So this idea, it may seem sometimes fancy and pure rhetoric to say, let's create alliances
of solidarity between the first world and the third world in the field of environmental
labor.
It's an easy sentence to say, well, what does it really mean?
But I think the idea, if you like, of a sensible world community in which the knowledge is
there, is not a romantic idea.
I've been involved a bit in Watsonville, lived down there for a while, a major fresh vegetable
producing area, where recently the major packers and growers have been trying to shift their
operations down to Irapuata in Mexico.
You're listening to WBAI New York.
It's time for Off the Hook.
The telephone keeps ringing, so I ripped it off the wall.
I cut myself while shaving, now I can't make a cough.
It couldn't get much worse, but if they could, they would.
Bum Diddly Bum for the best, expect the worst.
I hope that's understood.
Bum Diddly Bum!
And a very good evening to everyone.
This is Emanuel Goldstein.
The program is Off the Hook.
The show about technology and, I guess, deviant criminal behavior with regards to telephones
and computers and things like that.
We'd like to keep you updated on what's happening throughout the world of technology.
Obviously, things that you really should know about, things that a lot of people don't
know about.
We'll be taking lots of phone calls today, so for all those weeks where we haven't been
taking phone calls, tonight we'll be making up for it.
So please give us a call at 279-3400.
We have lots of interesting things to talk about.
You may not have known it, but I've been away for the past three or four weeks, and you've
been hearing my voice on tape.
Yes, I can reveal it now.
I've been here only on Magnetic Media.
But I'm here live tonight, and we will be taking phone calls, 212-279-3400.
So keep your dial glued and your phone and all that kind of thing.
We're going to play a little bit of music first, update you on some news and observations
of various things going on.
Stay tuned.
Okay, I just committed a technical blunder here, and we're going to figure out what went
wrong.
Okay, we have a CD player, and it's very easy to make these mistakes, so I'm going to go
right back to the beginning and start over again.
Break it on down.
Bless you.
Bless you.
Oh, bless you.
Bless you.
Where are you going, my beautiful friend?
Is this the road that we take till the end?
And if we break down, are we left behind?
Is this the highway of all mankind?
Axis spins all round and round, we go.
Where we're going, no one really knows.
Here we, here we, here we, here we go.
Feel the fire way down below.
Come on, dear.
Yes.
Come on, dear.
Come on, dear.
Switch on the stove.
Do what you like.
Gonna have a ball tonight.
Let's have a ball.
Down at the floor.
Train to a road.
I want to train.
Here we, here we, here we, here we go.
Go again.
Walk it right.
Gonna have a ball tonight.
Don't get no pain.
All I see is that the rain.
Get up and clean your teeth and have a shave.
It's 1 a.m.
Let's go out to a rave.
One more in before we hit that grave.
It's harder than a microwave.
It's harder than a microwave.
Wave.
Come on, dear.
The lights.
Party time.
Switch on the stove.
Do what you like.
Gonna have a ball tonight.
Let's have a ball.
Down at the door.
Lift it on up.
Lift it on.
Come on, dear.
The lights.
Party time.
Switch on the stove.
Do what you like.
We're gonna have a ball tonight.
Let's have a ball.
Down at the floor.
Well, I am the Bishop of Brixton on my way to the garden party.
Alice.
Where's the party, officer?
Come on, dear.
The lights.
Party time.
Switch on the stove.
Do what you like.
We're gonna have a ball tonight.
Let's have a ball.
Down at the door.
Here we go.
Party time.
Break it on down.
Oh, daddy.
Where is the fair, dear?
Not in this land.
But still you try to get what you can.
You know that it's bad, but if you insist, here's one more chance now that you just missed.
You know that it's bad, but if you insist, here's one more chance now that you're going to have a ball tonight.
You know that it's bad, but if you insist, here's one more chance now that you're going to have a ball tonight.
You know that it's bad, but if you insist, here's one more chance now that you're going to have a ball tonight.
You know that it's bad, but if you insist, here's one more chance now that you're going to have a ball tonight.
We're gonna have a ball tonight.
We're gonna have a ball tonight.
Party time.
Switch off the slope.
Do what you like.
We're gonna have a ball tonight.
Let's have a ball.
Down at the door.
Waking up the global warming way
Napalm cornflakes for my special
What's the health department got to say
Don't smoke more than 50 fags a day
Serve your reaction, so
Get it throught
To the pulse of life, throught
To the pulse of life
Get it throught
To the pulse of life, throught
Come on, bring the lights
It's party time
Switch on the stove
Do what you like
We're gonna have a ball tonight
Let's have a ball
Down at the globe
Come on, party on town
Come on, bring the lights
Let's have a ball
Switch on the stove
Let's have a ball
We're gonna have a ball tonight
Let's have a ball
Down at the globe
Come on
Title track from
The new Big Audio Dynamite 2 record
It's called The Globe
As in the planet, the world, the earth
And yes, that's Sifo, the human beatbox you hear
Rapping there along with Nick Jones
And whoever else is playing in that band
Yeah, there's a couple of good songs on this CD
And this is one of the things I brought back with me from England
Of course
It's already been released here in America
But
I brought it back anyway
But you know
More important than bringing back a CD
Is bringing back a lot of memories
Bringing back a lot of experience
And that's something that I've certainly tried to get a lot of
