[00:03.140 --> 00:08.580]  And the prostitutes figured out that they could sit inside and not be bothered as long as they didn't make any noise.
[00:09.400 --> 00:10.640]  So they'd be very friendly.
[00:10.820 --> 00:12.160]  They'd welcome you to the Hotel Penn.
[00:15.810 --> 00:20.510]  I also heard the story about two people who made it their goal to go on the roof of the Hotel Penn.
[00:20.830 --> 00:26.950]  And going on the roof of your hotel in your suburban hacker con is a whole other proposition than a New York City hotel.
[00:27.170 --> 00:40.650]  And what he told me was, the two guys that came out of a hidden hatch at them, one guy had a straight-up pipe, but the other guy had an interesting weapon.
[00:40.850 --> 00:50.010]  It was actually a bat, but the bat had been cut in half with a one-foot bolt screwed into the end.
[00:50.550 --> 00:54.990]  He was prepared for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
[00:56.830 --> 01:04.790]  Anyway, the Hotel Penn is now rubble in the ground and you live here among the growing seedlings of HOPE 2022.
[01:05.290 --> 01:05.850]  So good.
[01:06.150 --> 01:06.430]  Wow.
[01:06.910 --> 01:11.030]  And like I said, this is the beginnings.
[01:11.350 --> 01:14.910]  So they had a few thousand people at the others.
[01:14.910 --> 01:24.310]  And so, inevitably, people would wander into the Hackers Got Talent area a bit lubricated.
[01:24.510 --> 01:27.490]  And so, as a result, things got a little out of hand.
[01:27.610 --> 01:28.850]  Perhaps it will be quieter this time.
[01:28.910 --> 01:29.330]  We don't know.
[01:29.330 --> 01:36.550]  But the whole purpose of Hackers Got Talent is just for a fun little moment.
[01:37.430 --> 01:48.170]  A non-binding, pleasant, enjoyable demonstration of the myriad of talents at the HOPE event.
[01:48.170 --> 01:50.950]  And just having a way for people to enjoy themselves.
[01:51.350 --> 02:00.630]  And I will be as respectful or as disrespectful as circumstances permit.
[02:01.810 --> 02:02.570]  We'll see.
[02:03.750 --> 02:07.090]  But no matter what comes out of my mouth, I believe in you.
[02:11.410 --> 02:12.250]  Just checking.
[02:12.250 --> 02:13.690]  Is there anybody else here?
[02:17.370 --> 02:20.370]  Well, this man isn't a contestant.
[02:20.450 --> 02:21.750]  You started early.
[02:21.830 --> 02:22.690]  This man is a judge.
[02:22.810 --> 02:23.070]  No, no, no.
[02:23.110 --> 02:23.890]  I was warming...
[02:23.890 --> 02:25.830]  I'm my own f*cking warm-up.
[02:26.970 --> 02:28.690]  I'm my own warm-up comedian.
[02:29.010 --> 02:29.350]  Awesome.
[02:30.190 --> 02:32.190]  So this man is not a contestant.
[02:32.210 --> 02:32.690]  I'm your facilitator.
[02:33.310 --> 02:35.770]  He is my facilitator and co-judge.
[02:37.190 --> 02:37.710]  So...
[02:37.710 --> 02:40.570]  And in fact, our third judge is over here.
[02:45.960 --> 02:47.020]  Say hello to these.
[02:47.480 --> 02:47.820]  Hello.
[02:48.280 --> 02:49.080]  There we go.
[02:50.140 --> 02:50.620]  So...
[02:50.620 --> 02:50.900]  So...
[02:50.900 --> 02:51.160]  Oh, no.
[02:51.240 --> 02:53.440]  You thought that it was only going to be my voice.
[02:53.600 --> 02:55.100]  But no, we have three judges.
[02:56.400 --> 02:56.880]  And...
[02:56.880 --> 02:59.020]  Well, also, they also gave me a hard stop.
[02:59.660 --> 03:00.660]  Can you believe that?
[03:01.760 --> 03:02.500]  Oh, that...
[03:02.500 --> 03:04.940]  To me, that's like saying we found a lump.
[03:06.100 --> 03:10.860]  But we have a hard stop because they've actually packed in other events that have occurred here.
[03:10.860 --> 03:14.700]  So I'm really happy that you decided to make this part of the fun.
[03:14.800 --> 03:16.360]  And we'll go where this thing needs to.
[03:16.480 --> 03:19.680]  But at this moment, we only have three contestants.
[03:20.180 --> 03:21.620]  We have three contestants.
[03:21.840 --> 03:22.280]  Amazing.
[03:22.680 --> 03:23.060]  Interesting.
[03:23.620 --> 03:24.520]  But only three.
[03:24.660 --> 03:27.860]  Is there a fourth person who's like, actually...
[03:28.960 --> 03:30.640]  I mean, it's been a while.
[03:31.100 --> 03:32.120]  It's been a while.
[03:32.440 --> 03:36.260]  I mean, I was the world champion in my county when I did this.
[03:36.260 --> 03:37.920]  But I could do this.
[03:38.060 --> 03:38.800]  Do you got something?
[03:38.980 --> 03:40.060]  Something in the back pocket?
[03:40.920 --> 03:42.040]  Anything going on?
[03:43.560 --> 03:44.080]  No?
[03:44.760 --> 03:45.820]  We have a...
[03:45.820 --> 03:50.500]  We have a situation that you might not have gotten the memo on from corporate.
[03:51.620 --> 03:53.500]  Last night, we had Hacker Karaoke.
[03:53.760 --> 03:54.560]  Is Lisa in the house?
[03:54.740 --> 03:56.060]  Lisa is already in the three.
[03:56.340 --> 04:00.340]  So Lisa is in the house by virtue of having kicked ass...
[04:00.340 --> 04:00.600]  Okay.
[04:00.740 --> 04:02.320]  ...in Hacker Karaoke last night.
[04:02.320 --> 04:02.440]  Perfect.
[04:05.210 --> 04:08.210]  And let me explain what Hacker Karaoke is about.
[04:08.530 --> 04:13.910]  It's about courage to get up and sing and courage to be judged.
[04:14.170 --> 04:21.550]  So what this means is this should strike fear into the hearts of potential contestants here.
[04:21.590 --> 04:32.070]  And those who may have courage, if you have courage, if you have sufficient courage, you need to stand up and compete in Hackers Got Talent.
[04:33.470 --> 04:37.530]  You know, I almost had them coaxed out of the gopher hole.
[04:37.890 --> 04:41.530]  And now they've skittered back down in fear of the onslaught.
[04:41.550 --> 04:42.590]  Some people need a challenge.
[04:43.610 --> 04:45.850]  Some people need to be coddled.
[04:47.370 --> 04:50.850]  The coddled do not belong on this stage.
[04:52.150 --> 04:53.490]  Oh, okay.
[04:54.110 --> 04:54.770]  All right.
[04:54.890 --> 04:56.550]  So we're going full ham is what you're saying.
[04:56.570 --> 04:57.030]  They're not going to make it.
[04:57.450 --> 04:57.690]  All right.
[04:57.690 --> 04:59.390]  They can't...
[05:01.660 --> 05:03.820]  Bad cop antichrist.
[05:04.000 --> 05:06.060]  You can be the lukewarm water in between.
[05:06.460 --> 05:06.720]  Okay.
[05:09.100 --> 05:09.860]  Have a seat.
[05:10.420 --> 05:11.080]  Have a seat.
[05:11.180 --> 05:13.040]  Let's go start to think about how we're going to do this.
[05:13.520 --> 05:15.600]  We like to do this a little bit informal.
[05:16.460 --> 05:22.160]  We like to really encourage people before we destroy their spirit and their heart.
[05:22.160 --> 05:26.060]  It sounds to me like you are the finalists.
[05:26.680 --> 05:28.980]  Like I should give these other folks a little...
[05:28.980 --> 05:32.680]  You're going to come in and you're going to wrecking ball these poor bastards.
[05:33.280 --> 05:34.420]  Let's start simple.
[05:35.460 --> 05:37.020]  Let's start an approach.
[05:37.160 --> 05:38.940]  What was the nature of your act?
[05:39.940 --> 05:41.640]  What was the nature of your act?
[05:41.860 --> 05:43.280]  Mine is called Surprise Symphony.
[05:43.640 --> 05:44.420]  Surprise Symphony.
[05:45.420 --> 05:47.400]  Does yours have a name?
[05:47.400 --> 05:48.660]  What would you call it?
[05:49.580 --> 05:52.400]  It's a do-it-yourself wearable computer.
[05:53.200 --> 05:54.420]  Do-it-yourself...
[05:54.420 --> 05:54.520]  Okay.
[05:55.400 --> 05:55.900]  So...
[05:57.180 --> 05:58.540]  I got to get you folks in.
[05:58.660 --> 06:01.280]  I got to get this wall painting moving.
[06:02.800 --> 06:06.100]  So we have two acts.
[06:06.100 --> 06:08.980]  Which would you like to see first?
[06:10.460 --> 06:17.320]  Surprise Symphony or do-it-yourself wearable computer?
[06:17.820 --> 06:18.740]  Do-it-yourself.
[06:18.740 --> 06:19.660]  Do-it-yourself.
[06:19.780 --> 06:21.660]  That's what they tell me all the time.
[06:21.760 --> 06:22.380]  That's what I'm doing.
[06:23.360 --> 06:24.980]  Can I get a show of...
[06:24.980 --> 06:25.700]  I don't know.
[06:26.400 --> 06:27.000]  Hands.
[06:27.620 --> 06:29.560]  Do-it-yourself wearable computer.
[06:29.800 --> 06:30.360]  Hands.
[06:31.420 --> 06:32.300]  Okay, okay, okay.
[06:32.740 --> 06:34.700]  And Surprise Symphony.
[06:35.900 --> 06:37.020]  Oh, a smattering.
[06:37.300 --> 06:38.180]  Okay, Surprise Symphony.
[06:38.180 --> 06:39.200]  You are number two.
[06:39.900 --> 06:41.240]  Do-it-yourself wearable computer.
[06:41.380 --> 06:42.160]  Please come forward.
[06:42.460 --> 06:43.840]  Let's go find you a place.
[06:48.140 --> 06:51.560]  A.V., I believe it's easier if we just put him on the podium, correct?
[06:52.200 --> 06:52.680]  Probably.
[06:52.680 --> 06:53.300]  Is that the easiest?
[06:53.620 --> 06:54.360]  Okay, thank you.
[06:54.440 --> 06:56.060]  We are down one right now.
[06:57.280 --> 07:00.160]  Mr. Newby had to go retrieve something.
[07:00.400 --> 07:02.600]  Mr. Newby's always got something going on.
[07:03.040 --> 07:06.200]  That man is a side hustle built of side hustles.
[07:06.200 --> 07:06.560]  Yeah.
[07:06.940 --> 07:07.580]  All right.
[07:10.750 --> 07:13.030]  So, uh, uh...
[07:13.570 --> 07:14.650]  Let's give him a moment.
[07:17.050 --> 07:19.390]  You know, actually, for the people who are...
[07:19.390 --> 07:21.390]  You can come up and go as you need to if you need to.
[07:21.670 --> 07:24.550]  I will not smash a single thing you own, I promise.
[07:24.690 --> 07:24.910]  Okay.
[07:24.910 --> 07:25.970]  I'll keep on...
[07:25.970 --> 07:27.170]  I'll keep on...
[07:27.170 --> 07:28.050]  I look...
[07:28.050 --> 07:28.830]  I look nervous.
[07:29.050 --> 07:29.370]  I look...
[07:29.370 --> 07:30.210]  I look like a...
[07:30.810 --> 07:33.610]  I look like a, uh, um...
[07:34.610 --> 07:37.170]  A cacophony of discombobulation.
[07:37.170 --> 07:38.790]  But in fact, I've never had a drink.
[07:38.970 --> 07:41.630]  So this is not gonna be the night that I smash into things drunkenly.
[07:41.910 --> 07:42.730]  But you never know.
[07:42.930 --> 07:50.330]  So while he's setting up, and give a yell when he's set up properly, I have a little magic trick I like to do.
[07:50.910 --> 07:54.890]  Some of you may have come to HOPE without a hacker name.
[07:56.150 --> 07:57.970]  Because you just thought you were just gonna show up.
[07:58.030 --> 08:02.730]  But now that you're here, and you're hearing all these amazing hacker names, you feel like you need one.
[08:02.730 --> 08:09.770]  So, if anybody needs a hacker name, I'm happy to look at you and give you one.
[08:10.270 --> 08:13.990]  So if anyone's got a need for a hacker name...
[08:14.350 --> 08:16.650]  Oh, everyone's pointing at, uh, Mr. Mask here.
[08:16.910 --> 08:18.070]  Do you need a hacker name?
[08:18.290 --> 08:18.730]  I do.
[08:19.010 --> 08:19.430]  Okay.
[08:19.730 --> 08:20.670]  Cactus Jim.
[08:22.010 --> 08:23.530]  Who else needs...
[08:26.570 --> 08:27.690]  Mega Stick.
[08:28.270 --> 08:28.870]  Your...
[08:28.870 --> 08:30.250]  Oh, let's see.
[08:34.400 --> 08:35.600]  Bright Highway.
[08:36.400 --> 08:37.080]  Over here.
[08:37.200 --> 08:37.660]  What's yours?
[08:38.020 --> 08:38.540]  Let's see.
[08:43.120 --> 08:44.240]  The data truck.
[08:44.960 --> 08:45.840]  Um, your...
[08:45.840 --> 08:46.780]  Let's see.
[08:46.900 --> 08:47.340]  Who else is...
[08:47.340 --> 08:48.180]  Oh, you need one?
[08:50.280 --> 08:54.780]  Cue ball, but it's the letter Q, and the A has the two dots over it.
[08:55.440 --> 08:55.840]  What...
[08:57.220 --> 08:59.000]  Anybody else in need of a hacker name?
[08:59.080 --> 08:59.520]  I know he's...
[08:59.520 --> 09:01.640]  You can go like, I got my hacker name at HOPE.
[09:01.680 --> 09:02.920]  I'll get you in a moment, Soma.
[09:04.160 --> 09:04.560]  Um...
[09:04.560 --> 09:05.220]  Okay.
[09:05.680 --> 09:06.080]  All right.
[09:06.540 --> 09:08.180]  Hold your mask down for one second.
[09:09.440 --> 09:09.880]  Freckles.
[09:10.240 --> 09:10.700]  Let's see.
[09:11.180 --> 09:11.620]  You're...
[09:12.240 --> 09:12.940]  Let's see.
[09:13.260 --> 09:14.100]  Over here.
[09:14.600 --> 09:16.200]  I'm gonna go with...
[09:17.220 --> 09:18.040]  Flip side.
[09:18.260 --> 09:19.840]  With a one for the, uh, I.
[09:19.980 --> 09:21.180]  That's a good flip side.
[09:21.980 --> 09:22.420]  Oh!
[09:22.720 --> 09:23.040]  But...
[09:23.040 --> 09:24.700]  I feel like you have a hacker name.
[09:24.780 --> 09:25.040]  You don't...
[09:25.040 --> 09:26.080]  If you win hacker...
[09:26.080 --> 09:28.020]  You won hacker karaoke without a...
[09:28.020 --> 09:31.260]  Without a hacker name, that's like going to space without a seat belt.
[09:31.380 --> 09:32.540]  That just seems...
[09:34.320 --> 09:35.140]  Oh, boy.
[09:35.280 --> 09:35.580]  Let's see.
[09:35.700 --> 09:36.600]  We're gonna need one.
[09:38.120 --> 09:38.560]  Uh...
[09:38.560 --> 09:39.180]  Quick time.
[09:41.940 --> 09:42.520]  All right.
[09:42.560 --> 09:42.860]  Over here.
[09:43.000 --> 09:43.260]  Let's see.
[09:43.640 --> 09:44.140]  Hacker name.
[09:44.280 --> 09:44.720]  Let's see.
[09:47.520 --> 09:48.180]  I'm gonna...
[09:48.180 --> 09:49.180]  I'm gonna go with...
[09:52.340 --> 09:54.000]  I'm gonna go with ham sandwich.
[09:55.260 --> 09:56.420]  Four's for both A's.
[09:57.040 --> 09:57.480]  Okay.
[09:57.840 --> 09:58.320]  All right.
[09:58.420 --> 09:59.200]  Take that to the bank.
[09:59.380 --> 10:00.080]  Take that to the bank.
[10:00.480 --> 10:00.780]  Oh!
[10:00.920 --> 10:01.420]  Oh, really?
[10:01.560 --> 10:02.460]  You'll go for it.
[10:02.600 --> 10:03.160]  Let's see.
[10:03.940 --> 10:04.380]  Patchwork.
[10:04.780 --> 10:05.180]  Okay.
[10:05.460 --> 10:05.940]  Let's see.
