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This kind of advertising isn't just going on in New York. It's happening all over the country. In fact, all over the world. As the telecommunications industry becomes more advanced, more such services are possible. Some experts believe all the hype will die down after the novelty wears off, and after the phone bills arrive. This is how it works in New York. There are four special exchanges, 976, 970, 540, and 550. 976 has actually been around for a number of years, and it's used for various recorded announcements, the weather, the time, sports scores, horoscopes. Each announcement is one minute long, and there's no interaction with the caller. So 976 is the most primitive of the exchanges. Then there's 970, which is used for adult-oriented messages. It can be a simple one-minute sex message, or a more involved and more expensive interactive message. 970 is reserved for adult telephone entertainment. Not that there's any law against children calling a 970 number, at least not yet. But that's another topic. The 540 exchange is the most advanced. On 540, you'll almost always wind up talking to a computer, which will ask you all kinds of questions. Your birth date, what city you want to hear a weather forecast for, what time you want your phone to ring, or any number of trivia questions. 550 is used for teleconferences, and that's what we're focusing on today. On 550, different numbers are used for different subjects and different types of people. For instance, there's a line for teenagers, a line for people who want to talk about sports, a line for black people, a line for gay people, and all kinds of variations and repetitions. Now, the way it works is quite simple. You just dial the number you want, and you're connected to a small group of others that have called the same number. The rest is up to you. You can just sit there and listen, you can try and have a meaningful discussion with somebody, or you can waste time and money by bantering on for hours about nothing in particular. What many callers don't realize is that time really flies on a teleconference, and every minute means more money spent. The 550 numbers you see advertised are regulated by the local phone company, New York Telephone. Right now, it costs $0.20 for the first minute and $0.10 for each additional minute. But in October, those rates are supposed to rise to $0.25 a minute, day or night. That means that if you're on a conference call for an hour, it'll cost you $15. That's a bit steep for most people. In fact, for $15, you can call someone in California for two hours. So the rate is high by most standards. But $15 an hour is nothing compared to what other services are charging. These other services are not regulated by New York Telephone, and they can charge pretty much whatever they want. How can you tell the difference? Well, as we mentioned, the 550 exchange is used for those teleconference services that are regulated by New York Telephone. But other teleconferences use the 900 area code. In other words, a 10-digit phone number starting with 900 rather than a 7-digit number beginning with 550. A couple of services also use the 700 area code, an area code capable of being used for interactive services. You'll probably see a lot more 700 numbers in the next couple of years. Calls to teleconferences in the 700 and 900 area codes can cost up to $1 a minute. That's $60 an hour for a telephone call. That's about what it would cost to carry on an hour-long conversation with someone in Germany. We called a few of these teleconferences to get a feeling for what was being said on them, and here's a sample. She's stuck on now. That's her right there. I'm hooking up the three. Uh-huh. What's your name? Chanel. Oh, Chanel? And those who need a lesson... Chanel, I talked to you before, baby. You did when? No. When? You remember me. Who are you? My name is Homicide, baby. Homicide, honey. I remember you. What's up? You know who this is, baby? Who this? Mystery. Hey, Mystery. Huh? You're not down with that. No, I'm telling you. You down with the hooker posse? I ain't no hooker. Yo, any girls... Yo, let me hold that pen. Let me find out. Any young ladies out there from the Bronx? Brooklyn, Manhattan, Queens. Word. Police. Brooklyn, please. No more for the Niagara Falls. I'm not. Nah, man. Ain't nothing like that. No. Falls on the corner. That's all I'm telling you. We found that the conversation quality remained fairly constant. That is, the services that cost one dollar a minute were not ten times better than those that cost ten cents a minute. In the end, they all sounded fairly similar. But now that these consumer teleconferences, also known as gab lines or party lines, have been around for a few months, something else has started to happen. The bills have begun to arrive. One man ran up a $95,000 phone bill. According to the New York Daily News, an 18-year-old kid from Brooklyn who used the phone for up to 11 hours a day surprised his parents with a bill for $152,000. A construction worker who wound up with a $30,000 phone bill compared his telephone addiction to gambling or having a drug habit. In Secaucus, New Jersey, a city worker used the mayor's phone to make calls to a conference line and in Union City, a city hall custodian made nearly $6,000 in calls to a conference line in just two months. Meanwhile, Southern Bell and the state of Georgia are trying to ban conference lines altogether. And in England, British Telecom was forced to pull out of the chat line business because of adverse public reaction to it. All of this appears to be only the beginning. According to the Washington Post, the state of Maryland now blocks access to conference lines unless a customer specifically asks for it. In fact, their local phone company, Chesapeake and Potomac Telephone, took the unusual step of refusing to cut off customers who didn't pay their conference line bills. Instead, after 30 days, the phone company deducts the payment from the conference line company. But some of the conference line companies take on a more combative approach. Media 4 of Oak Brook, Illinois, handles many of the 900 area code teleconference lines. If a customer were to call them after receiving a huge bill, this is what they would hear. You are responsible for all charges appearing on your monthly phone bill. If you have current 900 billing charges that you wish to question, contact your telephone company service representative. The number to call appears on your telephone bill. It is the policy of Media 4 to independently pursue collection actions for unpaid Media 4 charges. To avoid a collections action and keep your credit rating intact, payment arrangements must be established with your telephone company representative. Remember, you are responsible for all charges appearing on your monthly phone bill. Hello. Hello. Hello. Who is this? This is Kenny. Hello. Hello. Who is this? This is Kenny. Kenny? Yeah. Hi. Hi. Are you cute? I guess. You guess? Are you cute? Well, am I cute? Yes. Well, I think so. Oh. Where are you from? Personally, I think I'm very cute. Oh yeah? Yes. So where are you from? I'm from Stanford, Connecticut. Oh yeah? What's your name? Eddie. Kenny? Kenny. Kenny. My name's Dora. Dora? Yes. How old are you? What? How old are you? How old am I? I'm 20 years old. 20? Yes. I'm sorry I can't hear, because there's, like, noise in here. My friend's kids are, like, paying the ad. Oh yeah? Yeah. So what are you doing? Nothing. I'm sitting here talking to you. Oh, OK. Sitting in my blue chair. What are you doing? Sitting in my blue chair, talking to you. Your blue chair? So what do you like to do? Me? I like to ride horses. I like men. I like to have a good time, and I like to party. Yes. Do you like to party? Pretty much. What? Pretty much. What do you like doing? Just about everything. Everything? I like men who like to do everything. Oh yeah? Oh yeah? Hello, who's this? What? Hi, who's this? Dora. Hello? Yeah, I just got on. Hello, who's this? Um, this is Dora. Hi, Dora. This is Tom. Oh, hi, Tom. Dora, where are you? What, where are you calling from? Um, Stanford, Connecticut. Oh boy. How do you like that? I'm over on Long Island, across the way from you. Who's the other guy that's on? I don't know. What? I don't know. Hi, Danny, how you doing? Danny, Danny. Anyway. Hello, Tom? Yeah, go ahead. Tom? This is Tom, go ahead. Um, what do you like doing? Uh, well, I enjoy boating, I enjoy riding, I enjoy reading, and I enjoy good music and good-looking women. Wow, I like all those except the women part. You don't like good-looking women? Of course not. I'm not a lesbian or anything. So what do you like? I like good-looking men. You like good-looking men? Yeah. Well, let's see. Let's see if I fit your score. How about 5'10", about 150, 155 pounds. Uh-huh. Jog, I play tennis, I play squash, and do a good bit of swimming. Uh-huh. And I would consider myself to be more than reasonably attractive. Well, I like that. You do? So, um, tell me about yourself. How old are you? How tall are you? Me? Yeah. I'm 5'10". Boy, you're tall. Hello? Hello? Hi. Who's this? Hello? Who's this? Hi. Hello. Hi. Who's this? It's over. What happened to the person from Stanford? Where are you guys from? Hello? This one's from Long Island. Tom's from Long Island. Where, where, where? Where are you from? We're from Long Island, too. Me, too. Where? Iceland. Oh, I used to go from there. I live in Lubbock now. Oh. Where's the person from Connecticut? From Stanford. What's your name? Jill. Jill? Yes. Hello. I can barely hear you. Where's that guy from Long Island? Where is he at? Where do you live? In Port Washington. Where are you? You're way out. What's your name? Amanda. Hi, Amanda. Amanda, where do you live? That's where I live. Hello? That's where what? That's where I live. Get out of here. Who's the guy from Port Washington? Right here. Tom. Tom? Yeah. Tom, do you see him? What? Who's that guy we're talking to? Right here. What's your name? Mike. Mike? 22. Mike, how old are you? I'm 20. How old? 17. Where do you live? 17. How old are you? 17. How old are you? 17. How old are you? 17. Where do you live? Hanksville. Where? Hanksville. Wait a minute. Are you really? I can't hear you. You want to call me? What? Wait, wait. This is Tom. You want to call me? Seattle-based Omnicall, one of the largest conference line operators, describes the party lines as very popular services. A