In the past couple of weeks
There's interesting things going on out there
And lots of deviations with the way that we do things here
For instance
Take a look at simple things like pay phones
You know
We take them for granted here
But overseas
They work entirely differently
France, for instance
A country where
If you don't have a phone card
Well, there's really not a whole lot you can do
Because
You need phone cards even to call
Toll-free numbers
You won't get through unless you have one of these phone cards
And
They're very nice little
Little things to have
They have pictures on them and everything
And
They have a
Little
I guess magnetic reader in there somehow
That
That reads and writes to your car
It tells you how much
How much money you have
Or how many units you have left
You can get them
In
50 units I believe
Which I think is equal to about 50 francs
It's hard to
Hard to keep track of all this
When it's coming at you so fast
So
You're forced to buy this card
To make phone calls
And
Watch as your francs
Or the units
Or whatever
Slowly
Disappear
Into
Nothingness
And
Having made lots of toll-free calls
Because
When you're over in a foreign country
There's a service you can
You can use
That AT&T
And I believe MCI
Also
Offers
Where you can call
A special number over there
And get connected to an operator
Here in the states
Then that operator here in the states
Will
Connect you to
Any number you want
If you give her
A calling card number
That is valid
Hopefully your calling card number
But they don't really
Check that much
Obviously
And
That's something that you pay for
When you get back
You get a nice hefty bill
For all the calls you made
But
In some countries
You have to have a way
To call that toll-free number
And you need a
A card
To do that
Other countries
Money still works
But
They seem to be moving
Towards something
That I find very disturbing
I noticed this
In
In Holland
France
Italy as well
And
Even England
To a degree
Italy's got a very annoying system
And
If anybody out there
Has seen
You know
I don't even remember
The name of it
But
I went to see it
Because I was dragged
To it
By some friends of mine
Over there
The new
Bruce Willis film
Where he's
Trying to rob something
Out of the Vatican
I don't know
It's a stupid film
And I don't like it very much
But
The one decent thing
In that film
Is it shows you
Some interesting shots
Of Italian pay phones
And
There are these
Orange monsters
They're horrible
These things
They're
They're cheaply made
They don't work
Half the time
And
Nobody really understands
What to do with them
In Italy
You get these
These little phone cards
And you're supposed to
Stick them into the phone
And from that point on
You can dial things
Except you have to
Pretty much know
What it is you want to dial
Before you even try
Well
They don't tell you
That you have to
Rip off the corner
Of the card
Or the card will not work
So about 25 minutes
Is usually spent
By foreigners
Trying to figure out
Why the card isn't working
So once you figure out
How to
Cut off the end
Of the card
And stick it into the phone
Then you have to figure out
How to dial
What it is you want to dial
Now if you have
The little card
That AT&T or MCI
Will send you
If you ask them
With a list of all
The phone numbers
To contact
An operator
In the United States
You can call that number
But let's say
You wanted to call
Something in another country
Not in the United States
Well that's very difficult
Because instructions
Are not posted
You don't know
What you have to dial
In order to access
That other country
And I must have gone through
About seven or eight
Different phone calls
To different operators
Asking
How do I place
An overseas call
Not an overseas call
An international call
To another country
You know
I've got this
I've got this phone card here
It's got
5,000 lira on it
You know
It's a 5,000 lira card
Which really isn't
All that much money
And I just wanted
To place a one minute call
To Holland
To tell the people there
When I was arriving
Well
I called back
To the United States
To the USA direct operator
To ask them
If they knew how
And they gave me
They actually told me
How to call
Internationally
From an Italian pay phone
Which I thought
Was extremely nice of them
And I thanked them
Very much for it
But
It was the wrong information
So it wasn't really
Any good whatsoever
Finally after
Dealing with
Operators that didn't
Speak any English
And you know
Of course I didn't
Speak any Italian
And there were no signs
Up telling me how to do this
I finally found out
Through somebody
Somebody
That if you dial
Zero zero
Plus the country code
Plus the city code
You get through
Most of the time
And
That's what happened
Well several occasions
I was told
That
I had to book calls
Hours in advance
You know this is
In Italy
Being told that
You have to book a call
To call Holland
You know
I mean it's not
The Soviet Union
It's not Mongolia
It's Holland
It's just you know
A little ways away
But they were still
Giving me the wrong information
So that's something
That I
Found kind of reassuring
Is that
No matter where you go
Operators will always
Give you the wrong information
If you
If you ask
And that's
More frustrating
When you're a foreigner
I feel sorry
For all the foreigners
That are
In this country
Trying to make
Head or tail
Out of the
Telephone system here
At least
With this telephone system
Though it's
It's a bit more
Logical
You know
You dial zero
To get an operator
Well you don't dial zero
To get an operator
Any place else
That I can see
You dial something like
One three zero
Or
Six five two
Or something crazy
Like that
And everybody knows this
And if you don't know it
Well you just can't
Make any calls
There's a lot we take
For granted here
