particularly maintenance and service workers who are at the greatest risk. Laura Kenny is a health and safety specialist with the Service Employees International Union. She points out that many of the union's members spend their time in boiler rooms and under-ceiling panels, where in-place asbestos is most often found. Asbestos is the number one concern of building and maintenance workers. Workers are already protected and given the right to know about chemicals. Food products and cosmetics are labeled. Asbestos is a health hazard not unlike these substances. And it's particularly compelling and important when you know that asbestos is probably responsible for more cases of occupational cancer than any known substance. As the hearings continued throughout the day, many expressed frustration that it has taken three years for the bills, which will eventually be combined into one piece of legislation, to get this far. A similar bill was killed in council committee last year. Council member Enoch Williams, chair of the Committee on Environmental Protection, has called for further hearings in September, although he expressed his desire to have something passed by the end of this year. For WBAI News, I'm Lauren Comato. And that's some of the news for Thursday, July 12, 1990. The news was engineered by Anthony Sloan. It was produced with Jenny Bourne, Julie Cohen, Lauren Comato, Antonia French, Alan Lipke, and Kurt Pollack. I'm Amy Goodman in New York with Don Rush in Washington for WBAI Listener Supported News. Stay tuned for the fifth corner. Reverend... What is God? Yeah, what is God? All right, all right, I'm gonna tell ya. Pass the plate. God is our mighty fortress. Our co-pilot. Our guide, judge, father, and alibi. Reverend! God followed us to the Pacific, to the Rhine, to the pole, to the moon, to the bathroom. And wherever he sent us, wherever he followed us, God was there waiting for us. Amen! God is a voice speaking to us in the night. A convergence of events leading up to a sales opportunity. An invisible means of support. Amen! He is the last word of dialogue in a movie about an old man, a kid, and a dog. Amen! He is the author of the Gideon Bible. He is the hope of the future with the unknown up his sleeve. He is yesterday's justification, today's improved radial tyre, and tomorrow's game show host when the fix is in. He comes in all colours. Black, brown, yellow, red, and he's white all over. Yeah! He knows when you've been sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows when you've been bad or good. So be good for goodness sake. He lifted Willie Starger's home runs into the second tier. And sometimes he lets Clint Eastwood miss. Just to keep us on our toes. Oh, God likes hamburgers, weekends, good friends, Michelob. He likes Catholics, Protestants, the occasional Jew. He likes hard work. He likes good neighbours. And he likes spectacular beer in the fourth at Belmont. He is omnipresent everywhere. He is eternal all the time. He is omniscient and he knows it. And he is an honorary citizen of these United States, whatever the country of his birth. Amen, Lord. But after you have succumbed to cancer, or been crushed by a car, or expired by sucking chest wounds, or heart failure, when you've killed yourself, or when you've been killed, or when you just plain died, oh, he can make everything right with those two little words. Hello, sailor. Hello, sailor. Hello, sailor. Hello, sailor. Good music, brothers and sisters, can never die. It just gets more intensified. That's a man called Don Drummond, man in the street from the year 1965, calling all rude boys and girls. At an invitation to call us here at WBAI, 279-3400, we'll be taking your phone calls in just a little bit, talking about various issues that happen to come up. But first, what did we hear before that? We heard from the National Lampoon. And what is God? A piece sure to offend many people that, I don't know, I think deserve offending sometimes. But, you know, there's all these dials and knobs and buttons and plugs on your radio, so if something upsets you, there's always an option. And perhaps we should tell the FCC about that little option. Maybe they don't know about it. We'll get into that a little later. We heard What Is God? featuring Roger Bumpass from the National Lampoon's White Album. And I've just rediscovered all my National Lampoon records. I don't know if there's many people out there that have a collection. But, boy, there were some good things that came out, mostly in the 1970s. There was the Lemmings take off on Woodstock. There was Goodbye Pop and That's Not Funny, That's Sick. And it was both sick and funny. That was the beautiful part of it. Boy, you just don't see humor like that anymore, you know? But enough funny stuff. We don't want to get too much carried away with levity here. It's a serious radio program. Serious issues to discuss. Very serious listeners are out there. We know that. And, boy, you ever have one of those days one of those days where you just feel terrible? You know, you feel like the slightest thing is going to set you off? And you're totally out of it, you know? You're totally not in step with the rest of the world. And everybody sort of seems to be at odds with you for one reason or another. Even people you don't know. Even people that you've never met. Even people who aren't even alive anymore. Everybody seems to be against you. And the whole world is your enemy. And there's absolutely nothing, nothing at all to look forward to. And it's nighttime as well. You ever have one of those days? Well, if you've ever had one of those days, folks, I've got something for you right now that is sure 100% guaranteed sure to cheer you up. And don't even bother thanking me because that's what I'm here for, okay? Yeah, things are going to get much better starting now. You are a fluke of the universe You have the right to be Deteriorata Go placidly amid the noise and waste and remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof. Avoid quiet and passive persons unless you are in need of sleep. Rotate your tires. Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself and heed well their advice even though they be turkeys. Know what to kiss and when. Consider that two wrongs never make a right but that three do. Wherever possible, put people on hold. Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment and despite the changing fortunes of time there is always a big future in computer maintenance. You are a fluke of the universe You have the right to be here where we can hear the night The universe is leaping behind you there. Remember the Pueblo. Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle and mutilate. Know yourself. If you need help, call the FBI. Exercise caution in your daily affairs especially with those persons closest to you. That lemon on your left, for instance. Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls would scarcely get your feet wet. Fall not in love, therefore. It will stick to your face. Gracefully surrender the things of youth birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan and let not the sands of time get in your lunch. Hire people with hooks. For a good time, call 606-4311. Ask for Ken. Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting enough cheese and reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot it could only be worse in Milwaukee. You are a fluke of the universe. You have no right to be here and whether you can hear it or not the universe is laughing behind your back. Therefore, make peace with your God whatever you conceive him to be hairy thunderer or cosmic muffin. With all its hopes, dreams, promises and urban renewal the world continues to deteriorate. You are a fluke of the universe. You have no right to be here and whether you can hear it or not the universe is laughing behind your back. You are a fluke of the universe. You are a fluke of the universe. Anyway, that was National Lampoon again with one of their few serious pieces, Deteriorata. And quite a piece that was, National Lampoon. And I'm just going to go crazy with all these records I found by National Lampoon. I haven't heard from them in such a long time. I wonder if they're even still around. Except for that magazine they put out, I haven't heard a thing from them. But, in any event, the time is now 11.58. The program is The Fifth Corner. I'm Emanuel Goldstein. And we're here until 1 o'clock. And usually we talk about technological things. Things having to do with telephones, computers, hackers, mischief makers, censorship, indecency, obscenity and all kinds of other things as well. And tonight is not going to be an exception, of course not. But we're just going to have a little bit more in the way of musical bits. Just because I'm in that kind of a mood, I guess. I'm off to California on Saturday for the first time in my life. So this is the last show I'm going to be doing for at least a month. And it'll be nice to have fun on this last occasion. In any event, speaking of technological, bureaucratic blunders and mess-ups and the total helplessness that one individual person has in this society. Well, I had just such an experience only a week or so ago when I thought something nice and logical would actually happen involving banks and credit agencies. Well, you know it never works that way. You know it never happens the way you expect it to happen. Never. I mean, not even once, as far as I can remember. I thought it would be a great idea, you know. Because I do a lot of check writing and I get lots of checks from people because I live in one of these group houses and I'm the person that manages the rent. So all these people give me their checks and sometimes someone doesn't give me a check on time and as a result my check bounces Checks are bouncing all over the place like ping pong balls and every time that happens the bank charges you. So I thought to myself, well, wouldn't it be a great idea if I had this neat thing called overdraft protection? You know, it's this amazing thing, sort of like the mob. They come in and they protect you and they make sure that if an accident is to occur and one of your checks bounces, God forbid, they don't charge you. They don't charge you for that. It's called protection and as long as you keep a certain amount in another account, everybody's happy. I said, boy, you know, that's just the thing I need. That's just what I want to have. And so I called my bank on the phone bright and early one morning and said, hi bank, how are you? I want to get this overdraft protection. And they said, why, certainly sir, we'll send you the forms for it. And I always welcome forms in the mail and this was no exception. A few weeks later the forms arrived and, you know, they asked me these various personal questions, some of which seemed a little too probing, but I didn't mind asking them, answering them that is, and I did. I answered all the questions truthfully, honestly, filled out my name, everything, everything they wanted to know, and sent it in to the bank. And then a month later the bank sent me a letter saying that at this time they could not approve my application for overdraft protection, but they thanked me for applying. And it was one of the biggest shocks of my life. I mean, I don't know how you rank big shocks in your life, but this was a big shock. I just stood there by the mailbox, envelope on the ground, and the letter unfolded, staring at it for what must have been a half hour or so. And I finally came to my senses and realized the only thing to do would be to call them and to try to tell them that they must have made a mistake. I mean, here I am, a man with something like 15 credit cards, one of the best credit ratings in the world, always paying my bills on time, and more than enough to cover whatever it is that they would charge me or whatever the checks would be. You know, I was able to cover all that. I had a savings account in the same bank, and this had to be some ghastly mistake somewhere along the line. And armed with the facts, I strode into my house and called them up on the phone and was told to call a different number, called a different number, told to call a third number. And about after the sixth call, I finally found the person that had rejected me. You know, it's something to find that person. And I found her. Her name was Trudy. Trudy. I'll never forget this. And I talked to Trudy. I talked to Trudy for a good 45 minutes on the telephone, and she explained to me that, yes, Mr. Goldstein, you have fantastic credit rating, you have paid your bills on time, and the Visa people love you, and American Express loves you, and you have all these credit cards, and, you know, you're a very, very, uh, I don't know what word she used, but whatever it was, I was very good at it. But the problem was that she added all of my credit cards together and came up with this incredible figure, something like $25,000. You know, these are credit cards that I've never even asked for. You know, sometimes, you ever get those things in the mail where they send you some kind of crazy bank in Delaware, says, hey, we have a Visa card for you. It's not going to cost you anything. Just, you know, it'll be reserved in your name. It's waiting here. Here's the card. Come and use it whenever you want to. Those things kind of pile up after a while, and the ones that you do use, the legitimate Visa cards and American Express cards, they keep increasing your credit every three or four months, it seems. My original credit line on Visa was something like $1,500, and I found out to my shock that they've raised it over the years to $10,000. Can you imagine that? I can go out and charge something that costs $10,000. I can buy a car on my Visa card. It shocked me. So, what she had done was she had added all of my credit, all of my credit cards together, and treated it as if I had actually borrowed that amount. And I found out belatedly that that is how they do things. They add it all up. So, you can be out there with your Visa card, and you're not using it at all, but you have all this credit against you, and it can actually hurt you. It was shocking, shocking to realize that a good credit rating can actually be disadvantageous. And paying your bills on time and getting the lowest interest rate doesn't mean anything. So, folks, that's a warning. A warning to not let that happen to you. Be careful. Be real careful out there, because all these offers look real nice until you realize how it can be used against you, even if you're totally responsible. And I've got... She was listing cards I didn't even know I had. I didn't know I had a Chase Manhattan MasterCard. I never knew I had that. But somehow I do. Somehow I do. You know, there are these very tricky methods that they use sometimes. They send you a letter in the mail, and if you check a box to get more information, you get a Visa card or a MasterCard or an American Express card. They just keep coming. And if they don't charge you for them every year, you forget you even have them. And if you don't use them, of course, you forget you have them too. But TRW never forgets. Everybody out there has a TRW file. And if there's any good to come out of this, it's that I can get my TRW file now for free and see just what they say about me. Whenever you're rejected for any kind of credit, you have that right. You can get your credit report for nothing. Usually they charge you, and I think that's one of the things that's terribly wrong with this world, where you have to pay to find out information about yourself. That's pretty scary, folks. Pretty scary. So be careful. Be real careful with who you give your name to, who you give your address to, and who you accept offers from. And something a friend told me. Whenever somebody calls you up on the phone and says, they've got this great offer for you, you know, this great money-saving offer, please listen now, you say one simple thing. You say, sir or ma'am, I only respond to direct mail. Just a minute! Just a minute! I can't hear a thing! Quiet, please! Is there any escape from noise? Oh, there's so much noise! I can't hear the music! Is there any escape from noise? What orchestra is this? What orchestra is this? Is there any escape? Is there any escape from noise? What are you going to do? I'm going to record all the noise. Oh, yeah? Well, you know, actually, right here in this neighborhood, we don't have a heck of a lot of noise. We don't either. Because, well, you know, the big city isn't that big. It's not that big. It's not that big. Well, you know, the big city isn't around here. And once we do hear somebody shoot off a couple of guns in the distance, and somebody rattling some tin cans or something, that's about all. So it's very quiet here. Woo-hoo! Look out! Here I come! Michael Jackson! Look what you've done! Michael Jackson? You've spattered mud all over my dress with your old bicycle! Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson? Those mud sands will never wash out. Bruce Springsteen. Oh, gee, what am I going to do? Van Halen. Oh, I'm sorry, Carol. You were too close. Tina Turner. Lori! What good does that do? David B. You know you aren't supposed to be riding your bike during lunch hour. Chris, the Don, Huey, the Noose, the Cars, Cody, the Ant-Cot, Williams, Tyler, ZZ Top, Weird Al, the Ant-Hair, Sidney Luper, Pink Floyd, the Pretenders, Billy Joel, Billy Idol, Helen John, Neil Young, Sheena Easton, John Lennon, The Allen Parsons Project, Rick Springfield, the Rolling Stones, Pat McIntyre, Hall & Oates, the Abbeyhead, Queen, Jack Kerouac, Cleo Mack, Duran Duran, Police, Eurythmics, George, Kenny Rogers, Stevie Wonder, Jay and Asus, Diana Ross, Donna Summer, Dean Martin, Kiss, and we especially call the judgment of this hour and the destroying of the right to be specific against children, and we're urging specifically these individuals for whom we call for the judgment of the sacred fire in this hour before the throne of almighty God. You've got a good beginning. Witness and trial and error. It just depends again on breaking the records over radio. Rock music blares. Door slam. People yell. You've got a good beginning. Witness and trial and error. It just depends again on breaking the records over radio. Rock music blares. People yell. Children scream. Sirens whine. Trucks rumble and roar. And rock music blares. Blares, blares, blares. Is there any escape from noise? Is there any escape from noise? Is there any escape from noise? Is there any escape from noise? Now you take all that noise and let it bounce off of one building to another building and down to the basement where you're walking. And it's no wonder you're exhausted after a day of shopping. No wonder you feel as if you can't finish the day on the job. You're tired. You're beaten down. You're irritable. Your mental and physical health are suffering. Is there any escape? Is there any escape from noise? Is there any escape from noise? Is there any Is there any escape from noise? Is there any escape from noise? Well, I don't think there is. I don't think there's ever any escape from the noise that surrounds us. And we must learn to adapt because that's what makes us who we are. Right. Okay. Well, that's Negative Land. We heard three things from them. Quiet Please, Michael Jackson, and Escape From Noise, which is the title track of their album two albums ago, Escape From Noise. And I guess that's what we all spend our life trying to do is escape from all the noise, you know? Escape from all the noise, the bureaucracy, the stupidity, the ways in which the system drive us crazy. Speaking of the system, you learn things. You learn little things when you talk to people in different stages of life. I had some friends visiting from Holland over the last few weeks, and they each told me that something rather bizarre happened on the way over. Well, bizarre in our little circle. Something that we didn't know happened. But it seems that all foreigners, when they are told that they wish to come to the United States for a visit or whatever, have to fill out this little pink form. And the little pink form says name, address, all that kind of thing. But at the same time, it asks you a very important question. It asks if you've ever been a member of a communist or subversive organization. A communist or subversive organization. A little pink form, and they have to fill it out. And I don't know what happens to people that say yes, but the implication is certainly there that if you are or ever were a member of a communist or subversive, and it's kind of weird that they equate the two because in quite a few countries, communism is not very subversive at all. But the question is just so odd. At least to me it seems odd. This is 1990, and here we have this question from the 1950s that never seems to have left, or maybe it's just come back. I don't know. If somebody knows more about this, perhaps they could call up and fill us in. But it's an eye-opener. It's a real revelation to find out that yeah, they're giving out these forms, and it's something that we would never know about because you know, I'm an American and when I go overseas and come back, they don't ask me my political beliefs on the way back in. At least, they haven't yet, but in the future, I suppose. Amazing. What could a communist person or a subversive person entering this country possibly do? What could 10 or 100 or 1,000, you know? You have 1,000 communists at the airport. What can they do? Can they single-handedly, by themselves, overthrow the government or confuse everybody? Or just get everybody really cross and start a riot somewhere? And are they going to expand this? Are they going to ask you if you're Democrat or Republican or if you support flag-burning? If you're homosexual? Well, I suppose they already have done that because they've certainly put restrictions on anybody with AIDS coming into the country, and that is certainly discrimination of some sort. So, you've got to watch these things, folks. You've got to keep your eyes open. It's not the kind of thing you're going to read about in the daily news. But you'll find out about it by talking to people and by sharing experiences. Well, that's one experience there. Now, this is fairly good news. Fairly good news. I saw it in the paper today. Remember a few weeks ago we were talking about the phone company and how they are going to raise rates, almost double the rates, and do all kinds of horrible things. Start charging for directory assistance from payphones. Start charging for operators. If you dial O, you'll get charged. Raise the fees for all kinds of other services and eliminate other services altogether. Well, finally, finally, finally, finally, after all this time, New York State Attorney General Robert Abrams today formally announced that he is opposing New York Telephone's request for a $919 million dollar rate hike based in part on allegations of overcharging and other improprieties by the company's purchasing division. And that's a whole other kettle of worms. The allegations were made during more than a month of testimony involving documents that New York Telephone refuses to make public. At a news conference today, I'm reading this from today's paper so it hadn't actually happened when they printed the paper, but Abrams was expected to argue that the phone company's rate increase is excessive and unjustified. And that its attempt to conceal hundreds of pages of documents from public view by stamping them trade secret is unwarranted. As part of his office's investigation of whether a rate hike is justified, the Attorney General staff has been questioning witnesses in the New York Telephone office building in Lower Manhattan since June 4th about the purchasing division, which is known as Material Enterprises Company. And what they do is they buy in bulk for the