spokesperson said, people are lonely and want to reach out and talk to people. It's somebody to talk to who isn't charging you to sit on his couch. Ironically, many of the conference lines charge more per hour than a psychiatrist would. Somehow the wires have crossed. Communication's lost. Can't even get you on the telephone. You're listening to Off the Hook on WBAI. If you'd like a free list of conference lines in the New York area, write to Off the Hook, care of WBAI, 505 8th Avenue, New York, New York, 10018. And stay tuned. In a few minutes, we'll be having our own live teleconference right here over the air. You'll be able to call in, and it won't cost any more than a normal phone call. Richard Cheshire is known as Cheshire Catalyst to phone freaks, those strange people who love to play with telephones. Cheshire Catalyst used to be a phone freak, and he also used to write for Tap Magazine, which was a publication for phone freaks. He says that for years, decades even, phone freaks have been making conference calls, and needless to say, they rarely wound up paying for them. Cheshire Catalyst recollects one of the crude methods of making a conference call. I remember back in the old days, back in the days of crossbars, which is an electromechanical, good, solid, chunking machine. When we used to talk through the busy signal, I don't think you can do that anymore with all the electronic stuff that's going on, but through the beeps of the busy signal, you could hear voices. And bop, if, bop, you, bop, were, bop, to, bop, speak, bop, between the beeps, you could actually carry on a conversation like that. And a lot of people did. A legendary teleconference of the 1960s and 70s was based in Vancouver. You would dial the number for information in that city, and when the operator answered, you'd hit the A, B, C, or D button on your touchtone phone. Somehow, you would be connected to a crowd of other phone callers who did the same thing. Now, you may have noticed that we just made reference to the A, B, C, and D buttons on your touchtone phone. You also may have noticed that your touchtone phone doesn't have an A, B, C, or D button, but every touchtone phone is capable of producing four more tones. By playing around with the wiring inside the phone, it's possible to activate these four tones. In phone freak lingo, that's known as making a silver box. Right now, though, there doesn't appear to be any commercial use for those four extra tones, which would appear on the extreme right of the phone. On the military phone network, however, these four tones are used, but that's another topic entirely. Getting back to the teleconferences, Cheshire Catalyst outlines the different kinds of conversation you might find on a phone freak conference. Out on the west coast particularly, it's a lot of one-upmanship and infighting and what have you. On the east coast, it was more information sharing because it was forbidden knowledge, the information that the phone company didn't want you to have. Well, number one, about how you got into these things and how these things got set up. Some guys actually would call the frames in various places. These are locations inside the central office where the phone wires come together, and they would instruct the switchmen in the central offices on how to set one of these things up, not telling them what they were setting up. Just, hi, this is Charlie down at central, and we've got to get this thing set up, and here's what you do. Switchmen are lonely people. They sit around listening to relays click, or used to back in the days of relays. And, well, of course, you're not allowed to listen in to private conversations, but if there was this special gadget called the conference bridge that was set up and people called into it, and the bridge was set up strictly for internal telephone company use, then it was kosher for them to be listening to this kind of thing, and it was great entertainment for them. So you call up a guy in a switching office where they don't have such entertainment, don't know how to set it up, you tell them how to set it up, and then you've got your own private conference session available. Now, how would these phone freaks get the knowledge to tell phone company employees how to run their own equipment? Through a method called trashing, which is literally crawling through telephone company trash dumpsters in an effort to get discarded manuals and computer printouts. Trashing is one of the most effective ways of getting information in the phone freak computer hacker world. Phone freaks still have teleconferences, and unlike the new commercial conference lines, they seem to have something to talk about. This excerpt of a phone freak conference was recorded last year, and the participants were spread out across the United States, England, and Holland. What you'll hear is the incredible hunger for knowledge that these phone freaks have, no matter what part of the world they're in. The 1-800 number? Yes. I call the 1-800 number? Yes. And then the access code? And then the very last four digits of the access code are what town I want. I can have it in Chicago, L.A., or New York. I normally pick New York because it's closest to you and I get a better connection. Well, I have a pen and a piece of paper. I have written down a number, but that is much too long. That is 1-800-328-4666-5601-0907-00456100. Right. That can't be right. What is what in that number? That's right. Okay. The 1-800-328-4666. Okay. 1-800-328-4666 is the... This is the number I call to get to a phone system. Okay? Yes. It's a telephone number. Right. Okay. It says... It comes up with a dial tone and then I type 5-6-0-1-0 and then it goes beep. And then I dial 9... Dial tone. Well, hang on, hang on. Dial tone and then I dial 5-6-0-1-0. Right. And then it will go beep. Okay? And then I dial 9, it will go beep again. Beep. Then I dial 0-7-0-0-4-5-6-1-0-0-0. 0-7-0-0-4-5-6... 1,000. Okay? 1,000. The last four digits, the 1,000. You can also do 1,001, 1,002, 1,003, 1,004. And I think 1,005. Okay? These are the city locations. City locations. Zero is New York. Zero is Chicago. Zero is Chicago. One is Los Angeles. L.A. Two is Chicago. Chicago again. Three is White Plains, New York. White Plains, yes. This is what I'm on now. White Plains is one of your international receiving stations. Is it? Yes, it is. And 1,000, what number am I on? Three. You didn't mention four yet. 1,004 is in Texas. It's Houston, I think. Houston. All right. And after that, I don't think there is anymore. I haven't gone farther than that. Well, you know, the 1-800 number that you have now is very safe. Yeah, okay. You can call it from your own home because the guy who gave me the number called me from his own home, you know? Yeah. He said it wasn't dangerous at all. For Barry? Yeah. What's going to happen when this number goes bad, too? Well, I'm going to call the other guy, Eric, again in the USA, and he will probably give me the new number. Okay. So I figure this number will be dead in about a month. Well, I think a little longer, within one and a half, two months. That's what I think. Because they just changed it. Yeah? I don't know how this guy Eric got them so fast. Yeah, okay. I believe they get it from an operator somewhere. Yeah? Okay. You are going to see Beverly Hillcuffs, too? Probably tonight, yes. Is there no way somebody can copy it with a video recorder? No. No? No. Is it a drive-in movie? No. It's a walk-in theater. It's a walk-in theater? Yeah, like the Kino. Ah. You have a Kino in Holland, yes? Yeah, okay. But you can't use a video cassette recorder, you know? Put it onto the screen and copy the film. Not like this. Not over here. Now, what we heard at the beginning was a detailed explanation of how this illegal conference had been set up. The first thing a caller would do is dial what is known as an 800 extender. That's an 800 number owned by some company that gives you a dial tone when you call it. Extenders are supposed to be used by employees of the company that own them. But more often than not, phone freaks seem to get there first. Anyway, after dialing into the extender, the caller would then have to have the proper authorization code to get an outside dial tone. The authorization code can be anywhere between three and nine digits. When that is entered correctly, the caller would then enter nine to get an outside line. He would then be free to call any phone number in the world at the company's expense. The number that many phone freaks choose to call is that of Alliance Teleconferencing, operated by AT&T. It resides in the 700 area code, and it's kind of like a self-service teleconference. That is, you decide who's on the conference. Here's what happens when you call. This is Alliance Teleconferencing Service in White Plains, New York. You can interrupt most announcements by simply dialing the number you want. Please enter the number of locations you need, including your own. Dial now. We decided that 12 would be a good number. The maximum number of calls you can link together on this system is 59. Your conference size is 12. To change this request, dial star. Dial number sign to continue. Dial now. Well, 12 still seemed like a good number, so we hit the number sign key, also known as the pound key or the tic-tac-toe key. Please dial one plus an area code and telephone number. Wait for your party to answer, and dial number sign to add the call to your conference. Dial star to cancel the call. We thought it would be fun to try and link Alliance Teleconferencing to itself and see if we could make a call that lasted forever. But they were one step ahead of us. We're sorry. Calls to 700, 800, and 900 area codes cannot be placed. We decided not to pursue this teleconference any further. With Alliance Teleconferencing, you not only pay a fee to connect to the conference, but you have to pay for each and every call you make. And since Alliance can make overseas calls and can handle up to 59 connections on a single conference, one could very well wind up setting a phone bill record. What's different about this kind of a teleconference is that only one person or company winds up paying. All of the calls get billed back to the phone number that originated the conference. Everyone else simply experiences the joy of receiving a teleconference call. And that's where the true value of free communication becomes apparent. A couple of years ago, a group of