Off The Hook - 1992-07-01

[00:02.750 --> 00:04.430]  [SPEAKER_00]: It's just around 9 o'clock.
[00:04.630 --> 00:06.250]  [SPEAKER_00]: You're listening to WBAI New York.
[00:06.550 --> 00:15.470]  [SPEAKER_00]: It's time for Off the Hook, where we ask the proverbial question, do you know who's really listening to you, and when?
[00:16.210 --> 00:22.590]  [SPEAKER_17]: But, the other news is, by October or maybe September, Rona's quitting.
[00:25.250 --> 00:25.810]  [SPEAKER_14]: Steve?
[00:26.610 --> 00:27.170]  [SPEAKER_14]: Hello?
[00:27.650 --> 00:28.010]  [SPEAKER_17]: Yeah?
[00:28.570 --> 00:30.170]  [SPEAKER_14]: Would you please not do that in my ear?
[00:30.270 --> 00:31.450]  [SPEAKER_17]: I didn't do that.
[00:31.450 --> 00:32.330]  [SPEAKER_14]: What was that?
[00:32.450 --> 00:33.430]  [SPEAKER_17]: I have no idea.
[00:33.670 --> 00:34.250]  [SPEAKER_17]: I thought it was you.
[00:34.490 --> 00:35.850]  [SPEAKER_14]: I did not do that.
[00:36.050 --> 00:36.850]  [SPEAKER_17]: I didn't do it.
[00:37.430 --> 00:38.510]  [SPEAKER_14]: What it was, then?
[00:39.970 --> 00:40.530]  [SPEAKER_14]: Steve?
[00:40.770 --> 00:41.110]  [SPEAKER_17]: What?
[00:41.350 --> 00:41.950]  [SPEAKER_14]: Did you hiccup?
[00:42.210 --> 00:42.910]  [SPEAKER_17]: I... no!
[00:43.330 --> 00:43.710]  [SPEAKER_14]: Okay.
[00:44.950 --> 00:45.610]  [SPEAKER_14]: Anyway, I'll...
[00:45.610 --> 00:46.930]  [SPEAKER_17]: They gave a crossover to me.
[00:53.260 --> 00:57.680]  [SPEAKER_06]: The telephone keeps ringing, so I ripped it off the wall.
[00:58.740 --> 01:03.260]  [SPEAKER_06]: I cut myself while shaving, now I can't make a cough.
[01:03.260 --> 01:06.120]  [SPEAKER_06]: We couldn't get much worse.
[01:08.590 --> 01:08.810]  We couldn't get much worse.
[01:08.810 --> 01:09.610]  [SPEAKER_09]: We couldn't get much worse.
[01:09.850 --> 01:11.510]  [SPEAKER_09]: But the best is back for worse.
[01:12.050 --> 01:14.050]  [SPEAKER_09]: I hope that's understood.
[01:14.230 --> 01:14.530]  [SPEAKER_09]: We
[01:29.320 --> 01:41.400]  [SPEAKER_00]: always assume when we're on the telephone that what we are saying is private, confidential, safe.
[01:41.980 --> 01:44.440]  [SPEAKER_00]: Nobody could really be listening in.
[01:46.220 --> 01:47.540]  [SPEAKER_00]: What a foolish notion.
[01:49.080 --> 02:03.200]  [SPEAKER_00]: Not only are we unsafe in our everyday communications, but particularly with the cellular calls that are made, the many cellular calls that are made throughout the course of any day here in the New York area and throughout the country.
[02:03.820 --> 02:08.420]  [SPEAKER_00]: It's as simple as tuning a radio, much like you've tuned a radio tonight.
[02:10.240 --> 02:11.950]  [SPEAKER_00]: However, it is illegal.
[02:12.320 --> 02:16.380]  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, it's illegal to listen according to various federal laws.
[02:17.570 --> 02:18.540]  [SPEAKER_00]: But guess what?
[02:18.620 --> 02:20.450]  [SPEAKER_00]: That does not stop very many people.
[02:20.720 --> 02:26.010]  [SPEAKER_00]: It's rather hard to prove that you're listening to something unless you're under constant surveillance yourself.
[02:27.500 --> 02:28.240]  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, good evening.
[02:28.320 --> 02:29.390]  [SPEAKER_00]: The program is off the hook.
[02:29.510 --> 02:30.480]  [SPEAKER_00]: This is Emmanuel Goldstein.
[02:30.640 --> 02:32.070]  [SPEAKER_00]: We'll be with you until 10 o'clock.
[02:32.740 --> 02:39.620]  [SPEAKER_00]: And I fear that some of what you may hear tonight will be rather disturbing, shocking, upsetting.
[02:40.700 --> 02:45.320]  [SPEAKER_00]: Might make you violent, in fact, when you realize the kinds of things that are going on.
[02:46.560 --> 02:50.540]  [SPEAKER_00]: But keep in mind, these things are going on for quite a lot of reasons.
[02:50.540 --> 02:53.440]  [SPEAKER_00]: And yes, mischievous people is certainly one of them.
[02:53.700 --> 02:58.620]  [SPEAKER_00]: But mostly, it's inability to deal with new technology.
[02:58.820 --> 03:09.140]  [SPEAKER_00]: We have these wonderful things called cellular phones, and yet we have absolutely no protection, no encryption or any kind of voice scrambling whatsoever to protect our conversations.
[03:10.660 --> 03:17.620]  [SPEAKER_00]: While mobile calls are just as easily intercepted, people are aware that it's that easy.
[03:18.200 --> 03:23.040]  [SPEAKER_00]: For some reason, cellular calls, people do not seem to be as aware.
[03:24.760 --> 03:31.460]  [SPEAKER_00]: And our legislative bodies, in their infinite wisdom, have chosen to make it illegal to listen to cellular phone calls.
[03:31.700 --> 03:37.960]  [SPEAKER_00]: However, it is perfectly legal to listen to phone calls made from cordless phones that you have in your home.
[03:38.540 --> 03:40.080]  [SPEAKER_00]: It makes no sense whatsoever.
[03:40.360 --> 03:50.180]  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's also not illegal to actually buy a scanner that can get in the 800 megahertz spectrum, which is where cellular phone calls generally are.
[03:50.640 --> 03:53.680]  [SPEAKER_00]: It's not illegal to buy and sell those pieces of equipment.
[03:53.900 --> 03:56.320]  [SPEAKER_00]: The only thing that is illegal is listening.
[03:57.140 --> 04:00.640]  [SPEAKER_00]: And technically, I suppose you could say it's illegal for us to be listening to this tonight.
[04:01.800 --> 04:06.520]  [SPEAKER_00]: However, where these people are, who these people are, when these recordings are made are unknown even to us.
[04:06.520 --> 04:16.300]  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's important sometimes to demonstrate exactly what it is that we are talking about because a lot of people simply don't believe us.
[04:16.400 --> 04:29.300]  [SPEAKER_00]: And hopefully, there are those out there that have some power to make some laws and see what kind of laws are really silly and see what kinds of technical innovations are necessary to protect cellular phone calls.
[04:30.460 --> 04:41.180]  [SPEAKER_00]: We're going to hear a little collage of some cellular calls that not only were listened to, but were interfered with.
[04:41.330 --> 04:41.680]  [SPEAKER_00]: That's right.
[04:41.680 --> 04:48.620]  [SPEAKER_00]: It's also possible to transmit on a cellular frequency and become part of the conversation.
[04:48.900 --> 04:49.740]  [SPEAKER_00]: Listen to this.
[04:50.330 --> 04:51.830]  [SPEAKER_14]: Hi, Dr. Stevenson.
[04:52.080 --> 04:52.180]  [SPEAKER_14]: Hi.
[04:52.330 --> 04:53.440]  [SPEAKER_14]: I'm Mr. Smith.
[04:53.440 --> 04:54.940]  [SPEAKER_14]: I think he's an AFib.
[04:55.150 --> 04:55.700]  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[04:56.780 --> 05:06.020]  [SPEAKER_14]: I did a 12-lead EKG, and I'm not good at interpreting the strips yet, but I showed them to a couple other people, and they agree that it's AFib.
[05:06.410 --> 05:07.740]  [SPEAKER_11]: Try giving them a blowjob.
[05:09.500 --> 05:09.900]  [SPEAKER_14]: What?
[05:11.420 --> 05:11.820]  [SPEAKER_14]: What?
[05:12.290 --> 05:14.020]  [SPEAKER_16]: I think that was cross-talk on the table.
[05:14.020 --> 05:14.830]  [SPEAKER_14]: Oh, my goodness.
[05:14.970 --> 05:15.770]  [SPEAKER_14]: Where did that come from?
[05:15.770 --> 05:17.260]  [SPEAKER_16]: I don't know where that was going from.
[05:17.330 --> 05:18.330]  [SPEAKER_16]: Those three of us can count it.
[05:18.330 --> 05:19.090]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, really?
[05:21.500 --> 05:23.080]  [SPEAKER_14]: So, he's asymptomatic.
[05:23.080 --> 05:29.700]  [SPEAKER_14]: I've got him down to 5.1 mikes of dopamine, and his pressure's holding at about 100 over 70.
[05:30.020 --> 05:30.350]  [SPEAKER_14]: Okay.
[05:32.580 --> 05:36.790]  [SPEAKER_14]: You know, the only thing that I did different, you know, he got that ditch at 3 o'clock.
[05:37.700 --> 05:39.620]  [SPEAKER_14]: He got the .5 of ditch.
[05:40.220 --> 05:41.440]  [SPEAKER_11]: Try giving them Demerol.
[05:43.620 --> 05:44.940]  [SPEAKER_14]: Where is that coming from?
[05:44.940 --> 05:54.320]  [SPEAKER_16]: I don't know whether that's coming from in the hospital, or I'm talking on a portable phone, but it's interesting that they keep coming through consistently here.
[05:54.620 --> 05:59.980]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, because it's not somebody on this, I mean, it's not anybody on the unit, if it's inside the hospital.
[06:02.120 --> 06:03.620]  [SPEAKER_16]: What's his ventricular rate?
[06:04.460 --> 06:05.920]  [SPEAKER_14]: 80, around 80.
[06:06.120 --> 06:06.440]  [SPEAKER_16]: Okay.
[06:06.580 --> 06:08.220]  [SPEAKER_14]: It's an irregular rate, but it's 80.
[06:08.480 --> 06:08.780]  [SPEAKER_16]: Okay.
[06:08.780 --> 06:18.040]  [SPEAKER_14]: Okay, and then Marie wanted me just to mention to you, Mrs. McHugh in 108, she's having some chest pain, and her pressure's 220 over 120.
[06:18.280 --> 06:20.790]  [SPEAKER_14]: She's in there doing a 12 lead right now.
[06:21.200 --> 06:22.540]  [SPEAKER_16]: Did she give her some nitroglycerin?
[06:22.680 --> 06:23.960]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, she was going to treat her.
[06:26.300 --> 06:26.900]  All right.
[06:27.200 --> 06:30.120]  [SPEAKER_16]: We'll check back on that one here in about 10 or 15 minutes.