phone companies. And until a few months ago, Material Enterprises was a 9X Corporation division that did not come under regulatory review. Now it's owned by the phone companies. And of course, 9X is the parent of New York Telephone and Telephone. But Material Enterprises, what they do is they buy about $2 billion worth of products annually. And that ranges from things like paper clips to computerized telecommunications systems, pieces of paper, all kinds of things. And informed sources have been saying that the company, when they bought supplies, favored company affiliates and certain outside vendors, even if they didn't provide the cheapest prices. And they allege the division also overcharged New York Telephone by marking up the prices of goods and services and that 9X covered up certain improprieties by company officials. So in other words, they would charge $10 for a paper clip or something like that. New York Telephone would pay $10 for a paper clip. And then, all of a sudden, New York Telephone would start running out of money. All this money had to be spent on office supplies and things like that. And meanwhile, Material Enterprises, being a division of 9X, simply had the money in another part of the company. I mean, I'm sure there's some kind of a word for that. I mean, overcharging is a word that comes to mind, but I'm sure there's a technical term. And that's what's going on. Now, that's not the only reason, of course, to be upset by the rate hikes. The rate hikes themselves are outlandish, but when you couple that with these rather nefarious schemes that they're up to, you've got to really take a good, hard look at these guys and see just what they're up to. So that's a bit of good news that the state plans to fight that. And we'll be keeping you updated on this program as to just what happens, as far as that goes. Now, there's another ongoing thing that we've also been following, and in fact, if you listened to Pacifica News earlier, you probably heard mention of it. It's something that's got us very concerned here, and it should have all the people listening concerned. That's the FCC. They're now recommending a round-the-clock ban on radio and TV programming that's deemed indecent. Now, defining the word indecent is one of the hardest things in the world. Now, the FCC defines it as material that is, in terms, patently offensive as measured by contemporary community standards for the broadcast medium, or describing sexual or excretory activities or organs. So I probably just did it right now by even mentioning that. That could be considered indecent. I don't know. A lot of things that we do at WBAI can get people upset, but that's all a part of living. A round-the-clock ban, can you believe it? Up until now, it was during the daytime, and at night you could be a little bit more experimental. But now, we've got to be clean-cut 24 hours a day. The clincher, the clincher is the fact that nobody really knows what the definition is. So, what's going to happen? We're all going to go around self-censoring. And that's the best thing of all in the eyes of a censor, is somebody that worries, and because they worry, they don't take the risk. Even if it might have been perfectly acceptable, they don't do it. They don't do anything that could possibly be a violation. Running scared. Well, according to the Associated Press, critics complain that the indecency ban would violate the First Amendment. An appeals court is considering a law that would impose such a ban, and we'll just have to see what happens. But lately, folks, lately, the First Amendment seems to be the biggest enemy in this country. It's really a pretty surprising situation. And I guess that's a good cue to start taking phone calls, too, if you have any comments on the FCC, New York Telephone, anything else that we've touched upon tonight. The number is 212-279-3400, and I've got the news here, a tear sheet off the Associated Press. We don't usually look at news that much here on the radio, off the Associated Press, but sometimes it's interesting, and today it seems to be more interesting than other days. For instance, this item, out of Birmingham, Alabama. Where else? No offense to all the Alabama people listening, but I don't know, I wonder about what goes on down there sometimes. A radio talk show host in Birmingham, Alabama has been suspended indefinitely for refusing to put calls from black listeners on the air. Not making this up. Tim Lennox says he decided not to take any calls from blacks yesterday after a co-worker's car was broken into, allegedly by a black man. What I'd like to know is, how did he know who the black callers were? Does he have caller ID on the phone and he can tell what a black call is and what a white call is? I mean, I think it would have made more sense if he had said, okay, a black man broke into this guy's car, so I'm not going to take any calls from men tonight. You know, that's a lot easier, you can tell, usually. Not all the time, but most of the time. And this item, out of North Fork, Idaho. North Fork, Idaho. Oh, yes. They've pulled the plug on the nation's last known hand-cranked telephone system. The old-fashioned party line in the North Fork, Idaho area was replaced today by private-line touch-tone service. And folks don't seem to miss the old system. Store owner Gary Pedro says it's nice not to have to shout into his phone anymore. Apparently they don't use phones in New York City, but we won't get into that. It seems also that that story keeps coming up, you know? Seems like every couple of years they pulled the plug on the last hand-cranked telephone system. I thought they did this twice before, but they keep finding them. In any event, our number is 279-3400. It's time for you to feedback. Good morning. Good morning. Wake up. Is anyone there? Yeah, go ahead. I'm sorry. Did you fall asleep at the phone or something? Go on. Give me a break. Okay, go ahead. We were talking about security clearance deals before, and I had a pretty weird experience with one of those. Actually, I didn't, but a woman that I was... She was a real computer whiz, and so they ran this computer check on her. I'm sorry, not computer check, but security clearance check on her. Had to fill out these forms and stuff, and of course she had to list the fact that I was living in the same apartment as she was. So she comes back a few days later. She comes home from work, and she looks at me with eyes wide full of awe, and she goes, You were in the Yippies? Oh my God. And it turned that up. It had to be 15 years from the time that I had filled out a... signed onto a mailing list for the Yippies back in the early 70s and the time that this happened in the mid-80s. I couldn't believe it. I was laughing. She, of course, was not pleased at all because they took it very seriously. But I thought it was hysterical, the fact that something like that would turn up. In their security clearance. That just means that somewhere, just like Arla Guthrie says, somewhere enshrined in a folder. Back in white is a copy of that subscription blank to the Yipster Times or whatever it was. I passed by their office the other day. Do they publish as overthrow now? I have no idea. I haven't heard from them. Well, if you walk downtown, I don't know what street it was, but we just came upon it, and this old, battered sign said the Yipster Times. It looked like there were still people going in and out of the place, but it was pretty decrepit. They exist in some form, but that's incredible. You should do a Freedom of Information Act and see just what they have on you because you've got the right to and you should be curious. I figured that's just giving them more information because then they'd have a current address on me and all kinds of stuff like that. So get a P.O. box. Who says you have to use a current address? There's no real security in a P.O. box. Well, that's true. So do your best to confuse them. Use a different middle