East Coast phone freaks started a teleconference that lasted for days, and they managed to bill the whole thing back to, of all companies, AT&T. At one point, they called a complete stranger in Australia and told her that she was speaking to a phone freak teleconference. For quite some time, they chatted away about the differences in their cultures. Then the phone freaks asked the lady in Australia if there was anybody anywhere in the world that she would like to talk to, for free. She thought for a while and remembered that she had a cousin in England that she hadn't spoken to in years, mostly because it cost so much to call. Within a minute, the phone freaks had connected the two. Of course, this phone call was far from private since at least 15 phone freaks were on the line. But that didn't stop the two from expressing their happiness at hearing the other's voice after so many years. At one point, the lady in Australia said that she wished her husband was there to say hello. What number can we reach him at? one of the phone freaks asked. Within moments, he too was on the line, talking to his wife who was less than a mile away in Australia, but whose voice was coming to him from around the world. Such happenings don't occur very often, but when they do, they illustrate the ease with which people can communicate in this day and age, and also the economic barrier that forces them not to. By hitting a few touch tones, these Robin Hoods of the phone lines had given total strangers an experience they'd never forget. Of course, this was all highly illegal, but it makes one wonder what kind of effect free communications would have on the people of the world. Alliance teleconferencing is probably the modern phone freak's biggest toy. In this excerpt, phone freaks tied together operators from all different parts of the country. Before they were added to the conference, the operators were told to hold on for a test. It's interesting to see that some of the operators clearly enjoyed not knowing what was going on, while others were annoyed. A single beep indicates a party being added to the conference. A double beep indicates a party being disconnected. Beep. Beep. Beep. Entering the control operator call. 9-1? Hello? Hello, this is Seattle FTC. Someone's doing a conference call. They're not being very specific about it. Yeah, okay. The guy whom they're calling on this number is not here right now. What? They're, uh... I'm sorry about that. Okay? Fine. Hello, I'm still here. Who are you? Mark at test board. Somebody's not doing this very good. Okay. Am I talking to my outside person? No. This is Seattle FTC. Okay. Oh. This, I'm with General Telephone Test Board. I think a guy just called in working on a line. Was it your line he was working on? No, he told me to wait three minutes. Huh. Okay. I'll give him a chance to call in again then, okay? I guess. Okay, thanks. Bye. No, I'm on it. You're done. Beep. Beep. What the heck? Hello? Hello? This is Tonya with C&P Repair Service. Can I help you? Tonya, this is Daisy. I have someone on here doing a test. Can I help you? I think we're all on here. We're all doing it. There's some guy came in here telling me he's to do a test. I've got Tonya in here, too. Oh, is he wanting to test with all of us on? This is Pembroke City, please. Oh, my God. We got Director of Systems on here, too? Yes. Hello. Hello. I'm with Repair Service. This is Tonya. I'm going to hang up. Okay. Guess we'll hang up, too. Hi. Supervisor, may I help you? Somebody told me to hold the line for a test. I'll hang around. That's what I'm doing. I'm hanging on. That's what I'm doing. Hold on for a test. Back at it again. Hang on. Hello? It's just the same line. This is a – I don't know who you're talking to. Is this another test? Did someone say hold the line for a test? Someone put me on hold and told me to hold them for a test. Well, they're making a conference call, checking out the emergency system. Where are you at? Seattle? Are you in Seattle, Washington? You got it. Can I reach for Virginia? See? Nice, clear AT&T line, isn't it? Go ahead. Another repair service. Where are you? I'm at the Ocean Control Center in Seattle. They got me on two phones, eh? I don't know whether to pitch this over to my supervisor and let her hold the line or what. Well, I hope this telephone company is really getting a good trace on this. A trace? Yeah. Uh-huh. Keep calling back. Where are they going to prosecute? Is this supposed to be a trace or something? Yes, it is. Oh. Say pardon? This is Seattle. Why are they tracing? Back. Seattle? Yep. Well, that's good. And you got Richmond, too. Daisy? Yeah. You got Beverly, too. Oh, my gosh. We got Daisy and Beverly and everybody on this. I'm hanging up. No, stay on the line. I don't think they want you to hang up. Can I help you? Huh? Off the line. If you wish to end your conference, hang up now. Wait for an operator to reconnect your conference controller or hang up now. The telephone keeps ringing, so I ripped it off the wall. I cut myself while shaving, now I can't make a call. It couldn't get much worse. But if they could, they would. Bum-diddly-bum for the best, expect the worst. I hope that's understood. Bum-diddly-bum! and that should offer a lot of helpful hints okay now since we have 10 people on the line at once I'd like to try this I doubt it will work very well but I'd like to try to get a legal ID from all of you at the same time so when I count down to one I would like all of you on the phone right now to say and please don't scream otherwise you'll overpower everybody just say WBAI New York and I'm going to count down from three three two one WBAI New York 99.5 FM oh we have a wise guy there okay all right well now we we have been talking about about telephones teleconferences and phone freaks and all that kind of thing we're on the air for another hour and eight minutes and we'll be taking various questions just individual questions about phone systems and and the breakup and all that kind of thing but uh before we wind this up uh anybody have any more comments I I it's a dangerous question because 10 people are going to speak at once um anyone go ahead who's this this is Bobby from Brooklyn Bobby from Brooklyn you asked everybody uh why you know you asked everybody a question about themselves you didn't ask me anything is that because I'm a female impersonator well you know I I must have just glossed right over you I'm sorry oh okay well go ahead go ahead tell me something about yourself Bobby well while everybody was talking I came up with an idea uh you know I read 2600 magazine and I know they have monthly meetings is that right in fact it's very interesting you should point that out we have a meeting tomorrow do you uh yes it's not going to be all that long uh usually they're at six o'clock tomorrow it's going to be at five and I've got to go to the Mets game so I have to leave a little bit early so um five o'clock in the City Corp Center uh right where all the strange people hang out in the atrium there with uh chairs and tables and basically uh we we have copies of the magazine and we talk about uh various things and we trade information and uh it's a monthly event usually the first always the first Friday of the month in City Corp at uh 6 p.m tomorrow it's 5 p.m so uh yes thanks for reminding me about that I was uh I was going to mention that you have the biggest attendance you've had in months now um I'll be kind of scared to tell you the truth I mean because uh what I've heard uh last couple of months it's been like one person shows up or two people show up but they don't see each other uh-huh well uh I'll be wearing a brand new 2600 t-shirt which uh which is a a new thing we're trying are they for sale uh well we'll be uh offering that in the magazine so we're not offering that over the air though it might show up as a BAI premium you never know what's the significance of the number 2600 does anyone on the phone want to answer that uh well I'll take a shot at it go ahead um it's the okay in the the old telephone systems there used to be a tone which was always present on a line this uh do you do it I don't know okay it's the tone that the Captain Crunch whistle used to generate it was used to uh to grab the trunk line grab control that's it that's it and 2600 represents control sort of uh to every phone freak of course it doesn't really work anymore uh they've built systems to to find 2600 hertz tones when they're generated and they've built uh systems that don't respond to it but it's still it's kind of legendary it dates back to the 1960s have military implications there's a question about not not exactly military implications apart from just gaining control of the entire phone system that could be used to a military advantage one of you guys out there maybe could answer this go ahead what about the um uh you know phone freaks have been around for so long geez I remember listening to I think it was the original Captain Crunch on Bob Fass's show back around I don't know 69, 70 a long time ago but uh we have systems these days that that automatically record that not not the number that is calling ANI automatic number identification uh well now I think what you're referring to is when you place a call the number you're calling from is identified correct yeah to the to the person who you call oh that's something I believe New Jersey Bell is going to be offering very soon uh usually it's within your the same central office meaning your local area uh you will see you can program certain numbers not to reach you to always get either a busy signal or a recording or something or a distinctive ringing so that if the pest down the block calls you you'll know it's him uh but of course there are there are systems in place now at corporations integrated systems where the number is displayed as soon as you call somebody within that establishment it's it's nothing all that new but it could have scary implications in the future there have been pagers that have that capacity for quite some time too yeah well the pagers I've seen I didn't well yeah but usually the pagers you have to punch the number into yeah yeah I have a pager and you have to dial the number in it doesn't get the number in it doesn't get the number that's something it seemed to me that that was there could be you know serious implications about having that capability for some people to have that capability well it would take away