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wOODY^dRN: I've made a internal keygen for l0phtcrack<br>
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ZmileY: hehe<br>
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wOODY^dRN: and for winzip v8.0 too :)<br>
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ZmileY: hmm...<br>
ZmileY: so lame so u don't have to laugh...<br>
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ZmileY: how do I make a "patch" permanent?<br>
ZmileY: when I change a jump in softice for example<br>
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wOODY^dRN: heh and you call me lame ;)<br>
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Dawai> lol<br>
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[.. Here is a transcript of a laughably ironic cybersex. 

Thanks to _y for submitting it, but I have to admit: 

I really don't wanna know where he got it from :) ..]<br>
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ViperJon69: oh yeah feels good<br>
ViperJon69: cum bursts out of my dick into your mouth<br>
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CountesRsh: would this be a good time to tell you i'm a transvestite?<br>
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ViperJon69: you're kidding right?<br>
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CountesRsh: not at all<br>
CountesRsh: but the sex was great, i stroked my dick the whole time<br>
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[.. this log took place in #Canada ..]<br>

Pete_X: hey, is this the american channel?<br>

Craz1: ermm<br>
Craz1: why the fuck would #Canada be an American Channel?<br>
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Pete_X: aint it just a suburb of la?<br>
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_Sushi_: ye i know how stupid jus is he is so weird that his nrain hurst'z ;)<br>
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Carpathia: omg<br>
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j_st_r__s: if that made any sense...i might have been offended<br>
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NeuRaL_N: the strange thing of that dream<br>
NeuRaL_N: is that i saw an assembly listing describing a status quo...<br>
NeuRaL_N: this friend of mine was actually ARGUING WITH ME IN ASSEMBLY<br>
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[Kwai_Lo]: damn i never get dreams like this<br>
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[CoSH]: i got a ticket to see cradle of filth on dec 8th ;)<br>
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pRoK_: maybe you could get them to piss on you [cosh]<br>
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[CoSH]: pRoK_: yeah maybe...<br>
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Dtemplar: where to get information about how to host a crack page ?<br>
Dtemplar: where should i get such a info ?<br>
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_y: piss.off.net<br>
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Dtemplar: i'll try<br>
Dtemplar: cannot access to the page<br>
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_y: hmmm<br>
_y: try<br>
_y: youannoyme.cjb.net<br>
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Dtemplar: doesn't exist that page<br>
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_y: hmmm<br>
_y: the last one i can think of is http://gullible.ur<br>
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_y: it's in uruguay<br>
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Dtemplar: can't locate the server<br>
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VisionZ: zigy : how r u doin'<br>
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zigy: fine thnkz, SCHOLL FUCKN SUKZ<br>
zigy: school<br>
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VisionZ: University SUX too<br>
VisionZ: but an advantage of University is: if u dont wanna do something u
do it later (but u gotta do next year than) :)<br>
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zigy: heh,<br>
zigy: at our school we can goto porny sites :)<br>
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fgh: sombody please send me hiew 5.66<br>
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T0RNAD0: HIEW 6.10 is out fgh!<br>
T0RNAD0: why do you want 5.66<br>
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fgh: i prefer that<br>
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T0RNAD0: WHY?<br>
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fgh: i like mah<br>
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Carpathia: give up tornado :)<br>
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fgh: fuck you assooles!!<br>
fgh: fuck off man!!<br>
fgh: shit channel<br>
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*** mEX-b0NE sets mode: +o Carpathia<br>
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fgh: fucking ops!<br>
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*** Carpathia sets mode: +b fgh!*gg@202.188.113.97<br>
*** fgh was kicked by mEX-kILLA (banned)<br>
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*** Crac0z (hackem-up@lon-c45-041-vty3.as.wcom.net) has joined #cracking4newbies<br>
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Crac0z: op me<br>
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Carpathia: haha<br>
