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Get ready to rock the planet.

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Get ready.

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Digital Dogpong presents Binary Revolution Radio.

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Now launch the base.

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Get ready to rock the planet.

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Now go planet.

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Now go system.

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Now go system.

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Now go system.

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Now go system.

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Get ready to hack the planet.

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Hack the planet.

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Hack the system.

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Hack us unite.

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Get ready.

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When I tell you we just hacked out Jones and NASDAQ, leave you flat on your back, cause I am he who loves to hack and crack, cause I am he who loves to hack and crack.

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This is dedicated to the hackers and crack.

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Good evening, good evening ladies and gentlemen, hackers and crackers, freaks and geeks.

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You are listening to Binary Revolution Radio episode 20, originally aired on November 18th, Tuesday in 2003.

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And that's the first time I think I've ever opened the show by actually stating the date, the original air date.

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So we're breaking new ground today, but when it comes to guest hosts, we're breaking old ground.

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We're bringing back one of our favorite guests and longtime co-host of Radio Freak America, the one and only Bland Inquisitor.

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I'm here. I'm here. I'm queer. Deal with it.

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You know, you set me up with outtakes like that. I mean, I gotta save that for a clip show or like that little gag I played on Duel that one time.

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Oh, yeah, about the old protein shot.

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Yeah, I might have to just save that one and, um, matter of fact, I might just go out in the street and record some other good stuff to go along with it.

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Yeah. Anyway, as we said, this is Binary Revolution Radio episode 20 and we do have an action-packed show today.

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We really do. We got a lot of stuff to hit this week.

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Um, first of all, I think I'm going to go ahead and bring up our distributed.net team.

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We have been around, I think, 20, 21 strong now for a month or two at least.

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Everybody pitching in a little bit here and there.

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Um, I know In Theory's been putting up some huge numbers and may overtake me in the standings,

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and I've been doing it for several months longer than him, and he's putting up some big numbers.

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Um, but even if you can't put up a lot, even if you don't have multiple machines to put to it,

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just, um, put it on even whatever machine you got.

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And even if you only upload once a month or once every couple weeks, every little bit helps.

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We are, last I checked, which was a couple days ago, I think we were around 325th place or something like that,

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which is right up there with a lot of other people.

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There's a lot of computing power, even though it's several of us who only use it on our computers at home.

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So, we have enough people now that we're actually climbing in the rankings slowly but surely.

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Where in the past, we had been slowly falling a few times.

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We're actually climbing maybe one, let one or two points each week or two.

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So, if you haven't already, go to distributed.net, and there's actually a link on the front page of binrev.com,

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and there's plenty of information in the Stank Dog Forums and the Dog House.

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You can check out, there's a special thread for it to get information on setting it up or help or anything like that.

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But, join Team DDP and let's crack those keys.

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Now, excuse me for coughing on the radio, but we got an email also from Byte Stealer.

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Very cool name, I like that a lot.

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He reminded me, see last week, Bland, we, Rax and I, did our Matrix special.

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And I know you haven't listened to it yet, but we talked about the Matrix and what we thought about the movie.

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And actually, I think we were in conjunction.

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I think, if I remember right, you liked it a lot, too.

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I loved it.

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It was one of the best movies ever.

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Yeah, see, I thought it was really cool, too.

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I liked it a lot, and so did Rax.

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And that was what last week's episode was mainly about.

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That's what the main topic was.

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And so we talked about a lot of things and how immersive it is and how many things that it entails as far as movies and video games and anime and blah, blah, blah.

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Well, Byte Stealer emailed and reminded me that I also left out the Matrix online comic.

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They actually have an online comic.

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And there's probably a printed one as well.

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I don't know for sure if they have a printed comic, but I would imagine a big title like that,

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a big headline grabber like Matrix would probably sell comics as well.

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Are there novels?

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Do they have books?

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No, I've never seen any of them.

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Do they have any fiction novels?

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No, I think if they didn't, they should.

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But I think they made a graphic novel of the first movie.

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Hmm.

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Well, and you know what?

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Now, if the movies are done, which, again, we can only assume they are,

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if the movies are done, there are a lot of, boy, I coughed right on the microphone again,

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there are a lot of loose ends and a lot of stories that they can clean up and tie up now through novels.

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And like all of the characters that they've introduced,

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they can easily follow up on them with books or novels or even, you know, follow the ships or something in their crew.

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There's really a lot of different, there's a lot of fiction, a lot of science fiction that can be written in novels from this

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that can branch off and then be in the Matrix world.

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And let me just add here that I have two favorite villains in all of film and literature and all of that.

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My two favorite villains are...

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The Wicked Witch.

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No, no, no.

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They are Zorg from The Fifth Element.

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He is just, he is a great villain.

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Zorg?

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Yeah.

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Is that the one Chris Tucker played?

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Oh, no.

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That's the one that Gary Oldman played.

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Right.

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Oh, yeah.

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Okay, I gotcha.

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He is my favorite villain of all time.

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My second favorite villain of all time is definitely the Merovingian.

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I don't know if he was really a villain.

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Yeah, but he, well, he still, he played an adversarial role.

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I mean, definitely.

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And, you know...

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I don't know.

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I don't know if I would go, I don't know if I'd go so far as to call him a villain.

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He just had, he was a, he wasn't the nicest of guys doing his trade that he had.

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But I think he was, I don't know, I guess, yeah, I guess kind of.

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I guess I can see that.

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He just, he has that quality that, uh...

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He was a businessman.

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Yeah, and that's what's so awesome.

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It's like, it's almost like a really, really off juxtaposition of, of, uh, Al Pacino and the Godfather.

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I mean, you know, you're a businessman, but you are just really tearing things up in ways people don't understand, you know?

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Yeah, exactly, exactly.

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Um, and he made some mean pie.

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Oh, he made some hecka pie.

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Yeah.

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Ooh, hecka.

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I like, see, I was, I was almost going to go with that, but...

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He made some mean pie.

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That's all I got to say.

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Yowza.

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Yeah.

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You know what?

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They're funnier, even without the squaring, because we have to go with all these other words.

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I think it's funnier.

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I think it's funnier this way.

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Yeah, it is pretty funnier.

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You have to really expand your vocabulary.

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Exactly.

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I'm getting better, I have to say.

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I'm going to make it through this episode again.

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I made it last week without it, but that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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And, um, anybody listening to the live stream might think otherwise.

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Hint, hint.

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Um, but, I think I'm going to make it.

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I got some stuff up here that might get me stirred up.

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I'm going to try to control it, but I think I can make it again.

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We'll, I guess we'll see.

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Um, so that was it for the email this week.

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Actually, I did, I got a few emails of people saying they, they agreed, they felt the same

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way about the Matrix, and, uh, some people in the forums, I think, said that.

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Obviously, there were some others that did not like it, so, hey, it takes all kinds.

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You know, it's, um, not going to like everything.

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I'm sure there's some people that didn't like Star Wars.

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I know I didn't like the new ones.

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I think they just, I'm not even going to go there.

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You know what?

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I'm just not even going to go there.

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Yeah, you better, the sleeping dogs lie on that one.

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Yeah, all I'm saying is, they should have stopped after two.

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That's all I have to say about that.

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Ewoks, come on, really?

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Ewoks?

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Yeah, you know.

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Come on.

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That was a, that was a two and a half hour toy commercial is what that movie was.

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And so was episode one, and so was episode two.

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Yep.

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Episode two was better, but episode one was a big video game commercial.

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It was a big Jar Jar fist.

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It was just, yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Let's just leave that one.

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That was just, yeah.

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Yeah, I will, I'll make a mistake in another mulligan if I start talking about Jar Jar.

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Exactly.

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We already took one to start the show with, because you made me laugh.

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Um, yeah, episode three.

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Okay, and that, plus, that's the other thing.

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I don't know which episode is which now.

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Okay, listen, I'm calling them the way I'm going to call them,

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and I don't care what George Lucas calls them.

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Um, episode three with the Ewoks, and episode one, which is the new series,

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which I know is not even makes sense for a numbering scheme,

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but the new one with little, little, uh, Darth Vader riding around in his,

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his, uh, beat up, uh, hoopty spaceship that somehow can defeat everyone else

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who's been trained and hasn't never,

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those movies together don't even get five out of ten from, in my book.

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Anyway.

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They're, they're pretty poor.

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Yeah, they, they were sad.

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Sad, sad, sad movie.