[06:30.280 --> 06:30.640]  [SPEAKER_14]: Okay.
[06:31.480 --> 06:32.220]  [SPEAKER_14]: All righty.
[06:32.340 --> 06:32.800]  [SPEAKER_16]: Thank you.
[06:32.880 --> 06:33.380]  [SPEAKER_14]: Thank you.
[06:33.460 --> 06:33.780]  [SPEAKER_14]: Bye-bye.
[06:34.660 --> 06:34.920]  [SPEAKER_14]: Bye-bye.
[06:35.020 --> 06:37.700]  [SPEAKER_13]: Bye-bye.
[06:37.700 --> 06:39.540]  [SPEAKER_13]: I mean, it's not imperative that you get them now.
[06:39.660 --> 06:42.880]  [SPEAKER_13]: We're going to need milk, too, tomorrow, so get milk and potatoes both tomorrow.
[06:43.200 --> 06:43.580]  [SPEAKER_13]: Okay.
[06:44.020 --> 06:44.260]  [SPEAKER_13]: Okay?
[06:45.360 --> 06:45.760]  [SPEAKER_14]: Moo.
[06:46.340 --> 06:46.740]  [SPEAKER_14]: Moo.
[06:48.220 --> 06:48.620]  [SPEAKER_14]: What?
[06:48.980 --> 06:49.680]  [SPEAKER_14]: That was Barry.
[06:52.240 --> 06:53.240]  [SPEAKER_14]: That was Barry?
[06:59.920 --> 07:01.140]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yep, that was Barry.
[07:01.380 --> 07:02.140]  [SPEAKER_14]: That was vile.
[07:02.820 --> 07:03.300]  [SPEAKER_14]: Bye, honey.
[07:03.500 --> 07:04.240]  [SPEAKER_14]: Okay, I think.
[07:04.440 --> 07:04.600]  [SPEAKER_14]: Bye.
[07:08.380 --> 07:08.780]  [SPEAKER_14]: Hello?
[07:09.080 --> 07:09.280]  Yeah.
[07:09.540 --> 07:10.940]  [SPEAKER_14]: Were you in your car?
[07:11.440 --> 07:11.860]  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[07:12.260 --> 07:12.480]  [SPEAKER_14]: Oh.
[07:13.240 --> 07:13.600]  [SPEAKER_14]: Hello?
[07:14.000 --> 07:14.820]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, can you hear me?
[07:14.960 --> 07:15.200]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[07:15.480 --> 07:15.820]  Okay.
[07:16.100 --> 07:18.500]  [SPEAKER_14]: I think we have somebody else on the line, too.
[07:18.960 --> 07:19.940]  [SPEAKER_14]: I think they're off now.
[07:20.100 --> 07:20.280]  [SPEAKER_14]: Oh.
[07:20.600 --> 07:21.960]  [SPEAKER_14]: Should I say hello to Sonny Boy?
[07:22.460 --> 07:24.040]  [SPEAKER_14]: Sonny Boy is, like, sleeping.
[07:25.200 --> 07:27.220]  [SPEAKER_14]: Not really sleeping, but, you know, like...
[07:27.220 --> 07:27.760]  [SPEAKER_14]: Like dozed.
[07:27.800 --> 07:28.180]  [SPEAKER_14]: ...dosed.
[07:28.520 --> 07:28.680]  [SPEAKER_14]: Uh-huh.
[07:29.140 --> 07:29.680]  [SPEAKER_14]: Like dozed.
[07:29.820 --> 07:30.240]  [SPEAKER_14]: Like dozed.
[07:30.480 --> 07:31.280]  [SPEAKER_11]: Out of it.
[07:32.480 --> 07:33.440]  [SPEAKER_11]: Like overdosed?
[07:34.180 --> 07:34.660]  [SPEAKER_11]: Hello?
[07:34.940 --> 07:35.200]  [SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
[07:35.620 --> 07:35.840]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[07:36.120 --> 07:37.920]  [SPEAKER_17]: He's not wearing his toupee yet, is he?
[07:38.120 --> 07:38.720]  [SPEAKER_17]: Not yet.
[07:38.720 --> 07:40.460]  [SPEAKER_17]: He's not feeling that good.
[07:40.680 --> 07:42.220]  [SPEAKER_17]: He starts to feel good, Sherry.
[07:42.280 --> 07:44.040]  [SPEAKER_17]: You'll know, because he's messed up.
[07:44.720 --> 07:45.140]  [SPEAKER_14]: Okay.
[07:45.600 --> 07:46.140]  [SPEAKER_14]: Okay.
[07:46.960 --> 07:48.540]  [SPEAKER_14]: Well, have a good time tonight.
[07:48.680 --> 07:49.720]  [SPEAKER_14]: Tonight's crabs, right?
[07:50.600 --> 07:52.040]  [SPEAKER_11]: Crabs without gonorrhea.
[07:52.560 --> 07:53.080]  [SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
[07:53.080 --> 07:56.780]  [SPEAKER_15]: I'm sorry that we were going out nearby with people that you know.
[07:56.780 --> 07:58.220]  [SPEAKER_15]: I'd ask you to come with us.
[07:58.500 --> 07:58.940]  [SPEAKER_15]: Thanks.
[07:59.660 --> 08:02.840]  [SPEAKER_15]: But we're going out with Jim and Bonnie Marguerite, so...
[08:03.380 --> 08:04.600]  [SPEAKER_14]: Well, have a great time.
[08:04.820 --> 08:05.840]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, looking forward to it.
[08:06.120 --> 08:07.420]  [SPEAKER_14]: And I'll speak to you tomorrow.
[08:08.200 --> 08:09.600]  [SPEAKER_11]: And don't get too drunk.
[08:11.200 --> 08:11.680]  [SPEAKER_14]: Okay.
[08:11.960 --> 08:12.440]  [SPEAKER_14]: Okay.
[08:13.000 --> 08:13.780]  [SPEAKER_14]: Bye, poops.
[08:17.800 --> 08:19.240]  [SPEAKER_14]: Oh, you are, Mr. Nash.
[08:19.920 --> 08:21.540]  [SPEAKER_17]: Mrs. Snyder called me a little bit.
[08:21.580 --> 08:22.300]  [SPEAKER_14]: Oh, okay.
[08:22.540 --> 08:23.020]  [SPEAKER_14]: Let me see.
[08:23.260 --> 08:24.160]  [SPEAKER_14]: Let me look it up.
[08:26.620 --> 08:27.940]  [SPEAKER_11]: She's a bitch, isn't she?
[08:28.500 --> 08:29.220]  [SPEAKER_14]: Who is?
[08:30.960 --> 08:31.440]  [SPEAKER_14]: Hello?
[08:32.320 --> 08:33.380]  [SPEAKER_14]: Mrs. Snyder.
[08:34.480 --> 08:35.200]  [SPEAKER_15]: Who's that?
[08:35.200 --> 08:36.340]  [SPEAKER_14]: I don't know.
[08:36.880 --> 08:38.140]  [SPEAKER_14]: Is there somebody on your line?
[08:38.980 --> 08:39.840]  [SPEAKER_15]: Not on my line.
[08:39.960 --> 08:41.000]  [SPEAKER_14]: It's not my line, sir.
[08:41.380 --> 08:42.040]  [SPEAKER_14]: What's the number?
[08:42.320 --> 08:43.040]  [SPEAKER_14]: I'm looking.
[08:43.200 --> 08:44.040]  [SPEAKER_14]: I'm trying to find it.
[08:45.440 --> 08:47.020]  [SPEAKER_14]: What was her last name?
[08:47.200 --> 08:48.360]  [SPEAKER_14]: What was her first name and last name?
[08:48.720 --> 08:50.460]  [SPEAKER_14]: Elizabeth, is that the lady you're looking for?
[08:50.980 --> 08:53.900]  [SPEAKER_14]: Okay, it was 966-4883.
[08:55.240 --> 08:55.880]  [SPEAKER_07]: Thank you.
[08:56.000 --> 08:56.740]  [SPEAKER_14]: Okay, good night, sir.
[08:56.840 --> 08:57.020]  [SPEAKER_14]: Bye-bye.
[09:07.000 --> 09:09.720]  [SPEAKER_01]: The number you have reached has been disconnected.
[10:15.620 --> 10:17.620]  [SPEAKER_01]: The number you have reached has been disconnected.
[10:17.640 --> 10:18.420]  [SPEAKER_01]: The number you have reached has been disconnected.
[10:50.000 --> 10:53.340]  [SPEAKER_08]: You're so close, but far away.
[10:59.130 --> 11:01.010]  [SPEAKER_08]: All night and day.
[11:01.470 --> 11:02.030]  When
[11:07.250 --> 11:10.310]  I give you my time, try to get a connect.
[11:20.690 --> 11:23.810]  [SPEAKER_08]: You're so close, but far away.
[11:42.960 --> 11:46.740]  [SPEAKER_08]: I call you up all night and day.
[12:09.800 --> 12:12.820]  [SPEAKER_01]: The number you have reached has been disconnected.
[12:28.940 --> 12:32.560]  [SPEAKER_09]: I give you my affection and I give you my time.
[12:32.780 --> 12:36.460]  [SPEAKER_09]: Try to get a connection on the telephone line.
[15:44.360 --> 15:49.480]  [SPEAKER_13]: Please check the number and dial again.
[16:40.600 --> 16:43.420]  [SPEAKER_01]: The number you have reached has been disconnected.
[16:45.080 --> 16:46.020]  [SPEAKER_15]: Where would they be?
[16:46.060 --> 16:46.460]  [SPEAKER_15]: The printer?
[16:47.420 --> 16:48.230]  [SPEAKER_15]: I don't know.
[16:48.400 --> 16:53.460]  [SPEAKER_15]: We're supposed to redo that thing for entertainment, too.
[16:53.460 --> 16:54.490]  [SPEAKER_15]: Explaining the bill?
[16:54.820 --> 16:55.260]  [SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
[16:55.820 --> 16:57.210]  [SPEAKER_11]: You know what I do for entertainment.
[16:58.470 --> 16:59.080]  [SPEAKER_15]: Who's that?
[16:59.320 --> 16:59.920]  [SPEAKER_15]: I don't know.
[17:01.900 --> 17:03.230]  [SPEAKER_16]: Okay, I'll talk to them later.
[17:03.600 --> 17:03.920]  [SPEAKER_15]: Okay.
[17:07.090 --> 17:08.070]  [SPEAKER_14]: Who is that?
[17:12.230 --> 17:12.830]  [SPEAKER_14]: Hello?
[17:13.130 --> 17:13.390]  [SPEAKER_14]: Hello?
[17:13.770 --> 17:14.770]  You're eating dinner.
[17:15.210 --> 17:15.570]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[17:15.790 --> 17:17.790]  [SPEAKER_14]: What are you up to other than eating dinner?
[17:18.310 --> 17:18.690]  [SPEAKER_14]: Nothing.
[17:19.110 --> 17:19.830]  [SPEAKER_14]: Oh, okay.