That other people
Just are not used to
So
You don't take it
Too seriously
You won't get
That upset by it
But
It can be pretty upsetting
So phone cards
Yes
Phone cards are a horrible thing
I mean
They're a convenience
To some people
But not allowing coins
Is
Is a very big mistake
If you're walking around
A foreign city
And you have nothing
But coins in your pocket
You don't have
A card
You're out of luck
You can't make
Any phone calls
And if you don't know
Where to buy a phone card
You can't make
Any phone calls either
So
Disturbing
As
As all hell
Believe me
Anyway
Some
Very interesting things
Went on
Over there
While I was
Visiting various people
I went over to
Amsterdam
Which
Right now
Seems to be
The capital
Of computer hacking
And phone freaking
For that matter
Because
While it's not
Per se
Legal
To do these things
It's not illegal
Either
So
You can
Crack into
Various computer systems
You can
Make phone calls
Without paying for them
And you won't get
Into trouble for it
What's going on
Over there
Right now
Is that
People are
Exploring
Various
Various systems
They're exploring
Military computer
Systems
They're exploring
Telephone networks
Of other countries
And it's not so much
Getting something
For nothing
It's
It's learning
How it all
Ties together
And watching
These people
I learned more
Than I've learned
In the past
Several years
I think
Because
You didn't have to
Always look over
Your shoulder
You didn't always
Have to
Think that
Somebody was going
To kick in the door
And arrest you
For
Tapping in the wrong
Numbers
Or logging into
The wrong computer
You were able to
Sit there
And ask questions
And
I was able to
Actually
Watch some people
Completely
Completely
Penetrate
Within
A couple of minutes
A military computer system
In the United States
And
The ease
With which
This is
This is possible
Is just
It's staggering
You know
You hear about it
In the United States
You read
Occasionally
The stories
In the newspapers
But
Until you see
It actually
Happening in front
Of you
And you
Understand what
It is that's
Being done
And how it works
You know
You miss out
On how
Simple it really
Is
And how
Incredibly
Incredibly
Insecure
Our nation's
Computers
Really are
Now
Of course
There are those
That will say
Well you just
Lock up all the
Dutch hackers
And the problem
Will go away
Well
Those people
Are about as
Wrong as they
Can possibly be
Because these
Holes will still
Be there
And we're
Talking about
Holes and systems
That have been
Around for
For years
Many years
They just have
Not been fixed
And if they
Haven't been fixed
In military systems
You know they
Haven't been fixed
In other systems
Like college systems
Or commercial systems
Various things
Like that
So we need to
Expose this
A bit more
We need to
Figure out what
All these holes
Are
And we need
To
To be honest
To
Ask people
What is wrong
With our computer
System
And not be all
Upset when they
Actually tell you
What is wrong
With it
It's
Simply staggering
The things
The things
That I saw
It's hard to
Convey it
Over the radio
But
There are
There are
Holes out there
That are just
Endless
Now
A couple of
Issues
Actually
The last issue
Of 2600
The hacker
Quarterly
That I work
On
We printed
A program
That is meant
To run
On a
Unix system
And that
Program
Basically
Goes through
The entire
Dictionary
And the
Dictionary is
Located on the
Unix computer
System
Most computer
Systems have
A dictionary
File
And what
This program
Does is
It targets
A particular
User
A user name
On that
System
And then
Checks
All the
Words
In the
Dictionary
Against the
Encrypted
Password
Now
How can
It check
Against an
Encrypted
Password
Well
It cannot
Decrypt
The password
It uses
The NSA
Standard
Which is
I believe
So far
Uncrackable
So it
Can't just
Apply an
Algorithm
And come up
With a
Password
But what
It can
Do
It can
Take the
Word
Apple
Say
And use
The same
Encryption
Standard
And then
Check it
To see if
It matches
The encrypted
Password
That is
The password
For this
User
Now the
Password
File on
The Unix
System
Is completely
Open to
Everybody
It's a
Public file
And it
Has to be
Because if
It were
Not
There would be
No way
For the
Computer
To check
To see
To see if
You entered
The right
Password
It has
To be
Able
To access
This file
And everybody
Has to be
Able to
Have access
To that
File
So if
You simply
Look at
Every line
Of that
Password
File
You will
See that
Everybody
Has an
Encrypted
Password
And you
Can take
The word
Apple
Or whatever
Word it
Is that
You want
To use
And simply
Encrypt it
And then
See if
Anybody
Has that
Particular
Encryption
On their
Password
If they
Do
Then you've
Got their
Password
It's as
Simple as
That
Now
The program
That we
Ran
In the
Last issue
Was incredibly
Primitive in
Comparison to
Some of the
Things that are
Going on
What people
Are able to
Do
And this
Really isn't
Anything new
It's been
Going on for
Some time
But again
In the
United States
You don't
Really have
The freedom
To watch
It happen
In Holland
What people
Are able to
Do freely
And openly
Is download
The password
File
The entire
Password file
From a
Computer system
Nothing illegal
There
Everybody has
Access to
That file
As long as
You have
Access to
The system
There's nothing
Wrong with
Looking at
That file
What they do
Is they
Copy it
To their
Personal computer
And then
On the
Personal computer
They're able
To run
A program
That simply
Goes through
That entire
Password file
And tries
All kinds
Of deviations
For instance
Let's say
The username
Was
J Smith
Okay
It was
John Smith's
Account
He logs in
With the
Username
J Smith
This program
That analyzes
The password
File
Will try
J Smith
As the
Password
And will
Encrypt
That particular
String
J Smith
And see if
It matches
The encrypted
String
That is
The password
If that
Doesn't work
It will
Try something