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So, email me, letters at benarev.com, tell me, you know, I know there's Star Trek,

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Star Wars, oh, what, oh, no, did I commit the mortal sin?

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Yeah, you did.

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Oh, what, they, you know what, seriously, the Star Trek movies don't do much for me either.

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They really don't.

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That's another myth.

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Not all hackers are into the whole Star Wars, wait a minute, Star Trek thing,

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a Star Wars, I mean, hey, I'm still cool to let, look at Seven of Iron all day long,

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don't get me wrong, but I really don't care if she's a Borg or if she's, what, what's the

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giraffe neck girl?

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The giraffe neck girl used to be hot, I don't know what happened to her, and the dude who

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sleeps in a bucket, he was pretty cool.

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I don't know about any of that, man.

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Star Trek The Next Generation is like the best show on television, and I don't even care

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that it, it just happens to be on a, on a spaceship called the Enterprise, I don't even

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care about all that, it's just a rad show.

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Yeah, I, I like it, don't get me wrong, I'm not saying I dislike it, but I just don't memorize

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all the, you know, like they make, make all these fanboys out to know every episode

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and who starred in this, and, oh no, wait a minute, Odo could never sleep in a bucket

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because the silly putty form might cause him to stick to the nolium siding, and I don't

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know that.

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Yeah.

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I think it's cool that he sleeps in a bucket, but that's pretty much it.

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And more to the point, I don't care to know.

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Yeah, truthfully, yeah, I mean.

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I don't care to know if he, you know, modify the phase variance on the, you know, urinal cake

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in the Enterprise C or whatever, I don't care.

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Yeah, yeah, they do have, they have cool characters, I like, I like the giraffe neck

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chick who had a slug living inside of her, and then it left, I don't want to know how

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it got out of her body, and went into someone else and turned them into a giraffe neck, I

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don't know if it turns them into, you know what, never mind, I'm going to get a bunch

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of email of people trying to explain Star Trek and Star Wars and stuff to me, and it'll

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just go over my head, it'll just go right over my head.

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Anyway, we haven't even left the male section, and we've already branched off into the weird,

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see, what I do this week, all off on these weird tangents, I don't know if that makes

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for good radio or bad radio, but, um, email I think we were on, email, I was done with

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email, I said I got emails about Matrix, and that was it.

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I did notice something weird though.

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I don't know if you have, you have Hotmail account, right?

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Oh yeah.

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Have you noticed, I just noticed this yesterday, that when I went to my Hotmail account, it

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actually redirected, instead of going to, it used to go to like, um, what was it, Law,

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L-A-W, Law4 dot, whatever, it would make up a prefix, I guess it would probably have a

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server farm or something.

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Now, I notice that it routes to Hotmail dot MSN dot com.

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Now what's up with that?

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Yeah, mine does that too, but the, um, mine uses a C2SD, it's pretty much always like one

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of the prefixes, and it goes to Hotmail dot MSN dot com, and, uh, I don't know, it's, I

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think the bank, even before it went to Hotmail dot MSN, mine always went to that C2SD, and,

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um, I don't know if they just branched over, or if they're, you know, you see the commercials

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for, uh, you know, the new, you know, server, and maybe they switched, maybe they consolidated,

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you know, 75 domains down to two, never know.

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Hmm.

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Well, they, um, I don't, I think there, there's definitely still a random prefix or something

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on there.

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I'm sure they're still going to some server farm with those, or some kind of encoded name.

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I don't think they're random, I think it's an encoded name, it, they probably have some

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naming convention that you can figure out what it means, but don't really care, frankly.

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I just thought, it just struck me as odd, and I wonder how many people notice it.

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And the other thing is, like I mentioned on a previous episode, I think it was episode

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14, I don't think, I know, I looked that up, but episode 14, I talked about single sign-on,

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the concept of what is single sign-on and how it works, and I actually used Hotmail as

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an example.

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And if you remember that episode, if you haven't listened to it, go check it out, but it basically

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explains it's, it's all, it's all authenticating in one place anyway, you know, so you're logging

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in, when you logged into Hotmail, you're automatically logged into all the MSN content and other stuff.

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Anything that you had that passport, which is more proper terms, passport is their central

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authenticating thing, you can get to any of the passport sites, which is MSN, Hotmail,

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et cetera, et cetera.

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I don't know if Expedia is included, probably all the Microsoft sites.

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So, the fact that the name change really doesn't do, make, make a big difference, it just kind

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of struck me as unusual.

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Yeah.

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I hope there's not any more, nothing more to it than that.

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But, that's all for the mail.

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Now, actually, I kind of already was talking about stuff I've been noticing or doing this

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week.

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My whole week, my past, like, two weeks, really, but especially last week and today, or actually

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Monday, I spent the entire day coding like a madman, absolutely just dropping code like,

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like, I don't know, like, I can't even think of a metaphor right now.

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I was dropping code non-stop.

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If my job would just leave me alone and let me do my coding, the world would be a much happier

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place.

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Well, I'd be a much happier dog, I know that.

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I just want to be left alone and write my code.

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Is that really too much to ask?

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No, it is not.

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My, I spend so much time in meetings about nothing, like, Seinfeld had a show about nothing.

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We have meetings about nothing.

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You know what, I'm on this now, so this is going to be a rant on what it's like to be

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a programmer sometimes.

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I swear to you, I'm going to do it without crossing too, I swear to you, these people

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have meetings whose sole purpose it is, is to review previous meetings.

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And they have meetings to discuss what topics are going to be discussed at subsequent meetings.

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They meet for the sake of meeting.

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There's no goal.

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They rehash things over and over again.

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They have meetings, you know what the one they have most often?

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Let's have a meeting to discuss what we've accomplished since the last meeting.

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So, you know, a day or two later, what have you accomplished?

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Well, it's only been a day, and I didn't accomplish anything, so let's sit down and analyze why

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we didn't accomplish.

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Maybe if you'd quit meeting every other day, you'd get some code done.

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You'd get some work done.

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You'd have something to accomplish.

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I don't get this concept.

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Just, just point me to the computer and get out of my way.

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You know, I think the, what I like to refer, I don't know if I can say this on, the circle

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jerk management style is, it seems to be pretty big over where I'm working at, too.

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Just kind of, just stand around and hold your pud, and maybe some, maybe, maybe Bland will

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do the work.

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Well, and that's the thing, is like, that's the frustrating part.

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It's like, I've gotten used to the fact that they're going to meet for the sake of meeting,

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and they pull me into it, you know, and fine, whatever.

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It's easier for me to just be quiet, take a deep breath, go to my happy place, and just

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wait until it's all over with.

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I've accepted that's part of working in the real world sometimes.

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I accept that's the way it goes sometimes.

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But, what gets me angry is that sometimes my work, a lot of times my work, depends on

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them getting me information.

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And, I've been getting a lot of grief, good word, I've been getting a lot of grief lately,

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because a project is not done when they wanted it to be done, yet, I don't get the information

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that I need from other parties involved in this.

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Now, obviously, I can't go into a bunch of detail.

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People know where I work, somewhat.

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They know what type of place I work at, and most of them probably know where I work, actually.

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But, I'm not going to come out and say it on the radio.

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However, I get some information, some data, from an outside agency that I need to import

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into our local system.

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Well, I'm working with the data that they give me, and the specs that they give me, and

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specs change as you go along, because they don't think them through, they change their

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mind at the last minute.

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That, again, is something you have to accept as a programmer.

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That just happens.

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And, again, I'm used to that.

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I don't mind it.

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I actually smile and laugh about it.

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Sometimes, I even code ahead of time, going, you know what, I don't think this is what they

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meant.

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I think they wanted this.

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So, I'll go ahead and write the code, and then when they come to me, I say, yeah, I

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know, I'm already done.

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I already, you know, I already kind of play ahead of the game.

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And, even this project I've been working on lately, I coded ahead of the game.

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They didn't give me all of the specs, but I had some ideas.

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I jumped ahead.

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I coded what I could code.

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I wrote the shell of the program, so it saved me some typing time.

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And, they finally give me the information that I need, the data, actually.

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I got most of the specs, finally.

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I got those whipped out.

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Now, I'm getting a data file, and the data that they send me is garbage.

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I mean, it's total garbage.

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They're sending me blanks in fields that should be numeric.

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And, my program is looking for zeros or for numbers, and it just chokes it to death.

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Which, yes, it can all be fixed.

