[00:02.360 --> 00:05.040]  It's specifically written for the Nintendo Game Boy.
[00:05.280 --> 00:07.180]  It's called Little Sound DJ.
[00:08.700 --> 00:11.600]  And it was made by Johan Kotlinski.
[00:16.440 --> 00:19.700]  And I really wish I had written down a summary.
[00:20.420 --> 00:27.160]  But a tracker music-making program is a way of where you just program in the music, and then it plays itself, kind of.
[00:27.620 --> 00:37.900]  This specific tracker really lends itself to live mode, where you can cue up different parts of your song that you have pre-written on the fly.
[00:38.680 --> 00:39.700]  I don't do that.
[00:39.840 --> 00:44.400]  I program the entire song in from start to finish, because I've got other things going on.
[00:45.440 --> 00:52.340]  But we're going to go inside one of these numbers, or hexadecimal values.
[00:52.560 --> 00:53.880]  We're going to go up here.
[00:53.880 --> 00:55.820]  It says PU1.
[00:56.540 --> 00:58.900]  That stands for Pulse Wave 1.
[00:59.620 --> 01:02.680]  And then next to it, we've got PU2, Pulse Wave 2.
[01:02.900 --> 01:06.320]  We've got WAV, which is the wave channel.
[01:07.700 --> 01:09.280]  And NOI, NOI.
[01:09.400 --> 01:10.540]  That's the noise channel.
[01:11.140 --> 01:15.980]  The Game Boy sound chip is capable of making four sounds at any one time.
[01:16.840 --> 01:21.980]  So to make it sound really full, you've got to change things a lot.
[01:23.320 --> 01:24.160]  I'm going to go inside.
[01:24.520 --> 01:30.440]  If I go inside this 0B, I've got all these other numbers.
[01:30.640 --> 01:34.560]  And a tracker software, I think... I don't know.
[01:34.700 --> 01:39.320]  I might be wrong about this, but I think always with the tracker software, you're going from the top to bottom.
[01:39.320 --> 01:45.200]  So this is like a page of music, but flipped on its side.
[01:45.360 --> 01:47.360]  I'm going to go inside this number 22.
[01:47.400 --> 01:48.680]  This is Phrase 22.
[01:49.620 --> 01:55.860]  And if I press Start, it's going to start playing up at zero, go all the way down to F, and then go back to the top.
[01:57.500 --> 01:58.200]  Actually, no.
[01:58.540 --> 01:59.760]  It should do that normally.
[02:00.620 --> 02:04.280]  But if you look down here at C, there's an H.
[02:04.640 --> 02:05.960]  And that stands for hop.
[02:07.120 --> 02:10.340]  So that means it's going to do a little jump, and it's going to go back up the top.
[02:10.440 --> 02:11.420]  It's not going to go all the way to C.
[02:13.980 --> 02:17.120]  Oh, there should be noise coming from the HDMI.
[02:17.540 --> 02:18.580]  If that's possible.
[02:19.540 --> 02:21.000]  If not, I can sing it.
[02:22.760 --> 02:24.580]  It should sound something like...
[02:27.100 --> 02:28.260]  But more Game Boy.
[02:28.260 --> 02:29.400]  There we go.
[02:33.660 --> 02:37.400]  The reason that it hops down at C is because this song is in 6-8.
[02:37.640 --> 02:41.100]  And if you flip this on its side, it would look more like a sheet of music.
[02:41.240 --> 02:44.980]  But you've got the note, and the number is the octave.
[02:45.220 --> 02:48.000]  So if I wanted to change it to a higher octave, I could.
[02:54.180 --> 02:56.560]  And that's what we've got going on in Pulse Wave 1.
[02:56.560 --> 02:58.140]  And if I press Start...
[02:58.140 --> 02:58.900]  So that's one phrase.
[02:59.060 --> 02:59.760]  That's phrase 22.
[03:00.440 --> 03:02.160]  Underneath that is phrase 3B.
[03:03.060 --> 03:04.220]  We've got a different chord.
[03:07.100 --> 03:08.540]  And it's all top to bottom.
[03:08.700 --> 03:12.960]  So if I press Start at 22, after it plays 22, it will play 3B.
[03:13.380 --> 03:13.740]  Watch.
[03:13.740 --> 03:14.680]  I'll prove it.
[03:23.700 --> 03:24.880]  Come back to the top.
[03:25.820 --> 03:26.420]  Isn't that cool?
[03:27.680 --> 03:29.320]  And then we can do that in Pulse Wave 2.
[03:29.560 --> 03:30.480]  I don't know what's going on here.
[03:30.640 --> 03:30.920]  I forget.
[03:33.200 --> 03:33.640]  Ooh.
[03:33.940 --> 03:35.140]  Nice little melody.
[03:36.920 --> 03:41.400]  And then in the wave channel, we've got all kinds of other stuff.
[03:41.540 --> 03:44.620]  We can do really low bass noises.
[03:44.740 --> 03:47.000]  You can kind of hand draw your waveforms.
[03:47.060 --> 03:49.880]  You can also play really terrible sounding samples.
[03:53.140 --> 03:56.380]  That's supposed to be a bass drum and a closed hi-hat here.
[03:57.100 --> 03:57.560]  Wait.
[03:59.280 --> 03:59.340]  No.
[03:59.660 --> 04:00.080]  I messed up.
[04:00.200 --> 04:00.260]  Here.
[04:01.760 --> 04:02.980]  That's pretty close, right?
[04:03.740 --> 04:04.620]  High fidelity.
[04:05.240 --> 04:06.760]  This is a 4-bit computer.
[04:07.560 --> 04:08.960]  Cut out some slack, please.
[04:10.160 --> 04:14.520]  And then on the noise channel, we're just shaping white noise.
[04:17.710 --> 04:18.990]  Maybe some brown noise.
[04:19.050 --> 04:19.410]  I don't know.
[04:20.110 --> 04:20.530]  Noise.
[04:21.710 --> 04:23.050]  I've got these low ones.
[04:24.630 --> 04:35.190]  And I have those in there, not because I like how they sound, but because when they are paired with what's playing in the wave channel at the same time, makes it sound really crunchy.
[04:35.530 --> 04:39.610]  Almost like a real bass drum, but totally not.
[04:43.630 --> 04:55.930]  One, you might notice, if you're extremely astute, that inside here, it goes all the way down to 7, but inside the wave channel, it's the whole thing.
[04:57.070 --> 05:05.090]  But they're going to play perfectly in sync because I have it set so that the wave channel is going exactly twice as fast as the other three channels.
