or leave a message at 212-209-2800. Again, that's 212-209-2800. And you're listening to radio station WBAI in New York. It's 7 o'clock on a Tuesday... Wednesday. Time once again for Off The Hook. And this is the music that you hear when you somehow forget to bring in the theme for Off The Hook. It's just something that happened to be lying around. Sorry, we seem to have misplaced it, but it'll be back again next week, we promise. We also seem to have misplaced a number of people. I think they misplaced themselves. It being holiday and all that kind of thing, a lot of people have taken off for more pleasant areas, I guess. So we have a skeleton crew here tonight, but hopefully we have all of our listeners still in attendance. Emmanuel Goldstein here with you for this edition of Off The Hook. Bernie S. joining me from down there in Philadelphia. Good evening and happy Thanksgiving. Same to you. And Jim is over on the other side of the studio there. Happy Thanksgiving to all. And Redbird is here. Happy Thanksgiving. And that's it. That's everybody. That's everyone that we have here. So we have a lot of material, a lot of things to discuss and debate and go over. How are things down by you, Bernie? It's a rainy evening, but there seems to be a lot of goodwill in the air. People wishing each other a happy Thanksgiving. And just a lot of people are thinking about what they should be thankful for. And it's kind of hard these days to think about what one should be thankful for. But you just have to try harder. Yeah, I didn't notice that kind of cooperation at all. People seem to be kind of cranky up here in Surly and that kind of thing. Well, this is the city of brotherly love. Yeah, yeah. Well, what's up with the exploding cell phones? I'm hearing about this everywhere. Phones exploding in people's hands, and that's going to make you cranky, all right? That would ruin my day, I'll tell you. Well, I think what it is is a lot of people are, as more and more cell phones are sold, people are turning to cheaper third-party cell phone batteries, which are typically kind of substandard. And these lithium batteries, lithium-ion batteries, have a tendency to change chemically and cause an electrical short internally, which then generates lots of heat, which has nowhere to go but bang, because these are sealed metal, tiny sealed metal canisters. So down in Spring, Texas, a fourth grader, his cell phone blew up in his hand. Fourth graders have cell phones? Believe it or not. What in God's name is going on? What does a fourth grader need a cell phone for? Well, his mother said that he really needs a cell phone, but he's been afraid to go near the thing. Fourth grader, really? What, he's like eight years old, he really needs a cell phone? Well, I think parents want to give them to their kids just to keep track of them, maybe, especially now that these location services are available from some carriers where you can actually find out where your cell phone is. But, you know, Bernie, for centuries, for millennia, in fact, parents have been able to keep track of their kids without the help of electronics. I agree. I just think it's a microcosm of what's going on in society, where we need to be tracked everywhere we go. I mean, you know, I was eight years old once, and I had no trouble getting around without having, you know, pagers and cell phones and, you know, all kinds of GPS devices. Life was easier. Life was easier, you know, you could hear your mother calling. Yeah, it was simpler back then. But we know what that led to, though. What did it lead to? You're here now. This period of craziness is what it led to. But anyway, if people want to avoid the exploding cell phone syndrome, it would be a wise idea to purchase a battery made by the manufacturer of your cell phone, not a third-party battery, because some of the cheaper Chinese ones tend to have this problem. But what if you have a Chinese phone, a cheap Chinese phone? Well, that's a good point. They are probably all on the cheaper, what I mean is the cheaper Chinese third-party batteries, like the batteries that are made by a company other than the manufacturer's cell phone. But Kyocera, one of the biggest cell phone companies, they've recalled thousands of phones. And they make a lot of popular phones. My girlfriend has a Kyocera cell phone. But it hasn't been recalled as far as I know. Okay. Well, in other advances in humanity, as I turn the TV off, hunters, you hear about this? Hunters soon, I can tell you, may be able to sit at their computers and blast away at animals on a Texas ranch via the Internet. That's a prospect that has state wildlife officials up in arms. No pun intended, I hope. A controversial website, www.live-shot.com, already offers target practice with a .22 caliber rifle and could soon let hunters shoot at deer, antelope, and wild pigs, according to site creator John Underwood. The idea, and this is the best part, the idea came last year while viewing another website on which cameras posted in the wild are used to snap photos of animals. We were looking at a beautiful white-tailed buck, and my friend said, if you just had a gun for that. Oh, America, you got to love it. A little light bulb went off in my head, the inventor said. So this guy's going to offer animal hunting as soon as he gets a fast Internet connection. That's the only thing holding him up right now, apparently, because he has a remote ranch, and I guess he's got to get DSL or something out there, and he needs a fast connection to enable hunters to aim the rifle quickly at passing animals. He said an attendant, this is also