I mean I would have all of your phone numbers in front of me if I had that system and it would certainly I mean I'm not going to do anything nasty to them but supposing I did well I'll tell you you know it's funny I've been thinking about that for a while of course listening to BAI I've always been kind of I guess paranoid yeah sure you know and especially listening to May Brussels shows way back when and all up through and the ContraGate stuff and you know it's always seemed to me that well gee what's to stop some right wing organization from getting WBAIs well you know every time on ContraGate every time there's a problem with the phone line Dennis Bernstein always thinks it's the FBI oh somebody dropped the phone sorry about that that show earlier this evening it was that there was a show on that they were talking to somewhere Chile Salvador Chile that was it Chile Chile excuse me but they were talking to Chile and the thing was that the people in Chile could not hear the people in New York anymore so they just hung up but of course the BAI announcer immediately says well the phone the line was cut the line was definitely cut but I guess they are having some problems with the communications workers down there so it could fairly well be but it sure seemed to me like the people in Chile just hung up the phone on AM radio some years ago when Long John Nebel used to have a show I used to hear him announce when someone would bother him I don't know if it was true or not he'd announce that somehow he had a hookup that gave him the phone numbers of the people who called in which was a lie oh okay unless he had a telephone switchman in the central office that would run around every time a phone call was made that's very unlikely and he'd need police clearance and all that kind of thing the thing to realize though is if the person you're calling can read your number anybody else who's tapping that telephone can also read that number well let's see I thought that things like 911 and you know if you called your police department they automatically got a record of your number if your area has what's called enhanced 911 not only will your phone number show up but your name your address and any kind of characteristics such as you store all kinds of flammable material all over your house that will pop up so that they'll know this when they go over there or if they say nasty comments about you they'll store them there what's of concern to us that deal with privacy and everything is with that information all over the place with that being displayed with every phone call what privacy will we have left? we have lost Keith from Queens we have lost Keith which is about 20 years ago I once performed a great feat of technical prestidigitation at least for a 12 year old even at that age I was a BAI listener and one time someone on the air was calling a famous left wing political personage of the time who had an unlisted phone number and the person in master control was using a rotary phone to dial and I was doing oh my goodness so I actually slowed down the tape counted the clicks and got to the end well now there's many people out there that know when you hit a touch tone what number it is so I don't think you're any safer with a touch tone phone I can sometimes do that is there anyone here that thinks they can do that? I'm from Manhattan and I'm going to have to sign off but before I go I want to say how enjoyable and terrific this is I hope this becomes a regular feature now that James Ursay who I've always enjoyed seems to have vanished from the airwaves well no I can't I can't say for sure that he's vanished I believe he's scheduled to be back here next week but I'm not oh well maybe you guys can alternate Thursdays the way you know some other people alternate well I'd certainly like to because it's a lot of I'm going to conduct a survey how many of the other people out there are also avid science fiction readers I am I'm a performing artist also I'm David the Magic Minstrel in one persona pardon I'm David the Magic Minstrel sometimes like I played my pregnant turtles or a serpent flute on the air like during marathons and things great and I'm also that or I hang out at NISFIS sometimes and I wanted to mention there's going to be an event that's free to encourage communication and community on Sunday there's a rainbow family picnic in Prospect Park in the Nethermead and if people get to the 15th Street stop 15th Street Prospect Park stop on the F train there'll be trail markers leading them into the Nethermead of Prospect Park and from noon till dusk there's going to be a rainbow family picnic and bring whatever you have to share did you say Saturday Sunday and bring food and juice to share and acoustic instruments and yourself sure you're allowed to say this is a free country and a free station go ahead oh I usually listen to I'll admit it WNYC morning edition weekend edition to get my new let's not get carried away though okay Amy you have to go we're going to take another call and nice talking to you yeah it was great talking to you I wish there was some way I know it's too dangerous I wish there was some way we could somehow do this again you know I really enjoyed well I have an idea next BAI marathon why don't you all volunteer and come down and meet each other come to the rainbow picnic go to the 2600 meeting okay there's many ways you see right okay thank you all always wear a mirror as far as I have a mirror and a small ocarina that's always on my neck this is David the magic minstrel okay bye David good night one on take care and goodbye everyone good night good night Amy okay we're okay we're going to take we're going to take two more calls just to link them in here and then we're going to disconnect the conference which by the way folks what time did we start this conference about 1.30 about 1.30 it's 2.30 now now at a dollar a minute times times ten for the ten of you does somebody have a calculator that can figure out what this conference would have gotten the phone company $60 per person times ten that's $600 you don't need a calculator for that yeah that's true you don't so if WBAI was a teleconference company we would have just made $600 just by having that conversation well this is a much more intelligent conversation than those other lines let me tell you then there'd be an intelligent surcharge let's go to the other calls here good evening you're on the air I would think there'd be an intelligent discount is this a new person saying this I don't know this is an old person a new location okay what's what's your name my name's frank frank and where are you calling from parsippany parsippany okay got it i'm just curious aren't you people familiar with the new operator switchboards which automatically show your phone number when you call it the operators know your phone number so anybody who's cranking your local operator they know who you are boys and they have they have back hold too they have a prank an operator and notice that you can't hang up your phone or you can physically hang up your phone they can't control that yet but you pick it up and you don't get a dial tone there's no dial tone anymore and the operator is still there either shortling or just not doing anything and it's a scary experience for every little kid I'm sure they've all gone through that at some point my biggest problem my biggest problem lately is when I set my computer to auto dial and I got a few bulletin boards I want to call all of a sudden my dial tone goes away sometimes central offices see you rapidly dialing over and over again and they think you're up to no good and they sort of suspend your line is it against the law now no it's just that five bulletin boards have busy signals it's against the law I believe you're allowed 15 redials and then you're not supposed to do it anymore but when did that go into effect that's called scanning and I don't know if that's really against the law I don't think that's against the law it's just not one of those desirable things that they encourage you I'll put it to you this way the last I heard it's up against the edges where people are trying to press for it being against the law that's what I heard that sounds reasonable as far as the 15 redials I don't believe that's against the law either but it's the companies that make these phones that have redial capabilities are not allowed to make them redial more than 15 consecutive times the phone company obviously doesn't want you using the equipment when you're not paying unless they're going to start charging us for time off the hook whether we get a busy signal or not is it true that one of the banks in the city of New York picked up a whole new central office all by itself a bank picked up what do you mean by that well you know they opened up a whole new number a new set of central office numbers by moving New York City area to two areas breaking up the two and two area in effect so there was a whole new slew of central office numbers and one of them I hear went to I think it was Citibank it's possible Citibank has their own exchange yeah that's very possible what's the difference between an exchange and central office today a central office can hold many exchanges a central office is the building where the switching takes place and for instance where the 279 exchange and the 212 area code I don't know the other exchanges in this vicinity but there would probably be about four or five other exchanges in that building sometimes that many sometimes just one if it's a remote area so that's pretty much the difference but an exchange is just the physical switching box no no well each switching computer handles multiple exchanges and in a physical central office building there might be two or three switches each handling five or six exchanges was that true in the old cross type switching no with cross bar switching usually the most they can handle like out in brooklyn here there's a lot of that usually four or five exchanges in one machine that's electromechanical switching right oh yeah you should smell the ozone when they really get going you should hear the noise too I'm going to bring one more person in on this good evening you're on the air and who are you Don from Brooklyn yeah and I wanted to tell you people in Manhattan you're missing out on a great form of communication we have a couple of pirate stations out here I've heard of those W-F-U-N and you know