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But, when we're talking about a record length of over 4,000 characters and several thousand records themselves, I have to write exception routines for all of these things.

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And, 20 occurrences, within 20 occurrences, it's just messy and time-consuming to write an exception routine for mistakes that other people did.

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Well, I guess I shouldn't say mistakes, but oversights and shortcomings of someone else's programming skills who can't get me good, solid, valid information.

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And, that's frustrating because it makes me look like I'm not coding fast enough or I'm not getting something done on time, when, in actuality, I have programmed ahead of the game, and I'm waiting on them to get me data.

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It's so frustrating sometimes.

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And, then I get called into a meeting to sit there and twiddle my thumbs and say, what's the progress?

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Well, there is no progress because I'm in your meeting, again, and I could be in my office in headphones coding.

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Ugh.

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Alright, calm down.

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Go to my happy place.

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Ah.

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Okay.

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I'm back.

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See, I made it through that without cussing.

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I am very, very proud of you.

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I am, I'm, I'm proud of myself.

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I'm, I'm very proud of myself.

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I'm, you know what?

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That was a pat on the back.

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I pat, I gave myself a pat on the back for that.

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Oh, Stan, you earned it.

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What did you almost say?

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I said you earned it.

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Oh, okay.

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Oh, man.

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Alright.

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I'm calmed down.

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You know what, though?

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It, even that being said, it's frustrating and stuff.

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I'm getting used to it.

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I'm getting better at it.

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It's, you know, when you gotta work with normals all day, you have to adapt to them, at least on a temporary basis.

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At least on a social engineering level.

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You have to talk down.

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You have to deal with their way of thinking and their way of working.

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And you just have to.

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As hard as it is, and believe me, I know, you have to deal with the normals.

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And you just, you gotta work through it.

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But I did, even that being said, I had a great week doing this coding.

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That's what I like to do.

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I love it.

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I laid down so much code Monday.

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I went in, coded almost 12 hours solid, straight.

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Even at lunchtime, I ran out and grabbed something to eat from a, I almost went to McDonald's, but I didn't.

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I went to a local restaurant, grabbed something, brought it back to my desk and coded while I'm eating.

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I stayed there late tonight.

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Everybody was out of the building.

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I, you know what, I don't know if you, well, actually, what am I asking?

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Of course you're familiar.

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You're the king of all music.

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I listened to the Matrix soundtrack.

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Not the, not the movie score, but the other disc.

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You know, it's a two disc.

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It's the one with Marilyn Manson and, and Rob Zombie's on there, P.O.D.

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I'm, dude, I cranked it up full blast.

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I'm just coding and just, dude, I was in the zone.

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I was like Michael Jordan, baby, 50 point game.

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I was in the zone.

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And it's, and when I walked, when I left, it was just the greatest feeling.

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It was just the adrenaline rush.

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I guess people, I hope some people listening feel me on this.

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I hope they get me.

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But, dude, when you've been coding and you can see the progress and you're like, yeah, boy, I just, boy, I just worked that out, man.

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I fixed their program.

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I worked around and no matter what they try, I've got it hooked up.

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There's nothing they can do.

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They can't make it any worse that I can't fix it.

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You know, I just walk out with such a feeling of, of accomplishment and victory, I guess.

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And I don't know.

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I guess it's a programming thing, a hacking thing.

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I don't know.

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Also, and maybe it's the fact that it's at night.

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I always do my best coding.

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I work better at night.

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I don't know if that's a hacking cliche or if it's just a personal, you know, they always, always say that hackers are up all night and blah, blah, blah.

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Maybe it's true or maybe it's just me.

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I don't know.

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Do you do, do you notice any difference?

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Do you do anything better late at night?

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Oh, boy, that was a real open-ended question.

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Rewind, rewind, rewind.

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Bland, do you notice that you code any differently in the day versus the night?

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Oh, man.

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As far as just hacking in general, I can't do anything while the sun's up, man.

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And I just, it gets dark and, you know, like everyone's in bed and you're just, the energy is there.

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And it's just, man, the best hacking, my best hacking is like 2, 3 in the morning.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, but it's so hard to do that too and have to get up and go work with the normals all day, you know?

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Yeah.

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They got that 8 to 5, 9 to 5 mindset and they just don't understand.

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I pity them.

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They just, and you know, the thing is, they just don't get it.

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But you could write an entire system in a couple nights overnight doing it your way, but that's not good enough.

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That's not what they want.

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They'd rather you come in and spend 6 months during those normal business hours trying to make your brain function,

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going to all their mind-numbing meetings and sapping your will to code and make you take infinitely longer.

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And that somehow is better.

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I don't get it.

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But that is corporate mentality.

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That's just the way the world is and unfortunately that's not changing.

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You know, we know some of our listeners have had problems dealing with school and how those systems work

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and how a school bothers them and they can't do this and the restrictions there.

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Well, we have that same type of thing in the real world.

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So, you know, that's why our advice is always suck it up, go to your happy place, get through it.

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You will and in the long run you will be better off.

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Hopefully.

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Yeah.

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I'll let you know when I get there.

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Yeah, no kidding.

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Right?

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No, that's a, you know, I can't say that.

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Truth be told, compared to a lot of places in the world, there's some people in bad shape,

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so always count your blessings on where you stand.

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Anyway, let's go back.

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Can we talk about hacking?

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I actually want to.

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I don't know, should we?

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Yeah.

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Or do you want to just go off and like some kind of transcendental meditation kind of, I don't know,

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you want to talk about some philosophical, your job here is to keep me reined back in

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when I go off on these weird tangents like that.

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See, I dig them.

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See, I know, I see this is the thing, I got the wrong person, right?

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Hell yeah.

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You and I can start off a hacking show and end up talking about, I don't know, debating

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the size of trash can perimeters or something weird like that.

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Which, by the way, I don't understand the trash can perimeter.

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I mean, why does there even have to be a standard size in trash cans?

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I mean, really, as long as it just meets your needs, it should be able to adapt to whatever.

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Why not an elastic rimmed garbage can?

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See, that's why Linux doesn't make trash cans.

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And make your own, a Lego, like a Lego, you can build your own.

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Exactly.

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Ah, well, speaking, oh, okay, I don't know, that's not a good segue.

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I'm going to segue back into something else I found cool this week.

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Okay, I'm done with the ranting about that.

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I actually stumbled across a cool device.

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I think, if I remember correctly, I got this, I found this through a link from Yahoo.

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Yahoo, I don't remember where or how at Yahoo, but something on one of their pages.

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It was like the top, what was their word, coolest, it was some kind of cool inventions or something,

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cool products that were out.

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And this one that caught my eye, anyway, is that there's a new, see, in my office,

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here's what relates to work.

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In my office, I have a shredder.

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I'm one of the few people that insisted on getting a shredder.

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I deal with Social Security numbers, people's payroll information, student information,

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all kinds of private stuff, grades, anything you can imagine.

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And I respect my own privacy, so I'm definitely going to respect others.

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So I have a shredder, and I shred anything of that nature, including my own code.

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And I don't want somebody dumpster diving, pulling out my code and digging through it or something like that.

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Something that basically is our bread and butter is accurate sometimes.

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So I shred a lot of that stuff.

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Well, I found a shredder, and I know you're thinking, how can a shredder be cool?

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This is a shredder.

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It's made by, or who's it made by?

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Royal, R-O-Y-A-L, royal.com.

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It is a shredder that shreds CDs, compact discs.

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You can put a compact disc in there.

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It will shred it.

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It's called a CD shredder, but it will shatter it, basically.

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Shatter the CD, cut it in so many pieces that, I tell you what, here's a quote.

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Here's a quote from it.

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Where is it called?

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It says, it flattens.

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Oh, this was also cool.

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Not only does it shred CDs, it also shred diskettes and credit cards.

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Which, I don't know if you've ever tried.

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I've tried to send credit cards through a shredder, and it doesn't, it chokes.

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It doesn't like it very well at all.

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Yeah, no, it's not happy with that at all.

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Yeah, at the very worst, it'll bend it or carve into it, but it won't cut it open.

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So, and you'll probably really screw up your shredder in the process, but this one will

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shred floppies, credit cards, and the quote, which just, I don't know, it sounds really

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cool the way they word it.

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It says, quote, it flattens raised numbers on old credit and ATM cards before cutting them

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to ribbons.

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It shreds a CD in about four seconds, reducing it to shards so, excuse me, too small to be

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used for any kind of data recovery.