[10:05.980 --> 10:07.040]  I believe we're ready.
[10:07.260 --> 10:07.880]  Oh, we're ready.
[10:08.040 --> 10:08.240]  We're ready.
[10:08.340 --> 10:08.640]  Don't worry.
[10:08.780 --> 10:10.820]  Other hacker names come in between.
[10:10.880 --> 10:11.480]  Don't worry.
[10:11.900 --> 10:13.300]  So, here we have...
[10:13.300 --> 10:19.140]  I believe the phrase is, do-it-yourself wearable computer is our first entrant.
[10:19.260 --> 10:21.140]  And if somebody's wandered in and gone, wait!
[10:21.680 --> 10:26.380]  And it's one of your terrible nightmares where you missed your chance to enter, we got space for you.
[10:26.380 --> 10:27.080]  So, come up to me.
[10:28.260 --> 10:31.020]  So, tell me more about yourself, do-it-yourself wearable computer.
[10:32.500 --> 10:33.380]  My name's Matt.
[10:33.380 --> 10:34.480]  I go by Matt the Maker.
[10:35.500 --> 10:36.940]  I make all kinds of stuff.
[10:37.080 --> 10:38.020]  It's what I do for fun.
[10:38.240 --> 10:44.600]  So, I made my do-it-yourself wearable, kind of like Google Glass, but not shitty.
[10:47.320 --> 10:56.420]  So, I have the setup so I can hold it, but I have a user interface that is tied in with the camera.
[10:56.920 --> 11:01.460]  You can record videos for Twitter, tweet pictures.
[11:01.460 --> 11:05.200]  I have Cody with plenty of add-ons.
[11:06.240 --> 11:09.100]  RetroPie with Super Nintendo and Nintendo games.
[11:10.840 --> 11:13.980]  I have the Matrix, just because sometimes you need to go to the Matrix.
[11:19.330 --> 11:23.090]  And, so there's a button on the back of the hat, which is the start-stop button.
[11:23.330 --> 11:25.190]  And it starts the application launcher.
[11:26.450 --> 11:28.990]  And then I'm going to tweet a picture.
[11:30.070 --> 11:32.290]  So, let's see if this comes out okay, if I can hold it.
[11:33.030 --> 11:34.870]  Oh, this light's really bright, but that's fine.
[11:38.670 --> 11:44.370]  So, I just tweeted that picture, hopefully, if my connection was any good.
[11:44.370 --> 11:51.790]  I need the one person in the audience who enters a complaint that the hat doxxed them.
[11:53.530 --> 11:54.590]  Apologies ahead of time.
[11:54.750 --> 11:58.170]  So, this is a hat running Linux.
[11:58.470 --> 11:58.810]  Yeah.
[11:58.810 --> 11:59.850]  I think you buried the lead.
[12:00.470 --> 12:01.430]  It's a hat buried.
[12:01.490 --> 12:03.430]  How much brain cancer does this thing cause?
[12:04.050 --> 12:04.930]  We'll find out.
[12:05.090 --> 12:08.790]  Like, when you put it on, do you start having old memories show up realistically?
[12:09.650 --> 12:10.510]  Just trekking.
[12:11.870 --> 12:13.050]  What does it run on?
[12:13.230 --> 12:13.950]  What's it run on?
[12:14.010 --> 12:14.630]  A battery pack?
[12:15.890 --> 12:17.450]  Yeah, I run it off a battery pack.
[12:17.690 --> 12:19.210]  It is a PI02.
[12:19.610 --> 12:20.910]  And there's an audio hat.
[12:21.070 --> 12:22.950]  And this is the second version I've made.
[12:23.150 --> 12:24.850]  So, this audio hat has microphones.
[12:24.850 --> 12:30.550]  So, my live streaming and my recorded videos actually have audio.
[12:30.730 --> 12:32.550]  The first version, it was just silent.
[12:32.950 --> 12:34.670]  How long was the build time, Matt?
[12:35.010 --> 12:37.490]  It takes about 20 minutes to make one of these.
[12:37.490 --> 12:37.570]  screws.
[12:37.830 --> 12:40.850]  All you need is a screwdriver, a heat gun, and a soldering iron.
[12:41.710 --> 12:43.850]  And it's held together with zip ties and heat shrink.
[12:44.950 --> 12:45.270]  Wonderful.
[12:45.710 --> 12:46.930]  Can you wear it on your head?
[12:47.210 --> 12:47.710]  Oh, yeah.
[12:47.870 --> 12:50.590]  I didn't want to put it on because I wanted to show the interface.
[12:50.630 --> 12:53.030]  But, yeah, I've been wearing it around a little bit.
[12:54.250 --> 12:54.890]  Excellent, excellent.
[12:54.890 --> 12:56.370]  I think it's time to put on the hat.
[12:56.530 --> 12:57.270]  Can you wear it for us, please?
[12:57.590 --> 12:58.910]  Yeah, it'll just take me a minute to get ready.
[12:58.990 --> 13:02.930]  I know, but can you also, like, walk, turn, and then walk back?
[13:03.330 --> 13:04.970]  And with, like, a little bit of attitude.
[13:05.370 --> 13:05.570]  Okay.
[13:05.790 --> 13:06.070]  Yeah.
[13:06.070 --> 13:06.450]  Perfect.
[13:07.270 --> 13:07.630]  Excellent.
[13:07.850 --> 13:09.850]  Are there any other questions for Matt the Hat?
[13:12.930 --> 13:13.670]  Give him a question.
[13:14.390 --> 13:16.030]  No, I just wanted to slap your hand.
[13:16.110 --> 13:17.030]  Oh, slap my hand.
[13:17.270 --> 13:18.190]  Jesus Christ, dude.
[13:18.310 --> 13:19.190]  This is not the time.
[13:19.610 --> 13:20.050]  Let's see.
[13:20.650 --> 13:28.250]  Is there any other questions for Matt the Hat before he demonstrates, finally, the wearability of the wearable computer?
[13:28.610 --> 13:30.790]  Because you're right, by the way, Judge.
[13:31.050 --> 13:31.790]  That is important.
[13:32.050 --> 13:36.030]  I mean, it's a wearable computer and you hold it on your hand like a ventriloquist act.
[13:36.950 --> 13:40.950]  I'm just wondering if you code it in a way to have people sign releases.
[13:43.830 --> 13:44.790]  Oh, yeah.
[13:45.950 --> 13:48.290]  Does it have a release thing or is it just...
[13:48.290 --> 13:52.010]  Have you just added to the panopticon of the secret government conspiracy?
[13:52.270 --> 13:54.050]  Take everyone's blurry photo with a hat.
[13:57.910 --> 13:58.510]  All right.
[13:59.590 --> 13:59.830]  Okay.
[14:01.710 --> 14:03.270]  Matt is going to demonstrate.
[14:03.590 --> 14:04.450]  I'm just going to put it on.
[14:04.590 --> 14:08.670]  I'm not going to power it up because that would take me a little bit more time to get that set up.
[14:08.810 --> 14:09.090]  Yes.
[14:09.090 --> 14:16.050]  We also have a slight understandable resistance from the audience to not just randomly be recorded by a talent show performer.
[14:16.170 --> 14:17.170]  I get that.
[14:18.050 --> 14:18.730]  Hey, now.
[14:19.470 --> 14:20.270]  Hey, now.
[14:23.090 --> 14:24.250]  Come on over, man.
[14:28.030 --> 14:28.750]  Careful walk.
[14:28.930 --> 14:29.590]  There you go.
[14:31.930 --> 14:37.710]  Matt the Hat presents Do It Yourself Wearable.
[14:37.950 --> 14:39.470]  That's our first of the night.
[14:41.490 --> 14:41.850]  Fantastic.
[14:42.730 --> 14:43.470]  Let's get his name.
[14:43.630 --> 14:46.090]  Make sure you have his name down so we know who we're picking from.
[14:46.190 --> 14:47.150]  Don't go too far.
[14:47.590 --> 14:51.310]  Hang out maybe in the front over here because we may need to call you back up again for voting.
[14:51.850 --> 14:53.770]  I want to say for the people who've just wandered in.
[14:53.970 --> 14:54.710]  Yes, this is it.
[14:54.710 --> 14:59.170]  Number two, if you have a talent in the back of your pocket, this is your time to shine.
[14:59.370 --> 15:01.770]  So don't be afraid to come and get my attention.
[15:02.130 --> 15:03.630]  Right now we have three entries.
[15:04.390 --> 15:06.110]  Those three entries are going to be...
[15:06.110 --> 15:12.070]  It's going to be like a dragon's hoard of gifts shound upon them just for making that first bold step.
[15:12.230 --> 15:15.490]  But you could also be part of this wondrous crowd.
[15:15.490 --> 15:15.990]  Okay.
[15:16.550 --> 15:17.110]  So...
[15:17.110 --> 15:18.390]  I think it's number two.
[15:18.850 --> 15:19.370]  I think you're number two.
[15:19.470 --> 15:19.810]  Come on in.
[15:27.810 --> 15:28.370]  Okay.
[15:28.370 --> 15:28.910]  So you...
[15:28.910 --> 15:29.610]  Let's see.
[15:29.650 --> 15:34.730]  As I recall, you need 3.5 audio jack and HDMI.
[15:35.330 --> 15:36.050]  Yeah, you got it.
[15:36.410 --> 15:36.690]  Okay.
[15:37.030 --> 15:37.510]  All right.
[15:37.590 --> 15:38.070]  He's on it.
[15:38.990 --> 15:42.570]  Do we have any other need for a hacker name?
[15:42.570 --> 15:42.610]  Hmm.
[15:43.150 --> 15:44.470]  Anybody else here need a hacker name?
[15:44.870 --> 15:45.530]  You all set?
[15:45.690 --> 15:45.970]  Good, good.
[15:46.110 --> 15:46.530]  Oh, God.
[15:46.610 --> 15:48.450]  The new people who came in are like, what the hell's going on?
[15:49.490 --> 15:49.890]  Hmm.
[15:50.470 --> 15:50.870]  Scrimshaw.
[15:51.830 --> 15:56.310]  Anybody else have a need for any hacker names in the town?
[15:56.530 --> 15:56.930]  Let's see.
[15:57.730 --> 15:58.290]  Do, do, do, do.
[15:58.590 --> 15:59.170]  No, no, no, no.
[15:59.370 --> 15:59.870]  Can't see.
[16:01.450 --> 16:06.510]  Well, my general rule is I never foist a hacker name on someone.
[16:06.750 --> 16:11.310]  You either discover it for yourself or you request yourself to get one.
[16:11.310 --> 16:14.250]  And then regret it immediately.
[16:15.710 --> 16:16.890]  Regret it immediately.
[16:18.570 --> 16:19.010]  Hmm?
[16:20.070 --> 16:21.770]  So you're summoning the spirits.
[16:22.090 --> 16:24.650]  What happens is that I look at somebody and I kind of...
[16:24.650 --> 16:25.810]  It's harder without the mask.
[16:25.970 --> 16:26.970]  With the mask, I mean, of course.
[16:27.150 --> 16:30.330]  But what I do is I look at somebody and I say, this is what...
[16:30.330 --> 16:36.630]  This is the person that surprises you at the mall when you all agree to meet for pizza.
[16:37.890 --> 16:39.530]  And from that, the names come.
[16:40.430 --> 16:41.750]  Oh, holy names.
[16:41.950 --> 16:42.910]  How are you doing for the setup?
[16:44.050 --> 16:44.670]  Looking good.
[16:44.690 --> 16:45.310]  Looking good?
[16:45.510 --> 16:45.870]  Okay, okay.
[16:49.920 --> 16:50.420]  Hmm.
[16:52.520 --> 16:53.380]  I mean, look.
[16:53.580 --> 16:54.140]  Hey, look.
[16:54.420 --> 16:57.120]  I've gone to talent shows with just three entries.
[16:57.440 --> 16:58.210]  That's a good day.
[16:58.490 --> 16:59.320]  That's a nice night.
[17:00.760 --> 17:04.260]  Are you looking for a hacker name or are you entering?
[17:09.040 --> 17:09.680]  Hacker name.
[17:09.820 --> 17:10.860]  You just want a hacker name.
[17:11.400 --> 17:11.640]  Hacker name.
[17:14.580 --> 17:14.960]  Hmm.
[17:15.680 --> 17:16.240]  Oh, no.
[17:20.080 --> 17:20.920]  Brush warp.
[17:21.860 --> 17:22.300]  Whoops.
[17:22.680 --> 17:24.740]  You can choose if it's underscore or dash.
[17:24.900 --> 17:25.420]  That's up to you.
[17:25.960 --> 17:27.080]  Take that home and work on it.
[17:27.140 --> 17:28.460]  Brush warp or brush underscore warp.
[17:28.560 --> 17:29.280]  It could be either.
[17:29.960 --> 17:30.400]  Okay.
[17:30.400 --> 17:30.520]  Okay.
[17:31.220 --> 17:39.640]  I like that I'm offering to have someone become the star of a show and all they want is a silly hacker name out of a shiny guy in a suit.
[17:41.040 --> 17:41.400]  That's...
[17:42.360 --> 17:43.480]  What a weird world.
[17:44.020 --> 17:45.700]  No wonder crypto sells so well.
[17:45.820 --> 17:45.960]  Okay.
[17:46.140 --> 17:46.480]  So...
[17:47.720 --> 17:48.440]  You got...
[17:48.440 --> 17:49.520]  You think you got it?
[17:49.640 --> 17:49.800]  All right?
[17:49.960 --> 17:50.600]  I think so, yes.
[17:50.600 --> 17:51.040]  Okay.
[17:51.340 --> 17:54.660]  So, as I've been told, this is the Surprise Symphony.
[17:55.680 --> 17:58.020]  He's actually feeding in onto the video.
[17:58.200 --> 18:01.900]  We can see the tracker from here if we just wait a moment.
[18:02.960 --> 18:05.360]  And I see that it will be 104 seconds.
[18:05.680 --> 18:07.120]  Hold your applause to the end.
[18:08.580 --> 18:09.320]  Is this on?
[18:09.480 --> 18:10.260]  Can you guys hear me okay?
[18:12.240 --> 18:13.600]  So, this is called...
[18:14.240 --> 18:14.980]  My name is Ramon.
[18:15.160 --> 18:15.320]  Hi.
[18:19.790 --> 18:20.230]  Ramon!
[18:22.250 --> 18:23.610]  And to give you...
[18:23.610 --> 18:27.710]  I don't want to give away too much information, but this is called the Surprise Symphony.
[18:28.010 --> 18:29.830]  It's an Ableton Live set.
[18:30.170 --> 18:31.870]  I don't know if you know Ableton Live.
[18:31.870 --> 18:35.250]  If you do, it's a live performance audio workstation.
[18:37.670 --> 18:39.590]  And I'm not the one with talent.
[18:39.910 --> 18:41.350]  Ableton Live is the one with talent.
[18:42.290 --> 18:48.510]  So, Ableton Live is going to perform a piece for you with some input from me.
[18:49.470 --> 18:50.630]  Audio input from me.
[18:50.870 --> 18:52.010]  But it makes all the decisions.
[18:52.310 --> 18:53.790]  It's going to do every...
[18:53.790 --> 18:55.010]  It's going to do the heavy lifting.
[18:55.850 --> 18:56.330]  What's that?
[18:57.410 --> 18:58.350]  Yeah, it's the Overlord.
[18:58.510 --> 18:58.810]  Overlord.
[18:58.930 --> 19:04.070]  And if it's okay, I'd like to do two renditions of Surprise Symphony because it's a surprise.
[19:04.130 --> 19:05.530]  I don't know what it's going to sound like.
[19:06.510 --> 19:09.690]  But I'd like to hear the second version to maybe have some contrast.
[19:10.110 --> 19:10.710]  Is that okay?
[19:10.710 --> 19:12.530]  So you're asking for two champions?
[19:12.610 --> 19:14.270]  We literally can't stop you.
[19:14.570 --> 19:15.190]  Well, symphonies...
[19:15.570 --> 19:16.290]  Hold on, hold on.
[19:16.430 --> 19:18.630]  Symphonies often have multiple movements.
[19:18.930 --> 19:20.270]  Two is pretty modest.
[19:20.490 --> 19:20.530]  Okay.
[19:26.310 --> 19:27.810]  First movement, please.
[19:28.250 --> 19:28.970]  First movement.
[19:30.090 --> 19:34.110]  The first movement was him negotiating for you to hear the second two movements, actually.
[19:34.670 --> 19:35.230]  Go!
[19:42.110 --> 19:45.710]  There's a possibility for feedback, so I'm trying to prevent that.
[19:46.510 --> 19:46.690]  Hello?
[19:46.930 --> 19:46.950]  Hello?
[19:47.290 --> 19:47.550]  Hello?
[19:48.550 --> 19:50.570]  Are you getting the audio from my computer?
[19:52.410 --> 19:53.230]  A.B.
