WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:26.140 The Digital Dog Pound presents Binary Revolution Radio, now launch the base. 00:30.000 --> 00:59.980 The Digital Dog Pound presents Binary Revolution Radio, now launch the base. 01:00.000 --> 01:29.980 The Digital Dog Pound presents Binary Revolution Radio, now launch the base. 01:29.980 --> 01:34.980 The Digital Dog Pound presents Binary Revolution Radio, now launch the base. 01:34.980 --> 01:41.980 The Digital Dog Pound presents Binary Revolution Radio, now launch the base. 01:41.980 --> 01:46.980 The Digital Dog Pound presents Binary Revolution Radio, now launch the base. 01:46.980 --> 01:58.980 The Digital Dog Pound presents Binary Revolution Radio, now launch the base. 01:58.980 --> 02:22.280 The Digital Dog Pound presents Binary Revolution Radio, now launch the base. 02:22.280 --> 02:26.920 Get ready to act the system. 02:28.100 --> 02:30.580 Get ready to act the planet. 02:43.580 --> 02:44.900 Act the planet. 02:46.700 --> 02:50.320 Get ready to act the planet. 02:52.280 --> 03:12.980 Get ready to act the system. 03:14.300 --> 03:16.700 Get ready to act the planet. 03:16.700 --> 03:18.700 Get ready to act the planet. 03:22.280 --> 03:32.280 Get ready to act the planet. 03:32.280 --> 03:37.280 Get ready to act the planet. 03:37.280 --> 03:41.280 Get ready to act the planet. 03:41.280 --> 03:43.640 You are listening to Vibery Revolution Radio. 03:44.020 --> 03:46.120 The revolution will be digitized. 03:46.280 --> 03:47.280 Act the planet. 03:51.280 --> 03:52.480 Hello? 03:53.940 --> 03:54.580 Hello? 03:56.040 --> 03:57.240 Is this a telemarketer? 03:58.780 --> 03:59.280 Hello? 03:59.280 --> 03:59.540 Hello? 03:59.540 --> 04:05.680 Why would you call and not say anything, you dirty douchebag? 04:05.680 --> 04:16.440 This is dedicated to all the hackers and the crackers. 04:16.680 --> 04:18.160 To the hackers and the crackers. 04:18.560 --> 04:19.680 I see in binary. 04:20.080 --> 04:21.340 I speak source code. 04:21.640 --> 04:22.600 Step on my toes. 04:22.680 --> 04:25.180 I'll post a million jpegs of you in a fag pose. 04:25.440 --> 04:27.840 In your digital stance, getting firewalled ho. 04:27.840 --> 04:30.420 Cause I'm ridin' the net in my six foe. 04:30.420 --> 04:32.200 I was a dick with my 56. 04:32.700 --> 04:35.180 Now with my cable, I'm able to get that stable. 04:35.480 --> 04:37.440 On the out, my name is Ace and I'm a Leo. 04:37.800 --> 04:41.180 On the digital highway, my name is Neo and I'm a hero. 04:41.400 --> 04:43.420 In a flash, I'll sue you on burnin' dreamcasts. 04:44.200 --> 04:45.320 You need some ISOs? 04:45.520 --> 04:47.080 Let me through my hard drive rifle. 04:47.420 --> 04:49.100 Our exchange you could never stifle. 04:49.320 --> 04:52.240 In a digital hug, you just caught the love bug. 04:52.240 --> 04:53.700 I bootlegged your CD. 04:54.120 --> 04:56.280 I caused a fight between Un and Jay-Z. 04:56.620 --> 04:58.500 Your CG, it's all gonna be free. 04:58.620 --> 05:00.820 Whether we take it by force or we take it nicely. 05:01.240 --> 05:02.840 You feel that rattle in your bones? 05:03.080 --> 05:05.000 When I tell you we just hacked out Jones. 05:05.300 --> 05:07.160 And NASDAQ leaves you flat on your back. 05:07.360 --> 05:09.440 Cause I am he who loves to hack and crack. 05:09.860 --> 05:12.220 Cause I am he who loves to hack and crack. 05:12.660 --> 05:15.320 This is dedicated to the hackers and the criminals. 05:15.820 --> 05:20.220 Serial codes, source codes, ISOs, RANs, Zip, Sips. 05:20.220 --> 05:22.980 This is dedicated to the hackers and the crack. 05:23.980 --> 05:29.920 Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the Binary Revolution Radio Telephonic Craptacular. 05:30.640 --> 05:32.760 I am StankDawg with you as always. 05:33.660 --> 05:41.280 And this is a very special episode because in lieu of going through some news and emails and ranting about things, 05:41.720 --> 05:47.120 I've been putting together a little collection of phone calls and other assorted pastimes of mine. 05:47.120 --> 05:51.120 And I thought I'd put them all together and share them with you for this special occasion. 05:52.320 --> 05:56.300 So, enjoy episode 25 of Binary Revolution Radio. 05:56.680 --> 05:59.020 Thank you for listening for 25 episodes. 05:59.680 --> 06:02.700 I hope you listen to a lot more and enjoy your holidays. 06:03.380 --> 06:06.300 We will be back on episode 26 a week from now. 06:06.480 --> 06:09.980 So, without further ado, let's begin. 06:09.980 --> 06:15.380 And the first one here, well, actually several of these are going to be of the same nature. 06:15.900 --> 06:20.320 I get, just like everyone else, lots and lots of calls from telemarketers. 06:21.100 --> 06:26.460 So, I feel that since they called me, it's okay if I record them. 06:27.120 --> 06:28.460 And I'm going to share them with you now. 06:29.820 --> 06:34.060 This first one was pretty much what I normally do with telemarketers. 06:34.060 --> 06:39.200 I just try to keep them online as long as I can, just kind of drag it out, turning into a conversation, 06:39.960 --> 06:43.240 until eventually I get bored and just try to see if I can't freak them out 06:43.240 --> 06:46.100 or just say something that, you know, offends them or something like that. 06:46.380 --> 06:48.500 So, this first call is along those lines. 06:48.660 --> 06:48.900 Enjoy. 06:50.580 --> 06:51.740 Hello, may I please speak? 06:52.140 --> 06:52.940 StankDawgEdit. 06:53.320 --> 06:54.320 Who's calling, please? 06:54.940 --> 06:57.920 Yes, my name is Lucy and I'm calling in reference to... 06:57.920 --> 06:59.160 StankDawgEdit. 06:59.580 --> 07:01.940 Is he available right now? 07:01.940 --> 07:05.480 Um, what is it about the Visa card that you wanted to talk to me about? 07:05.560 --> 07:06.320 Am I over my limit? 07:07.280 --> 07:07.980 Oh, no, sir. 07:08.100 --> 07:11.340 This is just to inform you that because of your good credit card standing, 07:11.800 --> 07:15.000 we will be receiving a complimentary gift from American Home. 07:15.360 --> 07:15.860 Woo-hoo! 07:16.180 --> 07:16.540 Yeah! 07:16.700 --> 07:17.560 How good is my credit? 07:17.620 --> 07:18.560 How good is my standing? 07:19.540 --> 07:20.140 Come again. 07:20.580 --> 07:22.040 You said my credit is really good. 07:22.100 --> 07:22.740 How good is it? 07:22.760 --> 07:24.540 Is there like a number between 1 and 10? 07:24.680 --> 07:26.360 Am I like a perfect 10 or what? 07:27.380 --> 07:30.440 Sir, we don't have any information about that right now. 07:30.740 --> 07:31.820 Well, what's the cutoff? 07:31.940 --> 07:33.700 I mean, do you give the prize to like everybody 07:33.700 --> 07:37.200 or do you have to have like, you know, only the upper 90% or something? 07:38.240 --> 07:41.520 Sir, this is just in reference to your Visa card 07:41.520 --> 07:43.120 because of your good credit card standing, 07:43.220 --> 07:45.120 you will be receiving a complimentary gift. 07:46.240 --> 07:49.140 Yeah, but like my brother has really bad credit. 07:49.260 --> 07:50.820 Is he going to get the complimentary gift too? 07:50.880 --> 07:52.060 Because that's not really fair. 07:53.440 --> 07:55.160 Is this just something you give to everybody? 07:55.280 --> 07:56.040 Are you tricking me? 07:56.940 --> 07:57.460 Come again? 07:57.700 --> 07:58.680 Are you just tricking me? 07:58.680 --> 07:59.900 Do you give this gift to everybody 07:59.900 --> 08:02.160 or is it really only for people who have good credit? 08:03.500 --> 08:05.680 Sir, I'm just here to inform you about this 08:05.680 --> 08:08.740 and I don't have any information about that other stuff, sir. 08:09.880 --> 08:10.200 Okay? 08:10.480 --> 08:11.500 Well, I'm confused. 08:11.680 --> 08:13.020 You must have some information 08:13.020 --> 08:14.600 because you said I have good credit, right? 08:15.240 --> 08:15.800 Yes, sir. 08:15.800 --> 08:19.420 Or do you just go down a list and call everybody? 08:20.900 --> 08:21.520 Come again, sir? 08:21.880 --> 08:23.920 Do you just go down a list and call everybody 08:23.920 --> 08:25.100 and tell them they have good credit? 08:26.960 --> 08:27.580 No, sir. 08:29.440 --> 08:31.080 Okay, so what do I get for my good credit? 08:31.160 --> 08:33.620 What is the free surprise or whatever, the free reward? 08:34.620 --> 08:38.100 So, sir, you will be receiving a free complimentary phone card 08:38.100 --> 08:41.400 that is loaded with 1,000 minutes of long distance call. 08:41.400 --> 08:42.060 Woo-hoo! 08:42.960 --> 08:43.400 Yeah. 08:44.600 --> 08:46.920 Can I make long distance calls with that then? 08:47.880 --> 08:48.180 Yes. 08:48.260 --> 08:51.080 It's a long distance phone card, sir. 08:51.140 --> 08:53.200 You can use this in calling anywhere in the country. 