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              Outbreak Magazine Issue #11 - Article 2 of 18
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Pac Man Ninja
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By: kleptic <kleptic@grex.org>
http://www.kleptic.tk
AIM: kl3ptic

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Some kid messaged me on AIM wanting me to harass this kid.. 
he gave me his phone number and everything. So I went to work.

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kl3ptic: Blaine.. my man. 
 
kl3ptic: whats going down?

KoNkReTeEleMeNt: who is this

kl3ptic: Nick you silly bastard

kl3ptic: heh

kl3ptic: whats up?

KoNkReTeEleMeNt: well then why did u im me on the other name

kl3ptic: cause im an elite ninja.. why else?

kl3ptic: dont be a dipshit blaine.   

kl3ptic: say

kl3ptic: we getting together this weekend?

kl3ptic: to party like a mother fucker?

KoNkReTeEleMeNt: who is this 

kl3ptic: i just told you .. did you get your head beat in as a 4 year old?

kl3ptic: its fucking Nick

kl3ptic: mullet and all dude

KoNkReTeEleMeNt: nick who 

kl3ptic: what do you mean nick who?

kl3ptic: quit being a dick

kl3ptic: hey, i got pac man arcade classic dude

kl3ptic: you in?

kl3ptic: its the shit

kl3ptic: not that fucking mrs. pac man bull

kl3ptic: all out PAC MAN

kl3ptic: you down with this shit?

KoNkReTeEleMeNt: nick that hangs out with andrew

kl3ptic: c'mon Blaine.. don't be a pansy ass.

kl3ptic: Pac Man Blaine

kl3ptic: Pac to the mother fucking Man

KoNkReTeEleMeNt: u quit fucking with me yo 

KoNkReTeEleMeNt: who to the mother fuck is this

kl3ptic: DUDE.  I'm not fucking with you..  

kl3ptic: Are you scared of my pac man ninja skills Blaine?

kl3ptic: You think you can take me in Pac Man?

kl3ptic: Oh OH! I think not my friend!

KoNkReTeEleMeNt: dude get a life

kl3ptic: hey dude.  If you're scared. That's cool.

kl3ptic: I mean, i would be scared too.. if i had to take on the fucking PAC MAN NINJA!

kl3ptic: damn straight

KoNkReTeEleMeNt: oh oh im not scared

kl3ptic: right ;-)

kl3ptic: you're pissing your little cammo panties

kl3ptic: c'mon blaine..  lets pac man this shit up

kl3ptic: lets do this old school

KoNkReTeEleMeNt: yo fuck u kid

kl3ptic: like willy from the wizard!

kl3ptic: yeah!

kl3ptic: hey man.  you a little scared?

kl3ptic: little yellow stripe down your pac man wussy back?

kl3ptic: thats cool

kl3ptic: Fear my Pac Man ninja skills

kl3ptic: cause when those Ghosts come up

kl3ptic: i fucking chomp those bitches

kl3ptic: left and right

kl3ptic: fear 

KoNkReTeEleMeNt: ok then tell me the last name

kl3ptic: lowwer or how ever you spell it

kl3ptic: bizatch

KoNkReTeEleMeNt: no urs bitch 

kl3ptic: You don't need my name.  You just address me as "Pac Man Ninja"

kl3ptic: oh yes. 

kl3ptic: I'll Ninja spike your ass back to pac man land bizatch!

kl3ptic: make you shit your little cammo panties

KoNkReTeEleMeNt: yo if this is brian ill strait fuck u up bitch

kl3ptic: brian?

kl3ptic: this is Nick you little Mrs. Pac Man pansy

KoNkReTeEleMeNt: yo who ever it is dont let me cacth ur bitch ass

kl3ptic: you wont be able to.

kl3ptic: cause im a freaking ninja

kl3ptic: pac man style

kl3ptic: just when you think you're alone.. . BAM..  ninja spike to the back of the skull

kl3ptic: drop kick your nuts.. make you piss your camo panties

KoNkReTeEleMeNt: ok peace u want to talk some shit here is my number call me now bitch 789 8203

kl3ptic: i already got it

kl3ptic: and i will call ;-)



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After I posted his number on my website, I guess he now gets
a shit load of calls a day. And I heard one story about how
Blaine got grounded because someone socialed his parents into
thinking that he was an "AOL Hax0r." If you hit this kid, let
me know what you did to him, and how he reacted.

if you want to harass him:

Blaine Lowwer
410-789-8203
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