[17:19.970 --> 17:21.250]  [SPEAKER_14]: Have you seen or heard from them?
[17:22.010 --> 17:24.730]  [SPEAKER_14]: They've come and loaded up.
[17:26.630 --> 17:27.910]  [SPEAKER_14]: Oh, Patrick.
[17:29.070 --> 17:30.050]  [SPEAKER_14]: Isn't that Patrick?
[17:30.410 --> 17:30.870]  [SPEAKER_14]: No.
[17:31.450 --> 17:32.130]  [SPEAKER_14]: Was that you?
[17:32.370 --> 17:33.970]  [SPEAKER_14]: Who was making that noise?
[17:33.970 --> 17:34.730]  [SPEAKER_14]: I don't know.
[17:34.950 --> 17:36.410]  [SPEAKER_14]: I thought he was on your end.
[17:36.530 --> 17:36.830]  No.
[17:36.970 --> 17:39.070]  [SPEAKER_14]: I thought he was burping into the phone.
[17:39.510 --> 17:40.470]  [SPEAKER_14]: No, they've gone.
[17:40.670 --> 17:42.570]  [SPEAKER_14]: They loaded both cars and gone.
[17:42.810 --> 17:43.190]  Uh-huh.
[17:43.370 --> 17:44.090]  [SPEAKER_14]: Well, that's good.
[17:44.630 --> 17:46.770]  [SPEAKER_14]: Doug should be just disappearing like this.
[17:47.470 --> 17:51.070]  [SPEAKER_14]: They're coming back and she's going to wash tonight.
[17:51.790 --> 17:54.430]  [SPEAKER_14]: That noise again.
[17:54.650 --> 17:55.930]  [SPEAKER_14]: I don't know what it is.
[17:56.170 --> 17:56.430]  Oh.
[17:57.390 --> 17:59.530]  [SPEAKER_11]: It's the sound after someone drinks a six-pack.
[18:00.170 --> 18:03.170]  [SPEAKER_14]: Oh, somebody's leading onto our line, I guess.
[18:03.170 --> 18:07.550]  [SPEAKER_14]: Well, I'm just getting ready to leave, so I thought I'd say hi and goodbye.
[18:07.950 --> 18:08.270]  [SPEAKER_14]: Bye.
[18:08.750 --> 18:08.950]  [SPEAKER_00]: Bye.
[18:09.770 --> 18:11.350]  [SPEAKER_00]: The program is off the hook.
[18:11.510 --> 18:19.650]  [SPEAKER_00]: We're listening to cellular phone calls that were recorded on a simple tape recorder sent in to us anonymously from some part of the country.
[18:20.530 --> 18:26.930]  [SPEAKER_00]: And we're demonstrating just how easy it is not only to listen, but to become part of the conversation yourself.
[18:26.930 --> 18:29.930]  [SPEAKER_00]: There is no privacy on cellular phone calls.
[18:30.050 --> 18:32.550]  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a very important message that we wish to convey here tonight.
[18:33.170 --> 18:40.910]  [SPEAKER_00]: Now, what's interesting, you'll notice that not too many people seem overly upset when they realize their telephone calls are being intercepted.
[18:41.010 --> 18:42.310]  [SPEAKER_00]: Some of them find it rather humorous.
[18:42.470 --> 18:53.930]  [SPEAKER_00]: In one particular instance, we find somebody that actually kind of refuses to believe, despite the overwhelming evidence, that somebody can actually listen in.
[18:54.550 --> 18:56.810]  [SPEAKER_14]: Well, try picking it back up again.
[19:00.340 --> 19:01.120]  [SPEAKER_10]: Are you there now?
[19:01.240 --> 19:01.700]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, I'm here.
[19:01.780 --> 19:02.180]  [SPEAKER_14]: Can you hear me?
[19:02.440 --> 19:02.620]  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[19:03.860 --> 19:05.180]  [SPEAKER_14]: Maybe that's all you need to do.
[19:05.400 --> 19:07.260]  [SPEAKER_11]: Your speakerphone sounds like s***, buddy.
[19:08.180 --> 19:08.880]  [SPEAKER_07]: Did you hear that?
[19:09.200 --> 19:09.540]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[19:12.280 --> 19:13.320]  [SPEAKER_10]: Who was that?
[19:16.960 --> 19:19.460]  [SPEAKER_10]: Someone just said my speakerphone sounds like s***.
[19:21.020 --> 19:22.540]  [SPEAKER_10]: Someone's listening in on my call.
[19:24.300 --> 19:25.700]  [SPEAKER_14]: How do you know...
[19:25.700 --> 19:28.140]  [SPEAKER_10]: I can't believe someone's listening to this call.
[19:29.240 --> 19:31.940]  [SPEAKER_14]: How do you know that they weren't talking to somebody else?
[19:33.340 --> 19:35.740]  [SPEAKER_10]: Well, because I just put this thing on the speakerphone.
[19:37.040 --> 19:37.760]  [SPEAKER_10]: And so on.
[19:37.900 --> 19:39.400]  [SPEAKER_10]: It must have been tapping into the phone.
[19:41.920 --> 19:44.400]  [SPEAKER_10]: Well, that just adds...
[19:45.020 --> 19:46.780]  [SPEAKER_10]: That just adds to anything else.
[19:48.020 --> 19:49.060]  [SPEAKER_14]: Well, now, wait a minute.
[19:49.140 --> 19:49.860]  [SPEAKER_14]: You don't know that.
[19:50.820 --> 19:51.220]  [SPEAKER_11]: Okay.
[19:51.420 --> 19:52.460]  [SPEAKER_14]: I mean, it could have been an accident.
[19:52.820 --> 19:52.960]  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
[19:54.540 --> 19:55.560]  [SPEAKER_11]: Maybe it wasn't.
[19:56.160 --> 19:56.860]  [SPEAKER_11]: Did you hear that?
[19:57.960 --> 19:58.280]  Yeah.
[20:06.440 --> 20:15.500]  [SPEAKER_00]: When you become part of someone else's conversation, it's incredibly easy to suddenly make everybody not trust one another.
[20:15.820 --> 20:20.480]  [SPEAKER_00]: And these next few clippings that we have here demonstrate just that.
[20:22.800 --> 20:23.020]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yes!
[20:23.500 --> 20:24.840]  [SPEAKER_14]: I just wanted to remind you.
[20:26.020 --> 20:26.900]  [SPEAKER_14]: Three times already.
[20:27.060 --> 20:27.240]  [SPEAKER_14]: Goodbye.
[20:27.760 --> 20:28.940]  [SPEAKER_11]: Three times what?
[20:29.560 --> 20:31.100]  [SPEAKER_14]: None of his business.
[20:31.100 --> 20:32.140]  [SPEAKER_14]: Who's that?
[20:32.400 --> 20:33.300]  [SPEAKER_14]: I don't know.
[20:33.660 --> 20:34.540]  [SPEAKER_11]: It's the boogeyman.
[20:34.700 --> 20:35.140]  [SPEAKER_11]: Who else?
[20:35.680 --> 20:37.600]  [SPEAKER_14]: That's another man on the phone.
[20:37.760 --> 20:40.780]  [SPEAKER_14]: We have an obscene phone call on the other line.
[20:41.700 --> 20:42.760]  [SPEAKER_11]: What do you mean obscene?
[20:42.800 --> 20:44.380]  [SPEAKER_11]: I haven't said anything obscene, have I?
[20:44.880 --> 20:45.700]  [SPEAKER_14]: Who's that?
[20:45.900 --> 20:46.780]  [SPEAKER_14]: I don't know.
[20:47.020 --> 20:48.600]  [SPEAKER_14]: I thought that was Hank.
[20:49.120 --> 20:49.640]  [SPEAKER_14]: No.
[20:50.040 --> 20:50.680]  [SPEAKER_14]: Who is that?
[20:50.860 --> 20:51.660]  [SPEAKER_14]: I don't know.
[20:52.520 --> 20:54.320]  [SPEAKER_14]: Is there somebody on this phone?
[20:54.600 --> 20:56.440]  [SPEAKER_14]: There's another man on the line.
[20:56.480 --> 20:56.780]  [SPEAKER_14]: Hello.
[20:57.040 --> 20:57.920]  [SPEAKER_14]: Hello, who is this?
[20:58.380 --> 20:59.020]  [SPEAKER_14]: Hello, it's Hank.
[20:59.580 --> 21:00.120]  [SPEAKER_14]: Oh, okay.
[21:00.120 --> 21:03.560]  [SPEAKER_14]: That was you.
[21:03.760 --> 21:04.760]  [SPEAKER_14]: No, it wasn't.
[21:05.300 --> 21:06.920]  [SPEAKER_14]: You can hear another voice.
[21:07.140 --> 21:07.420]  [SPEAKER_14]: You hear it?
[21:08.440 --> 21:09.040]  [SPEAKER_14]: Hello?
[21:09.560 --> 21:09.780]  Hello?
[21:10.040 --> 21:10.720]  [SPEAKER_14]: No, shut up.
[21:11.080 --> 21:11.280]  [SPEAKER_14]: Hello?
[21:12.780 --> 21:13.380]  [SPEAKER_14]: Hello?
[21:15.100 --> 21:16.540]  [SPEAKER_14]: There's nobody else on the phone.
[21:16.820 --> 21:18.000]  [SPEAKER_14]: There's another man!
[21:25.180 --> 21:25.780]  [SPEAKER_14]: Okay.
[21:26.420 --> 21:27.020]  [SPEAKER_14]: Hello?
[21:27.580 --> 21:27.840]  [SPEAKER_14]: Hello?
[21:28.920 --> 21:30.040]  [SPEAKER_14]: 9-7-7.
[21:30.840 --> 21:31.160]  [SPEAKER_10]: Huh?
[21:37.650 --> 21:38.610]  [SPEAKER_14]: Uh, Bonnie?
[21:38.610 --> 21:39.010]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[21:39.310 --> 21:40.570]  [SPEAKER_14]: Where is that coming from?
[21:40.710 --> 21:41.330]  [SPEAKER_14]: I don't know.
[21:42.230 --> 21:42.570]  [SPEAKER_14]: Huh?
[21:42.810 --> 21:43.410]  [SPEAKER_14]: I don't know.
[21:47.370 --> 21:48.730]  [SPEAKER_14]: That wasn't you?
[21:49.070 --> 21:49.410]  [SPEAKER_14]: No.
[21:49.790 --> 21:50.170]  [SPEAKER_14]: Oh.
[21:50.630 --> 21:51.850]  [SPEAKER_14]: Well, it wasn't me.
[21:54.350 --> 21:55.210]  [SPEAKER_15]: It's you.
[21:55.570 --> 21:56.510]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, right.
[21:56.510 --> 21:57.170]  [SPEAKER_14]: It's me.
[21:57.730 --> 21:59.450]  [SPEAKER_14]: I do things like that.
[22:00.850 --> 22:01.310]  [SPEAKER_15]: What do you got?
[22:01.450 --> 22:02.470]  [SPEAKER_15]: John on the other extension?
