MCI Security Breach Letter

Why do these letters always look so sloppily written?

In addition to their inability to spell "commercial," MCI doesn't seem to be able to make our new code work.  When we called to find out why, the friendly representative told us that "effective immediately" means 5 to 7 days in most cases.  In addition to providing long-distance alternatives, MCI now provides logic alternatives.

Meanwhile, U.S. Sprint still hasn't gotten around to taking away that $1200 outstanding balance that someone racked up on our account.  "Just ignore it," they keep saying.  That ought to be their corporate slogan.

On our last conversation, they told us that we actually had a $12,000 bill a few months ago which they never sent us since it seemed unusual.  And so it goes.