H0w 2 robb a banck    by r00iner

        ohkay, so you mite b thinkink of robbin your lokal bank becuz you
 neeed moulah to paye 4 yur weed and beer and ging3r alwe and A0L akountz so
 you g0 2 da place wear dey makee da moulah, yez datz rite, da banck, now
 furst dis iz only fer desperate muthafux0rz and reel men like me and my
 freendz, sekond, if u get cauht and dis shit getz u kaugt den it aint my
 falt 0r da fault of MuthaFux0rs Inc.  If u uze dese metodez den you can make
 10 drillion a week, me and Bitz Beeter yand Darrknezzsz furst used dese m
 metodes abouttd 3 yers ag0 and we r s0 fuken rich dat eye am riting dis on
 a suporkomputoor dAT we bot withh all da cash dat flowz frum da banck.

        now Furst let me explain tyo u watt a banck iz doez, a banck iz wear
da fedcz manufaktor all da kash in dis contry dat we use to pay oouur billz
to uncle big mooze, now da kash is den kept in a banck valt wich iz wear all
da kash for dis kountr iz today daye.  now watt u iz goinga du iz take dat
kash and go home and den go to da stre da neckst daye and by stufz

        ko, furst u will need a taregut 4 ur robgberie,  eye sugeszt a banck
in a smalll toun bekuz itz ezer 2 get a way bekuz dere wiil bee n0 fuckin
trafik to jam ur shit up.  Furst U nead 2 get too of dose gunz like in
wolfensten wear it spinz around and shoots bullutz reely fast so u kan shoot
da natsiz, eye meen banck guyz. Now, heer iz da plan, furst u go 2 a traktor
pull in a toun kloze 2 da town wit da targut banck, noew u must hijak da
traktor, drieve it 2 da bankc and crassh it thru da frunt uf it, eden u jump
off da traktor wit ure gunz blazin and u shoot up everythin in site until da
k0pz cun which iz when u shoot dem so dey kant arruest u, thsnd u blo apaurt
da banck valt and take da kash and go back 2 ur houze and do sum PCP, bekuz
u dezerve it afgter a hard dayz work, ;0)