Else
It will
Try reversing
It
Yes
Spelling
J Smith
Backwards
See if
That works
It will
Try
J Smith
With a
Number
After it
It will
Try
Replacing
Numbers
With letters
Try all
Kinds of
Things
It will
Do whatever
You want
And
The amazing
Thing about
This
Is that
There is
Absolutely
Nobody
That can
Stop it
From running
Because it's
Running on
Your computer
You're not
Even on
The system
You're not
Even there
You can't
Be caught
Doing this
Because you're
Doing it on
Your own
System
And you're
Not even
Doing anything
Wrong
And that's
True in this
Country too
Because you're
Not breaking
Any law
Until you
Actually
Log in
Using somebody
Else's
Name and
Account
So
These programs
Are becoming
More and more
Advanced
And when you
See how
Poor
The
Defense is
Against this
Kind of thing
In military
Systems
You realize
That there
Really is
No defense
At this
Point in
Time
That the
Military systems
Are wide
Open
And
They're really
Trying to keep
This quiet
Because a lot
Of people
Are able to
Access things
And become
Super user
Read every
Single file
On the
Whole network
The whole
System
And hence
Get other
Systems on
The network
So it's
Kind of scary
I guess
If system
Security is
Your game
And you
Think you're
Winning the
Battle
Because you're
Not winning
The battle
A lot more
Has to be
Done
A lot more
Safeguards
Have to be
Installed
So you'll be
Hearing a lot
More about this
In the future
I can
Almost guarantee
That
Okay I said
We were going
To take phone
Calls and I do
Mean it and I'm
Sorry for rambling
On for so long
Our number is
212-279-3400
We'll get some
Phone calls on
The line and
We'll go right
To them
A couple of
Other things that
I experienced
When I was away
Virtual reality
Yeah you ever
Hear of virtual
Reality it's that
Neat thing you
Do where you
Put on a
Helmet and you
Put on a
Glove and all
Of a sudden
You're in
Another world
It's like the
Next step in
Video games
Where you're
Actually able
To see the
Environment that
You're in
You're able
To take a
Step and
Actually move
Forward and
Shoot something
Of course this
All revolves around
Shooting things
Right now it's
Kind of at the
Primitive stage
But they have
These interactive
Games where
You match
Somebody else
Who also is
Wearing the
Helmet and
The glove and
You can see
This person in
This artificial
Environment and
You can point
Your gun at
Him and you
Can shoot him
And he
Actually explodes
And all that
It's great fun
But right now
It's at the
Real primitive
Stage eventually
What you'll be
Able to see
Is all kinds
Of interactive
Artificial
Environment
Sophisticated
Things such as
Driving cars
Such as
Walking down
A street that
You're not
Really walking
Down
All kinds
Of sensations
They're even
Going to
Figure out
How to
Do this
With sex
Or something
I'm not quite
Sure how that's
Going to work
But it's going
To be interesting
When they do it
You can rest
Assured of that
So virtual reality
Is something that
You'll hear more of
In the years to come
You'll see it even
In your
Arcades
In your
Malls
You'll see
For like
Two dollars
A shot
You'll be able
To sit in
A racing car
And actually
Steer a wheel
And turn your
Head and you
Can turn around
And look behind
You and see
The cars behind
You and things
Like that
Sort of like
You have the
Screen in your
Head and you
Can manipulate it
Whichever way
You want to
Do
I was able
To go to
A demonstration
Of this
Sort of the
Debut of this
Virtual reality
In England
And I was doing
All the wrong
Things
You know
I was
Looking up
At the sky
I was trying
To shoot myself
And of course
None of that
Was working
And I was just
Sort of annoying
The people there
By trying to do
The wrong things
But I think
Once they get
Beyond that stage
Once they
Make it so that
You can do
The wrong things
And actually
Have a reaction
And not just
Have these
Simplistic games
Where you're
Just shooting people
Like all the other games
It's just a bit
More sophisticated
Then it might
Be interesting
You know
Right now
It's at that stage
Where it's
It's developing
And I think
With the right
Kind of
Of research
Right kind of
Development
It can be one
Of the most
Amazing things
Ever developed
But
It's got to be
Done right
And that's where
We come in
That's where we
Lend our
Expertise
And our
Opinions
Okay
I want to
Hear people's
Expertise
And opinions
Now
The number
Once again
Is
212-279-3400
We have a lot
Of calls
Waiting to get
On patiently
And we're going
To go to
Those
We have a couple
Of other things
We're going to
Get to
We'll do that
A little bit
Later
So let's
See who's
Out there
Good evening
Hi
I have a
Question about
The
Non
New York
Telephone
Payphones
Okay
When I
Use the
New York
Telephone
Payphones
And I
Want to
Reach
MCI
All of
The
New York
Telephone
Payphones
Have free
Access to
MCI
By
Either
Dialing
A
950
Number
Or
A
1-800
950
Number
Or
A
1-0
2-2-2
Number
Now
With
Some
Of
These
Non
New York
Telephone
Payphones
None
Of
Those
Things
Work
Without
Without
You
Having
To
Deposit
Coins
Into
The
Phone
First
I
Want
To
Know
If
You
Know
Of
Any
Way
That
You
Can
Get
Free
Access
To
MCI
On
Some
Of
Those
Telephones
And
Whether
Or
Not
It's
Legal
For
Them
To
Not
Get
Free
Access
On
Some
Of
These
Pay
Telephones
Well
It's
Not
Legal
For
Them
To
Block
Access
To
Alternate
Phone
Companies
But
That
Doesn't
Mean
That
They
Don't
Do
It
Anyway
They
Do
It
All
The
Time
I
Have
Yet
To
Find
An
Alternative
Pay
Phone
That
Will
Allow
You
To
Dial
Carrier
Access
Code
10
XXXX
As You
Mentioned
102-22
For
MCI
They'll
Block
It
Off
Usually
At
The
Zero
They'll
Block
It
Off
And
Say
You
Can't
Make
This
Call
950
Calls
Are
Supposed
To
Be
Allowed
And
Are
Not
Supposed
To
Be
Blocked
And
Are
Not
Supposed
To
Have
The
Touch
Tones
Turned
Off
After
You
Get
Through
To
Them
If
You
See
A
Phone
Like
That
Usually
You
Will
See
A
Number
Up
And
Reported
Because