08:53.580 --> 08:55.860 Anywhere in the United States or any country at all 08:55.860 --> 09:00.000 because I have a lot of relatives over in Hong Kong and England, actually, 09:00.160 --> 09:02.040 that I make a lot of outside calls. 09:02.140 --> 09:03.440 Will the phone card work for them? 09:04.360 --> 09:04.820 No, sir. 09:04.880 --> 09:07.820 This is only in the United States. 09:08.000 --> 09:08.260 Okay? 09:08.260 --> 09:12.620 Oh, I guess I need better credit to get the external outside the United States card. 09:14.080 --> 09:14.580 Come again? 09:15.060 --> 09:19.440 I guess I don't have good enough credit to get the card that lets me make international calls. 09:20.420 --> 09:20.780 No, sir. 09:20.860 --> 09:25.040 This is only for in-state and state-to-state long distance calls. 09:25.180 --> 09:27.820 This phone card is just valid for that call. 09:28.040 --> 09:28.260 Okay? 09:28.540 --> 09:31.740 1,000 minutes of long distance calls inside the United States. 09:32.300 --> 09:32.840 Yes, sir. 09:33.020 --> 09:33.700 Okay, great. 09:33.820 --> 09:34.360 Sounds good. 09:34.360 --> 09:39.780 Okay, you can use this, sir, in any kinds of touch-tone phone, including pay phones and cell phones. 09:40.380 --> 09:43.160 And you don't need to change nor switch your long distance carrier. 09:43.580 --> 09:45.980 And you can also share this with your family and friends. 09:46.480 --> 09:51.300 And, sir, for your convenience, the complete information regarding this phone card will be sent out to you in writing. 09:51.420 --> 09:51.660 Okay? 09:52.220 --> 09:52.800 I'm sorry. 09:52.840 --> 09:53.600 I didn't understand that? 09:54.560 --> 09:58.780 A complete information, sir, regarding this phone card will be sent out to you in writing. 09:58.960 --> 09:59.160 Okay? 09:59.160 --> 10:01.900 Yeah, I don't have a touch-tone phone, though. 10:01.920 --> 10:02.620 Is that a problem? 10:04.200 --> 10:06.420 Oh, sir, it only works in any touch-tone phone. 10:06.900 --> 10:10.360 See, I use my phone through my computer, so I don't actually have touch-tones. 10:10.560 --> 10:12.240 So, yeah, you know what? 10:12.260 --> 10:13.980 I think I probably better just pass. 10:14.020 --> 10:15.520 This doesn't sound like it works for me. 10:15.800 --> 10:17.180 But thank you very much for the call. 10:17.180 --> 10:22.700 Oh, that was just wrong. 10:25.080 --> 10:29.780 Now, see, Lucy was pretty fun, but the majority of the calls I get go more like this one, 10:29.880 --> 10:34.640 where I just start making up numbers and playing along, and I get tired kind of quickly. 10:34.820 --> 10:36.160 So they're just short and sweet. 10:39.140 --> 10:39.580 Hello? 10:40.540 --> 10:41.000 Hi, man. 10:41.220 --> 10:42.460 Stank Dog Edit. 10:42.900 --> 10:43.920 Who's calling, please? 10:43.920 --> 10:44.940 My name is Dan. 10:45.020 --> 10:46.780 I'm with Key Financial Corporation. 10:47.020 --> 10:50.280 I'm calling you about the FHA loan on your property there. 10:50.980 --> 10:51.640 Yeah, what about it? 10:52.020 --> 10:56.280 You know if you're at a 6% or higher interest rate right now. 10:56.680 --> 10:59.340 Yeah, I'm actually right at 6%. 10:59.340 --> 11:01.660 Okay, then you're going to be able to save money. 11:01.780 --> 11:02.760 Hold on one moment. 11:04.020 --> 11:05.540 Just for holding on, I get to save money? 11:05.600 --> 11:06.420 That's a pretty good deal. 11:07.620 --> 11:10.600 Now, it's going to take me a second to put this in the computer here. 11:10.920 --> 11:13.160 Now, are you on a 30-year mortgage at this point? 11:13.160 --> 11:15.280 I'm on a 15, you're right, at this point. 11:15.480 --> 11:17.260 Okay, so you'd rather be at a 15. 11:17.380 --> 11:18.140 That's even better. 11:19.420 --> 11:21.740 Well, how much do you owe on your home? 11:21.820 --> 11:23.620 I really can't do anything with that number. 11:23.760 --> 11:25.320 I mean, you know, it's a number to me. 11:26.020 --> 11:29.800 Yeah, I'd rather not talk about that over the phone, but thank you for the call. 11:30.240 --> 11:31.020 What did you... 11:31.020 --> 11:33.840 Later, biatch! 11:33.840 --> 11:37.880 Now, this one is one of my personal favorites. 11:38.100 --> 11:41.420 This girl was just so, so incredibly nice. 11:42.060 --> 11:44.980 And I was in a really great mood to try to drag it out. 11:45.540 --> 11:52.440 And then when I finally got tired and tried to end it by telling them that I would have been convicted of fraud and identity theft, 11:52.740 --> 11:55.420 they still were willing to give me this wonderful credit card. 11:55.540 --> 11:57.040 So this is one of my personal favorites. 11:57.040 --> 11:58.040 Which I hope you enjoy it. 12:02.180 --> 12:02.540 Hello? 12:05.040 --> 12:05.760 Hi, I'm Ashley. 12:06.080 --> 12:07.860 Sorry, no real names allowed. 12:08.080 --> 12:08.320 Please. 12:08.720 --> 12:09.380 Who's calling? 12:09.920 --> 12:11.040 Hi, my name is Brandy. 12:11.100 --> 12:12.100 I'm calling from MBNA. 12:12.280 --> 12:13.260 How are you doing this evening? 12:13.440 --> 12:14.840 I'm pretty damn good. 12:14.900 --> 12:15.360 How about you? 12:15.520 --> 12:17.040 I'm doing pretty good myself. 12:17.180 --> 12:17.540 Okay. 12:17.920 --> 12:18.740 Myself, actually. 12:19.100 --> 12:20.480 Let me tell you that I'm going to be brief. 12:20.580 --> 12:22.140 I'm not going to take up too much of your time. 12:22.320 --> 12:22.620 Okay. 12:22.720 --> 12:26.780 She said, for my call today, is to let you know, upon approval, in a couple of weeks, 12:26.840 --> 12:30.220 you will be receiving our World Points Platinum Plus MasterCard. 12:30.960 --> 12:31.300 Wait a minute. 12:31.340 --> 12:32.380 I will be receiving it? 12:32.400 --> 12:33.660 Like, I don't have a choice in the matter? 12:33.920 --> 12:35.320 Well, I mean, of course you have a choice. 12:35.320 --> 12:35.740 Oh, okay. 12:36.800 --> 12:38.180 I mean, did I screw something up? 12:38.220 --> 12:43.320 Did I blow, you know, did you guys catch up with my whole, uh, am I being punished or what? 12:43.320 --> 12:43.980 No, sir. 12:44.120 --> 12:44.480 No, sir. 12:44.560 --> 12:46.200 This is actually a great promotional rate. 12:46.280 --> 12:49.140 We wouldn't actually try to punish you with such a great promotion. 12:49.680 --> 12:51.660 What exactly is the promotional rate? 12:51.660 --> 12:54.180 Well, let me tell you, the card has no annual fee. 12:55.060 --> 12:59.460 Um, it is at a 0% interest rate until June 2004. 13:00.160 --> 13:07.600 And after that fixed rate of June 2004 ends, it will go to a, uh, fixed rate of 9.9%. 13:07.600 --> 13:08.620 Hmm. 13:09.320 --> 13:09.580 I see. 13:09.640 --> 13:12.380 I think that's like every other credit card ad I get. 13:12.420 --> 13:14.500 It's always got a 0% interest rate. 13:14.680 --> 13:15.980 Uh, there's never an annual fee. 13:16.660 --> 13:20.120 I mean, not to be rude, but that sounds like pretty much everything else that's offered to me. 13:20.120 --> 13:21.460 What's different about this? 13:21.660 --> 13:25.640 Well, like I said, the 0% interest rate is, um, a promotional rate. 13:25.720 --> 13:31.300 It's good on your cash only, which means it's good on your balance transfers or your assets checks. 13:31.740 --> 13:34.200 Um, and that will be up to June 2004. 13:34.820 --> 13:36.980 Um, the card has great benefits. 13:37.120 --> 13:38.640 Let me ask you, do you travel a lot? 13:39.100 --> 13:42.640 Um, yeah, I have to jet in and out of the country quite a bit, actually. 13:42.780 --> 13:46.080 Okay, and do you collect, uh, frequent flyer miles by any can? 13:46.420 --> 13:49.000 Um, you know, I do, but I don't keep track of them. 13:49.100 --> 13:52.540 Actually, I have a secretary that takes care of all that for me, so, um... 13:52.540 --> 13:52.720 Okay. 13:52.720 --> 13:54.340 I mean, I do, but I don't do it personally. 13:55.500 --> 13:56.400 You don't do it often? 13:56.940 --> 13:59.040 Yeah, I, I, the secretary takes care of all that. 13:59.100 --> 14:02.620 I don't have time to mess with the little details and stuff like that. 14:02.720 --> 14:03.740 And that's understandable. 14:04.220 --> 14:08.700 But let me tell you that with this card, um, we do offer frequent flyer miles as well. 14:09.140 --> 14:14.520 But our, excuse me, unlike other cards that have blackout dates, our card has no blackout dates. 14:14.520 --> 14:19.140 Um, which means you can use them at any time, no matter, uh, where you're going. 14:19.300 --> 14:22.760 And actually, it's with any U.S., with any airline. 14:23.420 --> 14:23.700 Okay. 14:23.700 --> 14:28.060 So, I know with, um, other cards, they do have restrictions as far as blackout dates. 14:28.380 --> 14:34.360 And normally, it's only with one or two airlines that you can use, uh, your card, your, uh, miles. 14:34.540 --> 14:38.680 But actually, with this card, it's any, um, airlines, no blackout dates. 