[22:02.910 --> 22:03.250]  [SPEAKER_14]: Who?
[22:03.710 --> 22:04.170]  [SPEAKER_15]: John.
[22:04.510 --> 22:05.030]  [SPEAKER_14]: No, why?
[22:13.370 --> 22:13.810]  [SPEAKER_14]: Tim!
[22:13.810 --> 22:14.470]  [SPEAKER_15]: All right.
[22:14.570 --> 22:15.210]  [SPEAKER_15]: What's the corner on?
[22:15.450 --> 22:16.490]  [SPEAKER_14]: John's there with you.
[22:16.710 --> 22:16.890]  [SPEAKER_14]: I know.
[22:16.890 --> 22:17.430]  [SPEAKER_14]: No, he's not.
[22:17.630 --> 22:18.390]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yes, he is.
[22:18.550 --> 22:19.250]  [SPEAKER_15]: No, he's not.
[22:22.350 --> 22:24.470]  [SPEAKER_14]: I know, because I heard you.
[22:25.250 --> 22:27.410]  [SPEAKER_14]: He's not here on me, I'm honest with you.
[22:27.670 --> 22:28.710]  [SPEAKER_15]: No, I don't know.
[22:29.350 --> 22:30.750]  [SPEAKER_15]: You guys are up to something.
[22:30.870 --> 22:31.350]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, right.
[22:31.490 --> 22:32.930]  [SPEAKER_14]: Do you want to sign number or not?
[22:36.100 --> 22:39.320]  [SPEAKER_14]: It's something you're doing because it's time to be doing your voice.
[22:39.520 --> 22:40.180]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, right.
[22:40.720 --> 22:41.420]  [SPEAKER_14]: Oh, yeah.
[22:41.540 --> 22:42.080]  [SPEAKER_14]: All right.
[22:42.980 --> 22:43.600]  [SPEAKER_14]: All right.
[22:43.880 --> 22:43.880]  Right.
[22:44.440 --> 22:44.760]  [SPEAKER_14]: Okay.
[22:49.340 --> 22:50.420]  [SPEAKER_15]: I knew it, Tom.
[22:50.520 --> 22:51.020]  [SPEAKER_15]: You're doing it.
[22:51.100 --> 22:51.960]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, right, Tom.
[22:52.100 --> 22:53.860]  [SPEAKER_14]: I do that often, you know?
[22:54.120 --> 22:54.420]  [SPEAKER_15]: Uh-huh.
[22:54.540 --> 22:56.180]  [SPEAKER_14]: Here, let me do it again for you, okay?
[23:05.240 --> 23:05.640]  [SPEAKER_14]: Okay.
[23:06.360 --> 23:06.760]  [SPEAKER_14]: Okay.
[23:07.220 --> 23:07.620]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[23:12.680 --> 23:13.580]  [SPEAKER_14]: Come on.
[23:13.940 --> 23:13.940]  Come on, Tim.
[23:14.600 --> 23:16.820]  [SPEAKER_14]: Just tell John to knock it off.
[23:17.620 --> 23:18.420]  [SPEAKER_14]: Come on, Bonnie.
[23:18.760 --> 23:19.640]  [SPEAKER_14]: Come on, Tim.
[23:27.210 --> 23:28.570]  [SPEAKER_16]: 9-7-7.
[23:37.110 --> 23:38.270]  [SPEAKER_14]: Very careful.
[23:39.250 --> 23:40.890]  [SPEAKER_14]: Are you ready for the restaurant number?
[23:46.170 --> 23:46.770]  [SPEAKER_14]: Hello?
[23:47.270 --> 23:47.570]  [SPEAKER_14]: Hello?
[23:47.970 --> 23:49.710]  [SPEAKER_14]: 4-9-8-5.
[23:50.630 --> 23:52.490]  [SPEAKER_14]: 4-9-8-5.
[23:52.530 --> 23:52.950]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[23:59.130 --> 24:00.610]  [SPEAKER_15]: What do you have over there?
[24:00.830 --> 24:01.130]  [SPEAKER_14]: What?
[24:01.370 --> 24:02.530]  [SPEAKER_15]: What do you have over there?
[24:02.670 --> 24:04.110]  [SPEAKER_14]: What are you talking about?
[24:04.410 --> 24:04.790]  [SPEAKER_15]: Uh-huh.
[24:07.670 --> 24:09.390]  [SPEAKER_14]: What are you up to now?
[24:10.870 --> 24:11.310]  [SPEAKER_14]: Hmm?
[24:12.570 --> 24:14.210]  [SPEAKER_14]: What are you up to, Bonnie?
[24:14.610 --> 24:15.570]  [SPEAKER_14]: What am I up to?
[24:15.770 --> 24:16.050]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[24:19.170 --> 24:20.130]  [SPEAKER_15]: What's that number again?
[24:20.230 --> 24:20.490]  [SPEAKER_15]: 90?
[24:24.000 --> 24:24.480]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yep.
[24:31.700 --> 24:32.360]  [SPEAKER_15]: Still there?
[24:32.560 --> 24:32.940]  [SPEAKER_07]: Mm-hmm.
[24:33.180 --> 24:33.380]  [SPEAKER_15]: Okay.
[24:34.900 --> 24:35.560]  [SPEAKER_15]: All right.
[24:35.900 --> 24:37.400]  [SPEAKER_15]: Well, thank you very much.
[24:37.900 --> 24:38.260]  [SPEAKER_15]: Sure.
[24:38.700 --> 24:43.260]  [SPEAKER_15]: I hope whatever problems you're having over there, you get straightened out.
[24:44.520 --> 24:45.440]  [SPEAKER_11]: You're welcome.
[24:45.720 --> 24:49.000]  [SPEAKER_15]: Sounds like someone had a, uh, hell of a meal.
[24:51.600 --> 24:53.900]  [SPEAKER_11]: Actually, a six-pack of Budweiser.
[24:57.080 --> 24:57.640]  [SPEAKER_14]: Tim.
[24:57.880 --> 24:58.160]  [SPEAKER_14]: What?
[24:58.560 --> 24:59.340]  [SPEAKER_14]: Who is that?
[24:59.660 --> 25:00.480]  [SPEAKER_14]: I have no idea.
[25:00.800 --> 25:01.360]  [SPEAKER_14]: Come on.
[25:03.520 --> 25:05.720]  [SPEAKER_11]: Tim doesn't want you to know because you'd kill me.
[25:13.460 --> 25:14.360]  [SPEAKER_14]: Okay, Tim.
[25:14.540 --> 25:16.500]  [SPEAKER_15]: It's probably somebody else with a cellular phone.
[25:17.000 --> 25:17.500]  [SPEAKER_14]: Oh, really?
[25:18.040 --> 25:19.180]  [SPEAKER_15]: Or a wireless phone.
[25:21.420 --> 25:23.780]  [SPEAKER_14]: Well, it's not me, okay?
[25:25.260 --> 25:26.320]  [SPEAKER_11]: I believe you.
[25:26.460 --> 25:26.740]  [SPEAKER_14]: Okay.
[25:27.140 --> 25:28.380]  [SPEAKER_11]: Hey, it's all Tim's fault.
[25:31.940 --> 25:32.500]  [SPEAKER_14]: What?
[25:32.740 --> 25:33.060]  [SPEAKER_14]: What?
[25:35.550 --> 25:35.810]  What?
[25:39.290 --> 25:46.270]  [SPEAKER_14]: It had affected her speech, but they put her on, um, and, you know, she was aware of it.
[25:46.730 --> 25:57.890]  [SPEAKER_14]: It was really cute, and they were trying to determine exactly what the hell was going on in her head because she could move everything, her arms and her legs and everything.
[25:58.470 --> 26:02.470]  [SPEAKER_14]: So Nancy said to her, Nan, can you understand what I'm saying?
[26:02.470 --> 26:07.150]  [SPEAKER_14]: She said, yeah, I understand what you're saying, but I can't always understand what I'm saying.
[26:07.490 --> 26:12.310]  [SPEAKER_14]: So she was aware that, you know, like the words were coming out backwards and garbled.
[26:12.710 --> 26:14.510]  [SPEAKER_14]: But now she's talking fine.
[26:15.670 --> 26:16.750]  [SPEAKER_14]: That's pretty cool.
[26:18.290 --> 26:20.330]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, they put her on heparin.
[26:20.450 --> 26:24.830]  [SPEAKER_14]: But now, you know, that's sort of scary because she's on heparin.
[26:24.910 --> 26:26.250]  [SPEAKER_14]: She really can't be alone.
[26:27.070 --> 26:33.070]  [SPEAKER_14]: Uh, you know, if they, if they, if they, they're going to do this MRI, you know, they put you in this tube.
[26:33.530 --> 26:33.810]  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah.
[26:34.890 --> 26:38.550]  [SPEAKER_14]: Apparently there are two kinds of, uh, strokes.
[26:39.030 --> 26:45.390]  [SPEAKER_14]: You can throw a clot or you can have blood seeping into your brain.
[26:45.630 --> 26:47.010]  [SPEAKER_11]: Have them try LSD.
[26:47.230 --> 26:48.050]  [SPEAKER_11]: It works a lot better.
[26:48.350 --> 26:49.530]  [SPEAKER_14]: Oh, thanks, sweetheart.
[26:49.870 --> 26:50.890]  [SPEAKER_14]: Did you ever try it?
[26:51.030 --> 26:51.710]  [SPEAKER_15]: No, that's not me.
[26:51.830 --> 26:52.530]  [SPEAKER_15]: That's Alan.
[26:53.190 --> 26:53.890]  [SPEAKER_15]: That's not me.
[26:54.010 --> 26:54.950]  [SPEAKER_15]: Somebody's on that line.
[26:54.950 --> 26:55.670]  [SPEAKER_14]: It's Alan.
[26:55.910 --> 26:56.670]  [SPEAKER_15]: No, it's not.
[26:58.770 --> 26:59.730]  [SPEAKER_14]: No, it's not.
[27:00.110 --> 27:00.630]  [SPEAKER_14]: Believe me, it's not.
[27:00.670 --> 27:01.430]  [SPEAKER_14]: But I thought it was, too.
[27:01.690 --> 27:02.830]  [SPEAKER_14]: Didn't it sound like Alan?
[27:03.070 --> 27:03.850]  [SPEAKER_14]: No, it's not.
[27:05.610 --> 27:06.670]  [SPEAKER_14]: It is Alan.
[27:06.870 --> 27:08.230]  [SPEAKER_14]: I swear to God, it's not, Louise.
[27:08.610 --> 27:09.430]  [SPEAKER_17]: Well, who's giggling?
[27:10.110 --> 27:10.650]  [SPEAKER_14]: I don't know.
[27:10.790 --> 27:11.370]  [SPEAKER_14]: Somebody is.
[27:11.430 --> 27:12.610]  [SPEAKER_14]: I'm sure he's giggling about Alan.
[27:13.070 --> 27:13.290]  [SPEAKER_14]: Huh?
[27:13.710 --> 27:14.850]  [SPEAKER_14]: I have no idea.