That's
The
Only
Way
Things
Are
Going
To
Change
The
PSC
Simply
Has
Its
Hands
Full
And
A
Lot
Of
Times
They
Don't
Even
Know
What
It
Is
That
They're
Supposed
To
Be
Regulating
Unfortunately
If
A lot
Of
People
Complain
About
This
And
Say
You
Know
I
Want
To
Reach
A
950
Number
Without
Being
Asked
For
A
Huge
Amount
Of
Money
Of
Of
Course
By
Using
An
Account
Code
And
You
Know
Your
Touchtone
Access
Code
Those
Non-New York
Telephone
Payphones
Apparently
They're
Not
Under
The
Same
Regulations
That
The
New
York
Telephone
Oh
Yes
They
Are
They're
Under
The
Exact
Same
Regulations
The
PSC
Regulates
Both
And
Well
New
York
Telephone
Can
Do
Certain
Things
For
instance
New
York
Telephone
Is
Not
All
To
Charge
For
Information
Within
The
State
From
Payphones
And
Private
Payphones
Are
Allowed
To
Do
That
But
They
Still
Are
Answerable
To
The
PSC
And
They
Have
To
You
Know
They
Cannot
Flagrantly
Break
The
Rules
So
I
Can
Complain
To
The
PSC
Regarding
The
950
Access
And
They're
Asking
For
Money
In
Order
To
Access
The
Number
Absolutely
The
Only
Problem
Is
The
PSC
Isn't
Open
24
Hours
A
Day
They're
Only
Open
Until
4
30
And
A
Lot
Of
Times
They're
Busy
So
They
Make
It
Very
Hard
For
You
To
Actually
Complain
And
Get
Something
Out
Of
It
But
You
Gotta
Keep
Trying
And
If
You
Don't
Get
Through
The
PSC
Then
Write
A
Letter
To
An
Elected
Representative
Or
Something
Because
Everybody
Can
Sympathize
With
What
You're
Saying
They
May
Not
Know
What
A
950
Number
Is
But
They
Do
These
Payphones
On
The
Street
Corners
Eat
Their
Money
And
Don't
Give
Them
Value
In
Return
Lots
Of
Times
I
Don't
Want
To
Put
Down
All
Private
Pay
Phones
But
I'm
Sure
The
People
That
Run
Legitimate
Private
Pay
Phones
Are
More
Upset
By
This
Than
Anybody
Because
They've
Got
To
Deal
With
The
Bad
Image
That
They're
Getting
Yeah
Well
Some
Of
Them
Are
Good
And
Then
There
Some
Others
That
Are
Really
Bad
And
I
Guess
That's
Sort
Of
A
Consequence
Of
The
Deregulation
Yeah
Have
You
Seen
The
Ones
That
That
Allow
You
To
Call
Anywhere
In
The
Country
For
30
Cents
A
Minute
Yeah
I've
Seen
Those
Too
That's
A
Good
Deal
Because
A
Regular
New
York
Telephone
Payphone
Will
Charge
You
Two
Dollars
For
That
First
Minute
But
They're
Cheaper
The
Minutes
Afterwards
But
If
You're
Just
Making
A
One
Minute
Call
It
Makes
A
Lot
Of
Sense
To
Use
That
Kind
Of
A
Phone
Yeah
All
Right
Thanks
For
The
Information
Thanks
For
Calling
All
Right
All
Right
212-279-3400
Good
Evening
Yes
That's
Me
Let's
Hear
From
You
Now
Good
Evening
Yes
I've
Got
A
Question
Okay
First
Of
All
I
Am
Not
Exactly
The
Customer
That
A
Long
Distance
Company
Would
Go
After
But
AT&T
Gave
Me
An
Offer
I
Couldn't
Refuse
If
I
Switch
To
AT&T
They
Would
Give
Me
A
$10
Gift
Certificate
And
AT&T
Gift
Certificates
Are
Very
Useful
Because
You
Can
Pay
Your
Phone
Bill
With
Them
Even
If
You
Don't
Have
Any
Long
Distance
Calls
At
All
You
Can
Pay
New
York
Telephone
That's
Because
The
Phone
Company
Couldn't
Be
Bothered
AT&T
Bills
You
A
New
York
Telephone
Bill
And
The
Phone
Company
Couldn't
Be
Bothered
To
Check
Whether
You
Made
Long
Distance
Calls
By
AT&T
Or
Not
So
They'll
Take
That
Gift
Certificate
And
Just
Apply
It
To
Your
Phone
Bill
Yeah
Now
I
Just
Got
A
Gift
Certificate
From
Sprint
And
I
Was
Thinking
Of
Trying
That
Same
Thing
And
See
If
My
Phone
Company
Gets
All
Confused
When
They
Get
A
Certificate
To
Sprint
If
It
Says
Pay
To
The
Order
Of
The
Phone
Company
Something
Other
Than
Pay
To
The
Order
Of
Sprint
That's
Perfectly
Good
On
Your
Phone
Bill
And
In fact
Home
Cards
Had
An
Offer
Where
He
Got
A
Five
Dollar
Gift
Certificate
For
Sprint
And
It
Said
You
Didn't
Have
To
Use
Sprint
In
To
Use
It
Well
That's
A
Good
Deal
Now
But
You
Know
It's
Only
Going
To
Happen
Once
Right
It
Depends
How
Desperate
These
Guys
Are
To
Make
You
Switch
Phone
Companies
I
Don't
Know
About
Sprint
What
Other
Promotions
They're
Going
To
Have
But
You
Look
They
Promoted
This
Over
A
Period
Of
A
Month
Or
So
Around
Mother's
Day
And
Stuff
I
Think
If
You
Brought
Five
Dollars
Of
Home
Certificate
Boy
Which
Means
You
Got
Five
Dollars
Worth
Of
Free
Home
Mark
Merchandise
Essentially
Right
That's
A
That's
A
Good
Deal
I
Had
To
Fill
Out
This
Whole
Big
Long
Survey
For
AT&T
Just
To
Get
A
Five
Dollar
Gift
Certificate
In
Return
Right
But
I
Feel
Cheated
Now
Yeah
Now
Another
Thing
I'd
Like
To
Know
Is
Is
Is
There
Any
Source
Of
Information
Regarding
Long
Distance
A
Number
Or
An
Address
Even
A
Name
I
Don't
Know
If
This
Is
A
Current
Address
It's
Called
TRAC
Yeah
I
Think
It
Was
Something
Like
That
Communications
Research
And
Action
Center
Right
That's
It
You
Got
It
I
Don't
Know
What
The
Deal
Is
Now
But
It
Used
To
A
Dollar
And
A
Post
Paid
Envelope
To
Them
They'd
Send
You
A
Thing
Called
Tele
Tips
Okay
Do
Have
An
Address
So
Maybe
It's
An
Old
Address
I
Don't
Know
How
Current
It
Is
But
Here
We
Go
All
Right
Has
To
Be
On
Here
Somewhere
I
Have
All
My
Papers
In
Front
Of
Me
Make
Checks
Payable
To
While
You're
Struggling
To
Find
Struggling
On
That
I
Can
Answer
Some
More
Questions
I
Got
Another
Thing
Which
Observation
You
Know
About
New
York
State
Calls
Almost
All
Long
Distance
Companies
Charge
The
Same
For
Intrastate
Calls
In
New
York
State
From
My
Experience
And
There's
One
Which
I
Use
For
Intrastate
Calls
Because
It
Doesn't
Charge
The
Surcharge
On
The
Bills
On
My
New
York
Telephone
Bill
You
The
Surcharge
AT&T
And
MCI
Charge
And
All
That
Right
What is
That
ITT
That's
What
Used
To
Be
ITT
Apparently
Wait
What's
It called
Again
It's called
Something
Crazy
Metromedia
Bought
Yeah
Metromedia
Metromedia
Metromedia
Metromedia
They have a
Three letter
Acronym
Which I
Don't
Quite
Understand
Metromedia
Long
Distance
Yeah
And
So
They charge
A couple
Extra cents
For the
First
Minute
I
Find
But
They
Don't
Charge
This
2
Or
3
Or
4
Or
5
Surcharge
So
If
You're
Talking
Wardens
Say
Two
Or
Three
Minutes
It
Pays
To
Use
And
They