[05:05.310 --> 05:14.070]  And I do that in a lot of my songs because I want my Game Boy to sound as much like a real backing band as possible.
[05:15.330 --> 05:18.730]  But there, as I said before, it can make only four sounds at any one time.
[05:19.590 --> 05:20.670]  And there are limitations.
[05:21.190 --> 05:22.630]  You know, I can't do...
[05:23.470 --> 05:26.710]  I can do chords, but I need to use multiple channels to do so.
[05:29.250 --> 05:40.370]  But in the wave channel, specifically, I've got it going twice as fast because I've got my kick drum and my bass note playing right after each other.
[05:40.790 --> 05:44.990]  And since it's going quite as fast, it almost sounds like they're happening at the same time.
[05:45.470 --> 05:47.530]  But they're totally not.
[05:48.710 --> 05:51.330]  I'll change the tempo so that you can see.
[05:58.460 --> 06:01.540]  I'll queue up a few of them so it doesn't sound so awful.
[06:09.580 --> 06:10.600]  Oh, my gosh.
[06:11.500 --> 06:11.700]  Okay.
[06:12.060 --> 06:13.400]  We're trying to adjust the tempo here.
[06:13.640 --> 06:14.540]  We're making it really slow.
[06:14.540 --> 06:15.700]  75 beats per minute.
[06:21.990 --> 06:22.950]  Beautiful music.
[06:28.340 --> 06:34.420]  But when it all plays together, it's kind of hidden that it's not happening at the same time.
[06:34.520 --> 06:35.340]  And it sounds like this.
[06:48.520 --> 06:54.220]  And then I can really play you some of the bad sound samples.
[06:54.340 --> 06:58.040]  They put a phoneme pack in here so you can kind of make it sound like it's talking.
[07:17.680 --> 07:18.660]  That's just a sample.
[07:19.520 --> 07:21.540]  That's what's going on up here with this Game Boy.
[07:24.830 --> 07:25.230]  Thanks.
[07:29.140 --> 07:30.260]  But I'm not a teacher.
[07:33.820 --> 07:34.940]  I came here to rock.
[07:37.930 --> 07:38.350]  Oh, yeah.
[07:38.670 --> 07:41.350]  So then all together with the guitar, it sounds kind of like this.
[07:42.130 --> 07:43.390]  This is my warm-up song.
[07:43.670 --> 07:45.350]  Thank you so much for being here in the little theater.
[07:46.230 --> 07:47.930]  I'm going to play some weird songs for you.
[07:48.050 --> 07:48.770]  I hope you like them.
[07:49.210 --> 07:52.510]  If not, come find me after the show and give me a kick or something.
[08:43.740 --> 08:48.060]  This song is called Shred Till It's Time To Go To Bed, but I don't really know how to shred.
[08:49.060 --> 08:50.560]  I just noodle.
[09:26.890 --> 09:27.610]  Thank you.
[09:32.850 --> 09:37.090]  But as I said, I like weird songs, so most of these songs have words.
[09:37.730 --> 09:42.350]  This song is all about looking for Sasquatch and it's called Looking For Sasquatch.
[10:01.640 --> 10:07.340]  I'm running around in the woods, I'm a pack full of survival goods.
[10:08.640 --> 10:14.260]  Not even sure if I should be out here looking for him at all.
[10:15.120 --> 10:20.820]  In my homemade furry pants, I do a little happy dance.
[10:22.200 --> 10:26.840]  Cause I got a chance to find out where he's hiding.
[10:27.180 --> 10:29.100]  Are you in the tree?
[10:29.920 --> 10:32.540]  Could you be under this rock?
[10:33.860 --> 10:40.040]  I'm eternally looking for Sasquatch.
[10:55.000 --> 10:57.580]  I've invested a lot of time.
[10:58.820 --> 11:00.920]  All on my own dime.
[11:01.940 --> 11:04.720]  So could you give me a sign?
[11:05.600 --> 11:07.300]  If you're out here.
[11:08.240 --> 11:08.660]  Aha!
[11:09.120 --> 11:09.400]  Hey!
[11:09.780 --> 11:10.600]  Look at this.
[11:11.880 --> 11:13.980]  Leaning close and take a big sniff.
[11:15.380 --> 11:17.140]  That's definitely Sasquatch piss.
[11:17.840 --> 11:20.020]  Which means we're hot on the trail!
[11:20.020 --> 11:22.400]  Are you in the tree?
[11:23.820 --> 11:25.840]  Could you be under this rock?
[11:27.500 --> 11:33.460]  I'm eternally looking for Sasquatch.
[11:34.820 --> 11:40.720]  The longest game of hide and seek that I've ever lost.
[11:42.180 --> 11:46.940]  Wherever you may be, one thing's for sure, you've got a pretty good hiding spot.
[12:16.390 --> 12:21.210]  In all my years looking for Sasquatch, I never saw a single piece of physical evidence.
[12:21.210 --> 12:23.570]  No hair, no footprints, no video, no audio.
[12:24.910 --> 12:26.150]  I didn't find anything.
[12:26.150 --> 12:29.290]  But I did discover a couple things about myself.
[12:30.430 --> 12:37.410]  I like hiking, I love trail mix, and I love those pants that zip off around the knees and turn into shorts.
[12:37.970 --> 12:38.890]  What a dream!
[12:38.890 --> 12:41.710]  Also like key changes.
[12:42.090 --> 12:44.090]  Are you in the tree?
[12:44.850 --> 12:47.510]  Could you be under this rock?
[12:48.590 --> 12:55.010]  I'm eternally looking for Sasquatch.
[12:55.550 --> 12:57.010]  I'm always looking!
[12:57.350 --> 12:58.570]  I'll never give up!
[13:00.510 --> 13:04.290]  Actually, now that the song's over, I think I might give up.
[13:06.310 --> 13:07.150]  Thank you!
[13:07.610 --> 13:08.950]  Oh, y'all are so kind.
[13:09.230 --> 13:10.710]  There are people out there!
[13:11.450 --> 13:11.970]  Oh!
[13:13.010 --> 13:13.770]  Thank you!
[13:13.930 --> 13:14.590]  How's it sound?
[13:14.670 --> 13:15.650]  Is it sounding pretty good?
[13:15.770 --> 13:16.510]  You can hear the guitar?
[13:17.210 --> 13:18.390]  You can hear the Game Boy?
[13:19.350 --> 13:20.510]  You can hear my...
[13:20.990 --> 13:21.350]  My...