[27:15.010 --> 27:15.710]  [SPEAKER_14]: I get it.
[27:19.110 --> 27:20.310]  [SPEAKER_14]: There we go.
[27:20.570 --> 27:20.730]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[27:21.150 --> 27:21.990]  [SPEAKER_14]: Did you hear it?
[27:22.230 --> 27:22.410]  Yeah.
[27:23.590 --> 27:24.490]  [SPEAKER_14]: I'm not with Alan.
[27:25.630 --> 27:27.870]  [SPEAKER_15]: No, it's not, I don't want to say something.
[27:27.870 --> 27:28.270]  [SPEAKER_15]: How's it going to be Alan?
[27:28.470 --> 27:28.670]  [SPEAKER_15]: Oh.
[27:29.350 --> 27:29.890]  [SPEAKER_15]: He's not here.
[27:29.950 --> 27:31.270]  [SPEAKER_15]: He's in the airport.
[27:31.510 --> 27:31.990]  [SPEAKER_14]: Oh, really?
[27:32.430 --> 27:32.730]  [SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
[27:33.030 --> 27:34.970]  [SPEAKER_14]: Well, maybe it's someone who's on LSD.
[27:35.710 --> 27:36.470]  [SPEAKER_14]: But anyway.
[27:37.990 --> 27:39.210]  [SPEAKER_14]: That's Alan, I swear.
[27:39.710 --> 27:40.810]  [SPEAKER_11]: Get out of the body.
[27:41.130 --> 27:41.670]  [SPEAKER_14]: Alan would.
[27:41.670 --> 27:43.490]  [SPEAKER_14]: How
[27:59.980 --> 28:01.160]  [SPEAKER_04]: are you?
[28:02.620 --> 28:04.780]  [SPEAKER_04]: Have you been all right?
[28:05.540 --> 28:10.920]  [SPEAKER_04]: Through all those lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely nights.
[28:11.280 --> 28:12.620]  [SPEAKER_05]: That's what I'd say.
[28:14.020 --> 28:16.540]  [SPEAKER_05]: I'd tell you everything.
[28:16.540 --> 28:21.160]  [SPEAKER_05]: If you pick up that telephone.
[28:22.680 --> 28:23.960]  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[28:24.240 --> 28:24.400]  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[28:24.740 --> 28:24.900]  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[28:26.960 --> 28:28.060]  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
[28:45.220 --> 28:46.500]  [SPEAKER_06]: Hey.
[28:46.500 --> 28:51.960]  [SPEAKER_06]: And I can't believe him all faded out of blue.
[29:03.680 --> 29:09.620]  [SPEAKER_06]: Doo-wa, doo-dee-doo-da-wop, doo-wa-doo-lang.
[29:11.060 --> 29:16.940]  [SPEAKER_06]: Blue days, black nights, doo-wa-doo-lang.
[29:17.960 --> 29:23.760]  [SPEAKER_06]: Look into the sky, the love you meet ain't gonna see you through.
[29:23.760 --> 29:30.740]  [SPEAKER_06]: And I wonder why the little things you find me coming true.
[29:31.120 --> 29:35.020]  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, oh, telephone line.
[29:35.640 --> 29:38.140]  [SPEAKER_06]: Give me some time.
[29:38.640 --> 29:42.980]  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm living in twilight.
[29:44.000 --> 29:48.280]  [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, oh, telephone line.
[29:49.160 --> 29:51.440]  [SPEAKER_06]: Give me some time.
[29:51.960 --> 29:53.740]  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm living in twilight.
[30:15.530 --> 30:19.110]  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, so no one's answering.
[30:20.070 --> 30:24.550]  [SPEAKER_05]: Can't you just let it ring a little longer, longer, longer?
[30:25.330 --> 30:33.630]  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, oh, I'll just sit tight through shadows of the night.
[30:34.290 --> 30:38.730]  [SPEAKER_05]: Let it ring forevermore.
[30:49.730 --> 30:55.550]  [SPEAKER_06]: Do-wop, do-be-do-do-wop, do-wa-do-lay.
[30:56.930 --> 31:02.510]  [SPEAKER_06]: Blue days, black nights, do-wa-do-lay.
[31:03.750 --> 31:09.510]  [SPEAKER_06]: I look into the sky, the love you need ain't gonna see you through.
[31:10.310 --> 31:16.290]  [SPEAKER_06]: And I wonder why the little things you find me coming true.
[31:59.830 --> 32:03.830]  [SPEAKER_00]: A lot of what we say on the telephone is not meant for anyone else's ears.
[32:04.730 --> 32:07.770]  [SPEAKER_00]: Trivial matters concerning our own day-to-day lives.
[32:08.330 --> 32:13.690]  [SPEAKER_00]: But when we do realize that somebody is listening in, our reactions tend to vary.
[32:13.690 --> 32:17.310]  [SPEAKER_00]: And here are a few samplings of just that.
[32:24.370 --> 32:28.830]  [SPEAKER_03]: What a brat.
[32:29.690 --> 32:30.370]  [SPEAKER_14]: What do you mean what a brat?
[32:30.370 --> 32:31.490]  [SPEAKER_14]: The teacher really did that to you?
[32:32.030 --> 32:33.050]  [SPEAKER_11]: What do you mean what a brat?
[32:33.150 --> 32:33.830]  [SPEAKER_14]: Do you want me to give it to you?
[32:34.530 --> 32:35.450]  [SPEAKER_11]: Hey, I want to talk.
[32:35.530 --> 32:36.330]  [SPEAKER_11]: Who are you calling a brat?
[32:37.210 --> 32:37.710]  [SPEAKER_14]: Hello?
[32:38.150 --> 32:38.210]  [SPEAKER_14]: Hello?
[32:38.210 --> 32:38.310]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah?
[32:38.490 --> 32:38.750]  Okay.
[32:38.970 --> 32:39.610]  [SPEAKER_14]: What was that?
[32:40.210 --> 32:40.510]  [SPEAKER_03]: What?
[32:40.650 --> 32:41.410]  [SPEAKER_03]: The dolly?
[32:42.610 --> 32:43.610]  [SPEAKER_14]: Just say that, hello.
[32:44.370 --> 32:46.610]  [SPEAKER_03]: That was... no, that was my car.
[32:47.930 --> 32:48.450]  [SPEAKER_14]: The what?
[32:48.690 --> 32:48.950]  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[32:50.550 --> 32:50.890]  [SPEAKER_14]: Oh.
[32:50.890 --> 32:51.010]  [SPEAKER_14]: No.
[32:51.270 --> 32:57.650]  [SPEAKER_03]: It went... it went down... I don't know.
[32:57.930 --> 32:58.390]  [SPEAKER_14]: No, it might.
[32:58.490 --> 32:58.830]  [SPEAKER_14]: It doesn't matter.
[33:01.010 --> 33:01.330]  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
[33:01.870 --> 33:03.230]  [SPEAKER_02]: So, where are your parents from?
[33:03.350 --> 33:04.030]  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, your grandparents?
[33:05.250 --> 33:05.710]  [SPEAKER_14]: Pardon me?
[33:05.930 --> 33:07.990]  [SPEAKER_02]: Where are your grandparents from?
[33:08.810 --> 33:09.470]  [SPEAKER_11]: Your car.
[33:10.010 --> 33:10.810]  [SPEAKER_02]: That's my name.
[33:12.530 --> 33:13.930]  [SPEAKER_11]: So you can have a big party?
[33:14.850 --> 33:15.330]  [SPEAKER_03]: Hello?
[33:15.710 --> 33:15.950]  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
[33:16.150 --> 33:16.770]  [SPEAKER_03]: What is that?
[33:19.030 --> 33:20.050]  [SPEAKER_03]: That wasn't your car?
[33:21.390 --> 33:21.990]  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah.
[33:22.110 --> 33:22.110]  Oh, yeah.
[33:22.190 --> 33:22.310]  [SPEAKER_03]: I know.
[33:22.430 --> 33:22.570]  [SPEAKER_03]: I know.
[33:22.570 --> 33:22.710]  [SPEAKER_03]: I know.
[33:23.410 --> 33:23.810]  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[33:24.290 --> 33:24.690]  [SPEAKER_03]: Whatever.
[33:26.070 --> 33:26.470]  [SPEAKER_03]: Whatever.
[33:29.170 --> 33:29.570]  [SPEAKER_14]: Okay.
[33:29.870 --> 33:32.130]  [SPEAKER_14]: So, um, Alison, do you want me to tell you what I want?
[33:32.950 --> 33:33.350]  Um...
[33:33.350 --> 33:35.070]  [SPEAKER_14]: I know this is, like, really weird, but, um...
[33:35.710 --> 33:37.770]  [SPEAKER_11]: Hey, did you go to the Monsters of Rock concert?
[33:39.550 --> 33:39.950]  [SPEAKER_14]: Alison?
[33:40.270 --> 33:40.530]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[33:42.030 --> 33:44.470]  [SPEAKER_03]: That's what... oh, I call this other girl.
[33:44.730 --> 33:46.030]  [SPEAKER_03]: And the exact same thing happened.
[33:46.130 --> 33:47.690]  [SPEAKER_03]: The operator kept coming on.
[33:49.210 --> 33:50.090]  [SPEAKER_03]: Ignore it.
[33:50.410 --> 33:50.790]  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
[33:53.210 --> 33:55.690]  [SPEAKER_11]: Okay, so, now that we're being ignored...
[33:56.970 --> 33:58.050]  [SPEAKER_14]: It's so weird.
[33:58.450 --> 33:59.610]  [SPEAKER_11]: What do you mean, weird?
[34:00.830 --> 34:01.770]  [SPEAKER_14]: Too bad.
[34:02.450 --> 34:02.850]  [SPEAKER_11]: What?
[34:04.410 --> 34:09.650]  [SPEAKER_14]: The guests were asking for, you know, manicures, because they're going.
[34:09.650 --> 34:10.390]  [SPEAKER_14]: Uh-huh.
[34:10.630 --> 34:14.450]  [SPEAKER_14]: And I said, well, I'm sorry, you know, how about next Sunday?
[34:15.370 --> 34:18.830]  [SPEAKER_14]: But, you know, they didn't go for that too much, so...
[34:18.830 --> 34:19.930]  [SPEAKER_11]: Sounds like a bummer.
[34:20.050 --> 34:20.210]  [SPEAKER_11]: Hello?
[34:20.210 --> 34:26.990]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, I'm listening up, you know, Sean Cobb was supposed to start, and then she offered quit altogether at the video.
[34:27.370 --> 34:27.730]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[34:27.990 --> 34:28.870]  [SPEAKER_14]: Did you hear about that?
[34:29.030 --> 34:30.150]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, I heard all.
[34:30.710 --> 34:31.590]  [SPEAKER_11]: I didn't...
[34:31.850 --> 34:32.750]  [SPEAKER_11]: I didn't hear about it.
[34:32.790 --> 34:33.170]  [SPEAKER_11]: Tell me.
[34:34.410 --> 34:34.750]  [SPEAKER_14]: Hello?