14:38.680 --> 14:43.420 And it also has quite a few other benefits that I'm pretty sure, if you're a traveler, 14:43.420 --> 14:45.360 um, that you would like to use. 14:45.780 --> 14:46.060 Mm-hmm. 14:46.720 --> 14:48.420 Now, one thing, um... 14:48.420 --> 14:54.440 Now, can I transfer my points from, that I already have over to this and, like, have them all in one central place? 14:54.480 --> 14:54.960 Or... 14:56.420 --> 14:56.960 I'm sorry. 14:57.140 --> 14:57.960 Can you say that again? 14:58.040 --> 15:00.480 Like, I already have my frequent flyer mile accounts. 15:00.540 --> 15:04.480 Like I said, can I transfer them all over to this card and have them all in one central place? 15:04.540 --> 15:06.900 Can you guys track all of my frequent flyer miles for me? 15:08.620 --> 15:10.680 Um, let me try to find out their information, 15:10.680 --> 15:14.120 because I'm not exactly sure whether or not they will allow you to transfer a point. 15:14.320 --> 15:15.100 Okay, I'll hold on. 15:15.240 --> 15:16.000 Okay, thank you. 15:23.000 --> 15:24.680 La-da-dee-da. 15:25.320 --> 15:27.440 La-da-dee-da-da. 15:28.240 --> 15:29.480 I need some hold music. 15:32.680 --> 15:33.960 Okay, Mr. Censored. 15:33.960 --> 15:46.180 Well, right, I'm just trying to think of all the miles that I already have, my frequent flyer miles that already exist. 15:46.280 --> 15:50.540 How can I combine them together, because I don't want to just stop the plan that I'm currently in. 15:50.540 --> 15:52.360 Well, no, you don't have to stop the plan. 15:52.520 --> 15:58.760 You can, um, like I said, we're going to, what we want to do is send out the card and the welcome packet out to you, 15:58.860 --> 16:01.660 so that you can compare, uh, the two. 16:02.240 --> 16:08.700 And if you decide that you want to go ahead and use our card, you're actually able to use our card that has no blackout dates, 16:08.820 --> 16:14.000 and the card that you want to use that may have blackout dates at two different times. 16:14.800 --> 16:21.280 What I'm saying is basically, say you want to use your other card, um, on a certain date, but it has a blackout date. 16:21.580 --> 16:26.640 Our card has no blackout dates, and you could use that card as long as you have the points available. 16:27.340 --> 16:29.140 So it actually works both ways. 16:29.980 --> 16:34.980 Yeah, you know what, I actually, you know, that sounds good, that would be helpful to me and everything, 16:35.120 --> 16:39.300 but let's be honest, my more main concern, before we waste any time, have you already, 16:39.580 --> 16:41.620 am I already, like, pre-approved or anything like that? 16:41.620 --> 16:44.440 Because, frankly, the bigger concern is my credit. 16:44.580 --> 16:50.800 I've actually had some, some problems in the past with identity fraud, where I was arrested, and there were some problems. 16:51.080 --> 16:53.320 Well, unfortunately, I wouldn't be able to tell you that information. 16:53.440 --> 16:57.640 Like I said, we, what I'm trying to do is get your, get your information, 16:57.880 --> 17:01.860 and get your okay to actually send out the card and the welcome packet to you, 17:01.900 --> 17:05.200 but I'm not able to tell you whether or not you're already pre-approved. 17:05.360 --> 17:07.120 I don't see your credit, basically. 17:07.120 --> 17:11.520 That's a problem because I'm scared that if I apply for this, I'm on probation right now, 17:11.620 --> 17:15.080 and I'm worried that just the act of applying for a new card might break my probation 17:15.080 --> 17:19.200 because I'm not supposed to be participating in any of this kind of stuff right now 17:19.200 --> 17:22.800 because they think that I'm going to use it for more identity theft, 17:23.060 --> 17:26.420 and I don't want to be, I don't want to put myself in an awkward situation. 17:26.640 --> 17:33.000 So, you know, it's probably best right now if I just back off because I just can't afford to go back, 17:33.000 --> 17:38.620 and I appreciate the call, but if it's not already pre-approved and it's something I can take advantage of, 17:38.640 --> 17:40.200 it's probably better for me to avoid it. 17:40.920 --> 17:41.220 Okay. 17:41.400 --> 17:43.780 Well, let me go ahead and give you our telephone number then. 17:43.900 --> 17:44.220 Okay. 17:44.380 --> 17:46.160 If you should happen to change your mind. 17:46.320 --> 17:46.620 Great. 17:46.880 --> 17:52.040 It's 1-866-600-2282. 17:52.460 --> 17:53.940 I'm sorry, that was 1-866. 17:54.880 --> 17:58.120 600-2282. 17:58.740 --> 18:00.140 2-2-8-2. 18:00.140 --> 18:00.820 Yes, sir. 18:01.000 --> 18:05.860 And if I call them, they will be able to, will they be able to look up my credit and make sure that I am, 18:06.380 --> 18:13.080 you know, that this is valid, that I can get it, and, you know, it's already pre-approved or whatever the term is? 18:13.340 --> 18:16.820 Well, see, the only thing that I can tell you, because like I said, we don't see your credit. 18:17.380 --> 18:24.000 You were pre-selected, which means that basically so far you have the criteria met to receive the card, 18:24.080 --> 18:29.760 but no one would, even if you call this back, no one would be able to guarantee that we could send you this card. 18:29.760 --> 18:30.820 Oh, that's what I was asking. 18:30.900 --> 18:34.300 The people at that number also do not have authority to look at that information. 18:34.320 --> 18:34.500 Right. 18:34.580 --> 18:36.560 We don't have authority to look at your credit. 18:37.100 --> 18:37.480 I see. 18:37.480 --> 18:45.380 So, well, is there a number of someone I can call that would be able to check that? 18:45.460 --> 18:48.460 Because like I said, I don't want to get into a jail situation. 18:48.760 --> 18:49.260 You know, I'm sorry. 18:49.340 --> 18:49.580 You know what? 18:49.920 --> 18:52.940 It's probably just better for all if I just don't follow up on this at all. 18:53.240 --> 18:53.700 Okay, ma'am. 18:53.700 --> 18:54.560 But thank you very much for the call. 18:54.560 --> 18:54.580 I appreciate it. 18:54.580 --> 18:55.440 But you'll have a good evening. 18:55.480 --> 18:55.940 You too. 18:56.200 --> 18:56.440 Goodbye. 18:56.440 --> 18:56.780 Bye-bye. 18:56.780 --> 19:04.580 I'm an evil bastard. 19:06.640 --> 19:07.480 All right. 19:07.700 --> 19:13.580 And my friend Ernie here, this is also another one of my favorites from Direct Satellite or something like that, 19:13.640 --> 19:15.080 some kind of direct TV company. 19:15.080 --> 19:27.380 This is how, this is a good example of social engineering, of how you can get the people on the line, twist the words, play along with them, 19:27.420 --> 19:31.580 and every once in a while just slip in a question, see if you can garnish some information from them. 19:31.680 --> 19:37.740 Usually, if you're slipping in with the right timing, make it inconspicuous, you can usually give them to give up some information. 19:37.740 --> 19:47.880 You'll notice that this gentleman was kind enough to tell me somewhat about how the system works and how they make their money and how their business works, 19:47.960 --> 19:50.240 even what kind of computer they had towards the end. 19:50.240 --> 19:53.260 And he was very forthcoming with information. 19:53.420 --> 19:59.100 Even when I put him on the spot, I kind of made him, you know, went with some awkwardness, gave him a little porn or questions, 19:59.320 --> 20:00.880 just trying to make him stutter a little bit. 20:01.240 --> 20:02.060 Get them off guard. 20:02.160 --> 20:03.080 Get them on their heels. 20:03.640 --> 20:11.580 And then they're usually not quite on the tips of their toes when it comes to thinking quickly and whether they should and shouldn't answer your request. 20:11.580 --> 20:15.780 So I usually like to push it if I can and get a little information out of him. 20:15.820 --> 20:17.320 And this is a pretty good example of that. 20:20.080 --> 20:20.480 Hello? 20:22.280 --> 20:24.100 That's Mr. Dog to you. 20:24.560 --> 20:25.200 Who's calling? 20:25.600 --> 20:28.820 This is Ernie with Direct Activation, consulting for DirecTV, sir. 20:29.300 --> 20:29.700 Okay. 20:29.800 --> 20:30.240 How are you? 20:30.600 --> 20:31.220 Just great. 20:31.260 --> 20:31.480 And yourself? 20:32.160 --> 20:33.660 I'm pretty good. 20:34.040 --> 20:34.360 Okay. 20:34.480 --> 20:37.400 Just really quickly, I wanted to let you know about the great promotion we have on it. 20:37.400 --> 20:41.020 We're installing free DirecTV satellite systems for the next couple of days, sir. 20:41.580 --> 20:45.780 We have a great promotion with the NFL Sunday ticket as well that will allow you to see all the NFL football games. 20:46.320 --> 20:51.660 Plus, we'll give you four months of free programming as well if you sign up for the NFL Sunday ticket, sir. 20:52.220 --> 20:55.660 Just trying to see if we might be able to save you some money up your monthly cable bill if you're paying for cable. 20:56.960 --> 20:59.620 Well, yeah, I have basic cable. 