WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:07.340 This is dedicated to all the hackers and the crackers 00:07.340 --> 00:12.240 I see in binary, I speak source code 00:12.240 --> 00:16.080 Step on my toes, I'll post a million jpegs of you in a fag pose 00:16.080 --> 00:18.720 In your digital stance, getting firewalled ho 00:18.720 --> 00:21.240 Cause I'm riding the net in my six-fold 00:21.240 --> 00:23.040 I was a dick with my 56 00:23.040 --> 00:26.060 Now with my cable, I'm able to get that stable 00:26.060 --> 00:28.340 On the out, my name is Ace and I'm a Leo 00:28.340 --> 00:32.060 On the digital highway, my name is Neo and I'm a hero 00:32.060 --> 00:34.760 In a flash, I'll school you on burning dream cats 00:34.760 --> 00:37.980 You need some ISO? Let me do my hard drive rifle 00:37.980 --> 00:40.000 Our exchange you could never stifle 00:40.000 --> 00:43.140 In a digital hug, you just caught the love bug 00:43.140 --> 00:47.160 I bootlegged your CD, I caused a fight between Un and Jay-Z 00:47.160 --> 00:49.380 Your CG, it's all gonna be free 00:49.380 --> 00:51.720 Whether we take it by force or we take it nicely 00:51.720 --> 00:53.720 You feel that rattle in your bones? 00:53.720 --> 00:55.880 When I tell you we just hacked out Jones 00:55.880 --> 00:58.040 And NASDAQ leaves you flat on your back 00:58.040 --> 01:00.340 Cause I am he who loves to hack and crack 01:00.340 --> 01:03.180 Cause I am he who loves to hack and crack 01:03.180 --> 01:06.200 This is dedicated to the hackers and the criminals 01:06.200 --> 01:11.220 Serial codes, source codes, ISOs, RANs, SIFs, SIFs 01:11.220 --> 01:13.820 This is dedicated to the hackers and the crack 01:13.820 --> 01:20.580 Hello everyone and welcome to Binary Revolution Radio episode 52 01:20.580 --> 01:24.980 This is the one year anniversary special 01:24.980 --> 01:29.400 We have been on the air on Rant Radio, on DDP Hack Radio 01:29.400 --> 01:31.440 Downloadable for MP3 01:31.440 --> 01:35.620 52 episodes, 52 consecutive weeks 01:35.620 --> 01:38.980 And I hope that you've been listening to all of those 01:38.980 --> 01:40.400 Even if you're a new listener 01:40.400 --> 01:43.060 You're more than welcome to go back and listen to some of the old episodes 01:43.060 --> 01:44.560 Hopefully they'll stand up pretty well 01:44.560 --> 01:48.700 And I'd like to take this opportunity right off the top of the show 01:48.700 --> 01:52.320 To thank all of the guests and co-hosts that we've had on the show 01:52.320 --> 01:54.720 We've had some pretty, pretty intelligent 01:54.720 --> 01:58.180 Downright brilliant people on the show over this past year 01:58.180 --> 02:00.560 And hopefully continue that in the future 02:00.560 --> 02:03.200 So personally I want to thank everyone 02:03.200 --> 02:05.320 Even though, yeah, I'm on here every week 02:05.320 --> 02:07.220 Trying to kind of emcee the whole thing 02:07.220 --> 02:10.180 But it's really, you know, the co-hosts that are bringing all the knowledge 02:10.180 --> 02:12.140 And all the information to the show 02:12.140 --> 02:14.300 So, you know, sincerely 02:14.300 --> 02:16.300 Without them, this show wouldn't be what it is 02:16.300 --> 02:18.880 So I open up with a nice thank you to them 02:18.880 --> 02:22.020 And that will act as a transition now 02:22.020 --> 02:23.680 To kind of a tradition that 02:23.680 --> 02:26.160 RFA, kind of started over there on RFA 02:26.160 --> 02:27.920 We'd always have some outtakes 02:27.920 --> 02:29.220 See, when we start the show 02:29.220 --> 02:31.040 We always do sound checks 02:31.040 --> 02:32.880 Make sure everybody can be heard clearly 02:32.880 --> 02:34.160 Or try to anyway 02:34.160 --> 02:36.680 And we do some outtakes 02:36.680 --> 02:37.760 Do some sound checks 02:37.760 --> 02:40.780 And usually some funny stuff happens 02:40.780 --> 02:42.740 And occasionally we save some of it 02:42.740 --> 02:46.680 So we're going to jump into a few outtakes to open the show 02:46.680 --> 02:51.760 And this is just an amalgam of all the different guests and co-hosts 02:51.760 --> 02:53.260 And see if you can recognize the voices 02:53.260 --> 02:56.200 And see if you can recognize what episodes they came from 02:56.200 --> 02:57.420 But some pretty funny outtakes 02:57.420 --> 03:00.160 And some funny moments that ended up on the cutting room floor 03:00.160 --> 03:02.700 From different parts of the show 03:02.700 --> 03:05.260 Or again, outtakes, doing sound checks 03:05.260 --> 03:06.000 Stuff like that 03:06.000 --> 03:08.680 So I'm going to play a few of these back to back 03:08.680 --> 03:10.200 So enjoy them 03:10.200 --> 03:11.020 Have a laugh 03:11.020 --> 03:12.320 Some of them at my expense 03:12.320 --> 03:13.320 Some of them at others 03:13.320 --> 03:15.120 But take a listen 03:15.120 --> 03:17.440 And hopefully you'll find these as funny as I did 03:17.440 --> 03:20.200 What we've got here in Texas 03:20.200 --> 03:21.920 Is called Allsups 03:21.920 --> 03:24.100 Allsups? 