Morphs's Last Words


                ThA K0nshence uf a muthafuxin AnArkist

anuther1 got kot tooday, itz all in da paperz and radio nd stuff "Punk
arressted 4 blowin da fuck outta da skoool"  "Muthafuxin anarkist robbud
a banck annd shot sum uf da pigz" ....dam kidz they iz alll alike, butt did
u ever in yur 3 peece sykologie nd 1980z tekn0brain ever take a fuckin l00k
at tha bhind of tha i's of a muthafuxin anarkist??? ever wundor thinck ab0ut
whut makez him t1ckt0ck? whut big things molded da d00d in2 whut he iz?
eye am a muthafuxin anarkist, enter my fuckin wurld.....my wurld iz 1 dat
beginz wit a plac wee all hate, yez datz rite, skool....eye am smarteer dan
most uf da othur neerdz and geekz, eye dont even lisen 2 da teechur bcuz she
iz a borin biatch, eye am in gradee 9 or ate....dam unduracheever..dey r all
alike....da teecher ecksplainz h0w 2 du sum math stuff...dat eye'll figur out
l8ur "No, Mrz Andurzun, eye didnt sho my werk, eye alredy told u, eye
lost my teckstbo0k"  dam kid, probubly ferget it...eye made a diskuvery 2day
...eye found a kompooter, h0ld yer fuckin horsez fer a sek0nd, eye kan get
k00l stuff wit dis, and eye can have a kool nickname like Morf eye meen Morph,
and eye kan exert powur over udderz, and if dey donut like it eye kan
threeten dam dat i will blo dere car up, dis is grate, no 1 will make fun
uf da way eye talk bcuz dey kant here me, not bcuz eye am yellin in dey'r face
...dam kid, all he duz iz drinck da beer, and den it happend, eye found da
Jolly Rogurz kookb0ok and a do0r opuned 2 a wuruld...a wuruld werre eye wuz
da leeder of a bunch uf muthafuxin anarchists and J0lly Roger wuz our g0d,
like beer in a druncken anarkists veens, a huhge elektroonik blast iz sent
out 2 killl sum1, and a bom iz sent 2 da prez uf da wuruld, "Dis iz it, dis
iz whut eye am g0nna du, eye kno every1 hear, nd da d00dz dat eye dont kno
eye will harasss" Dam kid, makez such a raket, y dusnt he shut up? Dey'r
all alik, damn rite ur fucken ass we iz all alike u fucken dumass, weve been
at skool forever wen we want 2 get out..da peeple dat got da meet were luky
but we want sum meet 2, and we want out uf skool, dis iz our wuruld n0w, da
wuruld uf da bom and da beer, da bewty uf da fire, we breek in2 houzes wer
peopul keep dey're shit and take deyr shit whiul u run yer fancee pantz
biznuss dat we steel stuff frum and u kall us kriminulz??!!? we seak aftur
phree stuff nd u kall us kriminulz?!!!!!? we look in ur wind0wz at nite and
drink beer on ur lawn nd u kall us kriminulz???!?!?!? we exhist without.....
lotz uf bad stuff when u guyz make reely big boms nd destoy rein foreestz 
nd udder bad stuff dat we dont do, da wurst thin iz dat u say dat itz fur
ouwn go0d, yez eye am a kriminul, my krime iz dat uf blowin apart ur shed
nd makin harrazzin fone kallz, sumethin dat u will nevur 4give mee 4,
eye am a muthafuxin anarkist, nd dis iz my mannifest, u kant stop uz, we iz
all alike

Morph