[01:30:11.500 --> 01:30:12.000]  Awesome.
[01:30:17.180 --> 01:30:20.340]  We literally got this and thought, Well, that's a little odd.
[01:30:20.340 --> 01:30:24.320]  But, you know, the person will appreciate it in some way.
[01:30:24.540 --> 01:30:28.220]  And it turns out, it was just waiting for Daddy to take it home.
[01:30:29.060 --> 01:30:32.620]  And now when he explains what Santa really looks like...
[01:30:34.020 --> 01:30:35.820]  It's not going to go well for the kids.
[01:30:36.420 --> 01:30:37.320]  Thank you.
[01:30:37.580 --> 01:30:40.520]  And your congratulations speech.
[01:30:40.740 --> 01:30:42.500]  You get two sentences.
[01:30:42.900 --> 01:30:44.020]  Go wild.
[01:30:46.780 --> 01:30:49.420]  Please, please, be excellent to one another.
[01:30:53.860 --> 01:30:54.580]  And everybody...
[01:30:54.580 --> 01:30:55.360]  No, no, no.
[01:30:55.440 --> 01:30:55.940]  You keep it.
[01:30:56.000 --> 01:30:56.420]  You keep it.
[01:30:56.460 --> 01:30:57.260]  You get the certificate.
[01:30:57.940 --> 01:30:59.480]  That's what you get for going out there.
[01:30:59.640 --> 01:31:00.480]  Going yourself out there.
[01:31:00.560 --> 01:31:01.600]  My name is Jason Scott.
[01:31:01.760 --> 01:31:02.440]  These are the judges.
[01:31:03.220 --> 01:31:03.980]  Say hello, everybody.
[01:31:03.980 --> 01:31:05.460]  Hello, everybody.
[01:31:05.540 --> 01:31:06.240]  Hello, everybody.
[01:31:06.400 --> 01:31:06.940]  Hello, everybody.
[01:31:07.220 --> 01:31:07.500]  Hello, everybody.
[01:31:07.500 --> 01:31:07.960]  Hey, everybody.
[01:31:09.580 --> 01:31:11.700]  Promo yourself so it's on the record.
[01:31:13.360 --> 01:31:13.920]  What?
[01:31:14.400 --> 01:31:17.060]  I said promo yourself so it's on the record.
[01:31:17.260 --> 01:31:18.200]  Each of you.
[01:31:18.900 --> 01:31:19.740]  Say hi.
[01:31:19.940 --> 01:31:20.800]  Goodbye thing.
[01:31:21.320 --> 01:31:21.440]  Oh.
[01:31:21.980 --> 01:31:22.340]  We said hello.
[01:31:24.000 --> 01:31:24.900]  Runs the joint.
[01:31:25.080 --> 01:31:25.580]  Go ahead, kids.
[01:31:25.580 --> 01:31:25.700]  Please.
[01:31:27.540 --> 01:31:28.120]  I'm Rob.
[01:31:28.280 --> 01:31:28.820]  This is Gila.
[01:31:29.100 --> 01:31:30.460]  We are two of the people on Off The Hook.
[01:31:30.600 --> 01:31:31.120]  Listen to it.
[01:31:31.180 --> 01:31:32.160]  Support WBAI.
[01:31:32.280 --> 01:31:33.700]  And support HOPE.
[01:31:37.100 --> 01:31:37.820]  Thank you.
[01:31:37.980 --> 01:31:40.600]  This has been Hackers Got Talent number 16.
[01:31:41.320 --> 01:31:42.740]  Although it's not really 16.
[01:31:43.020 --> 01:31:44.380]  Thank you all for sticking through it.
[01:31:44.680 --> 01:31:45.360]  Jason Scott.
[01:31:45.500 --> 01:31:46.560]  See you next year.
[01:31:46.560 --> 01:31:47.140]  Eh?
[01:31:47.280 --> 01:31:47.740]  It's fine.
[01:31:48.680 --> 01:31:49.440]  You just said it for me.
[01:31:49.860 --> 01:31:50.200]  Oh.
[01:31:50.700 --> 01:31:50.980]  Oh.
[01:31:50.980 --> 01:31:51.020]  Ah.
[01:31:51.200 --> 01:31:51.380]  Ah.
[01:31:51.380 --> 01:31:51.740]  Thank you.
[01:31:52.220 --> 01:31:52.280]  Thank you.