20:59.700 --> 21:01.440 I only have the basic channels right now. 21:01.680 --> 21:08.140 So it's definitely going to be more, but I would be interested in how much are those add-on packages? 21:08.140 --> 21:11.060 Well, actually, why don't you tell me what's the prices for just the general packages? 21:11.580 --> 21:12.380 Yeah, okay. 21:12.700 --> 21:14.920 Because I know this is just a little sales call gimmick. 21:14.980 --> 21:15.740 You want to get me hooked. 21:16.080 --> 21:18.260 But what's the flat-out bottom line? 21:18.300 --> 21:20.100 How much is it going to cost me a month to get what? 21:20.480 --> 21:20.840 Exactly. 21:21.720 --> 21:26.760 Let me find out how many TVs you have at your home so I can give you an accurate quote about DirecTV. 21:27.040 --> 21:28.620 Does it matter how many TVs I have? 21:28.760 --> 21:28.980 Yeah. 21:28.980 --> 21:31.760 Why does that make a difference? 21:31.760 --> 21:39.160 Oh, because for DirecTV, it's 100% digital, which means you have to have a separate receiver, a satellite receiver for each room. 21:40.400 --> 21:43.480 So there's an additional cost to get to activate those every month. 21:43.620 --> 21:46.380 It's $4.99 for each room. 21:47.380 --> 21:51.100 Let's say we set you up with the NFL Sunday ticket. 21:51.100 --> 21:52.060 I'm sorry. 21:52.140 --> 21:53.320 Somebody in your room made a sale. 21:53.420 --> 21:55.900 I was helping out with the little – I heard the bell ringing and stuff. 21:56.060 --> 21:56.480 Oh, yeah. 21:56.580 --> 21:58.560 Somebody – a new DirecTV customer there. 21:58.660 --> 21:59.040 There you go. 21:59.100 --> 22:00.060 Tell them I say congratulations. 22:00.360 --> 22:01.000 I sure will. 22:01.100 --> 22:01.300 No. 22:01.380 --> 22:01.620 Come on. 22:01.640 --> 22:02.260 Tell them now. 22:03.340 --> 22:03.660 Congratulations. 22:03.980 --> 22:05.300 My customer said congratulations. 22:05.500 --> 22:05.920 Did you hear that? 22:06.080 --> 22:06.660 There you go. 22:06.780 --> 22:07.200 There you go. 22:07.260 --> 22:08.500 They're all smiling and stuff, too. 22:08.500 --> 22:11.700 Okay, now, how many TVs did you say? 22:11.860 --> 22:16.780 Because we're giving away three receivers right now, and we can get you a great deal on more of them if you need them more. 22:16.800 --> 22:18.100 Well, no, I actually have – 22:18.100 --> 22:18.920 I have three. 22:19.280 --> 22:19.860 I have three. 22:19.940 --> 22:25.120 But isn't there, like, a device that can do all three from one central location or no? 22:25.760 --> 22:27.220 You could split it yourself. 22:27.360 --> 22:31.880 You could go get a splitter from, like, Radio Shack and some coax cable and do it yourself. 22:32.400 --> 22:35.620 But you'd have to watch the same programming on both TVs, though. 22:36.360 --> 22:37.080 Oh, you would? 22:37.080 --> 22:45.080 Yeah, so you wouldn't have – yeah, you need an individual receiver, actually, to pick up the DirecTV signal, and so you need a separate one. 22:45.240 --> 22:47.500 You're going to be staring the same signal on both TVs. 22:48.060 --> 22:49.420 So some people like – that's called mirroring. 22:49.480 --> 22:51.820 Some people like to do that, you know, to save a little bit of money. 22:52.180 --> 22:53.580 No, it's not that big a deal. 22:53.900 --> 22:54.040 Yeah. 22:54.480 --> 22:57.660 So it's an additional $4.99 for each room. 22:58.360 --> 23:00.320 So, like, let's say – you said three TVs, right? 23:00.480 --> 23:00.780 Right. 23:00.860 --> 23:03.140 And you showed some interest in the NFL Sunday ticket. 23:03.280 --> 23:05.460 Right, NFL and the NASCAR package. 23:05.720 --> 23:06.080 Okay. 23:07.080 --> 23:10.540 I've got somebody trying to get the NASCAR information for me. 23:11.580 --> 23:12.140 Have you got another sale? 23:12.140 --> 23:13.360 Hopefully he'll be coming back in a second. 23:13.700 --> 23:16.680 The NFL one right now is $69 a month plus tax. 23:16.840 --> 23:18.260 Man, you guys are selling left and right. 23:18.280 --> 23:19.500 I just heard the bell ring again. 23:19.720 --> 23:21.140 Yeah, people want it. 23:21.220 --> 23:24.540 People are switching from outdated cable to, you know, state-of-the-art satellite systems. 23:24.680 --> 23:25.040 Right. 23:25.040 --> 23:28.280 Yeah, people are sick and tired of the price increase through the cable. 23:28.680 --> 23:29.080 Amen. 23:29.700 --> 23:30.000 Yeah. 23:30.220 --> 23:30.660 Hallelujah. 23:31.100 --> 23:31.320 Yeah. 23:31.420 --> 23:33.540 See, with DirecTV, you know, we don't do that. 23:33.620 --> 23:36.540 You sign a 12-month agreement and, you know, we're locked into that. 23:37.060 --> 23:38.120 You're bound to that. 23:38.260 --> 23:39.080 We're bound to it. 23:39.400 --> 23:40.520 You know, it's a partnership. 23:40.960 --> 23:43.420 When that 12 months is up, do you raise the price on me or anything? 23:43.820 --> 23:44.180 No. 23:44.580 --> 23:48.520 See, the last price increase, DirecTV experience, was three years ago, and it was only for $1. 23:48.980 --> 23:51.740 The same product, the same service I'm offering you now. 23:51.800 --> 23:53.200 Actually, we increased our channel, though. 23:53.620 --> 23:56.800 It's only been increased $1 since the year 2000. 23:57.160 --> 23:57.480 Wow. 23:57.820 --> 23:59.600 And when you sign the agreement, we can't do it. 23:59.620 --> 24:01.280 Like, with the cable company, they go by percentages. 24:01.520 --> 24:04.980 You know, they do 8% or 9%, you know, when they feel like it, pretty much. 24:05.200 --> 24:05.520 Right. 24:05.840 --> 24:06.100 Yeah. 24:06.340 --> 24:12.340 So, but right now, if you went with the NFL Sunday ticket, it would be $69.73 a month for the three TVs. 24:12.700 --> 24:13.080 Mm-hmm. 24:13.420 --> 24:17.600 And we're going to throw in Total Choice Premier with your locals, with that, free for four months. 24:17.940 --> 24:20.100 So, you're going to get all of the movie channels, everything. 24:20.240 --> 24:25.200 There's a sports pack in with that, with your regional sports network, Fox Sports World, the golf channel, 24:25.260 --> 24:27.460 all that stuff is thrown in there for free for four months. 24:27.740 --> 24:31.720 At the end of the four months, if you chose to stick with the Total Choice Premier package, 24:31.900 --> 24:34.340 that would be $97 a month plus tax. 24:34.340 --> 24:34.740 Good. 24:34.740 --> 24:35.680 But you don't have to keep that. 24:36.260 --> 24:37.660 Jesse, James had a gun. 24:37.660 --> 24:44.940 And our most affordable package, which is still outstanding, is called Total Choice with locals. 24:45.400 --> 24:49.020 On three TVs, that would only be $48.97 a month plus tax. 24:50.100 --> 24:51.800 And that's over 125 channels. 24:52.260 --> 24:53.620 So, you get some regional sports in there. 24:53.760 --> 24:56.400 You get, you know, all of your ESPNs and things like that. 24:56.400 --> 24:58.960 So, you get a good deal for that $48. 24:59.460 --> 24:59.620 All right. 24:59.660 --> 25:05.700 What if we were to take out the NFL thing and just go with the basic package of, you know, 25:05.760 --> 25:09.000 basic channels, or local channels plus, you know, whatever you're... 25:09.000 --> 25:09.240 Yeah. 25:09.760 --> 25:09.960 Okay. 25:10.000 --> 25:10.880 That's a great question. 25:11.040 --> 25:14.020 Just the 125 channels you said and not the extra stuff. 25:14.040 --> 25:15.000 How much would that cost me? 25:15.000 --> 25:20.700 That would be Total Choice with locals on three TVs if you're looking at $48.97 a month plus tax. 25:20.860 --> 25:22.140 Now, see, that sounds a lot better. 25:22.360 --> 25:28.180 Yeah, $48.97 a month plus tax, you're going to get, you know, a lot of great channels, you know. 25:28.520 --> 25:33.560 It's our core package, all of your ESPNs, your news channels like the CNNs, you know, 25:34.040 --> 25:36.900 Biography Channel, you name it, you know, it's in there. 25:37.340 --> 25:38.000 Music Choice. 25:38.720 --> 25:38.960 All right. 25:39.000 --> 25:44.180 So, as one man to another, don't I get like 700 or 800 porno channels with that too, or what's up with that? 25:44.180 --> 25:45.960 Well, what you do is you get some options. 25:46.060 --> 25:49.240 You get pay-per-view options, like 55 blockbuster pay-per-view options. 25:49.720 --> 25:53.660 And if you were so inclined to order programming like that, you know, 25:54.060 --> 25:58.100 what you do is you call up DirecTV itself, and you'd be able to order whatever you wanted. 25:58.280 --> 26:02.320 You know, they do offer like the Playboy Channel and some other things like that as well. 26:02.840 --> 26:07.540 And within the pay-per-view options too, there's like a few channels that you order in blocks of, you know, 26:07.560 --> 26:09.900 three or four hours or something like that, or you order for the day. 26:10.180 --> 26:12.000 Oh, dude, I only need like 10, 15 minutes. 