interesting, would retrieve shot animals for the shooters. I assume they'll deactivate the gun at that point when the attendant goes out to get them, and then they could have the heads preserved by a taxidermist. They could also have the meat processed and shipped home or donated to animal orphanages. Animal orphanages? I'm not even going to touch that last part, but this whole thing about hunting is for sportsmen. Doesn't this kind of take all the sportsmanship out of it? You're sitting at home on your fat ass, punching buttons and shooting animals states away, and then having the meat sent to you in boxes? How many of us have visited webcams before? This is the same sort of thing. This is a gun cam. So pretty soon you'll be finding guns on the Internet that you can just start blazing away at. And I'll bet somebody is going to figure out a way to turn a webcam into a gun cam and blast away some unsuspecting human beings remotely. That's going to happen. That could cause the Secret Service a real big enforcement hassle. It really could. Think about it. If you actually use this against humans in some way, traffic cameras or news cameras, there's all kinds of things you could probably do with this technology. The guy who had this idea, unfortunately, he hasn't thought this through. He's saying he's waiting for a high-speed connection. He really shouldn't, because with a bad connection, the odds of them actually hitting an animal go down. So consequently, he has more animals, more targets. People will be frustrated and continue to shoot, continue to pay for their ability to shoot at these animals. I think people will just wait for the wild pigs to go to sleep, and then they'll start shooting them. But, you know, just think about this. There's going to be some kind of a machine somewhere in the middle of the forest that just is shooting randomly, based on some chucklehead someplace pressing buttons. Well, imagine that you're lost in the woods, and this device is left on. It's going to be, I'm sure, a private preserve. The gun will have degrees of restriction. So somebody will be trespassing, and they'll be lost, and they'll get shot by somebody in a different country because of it. Well, in that case, if you get shot while trespassing, that's fine by me. That's fine by you. This guy in Texas has a 330-acre private ranch, and that's where he set this thing up. But, you know, it's going to catch on like wildfire down in Texas and other places like that, and there are going to be more of these. And you know what else, Bernie? As long as I'm thinking about this really for the first time ever, why not set these things up in schools? Okay? No, I'm serious. That way, if a school shooting starts taking place, you can take out the shooters without having to send cops in to risk their lives. And maybe have them in Burger Kings and, you know, drive-ins and all kinds of things like that. Hell, have them on street corners. If you see somebody that, you know, is a wanted terrorist or you see a gang fight starting, you just open fire. Maybe you give a little buzzer warning first. I'm sure law enforcement would want that, you know, to be able to spread their enforcement power. Sort of like RoboCop. You know, a few years ago, maybe 20 years ago, it would have been just as unbelievable to think of all the cameras that are around spying on us now. So, I don't know, gun enforcement from remote, that definitely has possibilities. All right, enough about that. You know, briefly, though, this reminds me a lot of these remote-controlled guns and bombs that the CIA has been using to assassinate suspected Al-Qaeda members. In Afghanistan, they had that remote-controlled airplane that they controlled from, you know, probably hundreds or thousands of miles away to, like, zoom in and drop a bomb on these people. So it's really like virtual killing. Even a class project in some high school in Montana where they let the kids press the buttons to fire the bombs. Terrific. No, it's just something I made up. But you could believe that. You really could. You believed that, didn't you? No, to the point where this is plausible now. This day and age, anything's possible. I mean, you know, look at how the news has gone in the last few weeks. We have videos of U.S. Marines inside mosques killing unarmed people and cursing. One Marine, one mosque, one person. On film, Jim, on film. One Marine, one mosque, one wounded insurgent. Hold on a second. Did you see all the bodies that were lying in that mosque? More than one body. The other people are allegedly alive. Certainly more. No, they were dead. No, the other people in the Marine shooting where he's up against the wall and the NBC guy has the film of it. The other two are alive, according to all the reports. No, no, no. Why was the guy saying he's faking being dead then? That one guy was faking being dead. Right, and everybody else was... He killed the guy because he didn't think he should be alive. Now, everybody else could be alive. No, he killed the guy because other insurgents had faked being dead and had activated booby traps or pulled the guns. I don't want to spend too much time on this, but if you look at the video, what are the other people doing who are lying on the ground not moving? Are they pretending to be dead? The video is of poor quality. I don't know about that. I read an interview... It's of perfect quality. No, it's not like any TV movie. It's shot by an NBC cameraman. I've read interviews with the NBC cameraman. He said the other guys were clearly alive, not faking being dead. The one in the corner, he was too far away to