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Dude, do you, how cool is that?

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Yeah, that's really cool.

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Not only does it shred the card, but it flattens the raised numbers?

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Wow, that is, dude, that is elite.

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Oh, police, open up, stank dog, we're here to confiscate.

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Oh, shred, shred, shred, shred.

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Actually, I have to be shredding a lot real fast, so that's not exactly going to work.

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But, man, I thought, am I over, that to me is really, really cool.

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Oh, that's very nice.

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Hey, what's the, what's the time on that?

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How long does it take you to shred the CD?

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I think it said, did it say four seconds to shred, shatter a CD?

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I think it was four seconds.

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Which, I mean, I guess it takes four seconds to shred a piece of paper.

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Yeah.

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You know, if it takes that long to feed it through.

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I'm just trying to figure it out if I can do it with a sledgehammer or a can of green beans

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or something faster.

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It wouldn't be as small.

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This is like confetti.

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Oh, really?

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Well, yeah, they show a picture.

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If you go to, again, it's www.royal.com, R-O-Y-A-L.

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They show a picture of it.

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When I look, it was on the front page earlier this week, and I assume it'll be up for a while.

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If not, just, I guess you can look under the shredder section or search for it.

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I'm not sure.

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But it shows a picture, and you can see all the little shards in the catch case.

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And it's really, it's pretty cool.

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It's really pretty cool.

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Other than that, I listened, by the way, I listened to Last RFA, and I really liked your doorbell idea.

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Oh, thank you.

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With the Bluetooth and walking up to the door.

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Yes.

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See, you know, it's going to be tough getting that into most people.

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Geeks would love it, of course.

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But seriously, why not?

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It's obviously not expensive technology.

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I mean, it's cheap enough they put it into phones, right?

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Oh, yeah.

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Well, when you're building tens and hundreds of thousands of dollars on a home or on a house,

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it seems like a simple thing to build that into the doorbell when you're building a new house,

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a new technology that could be put into upgrading doorbell technology, which I don't think has been updated.

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I mean, it's a doorbell, for God's sake.

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What can you do?

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You know?

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What?

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Like, you know, I know some houses that are built now, they go ahead and they put it, well, probably now they've stopped with wireless.

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But I know a few years back they were building houses and putting network RJ45 cable running through the house so that if you wanted to set up a network,

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you could simply jack into the port in the room and you could go to, like, a utility closet or something and set up your hub or switch or whatever you wanted to set up.

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And that way you're all, all your wiring's already pulled through because I'm sure as most hackers know that have pulled their own network,

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you go through the ceiling, you make some mess, you have to get into the roof, you have to get into the walls.

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If you live in an apartment, forget about it, you know?

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Oh, yeah.

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So I know they're putting those in houses because it was cheap.

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It's not like RJ45 costs a whole lot, you know?

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It's not like this stuff's going to cost a couple faceplates.

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Same thing with the Bluetooth.

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Put that in the doorbell, man.

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I don't think that's, I think that's pretty cool.

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Yeah, especially if you could somehow get it to transmit something custom.

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Like if all the Domino's delivery boys wore, you know, hey, get the door, it's Domino's.

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Or, you know, like put their little slogan in there so you get to hear a little advertising with your pizza.

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Hmm.

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I get, the thing is it would have to be, I would want it to only be voluntary.

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You know, there's got to be a way to keep it from, I don't want, you know, because that's the problem with RFID.

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You know, I don't want somebody tracking me or, you know, knowing where I'm at or coming, you know.

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It would have to be a voluntary thing.

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Now, the range of Bluetooth is so small that it might not be such a problem, but.

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Well, I'm not talking about using it for authentication or anything.

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I'm just talking about that maybe even you have to have it, like if I had a doorbell.

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Right.

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If I had a Bluetooth doorbell.

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Well, I had linked up a, your, your Bluetooth Mac address, the Mac address of your phone.

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So you'd have to program your doorbell?

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Yeah.

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Because, I mean, it wouldn't send, like that would be scary.

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Right.

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That's what I was getting at.

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I didn't want any kind of Big Brother stuff going on.

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No.

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It would definitely have to be something that's programmed into the doorbell.

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But, again, is that something that only Uber geeks like us would ever do?

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I think it's rad.

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And if you could do it for cheap enough and, I mean, let's say as cool as Bluetooth is.

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And as cool as doorbells are.

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Cool as doorbells are.

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I think, I think it would fly.

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I think, you know what, I really do.

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But, it's one of those things that is so cheap.

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Why not?

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That's what, that's what I say.

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Why not?

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It's cheap.

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Yeah.

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And plus, because a lot of people have Bluetooth in their phone.

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They're like, Bluetooth?

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Blackberry?

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What's all this?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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They don't even know.

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And so, but if you say, hey, here's something that you can use to, you know, sound cool at my house when you come and visit me.

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You know, it shows you, you know, it does that for, for me.

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And they'll be like, ooh, maybe this Bluetooth stuff is kind of cool.

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And they'll do a little reading about it and Bluetooth will really jump up and take off like it should.

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Yeah.

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Well, you know, I, I do, I think it is, I think it is taking off.

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The cell phone market, cell phone industry is helping it a lot.

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I went and checked out the site you guys talked about on RFA 89, right?

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Which one?

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That was the last one?

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Yeah.

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89.

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BluejackQ.com?

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Oh, yeah.

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That was a cool site.

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And was it, am I, and did I misinterpret it?

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Was that run by like a 12-year-old kid or something?

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Yeah, I think, I think that's the story.

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Dude, that is cool, man.

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That kid is all right.

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If he's listening, somebody get the show to him, dude, that's elite.

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I know it's kind of silly and it's not a big, you know, in-depth hacking thing, but that's a pretty cool thing.

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It's a pretty cool that you made your own whole website to it with, frankly, useful information.

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I thought it was funny.

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I looked at the sites and some of the pictures and stuff.

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I thought that was a very cool site, especially for someone that age, and that's an up-and-coming hacker right there.

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Oh, yeah.

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Other than that, I think the rest of my week was spent searching for the Paris Hilton homemade porn video.

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How about you?

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Yeah, I didn't, I didn't find much.

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I heard a lot of people have it, but they've just got the, there's like a three-minute kind of preview deal.

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Yeah, that's all I got, too.

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That's all I found.

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I can't, I don't, and I didn't even bother watching that because I knew it was going to be the preview.

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Well, I don't know.

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I actually have some pretty good stuff on that little thing.

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But the thing is, it's like that, it's night vision goggles.

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It's like everything's green and black, you know?

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Oh, it's just like you're watching Operation Desert Storm.

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Exactly.

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It's pretty weird, but you can see, it's definitely her.

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There's no doubt about that.

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Is there any nudity in the preview footage?

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Oh, yeah.

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Huh.

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Oh, yeah.

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There is, oh, man.

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Okay, I'm not saying any bad words, but can we talk about, oh, man, I'm not supposed to mention Adult Topics or he can't use them in the GSM.

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Oh, what am I going to do?

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What?

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Oh, man.

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See, one of the people in IRC, forgive me if I forget, I think it was, it might have been Cloak Dagger.

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Someone in IRC mentioned they have a GSM treasure hunt game, which is kind of a cool idea.

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What they do is they bury, or they go out and bury like a time capsule or a hidden thing, and they post the coordinates, and other people will go out there with a GSM and try to find it.

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So it's this cool treasure hunt thing, and he was saying that he wanted to put episodes of Binary Revolution Radio.

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But they have a limit, they have a rule that they can't put, quote, adult material.

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So us cursing all the time, I guess, qualifies or could qualify as that.

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Well, did I ruin it with Circle Jerk a little earlier?

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I don't know.

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I was worried about whether I was going to ruin it with the word penetration.

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Penetration is a good word, saying.

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Well, the Paris Hilton video has penetrated the market.

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Can I word it that way?

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Can I get away with it like that?

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Does it penetrate the market's mouth, or does it penetrate...

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Oh, man, you're killing me.

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Oh, gosh.

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I'm crying, trying not to laugh.

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Or does it penetrate...

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There's a lot of oral discussion about it.

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Okay.

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But no one's being anal about anything, are they?

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I think they're only anal when the camera's not directly on them.

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Oh, okay.

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Yeah, then it's time that they can, you know, try other things.

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Okay.

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But, yeah, it's definitely worth the download for three minutes.