[19:53.810 --> 19:55.370]  Are you talking to the audio?
[19:57.380 --> 19:58.020]  I am, yes.
[19:58.780 --> 20:00.020]  I'm trying to turn it off and on again.
[20:02.100 --> 20:03.200]  It's pretty high.
[20:03.620 --> 20:03.760]  Yeah.
[20:04.300 --> 20:04.920]  Let's see.
[20:05.040 --> 20:06.340]  Let me try something here.
[20:08.720 --> 20:09.680]  How about this?
[20:10.000 --> 20:10.680]  There we go.
[20:10.680 --> 20:10.700]  There we go.
[20:12.040 --> 20:12.560]  All right.
[20:13.820 --> 20:14.980]  No feedback, please.
[20:15.280 --> 20:17.180]  What's that symphony with like six hours of silence?
[20:19.320 --> 20:19.720]  434.
[20:20.240 --> 20:20.540]  That's a point.
[20:20.760 --> 20:21.840]  It's like a point and a half minutes.
[20:21.960 --> 20:22.420]  It's not that long.
[20:22.760 --> 20:23.160]  433.
[20:23.500 --> 20:24.600]  434 was the remix.
[20:24.760 --> 20:25.480]  It's too much longer right now.
[20:26.140 --> 20:29.420]  I have to prepare myself.
[20:31.060 --> 20:33.040]  Yeah, pushing a button is really hard.
[20:33.360 --> 20:33.460]  Yeah.
[20:34.520 --> 20:35.620]  Well, I've got to think of the sounds...
[20:35.620 --> 20:36.460]  Bring it, bring it, Ramon.
[20:36.680 --> 20:36.940]  Bring it.
[20:37.280 --> 20:37.740]  Yeah, all right.
[20:37.760 --> 20:38.040]  Here we go.
[20:41.940 --> 20:42.340]  Hey.
[20:43.880 --> 20:44.520]  Don't leave.
[20:46.500 --> 20:46.900]  Hey.
[20:48.000 --> 20:48.280]  Woo.
[20:50.760 --> 20:52.220]  I see you walking out.
[20:52.540 --> 20:52.960]  No, I'm just kidding.
[20:53.040 --> 20:53.660]  Nobody's walking out.
[20:56.720 --> 20:58.160]  Is there a sound you'd like me to make?
[21:03.130 --> 21:03.870]  Something like that?
[21:03.990 --> 21:04.830]  Is that enough sound?
[21:04.830 --> 21:06.150]  Something low.
[21:06.970 --> 21:07.310]  Something low.
[21:07.310 --> 21:07.570]  Blah.
[21:09.730 --> 21:12.270]  I've actually heard worse startup pitches.
[21:21.490 --> 21:23.380]  I see you walking out.
[21:34.950 --> 21:37.530]  I see you walking...
[21:42.800 --> 21:43.710]  No, I'm just kidding.
[21:43.710 --> 21:48.860]  I see you walking out like that.
[21:48.880 --> 21:50.490]  Is there a sound you'd like me to make?
[21:53.070 --> 21:56.980]  In the year 3000, there will be no dogs.
[21:59.600 --> 22:02.620]  The highway will be a loop, and only a loop.
[22:02.620 --> 22:03.400]  Something like that?
[22:04.420 --> 22:05.720]  Is there a sound you'd like me to make?
[22:29.530 --> 22:34.970]  And I believe you thought that this should actually get a second...
[22:38.090 --> 22:39.750]  You want another bite at this apple.
[22:41.130 --> 22:42.550]  Let's do this.
[22:42.630 --> 22:48.330]  If I get this correct, you're yelling into a laptop, and then the laptop ruins it.
[22:51.770 --> 22:53.130]  Let's do this.
[22:53.890 --> 22:54.450]  Let's do this.
[22:54.990 --> 22:56.230]  I think Ramon needs a partner.
[22:56.390 --> 22:57.730]  Who wants to be his partner in this?
[22:57.850 --> 22:58.830]  Who needs to be the noisemaker?
[22:58.930 --> 22:59.410]  Who's got it?
[22:59.410 --> 22:59.910]  Can you pronounce for me?
[23:01.590 --> 23:04.810]  We got one right in the front.
[23:04.990 --> 23:06.410]  And we got that one right in the back.
[23:06.590 --> 23:07.090]  Right in the back.
[23:07.130 --> 23:07.370]  Right there.
[23:07.450 --> 23:07.670]  Right there.
[23:07.730 --> 23:08.010]  No, no, no.
[23:08.030 --> 23:08.510]  This one right here.
[23:08.570 --> 23:08.950]  This one here.
[23:09.210 --> 23:10.090]  He was brave.
[23:11.910 --> 23:13.850]  I love you, but not tonight.
[23:14.110 --> 23:14.710]  Not tonight.
[23:15.490 --> 23:16.030]  Not tonight.
[23:16.150 --> 23:16.870]  No, you're good.
[23:16.930 --> 23:17.170]  You're good.
[23:17.470 --> 23:18.150]  We're gonna come up.
[23:18.670 --> 23:19.570]  Let's... Yep, both of you.
[23:20.210 --> 23:20.810]  Both of you.
[23:22.470 --> 23:27.690]  And I think this second movement needs some additional noisemakers.
[23:27.690 --> 23:36.750]  So explain as the conductor, Ramon, what this acapella group is going to be doing.
[23:39.730 --> 23:41.930]  I have great hopes for this one.
[23:43.030 --> 23:43.550]  Good.
[23:45.550 --> 23:46.810]  So I just yell at it?
[23:47.830 --> 23:49.630]  Well, this one's a little bit different.
[23:49.630 --> 23:50.250]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[23:50.250 --> 23:58.150]  So the decision-making processes of Ableton Live for the Ableton Live Gods has decided that there's going to be a quantizer for this one.
[23:58.530 --> 24:01.170]  It means that things are going to be more rhythmically oriented.
[24:01.590 --> 24:06.330]  And it's also going to transpose all of the samples that it records into random pitches.
[24:07.830 --> 24:08.390]  So...
[24:08.390 --> 24:08.810]  Perfect!
[24:09.250 --> 24:10.410]  I don't hear any...
[24:11.730 --> 24:12.650]  Full go-ahead.
[24:14.610 --> 24:15.870]  Yeah, I don't know if it's...
[24:15.870 --> 24:17.630]  You can't possibly talk me out of this, buddy.
[24:17.750 --> 24:18.290]  We're doing this.
[24:19.490 --> 24:19.790]  Yeah.
[24:19.950 --> 24:20.090]  Yeah.
[24:20.470 --> 24:20.930]  Alright, ready?
[24:21.550 --> 24:22.650]  So there might be some feedback.
[24:22.830 --> 24:24.210]  I'll try and control as much as I can.
[24:24.870 --> 24:25.510]  Alright, here we go.
[24:25.890 --> 24:26.390]  Alright, wait.
[24:26.570 --> 24:27.290]  One more round.
[24:27.570 --> 24:28.850]  Does the band have a name?
[24:31.030 --> 24:31.750]  The Fireman.
[24:31.750 --> 24:33.850]  The Fireman, ladies and gentlemen.
[24:39.060 --> 24:39.540]  OK.
[24:39.800 --> 24:40.620]  About the start.
[24:40.760 --> 24:41.920]  You have 30 seconds to make some sound.
[24:49.090 --> 24:50.130]  Back the planet!
[24:50.850 --> 24:52.190]  Me and me have a police game.
[24:52.570 --> 24:53.390]  Me has to do it.
[24:56.210 --> 24:57.570]  What's your fault and just...
[24:59.410 --> 25:00.230]  You can keep going.
[25:00.370 --> 25:02.250]  dualvely dunn more seconds!
[25:02.670 --> 25:03.190]  Lots more seconds.
[25:03.190 --> 25:03.650]  Shiza!
[25:04.690 --> 25:05.170]  Schnell!
[25:06.290 --> 25:07.310]  Get through the chakra!
[25:07.910 --> 25:08.730]  Do it now!
[25:08.870 --> 25:09.190]  Kill me!
[25:09.370 --> 25:09.610]  Amira!
[25:09.610 --> 25:10.510]  Do it!
[25:10.690 --> 25:11.470]  Kill me, I'm here!
[25:11.750 --> 25:13.350]  I'll have what she's having.
[25:19.130 --> 25:21.030]  Boys, I think we got ourselves a hit!
[25:28.220 --> 25:29.440]  Where's the dance moves?
[25:51.300 --> 25:53.320]  So how often do you come to this club?
[25:58.520 --> 26:01.840]  I heard the lead singer overdosed on ketamine three weeks ago.
[26:13.280 --> 26:21.160]  You know, most audiences thought that the second movement of it was a much superior product, but I think the third one took it in a nice direction, honestly.
[26:21.940 --> 26:28.720]  Once he was able to kind of join up with the firemen, that was a whole new role, wasn't it?
[26:42.600 --> 26:46.740]  I need to hear the person who's sitting in their chair going, Oh, I can't beat this.
[26:47.740 --> 26:48.460]  Where are you?
[26:49.520 --> 26:50.820]  Do you have anybody else?
[26:51.180 --> 26:53.560]  Or it's going to be three, which is cool for one night.
[27:13.180 --> 27:19.140]  I don't want to hug the stage, but can I do an encore with Lionel Richie's Hello as the sound source?
[27:20.580 --> 27:22.020]  That's a lot to ask for.
[27:22.920 --> 27:24.240]  I'll take no for an answer.
[27:24.320 --> 27:25.900]  I'll take no for an answer.
[27:25.900 --> 27:26.980]  For a little later.
[27:27.580 --> 27:33.980]  From the bowels of this audience, I've been able to drag up two potential acts to follow, to go and then have this act.
[27:34.300 --> 27:34.440]  Then I'm done.
[27:34.620 --> 27:36.240]  But no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[27:36.360 --> 27:38.680]  Because I trust my audience.
[27:41.300 --> 27:42.660]  Yes, no, yes, no.
[27:44.120 --> 27:48.880]  Raise hands for, I want to hear one more thing out of this gargantuan weirdus.
[27:50.100 --> 27:51.060]  I mean...
[27:51.060 --> 27:54.320]  And, put your hand up for, let's hear the other people.
[27:55.580 --> 27:56.360]  Oh, shit.
[27:56.520 --> 27:57.320]  Okay, so go ahead.
[28:01.510 --> 28:03.070]  Make it fast, Ramon.
[28:05.910 --> 28:06.970]  Make it fast.
[28:08.010 --> 28:11.310]  The first movement brought to mind the Beatles love me do era.
[28:11.530 --> 28:16.670]  And the second movement brought to mind more like a yellow submarine revolution number nine era.
[28:16.910 --> 28:18.790]  And I don't know what the f*ck comes after that.
[28:19.570 --> 28:20.930]  The band breaks up.
[28:21.170 --> 28:22.230]  That's mostly what comes up afterwards.
[28:22.350 --> 28:23.350]  Well, and John Lennon...
[28:23.350 --> 28:24.490]  You're gonna hear the band breaking up.
[28:24.650 --> 28:24.830]  Who knows?
[28:27.430 --> 28:28.490]  Okay, bring it.
[28:29.390 --> 28:30.290]  Fourth movement.
[28:30.810 --> 28:31.730]  Bonus track.
[28:46.300 --> 28:52.200]  I've been alone with you inside my mind.
[28:53.880 --> 29:00.340]  And in my dreams I've kissed your lips a thousand times.
[29:02.260 --> 29:03.460]  I sometimes...
[29:03.460 --> 29:03.600]  I sometimes...
[29:08.480 --> 29:10.820]  I sometimes...
[29:25.860 --> 29:29.140]  It's 1984 and the blue acid is now kicked in.
[29:32.380 --> 29:36.220]  I told my roommate to turn off the Lionel Richie, but he didn't listen to me.
[29:37.380 --> 29:43.560]  And now I just want to swallow all the soap in all of the dorm rooms.
[29:47.320 --> 29:48.180]  My goodness.
[29:51.460 --> 29:52.540]  No, you've really...
[29:52.540 --> 29:54.780]  You've really turned my mind on AI generation.
[29:55.820 --> 29:57.180]  We've really gone places.
[29:57.180 --> 29:57.680]  I don't know.
[29:57.760 --> 29:59.240]  I was on the fence, but...
[29:59.240 --> 30:01.780]  Shit, this is like a Shangri-La.
[30:02.200 --> 30:05.500]  It's like a Shangri-La is like f*cking Valhalla in my ear.
[30:06.460 --> 30:06.850]  Wow.
[30:11.580 --> 30:13.380]  This is true inner peace.
[30:26.830 --> 30:28.730]  Revolution 9 played backwards.
[30:28.970 --> 30:29.390]  Yeah, exactly.
[30:29.910 --> 30:30.410]  All right.
[30:31.970 --> 30:32.330]  All right.
[30:32.330 --> 30:33.010]  I'll take it.
[30:33.930 --> 30:34.770]  So we're going to...
[30:38.610 --> 30:39.330]  All right.
[30:39.570 --> 30:39.670]  Can we have a plug?
[30:39.890 --> 30:40.070]  We all right?
[30:40.610 --> 30:41.750]  Are we going to have two seconds?
[30:41.750 --> 30:42.530]  So we're done with Encores.
[30:42.710 --> 30:44.690]  Listen, Jason, I'd like to introduce...
[30:44.690 --> 30:44.890]  Oh, you're right.
[30:44.890 --> 30:45.290]  You're right.
[30:45.890 --> 30:50.370]  I'd like to just take a moment to introduce the swag, because if we only have five, we need more encouragement.
[30:50.710 --> 30:50.930]  Sure.
[30:51.030 --> 30:51.810]  Can I take just a moment?
[30:52.910 --> 30:53.270]  Yes.
[30:53.630 --> 30:56.410]  So I think there's prizes involved.
[30:56.410 --> 30:57.810]  Yeah, there's actual prizes.
[30:58.150 --> 30:58.810]  Actual stuff.
[30:59.070 --> 31:02.730]  So I'm sure a lot of people talked to the Tesla Science Center.
[31:02.850 --> 31:07.250]  In fact, one of the members is a member of the Firemen.
[31:07.410 --> 31:07.630]  Yes.
[31:07.690 --> 31:08.070]  Oh, wow.
[31:08.230 --> 31:08.450]  Okay.
[31:08.770 --> 31:17.390]  They donated not just swag, but really premium swag, including something that's not permitted on campus.
[31:17.390 --> 31:18.250]  Let's not tell them.
[31:19.250 --> 31:20.950]  Award-winning Chardonnay.
[31:21.310 --> 31:22.930]  Award-winning Chardonnay.
[31:23.350 --> 31:24.410]  A bunch of stuff.
[31:24.410 --> 31:29.070]  Very, very high-quality charger, USB doodad.
[31:29.550 --> 31:31.810]  So the winner gets...
[31:31.810 --> 31:32.770]  Not the whole bag.
[31:32.910 --> 31:35.050]  The winner gets to choose a swag item.
[31:35.590 --> 31:38.310]  The loser gets the box.
[31:40.490 --> 31:42.150]  Let the games continue.
[31:42.510 --> 31:42.830]  Oh, man.
[31:43.410 --> 31:43.830]  Come on up.
[31:43.930 --> 31:44.230]  Come on up.
[31:45.430 --> 31:50.410]  We've got five entries, and we've got room for a six, in case some of you are coming forward.
[31:50.410 --> 31:56.170]  I don't ever want you to be in your room tonight at two in the morning and wake your eyes up and be like, I could have entered.
[31:56.930 --> 31:58.210]  That's a terrible feeling.
[31:59.150 --> 32:01.650]  We have ourselves the first of two singers.
[32:02.630 --> 32:04.690]  So, what song are you singing tonight?
[32:04.950 --> 32:06.390]  Cole Porter Standard.
[32:06.870 --> 32:07.170]  Okay.
[32:07.390 --> 32:10.250]  And what name would you like to give to the audience?
[32:10.890 --> 32:11.250]  Dana.
[32:11.250 --> 32:12.230]  Dana.
[32:12.830 --> 32:13.390]  Dana.
[32:13.390 --> 32:15.970]  Dana singing Cole Porter Standard.
[32:17.830 --> 32:18.910]  Are you scared?
[32:19.050 --> 32:20.030]  Come on, where's the clapping?
[32:20.210 --> 32:20.450]  Jesus.
[32:25.110 --> 32:31.210]  You just sat through that previous one and a man with a microphone brought you to a shocked silence of fear.
[32:31.310 --> 32:32.150]  Come on, folks.
[32:33.290 --> 32:34.330]  Risk assessment.
[32:34.330 --> 32:35.950]  How many preppers are in this audience?
[32:36.150 --> 32:36.290]  Okay.
[32:36.430 --> 32:36.690]  Go ahead.
[32:37.210 --> 32:37.390]  Okay.
[32:37.670 --> 32:38.670]  Situational awareness.