be sure, but it looked like the Marine was right. He was faking being dead. It doesn't even make sense. It does. But this is something that we are not equipped to even discuss with the limited information we have at this moment. Well, I don't need much information to see what I see on video of some guy shooting an unarmed person. I really don't want to spend a lot of time on this. I'm making a point, though, that we've come a long way in 20 years where we're actually inside mosques killing unarmed people and using profanity, too, which is something that's very offensive inside a mosque. Well, at least that last bit I know is sarcasm. No, I mean, it really is offensive. You're shocked at Marines using profanity. Yeah, well, again, I don't want to spend very much time on this. I'm just saying that we are living in a society that would have been undreamed of 20 years ago. So I can only imagine. I'll bet, and I'm serious about this, I'll bet these automatic remote-controlled guns will be set up on streets where curfews are being enforced. Anybody who steps out onto the street after a curfew, maybe in Fallujah, maybe they'll set them up there, gets shot, all right? They broke the law. They should have known it was coming. It's not so far off, is it? Well, that I agree. It's not so far off. All right. Let's go to something a little bit less dangerous. Amtrak. Amtrak conductors have begun random checks of passengers' IDs as a precaution against terrorist attacks. The onboard checks, which started at the beginning of November, are part of a broader program to improve security, according to Amtrak. It's a ticket verification program, which is not intended to determine a person's identity, but to make sure the person who's traveling with the ticket is the person whose name is on the ticket. So I guess if you say you're Daffy Duck or something, as long as you buy the ticket under that name and have some sort of ID that says that you're that person, they just have to match. These checks have not resulted in any arrests, according to Amtrak. They're also requiring passengers to show identification when buying a ticket at ticket counters and to tag all luggage with the owner's address. Of course, if you buy a ticket from a machine, you just have to put in your credit card. So if you have a fake name on a credit card, as I do, and I get in trouble for this so many times at borders, you just have to have that name on your ticket and have a credit card that matches that name. That simple. But, Emanuel, at the kiosks I found, at the Amtrak ticket kiosks where you're dealing with a machine, you can type in any name you want to appear on that ticket. Really? I've done it. You can type it? I guess if you're buying tickets with somebody else, I guess you could do that. I was half-tempted a couple of years ago when I was in New York to type in Osama bin Laden on my ticket, but then I thought twice, and maybe it wouldn't be a good idea. I would have done it. I started typing the O, and I was like, you know what, I'm going to change that and spell my real name. I bet if you actually type that, an alarm goes off someplace inside that computer system. It would be interesting to find out. Well, you know, what you could always do, at no risk to yourself, is you could print out the ticket and simply not use it and then claim to have found it and turn it in as proof that Osama was planning to go somewhere via Amtrak. Yeah, and you bought a... his ticket was purchased with your credit card. Well, you just hope they don't probe that deeply. I think they might. Remember who we're dealing with here. Entities like the TSA and their ilk. Do you think this is really going to improve security on the trains? Of course not. I don't understand. Of course not. It's not improving security in the airplanes or, you know, airports or trains or anywhere. No, it's not. The biggest train tragedy that was caused by terrorists were the things in... we were at Barcelona in Spain recently, and, you know, these people left bombs there and then got off the train for the most part. They weren't on the train with them. So I don't see how having an ID with your ticket is going to change that from happening. Well, they lose the luxury of anonymity, I guess, if they do want to blow themselves up, which, you know, in the end you find out who they were anyway. So it's baffling to me. We got a number of pieces of email concerning people upset at being searched on airplanes, or not on airplanes, but in airports. This particular letter, this is a great title, the TSA took my email away. I love it. I have a TSA experience for you. I was traveling home from Ohio and left my check-in luggage with the TSA. It's hand inspected since they don't have the equipment at a small airport like this. While visiting, during my stay, I printed email and received certain personal information. I put the personal information in a separate envelope and together with the email put it on the outside pocket of my check-in luggage. When I unpacked, neither the email nor the envelope were there. What else could it be except that the inspector had taken it and failed to replace the email and envelope in the outside pocket of the check-in. Very scary. Signed, Holly. Another piece of email here. I love the show. Listen online. I had a nightmare trying to enter that fair city of yours at election time. My girlfriend and I recently visited the fine city of New York, October 30th through November 8th. At this end in Manchester in the United Kingdom, the security was minimal to say the least. Brief metal detector and we were away. On the plane, we