03:25.260 --> 03:25.700 Allsup 03:25.700 --> 03:27.800 A-L-L-S-U-P 03:27.800 --> 03:28.560 Okay 03:28.560 --> 03:31.520 Have you ever come in contact with one of those? 03:31.600 --> 03:32.500 Never heard of it 03:32.500 --> 03:33.680 Okay, well never mind 03:33.680 --> 03:35.260 That's it? 03:35.300 --> 03:36.240 I don't get the story now? 03:36.240 --> 03:38.080 Well they've got the world's best 03:38.080 --> 03:41.840 World's best burritos 03:41.840 --> 03:46.040 Like deep fried beef and bean 03:46.040 --> 03:47.800 In quotation marks 03:47.800 --> 03:48.560 Heartburn 03:48.560 --> 03:50.100 Burritos, right? 03:50.980 --> 03:52.420 Wait, which part was in quotation marks? 03:52.480 --> 03:52.900 The beef? 03:53.200 --> 03:54.920 If the beef's in quotation marks 03:54.920 --> 03:55.520 I'll pass 03:55.520 --> 03:56.060 Yeah 03:56.060 --> 03:59.200 They're open 24 hours 03:59.200 --> 04:00.320 And don't have a dumpster 04:00.320 --> 04:01.040 Go figure 04:01.040 --> 04:04.760 Yeah, figure that one out 04:04.760 --> 04:06.220 But yeah, seriously 04:06.220 --> 04:07.980 They've got the world's greatest 04:07.980 --> 04:10.020 Deep fried burritos 04:10.020 --> 04:12.580 And they're open 24 hours 04:12.580 --> 04:13.700 Wow 04:13.700 --> 04:16.340 For all your deep fried burrito needs 04:16.340 --> 04:17.180 Yeah, and 04:17.180 --> 04:18.940 I was there last night 04:18.940 --> 04:20.680 Well, I guess technically this morning 04:20.680 --> 04:21.580 It was about 3.30 04:21.580 --> 04:24.200 Picking me up a couple of chimichangas 04:24.200 --> 04:26.260 So 04:26.260 --> 04:28.740 I say that to say this 04:28.740 --> 04:30.940 That's pretty much going to be my destiny 04:30.940 --> 04:31.980 When we're done recording 04:31.980 --> 04:32.960 I was going to say 04:32.960 --> 04:33.960 If you have to vanish 04:33.960 --> 04:35.280 For a few minutes during recording 04:35.280 --> 04:37.680 This will explain it to the listeners 04:37.680 --> 04:38.040 Why 04:38.040 --> 04:40.060 I'll insert this in or something 04:40.060 --> 04:41.040 Yeah, they 04:41.040 --> 04:42.760 Wicked hankering for some 04:42.760 --> 04:45.260 Deep fried burrito action 04:45.260 --> 04:46.280 So he went to go 04:46.280 --> 04:47.280 Get in on that 04:47.280 --> 04:48.260 You know 04:48.260 --> 04:48.820 Those 04:48.820 --> 04:49.560 I don't know 04:49.560 --> 04:50.260 Again, I don't know 04:50.260 --> 04:51.500 Those particular chain names 04:51.500 --> 04:51.960 But man 04:51.960 --> 04:52.660 Those late late 04:52.660 --> 04:53.220 All night 04:53.220 --> 04:54.620 24 hour truck stops 04:54.620 --> 04:55.220 They make some 04:55.220 --> 04:56.400 Hella good food, man 04:56.400 --> 04:56.780 Yeah 04:56.780 --> 04:57.680 Yeah, they do 04:57.680 --> 04:58.620 They make some good 04:58.620 --> 04:59.480 That's the only place 04:59.480 --> 05:00.100 You can actually get 05:00.100 --> 05:00.720 Like real 05:00.720 --> 05:02.300 Old home style food 05:02.300 --> 05:02.940 Because like 05:02.940 --> 05:04.080 You got real 05:04.080 --> 05:05.680 Old home style people there, man 05:05.680 --> 05:07.160 They cook in this 05:07.160 --> 05:08.180 Old fashioned way 05:08.180 --> 05:08.940 More fat 05:08.940 --> 05:09.560 More grease 05:09.560 --> 05:10.140 More lard 05:10.140 --> 05:10.980 Deep fried 05:10.980 --> 05:13.280 Scattered, smothered 05:13.280 --> 05:13.640 And covered 05:13.640 --> 05:14.860 Exactly, baby 05:14.860 --> 05:15.140 You don't 05:15.140 --> 05:15.900 You don't 05:15.900 --> 05:16.560 You don't 05:16.560 --> 05:17.260 Take none of that 05:17.260 --> 05:17.780 What is it 05:17.780 --> 05:19.040 Atkins crap down there 05:19.040 --> 05:19.920 You won't find 05:19.920 --> 05:20.980 Noah Heidner hair of that 05:20.980 --> 05:21.960 You got deep fried 05:21.960 --> 05:24.440 Double dip pork rinds 05:24.440 --> 05:24.840 Yep 05:24.840 --> 05:26.380 That's good stuff, man 05:26.380 --> 05:27.300 I love it 05:27.300 --> 05:28.380 Wait, hold on 05:28.380 --> 05:30.240 You don't think Janet Jackson's hot 05:30.240 --> 05:33.160 Dude, I had a fucking girlfriend 05:33.160 --> 05:33.720 I was dating 05:33.720 --> 05:35.360 Forced me to go to a damn 05:35.360 --> 05:36.420 Janet Jackson concert 05:36.420 --> 05:37.940 I'm not talking about a concert 05:37.940 --> 05:39.040 I'm talking about 05:39.040 --> 05:40.980 Janet Jackson for her age 05:40.980 --> 05:43.280 Being one fine woman 05:43.280 --> 05:45.620 What's up with this qualifier stuff? 