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And when you watch that, you will want the full.

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I think the full one's supposed to be like 30 minutes.

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If I remember on the...

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I think on the smokinggun.com, I think I remember they said that it was 30 minutes or 34 minutes or something like that.

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The smokinggun.com, by the way, still in full effect.

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Oh, yeah.

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Dude, they come out with...

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Oh, they're the bomb.

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That's it.

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They're like zero-day pop culture.

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Yeah.

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And they're so...

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You know the other silly thing that they do that's still hilarious is they just post mug shots.

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Yeah.

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Dude, people have the most ugly, just weird mug shots sometimes.

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Dude, some of that stuff is...

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That's good photography.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, those cops, they really know how to work an angle.

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So does Paris Hilton.

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But, besides the Paris Hilton video, what have you been working on this past...

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Well, gosh, it's been a long time since you've been on here, and I know you talk about a lot of it on RFA,

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but you were saying you were doing some plural stuff lately?

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Yeah, I've been learning some pearls.

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Really knuckling down and trying to get the thing learned, trying to get it hammered out.

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So you're learning it.

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You don't really know it in depth, or...

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No, I don't speak pearl yet.

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Yeah, same with me.

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I've been...

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My pearl is limited to modifying stuff that already exists, you know?

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Yeah.

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It's something I've been wanting to practice and learn a little bit more of myself.

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So you want to talk about particulars, or is that too long a topic?

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Yeah, it's too long a topic.

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We've been rolling for quite a while.

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Yeah, you know what?

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We have been.

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Well, we had...

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Do we want to talk about our other project at all?

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Let's pimp it.

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Just a little.

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Let's just...

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Let's graze the surface just a little bit.

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Dude, we...

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Let's see.

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Dude, we have so many projects, dude.

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We have more projects than members.

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Yeah, we really...

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And you know what?

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We might have to change that.

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We might have to do something about that.

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We have another project.

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Another DDP joint.

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I don't want to...

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See, we've got to be careful.

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I don't want to give it away.

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First of all, you...

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The listeners don't know this, but you know my personal feeling on announcing projects.

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I don't like to announce them.

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I don't like to go talking about them until we're sure that we're going to go through with it.

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Right.

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Until it's something we know we can do.

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We can do pretty much anything, technically, that we want to put our minds to.

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We can do anything that...

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It's whether or not we have the time to do it.

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And if we're actually going to follow through, because...

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Let's face it.

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Sometimes we procrastinate as bad as anyone else.

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Oh, yeah.

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As a matter of fact, worse than everyone else.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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So, this one, I think, is almost definitely a go.

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I mean, this is a 99.9%.

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This is a go whenever we get around to recording.

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Oh, you know what?

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I guess that's the hint.

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Yeah.

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I guess that's a hint.

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This is going to be...

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I guess we can tell them that it's going to be another radio show.

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Download only.

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Right, yeah.

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We're not going to stream this one.

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We don't think.

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I don't know.

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Something may come of that.

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Dude, I don't think anyone would take it.

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Yeah, and the other thing is we're also...

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It's not going to be a regular weekly...

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This is going to be a when we come up with the material kind of deal, which is kind of

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like Hack TV.

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It's when we get enough material and gather together enough to put it out.

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It's going to be one of those things.

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We may do two or three a week if we're rolling.

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Yeah.

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We may do, you know, one every two or three months.

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Who knows?

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And this is...

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I guess this is a DDP project.

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However, I don't know.

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Is it...

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This is more of just a bland and stank thing.

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Yeah, just kind of...

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Yeah, doing what we do.

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This is...

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This will probably be something you download from our individual sites.

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Both of them?

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Or do we want to make...

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I guess that doesn't matter.

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We'll worry about that later.

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But it's really not a technical...

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It's not a programming project.

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It's another radio show that hopefully people will like.

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I guess that's enough.

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Is that enough?

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Yeah, that'll do it.

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Yeah.

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So look for that hopefully within, what, a couple weeks?

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Yeah, if we can get together this weekend.

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We should have done it tonight because we were rolling.

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Yeah, if you would have kept going with that first take, we'd have had it.

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Yeah, we had to stop take on the first episode, first time tonight.

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So, yeah, I think it's going to be coming very soon.

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And anyway, let's jump into...

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Boy, man, we just go on talking sometimes.

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There's just so much stuff to talk about.

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I've got quite a few news things.

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I'm going to just try to burn through them.

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Jeez, you know what?

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Actually, no, I'm going to take my time.

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And whatever we don't cover, we'll bump.

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Because I want to talk about these things slowly and make sure we get some points across.

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I think that's more important.

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And the first topic is something I said for a couple weeks now that I was going to bring up on the show.

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And that is spam.

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And how we still have a lot of spam.

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And how spammers get around the rules and filters and stuff like that.

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I actually saw a quote.

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I wish I knew where I got this from.

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That said, spam is an adaptive virus.

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And I thought that was so, so true.

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All the filters, all the filters that we have now, these Bayesian filters, they're good.

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But they're still not foolproof.

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There's still tons of spam that slips through.

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And I kind of have been doing a little bit of research and trying to figure out why and how and what can be done about it, if anything.

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And I just came up with some things.

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I don't know if some of you may have noticed, some of you may have not.

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But this is some of the things I found spammers using.

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And, you know, I've got to give some credit.

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Some of this stuff is pretty inventive.

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They still are the scum of the earth.

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But at least they're, I've got to say, some of this stuff is thinking like a hacker and thinking around.

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You've got a filter in front of you.

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And you think about, think of a way to get around it or through it or, you know, that's really the mind of a hacker.

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So I have to give some credit to the thinking around things.

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But the intent is much different.

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They're evil.

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We're not.

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So the first one, the one I see a lot of and most common, the filters pick up this sometimes.

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But if you use, like, for example, if you send me an email at stankdawg at hotmail.com.

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If you send an email from stankdawg at aol.com or stankdawg at bliggitybloggityblue.com, you just make up.

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When you forge the headers, you forge the from account.

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If it has the username of the person you're sending it to, usually the filters will not pick it up.

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Sometimes it will if it's a known, you know, it's part of a database or something like that that's known spammers.

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But in general, it sees your name in there.

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And a lot of times that causes it to mistakenly think that maybe you sent it to yourself or you sent it from another account.

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It thinks it's being smart because it's customized to you.

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It has your name in it in the from field.

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Now, in the subject line or something like that, it's probably treated a little bit differently.

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But the fact that it's in the from field, it's able to slip through a lot.

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You see that one a lot too, don't you?

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, see, just any, and it's not always, sometimes it's stankdawg6142, you know, it doesn't have to be just that.

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But if it has the word in it, I notice those get through a lot.

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The second one, and I can't help, I'm, I feel a little bit guilty almost, although I'm sure I'm not.

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But that they use elite speak in these things against us.

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They've turned it back against us, which kind of sucks.

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Sucks is okay, right?

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I can say sucks.

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Oh, yeah.

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Sucks is good.

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Sucks is fine.

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Good, healthy sucks.

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Yeah, nothing wrong with that.

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Like, well, I guess I really, our audience knows elite speak.

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We don't have to explain what elite speak is to them.

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But by putting in, instead of Viagra, you put V1, A-G-R-A, is that how you spell it?

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Or Myagra, the Mexican, is that my joke from before?

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The Myagra, the Hiagra, the Haitian Viagra?

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Dude, you don't need that.

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You just knock over table land.

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Oh, man.

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Man, come on, you let my secret out.

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You scared the elephants.

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Oh, man.

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Oh, where was I?

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So, anyway, changing one letter causes the word filter.

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So, most spam, when you get something with Viagra in a subject line, it's going to immediately flag that as high probability of being spam.

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Putting that number one in there throws that list off.

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Now, the way some of the filters are accounting for that is in their dictionary or in their list of trigger words,

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they're adding the elitized version of the word.

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Now, if you go back and you read my original article on elite speak, you'll realize that that didn't work back then.

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They used to try to filter people.

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That's how elite speak became about was because people were getting around filters.

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You filter out one word, we modify it, we come back.

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You filter it out again, we modify it, we come back, and it's an adaptive language, just like spam is an adaptive virus.

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I think I used that line in my article, and I just now realized that that was the same someone used it in this quote.

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So, it's not going to stop it unless you constantly update it, constantly add it, and frankly, it's going to keep morphing.

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So, that's kind of a lost cause, but in the short run, that's getting through a lot of filters.

