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              Outbreak Magazine Issue #11 - Article 16 of 18
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PRINGLES: Sour Cream & Onion.             
by: rambox


yo, this is rambo. today we are discussing PRINGLES. Sour Cream & Onion, 
Like a Motha fucka.
what first comes to mind when thinking about these k-radical chips? awesome? 
kickass? Gnarly?
I went deep into the bowels of the internet.. to ask the people what they 
think about these chips

My feelings on these pringles are simple, They simply kick your ass. 
equipped with a TR0N sized buttload of flavour. That's a whole lotta 
Flavour.


ramb0x: how do you feel about sour cream & onion pringles?
Erythr0xylum: haha
Erythr0xylum: dunno
ramb0x: thats a very undecsive answer, you should have said something like, 
they haul my grandmothers ass!

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ramb0x: how do you feel about sour cream & onion pringles?
kl3ptic: if i had an afro.. the gerbils living in them.. would be rocking.

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ramb0x: how do you feel about sour cream & onion pringles?
duk0r: I think they kick ass
ramb0x: hell yes
duk0r: word
ramb0x: anymore thoughts on these wonderful chips?
duk0r: just pringles?
ramb0x: yes
duk0r: Bar-B-Q ones kick ass also
ramb0x: aw shit buddy, im getting all excited thinkin about them
duk0r: yeah well I just hope that im not getting you off

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ramb0x:  how do you feel about sour cream & onion pringles?
kuban kt: i like em
ramb0x: thats it? they don't make your camo panties wet?
kuban kt: iunno..not particularly..unless they're loaded with sour cream and 
onion
ramb0x: well they shall be loaded indeed!

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ramb0x: how do you feel about sour cream & onion pringles?
justuspost: good shit
ramb0x: damn right.

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ramb0x: how do you feel about sour cream & onion pringles?
DigitalDamagee: MMM
DigitalDamagee: sounds like good shit

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ramb0x:  how do you feel about sour cream & onion pringles?
f0ned: haah
f0ned: umm
f0ned: theyer not bad
ramb0x: not bad?!?! it's a orgy of flavours in your mouth my fraind.


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ramb0x: how do you feel about sour cream & onion pringles?
PLZ DIE THX: good
ramb0x: i'm going to need more input
PLZ DIE THX: yummy

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ramb0x: how do you feel about sour cream & onion pringles?
z0zJenz0z: they're yummy?
ramb0x: you can do better than that

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ramb0x (1:57:09 PM): sour cream and onion pringles.. GO
dropc0de (2:07:56 PM): *crunchcrunchcrumble*


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i took it to #2600 on dalnet..

[1:37!04p] <rambox> how do you feel about sour cream & onion pringles?
[1:37!37p] <pneumonia> i like to rub them on my sphincter
[1:38!28p] <rambox> im speechless

[1:30!13p] <rambox> how do you feel about sour cream & onion pringles?
[1:30!35p] <|iquid> I feel the creater of them should be hung by his 
testicles
[1:31!39p] <rambox> well that's not a pretty picture
[1:31!59p] <|iquid> it would make me laugh lots though

[1:30!10p] <rambox> how do you feel about sour cream & onion pringles?
[1:30!29p] <Optx> they're good
[1:31!06p] <rambox> care to say more about these elite pringles?
[1:31!41p] <Optx> all pringles are yum
[1:31!55p] <rambox> you're a gentleman and a scholar, thank you for your 
time
[1:32!10p] <rambox> and if you care to take your aggressions out on a 
pringles hater, /msg |iquid
[1:33:14]  <Optx> <Optx> YOU PRINGLES HATING FAG
[1:33!19p] <Optx> <|iquid> I don't hate all pringles
[1:33!20p] <Optx> <|iquid> just sour cream & onion
[1:33!20p] <Optx> <Optx> ok
[1:33!20p] <Optx> <|iquid> get your facts straight
[1:33!33p] <rambox> perhaps we should castrate him?
[1:34!01p] <Optx> he doesn't hate all prinlges though
[1:34!13p] <rambox> yeah but still..

[1:37!34p] <rambox> how do you feel about sour cream & onion pringles?
[1:39!28p] * You were kicked from #2600 by fire-eyes (fed)

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[1:46!03p] <rambox> skunx, how do you feel about sour cream & onion 
pringles?
[1:47!21p] <skunx> the pringles can is about as big as my monster cock
[1:47!21p] <skunx> focktard
[1:47!49p] <Optx> you mean those 3 inch little travel cans?
[1:47!53p] <XariusX> lubejockey
[1:48!05p] <skunx> oh hell no.. those double packs..
[1:48!08p] <skunx> put those 2 together
[1:48!14p] <skunx> and you got my monster cock
[1:48!17p] <skunx> you fockenheimer

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[1:26!47p] <rambox> how do you feel about sour cream & onion pringles?
[1:27!16p] <FMGV> they should burn in hell
[1:27!26p] <rambox> what?!?!
[1:27!49p] <rambox> you shall be tortured in hell by martha stewarts sexual 
wiles for eternity my fraind

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[1:29!19p] <rambox> how do you feel about sour cream & onion pringles?
[1:30!20p] <TaKTiX> sounds nasty
[1:30!20p] <TaKTiX> ;/
[1:30!47p] <rambox> you AND fmgv will burn, and be sexually molested by star 
jones and barbara streissand
[1:36!48p] <TaKTiX> lol



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and there you have it folks.. some people don't like sour cream & onion 
pringles, most do.
as for the people who don't, i'm thinkin they very well could be robots from 
planet Xalactagon.
with that said i'm going to go get some pringles.


rambox@spasm.org
rambox on @#mymeat @#outbreakzine
server: DALnet
aim: ramb0x