[32:39.790 --> 32:47.230]  So, I don't have a backing track, so you have to imagine a kind of angelic chorus sort of shimmering behind me as I'm singing this.
[32:47.310 --> 32:47.870]  Ooh.
[32:48.490 --> 32:49.210]  Or you can...
[32:49.210 --> 32:49.630]  Yeah.
[32:50.210 --> 32:51.210]  Audience participate.
[32:51.590 --> 32:51.810]  Yeah.
[32:52.270 --> 32:52.370]  Yeah.
[32:53.910 --> 33:04.050]  Before you leave these portals to meet with less fortunate mortals, there's just this advice I would leave with you.
[33:04.550 --> 33:11.230]  We all have learned reliance on the sacred teachings of science.
[33:11.850 --> 33:25.650]  So I hope through life you never will decline, in spite of philistine defiance, to do what all good scientists do.
[33:27.610 --> 33:28.530]  Experiment.
[33:29.450 --> 33:32.510]  Make it your motto, day and night.
[33:33.470 --> 33:34.390]  Experiment.
[33:35.030 --> 33:37.710]  And it will lead you to the light.
[33:38.270 --> 33:43.930]  The apple at the top of the tree is never too high to achieve.
[33:44.430 --> 33:47.470]  So take this example from Eve.
[33:48.510 --> 33:49.430]  Experiment.
[33:49.430 --> 33:55.530]  Be curious, though interfering friends may frown.
[33:55.990 --> 34:01.110]  Get furious at each attempt to hold you down.
[34:01.710 --> 34:10.730]  If this advice you'll only employ, the future will offer you infinite joy and merriment.
[34:11.790 --> 34:12.430]  Experiment.
[34:14.950 --> 34:16.430]  And you'll see.
[34:18.590 --> 34:18.990]  Woo!
[34:23.570 --> 34:31.790]  So that's Dana, with Cole Porter Standard, our number three entry.
[34:32.030 --> 34:33.850]  That would go well with a bottle of Chardonnay.
[34:33.870 --> 34:34.530]  And that would go four, what?
[34:34.950 --> 34:35.310]  Encore.
[34:35.570 --> 34:35.970]  Encore.
[34:36.070 --> 34:37.250]  Okay, I thought you said more four.
[34:37.430 --> 34:37.550]  Okay.
[34:38.090 --> 34:38.850]  Number four.
[34:39.170 --> 34:41.330]  I'm gonna have you come up, and then you're number five.
[34:41.790 --> 34:43.650]  And then, I guess we're voting.
[34:44.230 --> 34:45.310]  See, when we did...
[34:45.310 --> 34:45.890]  When we did...
[34:45.890 --> 34:46.850]  Are you waving to hello?
[34:47.290 --> 34:48.330]  No, I gotta tell them.
[34:48.510 --> 34:49.330]  Oh, you gotta...
[34:50.370 --> 34:51.810]  All right, all right, all right.
[34:52.030 --> 34:53.130]  I like a twist.
[34:53.330 --> 34:54.230]  I like a twist.
[34:54.230 --> 34:54.770]  A little M.
[34:54.850 --> 34:55.670]  Night going on tonight.
[34:55.670 --> 34:56.290]  I like that.
[34:56.370 --> 34:56.950]  A little good deal.
[34:58.410 --> 35:00.010]  So, for the people who...
[35:00.010 --> 35:04.150]  I found out an amazing amount of the people here have never been to a HOPE before.
[35:04.270 --> 35:05.990]  Are you enjoying yourself at the HOPE?
[35:06.450 --> 35:07.810]  Are you having a good time at the HOPE?
[35:10.710 --> 35:17.350]  I do remind people, like I said at the opening, like, we've just pulled the whole seed bulb out of the ground and planted it in a brand new community.
[35:17.510 --> 35:20.250]  And that's a tough thing for any event to happen.
[35:20.410 --> 35:22.550]  So, this is your chance to make it your own.
[35:22.830 --> 35:25.850]  Give it its own flair, its own spin, its own feel.
[35:26.150 --> 35:29.750]  We had a great bunch of years over at the Hotel Penn, and look what they did.
[35:29.850 --> 35:31.770]  They burned the place to the ground.
[35:31.770 --> 35:37.270]  And now, you have a chance to recreate HOPE to be whatever you want it to be.
[35:37.470 --> 35:38.330]  Literally anything.
[35:38.610 --> 35:39.530]  So, please do that.
[35:39.650 --> 35:49.750]  Now, with these Hacker talent shows, what we would normally have done is we would have a short one on Friday, and then we would have another one on Saturday.
[35:49.890 --> 35:52.490]  And the reason is to get people kind of up and excited.
[35:52.490 --> 35:57.390]  But they had such an incredible variety of events for you to check out.
[35:57.570 --> 35:58.530]  There was no room for it.
[35:58.550 --> 35:59.750]  So, we're only doing a little short one.
[36:00.110 --> 36:00.670]  And believe me.
[36:01.010 --> 36:01.530]  Hacker...
[36:01.530 --> 36:08.370]  If hacker talent is last hope's generation, so be it.
[36:08.530 --> 36:09.190]  Can you imagine?
[36:09.270 --> 36:13.830]  Kick our ass right off the friggin' schedule next time with your great idea.
[36:14.370 --> 36:14.990]  Jump in.
[36:15.170 --> 36:15.570]  Do it.
[36:15.650 --> 36:16.930]  So, that's my encouragement to you.
[36:17.150 --> 36:18.530]  We've had some good times.
[36:18.810 --> 36:20.950]  We've broken some hearts.
[36:22.290 --> 36:24.390]  I can never look at a sumo suit again.
[36:26.930 --> 36:29.970]  Anyway, so, are you ready?
[36:30.170 --> 36:31.030]  Are you ready with your technical?
[36:32.290 --> 36:36.630]  Okay, what's your name for how you wanted to be presented to this crowd?
[36:37.290 --> 36:38.790]  I'm happy using my real name.
[36:38.890 --> 36:40.490]  My name's Andrew Marchment.
[36:40.910 --> 36:41.810]  I'm from Canada.
[36:42.070 --> 36:42.990]  Nice to meet all of you.
[36:44.550 --> 36:45.170]  Thank you.
[36:45.790 --> 36:47.150]  This is my first HOPE.
[36:47.530 --> 36:47.810]  Woo!
[36:48.010 --> 36:48.450]  First HOPE.
[36:48.610 --> 36:50.290]  First hacking convention entirely.
[36:50.950 --> 36:51.750]  Hi, Andrew.
[36:51.950 --> 36:53.530]  So, really great to be here.
[36:54.370 --> 36:55.830]  Thank you for having me up here.
[36:56.050 --> 36:59.390]  This is a silly little project I made to annoy my coworkers.
[37:00.510 --> 37:00.910]  Winner.
[37:01.030 --> 37:01.350]  You're done.
[37:01.350 --> 37:01.910]  Thank you.
[37:01.910 --> 37:15.950]  I had a job where I was doing sustaining engineering and my job largely consisted of copying resistor and capacitor part numbers from DigiKey and pasting them into spreadsheets.
[37:17.070 --> 37:25.450]  So, having two monitors, I had DigiKey on one screen and the spreadsheet on another and I got very tired of clicking between them.
[37:25.450 --> 37:29.090]  And so, I came up with the idea of a copy-paste alt-tab machine.
[37:30.890 --> 37:32.350]  And here it is.
[37:32.470 --> 37:35.710]  Made in one afternoon at home on a weekend.
[37:35.830 --> 37:37.030]  Just one question.
[37:37.250 --> 37:40.410]  When you were describing this, you said you had a job.
[37:40.410 --> 37:41.130]  Oh, yes.
[37:41.250 --> 37:41.930]  I changed jobs.
[37:42.090 --> 37:42.570]  Oh, okay.
[37:42.830 --> 37:43.410]  This isn't...
[37:43.410 --> 37:44.870]  I willingly changed jobs.
[37:45.030 --> 37:45.910]  This was not the cause.
[37:47.370 --> 37:50.590]  So, your severance check didn't just have this clip to it.
[37:50.590 --> 37:51.070]  No.
[37:51.590 --> 37:51.950]  Okay.
[37:52.330 --> 37:52.410]  No.
[37:53.250 --> 37:55.030]  Sometime later, I chose to leave.
[37:55.130 --> 37:55.370]  Okay.
[37:55.810 --> 37:56.590]  But, yeah.
[37:57.270 --> 38:00.350]  So, I had room on this project box for an additional button.
[38:00.350 --> 38:04.630]  So, I put this lovely blue button here, which is what I'd like to share with you all today.
[38:04.770 --> 38:06.730]  Because the other three are pretty self-explanatory.
[38:06.990 --> 38:09.610]  Nothing says talent show more than a copy-paste demonstration.
[38:10.490 --> 38:10.710]  Do it.
[38:10.730 --> 38:11.490]  And there's calculator.
[38:11.850 --> 38:12.150]  Okay.
[38:12.470 --> 38:12.670]  Wow.
[38:13.270 --> 38:17.970]  Which is, of course, as you all know, a proof of concept for any arbitrary code execution.
[38:18.630 --> 38:19.070]  Oh.
[38:19.070 --> 38:20.310]  So, yes.
[38:20.970 --> 38:23.490]  We can just push that as many times as we like.
[38:25.390 --> 38:25.870]  Yeah.
[38:27.930 --> 38:30.690]  And look, we can all tap between them, too.
[38:32.830 --> 38:33.390]  Thank you.
[38:33.670 --> 38:34.450]  What is this?
[38:34.530 --> 38:35.690]  Can you keep track of, like, what?
[38:35.830 --> 38:36.030]  Four?
[38:36.190 --> 38:37.530]  I'm seeing four members at once?
[38:38.150 --> 38:38.630]  Five?
[38:38.830 --> 38:39.070]  Six?
[38:39.710 --> 38:41.310]  Jesus, the sky's the limit.
[38:41.590 --> 38:43.310]  Get Peter Thiel in the phone.
[38:44.830 --> 38:46.070]  Call Marc Andreessen.
[38:46.070 --> 38:47.190]  He'll shit his pants.
[38:48.570 --> 38:49.050]  Thank you.
[38:49.050 --> 38:50.630]  I saw the next generation.
[38:50.950 --> 38:55.730]  Once again, the control-paste-tab machine.
[38:57.390 --> 38:59.050]  That was number four.
[38:59.810 --> 39:00.310]  That's awesome.
[39:00.390 --> 39:00.530]  Thank you.
[39:00.650 --> 39:01.450]  Number five.
[39:01.890 --> 39:02.610]  Come on up.
[39:03.970 --> 39:04.970]  All right.
[39:06.470 --> 39:09.630]  Now people have wandered in going, what am I even here?
[39:09.790 --> 39:10.850]  What's going on?
[39:11.590 --> 39:13.490]  So glad you made it up the stairs.
[39:14.090 --> 39:14.530]  Congratulations.
[39:16.410 --> 39:16.850]  Wow.
[39:18.570 --> 39:21.370]  Any other memories of HOPE that you wanted people to know about?
[39:21.510 --> 39:22.110]  The newbies?
[39:22.670 --> 39:27.530]  Any particular moment when you went, oh shit, I'm not going to see this anywhere else on earth?
[39:28.210 --> 39:34.330]  We had that epic, the epic telling that Cheshire did.
[39:34.490 --> 39:36.430]  We were talking about that yesterday, actually.
[39:37.550 --> 39:38.930]  I forgot what it was.
[39:39.110 --> 39:44.170]  It was, I think you, Rob, and I just wound up taking a nap about halfway through that.
[39:45.170 --> 39:48.850]  Oh, you're talking about the, oh no, you mean the talent entry.
[39:49.730 --> 39:50.210]  Yeah.
[39:50.390 --> 39:51.750]  You're talking about the talent show entry.
[39:51.830 --> 39:53.490]  I just meant a general HOPE.
[39:53.710 --> 39:53.950]  Oh, a general.
[39:54.230 --> 39:55.170]  General HOPE story.
[39:55.390 --> 39:55.790]  Well...
[39:55.790 --> 39:58.010]  Because the Hotel Penn, again, rubble, f*ck them.
[39:58.010 --> 40:10.030]  Well, actually, I'm going to be giving a little two-minute bit during Sidepocket's talk after this one at Pennsylvania 6-5000, which should be down in 206 DAC.
[40:10.650 --> 40:11.250]  There we go.
[40:11.350 --> 40:11.490]  Yeah.
[40:11.490 --> 40:16.050]  So now you have a reason to go to hear more stories about why the Hotel Penn is a good riddance.
[40:16.250 --> 40:17.230]  And also kind of great.
[40:18.390 --> 40:19.570]  So, excellent.
[40:19.790 --> 40:20.950]  Oh, actually, if I may again.
[40:21.210 --> 40:21.990]  You always may.
[40:22.250 --> 40:22.390]  Yeah.
[40:22.810 --> 40:28.350]  If anyone else has anything that they'd like to share, you are free to do so during that.
[40:29.350 --> 40:31.350]  They're going to have an open mic, Sidepockets and Neo.
[40:31.610 --> 40:37.610]  So, if you want to share some of your memories of getting into the pool, definitely, yeah.
[40:37.930 --> 40:38.190]  Okay.
[40:38.470 --> 40:38.890]  All right.
[40:39.070 --> 40:39.510]  Excellent.
[40:39.930 --> 40:40.530]  All right.
[40:41.490 --> 40:41.970]  Do you think you're set up?
[40:42.150 --> 40:42.870]  Do you think you got it?
[40:43.370 --> 40:44.310]  We're all good here.
[40:44.850 --> 40:45.170]  Oh.
[40:45.290 --> 40:49.870]  So, what name would you like to be known as for the purposes of this talent show?
[40:50.050 --> 40:52.430]  Well, you just told me my name is Quicktime, so we'll go with that.
[40:52.610 --> 40:52.750]  Okay.
[40:53.010 --> 40:53.730]  Quicktime, everybody.
[40:53.950 --> 40:56.370]  We'll be doing a live singing performance.
[40:56.370 --> 40:56.490]  Thanks.
[40:59.210 --> 40:59.570]  Victoria.
[40:59.970 --> 41:04.570]  And actually, I think it biases the audience to know that you're an award-winning singer.
[41:05.810 --> 41:06.170]  But...
[41:06.170 --> 41:06.390]  Yep.
[41:06.550 --> 41:07.450]  Cat's out of the f*cking bag.
[41:07.590 --> 41:07.770]  All right.
[41:07.850 --> 41:08.410]  Anyway, go ahead.
[41:08.410 --> 41:08.430]  Good.
[41:09.510 --> 41:10.130]  So, yeah.
[41:10.250 --> 41:12.330]  This is an exact repeat of what I did last night.
[41:12.510 --> 41:15.250]  So, if you were here last night and you hated it, feel free to walk out.
[41:16.350 --> 41:17.550]  I didn't have any better ideas.
[41:18.130 --> 41:23.550]  My reasoning for why this is hacker-related is because the song is about being afraid to speak out.
[41:23.710 --> 41:28.190]  And I think that a lot of what sometimes motivates hackers is making spaces safer for speaking out.
[41:28.190 --> 41:29.850]  So, that's my argument for why this is relevant.
[41:30.170 --> 41:30.390]  Thank you.
[41:30.630 --> 41:31.490]  Thank you.
[41:34.810 --> 41:36.370]  And we're going to find out if the sound works.
[41:40.420 --> 41:41.980]  It appears the answer is no.
[41:42.760 --> 41:44.560]  Let's make this...
[41:45.060 --> 41:45.420]  Is...
[41:45.420 --> 41:46.180]  The HDMI should tap sound.
[41:46.180 --> 41:46.940]  Do you have the...
[41:46.940 --> 41:47.600]  No, not HDMI.
[41:47.780 --> 41:48.980]  You have to get the microphone jack.
[41:49.260 --> 41:49.440]  Yeah.
[41:50.200 --> 41:51.600]  Oh, so this HDMI is not there.
[41:51.660 --> 41:52.700]  It's not carrying audio.
[41:52.820 --> 41:52.900]  Yeah.
[41:52.940 --> 41:54.560]  I didn't realize that until recently.
[41:54.740 --> 41:55.280]  This guy here is microphone jack.
[41:55.440 --> 41:55.460]  Yep.
[41:55.460 --> 41:55.580]  That's it.
[41:55.860 --> 41:56.040]  Okay.
[41:56.420 --> 41:57.240]  Plug them all in.
[41:57.300 --> 41:57.960]  See what happens.
[41:59.740 --> 42:00.260]  All right.
[42:00.840 --> 42:01.060]  Thank
[42:05.190 --> 42:05.450]  you.
[42:05.990 --> 42:06.470]  Uh-oh.
[42:07.310 --> 42:07.710]  Nope.
[42:08.250 --> 42:09.250]  You have the sound all the way up.