05:46.460 --> 05:47.280 For her age 05:47.280 --> 05:49.180 You're hot or you're not 05:49.180 --> 05:50.000 Oh, she's hot 05:50.000 --> 05:52.460 She's hot like Michael Jackson 05:52.460 --> 05:53.020 No 05:53.020 --> 05:54.240 He grows the scruff 05:54.240 --> 05:55.520 So he doesn't look like her 05:55.520 --> 05:56.900 No, no, no, no 05:56.900 --> 05:58.380 Michael Jackson wants to look like 05:58.380 --> 05:59.400 What's a chick 05:59.400 --> 06:01.940 I don't know 06:01.940 --> 06:02.800 Was it Gladys Knight? 06:03.340 --> 06:04.180 Who's his idol? 06:04.860 --> 06:05.460 Diane Ross 06:05.460 --> 06:07.200 Yeah, he's trying to look like a woman 06:07.200 --> 06:08.680 He's trying to look like Diana Ross 06:08.680 --> 06:10.920 Yeah, he's messed up in the head 06:10.920 --> 06:11.440 You're crazy 06:11.440 --> 06:13.180 Janet is fine 06:13.180 --> 06:14.640 She's always been fine 06:14.640 --> 06:15.720 Dude, Janet Jackson 06:15.720 --> 06:17.140 In the Black Cat video 06:17.140 --> 06:19.120 Or the Rhythm Nation video 06:19.120 --> 06:20.040 Dude, are you crazy? 06:20.320 --> 06:20.540 What? 06:20.600 --> 06:21.240 What are you talking about? 06:21.240 --> 06:22.900 I have no idea what you're talking about 06:22.900 --> 06:24.240 No, you don't know anything about music 06:24.240 --> 06:24.720 Rhythm 06:24.720 --> 06:25.540 Planet 06:25.540 --> 06:25.960 What? 06:26.060 --> 06:26.960 Rhythm Nation 06:26.960 --> 06:31.240 We are a part of the Rhythm Nation 06:31.240 --> 06:32.800 Okay, alright 06:32.800 --> 06:33.820 Oh my god 06:33.820 --> 06:34.940 Oh my god 06:34.940 --> 06:36.220 This phone call is degraded 06:36.220 --> 06:36.520 I 06:36.520 --> 06:38.300 Dude, I am so 06:38.300 --> 06:39.260 I'm not recording this, by the way 06:39.260 --> 06:39.720 I was gonna say 06:39.720 --> 06:41.580 I'm so glad I'm the one recording 06:41.580 --> 06:43.020 So I can delete these things 06:43.020 --> 06:43.440 Damn 06:43.440 --> 06:44.340 Damn 06:44.340 --> 06:45.320 I wish I had 06:45.320 --> 06:47.820 If you were recording 06:47.820 --> 06:50.520 If I knew you were recording it 06:50.520 --> 06:51.480 I wouldn't have tried singing 06:51.480 --> 06:52.160 Oh 06:52.160 --> 06:53.460 Dang dog 06:53.460 --> 06:54.820 And someone else 06:54.820 --> 06:56.380 Dang dog 06:56.380 --> 06:57.180 And some guests 06:57.180 --> 06:58.900 So anyway 06:58.900 --> 06:59.560 Let's see 06:59.560 --> 07:00.320 That's gonna sound 07:00.320 --> 07:01.340 Okay, so alright 07:01.340 --> 07:02.420 So check this out 07:02.420 --> 07:03.180 So what is up 07:03.180 --> 07:04.560 With you 07:04.560 --> 07:05.940 Stepping and 07:05.940 --> 07:07.520 Sticking your grubby fingers 07:07.520 --> 07:08.560 All in my cookie pie 07:08.560 --> 07:09.900 Uh 07:09.900 --> 07:11.480 What was up with that, man? 07:11.520 --> 07:13.380 That was my first cookie pie ever 07:13.380 --> 07:15.500 And you snapped my cookie pie in half 07:15.500 --> 07:17.460 Well, I wanted some cookie too 07:17.460 --> 07:19.920 Well, we all want some cookie 07:19.920 --> 07:21.220 That was my 07:21.220 --> 07:23.040 See, I always get just the cookies 07:23.040 --> 07:24.640 That was my first cookie pie 07:24.640 --> 07:25.340 Really? 07:25.580 --> 07:25.880 Yes 07:25.880 --> 07:26.280 That was 07:26.280 --> 07:29.060 Man, I was gonna lose my cookie pie virginity to that 07:29.060 --> 07:29.820 I've had 07:29.820 --> 07:31.380 And you went and fingered up the cookie pie 07:31.380 --> 07:32.720 Before I could get my taste 07:32.720 --> 07:35.240 Yeah, well there's gonna be lots more opportunities for you 07:35.240 --> 07:36.240 With your little cookie 07:36.240 --> 07:37.340 Person 07:37.340 --> 07:40.220 I thought you were gonna say cookie hoe 07:40.220 --> 07:40.740 But that's 07:40.740 --> 07:43.000 Yeah, I wanted to be a little more politically correct 07:43.000 --> 07:43.220 Yeah 07:43.220 --> 07:44.480 We're supposed to watch our language, right? 07:44.800 --> 07:45.940 Uh, yeah, but you know 07:45.940 --> 07:47.060 I'm not that strict anymore 07:47.060 --> 07:49.560 I have 07:49.560 --> 07:50.700 Uh 07:50.700 --> 07:52.960 One of our regular co-hosts on the show 07:52.960 --> 07:53.860 Uh 07:53.860 --> 07:55.620 The bland inquizzle nizzle himself 07:55.620 --> 07:56.900 Bland inquisitor in the house 07:56.900 --> 07:58.480 Woot, woot 07:58.480 --> 07:59.600 Woot 07:59.600 --> 08:00.820 Poon 08:00.820 --> 08:01.580 Anyway 08:01.580 --> 08:02.960 Coincidentally 08:02.960 --> 08:03.520 Um 08:03.520 --> 08:05.060 My birthday is Thursday 08:05.060 --> 08:06.240 The 27th 08:06.240 --> 08:06.840 No joke? 08:06.840 --> 08:08.380 Yeah, so this is like my 08:08.380 --> 08:10.000 The 27th annual 08:10.000 --> 08:11.640 Bland inquisitor 08:11.640 --> 08:13.020 Celebration of 08:13.020 --> 08:14.440 Dropping out of the 08:14.440 --> 08:15.140 Poonane 08:15.140 --> 08:16.780 Oh, yeah 08:16.780 --> 08:18.020 So to celebrate 08:18.020 --> 08:19.560 You went out and got some deep fried 08:19.560 --> 08:20.320 Takitos 08:20.320 --> 08:21.680 Yes, I did 08:21.680 --> 08:22.040 I'm 08:22.040 --> 08:22.360 I'm 08:22.360 --> 08:22.660 I'm 08:22.660 --> 08:23.060 Actually 08:23.060 --> 08:24.740 Right as soon as I hang up with you 08:24.740 --> 08:25.420 I'm gonna go and 08:25.420 --> 08:26.520 Get me two or three 08:26.520 --> 08:28.200 Deep fried chimichangas 08:28.200 --> 08:29.600 Well, if you have to leave 08:29.600 --> 08:30.920 At any point during the show 08:30.920 --> 08:31.620 We know that 08:31.620 --> 08:32.620 You know, there's gonna be 08:32.620 --> 08:34.800 See, here's the problem with the chimichangas 08:34.800 --> 08:36.680 Boy, we're gonna start the show off 08:36.680 --> 08:37.080 In a hole 08:37.080 --> 08:38.020 And work our way out 08:38.020 --> 08:38.860 I've got 08:38.860 --> 08:39.840 I've got a gift 08:39.840 --> 08:40.780 I've got a knack 08:40.780 --> 08:42.540 The food is always so good 08:42.540 --> 08:43.760 See, there's nothing better 08:43.760 --> 08:45.540 Than a clean pinch 08:45.540 --> 08:47.740 But when you're having tacos 08:47.740 --> 08:49.080 When you're having deep fried 08:49.080 --> 08:49.500 This 08:49.500 --> 08:50.620 This Mexican food 08:50.620 --> 08:51.360 That you're gonna have 08:51.360 --> 08:51.860 Oh, yeah 08:51.860 --> 08:53.160 Dude, you're gonna run screaming 08:53.160 --> 08:54.240 You're gonna have a bad case 08:54.240 --> 08:55.120 Of the screaming memes 08:55.120 --> 08:57.080 I mean, you're gonna be wiping 08:57.080 --> 08:58.360 All night, dude 08:58.360 --> 08:59.480 In Texas 08:59.480 --> 09:01.900 Texas we have blue bell ice cream 09:01.900 --> 09:03.180 I don't know if they export it 09:03.180 --> 09:04.060 To other parts 09:04.060 --> 09:05.280 Hey, we got blue bell 09:05.280 --> 09:06.080 Okay 09:06.080 --> 09:08.980 What, do you rub that on your brown eye 09:08.980 --> 09:09.960 To cool it off? 09:10.200 --> 09:10.720 No, man 09:10.720 --> 09:11.960 No, you eat that 09:11.960 --> 09:13.580 After you eat the chimichangas 09:13.580 --> 09:13.900 Right? 09:14.760 --> 09:17.100 They don't naturalize each other 09:17.100 --> 09:18.660 Yeah, they do 09:18.660 --> 09:20.040 You eat the chimichangas 09:20.040 --> 09:21.080 And then you eat the ice cream 09:21.080 --> 09:22.360 And then when you're shitting out 09:22.360 --> 09:24.060 You know, liquid hot magma 09:24.060 --> 09:25.380 From the chimichangas 09:25.380 --> 09:27.020 You're like, come on, ice cream 09:27.020 --> 09:28.340 Come on, ice cream 09:28.340 --> 09:29.460 And then it hits 09:29.460 --> 09:31.360 And all is right with the world 09:31.360 --> 09:32.580 Is that like big bucks? 09:32.660 --> 09:33.300 No whammies? 09:33.360 --> 09:33.620 Stop! 09:33.760 --> 09:33.980 Yep 09:33.980 --> 09:35.440 Bugs, no whammies 09:35.440 --> 09:35.880 Whoop! 09:36.220 --> 09:36.660 Jalapeno! 09:37.500 --> 09:38.220 Oh, God 09:38.220 --> 09:39.380 Alright, man 09:39.380 --> 09:40.800 You realize we can't start with this 09:40.800 --> 09:43.580 Then you look like that weightlifter and shit 09:43.580 --> 09:44.740 Oh, no! 09:45.360 --> 09:47.200 No, you evil bastard 09:47.200 --> 09:49.020 No, you did not go there 09:49.020 --> 09:50.620 Every time I'm on the show, man 09:50.620 --> 09:52.060 I gotta throw the weightlifter in 09:52.060 --> 09:52.860 It's just my thing 09:52.860 --> 09:53.560 It's what I do 09:53.560 --> 09:54.420 Oh, you're killing me 09:54.420 --> 09:55.100 Alright, I'm stopping 09:55.100 --> 09:55.500 And that's 09:55.500 --> 09:57.080 No, you gotta stop 09:57.080 --> 09:58.680 You there? 09:59.460 --> 10:00.480 What are you yesin' about? 10:02.040 --> 10:02.700 The link said 10:02.700 --> 10:03.680 Come in her face 10:03.680 --> 10:05.560 So it's this 10:05.560 --> 10:06.960 Saggy boob 10:06.960 --> 10:08.500 Girl 10:08.500 --> 10:09.980 Suckin' on a can of beans 10:09.980 --> 10:12.360 What in the hell 10:12.360 --> 10:13.960 Are you talking about? 10:15.120 --> 10:16.160 This dude's 10:16.160 --> 10:16.880 Dong is 10:16.880 --> 10:17.580 Frickin' 10:19.000 --> 10:20.540 It's four inches long 10:20.540 --> 10:21.600 It's four inches around 10:21.600 --> 10:21.940 What? 10:22.740 --> 10:24.740 Dude, it's like a fucking cube then 10:24.740 --> 10:25.600 That's what I said 10:25.600 --> 10:27.120 It's a fucking can of beans, dude 10:27.120 --> 10:30.160 It's a fucking can of chili 10:30.160 --> 10:31.420 Yeah, well 10:31.420 --> 10:33.260 I hate to be on the receiving end of that one 10:33.260 --> 10:34.720 Fucking A, dude 10:34.720 --> 10:36.980 That's like fucking Roto-Rooter, man 10:36.980 --> 10:38.560 That's like a toilet snake or something 10:38.560 --> 10:43.860 Oh man, you're killing me 10:43.860 --> 10:45.580 I have to put this on the outtakes too now 10:45.580 --> 10:46.620 Damn you 10:46.620 --> 10:49.460 And I didn't even get to do a good sound check out of it 10:49.460 --> 10:50.540 Let me see 10:50.540 --> 10:52.500 All right 10:52.500 --> 10:54.640 Now are you going to be coughing through the whole show? 10:55.180 --> 10:56.000 I'll move it 10:56.000 --> 10:56.820 So you won't hear it 10:56.820 --> 10:57.940 Yeah, turn your head and cough 10:57.940 --> 10:59.220 I'll do it 10:59.220 --> 11:01.000 That was a little 11:01.000 --> 11:03.520 That was a little dirty pervert joke 11:03.520 --> 11:04.720 Like 11:04.720 --> 11:06.520 Want some candy, Wintermute? 