initial. Give a friend's address or an enemy's address. Just try to find out what you can, what they know about you because I think if everybody did that, maybe there'd be less files because there'd be so many people asking about files that they'd have to hire people to handle that part of it. I don't know. Why do you think they do this? That's their thing. There's, I don't know what, millions of people that are employed by the government across the country. That's all that they're paid to do. It's our tax dollars at work, right? It's so scary when you think of it and we all have a file of some sort whether it's a credit file or some kind of a file with the FBI. You'd be surprised who's in there. I'm just glad that no one, as far as I know anyway, at least I've never done it voluntarily, has given up my fingerprints anywhere. Well, of course, in the interest of security, someday everybody's fingerprints will be taken at birth. That way if a child molester ever kidnaps you, they'll be able to find you right away if they don't have a homing device installed upon birth. Yeah, that'll be the next big step. I mean, you know, there are people that think this is a very good idea. I could sort of share their enthusiasm about developing new technology and all that, but I call our ideas a good example. I think it's fun to play with, but you can't ignore the invasions of privacy that those things are going to bring about. What's going to happen if suddenly nasty things begin happening in the upper reaches of a totalitarian regime? That's total control. Computers give you so much control over people. Obviously, the other side of Caller ID is, as you said with the Freedom of Information Act thing, is that everybody should just get Caller ID. You know who's calling you at the same time that they know who you are when you call them. Right. But I don't know. You know, where is it going to end? Well, the thing is, everybody is advertising Caller ID as an amazing feature that's going to ward off obscene callers. It's not. I mean, obscene callers will simply find a secure place to call from or a way to route around the system. You just call from a payphone. I mean, what's the big deal about that? You call from a payphone or you route through a long-distance... I'm not giving advice on how to make obscene phone calls, by the way, but what I'm saying is you call from a payphone and you're trying desperately to get in touch with them because their car broke down or something and you don't think that way. The latest thing that I've been dealing with is people have been coming up with suggestions about how to prank people's electronic mail on computer services like MCI and stuff. How to prank somebody's electronic mail like using a file archiver and zipping all these blank files together and giving them all funny names like sexy.picture or something like that. So they feel compelled to read the file. Right. So you'd send them all off to this jerk and he's got to spend hours and unarchive, unzip or whatever it is all these files and all they are is just thousands of bytes of blank spaces. That's pretty sneaky there. But it hasn't happened to me yet. Did you see there was a thing it's pretty funny I was watching TV the other night and they did a story about payphones in Manhattan and I'm out here in Jersey and I really don't use payphones too much myself but they did a thing about how on the one hand here they show this guy and there's like three payphones on this street corner and he tries each of the three payphones and none of the three of them work and so then they go to the they say well why is this and then they go interview some guy from AT&T or 9x or whoever it is these are real telephone companies It would be New Jersey Bell for you. Yeah, ok. So they go to this guy and he says well our payphones don't work because they're vandalized. Of course none of the three payphones that this poor guy tried to put his quarter into were vandalized at all which is a perfect working order to me visually from the outside but it's just internally they didn't work. Right, well you don't vandalize something internally if something is vandalized you usually know about it. Yeah, right, but the funny part was so he's saying look at this and he's got the remains of this payphone it looked like somebody had taken a sledgehammer to the thing and it was so funny and he's like well this is the reason why our payphones don't work. They probably did that that morning I mean usually when people vandalize payphones they do it because they're so frustrated having their quarters stolen by the thing. Absolutely, but of course that was no part of the report at all. Have you seen in New York City they're converting lots of payphones now to credit only phones. Yeah. They're simply covering up the coin slots and saying this does not take quarters however the phone still thinks it's a payphone it'll ask for money and of course there's no place to put the money What's that bit that people used to do with the audio taping the sound of the coins dropping into the box or something like that? Well what you're referring to are red box tones which are the tones that quarters and nickels and dimes make as they're put into the slot. Does that still work? Well it's possible, I've heard instances where people are doing that and of course I can't condone that either but anything is possible in this day and age. Really? That's really what I have to say about that. Anyway, we're going to go on to some more calls. Hey, play some more of that if you've got That's Not Funny That's Sick floating around there, play some of that later. Okay, anything in particular? It's been so long since I've heard it. That's a great record. But it is a great record. Oh, you know what would probably be good? Wasn't there a bit about the oil companies on there? Oh yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Play that, alright? Alright, I'll see if I have time for that. My phone number is 212-279-3400 as we chat with people who keep their eyes open and keep their hands busy. That's the kind of thing I like to see. Good morning. Good evening there, I mean good evening, Emanuel. Or whatever it is. I woke up about an hour ago. I'm asleep here. I figured I'd give you a call. They're not in touch for a while. I heard this thing you mentioned that they have with the media. That just came out today. With all the shows related to the mob and murder and blowing people up and crimes and shooting and guns. Why didn't they start with that 25, 30 years ago? Uh-huh. Newton Minow claimed that television was a vast wasteland. It still is. Well, only because people don't demand something better. They've gone down the tubes. They stifle real creativity, real talent. They don't give a real talented person a break. I happen to be a writer. Instead you get ripped off by people who can't access your work and misappropriate it and you become the ghost writer of the pop music world. Isn't it a horrible world? Then you go back to times like Hank Williams even before that, to Gershwin. They rip people off and murder them and cover it up. You don't know what's going on out there, Emanuel. When you come from a people like our people who have been slaughtered and murdered for a long time you know something evil's going on out there. When people masquerade that they have some kind of Christianity and they're lying. Everything in life is based on the big lie technique. And that's what Hitler used and it's going on in North America this year. Okay, what I want to get to is some comedy, okay? Yeah, do that, please. ...of this aggravation and neurosis. I'm glad you set that up for us. Go right ahead. First of all, the good creator that put us on this earth wants us to have pleasure and love. He says, be fruitful and multiply. And then in another book he says, love one another as I have loved you. How could religious organizations call themselves by that name and victimize people and sit in