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And, you know, the parallel spamming with hacking, to take that step a little bit further, the same way about using elite speak to get rid of those Bayesian filters,

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it's also the same way as Microsoft will allow backslashes in PATH instead of regular splashes for like HTML requests, stuff like that.

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And, like if Snort, like if you try a double decode attack, it will log, you know, dot, dot, slash, dot, slash, dot, slash, dot, slash, and Snort will come up and alert on that.

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But since Microsoft and their Omni Benevolence decided to allow backslashes for the same attack, dot, dot, backslash, dot, dot, backslash, dot, dot, backslash,

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your browser will execute it, you will complete the hack, and Snort will not alert.

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So, it's the same thing, I mean, you have to go in and tell Snort to recognize dot, dot, backslash, dot, backslash,

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in the same way that you have to tell it to recognize the 414G, you know, the Haitian, you know, you know what I mean?

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Right, right, well, and the other thing is, boy, we're getting pretty technical here,

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the other thing is, even with just those two things, that's not limited to that,

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even if you stop that, you can go in and put the hex code for the front slash, or the hex code for the backslash,

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and, you know, it's going to interpret that to its proper ASCII character, and do the same thing.

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Yep.

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So, yeah, there's, there's, I mean, there's numerous ways in, around, and through, everything, and anything,

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and, again, that's, that's what we do.

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Um, another thing, let's see, I'm up to one, two, I'm up to number three here,

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the other thing is punctuation.

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V, period, I, period, A, period, putting a dot between every letter throws off the filter sometimes,

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because, again, they don't see the word.

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Some of them, not all of them, just in some cases.

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I can tell you for sure, Hotmail, Hotmail doesn't filter them out.

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You put in a dot between every letter of every word, and it will not see the word sometimes,

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and it will slip through.

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Same principle.

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Some of the filters have gotten smarter about that as well.

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So, they look for the continuous string.

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And, that brings me to my fourth one that I found, and I had to do some digging to find this one.

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See, I, I study my spam.

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When I get it, I want to see how they got it.

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I want to see how, you know, what they're doing, and why it worked, and how it worked.

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Frankly, you gotta, you gotta say, I mean, you learn a lot by doing it.

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You learn some of their tricks, and, you know, the more tricks you have in your tool belt,

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anyway, this trick is, it's similar to the punctuation or things between the letters,

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but this one isn't, on an HTML level.

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Most, almost all, male clients these days interpret HTML.

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You send and receive email in HTML format.

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Maybe not by default, but it doesn't really matter.

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It will view it in HTML just fine.

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Well, what, the, one of the coolest tricks is that they will use hidden HTML codes,

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like meta tags, or something like that, or even just an unprintable character, or something like that.

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And they will put in the V, and then they will just put in a tag in the HTML code that's not visible on the screen,

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and then they will put the letter I, which is visible, and then another tag code,

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and then the letter A, or whatever, you know, whatever their word is,

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whether it's Viagra, whether it's teen whatever, whether it's, you know,

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whatever that email spam happens to be, they put a meta tag, or any kind of tag in between it that's not visible.

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So when you get the email, right there, clearly, you do see the word Viagra.

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And you think to yourself, how in the world did that one get through?

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Because the filters look for that word.

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How did they not see that?

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Very clearly it says, order Viagra, 100% legal, next day shipping, whatever, you know,

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whatever that stuff is, it's all right there, and you're thinking,

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there's no way that the filter doesn't pick that up, right?

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Wrong.

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If you look at the source code of this, some of those,

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you will see how they use those tags in between letters.

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And your, and it's not just the email clients displaying HTML, it's the nature of HTML.

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You could bring that up on a web page and do the same thing.

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I could easily put a word in a web page.

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You go and look at it, and it's interpreted, and you just see a plain word there.

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But if you do a view source, you will see the hidden tags behind it that separate every letter of that word.

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So that, I thought, was one of the coolest, I hate to say, coolest things that I've seen done lately.

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That by putting that tag in there, the majority of users don't even realize it, and it's invisible to them,

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and you bypass the filter, which is their goal.

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Hey, man, it is really, as bad as I hate to say it, it is the essence of hacking.

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It really is.

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And I'm sure there are some of these people who are hackers or former hackers or have some relationships to hacking.

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Remember, not all hackers agree with the way we do and what we say on the show and what some of the people in the forums.

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There are hackers out there that are criminals.

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There are hackers that are spammers.

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There are hackers that are bad people.

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I like to think they're in the minority, but, frankly, it's a good trick.

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I'm not going to take anything away from it.

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Yeah.

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I mean, that's, you know, they're still scum of the earth.

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But, spammers, that is.

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Yeah.

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Even hacker spammers, because spammers overrides everything else.

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Whew, I wonder, let's see.

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What's worse, a spammer or a child pornographer?

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I think the spammers, no.

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Boy, that's close.

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Yeah.

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I tell you what, let's make it easier.

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How about a spammer or a lawyer?

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Oh, definitely, definitely, definitely a spammer.

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Yeah, I think you're probably right.

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Because, you know, here's the thing.

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Because if you take that and if you transpose it, there is not one good spammer.

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That's true.

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There are, actually, I have a lawyer and she's very good.

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So, I probably, that's probably a very, very wise statement.

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Well, when you're in the county and we call the EFF, they're going to send a lawyer down.

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There's going to be a good lawyer.

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Yeah, that's true.

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Hey, we support the EFF.

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Yeah, we do.

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We sent money.

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Hey, we love the EFF.

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Joking aside, the EFF is, dude, I don't know where we would be without them sometimes.

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Like one of the few bright spots of logic and good thinking people left in the world.

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I heard that.

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All right, anyway, let me jump to number five here.

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This is the last one I found.

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And if anybody has more, of course, you know how to get in contact with us.

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The intentional mixing up of letters.

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Now, this is a joke.

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Not a joke.

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This is a phenomenon or an interesting little trivia thing that we mentioned.

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Someone mentioned in the forums one time that you can mix up letters of a word,

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but you can still read it perfectly fine.

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As long as the first letter and the last letter are the same.

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And I think it was in the off-topic forums in the doghouse.

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If you want to go check that out, forums.binrev.com.

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You'll notice that, and it's kind of, you have to see it to believe it because you don't really think it's possible.

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But you look at the words and you can very clearly and read an entire sentence or paragraph.

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Even though the letters are all jumbled up, as long as that first letter of the word and the last letter of the word are correct,

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and all the letters in between them are the valid letters just out of order,

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your mind is actually smart enough for over the years of reading, you recognize, you read,

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you just glance at the letters and your mind sees the words.

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And spammers are doing that.

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But they'll put the word Viagra, but they'll spell it out.

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V-G-A-I-R-whatever-A.

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As long as it begins with a V and ends with an A,

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your mind will, even if you're not taking Viagra, you're not into Viagra,

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even though the show has suddenly turned into the Viagra show.

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Man, in a, you know what, did I get, oh man, did I just turn this into a big commercial for Viagra?

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Yeah, it was.

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Inadvertently?

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Viagra sells itself, though.

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Well, I guess that's true.

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That's a Haitian swap shop.

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Exactly.

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Used.

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So, mixing up the words, you can still read it, so that's what a lot of spammers do.

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You'll see it in the subject line, mixed up words, and it gets through the filter.

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Again, not all of them.

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These are just some things that I have seen.

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So, if anybody has any others, we'll give you contact information at the end of the show.

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You know, I got one, let's end with another, this is a funny thing to me.

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We are running out of time, so let's end with this.

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Speaking of viruses, speaking of, you know, spam being an adaptive virus,

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viruses in general, I just saw this quote.

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Where did I get this from?

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I don't even know where I got this from, unfortunately.

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I've got to start writing down my sources better.

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But this is a quote from John Thompson, who I didn't recognize, so I don't expect the listeners to.

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They might.

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He is the CEO of Symantec.

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Or Symantec, or however you want to pronounce it.

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Symantec.

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Antivirus company, of course.

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This quote just, okay, let me just read it.

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And his quote is, it's clear that our consumer business benefited from the rash of blended threats.

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Thanks, numbnuts.

01:03:07.640 --> 01:03:08.680
Yeah, thank you.

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I mean, way to point out the obvious there, Brainiac.

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Good job.

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Did you call Miss Cleo for a backup on that one, or what kind of help did you have?

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I mean, you do homework on that.

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That's the stupidest thing.