[13:21.350 --> 13:21.610]  Me?
[13:21.910 --> 13:22.910]  You can hear my meme?
[13:23.670 --> 13:24.090]  All right.
[13:25.070 --> 13:26.870]  All right, we got some more songs.
[13:26.990 --> 13:28.210]  We can talk for world war, I think.
[13:29.890 --> 13:31.110]  We got plenty of time.
[13:31.790 --> 13:32.890]  I started my timer.
[13:33.110 --> 13:33.710]  Actually, oh.
[13:33.970 --> 13:35.510]  We're a little shorter on time than I thought.
[13:36.450 --> 13:37.650]  Unless we're allowed to go over.
[13:37.790 --> 13:39.390]  But I think we're going to try to stick on schedule.
[13:39.870 --> 13:41.870]  And I definitely want to get to the pizza songs.
[13:41.890 --> 13:42.450]  That's important.
[13:43.990 --> 13:44.490]  Oh, yeah.
[13:45.490 --> 13:45.970]  What's that?
[13:47.550 --> 13:49.150]  You want to see the notes on the Game Boy?
[13:50.910 --> 13:53.010]  Well, so that's coming from my Super Nintendo.
[13:54.050 --> 13:57.650]  All the backing tracks are coming from either the Game Boy itself.
[13:59.450 --> 14:00.130]  Right here.
[14:02.930 --> 14:03.810]  But most...
[14:04.490 --> 14:10.490]  Most of the time these days, I record the backing track off of the Game Boy, and then I load it onto my sampler.
[14:10.830 --> 14:13.270]  Because that's much more reliable than the Game Boy.
[14:14.390 --> 14:17.330]  That thing, if you drop it on the ground, it's going to crash.
[14:18.370 --> 14:21.390]  But I did one modification.
[14:22.450 --> 14:24.230]  Thank you for asking, by the way.
[14:24.710 --> 14:28.010]  I added little foam strips to the battery compartment.
[14:28.010 --> 14:31.050]  And that keeps the batteries really nice and snug.
[14:31.630 --> 14:35.890]  Because most of the time, when the Game Boy crashes, that's all that happened.
[14:36.470 --> 14:37.410]  It just needs a little power.
[14:37.550 --> 14:38.230]  It needs its juice.
[14:39.450 --> 14:41.230]  It needs its juice.
[14:42.650 --> 14:44.930]  Okay, where are we going to go off the set list?
[14:45.290 --> 14:46.190]  How's that sound?
[14:47.410 --> 14:48.770]  I did a risky move.
[14:48.930 --> 14:50.450]  I just put out a new song in April.
[14:51.150 --> 14:58.450]  And it's all about having an excuse to not go out to someone's concert.
[14:59.330 --> 15:01.150]  Because you already put on your pajamas.
[15:02.790 --> 15:03.530]  Risky move.
[15:08.410 --> 15:09.790]  This has come from the Game Boy.
[15:11.130 --> 15:13.830]  It's called, I Already Put On My Jammies.
[15:21.590 --> 15:26.510]  Your band is so cool, when's your next show?
[15:30.490 --> 15:35.350]  Just send me an invite, I promise I'll go.
[15:39.350 --> 15:44.170]  And now it's tonight, and ooh, I don't know.
[15:47.790 --> 15:50.210]  My mind was made up years ago.
[15:51.310 --> 15:53.810]  No, I don't wanna go.
[15:54.890 --> 15:57.910]  I already put on my jammies.
[15:58.710 --> 16:00.390]  Oh, no.
[16:01.050 --> 16:02.910]  I'm staying home.
[16:03.810 --> 16:06.130]  I already put on my...
[16:08.710 --> 16:12.850]  It's a Saturday, I've got no excuse.
[16:17.790 --> 16:22.130]  For staying inside and not cutting loose.
[16:26.560 --> 16:28.450]  Of course I wanna come.
[16:28.830 --> 16:32.850]  This is not something I normally do.
[16:35.520 --> 16:41.630]  But as you can see, I'm not appropriately dressed to come true.
[16:43.050 --> 16:45.830]  I can't even find my shoes.
[16:46.210 --> 16:47.810]  Oh, no.
[16:47.810 --> 16:49.570]  I don't wanna go.
[16:50.430 --> 16:53.370]  I already put on my jammies.
[16:54.470 --> 16:56.130]  Oh, no.
[16:56.650 --> 16:58.450]  I'm staying home.
[16:59.430 --> 17:01.750]  I already put on my jammies.
[17:02.490 --> 17:04.150]  I got my baby.
[17:04.470 --> 17:05.230]  I got my baby, so on.
[17:05.630 --> 17:07.650]  I'm happy on my couch.
[17:08.130 --> 17:11.370]  It gets on my mind, and I'm still in my mouth.
[17:12.550 --> 17:13.530]  I'm staying home.
[17:13.710 --> 17:16.810]  You know I'll never go out of it.
[17:16.810 --> 17:19.670]  Because I already put on the chair.
[17:21.350 --> 17:24.130]  I already put on the chair.
[17:25.810 --> 17:28.410]  I already put on the chair.
[17:37.970 --> 17:39.370]  Thank you.
[17:41.570 --> 17:45.750]  I have a sneaking suspicion that I turned the Game Boy up too loud.
[17:46.810 --> 17:47.550]  Is that accurate?
[17:48.470 --> 17:50.310]  Did I mess this whole thing up?
[17:51.810 --> 17:52.430]  Is it good?
[17:52.570 --> 17:52.750]  Okay.
[17:52.970 --> 17:53.290]  Cool.
[17:54.330 --> 17:54.770]  Fantastic.
[17:57.310 --> 17:59.030]  Anyone out there ever time traveled?
[18:01.390 --> 18:02.030]  Every day.
[18:02.210 --> 18:02.530]  Hell yeah.
[18:03.390 --> 18:05.570]  Hell yeah.
[18:05.950 --> 18:12.030]  It's dangerous, you know, to go outside of the present.
[18:12.370 --> 18:13.590]  This song is about that.
[18:13.810 --> 18:15.190]  It's about getting stuck in a time warp.
[18:37.370 --> 18:37.890]  1984.
[18:38.630 --> 18:40.310]  We were on our way.
[18:40.590 --> 18:41.950]  What I was looking for?
[18:42.130 --> 18:43.650]  Well, I cannot say.
[18:43.910 --> 18:45.310]  I'm not withholding.
[18:45.690 --> 18:46.830]  I just don't know.
[18:47.050 --> 18:48.090]  But it doesn't matter.