[42:09.690 --> 42:09.930]  Yeah.
[42:10.410 --> 42:10.510]  Yeah.
[42:11.170 --> 42:12.970]  Does anyone here know anything about computers?
[42:15.010 --> 42:18.630]  This is what I was the most nervous about was the sound check feeling.
[42:19.310 --> 42:19.710]  Apparently.
[42:20.130 --> 42:22.650]  Are you sure you have it in the output as opposed to the input?
[42:22.830 --> 42:23.650]  I don't have an input.
[42:24.050 --> 42:24.590]  I only have output.
[42:24.590 --> 42:26.570]  Sound checks are just pain leaving the body.
[42:26.850 --> 42:27.250]  Do I have the right people?
[42:27.250 --> 42:29.590]  Well, if it fits in your microphone jack, hopefully.
[42:30.510 --> 42:31.510]  Are you in your microphone jack there?
[42:32.190 --> 42:32.390]  Yeah.
[42:32.430 --> 42:35.090]  I mean, look, I've got no emotional attachment to your laptop.
[42:35.090 --> 42:36.170]  I'll just plug everything in.
[42:38.090 --> 42:38.950]  Any ideas?
[42:40.090 --> 42:40.730]  This is...
[42:40.730 --> 42:42.190]  This should be the...
[42:42.190 --> 42:42.810]  The right cable.
[42:42.930 --> 42:43.110]  Yeah.
[42:43.230 --> 42:44.370]  One jack shape like that.
[42:46.450 --> 42:47.270]  Is that a...
[42:47.270 --> 42:49.770]  Well, it just worked for the other performance, so...
[42:49.770 --> 42:50.470]  Yeah, we know.
[42:50.470 --> 42:50.550]  No.
[42:51.470 --> 42:52.570]  So is there a...
[42:52.570 --> 42:53.150]  Do you...
[42:53.150 --> 42:55.270]  Do you have a global...
[42:55.270 --> 42:57.370]  So when you go up and down, do you see that right there?
[42:57.470 --> 42:59.350]  I see that not really making a...
[42:59.350 --> 43:00.490]  Any kind of a...
[43:00.490 --> 43:00.990]  Wow.
[43:01.610 --> 43:02.230]  That light,
[43:05.680 --> 43:07.500]  I want to make sure the output...
[43:07.500 --> 43:08.560]  Output, yes.
[43:08.740 --> 43:09.460]  Oh, that's...
[43:09.460 --> 43:10.220]  You're probably right.
[43:10.480 --> 43:10.680]  Yeah.
[43:11.160 --> 43:11.740]  Thank you.
[43:16.900 --> 43:18.360]  That was the first movement.
[43:18.560 --> 43:23.640]  Maybe we could get a little box where you press one button and all this stuff happens automatically.
[43:25.060 --> 43:26.060]  If only...
[43:26.060 --> 43:28.760]  If only we knew someone that could make something like that.
[43:28.760 --> 43:30.120]  One simple device.
[43:30.960 --> 43:39.960]  And for tech support, if there was some sort of camera mounted on my hat so that I could show the AV team which buttons I'm pressing.
[43:40.100 --> 43:42.400]  They wouldn't have to like run up and see it.
[43:42.560 --> 43:45.020]  I think that's the business model we've been waiting for, Jason.
[43:45.300 --> 43:45.620]  Yeah.
[43:45.640 --> 43:49.220]  But what kind of music are we going to have for the PowerPoint presentation?
[43:50.680 --> 43:54.360]  What kind of algorithmically generated genius work are we going to do?
[43:55.560 --> 43:58.840]  We could feed Simon and Garfunkel into that symphony thing.
[43:59.880 --> 44:12.320]  Simon and Garfunkel goes into the secret symphony as the preliminary music for our beautiful hat-based tech support utilizing our remote box called the group box.
[44:12.460 --> 44:13.700]  That could be the hold music.
[44:14.120 --> 44:15.480]  I got it.
[44:15.580 --> 44:16.540]  We're going...
[44:16.540 --> 44:19.780]  Maybe the hold music is all you get for tech support.
[44:19.900 --> 44:20.380]  How about that?
[44:20.380 --> 44:26.920]  Yeah, the next HOPE is going to be held in the now gone footprint of the Trump Tower in Fifth Avenue based off our money.
[44:27.600 --> 44:28.380]  I like this.
[44:28.460 --> 44:29.160]  This is going to go well.
[44:29.280 --> 44:29.460]  Anyway.
[44:30.220 --> 44:31.680]  How's it going over there for sound?
[44:33.020 --> 44:33.680]  No problem.
[44:34.500 --> 44:35.860]  You're getting no signal from me?
[44:36.400 --> 44:36.800]  No.
[44:36.900 --> 44:38.280]  We have signal just outside.
[44:39.160 --> 44:39.740]  I'm sorry?
[44:40.440 --> 44:40.840]  Acapella?
[44:42.200 --> 44:44.460]  Well, let's give her one more...
[44:44.460 --> 44:46.040]  Let's give her a little bit of patience here.
[44:46.140 --> 44:47.520]  She just walked up into a nightmare.
[44:48.620 --> 44:50.340]  You're a nightmare, you folks.
[44:50.480 --> 44:52.360]  I was definitely more nervous about this than about some things.
[44:53.340 --> 44:54.380]  Don't be nervous.
[44:54.820 --> 44:55.580]  Don't be nervous.
[44:55.820 --> 44:56.740]  You're going to get a bobblehead.
[44:58.000 --> 44:58.480]  The...
[44:59.720 --> 45:00.200]  Anyway.
[45:01.280 --> 45:02.800]  A couple people wandering in.
[45:02.800 --> 45:05.760]  We have one secret sixth person coming in.
[45:06.020 --> 45:07.400]  I think we're going to have to...
[45:07.400 --> 45:07.940]  Oh, hello.
[45:17.590 --> 45:19.310]  What are our thoughts on just having...
[45:19.310 --> 45:19.970]  That sounds good.
[45:20.190 --> 45:21.390]  Either that or my heart just...
[45:21.390 --> 45:24.830]  Are we getting a surprise competitive slide whistler?
[45:25.030 --> 45:25.730]  A slide whistler?
[45:26.790 --> 45:27.190]  Yeah?
[45:27.490 --> 45:27.730]  Yeah?
[45:28.870 --> 45:29.270]  Yeah?
[45:29.510 --> 45:29.790]  No?
[45:30.090 --> 45:30.910]  Oh, okay.
[45:31.130 --> 45:35.470]  Are folks okay if I just use the laptop speakers so it'll be almost acapella?
[45:35.830 --> 45:36.110]  Yeah!
[45:36.610 --> 45:38.170]  Let me see if I can find it on my phone.
[45:38.290 --> 45:39.510]  Give me at least a second or so.
[45:39.730 --> 45:39.970]  Oh, okay.
[45:39.970 --> 45:41.110]  Someone else should have done this by now.
[45:41.530 --> 45:42.130]  Yeah, I'm sorry.
[45:42.230 --> 45:43.290]  I didn't know about the sound check.
[45:43.290 --> 45:44.470]  I found the disturbed version.
[45:44.590 --> 45:45.410]  Do you want to sing along to that?
[45:46.050 --> 45:46.730]  I don't...
[45:46.730 --> 45:46.990]  I don't...
[45:46.990 --> 45:47.490]  I'm not gonna...
[45:47.490 --> 45:48.030]  No, never mind.
[45:48.150 --> 45:48.810]  Do what you said.
[45:48.990 --> 45:49.210]  Yeah, okay.
[45:49.210 --> 45:50.870]  I'm not gonna find a karaoke version fast enough.
[45:51.230 --> 45:51.370]  Yeah.
[45:51.590 --> 45:54.150]  I was finding the version with, you know, the vocals.
[45:54.350 --> 45:54.810]  You don't want that.
[45:55.810 --> 46:01.890]  After a short technical movement, we now are going to go with playing it over the speaker.
[46:02.270 --> 46:02.750]  I wonder if...
[46:02.750 --> 46:04.170]  And she's gonna do her best.
[46:04.290 --> 46:05.090]  We should use this microphone.
[46:05.090 --> 46:08.430]  I want a loving and caring audience because that's what HOPE is.
[46:09.010 --> 46:09.210]  Yeah.
[46:09.690 --> 46:10.010]  Okay.
[46:10.670 --> 46:10.830]  Yeah.
[46:11.150 --> 46:15.590]  How about if you put your laptop on the table here, we can use a second microphone and maybe get a better signal.
[46:15.650 --> 46:17.590]  Even my laptop speakers are failing now.
[46:17.950 --> 46:20.070]  We're gonna use my phone, I guess.
[46:20.810 --> 46:20.930]  Oh.
[46:21.170 --> 46:21.890]  Yeah, do the phone.
[46:22.030 --> 46:22.490]  Yeah, the phone.
[46:22.490 --> 46:22.710]  Yeah.
[46:23.130 --> 46:24.450]  This is why we have backup.
[46:24.690 --> 46:24.970]  Does that...
[46:25.390 --> 46:26.830]  Does that phone have a...
[46:26.830 --> 46:27.490]  Wait, wait, wait, wait.
[46:27.570 --> 46:28.130]  I got it.
[46:28.230 --> 46:30.530]  Does the phone have a 3-5 microphone?
[46:31.230 --> 46:31.550]  No.
[46:31.890 --> 46:33.250]  This is unfortunately an Apple.
[46:33.250 --> 46:33.430]  Right.
[46:33.610 --> 46:34.010]  That's fine.
[46:34.150 --> 46:36.150]  We'll hold the phone to the speaker.
[46:36.210 --> 46:39.310]  Hold the phone to the speaker and think twice about an Apple product.
[46:39.470 --> 46:39.910]  There you go.
[46:45.060 --> 46:45.820]  Oh, thank you.
[46:45.820 --> 46:46.420]  Oh, you found it.
[46:46.480 --> 46:46.760]  Thank you.
[46:46.760 --> 46:47.060]  Yeah.
[46:47.600 --> 46:48.080]  Woo!
[46:51.970 --> 46:54.970]  There's no sound check for the talent show.
[46:56.550 --> 46:58.570]  That's how we roll around here.
[47:02.270 --> 47:03.820]  That battery's at 4%.
[47:03.820 --> 47:04.940]  The battery is at 4%.
[47:11.160 --> 47:12.100]  Better hurry up.
[47:12.250 --> 47:12.940]  Go for it.
[47:13.230 --> 47:15.140]  Is that right if I switch to karaoke version?
[47:15.360 --> 47:16.500]  We believe in you.
[47:16.660 --> 47:17.400]  Just go for it.
[47:17.480 --> 47:19.420]  Don't think about that rapidly dying battery.
[47:22.750 --> 47:26.060]  You wanted the HDMI output so we can see the lyrics.
[47:28.360 --> 47:30.960]  Do you think that's going to work with the 4% battery?
[47:31.770 --> 47:32.700]  Forget about the lyrics.
[47:32.840 --> 47:33.290]  They're not important.
[47:36.500 --> 47:37.750]  This is amazing.
[47:38.310 --> 47:38.900]  Oh, no.
[47:39.100 --> 47:40.180]  I don't hear sound from this either.
[47:40.560 --> 47:41.900]  Maybe the video's broken.
[47:43.270 --> 47:44.600]  It didn't even occur to me.
[47:45.420 --> 47:47.680]  I think that symphony music would be really good.
[47:47.680 --> 47:50.200]  You know, in some ways, this is almost a performance in itself.
[47:51.040 --> 47:52.810]  This is actually kind of a show.
[47:53.160 --> 47:53.660]  Hold on.
[47:53.860 --> 47:55.420]  You are the best post-paste.
[47:55.500 --> 47:56.770]  Like, think of it as like...
[47:56.770 --> 48:04.310]  Think of it as a skit where, for the first part, she's trying to give a presentation that could mean the difference between her company surviving and dying.
[48:05.290 --> 48:08.960]  And she's rapidly finding more and more technical problems.
[48:09.100 --> 48:10.770]  The microphone isn't working.
[48:10.940 --> 48:11.920]  The sound isn't going.
[48:12.250 --> 48:15.710]  One of the co-workers, the guy who runs the finances, tries to do it.
[48:15.710 --> 48:17.020]  And then finally...
[48:17.020 --> 48:17.660]  Oh, I hear something.
[48:17.960 --> 48:18.340]  I hear something.
[48:18.340 --> 48:18.680]  I got it.
[48:19.380 --> 48:20.790]  She gets it working.
[48:21.100 --> 48:21.500]  That's awesome.
[48:21.960 --> 48:22.620]  All right, get it out.
[48:22.620 --> 48:33.710]  And then she stands up and she addresses the audience, the possible angel investors in the company, and she breaks into song, diverging from her PowerPoint.
[48:34.680 --> 48:35.500]  Go ahead.
[48:35.710 --> 48:36.120]  All right.
[48:41.000 --> 48:43.300]  Hello darkness, my old friend.
[48:45.280 --> 48:47.860]  I've come to talk with you again.
[48:49.290 --> 48:57.620]  Because a vision softly creeping left its seeds while I was sleeping.
[48:58.520 --> 49:13.040]  And the vision that was planted in my brain still remains within the sound of silence.
[49:14.340 --> 49:22.620]  In restless dreams, I walked alone, down the streets above the stars.
[49:23.960 --> 49:32.400]  Near the narrow of any street land, I turned my color to the cold and damp.
[49:32.400 --> 49:47.540]  When my eyes were stared by the flesh of the neon light, it split the night and touched the sound of silence.
[49:47.540 --> 49:56.680]  And in the naked light, I saw ten thousand people, maybe more.
[49:58.100 --> 50:01.720]  People talking without speaking.
[50:03.020 --> 50:06.280]  People hearing without listening.
[50:07.440 --> 50:14.280]  People writing songs that voices never share.
[50:15.000 --> 50:16.800]  No one did.
[50:17.720 --> 50:22.540]  No one did.
[50:22.540 --> 50:23.720]  No one did.
[50:23.720 --> 50:25.740]  Don't tell me.
[50:25.920 --> 50:35.980]  No one did.
[50:35.980 --> 50:36.160]  Don't tell you he had to see you.
[50:36.160 --> 50:41.040]  Take my arms that I might reach you.
[50:41.840 --> 50:47.880]  But my words rise high in every God's soul.
[50:50.400 --> 50:56.900]  And we echoed in the hope of silence.
[50:58.620 --> 51:05.780]  And the people bowed and prayed to an young God they made.
[51:07.640 --> 51:10.840]  And the sign flashed out its warning.
[51:11.840 --> 51:14.960]  In the words that it was pouring.
[51:16.320 --> 51:23.240]  And the sign said the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls.
[51:24.340 --> 51:33.600]  The tenement halls whispered the sound of silence.
[51:37.460 --> 51:38.060]  Yeah!
[51:39.220 --> 51:39.820]  Yeah!
[51:42.260 --> 51:43.640]  Worth the wait!
[51:46.840 --> 51:48.460]  What's the official name?
[51:48.660 --> 51:50.020]  What's the name we're going to give for you again?
[51:50.700 --> 51:51.520]  Quick Time?
[51:51.680 --> 51:52.580]  Quick Time!
[51:53.240 --> 51:54.900]  With Sound of Silence.
[51:56.360 --> 51:58.480]  Or as we call it, Successful Pitch Deck.
[51:59.480 --> 51:59.880]  Wonderful.
[52:00.660 --> 52:00.960]  All right.
[52:01.180 --> 52:14.460]  So, we have a couple people who gathered up the coconuts to come up to the podium and give us a little fun and a little love and are going to go for it.
[52:14.560 --> 52:19.500]  So, hello, surprise sixth attendee.
[52:19.600 --> 52:20.180]  What's going on?
[52:20.400 --> 52:21.020]  What you got?
[52:21.020 --> 52:22.860]  Oh, you're getting your laptop.
[52:23.180 --> 52:23.600]  Oh, it's such a...
[52:30.530 --> 52:32.050]  We'll get this shit right in the final.
[52:32.450 --> 52:32.850]  All right.
[52:33.070 --> 52:34.850]  Which one was the... Number six?
[52:34.930 --> 52:35.310]  Where were you?
[52:35.570 --> 52:36.170]  In the darkness.
[52:36.330 --> 52:37.290]  You were number six in the darkness, right?
[52:37.370 --> 52:37.730]  Number six.
[52:37.790 --> 52:38.170]  Number six.
[52:38.250 --> 52:38.590]  Yep, yep, yep.
[52:39.170 --> 52:39.870]  Six in the darkness.
[52:40.610 --> 52:40.950]  All right.
[52:41.170 --> 52:43.210]  The man with the distinctive look that I remembered immediately.
[52:43.350 --> 52:44.210]  Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
[52:46.230 --> 52:47.970]  Remember, we're flying blind.
[52:48.270 --> 52:49.490]  We're flying blind.