they play you songs that you want and you have conversations and they could actually get two people on a line why don't you have them call up the station maybe they can patch into WBAI and put some of their radio on no you see they're very you see it's illegal so they but the lines don't have to be traceable yeah I know so like everyone's paranoid no one uses their name I know but don't advertise a bank robbery why don't we set up a pair of lines and just transfer it over there radio on to WBAI it's not illegal for WBAI to do it no but it's too much trouble well whoever's there affiliated with 2600 you know a good pair a line pair for the station to use a good line pair for the state well no we don't have all that much information as to you don't have a techie then no not at the moment you don't have a what a techie a pseudo techie but he's busy right now so what's a good line pair between here and Brooklyn to call up so they can't be traced do you mean like a loop well loops does somebody want to explain loops to the uninformed well I'm not good at explaining things tonight but I'll give it a shot again go ahead no you do it it's Bobby from Brooklyn there are old test lines used by the telephone company to test to see if there was noise on a line and there are two consecutive numbers and when you call both ends of the number the two parties who call it connected one end normally would have a tone on it but this has been replaced by now there's clear transmission the only problem is noise on the line sometimes I mean if somebody's been using a loop line recently and knows the number they could pass it on to you and pass it on to the pirate station but in New York City they have like a computer system that's eradicated the need for all loop lines but they're still around not in New York City but you don't have to call in New York City I mean the station could call a Long Island number and this Brooklyn Brooklyn well we could but we're not going to it's just it's nice we'll do radio piracy some other night they only broadcast like from 10 watts to maybe 50 watts well in the middle of Brooklyn that'll get you quite a few listeners I'm sure the AM pirates get up to around 75 sometimes more than that I don't know if you've listened to pirate radio a lot I listened to that station that was on the boat and every pirate station I've listened to and I'm certainly not saying that's true of the ones in Brooklyn which I've never heard they seem to just try to imitate the commercial stations playing the same music and I know if I had a pirate radio station and of course I never would because it's illegal I would play the most bizarre things possible I'd say the craziest things I'd get people interested and just do the things that you're not supposed to do without being stupid about it you know without just saying nasty things all the time well these guys are just guys who are very enamored about being on the air and the techie part of it isn't there some sort of AM station that you can operate legally a small time carrier current I think you're talking about what I'm thinking of yeah well inside a limited area well if you're only talking 10 watts or something like that you're talking a pretty limited area yeah but you gotta have in order to use that sort of system you have to have the area sort of antenna your neighbor's crazy no it wouldn't be transmitted outside of a building the way the system is set up it has to be wired yeah the university say would have wiring in each building I thought it was carried by the regular house current wiring yeah but there's still special connections have to be made at the switch boxes to allow it to go from one circuit to another I thought it was just every radio that was plugged into that outlet or you know onto that essentially yes once it's rewired but it has to be wired special for it yeah but the special wiring isn't that the things that have to be done aren't that great but they're technically inclined I gotta go but does anybody have any fun phone numbers here's the fun phone number 212-255-2749 is a recorded announcement line called apology where all sorts of sickos call up and apologize and at the end you can leave a message commenting on them and it goes on and on and on 258-5858 in Brooklyn what's that another crazy line where you left all your craziness oh yeah that was the kook line that was the kook line 258-4900 but that's or 338-4900 but that's been that metamorphosed into a bulletin board for a while and then he just kind of got lost interest in a chuck kook yeah yeah exactly yeah now if you want to get lots of interesting phone numbers I suggest calling bulletin boards if you have a computer obviously and there's all kinds of numbers posted we print numbers in 2600 of bulletin boards and also of crazy phone recordings and services whenever we get them that stuff used to be recorded in your phone book but now they don't record it in the phone books at all even if you look in this year's Manhattan phone book you can't find the number for time information well now let me let me help you out there a little bit because there is I called the operator and asked her for the number for time and she couldn't find it in her listings there's a phone book you can get called the little pages but there's also something that's much more fun than that there's a number you can call it's completely free oh yeah there's I think there's three numbers actually 540 info I-N-F-O whatever that translates to and also 550 info and 970 info they're all charge numbers but the I'll say it one more time 540 I-N-F-O info and 550 info and also 970 info that will give you the various dial-it services available and there's no charge for that number but the information is only for that particular exchange and those are the expensive exchanges those are the expensive ones but you'll get information on the 476 you'll get a complete listing the 476 exchange 976 976 no no no the exchange that was information was 47 555 there's no 555 exchange the exchange that was information yeah well everybody remembers the old Meridian and weather but they changed oh oh I have a 1969 Brooklyn phone book hold on 1969 if you want I forgot to throw it away if you want a free listing oh by the way if you have those old phone books color conferences I'll tell you go ahead if you have the old phone books don't throw them out wait oh no in the front they have the exchange numbers in use look to them you'll find exchange numbers that weren't used and if they weren't used you'll find what exchanges are newer and what are older and uh that's something in fact eliminated I'll think could you go back to one advantage of a teleconference is I can always fade them down and just talk to you the radio listeners now I will just say this so that everyone has this information if you want a listing of all the phone services in the area all the 976 970 540 550 teleconferences all that kind of thing just send us a self-addressed stamped envelope here at Off the Hook Care of WBAI 505 8th Avenue New York New York 10018 and uh in this uh this current edition of uh of our magazine 2600 we're going to be um publishing a scan a complete scan and I think uh the folks on the phone they're they're still not talking over each other uh no they're they're still gabbing away there um they would be interested in this though if they were listening uh we will be printing an entire exchange scan of the entire 516 area code what that means is we went through every single exchange we started at 200 which technically could be an exchange or an area code but it isn't and we went through every single one and found out what kind of switching equipment they use whether it's old electromechanical or new uh digital or semi new electronic or whether it's uh it's something completely bizarre and strange that we can't figure out and we just kind of piece together a big list and we want other people to do the same thing we want to see lists come out of the 212 area and the 718 where there's all kinds of crazy things hidden uh it's just a way of finding out what's out there and when you pick up your phone and you hear a dial tone i don't know if you're like me but i get this sense of adventure this uh this amazing feeling that there's something out there and just by pressing a few buttons you can be connected to almost anything and a phone doesn't have to just be a boring tool that you use to plod through the day it can be excitement adventure learning experience let's go back to the teleconference hi folks you're back i just had to get that out some fun numbers uh for people to call if you dial 958 from uh long island or new york brooklyn etc get your number back that reads your telephone number back except if your phone number starts 212-873 you have to dial 311 what's the sequence in new york to get a ring back you dial 660 and then you get a dial tone and then you can dial either 112 or 2 number sign you get another dial tone and when that happens you press down the receiver of the phone so you get a high pitched tone and then you hang up and your phone rings incredible isn't it now i'd like to know a lot of people seem to know about 958 and ring backs how did you guys find out these things watch the telephone guy when he comes in watch the what watch the telephone guy of course how can you get a ring back at a public pay phone same you do the same thing only they're eliminating the 660 exchange in a lot of electronic areas that use newer equipment they're not fun anymore are they no i think that's bad i once forgot what the ring back number was and i wanted to use it sort of as for an intercom within my apartment with my father who wasn't feeling well and i asked someone at a new york telephone store and they told me i had heard it years before but i forgot it the way you find things and i believe in new york it's 660 but out in long island it's different exchanges in my exchange for instance it's 230 plus the last four digits the only way to find these things is to do what we at the magazine did this month just go through every exchange and find out what they all are and then you'll find the ring back exchanges you'll find we found one exchange that when you call it it shows up on the phone bill and doesn't give a number it just says test call and there's no charge for it and it's a whole exchange just for phone company use and who knows what's in there there was an old number you used to be