[18:48.090 --> 18:50.310]  Because we ended up in limbo.
[18:50.830 --> 18:53.010]  Stuck in a time warp.
[18:54.110 --> 18:55.270]  It's alright.
[18:55.790 --> 18:57.010]  Have no fear.
[18:57.190 --> 18:58.150]  It's really dark.
[18:58.350 --> 18:59.730]  The scenery's quite stark.
[18:59.990 --> 19:03.570]  But I still got a good feeling we'll get out of here.
[19:30.130 --> 19:33.010]  Must have been some type of miscommunication.
[19:33.910 --> 19:36.870]  Send a mayday signal back to home station.
[19:37.170 --> 19:39.290]  They can save us, so don't give up hope.
[19:39.590 --> 19:40.090]  Oh, look.
[19:40.670 --> 19:41.790]  They got back to us right away.
[19:41.910 --> 19:43.570]  I'll read out loud so we're on the same page.
[19:48.230 --> 19:49.870]  They said to give up hope.
[19:52.150 --> 19:54.410]  And to prepare for death.
[19:55.070 --> 19:56.370]  Not great news.
[19:57.070 --> 19:58.270]  It's time to die.
[19:58.670 --> 20:00.050]  So close your eyes.
[20:00.370 --> 20:03.290]  Put your head between your thighs.
[20:04.130 --> 20:05.990]  And kiss them buns goodbye.
[20:10.710 --> 20:13.170]  Stuck in a time warp.
[20:27.120 --> 20:29.220]  Stuck in a time warp.
[20:29.220 --> 20:29.240]  Stuck in a time warp.
[20:32.530 --> 20:33.490]  The end is here.
[20:33.710 --> 20:36.210]  I think by now we won't realize.
[20:37.490 --> 20:39.990]  Everybody dies here.
[20:39.990 --> 20:40.990]  The ending
[20:48.600 --> 21:27.060]  is uplifting story.
[21:42.640 --> 21:47.880]  Something that always cheers me up when I think about the dangers of time travel is polka music.
[21:54.380 --> 21:57.160]  In heaven, there is no beer.
[21:57.680 --> 22:00.560]  And that's why we drink it here.
[22:01.200 --> 22:07.280]  And when we're gone from here, our friends will be drinking all the beer.
[22:07.460 --> 22:08.320]  Isn't that nice?
[22:21.620 --> 22:24.520]  In heaven, there is no wine.
[22:24.660 --> 22:25.400]  No wine!
[22:25.720 --> 22:28.100]  And that's why we drink it all the time.
[22:29.000 --> 22:35.240]  And when we're out of wine, our friends will be drinking all the time.
[22:35.620 --> 22:36.640]  Isn't that nice?
[22:36.880 --> 22:38.380]  One more time, the la-la's.
[22:38.620 --> 22:39.340]  Let's go!
[22:39.680 --> 22:41.560]  La-la-la-la-la.
[22:41.740 --> 22:42.580]  You know the words.
[22:42.740 --> 22:45.000]  La-la-la-la-la-la-la.
[22:45.160 --> 22:46.240]  You're doing a great job.
[22:46.240 --> 22:48.960]  La-la-la-la-la-la.
[22:48.960 --> 22:51.700]  La-la-la-la-la-la-la.
[22:51.760 --> 22:53.240]  Time for a Game Boy solo.
[22:58.460 --> 22:59.640]  He's good.
[23:11.080 --> 23:12.680]  Great job singing!
[23:12.900 --> 23:13.520]  You're professionals!
[23:14.200 --> 23:15.480]  You're hired!
[23:26.700 --> 23:28.120]  Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!
[23:34.140 --> 23:37.760]  Um, how many of y'all read the description of this event on the website?
[23:39.860 --> 23:40.420]  Oh!
[23:42.500 --> 23:43.060]  Studious.
[23:43.760 --> 23:45.240]  There was mention of pizza songs.
[23:45.360 --> 23:45.820]  It's true.
[23:46.260 --> 23:48.700]  I'm working on an album of pizza songs.
[23:48.920 --> 23:51.100]  What is a pizza song, you ask?
[23:52.640 --> 23:53.200]  Oh!
[23:53.440 --> 23:54.980]  I'm so glad you asked!
[23:55.520 --> 23:56.260]  I don't know.
[23:56.480 --> 23:59.160]  It's just a song that's kind of about pizza, but not really.
[24:00.480 --> 24:03.320]  I wrote a whole bunch of them many years ago.
[24:03.640 --> 24:09.140]  I went off the deep end a little bit, and I wrote 13 pizza songs in 13 weeks.
[24:10.600 --> 24:13.660]  And I whittled it down to seven, and then I wrote two more.
[24:13.900 --> 24:19.140]  I whittled it down to eight, so there's gonna be eight slices on the pizza album, which is coming out in October.
[24:20.080 --> 24:23.160]  During that process, I did eat more pizza than normal.
[24:24.080 --> 24:26.080]  Found myself in a financial predicament.
[24:26.620 --> 24:27.680]  Wrote a song about it.
[24:27.820 --> 24:28.960]  This is called I'm Broke.
[24:30.520 --> 24:36.800]  Y'all did such a great job singing along with my In Heaven There's No Beer polka song, which I did not write.
[24:37.060 --> 24:38.960]  I will not take credit for it.
[24:39.020 --> 24:39.560]  That's a classic.
[24:40.200 --> 24:41.200]  Everyone knows that song.
[24:41.420 --> 24:41.620]  Come on.
[24:42.500 --> 24:44.120]  This one, however, no one knows.
[24:44.360 --> 24:44.900]  Not even me.
[24:45.340 --> 24:45.720]  Just kidding.
[24:45.960 --> 24:46.380]  I wrote it.
[24:46.620 --> 24:47.540]  Of course I know it.
[24:47.740 --> 24:48.540]  Get out of here!
[24:49.200 --> 24:49.920]  Please stay.
[24:50.680 --> 24:52.560]  If you want to sing along, it's easy.
[24:52.640 --> 24:53.880]  It's a call and response.
[24:55.040 --> 24:59.160]  Me, you, me, you, and then I say some more stuff.
[24:59.320 --> 24:59.860]  And then we do it again.
[24:59.980 --> 25:02.000]  Me, you, me, you, me.
[25:02.000 --> 25:03.300]  Me, me, me, me, me.
[25:04.300 --> 25:10.460]  I say, I go, I get really deep about my financial situation, and I say, I'm broke.
[25:11.480 --> 25:13.720]  And then you say, he's broke.