26:12.060 --> 26:13.140 I don't need a full four hours. 26:13.140 --> 26:15.240 Yeah, you know, that's up to your discretion, though. 26:15.380 --> 26:17.480 Like I said, it's very private and everything. 26:18.020 --> 26:19.080 My company doesn't do that. 26:19.140 --> 26:20.480 We don't deal with the programming itself. 26:20.780 --> 26:24.500 All we do is just with the hardware, you know, the installation of the satellite system itself. 26:24.840 --> 26:25.860 We give it to you for free. 26:26.280 --> 26:30.760 Now, all the programming needs are going to be met through DirecTV customer service itself. 26:31.320 --> 26:31.720 All right. 26:31.800 --> 26:34.320 So once you got installed and everything, you'd be able to order whatever you wanted. 26:34.420 --> 26:36.920 And they do have all of those options available for you. 26:36.920 --> 26:38.400 Well, I'm confused then. 26:38.480 --> 26:45.300 If you're giving away the hardware and DirecTV is taking care of the programming, where do you guys make money? 26:45.820 --> 26:47.820 Well, DirecTV takes care of us for that. 26:47.960 --> 26:49.240 Oh, you get kickbacks from them. 26:49.360 --> 26:49.600 Okay. 26:49.600 --> 26:51.400 We set up everything. 26:51.820 --> 26:58.780 And, you know, once you sign a 12-month agreement that says you want to keep the service and everything, then, you know, our company gets reimbursed through DirecTV. 26:59.420 --> 26:59.740 Right. 26:59.740 --> 27:04.640 Yeah, but we'll give you all the equipment and installation, and we'll guarantee everything for 12 months, too. 27:04.740 --> 27:13.460 All of our equipment, our installation, if anything should go wrong, you don't call DirecTV like, you know, other companies with other people, resellers, you'll call my company. 27:13.780 --> 27:17.500 And we have people standing by, you know, that can come out there and take care of your problem for you. 27:17.760 --> 27:18.420 What is your company? 27:19.100 --> 27:20.120 Direct Activation. 27:20.520 --> 27:22.760 We're based out of Altamont Springs, Florida. 27:23.500 --> 27:24.300 Uh-huh. 27:24.400 --> 27:24.540 Yeah. 27:25.480 --> 27:25.960 All right. 27:26.000 --> 27:28.320 Well, then, all right, I'm going to ask another question. 27:28.320 --> 27:35.400 Pardon me if I'm crossing a line here, but let's say I get the bottom line and then get one of those, like, smart card things that gives me all the total whatever. 27:35.620 --> 27:35.940 Uh-huh. 27:36.380 --> 27:39.320 Is that, uh, that's not something I would do through you all, right? 27:39.360 --> 27:41.880 That's something I have to download off the Internet or something like that? 27:41.980 --> 27:45.120 Uh, I don't, I have no information about those type, those type of things. 27:45.560 --> 27:50.480 I said, you know, I'm pretty, I'm not very knowledgeable about, um, the, uh, piracy or whatever. 27:50.480 --> 27:52.540 I don't know what you'd even call those things, really, you know. 27:52.540 --> 27:55.420 But I said, we can get you the system and we can get you the basic package. 27:55.420 --> 28:02.100 And then afterwards, after, after that, if you already know somebody who can do those things for you or whatever, then, uh, you know, more power to you. 28:02.640 --> 28:08.000 Yeah, but I figured you'd tell me, you know, do they, do they shoot out there and tell that you got them or something like that? 28:08.000 --> 28:10.480 Or, I've never done it before, so I don't know anything about it. 28:10.660 --> 28:14.220 I, I have a friend of mine, you know, he, he used to have that done also. 28:14.220 --> 28:19.540 But I think he had to keep on getting it, uh, reconfigured or I don't know what the, what you call it, though. 28:19.560 --> 28:24.660 But he, he had to keep on doing that like every, you know, every 30 days or month and a half. 28:24.700 --> 28:25.620 It all depends, you know. 28:26.060 --> 28:31.700 I'm not sure, I'm not sure how they, you know, could tell if he had, you know, could tell if he had it or not or whatever. 28:31.800 --> 28:36.480 But I know he told me that, you know, he had to go keep on getting it re-chipped or I don't know, whatever. 28:36.760 --> 28:38.900 All right, so it sounds like a hassle to have to do it. 28:38.960 --> 28:41.280 But, geez, all the porn you can eat, man, it might be worth it. 28:41.860 --> 28:42.840 Oh, you can always order it. 28:42.840 --> 28:44.280 Yeah, um. 28:44.420 --> 28:46.500 You can always order as much as, as much as you want, you know. 28:46.600 --> 28:49.460 What about, um, the other problem is that I live in a condo. 28:49.580 --> 28:54.740 So, um, I don't know that they tell me I can't put this thing on the roof and I don't have a back porch, so. 28:54.940 --> 28:55.240 Really? 28:55.500 --> 28:57.760 Yeah, where could I put this, you know, is this something I can. 28:58.520 --> 29:02.660 Well, um, the, the installer, are, are there any restrictions aside from where you put it? 29:02.680 --> 29:03.600 I mean, can you have it? 29:04.480 --> 29:06.760 Do you have neighbors that have it at all or something like that? 29:07.120 --> 29:12.760 Wasn't there a law passed that says that they can't have a monopoly, the cable companies can't have a monopoly and they have to let me have it? 29:12.840 --> 29:15.440 Yeah, I, I, I've read, I've read that literature as much as well. 29:15.600 --> 29:22.840 You know, the, you know, the homeowner associations and the, you know, things like that, they can't, they can't deny you from, you know, purchasing something on your property and things, you know. 29:23.120 --> 29:23.440 Right. 29:23.800 --> 29:24.040 So. 29:24.440 --> 29:32.340 But, I mean, if they give me a hard time and try to kick me out and threaten me and all that, can I come to you guys and you guys fight them in court and all that kind of stuff or is that going to be on all on me? 29:33.120 --> 29:39.440 Um, I, I don't know, I don't know if, if, uh, my company will fight, you know, pay the expenses for court costs and things like that. 29:39.640 --> 29:43.940 That's why we ask before we even install it, are there, is there a problem getting it installed, you know? 29:44.260 --> 29:52.180 Is there something in your lease, is there something in writing that specifically says that you could not have it and that there'll be penalties and repercussions for signing, you know, getting one? 29:52.180 --> 29:57.580 Right. Now, see, I didn't, I didn't hear you ask that at the beginning or I would have mentioned, yeah, because they're, they're definitely tight on it around here. 29:57.620 --> 30:00.020 I thought you guys were saying that you knew I was in a condo. 30:00.520 --> 30:02.400 No, I, I had no idea that you're in a condo. 30:02.860 --> 30:08.840 Even, even with some, you know, uh, condos and things like that, they are allowed to have, you know, personal satellite systems. 30:09.180 --> 30:13.180 Right, no, not here. They're, they're filled with condo commandos all around here. 30:13.240 --> 30:17.140 We're not even allowed to wipe our ass without getting a flag thrown against us for something. 30:17.360 --> 30:18.440 Oh, man, that sucks. 30:18.580 --> 30:21.740 Yeah, all right, well, you know what, I'm sorry then to waste your time. I really wasn't. 30:21.740 --> 30:24.640 No, no problem, you know, that's, that's what I'm here, I'm paying for. 30:24.700 --> 30:29.680 Now, maybe you have some friends or family that don't have the same problem that you have as far as the condo association. 30:29.960 --> 30:30.140 Right. 30:30.140 --> 30:33.360 They might want a free satellite system and you can get $25 cash, you know. 30:33.600 --> 30:36.280 Hey, so do you have an 800 number I can tell them to call or? 30:36.580 --> 30:36.800 Yeah. 30:37.300 --> 30:37.880 Right, what's that? 30:37.980 --> 30:38.920 It's, uh, let's see. 30:39.920 --> 30:46.460 It's, uh, 866, that's 1-866-709-3474. 30:47.340 --> 30:50.900 3-4-7-4, okay, and should I have them ask for you and I'm sure you... 30:50.900 --> 30:51.760 Yeah, my name is Ernie. 30:52.220 --> 30:52.500 Ernie. 30:52.700 --> 30:55.380 Yeah, if they ask for me, I'll go ahead and give them all the free equipment and everything. 30:55.600 --> 30:58.100 All right, do you have an extension or they can just call that and ask for Ernie? 30:58.280 --> 30:59.360 Yeah, they have to ask for me. 30:59.520 --> 31:02.400 What probably will happen is they'll give me a message and I'll have to call them back or something. 31:02.700 --> 31:02.980 Great. 31:02.980 --> 31:07.420 Yeah, and I'm strapped to this computer right now, so I can't, you know, I don't have my own extensor or anything. 31:07.720 --> 31:08.960 What kind of computer do you have there? 31:09.860 --> 31:11.380 Uh, I don't know much about computers. 31:11.480 --> 31:12.900 I just know it's like a, it's a gateway. 31:13.720 --> 31:15.240 Oh, okay, so it's some sort of PC. 31:15.660 --> 31:15.860 Yeah. 31:16.080 --> 31:18.340 And you use a special software, like, to call people? 