[52:50.350 --> 52:55.890]  And give us the name you're comfortable giving to this crowd.
[52:56.210 --> 52:58.730]  And any... And what you want to do?
[52:58.770 --> 53:00.430]  So, Jason, I need a hacker name.
[53:00.710 --> 53:01.930]  You need a hacker name?
[53:04.710 --> 53:07.630]  Not underscore the underscore snitch.
[53:09.830 --> 53:11.150]  NTS to your pals.
[53:11.150 --> 53:14.650]  I am not underscore the underscore snitch.
[53:15.790 --> 53:16.750]  My talent...
[53:16.750 --> 53:21.070]  Just a quick... No, it's an underscore, not the word underscore, right?
[53:21.290 --> 53:21.630]  Correct.
[53:21.970 --> 53:22.070]  Okay.
[53:23.230 --> 53:28.190]  Unless he's ordering a cake from Walmart, then it actually does say underscore in all three.
[53:28.850 --> 53:28.970]  Yeah.
[53:29.890 --> 53:31.070]  The character underscore snitch.
[53:31.110 --> 53:32.150]  Yeah, then, yeah, yeah.
[53:32.270 --> 53:32.790]  Character underscore.
[53:33.030 --> 53:34.570]  Or NTS for your pals.
[53:34.670 --> 53:37.290]  Your pals are like, oh, NTS is going to bring the good stuff.
[53:37.370 --> 53:38.130]  Like right now.
[53:38.170 --> 53:39.090]  Can I email you if I forget this?
[53:39.250 --> 53:39.450]  What?
[53:39.890 --> 53:41.590]  Can I email you if I forget it?
[53:41.810 --> 53:42.870]  Yeah, you won't be the first one.
[53:42.970 --> 53:43.210]  Go ahead.
[53:43.510 --> 53:43.690]  Why?
[53:43.930 --> 53:45.290]  Just watch the YouTube page.
[53:45.290 --> 53:46.990]  NTS, what do you got for us?
[53:47.090 --> 53:48.310]  I can hack...
[53:48.310 --> 53:49.270]  Not the stalling.
[53:49.550 --> 53:51.170]  So, I love Greg's ad here.
[53:51.410 --> 53:51.650]  Okay.
[53:52.410 --> 53:55.790]  I can hack it to be 14% more French.
[53:56.790 --> 53:57.230]  Okay.
[53:57.370 --> 53:58.710]  So, what you're talking about...
[53:58.710 --> 53:58.970]  Wait, wait.
[53:59.050 --> 54:02.230]  Balloon hat modding is your talent.
[54:02.630 --> 54:04.150]  Balloon hat modding.
[54:04.310 --> 54:05.530]  Is it beneath the...
[54:05.530 --> 54:06.410]  No, no, no, no, no.
[54:06.410 --> 54:07.030]  No, I've always...
[54:07.030 --> 54:09.110]  I always respect a good overclocker.
[54:09.250 --> 54:09.690]  Go ahead.
[54:10.090 --> 54:10.470]  Okay.
[54:10.810 --> 54:11.910]  Let's see what you go for.
[54:12.070 --> 54:12.590]  So, again...
[54:12.590 --> 54:13.890]  Do you need it on me or just...
[54:13.890 --> 54:19.350]  NTS will now present overclocking a balloon hat for 14% more or something.
[54:19.810 --> 54:20.490]  Maybe 15.
[54:20.710 --> 54:21.030]  50?
[54:21.370 --> 54:21.930]  Maybe 13.
[54:22.470 --> 54:23.230]  Somewhere in there.
[54:23.230 --> 54:24.670]  Yeah, we'll have the audience vote.
[54:24.990 --> 54:25.290]  All right.
[54:25.470 --> 54:25.610]  All right.
[54:25.990 --> 54:26.470]  Here we go.
[54:26.950 --> 54:27.270]  Okay.
[54:30.960 --> 54:31.860]  French poodle style.
[54:41.340 --> 54:42.640]  How do you get that kind of...
[54:42.640 --> 54:43.660]  You just walked up to me.
[54:43.780 --> 54:44.220]  Do you want to be here?
[54:44.880 --> 54:45.920]  Qu'est-ce que c'est?
[54:47.660 --> 54:47.980]  Okay.
[54:48.400 --> 54:49.040]  Yeah, bring him up.
[54:50.280 --> 54:51.300]  Well, that was something.
[54:51.480 --> 54:52.160]  Okay, number seven.
[54:53.060 --> 54:53.380]  Bonjour.
[54:54.940 --> 54:55.600]  Bonjour, bonjour.
[54:55.880 --> 54:56.380]  Ha, ha, ha.
[54:56.540 --> 54:57.480]  And on number...
[54:57.480 --> 54:57.960]  Baguette.
[54:57.980 --> 55:01.040]  Seven, there was another person who was like, hey, there was one that came in from the darkness.
[55:01.040 --> 55:02.120]  And they were like, I can do this, Jason.
[55:02.660 --> 55:03.520]  Did they disappear again?
[55:03.600 --> 55:03.880]  Was it you?
[55:04.080 --> 55:04.480]  Was it you?
[55:04.540 --> 55:04.940]  I think it was you.
[55:05.100 --> 55:07.220]  I think it was me, but I think I need to borrow someone's laptop.
[55:08.020 --> 55:08.660]  Oh, boy.
[55:08.800 --> 55:09.280]  That's great.
[55:09.300 --> 55:12.880]  Because if there's one thing this talent show is known for, is it's stellar laptops.
[55:13.200 --> 55:13.380]  Okay.
[55:14.380 --> 55:16.120]  What does your laptop need to do?
[55:16.260 --> 55:17.100]  Maybe we can do it with a phone.
[55:17.480 --> 55:18.140]  Notepad and YouTube.
[55:19.820 --> 55:20.980]  Notepad and YouTube.
[55:21.440 --> 55:22.040]  Performance art.
[55:22.520 --> 55:23.160]  Performance art.
[55:23.480 --> 55:24.260]  Performance art.
[55:24.520 --> 55:25.220]  Oh, boy.
[55:25.320 --> 55:30.260]  It sounds to me like you want to cook a big beef dinner, but you have neither beef nor a stove.
[55:30.260 --> 55:31.600]  You just want everything.
[55:31.920 --> 55:32.040]  Okay.
[55:32.540 --> 55:34.200]  Hamburger Helper is your new hacker name.
[55:34.280 --> 55:35.720]  What's the...
[55:37.060 --> 55:37.560]  All right.
[55:37.720 --> 55:41.480]  So, I guess, do we want to bring back the 4% laptop again?
[55:43.180 --> 55:44.380]  Do we have to do that?
[55:44.500 --> 55:45.080]  4%?
[55:45.480 --> 55:46.000]  Got a 4...
[55:46.000 --> 55:47.260]  I think, yeah, because...
[55:48.780 --> 55:52.580]  HH needs a notepad and a...
[55:55.230 --> 55:56.590]  Oh, I love this thing.
[55:56.710 --> 55:59.570]  It started out as a talent show, and it's become a tunnel of nightmares.
[56:01.150 --> 56:02.170]  Oh, it's fantastic.
[56:02.490 --> 56:05.750]  This is, like, the worst possible thing to have happen to a thing.
[56:06.010 --> 56:10.410]  Some of these people are coming in because they want to get really, really good kick-ass tickets for the next show.
[56:12.030 --> 56:12.350]  Hello.
[56:15.730 --> 56:16.050]  Okay.
[56:16.670 --> 56:17.530]  Well, then you've done it.
[56:17.550 --> 56:18.290]  You've closed the door.
[56:18.390 --> 56:20.890]  Come to the front row and sit down, and we'll call on you.
[56:21.890 --> 56:22.210]  Wow.
[56:22.630 --> 56:23.650]  And you see, that's the problem.
[56:23.790 --> 56:24.710]  The door is closed, people.
[56:25.110 --> 56:25.750]  You waited.
[56:26.010 --> 56:26.770]  You were hesitant.
[56:26.970 --> 56:28.070]  You're going to have to wait until the next hope.
[56:28.070 --> 56:29.710]  This is the last contestant here.
[56:29.990 --> 56:30.770]  Oh, boy.
[56:31.050 --> 56:35.570]  So, yeah, take a seat, and we'll do it after we destroy this guy's laptop.
[56:35.830 --> 56:36.510]  This is...
[56:37.330 --> 56:40.690]  Does your talent involve destroying a laptop?
[56:40.870 --> 56:41.010]  No?
[56:41.190 --> 56:41.390]  Okay.
[56:41.790 --> 56:43.150]  Oh, that would have been f*cking awesome.
[56:45.210 --> 56:46.790]  They call me Spike Top.
[56:48.570 --> 56:50.250]  That would have been f*cking amazing.
[56:50.250 --> 56:51.650]  No, it's the worst performance.
[56:51.970 --> 56:52.250]  Oh, well.
[56:52.570 --> 56:59.010]  For all the people wandering in, this disaster is the hacker talent show.
[56:59.190 --> 57:03.330]  We ask people to bring in their latent talents or their not-so-latent talents and be a part of the thing.
[57:03.610 --> 57:06.530]  We try to do this every year and make it a lot of fun.
[57:06.610 --> 57:07.590]  We even did it virtually.
[57:09.390 --> 57:13.590]  We normally have it on two different nights, so we have kind of a semifinals, then a finals.
[57:14.290 --> 57:21.950]  But we're just going to do a little one this time, because we're trying all sorts of new things at this brand-new generation of hope.
[57:21.950 --> 57:23.690]  I'll ask again for the people who wandered in.
[57:24.910 --> 57:26.250]  Who here is their first hope?
[57:26.950 --> 57:27.350]  First hope.
[57:28.090 --> 57:28.990]  Wow, first hope.
[57:29.230 --> 57:29.330]  Wow.
[57:29.670 --> 57:30.290]  Who here...
[57:30.290 --> 57:31.570]  This is your fifth hope.
[57:32.630 --> 57:33.670]  Fifth hope or more.
[57:35.030 --> 57:35.910]  Any others?
[57:36.190 --> 57:36.430]  Okay.
[57:36.610 --> 57:37.050]  Got a few.
[57:37.450 --> 57:38.010]  Got a few.
[57:38.090 --> 57:40.130]  Are we getting closer to talent?
[57:41.290 --> 57:42.870]  The Windows login screen.
[57:42.870 --> 57:44.630]  Oh, password, password.
[57:44.690 --> 57:46.210]  Are we actually watching a Windows update?
[57:46.490 --> 57:50.190]  One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
[57:52.730 --> 57:54.950]  I'm not fully affiliated with the stage anymore.
[57:55.070 --> 57:55.350]  What's up?
[57:55.790 --> 57:57.790]  I'm waiting for a harmonica to be delivered.
[57:57.910 --> 57:59.250]  If a harmonica's delivered, great.
[57:59.350 --> 58:01.030]  If not, I can wait for another year.
[58:01.170 --> 58:02.510]  You just want to have a harmonica for...
[58:02.510 --> 58:03.030]  I told...
[58:03.030 --> 58:03.570]  First of all...
[58:03.570 --> 58:06.690]  Anybody have an e-harmonica with them?
[58:08.590 --> 58:09.730]  So, here we are.
[58:09.910 --> 58:10.110]  Okay.
[58:10.410 --> 58:11.130]  Get up there.
[58:11.330 --> 58:11.730]  Get up there.
[58:11.790 --> 58:12.450]  Sit in the front door.
[58:12.450 --> 58:13.730]  Sit in the front, sit in the front, sit in the front.
[58:13.850 --> 58:15.370]  I didn't even know there was a decision.
[58:16.330 --> 58:17.690]  Now, now, door's closed on harmonica.
[58:18.270 --> 58:20.690]  Not another f*cking harmonica delivery.
[58:22.010 --> 58:24.510]  This is what happens.
[58:25.070 --> 58:38.050]  Once people realize that it's nothing but a dangerous loop-de-loop of disaster, misery, randomized talent, and bizarre uses of computers, then they're like, oh, this is what I'm talking about.
[58:38.210 --> 58:44.990]  Life is a series of engraved invitations that you leave in the toilet, and you've got to jump after it.
[58:46.650 --> 58:47.590]  How's it going up here?
[58:47.710 --> 58:48.470]  How's the notepad going?
[58:48.470 --> 58:49.990]  As good as we can get it.
[58:49.990 --> 58:54.950]  As good as we can get it is the slogan of the Hacker Talent Contest.
[58:55.050 --> 58:55.270]  It is.
[58:56.330 --> 58:57.370]  So, that's good.
[58:57.590 --> 58:58.750]  It's going to fit nicely.
[58:59.770 --> 59:00.190]  Okay.
[59:00.410 --> 59:00.910]  There we are.
[59:02.230 --> 59:02.970]  Thank you.
[59:04.190 --> 59:04.630]  Okay.
[59:05.710 --> 59:08.450]  We're definitely going to need an intro on this one.
[59:08.530 --> 59:08.690]  Yeah.
[59:09.030 --> 59:09.230]  All right.
[59:09.230 --> 59:10.990]  I definitely want an intro.
[59:11.470 --> 59:11.990]  Oh, yeah.
[59:12.370 --> 59:14.010]  I'm intrigued at this point.
[59:14.710 --> 59:16.450]  So, it's been about an hour.
[59:16.990 --> 59:18.410]  So, and we have about two hours.
[59:18.750 --> 59:20.050]  Or an hour, hour 50?
[59:21.110 --> 59:21.650]  90 minutes?
[59:21.890 --> 59:22.370]  Until like 10.15.
[59:22.650 --> 59:22.970]  Oh.
[59:23.110 --> 59:23.910]  Because of the precepts.
[59:23.910 --> 59:24.430]  80 minutes.
[59:24.710 --> 59:24.850]  Okay.
[59:24.850 --> 59:26.570]  So, we've only got time for one or two more.
[59:26.690 --> 59:26.850]  Yeah.
[59:26.970 --> 59:27.310]  We only do.
[59:27.850 --> 59:28.930]  They're right over there.
[59:29.030 --> 59:29.290]  Excellent.
[59:29.710 --> 59:30.890]  I think they're going to collude.
[59:31.110 --> 59:32.330]  I think they might just go become one.
[59:33.390 --> 59:33.850]  But, yeah.
[59:34.010 --> 59:34.050]  Okay.
[59:34.230 --> 59:34.370]  Yeah.
[59:36.210 --> 59:36.850]  Oh, boy.
[59:37.150 --> 59:37.610]  All right.
[59:37.790 --> 59:38.050]  All right.
[59:38.430 --> 59:38.850]  So, hello.
[59:38.850 --> 59:39.190]  Whoa, whoa, whoa.
[59:39.230 --> 59:40.050]  Oh, you got...
[59:40.050 --> 59:40.730]  You got...
[59:40.730 --> 59:40.970]  That's right.
[59:41.290 --> 59:41.610]  You got...
[59:41.610 --> 59:43.210]  You have something here for you.
[59:43.310 --> 59:43.850]  You have a...
[59:43.850 --> 59:44.530]  No, I...
[59:44.530 --> 59:45.570]  So, I'm Hamburger Helper.
[59:45.770 --> 59:46.530]  We've established...
[59:46.530 --> 59:47.190]  Yeah, Hamburger Helper.
[59:47.210 --> 59:47.930]  H Helper.
[59:48.010 --> 59:48.230]  Go ahead.
[59:48.250 --> 59:48.950]  H Helper.
[59:49.070 --> 59:49.630]  H Helper.
[59:49.910 --> 59:50.050]  H squared.
[59:50.050 --> 59:54.730]  And I am here to take it back to...
[59:54.730 --> 59:57.410]  This is what I learned in high school.
[59:57.710 --> 59:59.690]  And I've conceptualized this piece.
[59:59.810 --> 01:00:02.010]  It's a very dear and important piece to me.
[01:00:02.090 --> 01:00:05.190]  I've thought about it for seconds, maybe minutes.
[01:00:07.190 --> 01:00:08.570]  And here we are.
[01:00:20.650 --> 01:00:22.190]  Do we have sound, actually?
[01:00:23.610 --> 01:00:24.730]  It's a critical component.
[01:00:25.410 --> 01:00:27.570]  My auteur vision, it's failed me.
[01:00:29.850 --> 01:00:30.770]  Wait, is it...
[01:00:30.770 --> 01:00:31.350]  Is it not?
[01:00:32.050 --> 01:00:32.850]  Okay, hold on.
[01:00:33.210 --> 01:00:34.830]  Is it outputting to the right place?
[01:00:35.130 --> 01:00:36.570]  Are you all the way up from the output?
[01:00:37.030 --> 01:00:41.050]  And did we just do the same thing with the same laptop about five minutes ago?
[01:00:46.360 --> 01:00:47.320]  How's the battery?
[01:00:49.300 --> 01:00:50.280]  Wait, so what do I have?
[01:00:50.360 --> 01:00:51.420]  Okay, you fix.