able to dial from a pay phone you'd dial if you're from 212 you'd dial 0212 959 1230 and you get a little recording that went like coin test please deposit nickel and if you put a nickel in it would say nickel and you put a dime dime etc and give you your money back what was that number again 0 the area code you're calling from 959 1230 unfortunately recently it doesn't work I've heard a number like that without the area code part 0959 1230 you can dial 0959 but from New York City you'd have to put the area code there and that tells you what you put into the phone it'll say nickel if you put in a nickel I mean you should know this anyway but it's just kind of fun to hear that hypothetically of course I stuffed a dollar bill don't do this at home no don't do this at home you can't do this at home how can you put a quarter in a phone at home I can tell you what you do on a nice day when you want to go out and it's not raining and you want to learn about the phone company stop by a nice filled garbage bin at the back of your local telephone company well now you've brought up trashing yes trashing is the way to get information that's how the kids are doing it these days jumping into the dumpsters hopefully a safe distance from when the garbage trucks come and getting manuals and all kinds of things manual two is doing how it's holding up these days because the 2600 is also a famous number for music synthesizer players don't forget the 2600 is an Atari game machine that I know but what would be a clever what would be a clever response for me to give that person that music person ok I remember that sentimental value that everything is digital these days the ARP was a great old analog synthesizer and there's also a DX series of synthesizers made by Yamaha did somebody have a second point yeah since phone systems are digital now 2600 doesn't work with the phone system anymore no it certainly doesn't but it's fun to talk about and it's fun to remember does anybody know what the phone company is doing with those extra four buttons on their switch bags today nothing ABC and D yeah nothing tax shelter they use them in military phone networks separate from the phone company right if you call computer bulletin boards you'll get about 50 different explanations all in conflict with each other as to how those buttons work but I'll tell you the right one go ahead tell us the right one if you go if you dial information and you press the D key now on old pay phones if you hit the star the zero and the number sign button at the same time it'll make a D tone it'll sound like a regular touch tone on the little off key if you can recognize the tone and you hold this down while the phone is ringing and you'll get a busy signal or a fast busy signal called a reorder then you would hit the number six on your phone and you'd be connected to silence if somebody else were to do this at the same time and hit the number seven you two would be connected together those were the days when long distance information was free wasn't it oh it works on 411 no not at all the only well you can't say not at all you don't know for sure the telephone operators are monitored because they get hell if they don't get off the phone fast enough well what this system was originally used for the test system for 411 was used to test lines going to directory assistance operators and I understand that one time you could listen in on operators but that was back in the 60s and then it was just you could interface a computer you know to test the quality of the line going in I was once in upstate New York and I got a phone line down into Manhattan at one of the local from Manhattan hotels and same thing I got connected to the information phone line inside the hotel and I was listening to all the outgoing phone calls Emmanuel did you catch that? Excuse me? Keith in New Jersey I'm going Okay Keith Thanks for talking to us This is Daniel from Manhattan and I'm going to hang up to anybody else call Okay I didn't mean to interrupt but this is a great show and I hope we hear a lot more of it Okay thanks very much for calling Thank you Bye bye John from Manhattan Good night Okay We're losing people like flies here Go right ahead I'm about to retire Okay It must be going up somewhere One is that I recently was calling some business number and a woman something answered and said please hold on in a very mechanical voice there are no operators available at this time and I was really stumped because you have this sensory apparatus after a while that tells you that a voice is recorded and this woman was trying to sound like she was recorded but she was a real live person and this is one of the great examples of the computer agent what it does to people so I was really puzzled and I just said are you real or are you live and she laughed and she said I'm live Well you know that's a great trick if you want to know who's calling or a lot of people will turn on their answering machines and turn the volume up and listen to the incoming call before they'll answer Sort of like a modern day new technique of monitoring your phone call or having a preview of your phone call Or you can answer your phone on the first ring and go like operator I need the number you're calling from please Yes but you have to have that all important boing machine Yeah Listen does anybody know how to get the phone number of a payphone from the payphone You dial 958 or you can call the AT&T operator until you want to make a call to the Soviet Union This is serious She'll have to transfer you to another operator and she'll read your number if she'll know calling from 212-279-3400 non-coin I think she wants a valid Soviet number though and that's something No no you have to give that to the second operator You have to book a call to the Soviet Union hours in advance Hold on is there new information As of two months ago due to the glass notes or whatnot you can get a call through the Soviet Union right away you want to place a call you give them the number and it's ringing Really? Has anyone been using those new phone last week 918 phones out on the street Oh you're talking about co-cuts customer own coin operated telephones Would you believe a three block call cost me a buck and a half one day on one of those A three block call That's not inconceivable They can set the rates up any way they want By the way if anybody wants to screw up those phones there are special codes where you can call them up and blow their memory If you ever see a phone called an intelli-call you can hit the star button and then a three digit number and it's usually set to 000 or 666 and then you can reprogram the date and time on that So you can have the maximum discount in the middle of the day and the rates go up at night Yeah well one of the phones is set up so you can call up with one of your phones that you've programmed yourself and have your programming transmitted over to their phone By the way here's anybody's interested in a working manual bulletin 004 of a powerline electric coin telephone copy Listen 958 for the person who said that doesn't work at a public payphone Yes it does Well it depends where you are Where are you Okay specifically Where are you In What state I'm in New Jersey New Jersey Okay 958 is specific to New York I have yet to know what the number identification is for New Jersey People have been asking me that for years and I don't think anyone has ever found it but I think the only way we're going to find it is by scanning out the exchanges and finding out what each exchange is used for I'm going to do it tonight Do it It'll take you a long time It'll take you a few about a week at least No no no I mean I've tried at public payphones to get the number to get their the payphone number from with the use of 958 and I found in New York City it doesn't work either At some places it doesn't I've heard that there's a new rap line for bad drivers for New Jersey Is that true? I've heard about it I try to avoid those advertisements If you call 958 from a payphone in the Marriott Hotel on 44th Street and Broadway in the background while it's reading off your number you hear their music on hold music which is sometimes fun Fascinating Well folks with that fascinating fact we're going to terminate the conference we will be opening up the phone lines to individual calls in a couple of minutes but I want to thank all you guys for calling up and making this interesting conversation here Thank you My pleasure Go ahead We have one last You used to work for the phone company And for all you guys phone freaks who put down the phone company you know you realize we really gave you great service until the breakup And we're a union shop Okay so you know if your phone freaks went into New York and worked for AT&T you know we have problems and warts and all but we did our best to give good service When did you work for the phone company? Around 8 2 I quit Most phone freaks I've ever dealt with have great respect for what the phone company used to be Yeah a lot of the phone freaks and the engineers of the world are the only people that know how to make a phone call anymore Yeah like the bell raps like you were saying what are some of the numbers and extra buttons they put those things on because they know in the future someone might think up something new and you know they use another number they need another button to put Or eventually they'll just need more exchanges Well as of 1995 I believe area codes will no longer have to have one or zero in the middle of them and then you'll have an unlimited number of exchanges and area codes Hey can somebody tell me how powerful a phone line how powerful a computer I need to tap into the telephone computer line How powerful a computer you don't need a computer at all No no I mean if I tapped into the telephone the actual billing computer would a PC do it That sounds illegal That sounds very illegal and of course we all frown on that but the fact of the matter is a terminal can do it you don't need a computer because you're not computing you're simply tapping into something Who's not computing you don't know what I'm going to do Well no but you'll be using their computer to compute I assume I don't know what you're going to do I don't want to know what you're going to do Anyway folks thanks very much for calling One last thing I'd like to ask you all to do is all hang up at the same time so that we can hear an amazing number