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Session Start: Thu Oct 10 16:20:58 2002
[16:21] <Lexic0n> so you're an emo kid?
[16:21] <emo_kid> what ever could have given you that impression?
[16:21] <Lexic0n> no fucking clue
[16:21] <Lexic0n> i was thinking and thinking
[16:22] <Lexic0n> and i seriously couldn't think of why i wanted to ask you that question
[16:22] <emo_kid> ooh, thinking is never good
[16:22] <Lexic0n> but it just came to me
[16:22] <Lexic0n> kinda like jesus
[16:22] <Lexic0n> does jesus come to you little one?
[16:22] <emo_kid> yes, every day
[16:22] <emo_kid> benji is my jesus *nods*
[16:22] <Lexic0n> benji's good
[16:22] <Lexic0n> he's good
[16:22] <Lexic0n> for shizzle
[16:23] <Lexic0n> what about nancy drew
[16:23] <Lexic0n> you getting enough reading in?
[16:23] * emo_kid shudders at the usage of ebonic-like language
[16:23] <emo_kid> you know it
[16:23] <Lexic0n> hey
[16:23] <Lexic0n> don't diss ebonics
[16:23] <Lexic0n> without it you wouldn't have your stupid emo music
[16:23] <Lexic0n> remember that
[16:23] <emo_kid> *gasp*
[16:23] <emo_kid> i'll ignore that.
[16:24] <emo_kid> quite uncalled for if i do say so myself..
[16:24] <Lexic0n> you really should stop trying to sound so goddamn brilliant
[16:25] <Lexic0n> we all know you're not
[16:25] <emo_kid> ha
[16:25] <Lexic0n> you're just another kid trying to fit in
[16:25] <Lexic0n> so tell me
[16:25] <Lexic0n> do you have a penis or a vagina
[16:25] <emo_kid> fit in where? on irc? riiiight.. i care about what dumbass computer nerds think of me
[16:25] <Lexic0n> apparently you must, after alll
[16:25] <Lexic0n> you are here
[16:25] <Lexic0n> :)
[16:26] <emo_kid> ..and so are you
[16:26] <Lexic0n> i'm always here
[16:26] <Lexic0n> i cry when they hate me
[16:26] <emo_kid> well that's a sad thing to admit, but ok.
[16:26] <Lexic0n> i'm so emo
[16:26] <Lexic0n> penis or vagina 
[16:26] <emo_kid> woo.. vagina all the way.
[16:27] <Lexic0n> i was thinking
[16:27] <Lexic0n> maybe i could come over and finger you 
[16:27] <Lexic0n> we could make out
[16:27] <Lexic0n> and listen to the promise ring
[16:27] <emo_kid> or.. you know.. you could fuck off
[16:28] <Lexic0n> but i love you
[16:28] <Lexic0n> i want to pass you the box of tissues
[16:28] <Lexic0n> and write you poems
[16:28] <Lexic0n> and kiss your sweet pussy
[16:28] <emo_kid> *blinks* that's alright, you have fun with that stick up your ass, bye bye
[16:28] <Lexic0n> wait
[16:28] <Lexic0n> i love you
[16:28] <Lexic0n> honey
[16:28] <Lexic0n> don't leave me again
[16:28] <Lexic0n> i'm so sick of this
[16:29] <Lexic0n> I'LL GIVE YOU BACK YOUR GET UP KIDS CD
[16:29] <Lexic0n> I SWEAR
[16:29] <emo_kid> if you're going to make fun of the music, why are you in the channel?
[16:29] <Lexic0n> i just wanna make love to you underneath the stars
[16:29] <Lexic0n> fuck the music
[16:30] <Lexic0n> the music means nothing
[16:30] <Lexic0n> i'll burn my guitar
[16:30] <Lexic0n> i love you baby
[16:30] <emo_kid> damn.. someone has issues. shoo, fag, don't bother me.
[16:30] <Lexic0n> i love you
[16:30] <Lexic0n> i just want to caress your sweet tits
[16:30] <Lexic0n> and lick your little pink nipples
[16:30] <Lexic0n> come on
[16:30] <Lexic0n> baby
[16:32] <Lexic0n> baby please don't leave me
[16:35] <Lexic0n> FINE YOU WHORE
[16:35] <Lexic0n> GO WITH ROSCOE
[16:35] <Lexic0n> GO WITH HIM
[16:35] <Lexic0n> I HATE YOU
[16:35] <Lexic0n> I HATE YOU BITCH
[16:36] <emo_kid> roscoe gives me what i need, sorry hon.
[16:36] <Lexic0n> YOU WHORE
[16:36] <Lexic0n> YOU DIRTY ROTTEN WHORE
[16:36] <Lexic0n> you will die
[16:36] <Lexic0n> i will kill myself
[16:36] <emo_kid> that's me
[16:36] <Lexic0n> on your front lawn
[16:36] <emo_kid> can't wait
[16:37] <Lexic0n> you said you loved me
[16:37] <Lexic0n> you said you'd never leave me
[16:37] <Lexic0n> my baby cakes
[16:37] <Lexic0n> why do you lie to me
[16:37] <emo_kid> yea well.. that's what alcohol does to you i suppose.
[16:37] <Lexic0n> stop drinking honey
[16:37] <Lexic0n> come home
[16:38] <emo_kid> nah.. i'll be just fine in the trailor park with roscoe.. he treats me good, unlike you, filthy bastard.
[16:39] <Lexic0n> but with my 9 inch penis can't you look past the fact we have to dumpster dive baby?
[16:39] <Lexic0n> i fucked you so good
[16:39] <Lexic0n> so very good
[16:39] <emo_kid> true..
[16:39] <Lexic0n> and i loved you
[16:39] <emo_kid> alright, to hell with roscoe.
[16:39] <Lexic0n> roscoe just can't do that like me
[16:39] <Lexic0n> i love you baby
[16:39] <Lexic0n> don't leave me again
[16:40] <emo_kid> hm you know, i wasn't trying to act 'so damn brilliant' earlier.. dry humor and sarcasm obviously aren't to your liking
[16:41] <Lexic0n> as long as you don't leave me again baby
[16:41] <Lexic0n> you can sarcasm and dry humor all you want
[16:41] <Lexic0n> i'll take it like you take my 9 inches of hot throbbing man meat
[16:42] <emo_kid> hm and how old are you?
[16:48] <Lexic0n> 18 honey
[16:48] <Lexic0n> you knew that
Session Close: Thu Oct 10 17:37:57 2002