[01:00:52.280 --> 01:00:53.220]  Where's my AV going?
[01:00:55.260 --> 01:00:56.780]  I don't even know what's going on.
[01:00:58.100 --> 01:00:58.660]  What's that?
[01:01:01.220 --> 01:01:06.680]  Now, I know this is not the case because it's actually a massive buffet of constantly concurring things.
[01:01:06.820 --> 01:01:10.380]  But I always like to imagine when someone's leaving that they're like, I didn't pay for this.
[01:01:11.760 --> 01:01:13.520]  This wasn't what I signed up for.
[01:01:13.840 --> 01:01:14.540]  I hear something.
[01:01:15.360 --> 01:01:16.280]  I hear something.
[01:01:16.500 --> 01:01:16.960]  Do we have it?
[01:01:18.320 --> 01:01:18.820]  Dave?
[01:01:20.520 --> 01:01:21.600]  I mean, I hear buzzing.
[01:01:21.920 --> 01:01:22.900]  Open the pod bay doors, Hal.
[01:01:25.700 --> 01:01:27.520]  Open the pod bay doors, Hal.
[01:02:00.790 --> 01:02:02.570]  My defense, the keys are like...
[01:02:03.150 --> 01:02:05.990]  You have to like press like some...
[01:02:48.170 --> 01:02:54.610]  Okay, that was Hamburger Helper with Thus Spake HTML.
[01:02:55.030 --> 01:02:55.070]  That's right.
[01:02:55.490 --> 01:02:58.490]  One of these keys controls the other keys, but that's okay.
[01:02:59.550 --> 01:03:01.250]  It was just going to say, hello, hope.
[01:03:01.450 --> 01:03:02.570]  I mean, it had potential.
[01:03:02.870 --> 01:03:03.590]  It had potential.
[01:03:03.710 --> 01:03:07.870]  I definitely got to take that puppy in and really buff it up a bit before it comes back.
[01:03:07.870 --> 01:03:08.190]  I'll come back next year.
[01:03:08.190 --> 01:03:09.110]  Yeah, next dog show.
[01:03:09.310 --> 01:03:09.530]  Reshop it.
[01:03:09.650 --> 01:03:10.230]  Is it?
[01:03:12.890 --> 01:03:13.770]  Oh, so...
[01:03:13.770 --> 01:03:15.510]  It's a bilingual keyboard.
[01:03:17.650 --> 01:03:22.970]  So, I'm going to give a little bogey for that one.
[01:03:23.190 --> 01:03:23.930]  Yeah, there you go.
[01:03:24.310 --> 01:03:26.050]  Unexpected French is always a thing.
[01:03:27.990 --> 01:03:29.390]  So, let's bogey that.
[01:03:29.470 --> 01:03:30.870]  Let's do a plus five on that one.
[01:03:31.450 --> 01:03:32.070]  All right.
[01:03:33.290 --> 01:03:34.010]  No, no, no.
[01:03:34.050 --> 01:03:35.270]  Don't f*king take it.
[01:03:35.450 --> 01:03:36.890]  You see where this is going.
[01:03:38.430 --> 01:03:39.150]  Jesus Christ.
[01:03:39.490 --> 01:03:42.370]  Next person's like, I'm going to show you how to press the S key.
[01:03:43.090 --> 01:03:44.070]  Next, come right here.
[01:03:45.010 --> 01:03:48.710]  We've got two more people who hopped in and then we're going to have to come up.
[01:03:48.830 --> 01:03:49.910]  We're going to bring everybody up.
[01:03:50.010 --> 01:03:52.390]  We're going to make sure they all spread their disease to each other.
[01:03:52.530 --> 01:03:53.210]  And then we're going to...
[01:03:54.350 --> 01:03:55.570]  And then we're going to go.
[01:03:55.710 --> 01:03:58.550]  So, what is the name you're comfortable giving to the crowd?
[01:03:59.130 --> 01:04:01.870]  My name is Orissia and...
[01:04:01.870 --> 01:04:03.130]  Or Bright Highway.
[01:04:03.370 --> 01:04:05.250]  Bright Highway or Orissia.
[01:04:05.950 --> 01:04:06.470]  Orissia.
[01:04:06.790 --> 01:04:07.310]  Orissia.
[01:04:07.590 --> 01:04:07.890]  Yeah.
[01:04:08.110 --> 01:04:08.610]  Got it.
[01:04:08.750 --> 01:04:08.970]  Okay.
[01:04:09.170 --> 01:04:09.510]  Excellent.
[01:04:09.790 --> 01:04:11.310]  And what is your talent?
[01:04:11.850 --> 01:04:14.730]  So, it's more of a physical talent.
[01:04:15.150 --> 01:04:15.430]  Okay.
[01:04:15.690 --> 01:04:17.810]  Good thing to do behind a podium.
[01:04:18.130 --> 01:04:18.730]  Keep going.
[01:04:18.830 --> 01:04:20.610]  I would rather go in front.
[01:04:20.670 --> 01:04:24.030]  I could do, but I'm pretty short, so I feel like I'm not very visible.
[01:04:24.110 --> 01:04:24.810]  I don't need a mic.
[01:04:24.970 --> 01:04:25.510]  Oh, okay.
[01:04:25.690 --> 01:04:26.150]  Wow.
[01:04:26.550 --> 01:04:27.010]  Jesus.
[01:04:27.430 --> 01:04:28.170]  That's confidence.
[01:04:28.170 --> 01:04:29.410]  I'll be right over here.
[01:04:32.640 --> 01:04:35.080]  I'll be over here in the needs a mic wing.
[01:04:35.620 --> 01:04:35.900]  All right.
[01:04:37.000 --> 01:04:38.480]  Let's see it.
[01:04:42.660 --> 01:04:43.240]  Nope.
[01:04:47.700 --> 01:04:50.040]  Someone in the health department just looked up.
[01:04:50.100 --> 01:04:51.440]  It's worse from back here.
[01:04:52.580 --> 01:04:53.100]  All right.
[01:04:56.770 --> 01:05:00.190]  Orissia, Bright Highway, shoulder dislocation.
[01:05:00.190 --> 01:05:04.570]  And finally, number eight.
[01:05:04.810 --> 01:05:05.850]  I think we're up to eight, aren't we?
[01:05:06.050 --> 01:05:06.090]  I think.
[01:05:08.450 --> 01:05:08.890]  Yeah.
[01:05:09.410 --> 01:05:09.850]  Yeah.
[01:05:10.610 --> 01:05:15.390]  I wasn't sure whether getting my laptop was a performance or an intermission.
[01:05:15.390 --> 01:05:16.210]  I don't know.
[01:05:16.350 --> 01:05:16.770]  I don't know.
[01:05:16.770 --> 01:05:17.350]  All this shit.
[01:05:17.470 --> 01:05:18.690]  All these tokens are fungible.
[01:05:19.430 --> 01:05:24.450]  Getting my laptop is the 2022 equivalent of buying the orange suit.
[01:05:24.450 --> 01:05:27.390]  I mean, he's almost graduated to staff at this point.
[01:05:27.610 --> 01:05:31.470]  So, at this point, he just get a friggin' staff badge after this.
[01:05:32.530 --> 01:05:33.130]  Hi.
[01:05:33.990 --> 01:05:34.290]  Hi.
[01:05:34.570 --> 01:05:35.650]  Last one.
[01:05:36.290 --> 01:05:39.490]  You are the hope inside of Pandora's box.
[01:05:39.810 --> 01:05:44.530]  So, tell us what your handle or name you prefer to give.
[01:05:45.230 --> 01:05:45.850]  Hi.
[01:05:45.970 --> 01:05:46.590]  My name's Roman.
[01:05:47.290 --> 01:05:47.630]  Okay.
[01:05:48.070 --> 01:05:51.170]  And what is your talent?
[01:05:51.690 --> 01:05:55.250]  My friends somehow convinced me to Healy across the stage.
[01:05:55.550 --> 01:05:56.310]  To what?
[01:05:56.550 --> 01:05:57.510]  To Healy.
[01:05:58.790 --> 01:06:01.170]  To what across the stage?
[01:06:01.750 --> 01:06:02.590]  You'll see.
[01:06:03.970 --> 01:06:04.210]  Wait.
[01:06:04.510 --> 01:06:05.930]  Do you have a helmet?
[01:06:06.470 --> 01:06:07.810]  I do not have a helmet.
[01:06:08.030 --> 01:06:08.210]  Okay.
[01:06:08.310 --> 01:06:09.670]  We're not liable.
[01:06:09.930 --> 01:06:10.410]  Okay.
[01:06:11.930 --> 01:06:12.710]  That's true.
[01:06:12.850 --> 01:06:13.610]  We're not liable.
[01:06:13.610 --> 01:06:18.390]  The most appropriate answer to, like, what is your talent is get out of my way.
[01:06:19.150 --> 01:06:20.410]  That's a pretty good one.
[01:06:20.770 --> 01:06:22.330]  Use that in job interviews.
[01:06:22.550 --> 01:06:23.290]  What are your talents?
[01:06:23.430 --> 01:06:25.010]  Get the f*ck out of my way.
[01:06:26.630 --> 01:06:29.990]  Go home and watch TV and I'll fix your shit while you're home.
[01:06:30.550 --> 01:06:31.150]  All right.
[01:06:31.150 --> 01:06:32.950]  You're going to something across the stage.
[01:06:32.950 --> 01:06:35.550]  I just want to point out that you have not told us.
[01:06:36.170 --> 01:06:37.290]  And I don't know.
[01:06:37.670 --> 01:06:38.110]  Healy.
[01:06:38.290 --> 01:06:40.190]  He's got wheels in his shoes.
[01:06:40.450 --> 01:06:41.150]  Oh, okay.
[01:06:41.310 --> 01:06:42.710]  I can put that on a four.
[01:06:42.710 --> 01:06:43.270]  Okay.
[01:06:43.410 --> 01:06:46.850]  Well, I'll just protect the next act's shit from you.
[01:06:48.130 --> 01:06:48.610]  All right.
[01:06:48.690 --> 01:06:48.930]  Go ahead.
[01:06:49.070 --> 01:06:49.890]  You're going to...
[01:06:50.410 --> 01:06:51.410]  Well, you're going to do what you're going to do.
[01:06:51.510 --> 01:06:51.890]  Go for it.
[01:07:01.430 --> 01:07:02.890]  I was waiting for it.
[01:07:04.430 --> 01:07:05.850]  I was waiting for it.
[01:07:05.930 --> 01:07:08.090]  I was watching Darwin giggle from the back.
[01:07:08.850 --> 01:07:10.490]  Darwin just grabbing popcorn.
[01:07:12.830 --> 01:07:13.270]  Okay.
[01:07:13.910 --> 01:07:14.290]  Okay.
[01:07:14.690 --> 01:07:16.890]  So let's have a private judges meeting.
[01:07:17.030 --> 01:07:18.470]  And by private, I mean we're going to mic it.
[01:07:18.570 --> 01:07:20.130]  So what do you guys think about these losers?
[01:07:20.350 --> 01:07:21.870]  What the f*ck's happening here?
[01:07:21.950 --> 01:07:22.510]  Holy shit.
[01:07:23.010 --> 01:07:23.490]  Oh my God.
[01:07:24.150 --> 01:07:26.670]  Didn't even know the Cracker Jack backside of bottom to it.
[01:07:27.730 --> 01:07:30.290]  Because I've already blanked out on some of these.
[01:07:30.350 --> 01:07:30.370]  I haven't.
[01:07:30.370 --> 01:07:30.470]  I haven't.
[01:07:31.050 --> 01:07:31.570]  No, no.
[01:07:32.230 --> 01:07:32.810]  Wait, wait, wait.
[01:07:32.890 --> 01:07:34.570]  Did the man who stole all the state...
[01:07:34.930 --> 01:07:35.250]  What?
[01:07:37.530 --> 01:07:38.530]  You know what you are?
[01:07:38.690 --> 01:07:39.250]  You know what you are?
[01:07:39.450 --> 01:07:41.830]  You are a disqualified act.
[01:07:41.890 --> 01:07:43.630]  So go up and do it while we discuss it.
[01:07:43.830 --> 01:07:44.110]  Come on.
[01:07:44.110 --> 01:07:44.430]  Right here.
[01:07:44.490 --> 01:07:45.050]  Go, go, go.
[01:07:48.340 --> 01:07:48.980]  Yeah, go ahead.
[01:07:49.060 --> 01:07:49.280]  Go ahead.
[01:07:49.380 --> 01:07:49.620]  Okay.
[01:07:49.700 --> 01:07:49.820]  Okay.
[01:07:49.820 --> 01:07:51.900]  So this is the entertainment while we figure this out.
[01:07:52.100 --> 01:07:52.420]  Excellent.
[01:07:52.840 --> 01:07:54.180]  How do we feel about these guys?
[01:07:54.620 --> 01:07:54.960]  I don't know.
[01:07:55.460 --> 01:07:57.260]  I'm feeling kind of shitty right now.
[01:07:57.540 --> 01:07:57.740]  Yeah.
[01:07:58.660 --> 01:08:01.680]  I really like to encourage Cole and his two singers.
[01:08:01.840 --> 01:08:03.140]  They really have to put themselves out.
[01:08:03.340 --> 01:08:04.460]  Copy, paste and Cole.
[01:08:04.580 --> 01:08:06.340]  Copy, uh, uh, not the copy, paste.
[01:08:06.560 --> 01:08:07.080]  What was his name?
[01:08:07.740 --> 01:08:08.140]  Cole.
[01:08:08.760 --> 01:08:09.440]  Cole Porter.
[01:08:09.860 --> 01:08:10.600]  Cole Porter.
[01:08:11.200 --> 01:08:11.600]  What?
[01:08:11.820 --> 01:08:12.580]  What the f*ck?
[01:08:13.440 --> 01:08:14.620]  I like the copy, paste.
[01:08:14.820 --> 01:08:15.640]  I like the copy, paste.
[01:08:16.280 --> 01:08:17.280]  Copy, paste was nice.
[01:08:17.400 --> 01:08:18.040]  It was a good moment.
[01:08:19.840 --> 01:08:20.240]  Okay.
[01:08:20.560 --> 01:08:20.880]  Thank you.
[01:08:21.100 --> 01:08:22.400]  He's an honorary, honorary staff.
[01:08:22.420 --> 01:08:22.820]  Excellent.
[01:08:23.140 --> 01:08:23.200]  Yeah.
[01:08:23.560 --> 01:08:29.420]  And, uh, um, and then, so, I mean, after that, whatever you guys think.
[01:08:30.620 --> 01:08:31.080]  What's that?
[01:08:31.300 --> 01:08:32.240]  Whatever you guys think.
[01:08:33.040 --> 01:08:33.100]  Cole.
[01:08:33.100 --> 01:08:33.680]  Cole Porter.
[01:08:38.820 --> 01:08:41.420]  So, so here's, so, so we're going to keep that in mind.
[01:08:41.820 --> 01:08:43.300]  Now I'm going to bring this up with the audience.
[01:08:43.620 --> 01:08:43.900]  That's right.
[01:08:44.160 --> 01:08:46.960]  So now you're going to want to give us some results in the first.
[01:08:47.160 --> 01:08:47.780]  Yeah, absolutely.
[01:08:47.940 --> 01:08:48.040]  Yeah.
[01:08:48.160 --> 01:08:48.300]  Okay.
[01:08:48.300 --> 01:08:48.800]  Because that's hard.
[01:08:49.360 --> 01:08:49.500]  Yeah.
[01:08:50.900 --> 01:08:52.380]  They're, they're destroying things.
[01:08:52.680 --> 01:08:53.440]  I don't, I don't.
[01:08:56.340 --> 01:08:59.100]  Somewhere manuals going, where's my laptop?
[01:09:00.580 --> 01:09:00.720]  Yeah.
[01:09:01.980 --> 01:09:02.180]  Yeah.
[01:09:15.440 --> 01:09:19.120]  So, I mean, it is a talent.
[01:09:21.520 --> 01:09:22.300]  He's it.
[01:09:29.300 --> 01:09:30.940]  Does, does this have a name?
[01:09:31.880 --> 01:09:32.540]  No.
[01:09:32.540 --> 01:09:34.300]  Well, I mean, that doesn't have a name anymore.
[01:09:34.880 --> 01:09:35.780]  Oh, my God.
[01:09:37.160 --> 01:09:38.120]  Oh, my God.
[01:09:39.820 --> 01:09:42.060]  Somewhere the child that made that is crying.
[01:09:42.640 --> 01:09:44.740]  Uh, too soon?
[01:09:45.280 --> 01:09:46.720]  Was too soon for the child.
[01:09:50.420 --> 01:09:52.500]  Oh, I always wondered what was inside those things.
[01:09:53.740 --> 01:09:54.700]  Oh, it's on.
[01:09:58.380 --> 01:10:01.680]  Uh, I see the screen.