31:18.440 --> 31:21.480 How do you, how do you, that's why I said I thought you called me because I was in a condo. 31:21.880 --> 31:22.600 Ah, no, no, no. 31:22.600 --> 31:23.580 I thought you knew that. 31:23.660 --> 31:26.440 I don't know, I'm not, I'm not that bright of a guy really. 31:26.500 --> 31:27.960 I don't know exactly how they do it or whatever. 31:27.960 --> 31:34.580 They tell me to just talk to these people and try to get them to, you know, get them to accept the free, you know, promotion we have going on. 31:34.700 --> 31:34.900 Right. 31:34.960 --> 31:39.480 Yeah, sometimes, like, sometimes they do, sometimes they don't, you know, sometimes there are restrictions that won't allow them to get it, but. 31:39.560 --> 31:41.640 Right, hey, join the club, I'm not that guy either. 31:42.080 --> 31:42.240 Yeah. 31:42.520 --> 31:43.740 I appreciate your time, though, sir. 31:43.760 --> 31:44.640 All right, thank you very much. 31:44.640 --> 31:45.120 Have a good day. 31:45.580 --> 31:45.840 Bye-bye. 31:48.520 --> 31:52.860 Boy, that was, uh, I almost got a little extra information on the end, but, damn it. 31:53.240 --> 31:56.500 If I could have figured out how they get their numbers and what kind of software, that could have been interesting. 31:56.500 --> 31:58.300 But, Ernie had to go. 32:00.460 --> 32:06.800 Now, this young lady, when she called, she just wouldn't flinch. 32:07.060 --> 32:08.800 I threw everything at her. 32:09.000 --> 32:16.500 I threw, I started right off the bat hitting her with some awkwardness, trying to, trying to make her stumble, get her off guard, and she just wouldn't hear of it. 32:16.500 --> 32:25.840 She was straight to the script, stick with the survey, went right on with it, and, um, thought it kind of interesting how she handled it. 32:25.880 --> 32:28.900 And this is probably how they want them to, technically, to handle things. 32:29.000 --> 32:30.520 So, give a listen to this one. 32:30.520 --> 32:34.140 Um, obviously, and then, let's preface this a little bit. 32:34.200 --> 32:38.420 Obviously, they called because they knew I purchased a vehicle recently, which I've talked about on the show. 32:39.080 --> 32:44.920 Um, so, they obviously pulled that information from somewhere, even though they claim it was a random call. 32:45.480 --> 32:47.440 Um, they obviously know I purchased a vehicle. 32:47.440 --> 32:54.380 And, anytime you do anything like that, it's a matter of public record, the tax information's out there, and you will get targeted marketing. 32:54.560 --> 32:56.020 And, this is one of those calls. 32:57.240 --> 32:57.680 Hello? 32:58.640 --> 33:02.740 Hi, um, my name is Anna, and I'm calling from Pacific Market Research. 33:03.080 --> 33:05.440 We're conducting a national survey about cars. 33:05.560 --> 33:06.440 We're not selling anything. 33:07.040 --> 33:10.500 Your name was chosen at random from a list of people who've recently bought a vehicle. 33:11.180 --> 33:14.160 Um, this call may be monitored for quality control purposes. 33:14.700 --> 33:15.160 Okay. 33:15.160 --> 33:19.800 Uh, are you or is anyone in your household employed by an ad agency? 33:20.800 --> 33:22.280 By an ad agency? 33:22.520 --> 33:23.140 Uh, no. 33:24.100 --> 33:26.840 By an automotive manufacturer, dealer, or distributor? 33:28.060 --> 33:28.920 Uh, no. 33:29.840 --> 33:31.680 Um, by a marketing research firm? 33:33.440 --> 33:33.960 No. 33:34.380 --> 33:36.800 Everyone in this household is in the porno industry. 33:37.640 --> 33:42.880 Um, I would just like to confirm that you purchased or leased a new Toyota Corolla in the past few years. 33:42.880 --> 33:43.440 Is that right? 33:43.440 --> 33:45.900 Why, yes, that would be the Stankmobile. 33:47.000 --> 33:49.000 And, into which of these age groupings do you fall? 33:49.100 --> 33:54.420 Under 21, 21 to 39, 40 to 59, 60 to 69, 70 and older? 33:55.520 --> 33:58.580 Uh, 21 to 39, did you say? 33:58.920 --> 33:59.180 Yes. 33:59.280 --> 33:59.860 Yeah, there. 33:59.860 --> 34:00.600 Okay. 34:00.600 --> 34:03.420 Um, would you ever consider buying a Japanese vehicle? 34:03.420 --> 34:08.980 Please use the 1 to 10 scale, where 10 means you would definitely consider buying a Japanese vehicle at some time in the future, 34:09.380 --> 34:11.880 and a 1 means you would never consider buying a Japanese vehicle. 34:12.340 --> 34:13.500 Use any number in between. 34:13.620 --> 34:16.560 The higher the number, the more likely you would consider buying a Japanese vehicle. 34:17.960 --> 34:20.900 Um, isn't Toyota a Japanese vehicle? 34:21.400 --> 34:21.720 Yes. 34:21.720 --> 34:24.320 Okay, then I guess the answer would be 10. 34:25.180 --> 34:25.660 Okay. 34:26.180 --> 34:32.200 And, um, when you think of cars, minivans, or sport utility vehicles, what makes or manufacturers come to mind? 34:33.560 --> 34:34.120 Toyota. 34:34.120 --> 34:35.360 Okay. 34:35.960 --> 34:44.300 And, for which makes or manufacturers of cars, minivans, or sport utility vehicles, have you seen, heard, or read any advertising for in the past months? 34:45.080 --> 34:45.940 Um, Toyota. 34:46.960 --> 34:47.220 Okay. 34:48.680 --> 34:51.400 And, how familiar are you with the following automakes? 34:51.500 --> 34:55.020 Are you very familiar, somewhat familiar, or not at all familiar with Volkswagen? 34:56.340 --> 34:58.460 Um, I know of them, yes. 34:59.280 --> 35:01.980 Would that be very familiar, somewhat familiar, or not at all familiar? 35:02.280 --> 35:03.700 I guess somewhat familiar. 35:04.120 --> 35:04.460 Okay. 35:04.960 --> 35:05.540 Um, Ford. 35:06.640 --> 35:07.920 Uh, somewhat familiar. 35:08.620 --> 35:09.020 Nissan. 35:09.680 --> 35:10.640 Somewhat familiar. 35:11.320 --> 35:11.660 Honda. 35:12.220 --> 35:13.580 Uh, somewhat familiar. 35:14.200 --> 35:14.500 Pardon? 35:15.320 --> 35:15.800 I'm sorry? 35:16.820 --> 35:17.300 Well, Honda. 35:17.940 --> 35:19.520 Honda, uh, somewhat familiar. 35:20.480 --> 35:20.920 Toyota. 35:21.600 --> 35:22.400 Very familiar. 35:22.600 --> 35:24.740 Very, very, very, very familiar. 35:25.080 --> 35:25.480 Okay. 35:26.000 --> 35:28.260 Um, what is your overall impression of each make? 35:28.260 --> 35:29.840 Please use a scale from 1 to 10. 35:30.240 --> 35:32.700 Where 10 means you have a very favorable impression of that make, 35:32.700 --> 35:35.140 and 1 means that your impression is very unfavorable, 35:35.420 --> 35:37.560 and the other numbers represent levels in between. 35:38.020 --> 35:39.200 Pick any number on the scale. 35:39.300 --> 35:40.860 The higher the number means, the more favorable. 35:41.480 --> 35:42.060 Um, Toyota? 35:43.740 --> 35:45.060 Uh, 10? 35:45.060 --> 35:46.220 Great. 35:46.220 --> 35:47.340 Um, Volkswagen. 35:48.700 --> 35:53.840 Oh, uh, how about a, uh, 7.63? 35:55.180 --> 35:56.520 I can just take whole numbers. 35:56.940 --> 35:57.340 Okay. 35:57.480 --> 35:59.300 How about, let's round it up to 8. 35:59.880 --> 36:00.200 Okay. 36:02.200 --> 36:02.820 Um, Ford. 36:02.820 --> 36:06.220 Um, can you take negative numbers? 36:06.340 --> 36:08.400 Because Ford, like, really, really sucks. 36:08.520 --> 36:09.980 Can you take, like, a negative 17? 36:10.460 --> 36:12.080 No, the lowest I have is 1. 36:12.540 --> 36:14.040 Uh, let's give it, no 0? 36:14.140 --> 36:14.860 I can't give it a 0? 36:15.400 --> 36:15.920 No 0. 36:16.160 --> 36:17.500 Uh, let's give it a 1, then. 36:17.900 --> 36:18.160 Okay. 36:18.700 --> 36:19.460 Um, Hondas. 36:20.500 --> 36:20.900 Hondas? 36:20.920 --> 36:22.980 I'm going to give, uh, Hondas a 10 also. 36:23.620 --> 36:24.020 Okay. 36:24.400 --> 36:24.700 Nissan. 36:24.700 --> 36:28.840 Um, let's go with, um, 8. 36:30.160 --> 36:36.280 Um, when you purchase or lease a new car, minivan, or SUV at some point in the future, how likely are you to consider Nissan? 36:36.480 --> 36:40.440 Would you definitely consider it, probably consider it, probably not consider it, or definitely not consider it? 36:40.800 --> 36:41.860 Are you calling from Nissan? 36:42.720 --> 36:43.000 No. 36:43.800 --> 36:44.780 Who are you calling from again? 36:45.540 --> 36:47.060 Um, Pacific Market Research. 36:47.780 --> 36:49.260 Do you work for Nissan? 36:49.420 --> 36:51.380 Are they hired out by Nissan to do this interview? 36:51.820 --> 36:52.100 No. 36:52.100 --> 36:56.540 I don't know the name of the client, and we don't know that, so that we're not biased in doing the survey. 36:57.100 --> 36:57.420 Ah. 36:58.980 --> 37:01.140 Um, how likely am I to buy Nissan? 37:01.320 --> 37:02.360 Is that what the question was? 37:02.480 --> 37:02.780 Yes. 37:03.000 --> 37:12.180 Um, oh, since I just bought a Toyota, I'm not likely to buy anything, so I'm going to go with, uh, um, I don't know. 37:12.220 --> 37:14.280 Let's just say 5 and play it safe. 37:14.620 --> 37:14.860 Okay. 37:15.140 --> 37:19.940 The choices are definitely consider, probably consider, probably not consider, or definitely not consider. 