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I mean, I talked, oh, jeez, I don't know what episode this was when I talked about blended threats.

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You know, about, as a matter of fact, it might have been the virus episode you and I did the first time.

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Yeah.

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Where he talked about blended threats and how all the different viruses were taking, learning from each other,

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taking different parts and doing multiple things to deliver their payload and stuff.

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Yeah.

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So this guy's saying that, oh, their consumer business benefited from those blended threats.

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Gee, isn't that pretty much what your consumer business is based on?

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Let's see.

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If there are more viruses, maybe your antivirus software is going to sell better.

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Good job.

01:04:02.880 --> 01:04:03.300
You know what?

01:04:03.520 --> 01:04:06.860
What other kind of gems of wisdom do you have for us, Buddha?

01:04:06.860 --> 01:04:16.840
Yeah, you got the Dalai Lama over there telling you that, you know, snow chains sell a lot better in, you know, in Alaska.

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Yeah.

01:04:18.960 --> 01:04:22.680
We need, yeah, we really need more people like that in the world.

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We really need intelligence.

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You know what?

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I know why.

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I can see why he is CEO of that company.

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Because he has a master's in business.

01:04:31.360 --> 01:04:31.760
Exactly.

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He's got a master's in business that his mommy and daddy bought for him.

01:04:35.680 --> 01:04:37.460
No, I actually heard.

01:04:37.600 --> 01:04:39.480
I had to take a business class once.

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Was it torture?

01:04:41.820 --> 01:04:50.060
Yeah, and, you know, there was a phrase they used that sort of, that I think that's really applicable to this man's situation.

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And that is?

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Supply and effing demand.

01:04:54.580 --> 01:04:55.800
You know what I mean?

01:04:56.000 --> 01:04:56.260
Yeah.

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Thanks for enlightening us on the most simplistic business concept that anybody who's taken any classes in a college setting and the majority of high school students have learned.

01:05:07.720 --> 01:05:12.280
And even those who haven't have enough common sense to figure out on their own.

01:05:12.500 --> 01:05:15.540
Yeah, it's not hard to put two and two together on that one.

01:05:15.540 --> 01:05:15.820
Yeah.

01:05:17.880 --> 01:05:22.060
Well, and, you know, it brought this to mind.

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I don't know if this is a stretch or if I'm going way off track here.

01:05:25.760 --> 01:05:31.160
But it reminds me of the, I think it was actually started as a joke.

01:05:31.240 --> 01:05:39.600
I don't know if it was a Chris Rock joke, but I've heard it in a lot, a lot since where they say that people, they don't treat diseases.

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You're, when they make drugs, they're not trying to cure anything.

01:05:44.540 --> 01:05:47.240
They're not trying to cure diseases.

01:05:47.380 --> 01:05:50.700
They're trying to find a way to let you live with the disease.

01:05:51.120 --> 01:05:54.360
They want to cure the symptoms of the disease.

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They don't want to cure you.

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If they cure you, you're cured.

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You won't buy their drugs anymore.

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They don't make any more money.

01:06:01.640 --> 01:06:10.820
But if they can find a way to just get you through a few more years and make you buy more of their drugs, then they make more money.

01:06:11.160 --> 01:06:12.800
So there's no money in the cure.

01:06:12.800 --> 01:06:15.460
There's no money in curing these viruses.

01:06:15.680 --> 01:06:18.760
There's no money in fixing and preventing these viruses for Symantec.

01:06:19.240 --> 01:06:25.160
There's money in making you renew the engine every year and download debt files and stuff like that.

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That's where the money is.

01:06:27.880 --> 01:06:28.980
There's no cure.

01:06:29.100 --> 01:06:31.820
There's no money in creating a secure operating system.

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You don't think Microsoft's going to create?

01:06:35.560 --> 01:06:42.780
No, because that's where all their third party, they, you know, they're, they would shut so many people out of business that it's, I mean, come on.

01:06:43.700 --> 01:06:44.000
I don't know.

01:06:44.020 --> 01:06:44.460
Am I reaching?

01:06:44.580 --> 01:06:47.620
Is that a, is that a conspiracy theory or am I way off or what's?

01:06:48.280 --> 01:06:48.760
No, man.

01:06:49.080 --> 01:06:54.380
Pharmaceutical, uh, pharmaceutical companies are still pissed off with all the money they lost with the polio vaccine.

01:06:54.380 --> 01:06:57.200
Yeah, probably.

01:06:57.200 --> 01:07:01.700
But am I, am I making a stretch to say that that's going on in, with software?

01:07:02.000 --> 01:07:12.560
I mean, is that a reason to, I wouldn't say they won't make it a secure operating system, but is that a reason to, I mean, actually we've, we've said on, I think we've talked about on the show before.

01:07:12.560 --> 01:07:20.400
And if not, I, I, I've heard that Microsoft is going to be including a, um, virus scanner with, uh, Longhorn.

01:07:21.280 --> 01:07:27.100
Well, they, they better let it check for, uh, all sorts of violations in Windows software.

01:07:27.520 --> 01:07:28.080
Yeah, right?

01:07:28.080 --> 01:07:31.800
I have identified a virus on your computer called Windows XP.

01:07:32.360 --> 01:07:34.520
Yes, please remove immediately.

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Press uninstall.

01:07:38.140 --> 01:07:39.460
Oh, all right.

01:07:39.520 --> 01:07:40.660
Well, you know what?

01:07:40.660 --> 01:07:43.040
I think that's a good ending point.

01:07:43.360 --> 01:07:43.820
What do you think?

01:07:44.260 --> 01:07:44.840
Good show.

01:07:44.980 --> 01:07:45.460
It's a good ending.

01:07:45.880 --> 01:07:47.460
Good, good, good show.

01:07:47.820 --> 01:07:49.540
Funny show, as always, with you.

01:07:49.900 --> 01:07:50.240
Oh, thank you.

01:07:50.240 --> 01:07:51.400
Always have a good time.

01:07:52.380 --> 01:07:59.380
Um, I guess, let's jump to shout outs, um, I want to shout out to Rocket.

01:07:59.860 --> 01:08:00.640
Rocket Deadhead.

01:08:00.760 --> 01:08:06.780
Everyone at Interz0ne, I've been talking with him some, about some possible projects lately.

01:08:07.240 --> 01:08:09.140
Possible, the key word there, don't, you know.

01:08:09.140 --> 01:08:13.400
Um, and, uh, so I'm going to give shout outs to them, um, Hacking Conference.

01:08:13.560 --> 01:08:15.760
You can go to, uh, well, you know what?

01:08:15.780 --> 01:08:19.740
The site's all over, you know, all over the forums, and, uh, we'll put it up in the show notes.

01:08:19.820 --> 01:08:20.800
But check out Interz0ne.

01:08:21.500 --> 01:08:23.960
And, um, did you have, you want to shout out anybody in particular?

01:08:24.780 --> 01:08:26.440
Uh, just my brother, Dool.

01:08:27.080 --> 01:08:27.600
Your brother?

01:08:28.060 --> 01:08:28.300
Yeah.

01:08:28.420 --> 01:08:29.620
Your brother of another color?

01:08:30.000 --> 01:08:30.380
Yeah, yeah.

01:08:30.560 --> 01:08:30.980
Yeah, yeah.

01:08:31.220 --> 01:08:32.340
He's my, he's my white brother.

01:08:32.740 --> 01:08:33.540
Oh, okay.

01:08:33.720 --> 01:08:36.440
Oh, see, now you're a black man this week.

01:08:36.440 --> 01:08:37.600
Last week, I was.

01:08:37.600 --> 01:08:40.240
Rack said I was last week.

01:08:40.780 --> 01:08:41.200
I've got a little bit.

01:08:41.200 --> 01:08:42.880
No, actually, I think Hackenslash said I was.

01:08:42.920 --> 01:08:44.180
I think he interpreted it that way.

01:08:45.780 --> 01:08:46.100
Hmm.

01:08:46.640 --> 01:08:48.920
Um, and the email address, like I said earlier.

01:08:49.680 --> 01:08:50.580
Oh, you know what?

01:08:50.600 --> 01:08:51.020
I am.

01:08:51.120 --> 01:08:57.120
People, someone's going, I'm going to get at least one email of somebody chastising me

01:08:57.120 --> 01:08:59.660
for mixing up Star Trek and Star Wars.

01:08:59.940 --> 01:09:00.700
You know what?