11:06.940 --> 11:07.640 Oh, that's sick 11:07.640 --> 11:08.880 Come on in my car 11:08.880 --> 11:10.880 And you can have all the candy you want 11:10.880 --> 11:12.120 And video games too 11:12.120 --> 11:13.160 Oh 11:13.160 --> 11:15.460 Just don't tell Mommy and Daddy 11:15.460 --> 11:16.980 Oh, that's wrong 11:16.980 --> 11:19.580 Yeah, well, fuck you too 11:19.580 --> 11:20.460 Whoa 11:20.460 --> 11:21.940 Easy there, killer 11:21.940 --> 11:27.460 Or as close to perfect as we can possibly get, I guess 11:27.460 --> 11:28.760 Close enough for round hair, huh? 11:28.960 --> 11:30.020 Good enough for town to size 11:30.020 --> 11:31.960 Good enough for government work 11:31.960 --> 11:35.120 How does a civil servant wink? 11:36.800 --> 11:37.980 He opens one eye 11:37.980 --> 11:41.900 That would be me 11:41.900 --> 11:45.740 I guess I ought to also mic check my 11:45.740 --> 11:47.720 Getting angry and yelling voice 11:47.720 --> 11:49.660 But I don't think I have any angry topics tonight 11:49.660 --> 11:51.220 I think I'm pretty in control tonight 11:51.220 --> 11:55.360 It's that calming Zen influence I have, huh? 11:56.580 --> 11:57.280 It's that 11:57.280 --> 12:00.220 The fact that I don't have anything about the RIAA today 12:00.220 --> 12:05.740 Maybe it's just the ambience of having this 200-year-old Buddha head that I have in my office 12:05.740 --> 12:08.740 Hmm, well 12:08.740 --> 12:11.680 I'm not exactly sure where to go with that joke 12:11.680 --> 12:14.200 I'm staring right at it 12:14.200 --> 12:17.180 It's actually a really nice piece of Buddha on eBay for like 50 bucks 12:17.180 --> 12:19.020 I guess Buddha head is the best kind of head 12:19.020 --> 12:24.380 Huh, you know that Buddha, of course, is slang for marijuana, right? 12:24.700 --> 12:25.000 Oh, yeah 12:25.000 --> 12:25.420 Okay 12:25.420 --> 12:26.780 Just checking 12:26.780 --> 12:30.960 Well, I don't know how traffic is up there in the morning or in the afternoon 12:30.960 --> 12:33.540 But down here, it can be a real pain 12:33.540 --> 12:35.120 Yeah, it is 12:35.120 --> 12:36.020 Where I work 12:36.020 --> 12:38.620 Because where I work is pretty much a high-profile area 12:38.620 --> 12:39.380 Right 12:39.380 --> 12:40.160 On the beach 12:40.160 --> 12:41.840 Aventure 12:41.840 --> 12:43.620 I don't know if that rings a bell to you 12:43.620 --> 12:45.820 I've heard it, but I don't know, you know 12:45.820 --> 12:49.560 Like, money makers live over there, so 12:49.560 --> 12:52.500 And people are out in the street all day long 12:52.500 --> 12:54.540 Especially around 4.30 12:54.540 --> 12:57.360 When everybody else is trying to get home 12:57.360 --> 12:58.320 Right 12:58.320 --> 12:59.760 Rich people just 12:59.760 --> 13:03.420 Driving around for no apparent reason on the phone 13:03.420 --> 13:06.880 That's nothing else to do but from go store to store every day 13:06.880 --> 13:08.560 Rich people just 13:08.560 --> 13:10.540 Walking around, lollygagging in the streets 13:10.540 --> 13:11.640 Just throwing away money 13:11.640 --> 13:13.100 Must be nice 13:13.100 --> 13:15.400 Rich people piss me off 13:15.400 --> 13:16.520 You here? 13:16.980 --> 13:17.400 I'm here 13:17.400 --> 13:19.480 The party don't stop till the panties drop 13:19.480 --> 13:20.320 All right 13:20.320 --> 13:22.480 Well, let me do another sound check here 13:22.480 --> 13:23.280 While you're, um 13:23.280 --> 13:24.880 Looking at your ViewSonic monitor 13:24.880 --> 13:26.380 So you're very happy with it, huh? 13:26.380 --> 13:27.980 Oh, dude, I love it 13:27.980 --> 13:29.340 I just looked it up before I called you 13:29.340 --> 13:29.860 And it's just 13:29.860 --> 13:30.140 I 13:30.140 --> 13:31.200 It's awesome 13:31.200 --> 13:32.740 I'm probably going to buy another one 13:32.740 --> 13:34.260 Have you given it the prawn test? 13:36.800 --> 13:38.600 I didn't know there was such thing 13:38.600 --> 13:40.200 Does that mean splash it with 13:40.200 --> 13:41.280 Okay 13:41.280 --> 13:43.520 And see if it works? 