37:19.940 --> 37:23.480 Oh, I, uh, was possibly consider, you said? 37:24.160 --> 37:24.360 Yes. 37:24.940 --> 37:29.320 Definitely consider, probably consider, probably not consider, or definitely not consider. 37:29.900 --> 37:33.180 Um, probably not consider. 37:33.840 --> 37:34.160 Okay. 37:34.360 --> 37:35.180 So you're changing the scale. 37:35.240 --> 37:36.700 Let's stick with the 1 to 10 thing. 37:36.700 --> 37:40.300 Um, no, I, I have to do it the way the survey is written. 37:40.460 --> 37:40.820 Okay. 37:41.260 --> 37:47.080 Um, when you purchase or lease a new car, many, then, or SUV at some point in the future, how likely are you to consider Ford? 37:47.160 --> 37:51.000 Would you definitely consider it, probably consider it, probably not consider it, or definitely not consider it? 37:51.400 --> 37:53.980 Um, I, I defer back to my Negus 17. 37:54.980 --> 37:58.080 Definitely, absolutely, unequivocally would not consider it. 37:58.080 --> 37:59.080 Okay. 37:59.580 --> 38:02.120 Um, how, how about Honda? 38:03.120 --> 38:04.400 I'd definitely consider Honda. 38:04.980 --> 38:05.460 Okay. 38:06.300 --> 38:07.200 Um, Toyota? 38:08.040 --> 38:10.220 Absolutely, definitely consider Toyota. 38:10.980 --> 38:11.980 Um, Volkswagen? 38:12.940 --> 38:14.040 Probably consider. 38:15.280 --> 38:15.460 Okay. 38:15.960 --> 38:18.840 Um, here's a list of attributes about auto manufacturers. 38:19.080 --> 38:25.720 Please use a 1 to 10 scale where 1 means the attribute does not apply at all, and 10 means it applies perfectly for that auto manufacturer. 38:25.720 --> 38:28.940 Let's start with, provide the pleasant dealer experience. 38:29.080 --> 38:29.220 Okay. 38:29.220 --> 38:32.340 Pick a number on the 1 to 10 scale to tell me how well that applies to Toyota. 38:32.980 --> 38:35.020 Okay, before we go, how much, how long is this thing? 38:35.860 --> 38:38.940 Um, it'll probably last about, um, 10 or 11 more minutes. 38:39.140 --> 38:39.480 Good! 38:39.800 --> 38:40.900 Glory Hoka Mocha! 38:41.680 --> 38:47.640 Um, yeah, I'm, I'm kind of watching the baseball game right now, so, I guess we're going to have to stop here. 38:48.080 --> 38:50.560 Okay, could we call back another time to complete the survey? 38:50.880 --> 38:54.200 No, you kind of should have warned me that it was going to be a 15 or 20 minute deal. 38:54.200 --> 38:56.660 Or pay me for my time, one or the other. 38:57.800 --> 39:00.520 The Cubs are kicking ass right now, and I'm sorry, I just got to get back to the game. 39:00.580 --> 39:01.660 But thank you very much for calling. 39:02.020 --> 39:02.780 Okay, thank you. 39:04.600 --> 39:05.820 Ha ha ha ha! 39:07.740 --> 39:08.840 Oh, that was fun. 39:08.840 --> 39:14.960 Now, sometimes I get a call, and there's not even a live telemarketer on the other end. 39:15.040 --> 39:19.160 It's just a computerized recording that just dials every number. 39:19.840 --> 39:25.780 And usually when I get those calls, that's when I, you take my pathetic attempts at doing impersonations and funny voices. 39:25.780 --> 39:28.780 Beep, beep, beep, beep. 39:29.440 --> 39:29.800 Hello? 39:30.800 --> 39:31.340 Hi there. 39:31.720 --> 39:34.380 Are you frustrated about overpriced health insurance plans? 39:34.480 --> 39:35.400 Yeah, yeah! 39:35.660 --> 39:36.540 They had promised to do. 39:36.860 --> 39:37.840 Yeah, right on! 39:38.360 --> 39:41.140 There's a better plan out there, and we're going to tell you about it. 39:41.620 --> 39:46.020 But if you already have good health insurance and don't want to hear about this program, please hang up now. 39:46.180 --> 39:47.020 We don't want to bother you. 39:47.160 --> 39:48.160 Oh, no, no, no! 39:48.200 --> 39:48.560 Come back! 39:48.620 --> 39:49.240 Come back, butthole! 39:49.240 --> 39:57.180 A-rated, affordable, PPO health insurance plan, which allows you to go just about any doctor, and which doesn't go up in price. 39:57.620 --> 39:58.840 Well, then please continue to listen. 39:59.080 --> 40:00.140 This could be very important to you. 40:00.520 --> 40:05.000 The plan has a small hospital deductible and low co-pays in the doctor's office. 40:05.440 --> 40:10.720 In fact, sets important exams as prostate exams for men and pap smears for women are actually free. 40:10.740 --> 40:10.980 Whoa! 40:11.540 --> 40:12.940 I think I need a pap smear. 40:13.040 --> 40:17.580 In addition, it covers prescriptions and dental, and it even takes people with some health problems. 40:17.580 --> 40:19.100 Yeah, I have a health problem. 40:19.240 --> 40:20.820 My butt has a crack in it. 40:20.860 --> 40:23.780 I'm proud to offer this plan at prices lower than most other plans. 40:23.900 --> 40:25.040 Beavis, shut up. 40:25.200 --> 40:26.320 Okay, you're ready now. 40:26.740 --> 40:27.640 Yeah, I'm ready. 40:27.900 --> 40:29.500 Let's get it on. 40:30.220 --> 40:33.040 Tell us your name and your telephone number. 40:33.720 --> 40:34.420 Let's spell your name. 40:34.820 --> 40:36.220 Name, telephone number. 40:36.500 --> 40:37.260 Okay, go. 40:38.940 --> 40:42.040 Uh, my name is Beavis. 40:42.040 --> 40:46.580 Uh, B, E, um... 40:46.580 --> 40:49.200 Ah, this is hard! 40:49.420 --> 40:50.200 You suck! 40:53.000 --> 40:56.700 You know, it's very rare that I actually make calls out. 40:57.580 --> 40:58.700 It doesn't really do much for me. 40:58.740 --> 41:00.000 I prefer to let them call me. 41:00.120 --> 41:05.240 But, in a few circumstances, when I see the need, I'll make a few calls. 41:05.760 --> 41:06.460 Like these. 41:06.460 --> 41:26.700 Not in much hurry to answer. 41:33.100 --> 41:34.820 Damn, they don't take this very seriously. 41:36.460 --> 41:42.020 Hi, you've reached the Motion Picture Association Anti-Piracy Department. 41:42.440 --> 41:46.640 Please leave your name and number, including area code, and we'll return your call as soon as possible. 41:47.240 --> 41:52.520 If you need immediate assistance, please dial zero for the operator and ask for someone in the Anti-Piracy Department. 41:52.980 --> 41:54.000 Thank you and have a good day. 41:54.900 --> 41:56.660 I'll record your message at the tone. 41:57.040 --> 42:00.500 When you're finished, hang up or stay on the line for further options. 42:02.300 --> 42:03.200 Arr, mighty. 42:03.200 --> 42:08.380 I be calling to tell you that I'm not appreciative of your Anti-Piracy commercials. 42:09.120 --> 42:13.260 Pirates have been coming to this country along with everyone else trying to escape persecution. 42:13.760 --> 42:15.960 And you are mounting a campaign against us. 42:16.460 --> 42:18.200 I for one shall have none of it. 42:18.860 --> 42:19.440 Good day. 42:19.440 --> 42:27.580 Yeah, I was just calling to offer a suggestion because I'm very much against piracy. 42:27.580 --> 42:36.700 I was just thinking it might be a possibility that at any time anybody purchases a DVD or something like that, 42:36.820 --> 42:42.880 that what you could do is send like an armed guard or something along with them to follow them home 42:42.880 --> 42:47.040 and make sure that they only watch it a limited number of times. 42:47.100 --> 42:51.080 And when it expires, they just take control of it back and return it. 42:51.080 --> 42:57.160 And then you can sell it again for the same amount of money and basically double, triple, even quadruple your profits. 42:57.860 --> 43:00.740 And from the understanding of your website, it appears that, you know, 43:00.780 --> 43:04.520 so many people go into making movies and piracy is putting them out of work. 43:04.600 --> 43:11.820 I'm sure a lot of the stunt people and set workers and stuff like that could use that extra employment and extra money. 43:12.000 --> 43:13.860 So that might be something you want to look into. 43:13.960 --> 43:15.680 I just thought I'd call and give that suggestion. 43:15.680 --> 43:20.000 Thank you very much for your time and keep up the wonderful, wonderful work. 43:22.140 --> 43:22.920 Yes, hello. 43:23.120 --> 43:25.380 I'm sorry I've never called before. 43:25.540 --> 43:27.040 Frankly, I've never really had a reason. 43:27.720 --> 43:32.780 But I felt the need to call because today I was out on my million-dollar yacht 43:32.780 --> 43:35.880 and I was just sailing through the ocean minding my own business 43:35.880 --> 43:41.520 when I found myself surrounded by this giant ship with cannons coming out of the side of it 43:41.520 --> 43:43.960 and big sails and these skulls and crossbones. 43:43.960 --> 43:46.960 And it was quite frightening, frankly. 