were handed our white customs form and green visa waiver form. Being security conscious, I was concerned about filling this in, but hey, if I want to enter the U.S., this is the norm, right? Upon arrival at the U.S. in Newark, we were penned into long barricaded lines and forced to wait on an available U.S. customs officer to process us. We arrived at the desk and the lady asked for our completed forms. We then had our photos taken and our index finger on each hand printed. Lo and behold, my new machine readable passport would not machine read. This must have raised suspicion as we were scrutinized by the lady on the desk. I asked why all this was necessary, why it was necessary twice, and the lady just blindly ignored me like I was speaking a foreign language. Well, you were, you're from England. We proceeded through customs to collect our bags. After this, we were met by another set of security checks. Keep in mind, this is after you arrive in the country. You're not going to blow up a plane at this point. My boarding card must have flagged suspicion at this point as we were grilled by security staff. After 24 hours of being awake and 18 hours of traveling, we were split up and searched by more staff with rubber gloves, which basically, when tired, is annoying and uncomfortable considering I had a latex outfit in my bag for the Halloween parade and some back issues of 2600 for reading on the plane. They rummaged through all our belongings, asking strange, cross-examining questions, and these are always good. You should always keep track of the questions that you're asked because sometimes they're real doozies. How do you know each other was one of them. How much money exactly are you each carrying? And even, if you're a university student, how are you funding this trip? Next, our bags were left alone. Our shoes were searched and I was even asked to remove my belt and roll down the waistband of my trousers. After about 10 more minutes of this treatment, our bags, still open and losing their contents, were placed on the floor and we were allowed to go. My trousers were falling down, I had no shoes on and my bag was everywhere. This was highly embarrassing and not the nicest welcome to the United States, especially since they're our allies. If this is the treatment we got, and some more Brits who were split up and taken to interview rooms, I feel so sorry for anyone of Asian or Eastern origin. This was a complete joke and was very intrusive. I am now on record in the US, which I don't like. Signed, Jod's Class. Thanks very much for writing in with that little nightmare story. But it's not so unusual, is it? Sadly, no. All right. And there is this story that was in several news agencies over the past couple of days. Actually, this came out yesterday. Let's go read a little bit of it. But it really brings home some of what's going on out there. Shocked by what she perceived as far too intimate a security check, Melanie Higley burst into tears. First, the wand was placed too aggressively between her legs. Then the airport screener at Dallas-Fort Worth International groped her, she said. Hysterical, she protested that she was being abused. The screener's response? She was just doing her job. Higley was then ordered to take off her tennis shoes, which she did, and she threw them at the screener. I was sweating. I was crying. I was a mess, said Higley of Jupiter. Let me perhaps explain. Jupiter, Florida? Jupiter is in Florida. I know people from Jupiter. And also from Jupiter, Florida. We call them Jovians, in fact. She was heading to Palm Beach International with her family that September day. I've never been touched like that before by another woman. Scores of women and some men say they have suffered similar humiliation during a pat-down standard procedure since September 22nd. Since September 22nd? In secondary screenings at airport checkpoints. Was there another incident in September 22nd? Or did they just start a new policy this year? Tell you in a minute. Keep going. Do you know, Bernie? I don't know. As far as I know, they've been doing this for a while. Yeah, I don't know about September 22nd. Anyway, maybe that's September 11th, and it's just a typo. Many protest that it is an unnecessary invasion of privacy. The security process is going too far. People should be outraged, fuming, doing something to change this, said Rhonda Gainier, a New York attorney, who said she was given a breast exam while flying out of Tampa in October. It's like we have no rights anymore. The Transportation Security Administration, TSA, said the procedure is crucial to security. Less than a month earlier, two Russian airliners exploded, and authorities think two women hit explosives under their clothing. The TSA requires female screeners pat down women, male screeners check men. The back of the hand must be used on breasts, genitals, and buttocks, and passengers can request it be done out of public view. Now I remember when I went to California. I mentioned this, in fact. The guy was saying to me, I'm using the back of my hand. Like, I couldn't see that for myself, but apparently he has to notify people that he's using the back of his hand, because that somehow makes it a whole lot better. About 10-15% of passengers are selected for secondary screenings, chosen for a number of reasons. Now this is interesting, because they're actually reporting what we mentioned last week. The airlines are required to randomly select a certain number of passengers for close room inspection. The carrier will stamp the code SSSS on the ticket of a passenger selected for this