h0w 2 hak DOS  by r00iner

        DOS iz probubkly da m0zt ezyist thin 2 hak, da furst thing dat i sed
2 myself wen i exeted windowz95 in2 doslike stuff 4 da furst time was (wear
wuz da passwurd?) so dere r no, REEPEET NO, DUBLE REEPEET NO FUCKIN PASSWURDz
in dos, n0 matur whurt.  So da weigh u hak dos is dis, u furst sit doun at
da koompoooter, (N0T YURS DUMBASSZ!!!!!^&$%^$%^!) AND Tipe format c: y
K0ngratulatonz, U r a ko0l doz hackker, now go do sum PCP