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               Outbreak Magazine Issue #7 - Article 11 of 16
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Cordless Beige Box
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By snadman 

Purpose
Have you ever been beiging off of cans and all of a sudden, well you see someone
and you don't have a grey box with you? Well, if you had a cordless Beige Box, 
then there wouldn't be a reason to worry in the first place, because you'd be up 
in the bushes on the side of someone's house while you're beiging off of a can 
right by the street! The cordless Beige Box gets around the problems of being seen.
Only time you have to worry about being seen is when you're unscrewing the security 
bolts on the can and hooking your beige up, and then when you're going to leave 
that area and have to take off your beige. Through creating this, though, there 
were a few minor difficulties which were overcome through use of what we already had. 

Materials
Cordless Phone (Base and Handset)
2 ft. Phone Cord
1x 9 volt
1x 7.2v Rechargeable Battery (from remote control cars)
^^^NOTE:Prolly want to buy a nice $20 trickle charger^^^
4x Small Gator Clips


Base/Charger Schematic
CLIP=gator clip
BASE= the base? lol
RB= 7.2v rechargeable battery
RBPlug= 7.2v rechargeable battery plug MB= magnet buzzer
R= Red line
G= Green line
+= + line
-= - line
||= Power Plug on Base []= Modular Plug on Base _= antenna *= Clip connection point 

BASEBASE_________________________
BASEBASE
BASEBASE||+++++++++++++CLIP*RBPlug++++RBRBRBRB
BASEBASE||-------------CLIP*RBPlug----RBRBRBRB
BASEBASE
BASEBASE[]RRRRRRRRRRRRRCLIP*terminal
BASEBASE[]GGGGGGGGGGGGGCLIP*terminal
BASEBASE


Step By Step
OK, now the schematic is tough so you may need this. First, with your phone cord, 
leave one end with the modular plug still attatched, but strip the other end. Now 
strip the Red and Green wires inside, which will be the center two if not colored
or if there are only two that's them. Solder on the clips to the two stripped Red 
and Green wires. Electric Tape/shrink-wrap to insulate them. Now, your *old* 
(hopefully) cordless phone base should have a little power supply for power which 
goes to a power plug thingy in the wall. Well, unplug the power supply from the 
wall first (dumbass alert if you didn't do this) and cut the power supply's wires. 
Now that it's cut, the end that doesn't plug into the wall is the one you want. 
It should be a little circle on the end that plugs into the base of your phone. 
Strip these wires so the wiring is exposed. Solder on some alligator clips. Now, 
please please do this...electric tape/shrink-wrap the alligator clips so they never 
touch. They will be close together later on and if they touch, not only will it 
drain your batteries but it will that to glow, ruin your clips, and also start some 
plastic on fire (which does not smell good!). Now, plug the circle part into the 
base of the phone, no lights come up as there is no power to the base yet. Now, 
with a charged 7.2v Rechargeable Battery, position the alligator clips so that 
they are clipped onto the metal pegs inside the plug on the battery. If it doesn't 
turn on, well then you have them mixed up (pos and neg) so switch which clips are 
clipped ot which pegs. There are only two clips and two pins so there are only two 
ways to do it, should work on way or the either. Somehow mark on the wire that ash 
the clips that goes to the base which is negative and which is poisitive for 
convenience. 

Next...
Now your base has power and the phone cord is ready to be hooked up to the terminals 
in the can, but what if all of a sudden your cordless handset dies...do you want to 
waste battery power as well as time to charge that bitch up? No! So do what I did, 
get a bunch of cheap 9 volts. Here's how to do that...

Handset Setup
This isn't too tough. Take your *old* cordless battery for that phone. It should plug 
into the handset through its own plug which isn't a normal one. Cut the wires from the 
irregular plug to the battery as close to the battery as you can and strip the wires. 
Now, take a 9v battery plug(thing with two silver circle to clip the 9v into with red 
and black wires coming out of it) and twists red to red, black to black. It's simple 
dude. Here are some pictures of mine. Of course, I never go out Beige Boxing and I don't 
support people doing that, this is just a bunch of rambling information.

Disclaimer #1
This Is Meant for Educational Purposes Only, and is not meant To Be Directly Related To 
Illegal Conduct Such As Beige-Boxing. I Also Do Not Take Responsibility for People Who 
Use This Document In an Illegal sense... 

Disclaimer #2
Anyone Who Alters This Text will be Sentenced To Hell, Or Better Yet, Afghanistan... 

Greetz:
Hmmm...everyone in #mymeat and #outbreakzine...