Have
A
950
Number
That
Works
Throughout
The
country
They
Have
Okay
They
Have
A
950
Number
In
Fact
I
Got
Some
Literature
From
Them
They
Use
The
IT
The
IT
950
Number
Right
950
0488
I
Believe
Yeah
Yeah
Because
They
Used
To
MCI
Not
MCI
Metromedia
Their
Access
Code
Used
To
Be
100
11
That
Still
Works
That
Still
Their
Access
Code
And
Also
10488
But
They
Are
Publicized
In
10488
In
Their
Literature
Which
Is
Kind
Of
Interesting
And
Of
Course
You
Can
Make
Worldwide
Calls
Because
ITT
Is
Not
On
The
950
Number
They
Still
Have
I
Talked
To
About
This
A
Few
Days
Ago
And
They
Said
Yes
We
We
We're
Planning
To
Offer
Overseas
Calls
One
Day
Soon
And
I
Don
Know
What
They
Waiting
For
The
Whole
World
Has
Overseas
Calls
Now
This
Is
If
You're
Using
The
950
0488
That's
Amazing
It
Is
Amazing
It
Would
Have
Been
A
Real
Help
To
Me
If
It
Had
Worked
Because
I
Could
Have
Had
My
Friends
Call
Me
While
I
Was
In
Europe
Using
My
950
Number
Which
Made
A lot
More
Sense
That
Is
Amazing
Because
ITT
Has
Offered
Overseas
Calls
For
Years
Well
Overseas
Calls
Using
Direct
Dial
One
Plus
I'm
Just
Amazed
That
They
Wouldn't
Do
It
For
The
Calling
Card
Calls
Because
What's
The
Big
Deal
If
You
Can
Do
It
One
Way
You
Can
Do
It
The
Other
That's
True
You
Got
That
Address
Because
I
Want
To
Move
On
To
More
Calls
Let's
See
Okay
I'm
Going
To
Read
A
Letter
I'm
Going
To
Fade
You
Down
And
You
I'm
Going
To
Come
Back
To
You
After
I
Read
This
Letter
Hopefully
Hopefully
I
Got
It
Okay
Let's
Go
Ahead
And
Read
It
Post
Office
Box
Track
T-R-A-C
Post
Office
Box
12038
Washington
D.C.
2005
And
If
You
Want
A
Phone
Number
I
Can
Even
Give
You
A
Phone
Number
For
Them
Go
A
Phone
Number
Is
202
462
2520
And
Last
Last
I
Heard
This
Was
Probably
From
About
A
Year
Or
Two
Ago
If
You
Send
A
Dollar
At
A
Self-Dressed
Stamped
Envelope
To
Them
They'll
Send
You
Their
Thing
Called
Tell
Telet
Tips
Which
Has
Basically
Residential
Long
Distance
Information
It's
Not
In
The
Form
That
I
Find
Terribly
Useful
But
It
Does
Have
Some
Information
Okay
Good
Enough
Okay
Thanks
For
Calling
Okay
You're
Welcome
Bye
279-3400
Area
Code
212
The
Program
Is
Off
The
Hook
Emmanuel
Goldstein
With
You
Until
10
O'clock
Answering
Questions
And
Receiving
Comments
Of
All
Kind
I've
Gotten
A
Few
Letters
That
Have
Piled
In
While
I
Was
Away
One
Person
Says
On
Your
Show
Several
Months
Back
You
Mentioned
A
Computerized
Phone
Number
That
Automatically
Tells
The
Number
You're
Calling
From
Now
I
Could
Use
That
Number
Of
Course
I've
Misplaced
It
I
Would
Greatly
Appreciate
You
Sending
The
Number
On
The
Enclosed
Postcard
Which
I
Have
Already
Done
But
Just
In
Case
The
Person
Is
Listening
Or
If
There's
Another
Person
That
Has
Had
The
Same
Hard
Luck
The
Number
In
New
York
State
Is
958
Dial
958
And
You'll
Hear
Your
Phone
Number
Repeated
Actually
That's
Only
The
Case
In
212
718
And
516
Area
Codes
And
Part
Of
914
I
Believe
Another
Part
Of
914
Is
Area
Code
The
Code
Is
990
That's
A
Special
Phone
Company
Thing
To
Find
Out
What
Number
You're
Calling
From
Which
Is
Always
Handy
To
Know
Especially
If
You're
Trying
To
Say
Plug
In
An
Extension
And
You
Have
More
Than
One
Line
In
Your
A
Few
Other
People
Have
Written
In
Asking
How
To
Subscribe
To
2600
I'll
Give
You
A
Phone
Number
Okay
You
Can
Call
The
Phone
Number
The
Phone
Number
Gives
You
All
The
Information
You
Want
And
That's
Area
Code
516
751
2600
That's
Right
2600
And
The
New
Issue
Should
Be
Out
Probably
In
About
A
Month
And
That's
The
Summer
Issue
I
Know
It's
Getting
Towards
Fall
The
Summer
Issue
So
We're
Legally
Covered
That
Way
Okay
Something
That
Has
Been
Kind
Of
A
Sticking
Point
With
Me
Has
Been
Access
To
Government
Officials
Okay
Now
How
Many
Of
You
Call
The
White
House
On
A
Regular
Basis
To
Give
Your
Opinion
On
Something
To
Say
I'm
Happy
With
This
Or
I'm
Not
Happy
With
That
Well
It's
Not
Easy
When
You
Can't
Afford
The
Phone
Call
Is
It
Of
Course
Not
And
I
Don't
Know
If
If
People
Are
Aware
Of
This
Actually
Let me
See
If
I
Can
Actually
Do
This
On
The
Air
I've
Never
Tried
This
One
Before
I'm
Going
To
Get
A
Dial
Tone
There
And
Call
Up
The
Operator
Which
You're
Not
Supposed
To
Be
Able
To
Do
In
Fact
It's
Already
Hung
Up
On
These
So
I'm
Going
To
Try
It
One
More
Time
Okay
We've
Dialed
The
Right
I
Think
We've
Dialed
The
Right
Number
Of
Digits
Let's
See
If
We
Get
An
Operator
You
Know
What
I
Made
A
Mistake
That
We
Had
An
Operator
The
Operator
Hung
Up
On
Us
Because
We
Didn't
Say
Anything
And
We
Could
Not
Hear
The
Operators
It's
Kind
Of
It's
A
Difficult
Thing
Here
Because
If
I
Let
Go
Of
The
Button
Too
Soon
It
Hangs
Up
On
Me
But
If
I
Stay
On
For
Too
Long
The
Person
Will
Hang
Up
On
Me
Okay
I
Think
I
Sometimes
I
Just
Get
A
Dial
Can't
Believe
The
Number
Of
Digits
I
Have
To
Dial
Didn't
Work
Again
I
Will
Try
It
One
More
Time
Then
I
Give
Up
In
Frustration
Okay
This
Is
Not
Working
Out
This
Is
Not
Working
At
All
So
We
Can't
Get
An
AT&T
Operator
On
This
Particular
Phone
System
Here
But
Basically
The
Gist
Of
It
Is
You
Cannot
Call
The
White
House
Collect
They
Do
Not
Accept
Collect
Phone
Call
I
Not
Able
To
Call
Up
And
Voice
An
Opinion
On
Something
Like
A
War
That
Happens
To
Be
Going
On
At
The
Moment
So
What
We
Have
To
Make
Things
A
Little
Bit
Easier
Are
Alternate
Ways
Of
Getting
Through
Now
I'm
Going
To
Demonstrate
Something
Here
I'm
Going
To
Demonstrate
Another
Way
Of
Access
Things
And
How
People
Might
Be
Able
To
Get
Through
When
They
Wouldn't
Be
Able
To
Ordinarily
All
Right
And
I
Hope
This
Works
Wireless
Please
Enter
Your
Code
Okay
I'm
Going
To
Enter
My
Code
Now
I'll
Explain
This
In
A
Second
What
And
Wireless
Please
Enter
Your
Code
Stand
By
Please
Enter
Star
Five
To
Programs
800
Number
Okay
I'm
Going
To
Enter
Star
Five
Please
Enter
Your
800
Number
I'm
Going
To
Enter
My
800
Number
Of
Course
I'm
Going
To
Fade
It
Down
While
I
Do
It
So
Everybody
Doesn't
Know
My
800
Number
To
Programs