13:43.660 --> 13:44.240 Well, I meant 13:44.240 --> 13:45.220 Had you actually, you know 13:45.220 --> 13:46.220 Brought up some porn on it 13:46.220 --> 13:47.440 To make sure you could check it all out 13:47.440 --> 13:49.320 Make sure everything was clear and visible 13:49.320 --> 13:50.820 Plump prompts.com 13:50.820 --> 13:53.000 Make sure it didn't have any V-chip 13:53.000 --> 13:54.700 You know, and it blurred out all the good stuff 13:54.700 --> 13:59.400 All right, let's 13:59.400 --> 14:01.760 All right 14:01.760 --> 14:03.180 You are listening to 14:03.180 --> 14:04.360 I'm the show saying all right again 14:04.360 --> 14:05.260 Damn you 14:05.260 --> 14:08.980 Damn it, now I've got to stop 14:08.980 --> 14:10.260 Oh, yeah 14:10.260 --> 14:11.100 How about American Idol? 14:11.180 --> 14:12.300 You've been checking it out? 14:12.840 --> 14:13.340 Yeah, no 14:13.340 --> 14:13.720 No 14:13.720 --> 14:18.140 You're missing out, dude 14:18.140 --> 14:20.020 The Asian engineer guy 14:20.020 --> 14:20.680 Doing 14:20.680 --> 14:25.080 God, I don't even know the name of the artist he did 14:25.080 --> 14:27.340 That was pretty funny 14:27.340 --> 14:28.720 Oh, he was doing 14:28.720 --> 14:29.620 Shebang 14:29.620 --> 14:30.540 Shebang 14:30.540 --> 14:31.540 He was doing Ricky Martin 14:31.540 --> 14:32.520 Oh, he was great 14:32.520 --> 14:33.560 I actually saw that 14:33.560 --> 14:34.120 I liked him 14:34.120 --> 14:35.200 Yeah, he was cool 14:35.200 --> 14:36.920 I would hang out with that cat, dude 14:36.920 --> 14:37.980 I would buy his album 14:37.980 --> 14:39.760 I would totally hang out with that cat 14:39.760 --> 14:40.040 Yeah 14:40.040 --> 14:40.520 He was 14:40.520 --> 14:42.040 Because you know what was cool about him? 14:42.120 --> 14:42.440 Dude was 14:42.440 --> 14:43.880 Dude was mad pimping 14:43.880 --> 14:45.180 Because he went in 14:45.180 --> 14:46.620 He did his thing, right? 14:46.720 --> 14:47.360 And then he's like 14:47.360 --> 14:49.220 I've got no professional training, right? 14:49.420 --> 14:50.120 He just laid 14:50.120 --> 14:50.620 You know what? 14:50.680 --> 14:51.940 And then the cool thing about him 14:51.940 --> 14:52.820 What makes him cool 14:52.820 --> 14:54.360 He walked right out 14:54.360 --> 14:56.380 Slapped that backpack on 14:56.380 --> 14:57.680 With the fucking slide rule 14:57.680 --> 14:58.520 And a calculator 14:58.520 --> 15:00.800 And a fucking laptop system 15:00.800 --> 15:02.220 And all this fucking equipment 15:02.220 --> 15:03.360 And this engineering shit 15:03.360 --> 15:04.600 And walked right out the door 15:04.600 --> 15:05.880 And went right on with life 15:05.880 --> 15:07.660 It didn't faze him, dude 15:07.660 --> 15:08.500 He was cool 15:08.500 --> 15:09.520 Yeah, straight up 15:09.520 --> 15:10.640 That dude rocked 15:10.640 --> 15:11.800 Props to bro 15:11.800 --> 15:13.280 Yeah, as opposed to like 15:13.280 --> 15:14.200 Some of those other ones 15:14.200 --> 15:14.880 Yeah 15:14.880 --> 15:16.920 Anyway 15:16.920 --> 15:18.680 That chicks, they suck 15:18.680 --> 15:21.140 Well, if we're lucky 15:21.140 --> 15:22.880 Hold on, alright, hold on 15:22.880 --> 15:25.220 My feet are on 15:25.220 --> 15:26.460 And a gold chain 15:26.460 --> 15:27.500 And I'll be set 15:27.500 --> 15:29.840 Alright, anyway 15:29.840 --> 15:31.380 So you're gonna string strawberry 15:31.380 --> 15:32.540 You want me to drop a beat for you? 15:33.020 --> 15:33.560 No, that's alright 15:33.560 --> 15:36.780 Come on, man 15:36.780 --> 15:38.300 I haven't listened to that fucking album 15:38.300 --> 15:39.360 In like 50 years 15:39.360 --> 15:47.720 Come on, man 15:47.720 --> 15:48.500 I'm waiting for you 15:48.500 --> 15:49.640 What the hell do you want me to say? 15:49.740 --> 15:50.740 That's the beat, man 15:50.740 --> 15:51.560 That's the beat 15:51.560 --> 15:52.020 Strawberry 15:52.020 --> 15:52.760 Oh, the words? 15:53.460 --> 15:54.060 Oh, the words 15:54.060 --> 15:54.660 It's strawberry 15:54.660 --> 15:55.380 It's strawberry 15:55.380 --> 15:55.600 It's strawberry 15:55.600 --> 15:56.300 It's strawberry 15:56.300 --> 15:57.000 Yeah 15:57.000 --> 16:00.780 So was that that protein drink 16:00.780 --> 16:01.460 Coming back up? 16:01.500 --> 16:02.160 Is that what that was? 16:02.160 --> 16:03.680 Yeah, or whatever we ate 16:03.680 --> 16:06.320 Before I took my nap 16:06.320 --> 16:07.120 Hold on one second 16:07.120 --> 16:08.200 I'm going to get some water 16:08.200 --> 16:08.800 Okay 16:08.800 --> 16:11.780 Old man taking a nap 16:11.780 --> 16:12.740 Beep 16:12.740 --> 16:14.740 Alright, so 16:14.740 --> 16:15.700 We're doing a sound check 16:15.700 --> 16:16.840 Bland is on the phone 16:16.840 --> 16:18.000 Yo, yo 16:18.000 --> 16:19.080 What's up, everybody? 