of clicks and relay is going This is the last interjection go ahead You don't need a dumb terminal you only need a terminal Okay fair enough Folks it's been a pleasure maybe we'll see some of you at the meeting tomorrow Take it easy Okay What's the number we're going to hang up on Okay yes I should count down shouldn't I Okay Right after I say one Three Do announce the meeting again I will I don't know what that is Three Two One There they go Oh boy It wasn't that fun A teleconference here on the airwaves of WBAI and I'll tell you you just can't do these things anywhere It takes a radio station like this to appreciate technology in that kind of a way where you can link ten people up together for how long did we do this an hour and a half an hour and twenty minutes and just talk about phones and computers and shortwave and pirate radio stations and things like that so I hope we do that again we have another half hour though of Off the Hook and I'd like to again remind you if you want a free listing of the various conference line services and these are the ones you'd have to pay for folks the ones that cost lots of money write to us at Off the Hook care of WBAI 505 8th Avenue New York New York 10018 and I was thinking with the guy from the phone company and all these other people that seem to have an unending supply of stories and methods of getting information if you have a story or some interesting piece of information regarding telephones or computers you can send it in to 2600 magazine and I know it'll get printed if it's interesting and of use to people all over the world it's the way that technological enthusiasts and that's what we like to call these people it's kind of a positive way of referring to them technological enthusiasts because that's really what we are we just love technology we love to play with these things these toys and ask the questions and find out the answers we're not supposed to know sometimes so if you want to send in an article or a list of phone numbers or any kind of information like that write to 2600 post office box 752 middle island new york 11953 i'll give that one more time 2600 2600 po box 752 middle island two words new york two more words 11953 and if you want to leave a message or call up or hear all that again call 516 751 2600 and you can call that 24 hours a day our number is 279 3400 area code 212 we'll be taking a few more calls but first I'm gonna get a drink of water or something and I'll leave you with this a phone oh no come on you must be wondering how to live like we do to have respect from everyone that you know to have some lies invited as I know do when you go home to answer you're telephone he who loves is he like best the road is not on the door and he who calls is he like drop the invitation is on the wall sitting down and switching up the wooden box the door is locked switching up the road outside the party is open for the night it must be wonderful to live like you do to have respect on everyone that you know to have surprises waiting outside your door when you go home to answer your telephone the telephone starts ringing rings the lightning bell starts to shine hit with drop burst into sun it's out of tune the time is wrong it makes me wonder good to live like you do to have respect from everyone that you know to have surprises waiting outside your door when you come home to answer your telephone finger at you can get prepared to live like To have respect from everyone that you know To have surprises waiting outside your door When you go on to answer your telephone Lying down, sucking in The mobile van, the door is locked Switching up, the road outside The heart is open for the night It must be wonderful to live like you do To have respect from everyone that you know To have surprises waiting outside your door When you go on to answer your telephone It must be wonderful to live like you do To have respect from everyone that you know To have surprises waiting outside your door When you go on to answer your telephone It must be wonderful to live like you do To have respect from everyone that you know That's the fun boy three of course With the telephone always rings And our telephones are ringing You can make it ring some more though By calling us at 279-3400 We'll be going back to the phones in just a minute But we have an important reminder for one thing Hello, this is Mr. Memory What have you forgotten today? Let's take the first call Hello, Mr. Uh, Mr. Memory Yeah, yeah I pledged to WBAI during the last marathon And I keep forgetting to send in the check To post office box 12345 Church Street Station New York, New York 10249 Made out to Pacifica WBAI How can I remember? 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And about power You might We got so much power now Do you know how many time zones there are in the Soviet Union? We got so much power now That's ridiculous Do you know how many time zones there are in the Soviet Union? Power Power And all that That's power We got so much power That's ridiculous We have Power Power Power Power Power Power Power Now It's ridiculous We got so much power now Do you know how many time zones there are in the Soviet Union? It's not even funny You might That's ridiculous Do you know how many It's not even funny You might That's ridiculous Do you know how many That's ridiculous Do you know how many times That's ridiculous It's not even funny You might It's not even funny It's not even funny Do you know how many times time zones there are in the Soviet Union? It's not even funny. How many time zones? Yeah. We have four in this country, right? How many time zones? Yeah. One, two, three. Four in this country, right? Yes, sir. Four, one, two, three. Yes, sir. Right. One, two, three. Yes, sir. Four time zones? Yeah. We have four in this country, right? No, sir. We have... Yes, sir. Do you know how many time zones they have? Yes, sir. Four. No, sir. I never really studied that up. Eleven. Eleven. It's not even funny. Eleven. Eleven. That's ridiculous. Eleven. Eleven. That's what we can do. We can go anywhere because we live here. We can go anywhere else. Yeah, but not only the right of free travel, I'm saying eleven. Eleven. One, two, three. Yes, sir. Eleven. Eleven. That's how big they are. Yeah. Yeah. That's how big they are. Yeah. Yeah. I can believe that. I'm a firm believer in that. Right? One, two, three. Four. Yes, sir. One, two, three. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. The Soviet Union, the whole half side of the world. Yeah. And we're just a little, one little tent of the globe. Yeah. They, uh, when you talk about fighting, we're a country that, uh, we're a firm believer on Christ. And it's called help thy neighbor. Do not kill. Do not, you know, steal, cheat, lie from everybody. That's why we have to have computers, because, man, nobody is perfect. You know? It's not even funny. You meant... And about power, man, nobody is perfect. You know? So what is your point? Nobody is perfect. You know? So what is your point, Glenn? There is, there is, there's two things you don't talk about. One's politics, the other one's religion. You meant... They can, the reason you don't talk about them is because they combine in each other. You know what I'm saying? Do you know how many time zones there are in the Soviet Union? You know what I'm saying? Don't you kid yourself. Thanks, Glenn, for the, uh... No, just thanks for the, the good thoughts. This concludes our transmission to Oceania. However, listeners in East Asia may continue listening on the following shortwave frequency. 61-10, 72-30, 95-65, 97-60, 15-160, and 15-425 kilohertz. And I really envy anybody that, uh, was driving along down, uh, down a city street, let's say, uh, the West Side Highway or something, seeing a city filled with lights, but nobody moving about, just all these buildings and these orange sodium vapor lights, hearing that strange, strange sound from Radio Moscow and telephone calls, and strange, alien-type music. Well, that came to us from Negative Land. Uh, fantastic, uh, California group of people. And the whole album is, is just filled with all kinds of surprises. And one of my favorites, Negative Land, from their most recent album. Well, this, uh, this program is off the hook, and we're on for about another 15 minutes. Coming in at, uh, 3.30 is morning due. And, uh, we will be taking phone calls. And what is the number, computer? 2-7-9-3-4-100 is a working number. And that is correct. Area code 2-1-2-2-7-9-3-4-100. The program is off the hook, and we're talking about telephones and, uh, computers and various things like that. Let's go back to the phones. Good evening. You're on the air. Now, Manny, I'm curious. Now, I wonder if you know a way that I can get a list of 800 numbers, for instance, if there's an 800 number I know, that I can, I can find that out. Well, I believe, uh, AT&T has some kind of an 800 directory. Is that what you're looking for? Well, either that, either, either a directory, like, like a phone book, you mean. Uh, yeah, they said, they have a, a toll-free phone, one for residents and one for, uh, businesses. And they, they charge you for it, though. If you call AT&T, they'll tell you how to get it. What, man, I want to charge you if it's a toll-free number. I should be, I should be, I should be able to call that number for free. Well, you, you raised a very good point there, one that I've never been able to understand. Yes, they are toll-free numbers. I ain't paying, I ain't paying a lot of money for a toll-free number. But the book costs money, but, but it balances out, you see, because the numbers that you call and you pay money for, the phone books are free, right? See, see, my, my brother worked, my brother worked for the post office in Louisiana. Uh-huh. And I was, I was wondering, I was wondering if they had a, if they had a toll-free number for that down there. Say, I ain't, I ain't paying a whole lot of money or something for a book, just so I can find out if they got a toll-free number. Oh, well, no, you can call toll-free information, is that what you want to do? No, it's like, I never, I can call. Oh, yes, yes. Just dial 1-800-555-1212. Hold on, let me get my pen. It's, it's, it's really quite simple. I dial 1, I dial 800. Okay, what I dial? 5-5-5-1212. 5-5. 5-1-2-1-2. Yeah, why don't you read that back to me, man, let's make sure you got it correctly. 