01:09:00.700 --> 01:09:03.420
Star Wars has Wookiees and Ewoks, right?

01:09:03.760 --> 01:09:08.260
And Star Trek has Borg and the Onion-headed guys.

01:09:08.420 --> 01:09:09.160
And the Vulcans.

01:09:09.200 --> 01:09:11.100
And the Vulcans and the Ferengis.

01:09:11.520 --> 01:09:11.920
Klingons.

01:09:12.040 --> 01:09:13.280
That's the one with the big ears, right?

01:09:13.480 --> 01:09:13.780
Yeah.

01:09:14.180 --> 01:09:15.420
And the Klingons, yeah.

01:09:15.420 --> 01:09:23.400
Um, and, uh, oh, and the, the Star Wars has those Sith.

01:09:23.580 --> 01:09:24.900
Is that what the Darth Maul guy was?

01:09:24.940 --> 01:09:25.360
A Sith?

01:09:25.460 --> 01:09:26.200
S-I-T-H?

01:09:26.500 --> 01:09:26.780
Yeah.

01:09:26.780 --> 01:09:34.100
And, and then they later went back in and added some editing CGI elephant creatures and

01:09:34.100 --> 01:09:37.200
Yeah, and Jabba with a hud, like Sully Struthers.

01:09:38.940 --> 01:09:39.700
You know what?

01:09:39.760 --> 01:09:40.480
We'll end with that.

01:09:40.480 --> 01:09:44.780
And as a matter of fact, that's a good, uh, good segue to our closing music tonight.

01:09:45.340 --> 01:09:50.280
Uh, MC Frontalot with a track called Nerdcore Hip Hop.

01:09:50.600 --> 01:09:52.120
Very appropriately named.

01:09:52.440 --> 01:09:52.880
Oh, yeah.

01:09:53.060 --> 01:09:55.020
And, um, that is it.

01:09:55.020 --> 01:09:56.900
Again, Bland, thank you for being on.

01:09:56.960 --> 01:09:57.760
I appreciate it.

01:09:57.920 --> 01:09:58.240
Anytime.

01:09:58.640 --> 01:10:00.460
And, um, we will see.

01:10:00.680 --> 01:10:04.300
I guess we won't see, but we will be back next week.

01:10:04.720 --> 01:10:05.540
Same hack time.

01:10:06.360 --> 01:10:07.760
Same hack channel.

01:10:08.560 --> 01:10:09.160
Wiggy wiggy.

01:10:09.400 --> 01:10:09.680
Out.

01:10:11.760 --> 01:10:13.360
Initiating startup sequence.

01:10:14.360 --> 01:10:17.620
MC Frontalot could rock the turntable.

01:10:19.620 --> 01:10:20.780
I'm unable.

01:10:20.780 --> 01:10:26.380
I thought I told you I'm working.

01:10:27.640 --> 01:10:30.540
Nerdcore, hip hop, other rappers running here.

01:10:30.680 --> 01:10:33.640
That I'll put them on the record where the friends could hear.

01:10:33.760 --> 01:10:37.380
They get sneered at, listed, not to be trusted.

01:10:37.680 --> 01:10:40.620
Seen hobnobbing with the front a lot busted.

01:10:40.980 --> 01:10:42.140
That kid's a dork.

01:10:42.220 --> 01:10:43.740
He rhyme every day.

01:10:43.740 --> 01:10:45.460
On the karaoke rappin'.

01:10:45.460 --> 01:10:47.440
Yo, he ain't got anything to say.

01:10:47.540 --> 01:10:49.120
Ain't got no record deal.

01:10:49.220 --> 01:10:49.920
Never will.

01:10:50.040 --> 01:10:50.840
Such a spasm.

01:10:50.960 --> 01:10:53.740
Better get his ass some kind of a sedative.

01:10:54.120 --> 01:10:55.340
Pish posh.

01:10:55.520 --> 01:10:57.200
Man, I'll come as whack as I like.

01:10:57.660 --> 01:10:58.620
Spits back on the mic.

01:10:58.900 --> 01:11:00.600
Dispensing my disingenuous advice.

01:11:01.120 --> 01:11:03.540
Accused famous rappers of biting my style.

01:11:03.640 --> 01:11:04.360
Get shot at.

01:11:04.540 --> 01:11:06.960
Sit at home, trying to simulate me a hi-hat.

01:11:07.200 --> 01:11:07.520
Wishing.

01:11:07.520 --> 01:11:09.880
CPU corocopy.

01:11:10.080 --> 01:11:10.760
And open.

01:11:11.340 --> 01:11:13.360
That if he does, it isn't weak.

01:11:13.540 --> 01:11:13.740
On?

01:11:13.840 --> 01:11:14.100
Wishing.

01:11:15.000 --> 01:11:16.500
CPU corocopy.

01:11:16.780 --> 01:11:19.800
Nerdcore, hip hop, good rain supreme.

01:11:22.620 --> 01:11:25.000
We'll make a mention of my DJ.

01:11:25.380 --> 01:11:27.340
CPU nerdcore.

01:11:27.460 --> 01:11:29.780
Hip hop is the style he used.

01:11:30.000 --> 01:11:31.080
Step to my DJ.

01:11:31.360 --> 01:11:32.900
You better be prepared.

01:11:32.900 --> 01:11:36.220
He got 28 and 22, 50 and square.

01:11:36.220 --> 01:11:39.640
Just a little bitty bit more than the beat you thought.

01:11:39.780 --> 01:11:40.480
Front a lot.

01:11:40.600 --> 01:11:42.940
Drop kick and rhythm in the double art.

01:11:43.080 --> 01:11:43.360
Sock.

01:11:43.440 --> 01:11:47.060
Skinny little beats, but return with the fat of the land.

01:11:47.120 --> 01:11:49.420
Now I got a swollen hip hop gland.

01:11:49.480 --> 01:11:50.900
I suffer hypochondria.

01:11:51.080 --> 01:11:52.700
I think my beats is sick.

01:11:52.960 --> 01:11:53.560
Don't trip.

01:11:54.560 --> 01:11:56.000
Don't trip.

01:11:56.200 --> 01:11:59.100
I'ma listen to the bootleg MP3.

01:11:59.460 --> 01:12:02.280
Post the front a lot demo on my FTP.

01:12:02.740 --> 01:12:05.860
Run away from the rappers who were just like me.

01:12:05.860 --> 01:12:09.140
Cause they ain't appreciating who my DJ be.

01:12:09.520 --> 01:12:10.020
Wishing.

01:12:10.920 --> 01:12:12.360
CPU corocopy.

01:12:12.600 --> 01:12:13.260
And opening.

01:12:13.880 --> 01:12:15.840
What that defeat does, it isn't weak.

01:12:16.020 --> 01:12:16.560
I'm wishing.

01:12:17.540 --> 01:12:18.960
CPU corocopy.

01:12:19.200 --> 01:12:19.840
And opening.

01:12:20.000 --> 01:12:22.860
Nerdcore, hip hop, good rain supreme.

01:12:22.860 --> 01:12:27.540
What's the matter with you people?

01:12:27.540 --> 01:12:28.420
I was joking.

01:12:29.180 --> 01:12:31.300
Don't you know a joke when you hear one?

01:12:31.320 --> 01:12:47.400
spooky.

01:12:47.460 --> 01:12:47.660
Leon.

01:12:47.700 --> 01:12:47.980
This is the first off to tell me.

01:12:47.980 --> 01:12:50.160
Mike confident.

01:12:50.200 --> 01:12:50.520
I can't believe George.

01:12:50.580 --> 01:12:50.920
Uh magnus.

01:12:51.020 --> 01:12:52.160
I'll be here.

01:12:52.400 --> 01:12:52.840
Hoosh.

01:12:52.940 --> 01:12:53.540
enjoy the hall.

01:12:53.620 --> 01:12:53.640
I love das.

01:12:53.800 --> 01:12:53.920
Hi.

01:12:54.040 --> 01:12:54.140
Yeah.

01:12:54.220 --> 01:12:54.620
Ohなた.

01:12:54.640 --> 01:12:55.620
I love it.

01:12:55.620 --> 01:12:56.480
I love it.

01:12:56.540 --> 01:12:57.660
I love it.

01:12:57.740 --> 01:12:58.020
I love it.

01:12:58.120 --> 01:12:59.020
I love it.

01:12:59.020 --> 01:12:59.700
I love it.