[25:14.360 --> 25:16.180]  You can be really mean about it, too.
[25:16.620 --> 25:17.860]  I've got tough skin.
[25:18.040 --> 25:18.500]  I don't care.
[25:18.680 --> 25:21.840]  And then I go further into the details, and I say, so broke.
[25:22.160 --> 25:24.280]  And you can say, so broke.
[25:25.600 --> 25:26.440]  You got it.
[25:26.620 --> 25:27.460]  It's just like that.
[25:27.460 --> 25:28.920]  So it goes, I am broke.
[25:29.180 --> 25:29.840]  He's broke.
[25:30.000 --> 25:30.680]  So broke.
[25:30.860 --> 25:31.480]  So broke.
[25:32.420 --> 25:33.720]  Blah, blah, blah, blah.
[25:33.900 --> 25:35.040]  Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
[25:35.260 --> 25:36.540]  That's the other stuff that I say.
[25:36.700 --> 25:37.780]  But we can try it with Game Boy.
[25:38.940 --> 25:39.980]  Also, no pressure.
[25:40.680 --> 25:41.400]  Live your life.
[25:41.500 --> 25:42.100]  Do whatever you want.
[25:43.600 --> 25:44.780]  Makes no difference to me.
[25:44.820 --> 25:45.660]  I'm just glad you're here.
[25:47.160 --> 25:50.400]  So I'll sing my part first, and then I'll cue up the Game Boy to sing your part.
[25:52.280 --> 25:52.980]  I'm broke.
[25:53.900 --> 25:54.820]  So broke.
[25:55.860 --> 25:58.860]  Now the Game Boy is going to sing your part this next time, coming through.
[25:59.760 --> 26:00.520]  I'm broke.
[26:00.920 --> 26:01.600]  He's broke.
[26:01.760 --> 26:02.440]  So broke.
[26:02.620 --> 26:03.460]  So broke.
[26:03.680 --> 26:05.000]  You want to try it all with me one time?
[26:05.540 --> 26:05.920]  All right.
[26:07.300 --> 26:07.920]  I'm broke.
[26:08.960 --> 26:09.900]  So broke.
[26:10.860 --> 26:11.400]  Pretty good.
[26:11.500 --> 26:12.340]  Let's tighten up a little bit.
[26:13.400 --> 26:13.760]  Just kidding.
[26:13.800 --> 26:14.200]  You're doing great.
[26:14.780 --> 26:15.480]  I'm broke.
[26:15.940 --> 26:16.620]  He's broke.
[26:16.780 --> 26:17.360]  So broke.
[26:17.620 --> 26:18.420]  So broke.
[26:18.420 --> 26:18.900]  All right.
[26:19.040 --> 26:19.460]  You're killing it.
[26:19.580 --> 26:20.160]  You're doing a great job.
[26:20.260 --> 26:20.700]  Here we go.
[26:26.090 --> 26:29.810]  But while it's dry, my bank account's empty.
[26:29.990 --> 26:31.530]  I'd hypothesize why.
[26:31.810 --> 26:33.250]  But it's easy to see.
[26:33.470 --> 26:35.870]  Spend all my cash on dough and cheese.
[26:35.950 --> 26:37.070]  It's not funny.
[26:37.350 --> 26:40.810]  I'm all out of laughs and all out of money.
[26:41.050 --> 26:41.870]  I'm broke.
[26:42.570 --> 26:43.690]  So broke.
[26:43.970 --> 26:44.730]  So broke.
[26:44.730 --> 26:48.390]  My financial future is up in smoke.
[26:48.390 --> 26:49.350]  I'm broke.
[26:50.170 --> 26:51.190]  So broke.
[26:51.610 --> 26:52.190]  So broke.
[26:52.510 --> 26:54.230]  Spend all my cash on pizza.
[26:54.470 --> 26:55.750]  And that's no joke.
[26:55.750 --> 26:57.350]  Three bucks a slice.
[26:57.470 --> 26:58.450]  Two slices today.
[26:58.750 --> 26:59.050]  Crap.
[26:59.210 --> 27:00.370]  That adds up fast.
[27:00.490 --> 27:01.950]  How much cash is that gas?
[27:02.150 --> 27:03.390]  I'm out of math.
[27:03.430 --> 27:05.250]  I could probably buy a car.
[27:05.430 --> 27:07.050]  Or maybe pay my rent.
[27:07.310 --> 27:10.810]  Or return about half the money that I didn't lend.
[27:10.810 --> 27:11.870]  I'm broke.
[27:12.450 --> 27:13.530]  So broke.
[27:13.770 --> 27:14.750]  So broke.
[27:14.990 --> 27:14.990]  So broke.
[27:15.030 --> 27:18.330]  My financial future is up in smoke.
[27:18.690 --> 27:19.070]  I don't know.
[27:19.430 --> 27:20.830]  Cheese prices go up.
[27:20.970 --> 27:22.110]  Not getting better.
[27:22.250 --> 27:23.270]  Is it fellas?
[27:23.510 --> 27:26.070]  It's tough and there's so much cheddar on mozzarella.
[27:26.930 --> 27:28.350]  I could cut back.
[27:28.650 --> 27:30.370]  Or I could cold jerk and stop it.
[27:30.490 --> 27:32.070]  But I wouldn't like that.
[27:32.230 --> 27:34.210]  Those aren't optimal options.
[27:34.910 --> 27:36.150]  But she's so pretty.
[27:36.450 --> 27:37.710]  And pizza I trust.
[27:38.210 --> 27:39.790]  I don't want your pity.
[27:39.870 --> 27:41.530]  But I'll take your crust.
[27:41.730 --> 27:43.470]  Now someday if I'm rich.
[27:43.830 --> 27:45.230]  My wealth I won't flaunt.
[27:45.350 --> 27:48.990]  But I'll be able to buy as much pizza as I want.
[27:48.990 --> 27:52.770]  If it happens tomorrow we won't be too soon.
[27:52.770 --> 27:56.470]  I'll buy a pizza shaped rocket ship all the way to the moon.
[27:56.630 --> 27:57.530]  I'm broke.
[27:58.430 --> 27:59.190]  So broke.
[28:00.410 --> 28:04.070]  My financial future is up in smoke.
[28:04.070 --> 28:04.950]  I'm broke.
[28:05.710 --> 28:06.970]  So broke.
[28:07.710 --> 28:09.910]  Spent all my cash on pizza.
[28:10.410 --> 28:11.410]  And that's no joke.
[28:11.570 --> 28:13.350]  Well I got kicked out of my house.