1-8-5. Oh, boy. 5-5. No, no, no, let's start over again. Okay. Okay, let's start over, clean the slate. Okay, I'm just, okay. Here we go. What do you mean? We're going to start from scratch, we're going to start from scratch, and then we're going to get it right this time. 1. Okay, so 1-800-1. Oh, boy. I'm going to say this one more time, and then you can, you can sort of go out into the street and start screaming, and somebody will help you then. And I was driving along on the West Side Highway, and I heard some strange lights and all. I don't think you were on the West Side Highway at all. Okay. I mean, maybe, maybe, maybe in your mind you're in the West Side Highway. I mean, what I'm doing is I'm trying to depreciate the audience. Uh-huh. And let you understand that we're out here, and we know where you're going, you know, we know where you're going to. Where are we going to? Well, I understand, I understand where you're going with the show. I understand what you're saying by the show. Okay, well, that's good that you understand that. That's very good. 1-800-555-1212 for toll-free information. We're going to go to some more calls. Okay, thank you. Bye-bye. Good evening, you're on the air. Yeah, hi. I'm trying to reach my brother up in New York. I'm calling from Louisiana. Wait a minute, wait. What's going on here? How many phones do you have? Well, let's hope you don't have any more. Good evening, you're on the air. Hello, good morning. Hi. Hi. Hi. Could you please tell me how I could get something like the KKK hotline? Well, I won't ask why you want something like that, but there are numbers published. You're talking about a phone hotline, right? Yeah. In fact, on a radio show I did a couple of weeks ago on a different station, I called two Nazi hotlines live on the air. I got quite a response. People had no idea these things existed, and the things they were saying, of course, were really horrible. I don't have numbers with me. I know they exist. I know we printed them in the magazine. They're on bulletin boards, so I can't help you there. And I don't think they're listed in directory information as the KKK hotline or anything like that. I would suggest asking around in the computer underground or just calling other people with a similar interest. Those numbers do get spread around. And there's Nazi bulletin board systems, too, which also say horrible things. Well, I don't want the Nazi bulletin board. I want the KKK. Well, I wish I could help you, but I can't. I just don't have that number with me now. They're in other states. Excuse me? They're in other states. They're in other states. Yeah, I can give you numbers for us. K is listed in the phone book. They're listed in the phone book? Yeah. Wow. What state have they listed in the phone book? Louisiana. That's certainly a revelation to me. That's interesting. Well, if you call Louisiana Information and ask for the Ku Klux Klan, you'll get a phone number. I guess I'm living in a world that doesn't exist yet. Thanks for telling me that. It makes my day. Oh, boy. Ku Klux Klan in the phone book. I guess that's true. Yeah, why not? Might as well make racism something official. Good evening. You're on the air. It was people like him that make unrest. And God bless him. Good evening. You're on the air. That moment of silence was brought to you by that unknown person on the air. Good evening. You're on the air. Same person. Good evening. You're on the air. You fucking sco- Good evening. You're on the air. Yeah. Hi, Emmanuel. This is Bobby. I called earlier. Uh, this evening we were talking about, uh, 958 and numbers and I figured I'd try to bring that back up because of all this garbage which is going on right now. Uh-huh. Um. Go ahead. And let me think of some interesting numbers that I've heard of. Uh, there's 660-112 which makes the phone ring and instead when you get the high tone beep, you can, uh, dial 123-456-7890 and it will beep twice to you if your touch tones are working properly. Well, that's, that's nice to hear. You mean you enter touch tones and, um, you'll get a nice little beep if you enter them all correctly? No, the touch tones and, uh, if, if they, if your tones are working properly, it'll beep twice to let you know that, uh, your tones are working properly. Well, that's, that's wonderful. Any other numbers? Um, no. Okay, well, again, I'll, I'll give out a couple of more numbers that we, uh, we mentioned earlier, but thanks for, uh, filling us in, Bobby. Okay. Um, if you want, um, a listing through New York Telephone of the various teleconferences, you can call 550-INFO, 550-INFO. That's a free call. And nothing else in 550 is free, so that's the only one. Unless you call a number that doesn't exist in 550, that will be free. Also, 540-INFO and 970-INFO. Uh, you'll need a touch tone phone, but you can get a listing of all the different services. If you want a, a free hard copy paper listing, uh, simply, uh, write to us here, off the hook, 505 8th Avenue. That's off the hook, care of WBAI, 505 8th Avenue, New York, New York, 10018. And as long as I'm giving out all the numbers and addresses and things like that, if you're interested in, uh, telecommunications and you're a phone freak or a computer hacker or you want to know what they're up to, um, you might want to check out 2600 Magazine or at least find out more about it, you can call 516-751-2600 for more information on that. And one final thing I'd like to, um, like to bring up tonight, um, this, uh, this book that just sort of was thrown at me almost literally a few days ago called Tune In on Telephone Calls, uh, written by, uh, Tom Knightell, also known as K2AES to all you hems out there. What do people discuss over the phone when they think they have total privacy? They argue? Exchange personal and business secrets? Plan felonies? Make legal and illegal deals? Buy stocks? Make investments? Wheel and deal? Offer and accept bribes and kickbacks? Get engaged and divorced? Accus one another of cheating? Conduct lurid or illicit romances? Deal in drugs? Brag? Lie? Get hired and fired? Provide medical and legal advice? Get into and out of jams? Gripe about money woes? Engage in highly charged family hassles? Ridicule co-workers and neighbors? Make indecent proposals? Gossip? And more? These are tradespeople, members of the news media, politicians, hookers, executives, professional people, show business celebrities, criminals, and your neighbors. And few have even the foggiest notion that private telephone calls over car phones, cordless telephones, and many other modern telecommunications devices are broadcasting their conversations out over the airwaves, where they can be very easily overheard by anybody with a shortwave receiver or inexpensive police-type scanner receiver. It takes no technical expertise nor complex equipment to tune in. To tune in? That's a misprint for you. Okay, let's erase one of those tune-ins. It takes no technical expertise nor complex equipment to tune in on telephone calls from homes, cars, ships, aircraft, offices, and even trains. In fact, listening in has become a popular pastime, as well as a valuable tool for private investigators, law enforcement agencies, even folks with ulterior motives, despite virtually unenforceable legislation enacted to try and dissuade the public from eavesdropping on at least some of these open-book telephone calls. And this book that I'm holding in my hand is about touch telephone calls and the discrete frequencies and channels they use that can be easily received on home and portable receivers. It gives a complete listing of all kinds of frequencies and articles. There's clippings about people listening in on cellular phone calls. Pictures of radios that can do this kind of thing. Very worthwhile, and I would suggest checking that out as well. You can either pick up a copy of Popular Electronics or Electronics Illustrated, one of those magazines, or write to CRB Research Books Incorporated, P.O. Box 56, Comac, New York, 11725. The book is called Tune In on Telephone Calls, and I'll give that address one more time. CRB Research Books Incorporated, P.O. Box 56, Comac, New York, 11725. And for the last time, I'll give out our address here at the radio station. Off the Hook, care of WBAI, that's 505 8th Avenue, New York, New York, 10018. We've been talking about telephones and hackers and phone freaks and all kinds of technological marvels, and it's been quite an experience. Hopefully, we'll be back again soon to talk about another aspect of it. Tonight, it was teleconferences, but there's so many things. When you pick up that phone and you get one of these dial tone things, you know, you can do anything with that. Okay, okay, we've got a couple of minutes here. We've got a couple of minutes, except I can't seem to dial for some reason, I guess because I have this switch up there, okay? Let me try to do this without having to switch up. And am I doing this correctly? No, let's try it. See, this is the thing. With telephones, you can be real spontaneous. It hung up on me. The phone itself hung up on me. Okay, we won't do it this show. We won't have outgoing calls on this show, but on a show that we do have outgoing calls, you'll see the power, the potential. Last week, in a frenzy, I called South Korea just to see who would answer the phone at the Olympic Stadium. I called a number in the Olympic Village, and I had a nice conversation with somebody. It sounded like I was talking to somebody down the street. With telephones, you can do anything. Of course, I'll be paying for that. That's the disadvantage, and that's what we were talking about here tonight, is the fact that communications are kept out of our hands by the cost factor. Maybe that will change with time, but it certainly will change with awareness. And if we think of our phones as more than just a tool, more than just a way of getting through the boring day, we'll enrich our lives, we'll learn something, and in the end, who knows? We'll get something for it. Besides, horrible error tones. My name's Emmanuel Goldstein. It's been a lot of fun being here tonight, and hopefully we'll do it again soon. Off the hook. And this is WBAI in New York. Stay tuned for Morning Dew, coming up. The number you have reached has been disconnected. The number you have reached has been disconnected. This is WBAI. The number you have reached has been disconnected. Hello, this is Mr. Memory. What have you forgotten today? Let's take the first call. Hello, Mr. Memory. Yeah.