process. Passengers who wear loose clothing are more apt to receive a pat down, as are travelers who set off metal detector alarms or exhibit suspicious behavior, such as protesting when asked to take off their shoes. So do that, and you're even more of a suspect. The thing that gets me, though, is I had S's printed on my boarding pass both times, both there and on the way back. So that doesn't seem very random to me. All right. Most passengers understand the TSA must balance passenger privacy against the threat of terrorism, but that's according to the TSA. That's their perspective there. There may be a few instances where screeners took the procedure a little too far, they say, but the screeners are still adjusting to this new process as well. No consolation, though, to Higley, an American Airlines flight attendant. Yeah, she's a flight attendant who on September 29th was returning from vacation in Lake Tahoe with her husband and two-year-old son one week after the tougher rules went into effect. I guess it did go into effect this year. She was four months pregnant. It was her 39th birthday, and the family had to catch a connecting flight in Dallas. A screener asked Higley to step aside for a pat-down and an additional check with the wand. She put that thing in between my legs like you wouldn't believe, Higley said. It was very offensive. Higley, who was not wearing any metal, said the wand beeped as it passed over the small of her back. She grabbed my rear end in an offensive way. I spun around and said, don't touch me again. I was really starting to get offended. Just the same, Higley said, the screener reached over and cupped my right breast. At this point, I'm starting to shake. I'm starting to cry. I'm going to hit you. Her husband, an airline pilot, tried to join her in her protest, but he could only look on because he wasn't allowed near where she was being searched. You know, I got mixed feelings about this because in a way, I think everybody should go through this. Everybody should go through the same humiliation. Airline pilots, stewardesses, elected officials, old people, young people, black people, white people, everybody. Everybody should be subjected to the exact same treatment because, you know, a well-dressed terrorist is going to walk past the screeners who think the only kind of terrorist is wearing loose clothing or has long hair. So, if you really think that this is a valid method of finding a terrorist, then by all means, subject the 85-year-old nun to the same treatment that you would to the Arab-looking guy. You know, I mean, is that not fair? It makes sense to me. Jim, you look aghast. This is, you know, I'm thinking, you know, how can I reconcile, although I can. I can hold opposite ideas in my head quite easily. I can hold opposite ideas in my head quite easily. But I was going to say, how can I reconcile being a Republican with the thought that, you know, if I saw this sort of thing to, you know, someone I was with, I would probably assault and kill the screener. You would kill the screener. Okay. Well, you'd definitely be checked out. I tend to go too far too easily. Yeah. Yeah. I've noticed. But, you know, I guess the person you're traveling with would appreciate the concern. Oh, boy. Well, you know, it's not all limited to the United States. We always say that. Britain's Tony Blair put tackling crime and terrorism at the heart of his re-election bid on Tuesday, drawing accusations of scaremongering among those, like those leveled at his ally, U.S. President George W. Bush. Outlining legislative plans for the next parliamentary session, expected to be curtailed by a vote in May, which is going to be a very interesting vote, the Prime Minister unveiled measures to keep Britain's streets safer for the next parliamentary session. The Prime Minister unveiled measures to keep Britain's streets safer and protect the country from terror attacks. The Queen Elizabeth has gotten involved in this. My government recognizes that we live in a time of global uncertainty with an increased threat from international terrorism and organized crime, said Queen Elizabeth as she read Blair's proposals to Parliament in an elaborate ceremony. Get this, the government plans to introduce identification cards, yes, identification cards for everybody in England, and set up a British version of the FBI, which will be known, and I'm not kidding here, the Serious Organized Crime Agency. Serious Organized Crime Agency. And that spells out Soca! It's a rude, it's a rude, rude, rude, rude, it's a rude, it's a rude, rude, it's a strike, attacking about all night. Sorry, I just wanted an excuse to play Soca music, to play Soca music, but the thing is, you know, they could make this a lot more fun for everybody. You have this playing in the background, you know, whenever an investigation is going on, it just becomes a more festive atmosphere. Huh? Who can object to being searched or questioned or having your privacy invaded when you have this festive carnival atmosphere? Well, maybe a few. Anyway, so yeah, Soca, the Serious Organized Crime Agency, that's a good start with those letters, but... I have a little more on that. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, I have a quote, am I on? I have a quote from Blair. With terrorism, illegal immigration, and organized crime operating with so much greater sophistication, identity cards, in my judgment, are long overdue. Now, I want to point out a couple of things. First, 52 years ago, 1952, Great Britain gave up on national identity cards. Right after World War II, I mean, they realized what's bad about identity cards, and they gave it up. But no, they're back. But Jim, how did they realize it? How did they realize that it was bad? I don't know. I wish I knew. I would imagine the people had something to say about it. And when the people speak up and say something, you know, the government has to listen. Look what's happening in Ukraine right now. You have a similar situation to what happened in the United States, albeit, you know, a little bit different, but you had a situation where exit polls showed something different than the actual official results. Here we go. Well, you know, I'm not saying that we have the same kind of voter fraud. We do have voter fraud. It definitely exists. My point is, though, that people tend to care more. They tend to get out on the streets and get a little more involved. And it's because of that that it's being taken more seriously. In this country, we just say, yeah, whatever. We'll have Bush for another four years. We're not going to really focus on the suspicious things. Well, back to British identity cards. There have been some protesters who brandished a rubber stamp in the form of a supermarket barcode calling the government's plans for a database where, quote, the moral equivalent of barcoding the entire population. And one of the things I find scary about this British proposal is that they are going to accompany the national ID card with a national database, which will include names, addresses, and biometrics, including computerized fingerprint records. Well, I'm surprised that only a few people are speaking out against this. I suspect that's going to change. And I think, you know, the people of England, they respect privacy and they respect the right to vote, and they respect privacy enough to not let this happen. And if they do let it happen, they've got nobody to blame but themselves. I have a couple stories about tracking. Well, tell us one. Maybe if we're good, we'll listen to another one. Oh, all right. All right. The one that bothered me most was about this thing that seems to be sweeping schools in Texas. They're issuing all these students a little RFID, radio frequency identification card, that they pass over a reader and a computer and they send it to the school and they get a notification from a reader in their school bus when they get on and when they get off. A reader at the door of their schoolhouse when they go in and when they go out. Readers within the school when they go to gym, when they go to lunch, when they go to their lockers. So this is supposedly to ensure that they don't get kidnapped. It can also ensure that they're supposed to, you know, that they're in the places they're supposed to be in. Possibly. How many kidnappings have occurred in this school district you're talking about? As far as I can tell, there have been none mentioned in this article. And that's proof that it works. Yes. Well, even though that it's full of glitches and it can't tell where people are and even though it's only been instituted for a couple of months. I think that, you know, kids are probably smart enough to get around this system too. Figure out ways to... Yeah, they've talked about loaning them from one kid to another. Mm-hmm. They've mentioned that they also take attendance with this and there are kids who have not attended school all year who are getting straight A's. Yeah, and, you know, just because someone swipes a card does not mean that that's the actual person. That's why you need the cameras and eventually the guns. Well, you know, repeat offenders just simply do not listen to reason. All right. We have a bunch of letters, as always. Our email address, oth at 2600.com. We're going to look at a couple of them. And we'll be taking phone calls 212-209-2900. By the way, we're back on Wall Street this week. Thanks to everybody who helped us out last week when we were over at Sirius, which was quite an adventure. We all moved up there to Midtown. And the station has been bobbing around Manhattan, or actually around the whole tri-state area. Well, New York metropolitan area, anyway. We were in Brooklyn for a while. We were uptown. We were in Midtown. And now we're back here on Wall Street. The whole problem was caused by some kind of fire underground and it took Verizon many, many, many days to restore the phone service that we needed to get to the transmitter. So we had to use our ingenuity. And that's one thing people at the A.I. have. So thanks, everybody, for making that possible. And it really was an adventure seeing how Sirius actually looks. I mean, boy, hundreds of radio stations. Not really radio stations, kind of like music boxes that are just programming different channels. And we were sort of one of them, even though we weren't on their particular system. It was an eye-opener. Anyway, hey there, guys. Do you have any pictures of Iraqi payphones for the magazine? I'm currently stationed at Al-Basra International Airport, which has one payphone. It's also the only one I've seen in Iraq since I've been here, signed Will. Well, Will, by all means, send it in. We'd like to see an Iraqi payphone. And I assume it's an Iraqi payphone and not simply a payphone that was planted there by the United States. I wouldn't wander around too much looking for payphones, though. It's probably pretty dangerous to do that. But if you see a picture and you won't get into too much trouble taking a picture of it, please do so and send it to us. You can either send it to us digitally or send it to us via U.S. mail. We'll give out the address in just a little bit. 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