[28:13.610 --> 28:15.310]  It was about time.
[28:15.310 --> 28:17.290]  But I've got all these boxes.
[28:17.310 --> 28:19.110]  So I'll be just fine.
[28:19.470 --> 28:22.770]  I will curl up right next to a big brick oven.
[28:23.070 --> 28:26.350]  And keep my heart so warm with pizza loving.
[28:26.490 --> 28:27.730]  Last time I'm broke.
[28:28.310 --> 28:29.310]  So broke.
[28:30.450 --> 28:34.070]  My financial future is up in smoke.
[28:34.230 --> 28:35.010]  I'm broke.
[28:35.410 --> 28:35.890]  I'm broke.
[28:36.190 --> 28:36.810]  So broke.
[28:37.390 --> 28:37.890]  I'm broke.
[28:38.210 --> 28:39.930]  Spent all my cash on pizza.
[28:40.230 --> 28:41.250]  And that's no joke.
[28:50.110 --> 28:54.330]  As you can imagine, the pizza songs quickly got weird.
[28:56.530 --> 28:59.350]  The first one I wrote was called Pizza Every Day.
[29:00.670 --> 29:03.290]  Which is about how you can eat pizza every day.
[29:04.650 --> 29:06.430]  Everyone knows this to be true.
[29:07.510 --> 29:08.750]  Then that was the second one.
[29:08.950 --> 29:12.750]  Then I wrote one that was called You're Not Invited to My Pizza Party.
[29:13.530 --> 29:16.630]  Which was about not inviting someone to your pizza party.
[29:17.270 --> 29:19.570]  But then halfway through, spoiler alert.
[29:19.830 --> 29:22.450]  It's actually about dissociative identity disorder.
[29:22.650 --> 29:24.930]  And you're the one that's not invited to the pizza party.
[29:25.570 --> 29:26.390]  It's a trip.
[29:28.490 --> 29:30.450]  And then I wrote... I don't know.
[29:30.830 --> 29:33.110]  Sometimes I write songs with no chorus.
[29:33.510 --> 29:34.730]  And it's like, what are you doing?
[29:35.250 --> 29:36.450]  No one wants that.
[29:36.870 --> 29:37.450]  Except me.
[29:38.230 --> 29:39.410]  I'm going to play one for you.
[29:39.970 --> 29:41.190]  We'll see if you like it.
[29:41.770 --> 29:42.530]  No pressure.
[29:43.410 --> 29:44.830]  Oh, that's not it.
[29:45.130 --> 29:47.210]  That song is called I'm an Idiot.
[29:49.110 --> 29:51.570]  It's about accidentally running over someone's dog.
[29:53.370 --> 29:54.250]  It's not true.
[29:54.510 --> 29:55.410]  It's not a true story.
[29:55.590 --> 29:56.110]  It didn't happen.
[29:56.350 --> 29:56.730]  Fiction.
[29:59.110 --> 30:00.210]  You're a great audience.
[30:00.370 --> 30:02.210]  Thank you so much for your support.
[30:02.410 --> 30:05.970]  I really do appreciate every single one of you being here.
[30:06.890 --> 30:07.850]  Happy Saturday.
[30:08.550 --> 30:10.870]  This song is called Waiting for the Delivery Guy.
[30:16.350 --> 30:17.450]  Still sounding good?
[30:18.330 --> 30:18.890]  Cool.
[30:19.670 --> 30:20.030]  Thank you.
[30:25.410 --> 30:26.750]  Long day at work.
[30:27.410 --> 30:29.490]  It was a long day at work.
[30:31.150 --> 30:33.770]  A slow, stinky bus ride home.
[30:34.530 --> 30:36.350]  I fell up the stairs.
[30:37.790 --> 30:39.410]  Who does that?
[30:41.250 --> 30:42.970]  So I say hi to my cat.
[30:43.170 --> 30:44.730]  Give him a little pat.
[30:44.930 --> 30:46.410]  Then I put down my phone.
[30:46.630 --> 30:48.170]  I don't want to chat.
[30:48.450 --> 30:49.930]  There's no one to call.
[30:50.370 --> 30:51.510]  It's kind of sad.
[30:51.510 --> 30:52.950]  I'm all alone.
[30:53.430 --> 30:55.070]  That's really sad.
[30:55.250 --> 30:57.350]  Looking through my fridge.
[30:57.910 --> 31:00.930]  I guess I could make some risotto.
[31:01.790 --> 31:03.290]  But laziness wins.
[31:04.410 --> 31:06.290]  Laziness wins again.
[31:08.030 --> 31:10.050]  My cat's on my lap.
[31:10.050 --> 31:11.750]  I want to take a nap.
[31:11.750 --> 31:13.310]  I pick up my phone.
[31:13.310 --> 31:15.050]  A speed dial so fast.
[31:15.890 --> 31:18.410]  One large mushroom with extra cheese.
[31:18.970 --> 31:20.770]  Call me when you get here.
[31:20.890 --> 31:21.770]  Pretty please.
[31:21.770 --> 31:23.570]  I'm watching the clock.
[31:24.950 --> 31:27.010]  I'm counting the seconds.
[31:28.650 --> 31:30.990]  Maybe it'll get here tomorrow.
[31:31.850 --> 31:33.670]  Or never I reckon.
[31:42.340 --> 31:43.740]  Perpetually sitting.
[31:45.380 --> 31:47.140]  On the edge of my chair.
[31:48.620 --> 31:49.960]  And I'll keep waiting.
[31:50.240 --> 31:50.540]  And waiting.
[31:50.860 --> 31:51.160]  And waiting.
[31:52.000 --> 31:52.420]  And waiting.
[31:52.680 --> 31:53.080]  And waiting.
[31:53.260 --> 31:53.720]  And waiting.
[31:54.080 --> 31:54.980]  And waiting.
[31:55.180 --> 31:56.240]  And waiting.
[31:56.560 --> 31:57.480]  And waiting.
[32:10.350 --> 32:10.790]  Waiting.
[32:11.150 --> 32:11.370]  Waiting.
[32:11.850 --> 32:11.950]  Waiting.
[32:11.950 --> 32:11.970]  Waiting.
[32:23.360 --> 32:23.620]  Waiting.
[32:23.880 --> 32:24.000]  Waiting.
[32:30.020 --> 32:30.600]  Waiting.
[32:36.640 --> 32:39.720]  Did I order right at pizza prime time?
[32:39.720 --> 32:42.980]  I'll be waiting forever for the delivery guy.
