Introdukshon 2 anarky

        Now if u r reedin this den I assume dat u doont kno whut anarky iz
and u eckspekt me 2 tell u rite now rite?!?!#&*!#%^ well den u r in 4 a treet
dat eye will suply u with 4.  Furst letz defin anarky, anarky may b dfind asz
any aktshon dat cauzes problemz 4 sum1 else, useusally it meenz blowin da
fuck outta shit,  if u r blowin shit up den try 2 make it eckspensiv shit,
my favorite thingz 2 bolw up r roolz roicez, dey fuckin blow up good bcauze
dey have da same enginez as rocketz nd shit like dat...rson iz also a fun
thing 2 du,  itz almost lik blowin shit up 2, eye only bern doun churchez
skoolz, placez where homelesz peepol go for fuud and shit like dat, dem fuckin
bumz deserv gettin berned 4 not havin a houze...now letz look at da hystry
uf anarky.  Jooliuz Seiser invented anarky bax in BC (not British Columbya
u shithed!!!! B4 Crist iz whut BC meenz) when he ran thru moskow with a knif
and stabbed all da kommy basturdz, he den sed, "let dere b anarky" and berned
doun da piramidz uf Belgum and blew up da leenin tower....since den da wuruld
hasnt been tha saneme bcuz den Gengiz Caon made a big huge pipe bom and
detunated da fucker in Stalinz face endin dat kommy basturdz life.  Leter
dat yeer Merlin da Lituanean Magic dood formed da grup uf seven in da alpz
uf greeenland where deir bom set off n avulanch dat smashed Kiev'z kommy
butt.... King Soloonmon den sed "if da peepol want anarky, den dat is what
de'll getzorz" and he gave evury1 da bubonik plage which killud half a
millyun fuckin kommiez and made da aztekz verry happy.  Den Mikal J Focks
berned da tranz-kanada hiway which da kommiez worked very hard 0n and thuz
da great beer famin of 1988 started brining da NWA 2 itz neez
until Sega kame 2 da rescue by blowin da fuck outta da hoover dam and fludin
Reno.  Den Jack da Ripper started sellin da PCP in Moskow and sume fuckin
 kommy bitch stole all hiz beer so he started smashin into d00dz wit his
 monstur truk until Da Kuppa Truupaz gave him a pack uf smokez 2 stop.  Diz
 wuz also da same time dat Mike Tysun went thru hiz skool wit hiz bezt freend
 Busta Rhimez and dey shot all da kommy kidz ecksecushon stile...Bill Gatez
 was at dis time qutoed as sayin "If eye dont blow da fuck outta Loz Anglez
 den who will?  Sherlox Homez? HAHAHAHAHA Not fuxin likely" and Atilla da
 Hun smashed hiz face in a brawl at a hawkey game dat. da brawl wuz ovur
 who wuld get da warez when Joe Kamel died and eleut ness woud take ovur da
 gun runnin operashon. But den Optimus Prime kicked da Ghostbusterz kommy
 ass and started da kristal meth empire

        Eye hope dat u now understand Anarky, if u want 2 lern more den rip
some boockz about anarky as well as some Wu Tang Clan CDz offf uf yer lokal
mall