[01:10:01.680 --> 01:10:02.320]  No, no, no, no.
[01:10:02.320 --> 01:10:03.700]  They'll destroy it with your little...
[01:10:03.700 --> 01:10:05.940]  There's, there's an important Windows update right now.
[01:10:06.120 --> 01:10:06.260]  Yeah.
[01:10:07.640 --> 01:10:08.260]  Oh, shit.
[01:10:08.280 --> 01:10:09.240]  I think this thing's hackable.
[01:10:09.920 --> 01:10:10.420]  Uh, sorry.
[01:10:10.740 --> 01:10:11.860]  It's already...
[01:10:11.860 --> 01:10:15.760]  In fact, uh, the computer is the main price.
[01:10:16.020 --> 01:10:17.400]  Okay, so, uh...
[01:10:17.400 --> 01:10:17.680]  Do you have a signal?
[01:10:17.900 --> 01:10:18.020]  Yeah.
[01:10:18.440 --> 01:10:18.660]  Okay.
[01:10:19.240 --> 01:10:19.620]  All right.
[01:10:19.840 --> 01:10:20.840]  Does that even have an act?
[01:10:21.040 --> 01:10:22.260]  Does that act even have a name?
[01:10:22.680 --> 01:10:23.400]  Jesus Christ.
[01:10:24.200 --> 01:10:25.720]  Can I explain that one to the cleaning crew?
[01:10:25.920 --> 01:10:26.560]  Jesus Christ.
[01:10:26.720 --> 01:10:27.500]  All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
[01:10:27.620 --> 01:10:28.520]  Da-da-da-da-da-da.
[01:10:28.520 --> 01:10:29.480]  Da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
[01:10:29.580 --> 01:10:29.880]  We don't...
[01:10:29.880 --> 01:10:33.260]  They gave me a hard stop to this room, so I don't want to go for too long.
[01:10:33.340 --> 01:10:38.260]  But, you know, first of all, a big round of applause to everybody who was brave enough to walk up through this shit.
[01:10:39.460 --> 01:10:44.820]  And I would like all those folks, by the way, to come up right now, please, because we're going to have a little audience reaction.
[01:10:45.040 --> 01:10:47.000]  So come along over here and over here.
[01:10:47.200 --> 01:10:49.220]  Keep your masks on, because you're all filthy.
[01:10:49.860 --> 01:10:52.440]  And, um, so I do...
[01:10:53.040 --> 01:10:56.520]  I also want to say that before we start...
[01:10:58.540 --> 01:10:58.980]  Um...
[01:10:59.620 --> 01:11:02.880]  Before we start, you already earned your crew shirt.
[01:11:03.080 --> 01:11:04.700]  So there's a crew shirt, a gift from the crew.
[01:11:08.580 --> 01:11:10.040]  Nobody works for free.
[01:11:11.360 --> 01:11:13.380]  I would have loved if that wasn't the...
[01:11:13.380 --> 01:11:13.700]  All right.
[01:11:13.960 --> 01:11:14.720]  So, look.
[01:11:15.860 --> 01:11:16.520]  Look, folks.
[01:11:16.680 --> 01:11:17.400]  We're not...
[01:11:17.400 --> 01:11:17.860]  We're not...
[01:11:17.860 --> 01:11:19.860]  We're not a great accounting team over here.
[01:11:19.960 --> 01:11:20.700]  We do what we can.
[01:11:20.780 --> 01:11:21.620]  We do what our piece is.
[01:11:21.720 --> 01:11:23.680]  But we also reach out to you, the audience.
[01:11:24.100 --> 01:11:29.320]  Maybe you kept track of this moving risk game of talent and all these different folks.
[01:11:29.480 --> 01:11:31.440]  But I would love to have...
[01:11:31.440 --> 01:11:35.080]  I'm going to put my hands over different acts.
[01:11:35.560 --> 01:11:38.200]  I'm going to do my best to remember what the acts were named.
[01:11:38.600 --> 01:11:39.960]  Actually, you folks should do that.
[01:11:39.960 --> 01:11:41.260]  You're even better at it than me.
[01:11:41.620 --> 01:11:46.080]  And I just want a little reaction of, like, move them to the next level.
[01:11:46.760 --> 01:11:48.380]  Move them to the next level, okay?
[01:11:48.460 --> 01:11:49.580]  So we can quickly do this.
[01:11:49.660 --> 01:11:50.440]  This was an enormous...
[01:11:50.440 --> 01:11:52.220]  Everybody is a winner here.
[01:11:52.720 --> 01:11:54.480]  And the prize...
[01:11:54.480 --> 01:11:55.780]  Well, does that really matter?
[01:11:55.940 --> 01:11:56.140]  Yes.
[01:11:56.140 --> 01:11:59.900]  But it doesn't matter as much as knowing that they took the risk.
[01:12:00.020 --> 01:12:00.880]  They took the jump!
[01:12:01.240 --> 01:12:02.440]  And that's really appreciated.
[01:12:02.440 --> 01:12:03.500]  Okay, so let's...
[01:12:04.280 --> 01:12:04.920]  Oh, boy.
[01:12:05.060 --> 01:12:05.900]  We got a whole...
[01:12:08.780 --> 01:12:09.940]  Oh, that's fantastic.
[01:12:11.700 --> 01:12:12.340]  All right.
[01:12:12.540 --> 01:12:13.120]  So it's going to...
[01:12:13.520 --> 01:12:15.400]  We have no scientific way of doing this.
[01:12:15.440 --> 01:12:15.900]  We're going to try.
[01:12:17.900 --> 01:12:18.700]  Dislocated shoulder.
[01:12:20.060 --> 01:12:20.660]  Dislocated shoulder.
[01:12:23.120 --> 01:12:23.520]  Enter!
[01:12:23.780 --> 01:12:24.520]  What was your thing, bro?
[01:12:25.040 --> 01:12:25.360]  What was your...
[01:12:25.360 --> 01:12:26.160]  I helied.
[01:12:26.360 --> 01:12:26.500]  Hmm?
[01:12:26.640 --> 01:12:27.300]  I helied.
[01:12:27.300 --> 01:12:28.120]  Space.
[01:12:29.940 --> 01:12:31.180]  He helied.
[01:12:33.140 --> 01:12:34.240]  All right, all right, all right.
[01:12:35.580 --> 01:12:38.640]  Sang Cole Porter acapella.
[01:12:43.360 --> 01:12:45.320]  Destroyed good songs.
[01:12:50.040 --> 01:12:51.860]  Modded a balloon.
[01:12:56.320 --> 01:12:58.640]  Couldn't use a French laptop.
[01:13:04.740 --> 01:13:08.760]  Followed up the sound of silence with the sound of silence.
[01:13:10.620 --> 01:13:11.640]  All right, all right, all right.
[01:13:16.430 --> 01:13:18.210]  Panopticon worn on the head.
[01:13:21.730 --> 01:13:23.090]  Sorry, I'm hearing from the judges.
[01:13:23.390 --> 01:13:24.790]  Linux on the brain.
[01:13:25.110 --> 01:13:25.310]  Okay?
[01:13:25.610 --> 01:13:26.030]  All right, all right.
[01:13:28.110 --> 01:13:29.830]  And what would you call it?
[01:13:30.790 --> 01:13:32.190]  Copy and paste machine.
[01:13:32.370 --> 01:13:32.730]  There we go.
[01:13:32.850 --> 01:13:34.170]  Copy and paste machine.
[01:13:37.930 --> 01:13:39.060]  All right, all right, all right.
[01:13:39.220 --> 01:13:42.720]  So judges, what was your kind of response?
[01:13:42.720 --> 01:13:45.800]  I heard, I definitely heard a bit for Cole Porter.
[01:13:46.120 --> 01:13:49.640]  I definitely, there was some pride for dislocated shoulder.
[01:13:50.770 --> 01:13:54.980]  I feel it's, yeah, I feel a sudden death type of do another round.
[01:13:55.270 --> 01:13:56.180]  You want me to do another round?
[01:13:56.300 --> 01:13:56.390]  Yeah.
[01:13:56.560 --> 01:13:57.060]  A little warm up?
[01:13:57.200 --> 01:13:57.350]  Okay.
[01:13:57.350 --> 01:13:58.270]  Here's my suggestion.
[01:13:58.500 --> 01:13:59.930]  The other round maybe is Porter.
[01:14:00.300 --> 01:14:00.540]  Okay.
[01:14:00.680 --> 01:14:02.480]  Silence, hat, and HTML.
[01:14:02.730 --> 01:14:03.270]  Those are the four?
[01:14:03.770 --> 01:14:05.520]  That's the way it sounded from here.
[01:14:05.760 --> 01:14:06.420]  What do people think?
[01:14:06.540 --> 01:14:06.980]  How do we go?
[01:14:07.160 --> 01:14:07.700]  Is that about right?
[01:14:08.520 --> 01:14:14.220]  Let's, let's, let's, let's check the democracy of everyone here before we go to the electoral college of you two.
[01:14:14.640 --> 01:14:17.700]  Look, everyone gets a certificate of appreciation.
[01:14:17.980 --> 01:14:18.230]  Okay.
[01:14:18.420 --> 01:14:21.480]  So everyone's a winner for various values of winner.
[01:14:22.340 --> 01:14:22.810]  All right.
[01:14:22.880 --> 01:14:23.700]  So it sounds like there's four.
[01:14:23.850 --> 01:14:24.340]  That's what you think?
[01:14:24.550 --> 01:14:26.890]  So let's, let's bring them over to, over to here.
[01:14:27.390 --> 01:14:28.500]  Let's give it the four again.
[01:14:28.840 --> 01:14:31.720]  Instant runoff voting is the Cole Porter.
[01:14:31.720 --> 01:14:32.970]  Cole Porter, come right here.
[01:14:35.310 --> 01:14:36.730]  Everyone else stay up because it's fun.
[01:14:37.170 --> 01:14:37.660]  What was next one?
[01:14:38.120 --> 01:14:40.200]  That was less clapping than he got before.
[01:14:40.700 --> 01:14:42.120]  They don't know what the f*ck's happening.
[01:14:42.230 --> 01:14:42.550]  It's okay.
[01:14:42.890 --> 01:14:43.040]  All right.
[01:14:43.850 --> 01:14:44.550]  Sound of silence.
[01:14:44.960 --> 01:14:45.630]  Sound of silence.
[01:14:46.980 --> 01:14:47.340]  What?
[01:14:49.440 --> 01:14:50.090]  Oh, there you are.
[01:14:50.170 --> 01:14:50.460]  No, no, no.
[01:14:50.540 --> 01:14:51.050]  Come over here.
[01:14:51.220 --> 01:14:51.420]  Sorry.
[01:14:53.180 --> 01:14:54.040]  We're going to be moving people.
[01:14:54.620 --> 01:14:55.580]  The Linux hat.
[01:14:55.760 --> 01:14:56.420]  Linux hat.
[01:14:56.590 --> 01:14:57.460]  Come on over, Linux hat.
[01:14:57.860 --> 01:14:58.930]  Shift over, shift over.
[01:14:59.230 --> 01:15:00.580]  We're putting them right in the center here.
[01:15:01.460 --> 01:15:01.850]  And...
[01:15:01.850 --> 01:15:03.770]  Thus spake HTML.
[01:15:04.090 --> 01:15:04.700]  Thus spake HTML.
[01:15:07.400 --> 01:15:08.040]  Okay, okay.
[01:15:08.540 --> 01:15:09.660]  So here we go.
[01:15:10.340 --> 01:15:12.390]  And I'm going to be doing...
[01:15:12.390 --> 01:15:12.770]  No, no, no.
[01:15:13.010 --> 01:15:16.050]  All of the contestants have to look straight forward into the bright, bright light.
[01:15:16.630 --> 01:15:16.930]  All right.
[01:15:17.010 --> 01:15:17.590]  Excellent work.
[01:15:17.800 --> 01:15:18.800]  And then we're going to get it.
[01:15:20.360 --> 01:15:20.760]  What?
[01:15:20.960 --> 01:15:21.200]  What?
[01:15:21.300 --> 01:15:22.390]  I want votes for each.
[01:15:22.510 --> 01:15:22.730]  Let's go.
[01:15:36.430 --> 01:15:36.830]  Silence.
[01:15:37.090 --> 01:15:37.330]  Silence.
[01:15:37.650 --> 01:15:38.950]  Sounds like silence got it.
[01:15:39.010 --> 01:15:39.710]  The sound of silence.
[01:15:39.710 --> 01:15:41.130]  So silence is number one.
[01:15:41.230 --> 01:15:42.830]  And then we got these other...
[01:15:42.830 --> 01:15:46.210]  I think Cole was number two there.
[01:15:46.770 --> 01:15:47.170]  He was?
[01:15:47.390 --> 01:15:47.590]  Yeah.
[01:15:48.210 --> 01:15:48.930]  It sounded like it to me.
[01:15:49.370 --> 01:15:49.690]  Okay.
[01:15:49.930 --> 01:15:50.330]  You know what?
[01:15:50.410 --> 01:15:51.690]  Let's just make it a tie between these two.
[01:15:51.830 --> 01:15:52.490]  So we got it right here.
[01:15:52.570 --> 01:15:57.510]  The two who were brave enough to blast out singing with and without functioning music.
[01:15:57.530 --> 01:15:59.090]  So that works out really well for me.
[01:15:59.090 --> 01:16:00.650]  We have our other winners here.
[01:16:00.850 --> 01:16:07.450]  We're just going to have a big set of people all gather up here and pick out from this glorious box.
[01:16:07.670 --> 01:16:10.170]  And that's going to be his job because I love doing that.
[01:16:10.270 --> 01:16:14.890]  So let's get all these winners a round of applause for taking this time.
[01:16:19.780 --> 01:16:20.760]  We laughed.
[01:16:20.900 --> 01:16:21.560]  We cried.
[01:16:21.980 --> 01:16:23.660]  We made a bunch of faces.
[01:16:24.340 --> 01:16:26.080]  People got new hacker names.
[01:16:26.080 --> 01:16:28.380]  A laptop was destroyed.
[01:16:29.880 --> 01:16:31.920]  The owner found out tomorrow.
[01:16:33.420 --> 01:16:35.280]  It was full of joy.
[01:16:35.440 --> 01:16:37.640]  A new member of the crew joined.
[01:16:38.080 --> 01:16:39.680]  That was memories for everywhere.
[01:16:41.060 --> 01:16:41.300]  Okay.
[01:16:42.280 --> 01:16:42.880]  So...
[01:16:44.440 --> 01:16:45.040]  Names?
[01:16:45.280 --> 01:16:45.400]  Yeah.
[01:16:46.300 --> 01:16:47.100]  My name?
[01:16:47.280 --> 01:16:47.600]  Yes.
[01:16:48.160 --> 01:16:48.920]  I'm Greg.
[01:16:49.260 --> 01:16:49.480]  Yeah.
[01:16:49.980 --> 01:16:51.960]  I'm trying to f*cking get some applause.
[01:16:52.140 --> 01:16:52.640]  That's how you do it.
[01:16:52.720 --> 01:16:53.320]  I'm Greg.
[01:16:56.100 --> 01:16:57.440]  And I'm Kusanagi.
[01:16:58.760 --> 01:16:59.740]  I'm Jason.
[01:17:00.240 --> 01:17:00.800]  Jason.
[01:17:01.680 --> 01:17:02.240]  Jason.
[01:17:02.600 --> 01:17:03.920]  Maybe one day we'll win your heart.
[01:17:04.340 --> 01:17:04.720]  Jason.
[01:17:09.440 --> 01:17:10.000]  Anyway.
[01:17:10.460 --> 01:17:12.580]  You know, thanks to everybody here.
[01:17:12.900 --> 01:17:18.180]  Your real talent was seeing that, like, hope was a winning bet and coming in and having fun.
[01:17:18.320 --> 01:17:20.180]  So thanks so much for that as well.
[01:17:20.180 --> 01:17:21.660]  I cannot stress that enough.
[01:17:22.660 --> 01:17:23.320]  Beautiful people.
[01:17:23.320 --> 01:17:25.960]  All right, all of our winners of various amounts, come up here.
[01:17:26.060 --> 01:17:26.800]  We're going to get you in line.
[01:17:26.920 --> 01:17:27.820]  We're going to get you some prizes.
[01:17:28.120 --> 01:17:28.700]  Whatever you'd like.
[01:17:28.740 --> 01:17:30.000]  And we'll be having more events.
[01:17:30.300 --> 01:17:33.580]  As mentioned, the memories of the Hotel Pennsylvania is tonight.
[01:17:33.600 --> 01:17:35.440]  We're going to have some music performances tonight.
[01:17:35.660 --> 01:17:37.560]  The night is not over.
[01:17:38.200 --> 01:17:39.540]  It's barely begun.
[01:17:39.540 --> 01:17:39.560]  We're going to have some music performances tonight.