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blah---: heh<br>
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*** Crac0z has quit IRC ((h)ackem-up script!(v1.2) by `Ates..! Download it from
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ALI-AB: shud there be a www. befor the quantico.cjb.net ???<br>
ALI-AB: or is it an ftp site ???<br>
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Carpathia: no, just quantico.cjb.net<br>
Carpathia: web site<br>
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ALI-AB: it sez<br>
ALI-AB:      Problem Report <br>
ALI-AB:        HTTP 503 occurred while attempting to retrieve the URL: <br>
ALI-AB:        'http://quantico.cjb.net/'.<br>
ALI-AB:      Solutions<br>
ALI-AB:        The server is busy<br>
ALI-AB:        Try again, later<br>
ALI-AB: u c<br>
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Carpathia: well. maybe the server is busy, try again later <br>
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ALI-AB: ow ok<br>
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FRoZeN_FL: was that aimed at me ?<br>
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Carpa7hia: what ?<br>
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FRoZeN_FL: you saying 'oh my god'<br>
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[.. hopefully this will shut up all those lamers who nag me saying I never
out the leet on the lamer logs. Sorry _y, but you had to be the demonstrate
(cheers to ghiri) :D ]<br>
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_y: ghiri<br>
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Ghiri: hi<br>
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_y: the radium codec is a complete 100% fucking fake<br>
_y: I downloaded the thing<br>
_y: used the bloated, huge installer<br>
_y: and all it installs is a fucking picture and a .txt<br>
_y: no exe or anything<br>
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Ghiri: _y: take a look at the codecs in control panel ;)<br>
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_rekcah: hehehe<br>
_rekcah: lamerlogs! :PP<br>
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Ghiri: lol<br>
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_y: ghiri, and where might that be?<br>
_y: (codecs, not control panel)<br>
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Ghiri: multimedia<br>
Ghiri: advanced tab<br>
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_y: ...... yes, now where?<br>
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Ghiri: audio compression codecs<br>
Ghiri: and don't pretend it's not there ;)<br>
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_y: heh<br>
_y: it's there<br>
_y: hmmm<br>
_y: alright<br>
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Carpathia: hmm... <br>
Carpathia: are you cracking the same program as the one the tutorial is
talking about<br>
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MAS84: no<br>
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Carpathia: LOL<br>
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MAS84: but if i was, the tut helps<br>
MAS84: but if i crack a program thats not in the tut<br>
MAS84: its a lot harder<br>
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Carpathia: erm, i think you'll find that the exact method of each serial
protection will differ !<br>
Carpathia: so you need to learn how to crack the app that the tut is
talking about. You think cracking is something you can pick up in an hour ?<br>
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MAS84: stop using cracking<br>
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Carpathia: wtf ?<br>
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MAS84: i have been in 8 cracking groups<br>
MAS84: thats all i ever do<br>
MAS84: i just dont make keygens <br>
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xccc: what is softice? <br>
xccc: what is asm?<br>
xccc: is it related to cracking?<br>
xccc: what is web browser?<br>
xccc: I want to learn how to crack encrypted program, can someone tell me?<br>
xccc: I WANT TO CRACK DONGLE!!!<br>
xccc: what is a packets? <br>
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Customer: "I'm running Windows '95."<br>
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Tech: "Yes."<br>
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Customer: "My computer isn't working now."<br>
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Tech: "Yes, you said that."<br>
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iNNU3NDo> pup, i need you!!!!<br>
iNNU3NDo> some weird things with yer serv<br>
iNNU3NDo> hey<br>
iNNU3NDo> hallo<br>
iNNU3NDo> whhiaaa<br>
iNNU3NDo> donnald duck<br>
iNNU3NDo> today had to be the day<br>
iNNU3NDo> answer me!<br>
iNNU3NDo> grrrr<br>
iNNU3NDo> it's "urgent"<br>
iNNU3NDo> wiiii<br>
iNNU3NDo> waaaaa<br>
iNNU3NDo> wuuuuu<br>
iNNU3NDo> wooooo<br>
iNNU3NDo> weeeeee<br>
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<b>And the lamer award goes out to the fucking moron Jarguage for saying Shut
up to me :) heheh .... yer that's right, you don't have to say more to
get in this mag ... aint it a bitch ? :)</b><br>
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That's all for now ;)<br>
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