16:19.380 --> 16:20.960 Good evening, America 16:20.960 --> 16:21.560 As it were 16:21.560 --> 16:24.240 Now, we don't limit it 16:24.240 --> 16:25.160 Just to America 16:25.160 --> 16:26.720 We have listeners 16:26.720 --> 16:28.620 From all over the world 16:28.620 --> 16:30.780 Yeah, good evening 16:30.780 --> 16:31.500 To everybody 16:31.500 --> 16:32.660 And everyone 16:32.660 --> 16:33.920 Who has 16:33.920 --> 16:36.220 Better telephone service 16:36.220 --> 16:37.260 Than I do right now 16:37.260 --> 16:38.540 Join the club 16:38.540 --> 16:39.160 I'm too cheap 16:39.160 --> 16:41.940 Actually, to be fair 16:41.940 --> 16:42.680 To give equal time 16:42.680 --> 16:43.520 You have to say hello 16:43.520 --> 16:44.680 To every single country 16:44.680 --> 16:45.720 In their native language 16:45.720 --> 16:46.240 So why don't you 16:46.240 --> 16:46.880 Go ahead and start now 16:46.880 --> 16:47.980 United States, Canada 16:47.980 --> 16:48.700 Mexico, Panama 16:48.700 --> 16:49.280 Haiti, Jamaica 16:49.280 --> 16:49.740 Peru 16:49.740 --> 16:51.120 Paraguay, Uruguay 16:51.120 --> 16:51.900 Saudi Arabia 16:51.900 --> 16:52.500 England 16:52.500 --> 16:53.660 El Salvador 2 16:53.660 --> 16:55.840 And I don't know the rest of the phone 16:55.840 --> 16:56.480 I was going to say 16:56.480 --> 16:57.380 I can't remember the rest of you 16:57.380 --> 16:58.460 That's as far as I got 16:58.460 --> 16:59.080 Yeah 16:59.080 --> 17:01.100 How about the state capitals? 17:01.140 --> 17:01.760 Do you remember that one? 17:02.280 --> 17:04.200 No, I've got the MP3s though 17:04.200 --> 17:05.520 Oh yeah, that's good stuff 17:05.520 --> 17:05.820 I bought 17:05.820 --> 17:07.000 Dude, I have the CD 17:07.000 --> 17:08.140 Nice 17:08.140 --> 17:09.060 I kid you not 17:09.060 --> 17:09.940 I bought the CD 17:09.940 --> 17:11.860 Hey, we'll save 17:11.860 --> 17:12.800 We'll save that 17:12.800 --> 17:13.720 For the outtake show 17:13.720 --> 17:15.080 And let's see if anybody 17:15.080 --> 17:16.600 Has any fucking clue 17:16.600 --> 17:17.820 What we're referring to 17:17.820 --> 17:19.020 Sweet 17:19.020 --> 17:19.860 Beep 17:19.860 --> 17:21.160 Now, we're going to be 17:21.160 --> 17:22.180 Talking about Google tonight 17:22.180 --> 17:22.960 You all read up 17:22.960 --> 17:23.900 And done all your research 17:23.900 --> 17:24.320 And everything 17:24.320 --> 17:25.780 Oh, I just fake it 17:25.780 --> 17:27.880 Well, that's what we do every week 17:27.880 --> 17:28.740 I'm going to be in a direction 17:28.740 --> 17:29.780 You don't talk about anything 17:29.780 --> 17:30.600 Yeah, one day 17:30.600 --> 17:31.880 They're going to be on to us though 17:31.880 --> 17:33.000 Beep 17:33.000 --> 17:35.240 There we go 17:35.240 --> 17:36.400 It helps if I turn the mic on 17:36.400 --> 17:37.880 Now, let's do a sound check 17:37.880 --> 17:38.220 You there? 17:38.900 --> 17:39.460 I'm here 17:39.460 --> 17:40.660 What kind of moron 17:40.660 --> 17:41.500 Does a sound check 17:41.500 --> 17:42.580 And doesn't turn the mic on? 17:42.860 --> 17:43.140 Beep 17:43.140 --> 17:44.060 Uh-huh 17:44.060 --> 17:45.280 I spent all this time 17:45.280 --> 17:46.960 Writing up nice notes for the show 17:46.960 --> 17:47.460 Uh-huh 17:47.460 --> 17:48.740 And you don't appreciate them 17:48.740 --> 17:50.100 You don't respect them 17:50.100 --> 17:51.820 You don't love my notes at all 17:51.820 --> 17:53.580 Of course I do stink 17:53.580 --> 17:55.180 No, you're just saying that 17:55.180 --> 17:55.920 There, there, stink 17:55.920 --> 17:56.500 Are you recording? 17:56.720 --> 17:57.020 Yeah 17:57.020 --> 17:58.120 I knew it 17:58.120 --> 18:01.840 All right, one last sound check 18:01.840 --> 18:03.060 One, two, one, two 18:03.060 --> 18:05.440 On the phone decoder 18:05.440 --> 18:06.340 In the house 18:06.340 --> 18:07.800 Reading the show novels 18:07.800 --> 18:08.380 You there? 18:08.780 --> 18:10.760 Yeah, this is a fucking short story here 18:10.760 --> 18:12.760 Long story about this show 18:12.760 --> 18:13.780 Yeah, this isn't 18:13.780 --> 18:14.380 This isn't 18:14.380 --> 18:15.740 Default radio 18:15.740 --> 18:17.000 Fly by the seat of your pants 18:17.000 --> 18:17.760 Bullshit 18:17.760 --> 18:19.180 You should just fucking release 18:19.180 --> 18:20.620 The show notes as a text file 18:20.620 --> 18:22.020 And say forget the fucking show 18:22.020 --> 18:22.920 And just let 18:22.920 --> 18:23.640 And write text to speech 18:23.640 --> 18:24.920 Have it read it out 18:24.920 --> 18:25.640 You don't know what they're doing 18:25.640 --> 18:27.040 Just let her read the whole show 18:27.040 --> 18:27.540 For an hour 18:27.540 --> 18:29.080 We should do that as a joke one day 18:29.080 --> 18:30.440 Like for episode 50 or something 18:30.440 --> 18:31.980 Episode 100 18:31.980 --> 18:33.000 If we ever get that far 18:33.000 --> 18:34.080 And just have the 18:34.080 --> 18:35.580 Have it all read to them 18:35.580 --> 18:37.200 Be a lot easier 18:37.200 --> 18:37.980 Save time 18:37.980 --> 18:39.240 Beep 18:39.240 --> 18:41.280 All right 18:41.280 --> 18:42.500 I'm a princess 18:42.500 --> 18:45.840 All right 18:45.840 --> 18:47.760 Why are you a princess? 18:48.240 --> 18:48.640 I don't know 18:48.640 --> 18:51.220 Just come back on the phone 18:51.220 --> 18:52.320 And just announce that? 18:52.580 --> 18:52.780 Yeah 18:52.780 --> 18:55.200 Am I supposed to be the prince? 