Please
Enter
The
Long
Distance
Number
Okay
I
Already
Have
Something
Programmed
Here
4
800
Now
It's
Going
To
Give
My
Number
And
I'm
Going
To
Talk
Over
It
So
That
People
Don't
Hear
My
Number
Okay
The
Long
Distance
Number
Recorded
Is
2
1
2
2
7
9
3
4
0
0
Please
Enter
Your
800
Number
Okay
I've
Got
That
Particular
800
Number
Program
To
Go
To
BAI
What
I'm
Going
To
Do
Now
Programs
Please
Enter
The
Long
Distance
Number
4
I'm
Going
To
Enter
The
White
House
As
My
Long
Distance
Number
Which
Is
202
456
14
14
800
Okay
We're
Going
To
Fade
Down
For
My
800
Number
So
Everybody
Doesn't
Call
This
2
The
Long
Distance
Number
Recorded
Is
202
456
14
14
Please
Enter
Your
800
Number
Hey
What
We
Have
Done
Now
Is
Well
We've
Probably
Gotten
A lot
Of
People
Angry
By
Doing
This
But
We've
Reprogrammed
This
Secret
800
Number
That
So
Every
Time
Somebody
Calls
That
800
Number
They'll
Get
The
White
House
Alright
Let's
See
If
That
Works
And
This
Is
Also
A
Demonstration
Of
How
The
Cable
And
Wireless
800
Service
Works
It
Only
Cost
I
Think
$10
A
Month
To
Have
This
Service
Where
You
Can
Program
Your
800
Number
To
Call
Anywhere
In
The
Country
And
You
Pay
I
Think
Slightly
More
Than
What
A
Call
To
Say
Follow
You
Around
The
Country
If
You
Are
Going
To
Los
Angeles
You
Can
Give
Somebody
One
Phone
Number
And
They'll
Always
Be
Able
To
Call
That
Number
And
Reach
You
Somehow
All
Right
Let's
Give
Let's
Give
That
Number
A
Call
And
See
If
We
Actually
Are
Able
To
Get
To
The
White
House
Here
Now
I'm
Going
To
Fade
It
Down
While
I
Dial
The
Number
Two
I'm
No
Fool
And
Hopefully
It
Won't
Hang
Up
On
Us
And
We
Will
Actually
Get
Through
It's
Ringing
Somewhere
White
House
Yes
Is
This
The
White
House
Yes
It
Is
Hi
I
Was
Wondering
If
You
Could
Tell
Me
What
Your
800
Number
Is
We
Don't
Have
An
800
Number
Oh
You
Don't
Have
One
Do
You
Have
A
900
Number
No
We
Don't
Aha
Do
You
Plan
On
Getting
Either
One
Not
To
My
Knowledge
Okay
Thank
You
You've
Been
Very
Helpful
That
Is
The
Reaction
You'll
Get
Except
Usually
They're
Ruder
Than
That
She
Was
Rather
Polite
They
Won't
Do
It
But
We
Can
How
Can
We
Simple
There
Must
Be
A
Couple
Of
Extraordinarily
Rich
People
Out
There
All
Right
All
You
Extraordinarily
Rich
People
Have
To
Do
And
You
Don't
Really
Have
To
Be
That
Extraordinarily
Rich
But
You
Get
This
Service
Okay
And
If
I
Was
Extraordinarily
Rich
I
Would
Do
It
But
You
Get
The
Service
That
I
Just
Demonstrated
Okay
You
Set
Up
Your
800
Number
And
Then
You
Tell
People
Call
This
800
Number
And
Reach
The
White
House
And
You'll
See
You'll
See
How
Much
Public
Opinion
Actually
Gets
To
The
White
House
Which
Does
Not
Happen
Today
Okay
You'll
Get
Public
Opinion
From
All
Sorts
Of
People
That
Cannot
Afford
To
Place
The
Phone
Call
Now
So
Anybody
Interested
In
Doing
This
Contact
Me
At
The
Radio
Station
I'll
Be
Happy
To
To
Lend
Advice
But
I
Think
It
Would
Be
A
Remarkable
Public
Service
Let's
Let's
Hope
Somebody
Actually
Does
That
The
Address
Here
At
The
Radio
Station
Off
The
Hook
WBAI
505
8th
Avenue
New
York
New
York
100
18
Or
They
Can
Leave
A
Message
For
Me
Over
At
2600
516
75
12600
Okay
Our
Phone
Number
Here
212
279
3400
Let's
See
Who
Else
We
Can
Get
Out
There
Good
Evening
That's
What
It is
You're
On
The
Air
Okay
How
Are
You
I
Have
A
Question
Okay
Were
You
Playing
Music
In
The
Background
While
You
Talk
A
Little
Bit
Ago
Yes
I
Was
Playing
Music
In
The
Background
While
I
Was
Talking
A
Little
Bit
Ago
Yes
I
Was
I
Thought
Like
My
Radio
Had
Like
Two
Stations
You
Know
When
That
Happens
Well
BAI
Has
Been
Described
As
As
Many
Stations
All
Coming
At
You
At
The
Same
Time
I
Play
Music
In
The
Background
While
I
Talk
Well
I
Think
You
Have
A
Lot
Of
Things
Going
In
The
Background
While
You
Talking
But
Why
Don't
You
Ask
A
Question
And
See
If
I
Can
Actually
Come
Up
With
An
Answer
For
It
Okay
Now
I'm
Playing
Music
In
The
Background
While
I
Talk
My
Question
Is
This
I
Pointed
I
Have
A
Comment
To
Why
Can't
People
Just
Write
A
Letter
Why
Can't
People
Write
A
Letter
Well
Of
Course
They
Can
Write
A
Letter
But
You
Know
We
Have
We
Have
A
Study
Here
At
The
Radio
Station
We've
Noticed
That
You
Know
If
You
If
You
Want
To
Get
Commentary
On
Something
One
In
A
Hundred
People
These
Are
Kind
Of
Arbitrary
Numbers
But
It's
Something
Like
This
One
In
A
Hundred
People
Will
Make
A
Phone
Call
All
Right
One
In
A
Thousand
People
That
Will
Write
A
Letter
Because
Writing
A
Letter
Takes
Effort
And
I'm
The
Worst
Offender
Here
You
Know
It's
It's
Hard
To
Pick
Up
A
Pen
And
Write
Something
God
Knows
The
Last
Time
I
Picked
Up
A
Pen
To
Write
Something
I
Use
A
Computer
Word
Processor
And
I
Don't
Even
Do
That
To
Write
To
People
So
You
Can
Say
Yeah
Write
Letter
But
People
Are
Not
Going
To
Do
It
Why
Aren't
You
Send
To
The
White
House
Internet
Node
I
Don't
Think
The
White
House
Is
On
The
Internet
If
It
Was
On
The
Internet
I
Think
I'd
Be
Told
About
That
By
Now
It
Might
Have
A
Top
Secret
Internet
Node
Well
That's
Possible
Too
And
I
Know
There's
Lots
Of
People
Out
There
Looking
For
Top
Secret
Nodes
Like
That
And
God
Bless
Them
I
Hope
They
Find
It
I
Pointed
Okay
Here's
My
Question
I
Point
Because
This
Is
The
Technology
Show
Right
Yeah
Okay
I
Point
I
Had
A
Video
Camera
Connected
To
The
Back
Of
My
TV
And
I
Was
Filming
Myself
Like
Sitting
There
Watching
Myself
And
Then
I
Got
Really
Creative
And
I
Point
This
Is
Like
Virtual
Reality
And
I
Pointed
It
At
The
TV
To
See
The
TV
Watching
The
TV
And
It
Weirded
Out
On
Me
But
I
I
Think
I
Saw
Like
Like
Like
That
Platonic
Idea
Of
Everything
And
Nothingness
All
Put
Together
I
Think
I
Saw
A
God
Well
If
You
Saw
A
God
I
Hope
You
I
Hope
You
Talked
To
About
A
Few
Things
That
Are
Going
On
Around
Here
So
We
Gotta
Go
So
Throwing
The
Plug
Here
Yeah
This
Is
For
Walter
Mosley
Yeah
New York
Times
Compatriate
Of
John
Markoff
Wrote
A
Book
Review
In
The
Infamous
New
York
Times
Book
Review
Section
And
I
