Bohemian Hacksody

Is this real life?
Is this just security?
Caught some packets
Call IR, this shit's a travesty

Open your eyes, Management has no alibis see
I'm just a poor analyst, I have some apathy
Because this network is easy come, easy go,
The SOC is high, its a shit-show
Anyway this breach goes doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama, just killed a threat
Took a look at that process' threads,
ripped the cable out the wall, the connection is now dead

Mama, OOOOHHH
Didn't mean to make the team lead cry, If I'm not back this time tomorrow,
Work from home! Work from home, just watch this shit scatter

Too late, C-level has come,
send shivers down my spine,
fuckers just gonna waste more time,
reports in hand, but they won't read a line
Goodbye, everybody, self-reports gonna blow
Management's gonna leave you all behind in a golden parachute

MAMAAAAAAA , OOOOOOOOHHH (anyway this breach blows)
I just wanna cry,
I sometimes wish this business had never been born at all.

I see a little silhoetto of a CAN SCARAMOUCHE SCARAMOUCHE STUNT HACKED A DODGE DURANGO
ROOTKITS VIA THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTING,
CYBERS VERY VERY FRIGHTNING
(GALILEO) GALILEO
(GALILEO) GALILEO
GALILEO RCS
Magnifico

I'm just infosec, nobody loves me.
You're just infosec, creating your own agony
Spare me from this apathy

Easy come, easy go, will you let my exfil go?
BISMALLAH NO, WE WILL NOT LET YOUR EXFIL GO (LET IT GO)
BISMALLAH NO, WE WILL NOT LET YOUR DOX GO (LET IT GO)
BISMALLAH NO, WE WILL NOT LET YOUR LEWT GO (LET IT GO)
WILL NOT LET EXFIL GO (LET IT GO)
NEVER, NEVER LET IT GO
NEVER LET IT GO, OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Oh mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let the DOX go.)
Beelzebub has a jumpbox put aside for me, for me, for me

So you think you can pwn me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can tell them you fixed it and lie?
oh, baby, Can't do this with me, baby
Just getting the fuck out, just gotta get right outta here.

(Oh, yeah, oh yeah)

Infosec really matters,
anyone can see,
No security really matters,
Nothing really matters in the compliance policy

anyway, this breach blows