[32:43.280 --> 32:46.800]  I'm so hungry, I think I might die.
[32:47.060 --> 32:48.780]  Screaming in my head is wild.
[32:49.340 --> 32:53.120]  Oh, why did I order right at pizza prime time?
[32:53.120 --> 32:56.360]  I'll be waiting forever for the delivery guy.
[32:56.960 --> 32:59.200]  Waiting, waiting, waiting.
[33:00.020 --> 33:00.920]  Oh, shoot.
[33:03.880 --> 33:06.060]  The six missed calls.
[33:09.440 --> 33:10.120]  Hello?
[33:11.160 --> 33:13.060]  You're out front with the pizza?
[33:14.180 --> 33:16.000]  You've been there for how long?
[33:17.220 --> 33:19.160]  I'm so sorry, I'll be right out.
[33:20.240 --> 33:20.720]  Sorry.
[33:21.180 --> 33:21.580]  Thank you.
[33:21.800 --> 33:21.860]  Bye.
[33:26.020 --> 33:26.920]  Thank you.
[33:29.580 --> 33:31.720]  All right, you get to choose.
[33:33.280 --> 33:35.400]  We're cutting a little short because we started late.
[33:35.820 --> 33:42.020]  Do you want to hear an angsty song about never getting pizza?
[33:42.360 --> 33:46.740]  You're always finding empty boxes, but it's actually a dance remix of the angsty version.
[33:47.560 --> 33:51.280]  Or do you want to hear a brand new song called weird pizza?
[33:51.740 --> 33:54.540]  I might have to look at my phone for the lyrics on that one.
[33:54.780 --> 33:55.360]  Weird pizza.
[33:55.760 --> 33:55.820]  Okay.
[33:57.240 --> 33:58.600]  Spoiler alert, you might get both.
[34:01.140 --> 34:17.460]  So for this one, I'm using a device called the Dirty Wave M8 Tracker, which was lovingly created by Timothy Lamb, also known as Trash80, inspired by this program that you see behind the screen.
[34:17.940 --> 34:21.100]  It is built on a Teensy computer chip.
[34:22.480 --> 34:24.680]  You all probably know way more about that than I do.
[34:25.240 --> 34:26.560]  But it's built on a Teensy.
[34:26.800 --> 34:29.440]  It's got twice as many channels, eight channels.
[34:29.920 --> 34:34.380]  It can play really nice sounding samples, not the garbage you heard from that thing.
[34:34.380 --> 34:43.080]  And also does FM synthesis, some chiptune emulation synthesis based on the braid synthesis engines.
[34:43.460 --> 34:47.100]  Tim wrote his own reverb algorithm.
[34:47.660 --> 34:48.980]  This is a really cool thing.
[34:50.360 --> 34:50.960]  Yeah.
[34:59.250 --> 34:59.650]  It's a really cool thing.
[34:59.650 --> 35:00.470]  Thank you for your patience.
[35:02.330 --> 35:03.990]  I've got to make sure the volume is loud.
[35:05.390 --> 35:05.710]  Cool.
[35:10.020 --> 35:10.420]  Ha-ha!
[35:11.260 --> 35:12.180]  Was that too loud?
[35:12.920 --> 35:13.640]  A little too loud.
[35:16.920 --> 35:17.600]  Is that better?
[35:18.020 --> 35:18.420]  Cool.
[35:21.530 --> 35:24.550]  And I'm sorry, I told you I needed my lyrics, so I've got to look those up, too.
[35:25.590 --> 35:28.110]  Were you all expecting this level of professionalism?
[35:32.260 --> 35:33.220]  No response.
[35:34.080 --> 35:35.480]  Alright, this is Weird Pizza.
[35:41.440 --> 35:42.980]  Can you hear my voice clearly?
[35:44.060 --> 35:44.540]  Sick.
[35:56.260 --> 35:59.000]  It's Tuesday night, pizza night, my favorite day of the week.
[35:59.160 --> 36:01.680]  So psych for stuff for stuttering, slurring when I speak.
[36:02.160 --> 36:04.580]  Hunger calls, so I called the pizza man.
[36:04.580 --> 36:07.040]  I suppose I might have been tricky to understand.
[36:07.380 --> 36:09.900]  My speech was garbled, unintelligible at best.
[36:10.040 --> 36:12.760]  But they took my order and didn't ask any questions.
[36:13.060 --> 36:15.120]  I said thanks a lot, I can't wait.
[36:15.120 --> 36:17.800]  But when they dropped it off, I realized my mistake.
[36:17.880 --> 36:20.140]  They brought a weird pizza.
[36:21.120 --> 36:22.480]  It smelled a bit funny.
[36:22.860 --> 36:25.360]  They brought a weird pizza.
[36:25.600 --> 36:27.780]  But I spent all this money.
[36:27.780 --> 36:30.760]  It was a weird pizza.
[36:31.220 --> 36:32.960]  What was I supposed to say?
[36:32.960 --> 36:36.120]  They brought a weird pizza.
[36:36.500 --> 36:37.460]  I'ma eat it.
[36:37.880 --> 36:38.360]  Anyway.
[36:39.620 --> 36:41.280]  Immediate regret sank in.
[36:41.400 --> 36:42.160]  It was sinking deep.
[36:42.240 --> 36:43.340]  I can't describe the stank.
[36:43.520 --> 36:44.420]  The stink of the cheese.
[36:44.440 --> 36:45.240]  What could it be?
[36:45.420 --> 36:47.020]  Could this be it for me?
[36:47.220 --> 36:48.860]  Are those mushrooms or apricots?
[36:48.940 --> 36:49.720]  It's tough to see.
[36:49.900 --> 36:51.220]  What's this dust on the crust?
[36:51.320 --> 36:52.420]  What's this mystery mush?
[36:52.940 --> 36:55.020]  Why did the pizza guy betray my trust?
[36:55.020 --> 36:57.840]  I could not decide where I should begin.
[36:57.960 --> 36:59.240]  Only one way to find out.
[36:59.260 --> 37:00.480]  So I dove in.
[37:00.720 --> 37:02.820]  To the weird pizza.
[37:04.900 --> 37:08.100]  It was a weird pizza.
[37:09.380 --> 37:11.120]  This next part gets really weird.
[37:12.440 --> 37:13.480]  Weird pizza.
[37:14.120 --> 37:15.900]  A jumbled random mess.
[37:15.920 --> 37:18.720]  It was a weird pizza.
[37:19.360 --> 37:21.080]  But I digress.
[37:21.660 --> 37:23.240]  Now I'm feeling pretty desperate.
