L.A. Law

These computer messages were taken from the Los Angeles Police Department over the past couple of years.  Every police car has a computer terminal and messages can be sent between the car and the dispatcher.  Here we can see professionals in action.

I almost got me a Mexican last nite but he dropped the dam gun to quick, lots of wit. Did U arrest the 85yr old lady of just beat her up. We just slapped her aroud a bit...she's getting m/t right now. A full moon and a full gun make for a night of fun. We're huntin wabbits. Actually, muslim wabbits. Capture him, beat him and treat him like dirt. I hope there is enough units to set up a pow-wow around the susp so he can get a good spanking and nobody c it. Sounds like monkey slapping time. Did you really break his arm. Along with other misc parts. Okay people... pls... don't transfer me any orientals... I had two already I would love to drive down to Slauson with a flame thrower... we would have a barbeque