[34:35.090 --> 34:35.370]  Hi.
[34:35.570 --> 34:36.290]  [SPEAKER_14]: I'm still here.
[34:36.370 --> 34:37.050]  [SPEAKER_14]: Can't you hear me?
[34:37.490 --> 34:41.230]  [SPEAKER_14]: I keep hearing a different voice, like, come in every once in a while.
[34:41.830 --> 34:42.590]  [SPEAKER_14]: Can you hear me now?
[34:42.710 --> 34:43.530]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, now I can.
[34:43.670 --> 34:45.430]  [SPEAKER_14]: Who told you about Sean Cobb?
[34:46.190 --> 34:47.970]  [SPEAKER_14]: Well, what do you quote?
[34:48.150 --> 34:54.150]  [SPEAKER_14]: She came in here, and she said to Amita that she was quitting, and then she left, you know, and all this stuff.
[34:54.250 --> 34:54.510]  [SPEAKER_14]: What was this?
[34:55.050 --> 34:56.350]  [SPEAKER_14]: This was last week.
[34:57.910 --> 34:58.370]  [SPEAKER_14]: Wasn't it?
[34:58.450 --> 34:59.790]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, this was last week.
[35:01.290 --> 35:02.830]  [SPEAKER_11]: Last week, or the week before?
[35:04.250 --> 35:06.890]  [SPEAKER_14]: Did you say this in front of just you and her, or other people?
[35:07.090 --> 35:09.690]  [SPEAKER_14]: No, it was just, you know, the three of us that was here.
[35:09.690 --> 35:16.470]  [SPEAKER_14]: And I wasn't really paying all that much attention, because, I don't know, she and I never seemed to hit it off all that, you know.
[35:17.350 --> 35:17.770]  [SPEAKER_14]: Great.
[35:18.090 --> 35:19.790]  [SPEAKER_14]: Just between you and I...
[35:20.530 --> 35:22.050]  [SPEAKER_14]: Just between you and I...
[35:22.050 --> 35:22.310]  [SPEAKER_14]: Uh-huh.
[35:22.870 --> 35:24.510]  [SPEAKER_14]: I think David caught her stealing.
[35:25.210 --> 35:25.690]  [SPEAKER_14]: Really?
[35:26.370 --> 35:26.870]  [SPEAKER_14]: Ooh!
[35:27.590 --> 35:28.490]  I don't know, you know.
[35:29.590 --> 35:33.350]  [SPEAKER_14]: Something happened about movie sales not being...
[35:33.350 --> 35:36.390]  [SPEAKER_14]: David cleared the clean house pretty good in the video.
[35:36.610 --> 35:36.890]  [SPEAKER_14]: Uh-huh.
[35:36.890 --> 35:39.550]  [SPEAKER_11]: So, in other words, she had sticky fingers.
[35:39.910 --> 35:44.010]  [SPEAKER_14]: See, I don't really know, you know, I don't know her as a person or anything.
[35:44.270 --> 35:45.310]  [SPEAKER_14]: I was kind of surprised.
[35:45.670 --> 36:00.290]  [SPEAKER_14]: Okay, but what happened is, we had all these tickets that we found in the trash, and, you know, and then something that she said, and then when she found out that we fired John Carter and another person, and, you know, even though we never came out and said why,
[36:00.450 --> 36:03.990]  [SPEAKER_14]: because we're not allowed, you know, believe it or not, unless we absolutely...
[36:04.890 --> 36:05.330]  [SPEAKER_14]: You're kidding.
[36:06.750 --> 36:07.150]  Okay.
[36:07.150 --> 36:09.870]  [SPEAKER_11]: So, in other words, she's in the five-finger discount business.
[36:11.650 --> 36:12.050]  [SPEAKER_11]: Hello.
[36:12.370 --> 36:12.630]  [SPEAKER_11]: Yes.
[36:13.470 --> 36:15.070]  [SPEAKER_14]: Okay, I don't know why I'm cutting in and out.
[36:15.790 --> 36:16.430]  [SPEAKER_14]: Can you hear me now?
[36:16.590 --> 36:17.630]  [SPEAKER_14]: No, I can, yeah.
[36:17.810 --> 36:18.030]  [SPEAKER_14]: Okay.
[36:18.170 --> 36:20.310]  [SPEAKER_14]: That's terrible, but you can't say why.
[36:21.370 --> 36:23.510]  [SPEAKER_11]: Well, that's terrible that she stole something, too.
[36:24.150 --> 36:28.470]  [SPEAKER_14]: Well, we just thought it was better just to do it this way and just get them out of the pool.
[36:28.690 --> 36:29.690]  [SPEAKER_14]: Oh, yeah, I know what you...
[36:29.690 --> 36:36.730]  [SPEAKER_14]: Well, I think she got, um, because she just up and went all of a sudden, and I mean, she's been with me over two years.
[36:37.570 --> 36:39.230]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yes, well, she had said that.
[36:39.490 --> 36:41.430]  [SPEAKER_14]: I had never had any problems with her or anything.
[36:41.710 --> 36:46.350]  [SPEAKER_14]: So then she started making a lot of, you know, saying that she had something else.
[36:46.490 --> 36:47.030]  [SPEAKER_14]: I don't know.
[36:47.030 --> 36:49.430]  [SPEAKER_14]: So it was all very funny, the way it happened.
[36:49.750 --> 36:51.470]  [SPEAKER_14]: I think she got scared.
[36:52.390 --> 37:00.990]  [SPEAKER_14]: And then afterwards, she was going back and paying on account a lot of things, and, um, just a lot of things sort of added up.
[37:01.350 --> 37:03.310]  [SPEAKER_14]: And so, I mean, I don't have...
[37:04.470 --> 37:06.310]  [SPEAKER_11]: Well, that's what he gets for stealing.
[37:07.070 --> 37:09.070]  [SPEAKER_14]: You don't need people like that.
[37:09.390 --> 37:12.170]  [SPEAKER_14]: But anyway, that...
[37:14.970 --> 37:19.650]  [SPEAKER_14]: She's got to calm herself down and do everything, like, in steps.
[37:19.790 --> 37:24.410]  [SPEAKER_14]: Like, I said to her about the foresight, yet she's not very organized.
[37:24.710 --> 37:30.210]  [SPEAKER_14]: I said, you know, we really should have some sort of inventory book for foresight.
[37:30.430 --> 37:33.290]  [SPEAKER_14]: Whether we make it out of grass, paper, or whatever.
[37:33.730 --> 37:39.870]  [SPEAKER_14]: I said, because this way we're not going to keep ordering nail polishes that are going to sit there in that closet.
[37:40.730 --> 37:42.650]  [SPEAKER_14]: Or lipsticks that will do the same.
[37:43.230 --> 37:45.770]  [SPEAKER_14]: I said, do you want me to get some paper?
[37:46.230 --> 37:46.830]  [SPEAKER_14]: No, no.
[37:46.970 --> 37:48.010]  [SPEAKER_14]: I said, right, I'll get it.
[37:48.170 --> 37:49.450]  [SPEAKER_14]: I'll keep track of it.
[37:49.630 --> 37:52.130]  [SPEAKER_14]: I said, Debbie, I'm not saying you have to do it.
[37:52.230 --> 37:53.570]  [SPEAKER_14]: I'd be glad to do it.
[37:53.690 --> 37:55.490]  [SPEAKER_14]: I said, but I just think...
[37:55.490 --> 37:55.690]  [SPEAKER_14]: Hello?
[37:56.370 --> 37:58.690]  [SPEAKER_14]: I just think it should be done, you know?
[37:59.110 --> 38:01.930]  [SPEAKER_14]: Because otherwise, you can't possibly know.
[38:02.810 --> 38:04.930]  [SPEAKER_14]: You can't keep track of that in your head.
[38:04.930 --> 38:05.670]  [SPEAKER_14]: I'm sorry.
[38:08.550 --> 38:09.730]  [SPEAKER_14]: Oh, I don't know.
[38:10.050 --> 38:13.070]  [SPEAKER_14]: I think it's too upset though, she...
[38:13.070 --> 38:16.610]  [SPEAKER_14]: Well, listen, I'm going to be in the store Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday.
[38:16.870 --> 38:19.050]  [SPEAKER_14]: Why don't you bring your mom in one day if you're out?
[38:20.090 --> 38:22.790]  [SPEAKER_14]: Well, Wednesday and Thursday, we're not even going to be here.
[38:22.970 --> 38:25.190]  [SPEAKER_14]: We're going to be down in Shenandoah Valley.
[38:25.190 --> 38:27.870]  [SPEAKER_14]: But maybe Monday or Tuesday, we will.
[38:29.230 --> 38:29.670]  [SPEAKER_14]: Hello?
[38:30.030 --> 38:31.190]  [SPEAKER_14]: I'd like to meet your mother!
[38:31.270 --> 38:32.350]  [SPEAKER_14]: Oh, I'm sorry!
[38:33.170 --> 38:33.390]  [SPEAKER_14]: Hello?
[38:35.130 --> 38:39.310]  [SPEAKER_14]: Because we keep hearing these noises, and then I hear this mail talking like this.
[38:39.410 --> 38:40.390]  [SPEAKER_14]: Let me ask you something.
[38:40.930 --> 38:42.410]  [SPEAKER_14]: You hear them talking like this?
[38:42.710 --> 38:43.090]  [SPEAKER_14]: What?
[38:44.190 --> 38:44.530]  [SPEAKER_14]: What?
[38:44.530 --> 38:44.650]  [SPEAKER_14]: What?
[38:44.870 --> 38:46.370]  [SPEAKER_14]: How is the hair color stuff?
[38:46.510 --> 38:47.350]  [SPEAKER_14]: The spray and stuff?
[38:47.390 --> 38:50.770]  [SPEAKER_14]: Oh, everybody looks at it, they say it's wonderful, and then they walk out.
[38:51.650 --> 38:53.390]  [SPEAKER_10]: Well, maybe you should lower the price.
[38:53.530 --> 38:53.710]  [SPEAKER_10]: Hello?
[38:53.710 --> 38:55.510]  [SPEAKER_14]: Kids will buy it.
[38:55.830 --> 38:57.150]  [SPEAKER_14]: Oh, I'm sure of it.
[38:57.310 --> 38:57.890]  [SPEAKER_14]: I'm sure.
[38:58.010 --> 38:59.890]  [SPEAKER_14]: Because we have been having requests.
[39:00.150 --> 39:00.230]  Yeah.
[39:00.530 --> 39:00.830]  [SPEAKER_14]: Okay.
[39:02.210 --> 39:04.190]  [SPEAKER_11]: Why don't you have a factory...
[39:04.190 --> 39:04.270]  [SPEAKER_11]: Hello?
[39:04.690 --> 39:04.930]  [SPEAKER_11]: Hello?
[39:05.610 --> 39:08.130]  [SPEAKER_11]: Why don't you have a factory rebate on it so they buy it?
[39:10.110 --> 39:11.070]  [SPEAKER_14]: Oh, God.