judgment upon people who really love each other when sex is only an act of love? If people understood the real nature of sex there wouldn't be sodomy, molesting, and raping and killing because it's a vicious cycle if you study emotional psychological self-help books, you understand? We live in a mentally ill world. They believe it's right to hate, hurt, and kill. And that's what you've got. You thought those days were over? It's always under the surface because man is an animal, okay? Enough of this. Let me do some comedy, okay? I thought that was... okay, go ahead. I created my own little character lately. It's called Andrew Nice Gay, okay? There isn't anything as straight or gay. It's unfortunate that people have to define things by words and words that are derogatory that put people down. You may have dysfunctioning people out there in certain categories who really want love and security and affection, but basically the basic issue is love, you understand? I understand. Let's just do my shtick here. There isn't too much. Don't get off the air. Okay. Okay, Andrew Nice Gay. How about a little parody? And it is clean. I've been keeping my material not only recent, but decent. Here it is. Twinkle, twinkle, movie star. Didn't I meet you in a gay bar? When we bid each other goodbye, you told me that you were bi. Now how's that for a parody, huh? That's not bad. I've contacted some big people in the business about it. I've been trying to reach them for at least two years. You know what? Nothing. Not a phone call, not a letter, nothing, huh? Everything is controlled by people just like politics or religion, even in comedy. Even in the movie industry where prostitution has been illegal for more than 60 years, where they've denied us three-dimensional movies, where they've denied us everything. Everything we've been denied. It is just horrible. How could people control people when real art is the expression of the humanities? Can you understand why this country is like this? Well, yeah. I can't understand why, but I can see that it is. And you'll see that the whole world has been deceived. I don't belong to any of that organized religious stuff out there. I'm not putting it down, but I'm saying that things happen in people's lives. Something big happened in my life, and I know about it, but I'm not here to discuss that. I just wanted you to know that there are people out here who not only have led lives of pain and hurt, but this is where comedy comes from, from tragedy. It is a mask for tragedy. That's all I have to say. Good trip to California. See you when you come back. worn down with to a frazzle just just number one who I live with Jimmy Pearsall for two years and I'm saying it now Lee that's a real shock that's a real shock a little shock to me Lee no shock to me either there are a lot of little girls on the set coming up now who just can't who just can't step forward like we can and we're so happy to be able to help them out like who Ken Howard for instance Ken Howard right Ken came up to me he was shooting that dreadful series whatever that was called about the two solicitors whatever they call Ken came up to me crying crying her eyes out said where do I go who's gonna take me and I just I just held him and said it'll be all right and it was I mean the show flopped isn't it do they pick it up it's that kind of compassion that Lee for instance has and Clint here and Paul Newman who's been doing a tremendous amount of work for us Paul Newman is gay for gay of course I don't believe that for a minute oh well this is well go down to headquarters than ask him dear really he's right there he's typing right now well I know you've made movies with a lot of actors like there was a movie called the Magnificent Seven you had Yul Brynner and Yul Brynner you have James Colbert Eli Wallach now they weren't everybody in the film was gay and I think that's how it worked except for Horst but they called that the summer of sin when they made that movie and we were well now that's just so Horst Buchholz was the only one in that movie it wasn't gay that's right Charles Bronson now you made a movie The Great Escape I mean I just asked where you got where you got that belt John I'm sorry to describe it I got a buckle sort of looks like a snake I got a leather store on 10th Street somewhere oh yeah um anyway um The Great Escape The Great Escape you made that film with a number of you meet James Garner you made it yeah Queen I'll never forget you and Steve McQueen on that cart when you were stuck you'll never forget I think that's where I really got to know Steve well he's Steve came out just after that now you see Steve's another small small man he's not gay well but Steve is gay see yes there are some small men who are gay oh yeah I'm sure you'd like to know about a lot of people who are gay and of course I would like here to spread the word on people who are gay people who are gay you don't want other people to know about it but we're do we are here to say that we're gay and we are the head of a rather large organization now of gay people who are proud to be gay if we told you right now who people were I mean who for instance Walter Cronkite Walter Cronkite is gay Casey Stangle Casey Stangle I can't you know she has the biggest collection of tiaras I've ever seen really for instance there are people that you just wouldn't expect you know couples I mean people that don't know about couples for instance Linus Pauling and guess who just try to match them dr. Spock dr. Spock but you know it's not important who's gay or who isn't gay what's important to us is that it's how gay they are oh yeah I'm being selfish yeah now you're making a joke of this is this a serious organization or is it a lot of other gay groups that he is always making jokes always drinking he's always a little bit out of touch girls the boozer and she's not ashamed of it Oh God yes all of wild turkey and I'm happy now what about other any sports people that are there gay Nitschke rate I went out with Nitschke for two summers Kareem Abdul-Jabbar who used to be known as Lou Alcindor is gay oh boy everybody knows that of course that's amazing I didn't know that when he swims now you can't tell me a guy like Dick Butkus is gay Dick Butkus is gay you never seen Dick Butkus in a muumuu he's incredibly gorgeous what about some what about some rock stars Jerry Garcia Jerry Garcia is gay this is incredible what about Beach Boys and what we heard was the National Lampoon one more time with Gay Alliance off their white album and you heard the voices of John Belushi Chevy Chase Christopher Guest and Steve Collins and I came from the National Lampoon's radio hour and that record came out in 1980 ten years ago my god well we're still welcoming your phone calls we only have about ten minutes to go before Bob Fass comes in and we'll have all kinds of interesting things on WBAI throughout the night but right now something that I've always been a little curious about let's see if we can find an answer well we won't find an answer right away because the phone hung up on us but we're going to try it again yes hi operator I'm trying to place a call to Antarctica thank you hey TJ how can I help you yes hi operator I'm trying to find out the country code for Antarctica please where Antarctica no Antarctica it's a continent on the southern hemisphere yes I need to know the country code I'd like to get information over there please well yeah it's it's a continent and the country at the same time thank you it's it's the least populated of the continents but it's also quite quite a landmass Scott is okay thank you well there's a I think there's a Fort Scott there or something what are you listening the computer usually knows these things well yeah you have to know how to ask okay Antarctica KC and Antarctica Scott and how would I go about dialing that it's undialable right there are two bases I believe countries non-dialable huh but you can go to an