43:47.640 --> 43:54.200 And I didn't know what to do, so I turned over all the DVDs that I had in movies and handed them to them. 43:55.000 --> 43:56.480 Please make it stop. 43:56.840 --> 43:58.300 Make it go away. 44:01.740 --> 44:03.860 Don't give me attitude, sir. 44:04.280 --> 44:04.760 Yo, yo, yo. 44:04.860 --> 44:05.720 You better back off. 44:05.780 --> 44:06.780 I'm getting a little pissed here. 44:07.100 --> 44:08.880 Get the fuck out of my face with that shit. 44:09.280 --> 44:12.360 I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing. 44:12.820 --> 44:13.260 Motherfucker. 44:13.260 --> 44:14.960 This ain't none of your goddamn business. 44:15.320 --> 44:17.140 Your ass ain't talking your way out of that shit. 44:17.460 --> 44:18.560 Please, continue. 44:18.980 --> 44:20.080 English, motherfucker! 44:20.260 --> 44:21.260 Do you speak it? 44:21.720 --> 44:22.800 Oh, you were finished. 44:23.520 --> 44:25.080 Well, allow me to retort. 44:25.400 --> 44:26.800 Shut the fuck up, fat man. 44:27.120 --> 44:28.940 This is some fucked up repugnant shit. 44:29.340 --> 44:30.200 Fuck you. 44:30.800 --> 44:32.360 Shut the fuck up! 44:32.360 --> 44:35.360 Yeah, who would win in a fight? 44:35.480 --> 44:36.600 Pirates or ninjas? 44:37.860 --> 44:41.960 Yeah, I'd like two orders of fish and chips, family size, and two large cokes. 44:42.060 --> 44:42.400 Thank you. 44:42.400 --> 44:46.440 Yeah, I'm a little confused. 44:46.560 --> 44:48.680 I'm not really sure what you guys can do about this. 44:48.680 --> 44:52.560 But I just found out that my privacy, I'm concerned, may have been violated. 44:53.280 --> 44:58.760 I've noticed that these people have been hacking into my computer and getting my personal information. 44:58.760 --> 45:02.280 And I believe there are people listening in on my phone calls. 45:02.420 --> 45:05.240 And I find charges to my credit card made from other people. 45:05.900 --> 45:11.740 And I think evil hackers have just taken over my identity and just taken away my privacy. 45:12.120 --> 45:13.760 Now, I have a right to privacy. 45:13.760 --> 45:15.200 So I called this pri- 45:15.200 --> 45:17.260 Oh, wait a minute. 45:17.380 --> 45:17.780 Oh, I'm sorry. 45:17.860 --> 45:19.960 This is the piracy hotline. 45:20.060 --> 45:22.220 Oh, you guys just suck. 45:22.320 --> 45:22.880 Never mind. 45:24.640 --> 45:25.480 Good morning. 45:25.920 --> 45:26.500 How are you? 45:27.180 --> 45:28.880 I want to ask you a bunch of questions. 45:29.440 --> 45:31.080 And I want to have them answered immediately. 45:31.840 --> 45:32.960 I'm a police officer. 45:33.680 --> 45:36.780 Now, whatever your name is, get ready for the big surprise. 45:37.540 --> 45:38.160 Trust me. 45:38.480 --> 45:39.640 Just do what I tell you. 45:40.060 --> 45:41.380 My mission is to protect you. 45:41.380 --> 45:43.900 One of us is in deep trouble. 45:44.420 --> 45:46.760 First, I would like to just get to know you. 45:47.240 --> 45:47.700 Come on. 45:47.880 --> 45:48.780 Don't bullshit me. 45:49.140 --> 45:51.040 You son of a bitch. 45:51.460 --> 45:52.220 You lack discipline. 45:52.800 --> 45:53.260 You idiot. 45:53.760 --> 45:54.440 Stop whining. 45:54.880 --> 45:55.440 Stop it. 45:55.660 --> 45:56.240 Stop it. 45:56.520 --> 45:57.120 Stop it. 45:58.600 --> 46:05.260 Yes, I am a consumer who owns approximately 300 or more DVDs that I have purchased legally 46:05.260 --> 46:06.040 from the stores. 46:06.040 --> 46:13.120 And I also just happen to be a fan of Hong Kong cinema and foreign cinema, Japanese anime 46:13.120 --> 46:16.480 and films from other countries. 46:16.820 --> 46:21.620 And I was just wondering what my legal rights were as far as being able to play them here 46:21.620 --> 46:22.520 in the United States. 46:22.520 --> 46:27.780 It's because you guys have put in all this fucked up region shit where I have to buy a player 46:27.780 --> 46:33.000 from some other region just to watch their movies because of your fucking piracy overkill 46:33.000 --> 46:33.620 bullshit. 46:34.280 --> 46:39.880 So I was just wondering, is there anybody that protects the consumers, people like me, who 46:39.880 --> 46:45.340 have a valid reason for wanting to find or buy or purchase or get copies of movies to 46:45.340 --> 46:50.360 watch here in the United States region one because you have been raping the consumers 46:50.360 --> 46:51.060 for years. 46:51.540 --> 46:55.800 So I was wondering if maybe there was another line or someone you could have me talk to, 46:55.920 --> 47:00.980 transfer me or something like that, so that I could do something about that. 47:01.460 --> 47:07.200 I would appreciate it if somebody could possibly get their head out of their asshole and maybe 47:07.200 --> 47:11.780 change their minds and rethink your whole structure instead of wasting millions of dollars 47:11.780 --> 47:18.160 to put up an 800 number so that you can take piracy complaints as though you're losing 47:18.160 --> 47:21.020 money in your multi-bazillion dollar industry. 47:21.540 --> 47:25.900 Don't you realize that you're the biggest fucking pirates on the face of the planet Earth 47:25.900 --> 47:30.900 and you've been raping us for years and now you dare to call us pirates and make a hotline 47:30.900 --> 47:31.380 for it? 47:31.800 --> 47:35.040 Fuck you and the pirate ship you floated in on. 47:35.040 --> 47:45.240 And that about wraps it up for our first ever Binary Revolution, Telephonic Craptacular. 47:46.040 --> 47:50.260 And for this occasion we have some special closing music. 47:50.880 --> 47:54.420 This is a song by Spleen Harvest. 47:54.420 --> 47:57.160 It's called Dialing It In. 47:57.160 --> 48:05.580 And it was recorded using completely, using the TTY Telephone Ops. 48:05.840 --> 48:10.100 So it's very appropriate closing music and I hope you enjoyed the show. 48:10.220 --> 48:14.380 We will see you again next week, same hack time, same hack channel. 48:15.840 --> 48:20.820 Hello, this is AT&T Internet Relay Service, the 84884 with the relay call. 48:27.160 --> 48:38.500 Now I'm down in it. 48:41.800 --> 48:43.120 Now I'm down in it. 48:44.220 --> 48:48.560 Kind of like a cloud, I was up way up in the sky and I was feeling the feeling of what gleam. 48:49.020 --> 48:52.020 Sometimes I don't believe in myself and I decided I was never coming down. 48:52.020 --> 49:13.200 I was up above it. 49:13.740 --> 49:14.960 I was up above it. 49:15.420 --> 49:16.560 Now I'm down in it. 49:16.660 --> 49:17.840 I was up above it. 49:18.360 --> 49:19.540 I was up above it. 49:20.040 --> 49:21.160 Now I'm down in it. 49:21.160 --> 49:22.080 Well, shut up. 49:22.200 --> 49:23.340 So what does it matter now? 49:23.540 --> 49:24.940 I was swimming in the haze. 49:25.080 --> 49:26.380 Now I crawl on the ground. 49:26.520 --> 49:30.940 And everything I never liked about you is kind of seeping into me. 49:31.020 --> 49:32.660 Try to laugh about it now. 49:33.400 --> 49:36.140 But isn't it funny how everything works out? 49:36.280 --> 49:38.300 I guess the joke's on me, she said. 49:39.460 --> 49:41.520 I used to be so big and strong. 49:42.040 --> 49:44.080 I used to know my right from wrong. 49:44.340 --> 49:45.960 I used to never be afraid. 49:46.660 --> 49:47.860 I used to be somebody. 49:47.860 --> 49:50.760 I used to have something inside. 49:51.280 --> 49:53.280 Now just this hole that's open wide. 49:53.600 --> 49:54.840 I used to want it all. 49:55.880 --> 49:57.140 I used to be somebody. 49:58.180 --> 49:59.360 I was up above it. 49:59.900 --> 50:01.080 I was up above it. 50:01.460 --> 50:02.700 Now I'm down in it. 50:02.820 --> 50:03.980 I was up above it. 50:04.520 --> 50:05.680 I was up above it. 50:06.060 --> 50:07.320 Now I'm down in it. 50:07.320 --> 50:37.300 Now I'm down in it. 50:37.320 --> 50:38.620 I was up above it. 50:39.160 --> 50:40.300 I was up above it. 50:40.740 --> 50:41.940 Now I'm down in it. 50:42.060 --> 50:43.240 I was up above it. 50:43.780 --> 50:44.920 I was up above it. 50:45.340 --> 50:46.540 Now I'm down in it. 50:46.540 --> 50:46.840 I was up above it. 50:46.840 --> 50:47.760 Now I'm down in it. 50:47.900 --> 50:48.220 Now I'm down in it. 50:48.220 --> 50:49.420 Now I'm down in it. 50:49.760 --> 50:51.120 Now I'm down in it. 50:51.240 --> 50:51.860 Now I'm down in it. 50:51.860 --> 50:52.680 Now I'm down in it. 50:52.780 --> 50:53.060 Now I'm down in it. 50:53.220 --> 50:53.660 Now I'm down in it. 50:53.700 --> 50:54.060 Now I'm out above it. 50:54.060 --> 50:54.240 Now I'm down in it. 50:54.340 --> 50:55.500 Now I'm down in it. 50:55.500 --> 50:56.060 Now I'm down in it. 50:56.060 --> 50:56.120 Now I'm down in it. 51:00.400 --> 51:02.140 Now I'm down in it. 51:02.140 --> 51:02.760 Now I'm down in it. 51:02.760 --> 51:03.320 Affirmative case. 51:03.320 --> 51:03.960 Now I'm down in it. 51:04.140 --> 51:04.660 Now I'm down in it. 51:04.660 --> 51:06.000 Now I'm down in it. 51:06.000 --> 51:06.940 Now I'm down in it. 51:06.940 --> 51:07.180 Now I'm down in it. 51:07.180 --> 51:08.000 Now I'm down in it. 51:08.140 --> 51:08.880 Now I'm down in it. 51:08.900 --> 51:10.080 Now I'm down in it.