[39:11.390 --> 39:12.610]  [SPEAKER_14]: Cynthia, say goodbye.
[39:12.790 --> 39:13.410]  [SPEAKER_14]: Come on.
[39:14.150 --> 39:15.450]  [SPEAKER_14]: Have a nice night now.
[39:15.530 --> 39:15.830]  [SPEAKER_14]: You too, bye.
[39:15.930 --> 39:16.170]  [SPEAKER_14]: Bye.
[39:16.470 --> 39:16.650]  [SPEAKER_14]: Bye.
[39:18.650 --> 39:19.610]  [SPEAKER_14]: Just go out first.
[39:19.710 --> 39:21.090]  [SPEAKER_14]: Kevin's going to go home, probably.
[39:21.270 --> 39:22.130]  [SPEAKER_07]: I don't want to go home.
[39:22.710 --> 39:24.050]  [SPEAKER_14]: Well then, don't go home.
[39:25.090 --> 39:25.930]  [SPEAKER_07]: Who is that?
[39:26.070 --> 39:27.150]  [SPEAKER_14]: Who's listening to our line?
[39:29.010 --> 39:31.510]  [SPEAKER_14]: Someone picked up and just said, Well then, don't go home.
[39:32.530 --> 39:34.350]  [SPEAKER_14]: Someone just picked up onto your phone line.
[39:34.710 --> 39:35.110]  [SPEAKER_14]: Really?
[39:35.290 --> 39:35.570]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[39:39.290 --> 39:41.710]  [SPEAKER_14]: They just picked up and they said, Well then, don't go home.
[39:41.770 --> 39:42.630]  [SPEAKER_14]: I didn't hear it.
[39:43.250 --> 39:43.830]  [SPEAKER_14]: See?
[39:44.070 --> 39:46.590]  [SPEAKER_14]: These phone calls, people can tap in your line.
[39:49.010 --> 39:50.310]  [SPEAKER_14]: Mom, so go home.
[39:51.590 --> 39:52.630]  [SPEAKER_14]: No, don't.
[39:53.050 --> 39:54.230]  [SPEAKER_14]: Did you hear that?
[39:55.190 --> 39:55.910]  [SPEAKER_14]: Who is that?
[39:57.330 --> 39:58.250]  [SPEAKER_14]: Identify yourself.
[39:58.790 --> 39:59.570]  [SPEAKER_11]: The Boogeyman.
[40:00.150 --> 40:02.210]  [SPEAKER_14]: How can you tap into our phone?
[40:07.050 --> 40:09.910]  [SPEAKER_14]: How much Kim makes between 50 and 60?
[40:10.170 --> 40:10.670]  [SPEAKER_14]: Oh really?
[40:11.210 --> 40:12.690]  [SPEAKER_14]: The black girl makes...
[40:12.690 --> 40:13.250]  [SPEAKER_14]: Hello?
[40:13.850 --> 40:15.150]  [SPEAKER_11]: The black girl shouldn't make anything.
[40:15.530 --> 40:16.050]  [SPEAKER_14]: Kimmy?
[40:17.030 --> 40:17.650]  [SPEAKER_14]: Melissa?
[40:17.970 --> 40:18.230]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah?
[40:18.770 --> 40:19.410]  [SPEAKER_14]: What was that?
[40:22.990 --> 40:23.770]  [SPEAKER_14]: Did you hear that?
[40:24.270 --> 40:26.410]  [SPEAKER_12]: Yeah, that was somebody else talking.
[40:27.410 --> 40:28.010]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, who?
[40:28.250 --> 40:29.030]  [SPEAKER_12]: I don't know.
[40:29.210 --> 40:31.650]  [SPEAKER_12]: That must have been somebody's CB coming in or something.
[40:31.930 --> 40:32.650]  [SPEAKER_12]: Don't you think?
[40:33.710 --> 40:34.630]  [SPEAKER_14]: That was wild.
[40:34.730 --> 40:35.450]  [SPEAKER_14]: And he goes like this.
[40:35.510 --> 40:37.450]  [SPEAKER_14]: The black girl shouldn't be making anything.
[40:38.430 --> 40:39.250]  [SPEAKER_14]: What did he say?
[40:39.450 --> 40:41.550]  [SPEAKER_14]: He said the black girl shouldn't be making anything.
[40:42.210 --> 40:43.030]  [SPEAKER_14]: I swear.
[40:43.310 --> 40:43.550]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[40:43.970 --> 40:44.870]  [SPEAKER_14]: That's why I thought it was you.
[40:45.010 --> 40:46.390]  [SPEAKER_14]: David grabbed the phone or something.
[40:46.650 --> 40:46.890]  [SPEAKER_12]: Wow.
[40:47.350 --> 40:50.290]  [SPEAKER_12]: That must have been somebody's CB cutting in.
[40:50.550 --> 40:51.250]  [SPEAKER_12]: Isn't that funny?
[40:52.910 --> 40:54.710]  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, definitely must have been a CB.
[40:56.450 --> 40:57.530]  [SPEAKER_11]: Did you hear him?
[40:57.530 --> 40:58.150]  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah!
[40:58.790 --> 41:00.130]  [SPEAKER_14]: What did he say to you?
[41:00.290 --> 41:03.010]  [SPEAKER_14]: He's listening to our whole conversation, so that's okay.
[41:04.530 --> 41:05.910]  [SPEAKER_11]: Well, I won't repeat anything.
[41:06.090 --> 41:06.530]  [SPEAKER_11]: That's cool.
[41:06.790 --> 41:08.690]  [SPEAKER_14]: And who do you work for?
[41:08.830 --> 41:11.830]  [SPEAKER_14]: Where are you that you can cut in right now?
[41:12.530 --> 41:13.650]  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm at McDonald's.
[41:13.690 --> 41:14.610]  [SPEAKER_00]: I just picked up the phone.
[41:14.930 --> 41:21.610]  [SPEAKER_00]: In a few cases, our prankster was actually able to interact with the people that he was listening in with.
[41:22.010 --> 41:25.490]  [SPEAKER_00]: And some people seemed hostile towards this person.
[41:25.490 --> 41:28.570]  [SPEAKER_00]: Other people actually seemed to welcome this person.
[41:28.970 --> 41:33.730]  [SPEAKER_00]: It's rather interesting when you're talking on a telephone and somebody else suddenly barges in.
[41:34.090 --> 41:35.510]  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, how would you react?
[41:35.770 --> 41:36.770]  [SPEAKER_00]: Would you be upset?
[41:37.030 --> 41:39.290]  [SPEAKER_00]: Would you welcome the intrusion?
[41:39.670 --> 41:42.430]  [SPEAKER_00]: It's rather difficult until it happens to you.
[41:42.630 --> 41:49.630]  [SPEAKER_00]: Let's listen to some people's reactions the very first time they came in contact with this strange person.
[41:55.810 --> 41:56.430]  [SPEAKER_14]: Hello?
[41:56.970 --> 41:57.370]  [SPEAKER_14]: Hi.
[41:57.590 --> 41:58.350]  [SPEAKER_14]: How are you doing?
[41:58.650 --> 41:58.990]  [SPEAKER_14]: What are you doing?
[41:59.670 --> 42:01.250]  [SPEAKER_14]: Uh, nothing special.
[42:01.250 --> 42:02.030]  [SPEAKER_14]: What are you doing?
[42:03.190 --> 42:03.810]  Hello?
[42:04.450 --> 42:04.590]  Hello?
[42:05.070 --> 42:05.390]  Hello?
[42:05.390 --> 42:06.010]  [SPEAKER_14]: What's that?
[42:06.430 --> 42:06.970]  I don't know.
[42:07.810 --> 42:08.970]  [SPEAKER_14]: I just got finished.
[42:09.610 --> 42:12.550]  [SPEAKER_14]: God, you were interviewing him for a long time.
[42:13.030 --> 42:13.850]  [SPEAKER_14]: How come?
[42:14.470 --> 42:16.550]  [SPEAKER_11]: Because they were sodomizing each other.
[42:17.810 --> 42:18.730]  [SPEAKER_14]: Who's that?
[42:19.470 --> 42:19.670]  Huh?
[42:21.250 --> 42:21.810]  [SPEAKER_15]: What?
[42:23.250 --> 42:24.290]  [SPEAKER_14]: Who is...
[42:24.290 --> 42:26.090]  [SPEAKER_14]: Did you hear someone talking?
[42:26.470 --> 42:28.110]  [SPEAKER_10]: Uh, we got cross-talked, probably.
[42:31.130 --> 42:33.170]  [SPEAKER_14]: But did you hear what they said?
[42:33.430 --> 42:34.210]  [SPEAKER_14]: What did they say?
[42:35.930 --> 42:36.990]  [SPEAKER_14]: You didn't hear?
[42:37.290 --> 42:38.150]  [SPEAKER_14]: What did they say?
[42:38.250 --> 42:40.870]  [SPEAKER_14]: Because they were sodomizing each other.
[42:41.450 --> 42:41.930]  [SPEAKER_14]: They what?
[42:46.950 --> 42:50.270]  [SPEAKER_14]: Because they were sodomizing each other.
[42:50.770 --> 42:51.830]  [SPEAKER_14]: Is that what they said?
[42:52.090 --> 42:52.290]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yes.
[42:52.990 --> 42:53.850]  [SPEAKER_14]: That's lovely.
[42:54.150 --> 42:55.870]  [SPEAKER_14]: I don't know what it came from.
[42:56.130 --> 42:57.930]  [SPEAKER_14]: All of a sudden, I had a clear blue sky.
[42:58.410 --> 42:59.170]  [SPEAKER_15]: That's interesting.
[42:59.730 --> 43:01.170]  [SPEAKER_14]: That was really weird.
[43:03.070 --> 43:04.130]  [SPEAKER_15]: What's Lee stealing?
[43:05.170 --> 43:08.050]  [SPEAKER_14]: Uh, she took the dog for a walk.
[43:08.230 --> 43:11.130]  [SPEAKER_11]: Bigger fat, thicker thin, Vaseline will get it in.
[43:12.590 --> 43:13.150]  [SPEAKER_14]: Uh...
[43:13.150 --> 43:13.790]  [SPEAKER_14]: Did you hear that?
[43:14.170 --> 43:14.890]  [SPEAKER_07]: What did they say?
[43:15.170 --> 43:16.450]  [SPEAKER_14]: Oh my God!
[43:17.070 --> 43:17.830]  [SPEAKER_14]: What did they say?
[43:20.450 --> 43:22.190]  [SPEAKER_14]: You are not gonna...
[43:22.190 --> 43:23.530]  [SPEAKER_14]: You're not gonna believe this.
[43:23.630 --> 43:24.050]  [SPEAKER_15]: What did they say?
[43:24.530 --> 43:28.090]  [SPEAKER_14]: Fat or thin, Vaseline will get it in.
[43:30.150 --> 43:32.250]  [SPEAKER_15]: Fat or thin, Vaseline will get it in.
[43:34.690 --> 43:35.170]  Uh...
[43:35.170 --> 43:35.770]  [SPEAKER_15]: Uh...