operator just one moment now okay and this is Antarctica Scott Scott base first I give Antarctica base uh-huh and I gave the thing change let me go back sir AC is one AT is another AC is Casey base okay one is Casey base one is Scott base now we back to Casey base that's an undialable country now let me go back to other one this one here is Antarctica Scott base undialable but I can give it operator okay well okay I was just calling to find out how I would call so in the future when I try to call Antarctica what do I do oh you have to come to the exit country sir the operator route to which one you want Scott base or the Casey base okay and there's no magic numbers to give out or anything like that okay okay so I'd have to know if it was Scott or Casey and then they take it from there okay well I guess that answers all my questions then okay thank you you too I always wanted to know that I always wanted to know how you supposed to call Antarctica well now we know there's no country code it's undialable and you go through the operator well let's take a couple more phone calls we have about six minutes or so our number is two seven nine three four hundred area code two one two good morning hi I'm so sorry that you can't be on for a long period of time you know I wish I could too when are you coming back why you this your last show well this is my last show until mid-august somebody called up before and said play music I think you really don't have a long enough program to really play a lot of music and I I kind of felt to be the beginning stuff I couldn't really get into I didn't know what was going on so I really went somewhere else and had to come back well you see music is the spice of life and it sort of gets me into into a different mood every every single track I play sort of alters me in some way well you know your program is so unique that it either requires more time or you you gotta give more you know in the times that you've opened up the lines it's really been there you can always play stuff some stuff is background you know uh-huh well not on this none of this crazy phone system we have because if I play if I play anything in the background people can't hear what's going on it's really if you check out some of the late-night people especially who do that the stuff you play may not be quite able to do that but let me ask you I just want to encourage you to be as open as possible visit your show is quite unique uh-huh and important I appreciate that and could I request that when you come back maybe you could line up some phone guests one week maybe someone who speaks for consumers maybe it could be by phone if they can't be there well since I'm going out to California and it's three hours earlier there I'll probably find some people like that will be happy to be guests the people here in this city or around here they're always coming up with lame excuses like they have to go to sleep at 1 in the morning interested in the consumer rights or who are working for it I guess they got to get up early to do the fighting if their employees or organizations or something but also civil rights you know you get people on and those stuff like that and I want to ask you if you can check out for us update what's happening to the computer kids who've gotten busted well there have been some developments I know a couple of trials are scheduled to start in a week or so well there's there's a lot that should be done right now I think the important thing is to remain aware of what's happening with regards to all that because might be able to cover it a bit too uh-huh okay let me let some other people get on and good luck have a good vacation thank you and we'll see you soon two seven nine three four hundred good morning hello yes go ahead okay hello good morning in relation to your discussion before about credit cards and telephone etc I heard about a year ago that this is hearsay that the government has plans to get people in debt through extending the credit and what they want people to do is to overextend themselves and that then they're going to have a currency exchange and that this currency is printed up right now and that it may eventually actually even be a five dollars to one dollar exchange which will create a situation where people won't be able to pay back the credit that they've built up for themselves how would such currency exchange work well I don't in terms of talking about having a one-world currency that what's going on now in terms of in Germany and different countries where they're talking about having an economy that will be more universal that that in fact this isn't necessarily working towards democracy for everyone but the opposite for the whole world well I think it's something that we should be concerned about overextending that's the exact word that that credit person used on me they said I'm overextending myself and I wasn't aware that I was extending myself at all in my particular case but a lot of people not only it's incredible I was listening to the news the other day and there is a story on about how what you said is actually happening people are are using too much credit and not being able to pay it back and going into debt and it seems to be a nationwide phenomenon then they broke for a commercial and the commercial was for a hotel and the hotel said okay let's let's look at this scene and give you the choice of paying by cash or paying by credit and they implied that paying by credit was the only sensible way to to stay in their hotel and it's incredible don't these people listen to what was just said on the on the radio don't they program their commercials at least so they don't completely counter what what was being said on the news it's it's something that's a major problem and not only is it a major problem on an individual level to major problem on a national level the country is in debt like never before and what's going to happen I don't know well mostly this is what I've heard it's part of a larger plan to have more control over and that when people then can't pay back their debt because of this currency exchange which will be presented as a way of unifying the world they'll then be issued a debit card and their their bank accounts will be attached directly and their pay will go towards paying back this debit and if that doesn't work then they'll claim people's houses and property and if that's not enough and I've even heard that they had plans to give people laser tattoo numbers which sounds absolutely outrageous but this is what I've heard from two different sources well nothing is impossible given given the advances in technology and it's only by saying what if that we have any chance of preventing worst-case scenarios like that but I urge you to stay aware and let us know what you learned well what well what I have learned is that there's a lot of subliminal programming that goes over televisions and radio waves that could also be inducing this credit extension that people feel compelled beyond their rational logical thinking to do and that it's important not to watch television and you know so that you think more independently and to not have any debt and if you have any debt to pay them up that when this if and when the currency exchange interaction were to occur have debt uh-huh and a lot of people are now looking to move out of city or on the land and establish alternative lifestyles where they're more independent from the system but they can supply their own food and where they live community situations where there's a mutual support there that they're more independent but if you do live in a city important to not be in debt and to get rid of your credit card if you can but part of what's going on with the telephone company is part of getting people on these cards because they're creating a situation I believe that the telephone company has been ransacking all the phones so that people will ask to have a better system and they'll