[37:23.420 --> 37:24.360]  I need something to eat.
[37:24.480 --> 37:27.020]  Even though it looks like trash and it smells like feet.
[37:27.020 --> 37:28.240]  I took a big bite.
[37:28.240 --> 37:29.640]  Cause I'm not a picky beat.
[37:29.780 --> 37:31.120]  But when I chomped down on the crust.
[37:31.200 --> 37:32.340]  You know I bust out my teeth.
[37:32.560 --> 37:33.740]  I swear this pizza had bark.
[37:33.940 --> 37:35.000]  But it was not wood.
[37:35.300 --> 37:36.760]  Many flavors and textures.
[37:36.960 --> 37:37.720]  None of them good.
[37:37.940 --> 37:38.840]  I could not discern.
[37:39.100 --> 37:40.380]  What was cornmeal or dirt?
[37:40.540 --> 37:41.940]  I got a mouth full of blood.
[37:42.120 --> 37:43.040]  And crumbs on my shirt.
[37:43.220 --> 37:44.220]  And you might be thinking.
[37:44.460 --> 37:45.780]  Could it get any worse?
[37:46.240 --> 37:47.300]  The sky starts to melt.
[37:47.380 --> 37:48.220]  I kill the universe.
[37:48.840 --> 37:49.900]  The sky starts to melt.
[37:49.980 --> 37:50.780]  I kill the universe.
[37:51.420 --> 37:52.600]  The clouds are standing still.
[37:52.820 --> 37:53.780]  The trees are wearing shirts.
[37:54.040 --> 37:55.280]  Wait, did the sky start to melt?
[37:55.340 --> 37:56.080]  I kill the universe?
[37:56.600 --> 37:58.700]  I think I might have really killed the universe.
[37:59.020 --> 38:00.200]  And you might be thinking.
[38:00.420 --> 38:02.140]  Wow, could it get any worse now?
[38:02.540 --> 38:03.200]  Well yeah, I could.
[38:03.400 --> 38:04.440]  Let me tell you how.
[38:04.840 --> 38:07.280]  I'm sinking into the cracks of my couch.
[38:07.620 --> 38:08.620]  My tongue swells up.
[38:08.720 --> 38:09.880]  It jumps out my mouth.
[38:10.220 --> 38:12.660]  The tingly sensation spreads to my hands.
[38:13.140 --> 38:15.200]  Aerosmith is my new favorite band.
[38:15.500 --> 38:17.760]  My skin bubbles up and all my hair falls out.
[38:17.900 --> 38:19.280]  I'm salivating excessively.
[38:19.380 --> 38:20.320]  Lots of drool in my mouth.
[38:20.440 --> 38:21.680]  I think I ate my plate.
[38:21.880 --> 38:23.300]  I could smell north and south.
[38:23.440 --> 38:25.740]  I'm excited for the new Marvel movie to come out.
[38:25.740 --> 38:27.260]  I can't find my shoes.
[38:27.380 --> 38:28.420]  Presidential election.
[38:28.660 --> 38:30.020]  I'm watching Blue's Clues.
[38:30.020 --> 38:31.140]  It turns into Inception.
[38:31.480 --> 38:35.080]  I'm fully convinced I live inside of this movie and then it all wears off.
[38:35.280 --> 38:36.580]  And I'm feeling pretty groovy.
[38:36.580 --> 38:38.780]  It was a weird pizza.
[38:39.740 --> 38:41.080]  I'll get it again.
[38:41.440 --> 38:43.980]  It was a weird pizza.
[38:44.080 --> 38:46.460]  Just to share it with my friends.
[38:46.460 --> 38:49.460]  It was a weird pizza.
[38:49.800 --> 38:51.700]  And it passed the test.
[38:51.700 --> 38:54.660]  It was a weird pizza.
[38:54.860 --> 38:56.860]  Just don't smell my breath.
[38:57.500 --> 38:58.680]  It was weird.
[39:13.520 --> 39:14.680]  That's weird pizza.
[39:15.020 --> 39:16.100]  It's new.
[39:40.370 --> 39:41.890]  I've been doing this a long time.
[39:42.970 --> 39:43.730]  I can...
[39:43.730 --> 39:46.670]  When you've been doing this as long as I have, you can kind of read a crowd.
[39:47.550 --> 39:48.270]  You know?
[39:50.250 --> 39:55.270]  And I can tell when a crowd is ready for some more Game Boy Polka.
[39:55.270 --> 39:56.190]  Polka.
[40:44.710 --> 40:45.490]  Thank you.
[40:45.690 --> 40:47.310]  That is the clarinet polka.
[40:51.340 --> 40:53.080]  I've been doing this a real long time.
[40:54.660 --> 40:58.020]  You can kind of read an audience when you've been doing this as long as I have been.
[40:59.400 --> 41:06.180]  And you can really tell when they're ready for the exact same Game Boy Polka.
[41:07.440 --> 41:09.480]  40 beats per minute faster.
[41:47.000 --> 41:47.660]  Thank you.
[41:50.680 --> 41:52.140]  I've been doing this a long time.
[41:53.100 --> 41:53.720]  Just kidding.
[41:53.800 --> 41:55.020]  You thought I was going to do that again?
[41:58.200 --> 42:00.080]  How fast do you think a Game Boy can go?
[42:04.900 --> 42:07.440]  How does 295 beats per minute sound?
[42:10.380 --> 42:11.820]  Are you sure you want it?
[42:12.980 --> 42:14.760]  You don't sound sure.
[42:16.620 --> 42:17.200]  Okay.
[42:49.560 --> 42:51.620]  I've been doing this...
[42:52.270 --> 42:53.520]  No, this is my first show.
[42:54.600 --> 42:55.640]  Just kidding.
[42:58.240 --> 42:59.600]  How are we doing on time?
[43:01.820 --> 43:02.860]  Keep going.
[43:03.200 --> 43:03.940]  All right, all right.
[43:09.160 --> 43:11.880]  Let's see if the guitar is in tune after that polka fest.
[43:17.780 --> 43:19.440]  You know what that sounds like to me?
[43:20.300 --> 43:20.980]  Close enough.
[43:21.380 --> 43:21.780]  Stop.
[43:22.300 --> 43:22.720]  Okay.
[43:23.360 --> 43:25.160]  Thank you so much for having me.
[43:30.800 --> 43:32.100]  My name is Sam Mulligan.
[43:32.670 --> 43:33.380]  You've been wonderful.
[43:34.820 --> 43:35.060]  Jesus.