Just
Want
To
Tell
You
How
He
Describes
John
Markoff
And
Friend
Katie
Hafner
His
Book
Cyberpunk
Just
Like
For
A
Quote
Cyberpunk
Is
Overlong
A
Bit
Melodramatic
And
At
Times
Repetitive
But
You
Can
Buy
It
From
Simon
And
Shuster
For
$22.95
And
It's
368
PP
Dots
Long
Okay
Listen
Sir
That's
Fascinating
News
But
We
Do
Have
To
Move
On
To
Phone
Calls
Thanks
So
Much
For
Calling
And
Watch
Your
The 9-1-1
Emergency
Number
Is
Not
In
Effect
In
The
Area
Where
You
Are
Please
Hang
Up
And
Dial
O
For
Operator
This
Is
A
Recording
Oh
Yes
It's
Beautiful
Thanks
Claude
For
Handing
That
To
Me
212
279
3400
Now
I'm
Going
To
Gamble
We
Have
A
Light
Here
That
I
Think
Is
Still
Broken
Even
Though
It's
Been
Broken
For
About
Four
Months
And
Since
All
The
Lights
Are
Lit
And
This
Light
Is
Not
Lit
I'm
Going
To
Gamble
That
There
Is
A
Phone
Call
On
That
Light
Anyway
And
I'm
Going
To
Press
The
Button
Now
It's
Possible
That
You'll
Hear
A
Dial
Tone
In
Which
Case
I
Will
Have
Made
A
Fool
Of
Myself
But
It's
Also
Possible
That
There
Is
Somebody
On
That
Line
That
Is
Invisible
And
Otherwise
Would
Simply
Be
Skipped
So
Let's
See
If
My
Gamble
Pays
Off
Good
Evening
You're
On
The
Air
Hello
Yes
Hi
You're
Right
Oh
You would
Have
Been
Skipped
On
Any
Other
Show
I'll
Bet
Sure
Maybe
I
Always
Call
Up
In
This
Mind
That's
Why
It
Never
Picks
Up
Okay
Here's
My
Problem
You
Could
Probably
Help
Me
With
This
Okay
Go
Ahead
I
Have
Chronic
Problems
Connecting
To
Bulletin
Boards
And
Main
Frames
From
My
Modem
If
I'm
Using
Terminal
Emulator
Software
That I
Could
Usually
Get
On
But
Then
Usually
I
Have
To
Use
A
Slow
Board
Rate
Right
And
A
Lot
Of
Times
I'll
Just
All
Of
A
Sudden
I'll
Be
Working
On
The
Main
Frame
And
Then
I'll
Just
Be
Typing
Characters
Of
Garbage
Will
Show
Up
And
Then
I'll
Be
Disconnected
And
On
The
Bulletin
Boards
And
Stuff
A
Lot
Of
Times
I
Can't
Even
Connect
Or
I
Have
Maybe
I'll
Have
To
Dial
Ten
Times
To
Connect
And
Then
I'll
Get
Disconnected
You
Know
Like
In
The
Middle
Of
A
Session
This
Kind
Of
Stuff
Is
This
My
Phone
Line
To
The
Quality
Of
My
Modem
Or
Can
I
Do
Anything
About
It
Well
What
You
Need
To
Do
Is
To
Eliminate
All
Possibilities
Now
How
Many
Boards
Do
You
Call
This
Is
Generally
Whatever
Whatever
One
I
Call
I
Always
Have
This
Problem
So
It's
Not
The
Same
Board
Time
After
Time
It's
Different
Boards
The
APA
Bulletin
Board
I
Can
Get
On
That's
That's
Local
Maybe
That's
Something
Right
There
That
One
Is
Usually
Clean
You
Say
It
Just
Disconnects
Well
Either
I
Don't
Connect
At
All
Like
You
Know
It'll
Connect
You'll
Hear
The
Tones
Connecting
And
Then
I'll
Get
Disconnected
Right
Away
Is
This
1200
Board
Yeah
That's
That's
A
1200
Usually
Like
When
I'm
Using
The
Emulation
Software
I only
Get
On
At
Like
300
Do
You
Ever
Get
Disconnected
At
300
Yes
I
Do
Okay
So
I
Would
Say
It's
Got
Something
To
Do
With
With
A
Phone
Connection
Somewhere
Along
The
Line
And
I
Would
Say
Yes
Probably
Your
Phone
Connection
Since
It's
Happening
On
More
Than
One
Board
What
You
Should
Really
Do
Do
You
Know
Where
The
Interface
Is
Coming
Into
Your
House
Yeah
Can
You
Plug
Directly
Into
That
And
See
If
You
Have
A
Problem
Try
That
Uh
Huh
And
If
You
Have
A
Problem
There
Then
You
Know
At
Least
If
There
Is
A
Problem
With
Your
Phone
Line
It's
The
Phone
Company
Is
Not
Yours
Another
Thing
You
Should
Try
Doing
Is
You
Are
New
York
Yeah
Okay
Try
Calling
A
Number
In
Your
Exchange
Ending
With
9932
9932
Is
A
Silent
Number
And
What
That
Will
Do
Is
You
Call
It
And
You
Just
Hear
Absolutely
Nothing
And
If
You
Stay
On
That
For
About
Five
Minutes
And
See
If
You
Hear
You
Know
An
Unreasonable
Amount
Of
Noise
Of
Any
Kind
If
You
Can't
Find
A
9932
Number
In
Your
Area
I
Know
There's
One
Out
At
The
2600
Office
516
751
9932
Again
That's
Something
The
Phone
Company
Has
To
To
Isolate
Problems
Like
This
But
Since
They
Charge
You
Now
To
Come
Into
Your
House
If
Let Us
Know
If
It
Doesn't
Work
We'll
Try
To
Figure
It
Out
Okay
Thanks
A lot
All
Right
Have
Time
For
A
Couple
More
Calls
Good
Evening
Yes
Hello
Hi
Yes
I
Just
Wanted
If
Sometime
You
Would
Dial
2-1-1
Which
I
Think
If
You
Haven't
Talked
About
It
Before
Should
Be
Self
Evident
Of
What
The
Game
Is
And
What
Is
That
Well
It's
A
Automated
Credit
System
Have
They
Gone
Back
To
Automated
Credit
They
Took
That
Away
For
A
While
Have
They
Really
Gone
Back
To
It
Oh
Absolutely
Huh
At
At
At
At
At
At
At
Yeah
And
You're
In
New
York
Yeah
So
Just
Try
It
And
I
Mean
It's
Self
Evident
Okay
Well
I
Invite
Everybody
Out
There
To
Give
It
A
Try
Now
And
Several
Times
Give
It
A
Try
We'll
See
See
What
Many
More
Details
Than
This
But
But
But
But
There
Is
Out
There
A
Three
Digit
Yes
A
Three
Digit
AT&T
Calling
Card
Being
Passed
Around
And
Basically
The
Way
It
Works
Is
You
Dial
Zero
Plus
The
Number
On
The
AT&T
Network
You
Dial
These
Three
Magic
Digits
And
You
Hit
A
Pound
Sign
And
The
Call
Goes
Through
Three
Digits
As
Opposed
To
The
Four
They
Usually
Request
Digits
But
Look
It
Only
A
Thousand
Possibilities
So
Actually
I'm
Told
That
The
First
Two
Digits
Work
And
The
One
After
That
Really
Doesn't
Matter
So
There's
Even
Less
Possibilities
So
If
You
Feel
Adventurous
Give
It
A
Try
You
Have
To
Hit
The
Pound
Sign
After
You
Enter
The
Three
Digits
Or
It
Won't
Work
And
It
May
Not
Wind
Up
Billing
It
To
Somebody
Else
It
May
Bill
It
To
You
But
If
You're
Not
Allowed
Access
To
One
Plus
Dialing
It's
Still
Kind
Of
An
Interesting
Thing
Listen
We're
Out of
Time
Unfortunately
Sorry to
All those
People
We
Didn't
Get
To
We
Certainly
Had
A lot
Of
People
Out
There
Tonight
We'll
Be
Back
Again
Next
Week
Live
On
The
Radio
Computer
Show
Is
Up
Next
And
We'll
Talk
To
You
Then
All
Right
I'm
Being
Stared
That
By
Strange
People
Here
Off
The
Hook
Emmanuel
Goldstein
I'll
Be
Back
Again
Next
Week
And
Keep
Writing
In
If
You
Have
Questions
And
We'll
Try
Our
Best
To
Answer
Them
Good
Night
For
T
In
Heh
We'll
What
Is