say well we have this card as part of getting the whole card system into control. Well I certainly I know the phone company is in love with with calling cards of their own and all kinds of computerized computerized ways of doing things it's it's something to take keep aware of we're gonna have to stop there though because Bob Fass is here and we want to continue with our radio programming tonight it's just about two minutes after one o'clock this is Emanuel Goldstein the program has been The Fifth Corner and I'm going out with this Debbie McClatchy song or am I coming in with another song I'm not sure we're battling dueling turntables here my Debbie McClatchy song is all about California because that's where I'm going and I don't know what that was but I'm sure you'll hear more about it in a little while good night folks see you soon they settled down in Marysville in the Sierra Mother though a booming mine Shack City built where the Feather River flows they built a home of logs and stone where the river starts to wind and Joe worked running buckets in the Little York hydraulic mines just before the first snowfall Maggie bore a little girl they named her Faith and Faith became the center of their world ten years passed and Faith grew strong in her piney mountain home and everyone in Marysville felt Faith to be their own old Joe was second foreman he still worked in the mines and he often said to Maggie I'm worried about springtime slickens are always rising the bottoms up by feet if this year's snow is heavy then we're in for a lot of grief I've tested out the river every springtime we've been here and just as I've suspected it's risen every year I've spoken to the manager he won't give me a chance all the owners are for profits and the owners live in France that winter was both cold and long the woods were choked with snow and with the thaw the Feather grew to a swollen raging flow and as the swirling waters hit the mine above the town well the slickens were so heavy the water had to move to higher ground 46 million cubic yards of gravel muck and mud turned the peaceful Marysville to a 15 foot high flood and high above the city Joe found his Maggie safe but none of all the neighbors there had seen a sign of Faith she'd gone down to the river to find flowers in the snow and Joe I could not find her when the river overflowed I searched I cried I called her name but I heard no return sound and the waters got so very high I had to move to higher ground Oh Maggie dear don't fret don't mourn I'll find our little girl I can't believe that God above would take so sweet a pearl he has so many treasures I know we'll find her safe and the very next time you see me well I'll have our darling Faith all the neighbors gathered there searched far into the night and up and down the flooded town were boats with bobbing lice and as the first shall pink and gray brought promise of the dawn weary searchers went on home to bed but Faith had not been found all two days passed hope grew dim there'd been no sign at all and many friends gave up the search as the waters began to fall there'd been so many loved ones lost the toll was mounting high but why should Faith so young and strong been chosen then to die music Joe searched and seethed and cursed the mines and mourned all he had lost the gold they found was worthless now they paid too high a cost and as the night brought darkened hopes he knew the time had come he climbed the hill above the town blew up the little york mine oh all the neighbors came to watch the sky was lit by fire and all the world grew warm and gold as the flames leapt even higher and from the dark into the glare a small form crept along and someone shouted Joe come see your Faith at last is home oh daddy I'd gone down to find some flowers in the snow and then a mighty water wall pushed me on down below I caught and held a sturdy log I prayed I would not drown well we floated down for miles and miles before I could reach some higher ground at first I thought I can't go on I cannot even try but someone whispered close at hand I'll save you or I'll die since then I've walked through snow and mire my strength was fading fast that voice kept me from losing hope and now I'm home at last now hoses pumps and buckets are gone from Marysville they passed the law in 93 the mine is ever still the men went back to panning and digging for the gold well the family is together and my story has been told well that's incredible you know Debbie McCarty is singing a song that is a veiled encrypted reference to 1977 didn't you notice that sure that's exactly what it was Dolores Costello is here with me this morning and maybe more frequently than that if things work out and so is Mitch Korber and Mitch Korber is not the only videographer in the room Marcy Wilson is and Clayton Patterson who is not just a videographer he's a felon is that true Clayton I don't know about felon but convicted a convicted person convicted a person with convictions a person with more than one conviction well could you I mean could you just stop clicking that automatic camera for a moment or two I mean this is the most media overloaded room on the face of the planet at the moment I think I mean look at all the video cameras you're getting to be a very important person Clayton I think a lot of important people because of what's been done to you rather than what you succeeded in doing I think that basically what you tried to do was to act as a witness to a certain kind of activity that the press didn't seem willing to cover and as a result of that you're being prosecuted? persecuted? I don't know harassed? harangued? I don't know yeah I guess that's the way I would see it to be convicted for a first amendment issue seems highly unusual I think that you know to be convicted of obstructing governmental administration really for just videotaping the police making arrests there's something highly unusual about that so is that persecuted? prosecuted? I don't know but anyway yeah basically what I was doing was videotaping the police making an arrest it was interesting I think the whole thing was a setup it was like 1.30 in the morning it was the anniversary of the August 6th 7th riot and this was 1989 and it was after that time while I was videotaping this arrest that all this action took place the streets were basically empty by this time and nothing was going on and I was videotaping a person called Don Aladdin Chris Flash talking to Deputy Inspector Julian and then behind the Deputy Inspector was a youth of about 18 standing behind Julian looking by and seeing what was going on and so what happened was all of a sudden an undercover cop came along and grabbed the kid and started rushing him down the street so everybody rushed to videotape and to photograph the arrest and as it was happening and so I was rushing down the street videotaping and there was really nobody on the street on the sidewalk although the police in court said that there was about 25 to 50 people blocking the street and I was yelling link arms link arms link arms and that I had my video camera up above my shoulder and I was bashing it down under the police and that I was pushing them physically and trying to grab the prisoner away at the same time and the whole incident took 44 seconds but anybody that has had any experience with the police at all knows that if you physically touch never mind bashing with your camera or physically pushing them backwards or trying to wrestle away a prisoner that you would pay a price anybody that has ever dealt with the police know that that's a fact certainly in New York they shoot people for less certainly it's a fact that they beat people up for doing that certainly it's a fact that one would go through the system which means that when you're arrested you do your 72 hours in jail and certainly it's a fact that you would be charged with assault and obstructing a peace officer none of which had happened what had happened...