[43:35.770 --> 43:36.690]  [SPEAKER_15]: Well, you don't have to spend the night.
[43:36.770 --> 43:37.790]  [SPEAKER_14]: You can take a nice ride.
[43:37.870 --> 43:38.630]  [SPEAKER_14]: That's a long one.
[43:40.130 --> 43:40.610]  Uh...
[43:40.610 --> 43:41.410]  [SPEAKER_14]: What are you burping?
[43:41.530 --> 43:41.810]  [SPEAKER_14]: Beer?
[43:42.490 --> 43:43.350]  [SPEAKER_14]: Who is that?
[43:44.070 --> 43:44.430]  [SPEAKER_14]: Nothing.
[43:45.130 --> 43:45.750]  [SPEAKER_14]: Who belts?
[43:46.310 --> 43:46.710]  [SPEAKER_14]: Who belts?
[43:47.810 --> 43:48.550]  [SPEAKER_14]: Who belts?
[43:49.290 --> 43:50.750]  [SPEAKER_15]: You're not a belts, boy.
[43:51.530 --> 43:52.150]  [SPEAKER_14]: Who's that?
[43:52.390 --> 43:52.950]  [SPEAKER_14]: Who's this?
[43:55.790 --> 43:56.270]  [SPEAKER_14]: No!
[43:58.310 --> 43:58.790]  [SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
[43:59.190 --> 43:59.970]  [SPEAKER_15]: Who is that, Woody?
[44:00.070 --> 44:00.270]  [SPEAKER_14]: David.
[44:00.270 --> 44:00.350]  David.
[44:00.690 --> 44:01.130]  [SPEAKER_15]: Yeah.
[44:01.570 --> 44:02.170]  [SPEAKER_15]: What's that?
[44:03.050 --> 44:04.290]  [SPEAKER_15]: Woody, you on a mobile phone?
[44:04.490 --> 44:04.750]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[44:05.390 --> 44:07.150]  [SPEAKER_15]: What are you doing in Woody's car?
[44:07.750 --> 44:08.350]  [SPEAKER_15]: Oh, he...
[44:08.350 --> 44:09.350]  [SPEAKER_15]: This is Woody now.
[44:09.750 --> 44:10.050]  [SPEAKER_14]: He's...
[44:10.050 --> 44:11.250]  [SPEAKER_14]: What's he doing in your car?
[44:11.490 --> 44:12.510]  [SPEAKER_14]: Putting the case up.
[44:13.230 --> 44:13.530]  [SPEAKER_14]: Oh.
[44:14.570 --> 44:15.050]  [SPEAKER_11]: Yo, man.
[44:15.110 --> 44:15.950]  [SPEAKER_11]: He stole the car.
[44:16.230 --> 44:17.250]  [SPEAKER_11]: Who is that, Woody?
[44:17.570 --> 44:18.250]  [SPEAKER_15]: I don't know.
[44:18.350 --> 44:19.590]  [SPEAKER_15]: Who keeps cutting in on us?
[44:19.710 --> 44:20.190]  [SPEAKER_15]: I don't know.
[44:21.390 --> 44:21.830]  [SPEAKER_16]: Murder.
[44:22.770 --> 44:23.830]  [SPEAKER_16]: One thing's for sure.
[44:24.190 --> 44:24.410]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[44:24.670 --> 44:26.050]  [SPEAKER_14]: You don't sound like he's from Alabama.
[44:26.530 --> 44:26.730]  [SPEAKER_14]: No.
[44:28.170 --> 44:28.890]  [SPEAKER_11]: Yo, man.
[44:28.890 --> 44:29.510]  [SPEAKER_11]: I'll be...
[44:29.510 --> 44:31.150]  [SPEAKER_11]: I'll be from Southeast.
[44:32.790 --> 44:33.270]  [SPEAKER_14]: Southeast.
[44:35.170 --> 44:36.130]  [SPEAKER_14]: Who is that?
[44:36.870 --> 44:38.890]  [SPEAKER_16]: What do you got, an extension in your car?
[44:38.970 --> 44:39.350]  [SPEAKER_16]: No.
[44:40.130 --> 44:41.290]  [SPEAKER_16]: Should've keep cutting in.
[44:41.810 --> 44:44.050]  [SPEAKER_16]: He's obviously looking to our conversation.
[44:44.290 --> 44:44.530]  [SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[44:45.530 --> 44:46.530]  [SPEAKER_16]: Alright, I gotta go.
[44:46.650 --> 44:49.150]  [SPEAKER_16]: What would he say if we knew we were a cocaine dealer?
[44:49.470 --> 44:49.710]  [SPEAKER_16]: Yeah.
[44:50.330 --> 44:54.030]  [SPEAKER_11]: Well, as a matter of fact, I'd be a cocaine dealer too, so you must be the competition.
[44:54.030 --> 44:56.170]  [SPEAKER_16]: I'd be a cocaine dealer too.
[44:57.310 --> 44:57.670]  [SPEAKER_14]: Huh?
[44:59.770 --> 45:02.450]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, but I don't really want it.
[45:02.550 --> 45:02.610]  [SPEAKER_14]: I know.
[45:02.610 --> 45:09.070]  [SPEAKER_14]: And I told her a couple years ago, she said, well, if we sell the helper, you're gonna want us to pay you all that money that you, them taxes you pay and stuff.
[45:09.070 --> 45:10.490]  [SPEAKER_14]: And I said, no, not really.
[45:10.950 --> 45:14.870]  [SPEAKER_14]: But if she keeps going, she better stop f***ing with me.
[45:16.230 --> 45:17.330]  [SPEAKER_14]: It's not Brian.
[45:18.050 --> 45:18.430]  [SPEAKER_14]: No.
[45:18.770 --> 45:18.990]  [SPEAKER_14]: Oh.
[45:19.450 --> 45:20.490]  [SPEAKER_14]: You sound like a man.
[45:20.790 --> 45:21.930]  [SPEAKER_14]: She better quit messing with me.
[45:22.010 --> 45:22.850]  [SPEAKER_14]: That's what I'm saying.
[45:23.370 --> 45:24.530]  [SPEAKER_11]: Well, you better quit cussing.
[45:24.550 --> 45:25.670]  [SPEAKER_11]: That's not nice for a lady.
[45:25.910 --> 45:26.570]  [SPEAKER_14]: Who's this?
[45:26.630 --> 45:28.470]  [SPEAKER_14]: Shut up, Doug, and get off the phone.
[45:28.610 --> 45:29.230]  [SPEAKER_14]: Who is this?
[45:29.390 --> 45:29.750]  [SPEAKER_14]: Doug.
[45:30.090 --> 45:30.450]  [SPEAKER_14]: Doug?
[45:31.190 --> 45:32.550]  [SPEAKER_14]: Oh, well, excuse me.
[45:32.550 --> 45:34.050]  [SPEAKER_14]: This is a personal matter.
[45:34.190 --> 45:35.570]  [SPEAKER_14]: In any way, you shouldn't be listening.
[45:36.810 --> 45:37.150]  [SPEAKER_14]: Who?
[45:37.630 --> 45:38.570]  [SPEAKER_14]: Is that him?
[45:38.570 --> 45:39.730]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, Doug, look.
[45:39.890 --> 45:40.850]  [SPEAKER_14]: I didn't pay many...
[45:40.850 --> 45:41.450]  [SPEAKER_14]: What did you get?
[45:41.630 --> 45:42.650]  [SPEAKER_14]: If he had your work.
[45:42.830 --> 45:43.670]  [SPEAKER_14]: If he had your job.
[45:44.070 --> 45:45.030]  [SPEAKER_14]: No, it's Doug.
[45:45.470 --> 45:46.250]  [SPEAKER_14]: Doug who?
[45:48.170 --> 45:49.070]  [SPEAKER_14]: Doug who?
[45:49.710 --> 45:51.750]  [SPEAKER_14]: It sounded like Doug on the phone.
[45:52.310 --> 45:52.710]  [SPEAKER_14]: Doug?
[45:53.170 --> 45:53.510]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[45:53.630 --> 45:54.870]  [SPEAKER_14]: My ex-husband, Doug.
[45:55.130 --> 45:55.290]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah.
[45:55.530 --> 45:57.270]  [SPEAKER_14]: He didn't sound like it to me.
[45:57.490 --> 45:58.890]  [SPEAKER_14]: Well, it could be...
[45:59.610 --> 46:01.990]  [SPEAKER_14]: Who is that dancing in the phone?
[46:02.270 --> 46:04.790]  [SPEAKER_14]: Okay, we've obviously bled into someone else's...
[46:04.790 --> 46:07.590]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, we must be on in somebody's party line.
[46:08.470 --> 46:09.770]  [SPEAKER_11]: Doug is out to get you.
[46:10.470 --> 46:10.830]  [SPEAKER_14]: Uh...
[46:10.830 --> 46:14.350]  [SPEAKER_14]: Quit belching in our telephone conversation, pig.
[46:14.710 --> 46:15.810]  [SPEAKER_14]: Whoever you are.
[46:16.150 --> 46:16.810]  [SPEAKER_14]: Well, anyway...
[46:16.810 --> 46:17.590]  [SPEAKER_14]: What's that...
[46:18.130 --> 46:19.330]  [SPEAKER_11]: Hey, excuse me.
[46:19.390 --> 46:20.950]  [SPEAKER_11]: I just drank a six-pack of Budweiser.
[46:21.050 --> 46:21.750]  [SPEAKER_11]: I can't help it.
[46:22.130 --> 46:24.470]  [SPEAKER_14]: Well, I don't care what kind of Budweiser you were drinking.
[46:24.490 --> 46:25.790]  [SPEAKER_14]: You don't have to burp in our ear.
[46:25.890 --> 46:26.990]  [SPEAKER_14]: And get off of our...
[46:26.990 --> 46:27.930]  [SPEAKER_14]: Out of our conversation.
[46:28.390 --> 46:30.070]  [SPEAKER_11]: Hey, at least I don't drink malt liquor.
[46:30.070 --> 46:31.670]  [SPEAKER_14]: I don't drink malt liquor.
[46:32.410 --> 46:33.670]  [SPEAKER_14]: Who is he?
[46:34.270 --> 46:35.650]  [SPEAKER_14]: Are you in your car fine?
[46:35.650 --> 46:36.710]  [SPEAKER_14]: Yeah, that's why...
[46:36.710 --> 46:37.390]  [SPEAKER_14]: Oh...
[46:38.350 --> 46:42.410]  [SPEAKER_14]: This is not rap wine, where everybody just joins in.
[46:42.550 --> 46:43.190]  [SPEAKER_14]: I'll call you when I get home.
[46:43.490 --> 46:44.330]  [SPEAKER_14]: All right, I'll be out.
[46:44.490 --> 46:47.570]  [SPEAKER_14]: Call me tomorrow and, Doug, mind your own business and quit drinking.
[46:47.570 --> 46:47.650]  [SPEAKER_14]: Okay.
[46:48.210 --> 46:48.490]  I can't wait.



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