18:55.280 --> 18:55.980 Is this like some kind of 18:55.980 --> 18:57.440 Role playing fetish thing you're into? 18:57.600 --> 18:58.900 Are you dressed up in a furry costume? 18:59.100 --> 18:59.780 Oh, no 18:59.780 --> 19:00.740 Dude, are you dressed up 19:00.740 --> 19:01.640 In a school girl outfit 19:01.640 --> 19:02.500 Or something right now? 19:03.760 --> 19:05.600 You like going to Otacon or something? 19:06.860 --> 19:07.260 Otacon 19:07.260 --> 19:08.660 Beep 19:08.660 --> 19:09.480 Yeah, and then 19:09.480 --> 19:10.560 You could get just like 19:10.560 --> 19:11.780 Enough out of it 19:11.780 --> 19:12.260 To be, you know 19:12.260 --> 19:12.840 Without the whole 19:12.840 --> 19:13.840 Because there's like 19:13.840 --> 19:14.780 Three or four bars 19:14.780 --> 19:15.360 Just, you know 19:15.360 --> 19:16.660 Before the thing starts going 19:16.660 --> 19:17.860 And, you know 19:17.860 --> 19:18.360 They don't care about 19:18.360 --> 19:19.780 The whole spark plug 19:19.780 --> 19:21.140 And his wife was twice his size 19:21.140 --> 19:21.900 And all the other stuff 19:21.900 --> 19:22.620 But, you know 19:22.620 --> 19:23.220 You could get just like 19:23.220 --> 19:24.800 A sentence or so before 19:24.800 --> 19:26.220 Where they repeat the hook 19:26.220 --> 19:27.520 Barney, Barney Google 19:27.520 --> 19:29.040 With the googly eyes 19:29.040 --> 19:30.140 How's it go again? 19:30.880 --> 19:31.640 Want me to sing it again? 19:32.060 --> 19:32.900 I got you recorded 19:32.900 --> 19:33.860 That's going to be on the outtakes 19:33.860 --> 19:34.140 You know 19:34.140 --> 19:35.780 Barney, Barney Google 19:35.780 --> 19:37.600 With the googly googly eyes 19:37.600 --> 19:39.140 Yeah, except you don't quite 19:39.140 --> 19:39.820 Have that harmony 19:39.820 --> 19:41.600 That the barbershop quartet did 19:41.600 --> 19:42.320 Beep 19:42.320 --> 19:44.260 I'm about to get my balls on 19:44.260 --> 19:46.640 Yeah, okay 19:46.640 --> 19:48.240 Thanks for letting me record that 19:48.240 --> 19:49.140 Yeah, okay 19:49.140 --> 19:50.880 Let me clarify that a little 19:50.880 --> 19:51.660 I'm about to drink 19:51.660 --> 19:52.880 A drink 19:52.880 --> 19:53.820 Called balls 19:53.820 --> 19:54.480 Beep 19:54.480 --> 19:58.700 A little mic check 19:58.700 --> 19:59.580 A little sound check here 19:59.580 --> 20:04.140 I say there, Lucky 20:04.140 --> 20:05.360 We're doing a sound check 20:05.360 --> 20:08.960 It would help if you made 20:08.960 --> 20:10.300 A little fucking sound 20:10.300 --> 20:12.540 Check one, two 20:12.540 --> 20:15.640 Yeah, how about you use 20:15.640 --> 20:16.440 A normal voice 20:16.440 --> 20:18.320 Alright, sorry about that 20:18.320 --> 20:21.040 I know you want to sound 20:21.040 --> 20:21.700 Like a big boy 20:21.700 --> 20:22.720 Like all the other kids 20:22.720 --> 20:23.060 But 20:23.060 --> 20:25.380 When I say jump 20:25.380 --> 20:26.540 You say yes sir 20:26.540 --> 20:27.140 How loud 20:27.140 --> 20:31.540 Let me see how loud that is 20:31.540 --> 20:31.860 Beep 20:31.860 --> 20:33.260 Finally 20:33.260 --> 20:35.340 The rock has come back 20:35.340 --> 20:37.080 To Miami 20:37.080 --> 20:39.340 To that 20:39.340 --> 20:40.400 He sends my shop 20:40.400 --> 20:42.920 To sniff the answer 20:42.920 --> 20:43.700 I'm a panty 20:43.700 --> 20:46.080 You know the thing is 20:46.080 --> 20:46.940 He's going to be like 20:46.940 --> 20:48.640 Macho man Randy Savage 20:48.640 --> 20:49.580 Age 65 20:49.580 --> 20:50.800 And he is going to be 20:50.800 --> 20:52.180 Touring at the Haitian swap shop 20:52.180 --> 20:52.880 With the circus 20:52.880 --> 20:54.660 He's going to be in a ring 20:54.660 --> 20:56.060 With like 14 fans 20:56.060 --> 20:57.320 That don't even speak English 20:57.320 --> 20:59.040 And he's going to be in the ring 20:59.040 --> 20:59.880 Screaming out 20:59.880 --> 21:01.720 Lonesome 21:01.720 --> 21:06.100 You're the mummified elephant's nutsack 21:06.100 --> 21:07.260 Oh yeah 21:07.260 --> 21:09.220 Oh man 21:09.220 --> 21:12.340 Yes, we definitely have to have you 21:12.340 --> 21:13.420 On the show more often 21:13.420 --> 21:16.020 I try the lower property value 21:16.020 --> 21:17.480 As often as humanly possible 21:17.480 --> 21:18.320 I don't think we're a minute 21:18.320 --> 21:18.900 Into the show 21:18.900 --> 21:20.400 And I'm already crying laughing 21:20.400 --> 21:21.840 Well I'm a 21:21.840 --> 21:23.580 He's tattooed white trash now 21:23.580 --> 21:24.320 So it's okay 21:24.320 --> 21:25.380 Yeah, well, you know 21:25.380 --> 21:27.140 We smell our own 21:27.140 --> 21:29.300 And I smell Haitian 21:29.300 --> 21:31.740 And I smell Haitian panties 21:31.740 --> 21:35.200 Dude, you're killing me 21:35.200 --> 21:37.640 Okay, I'm back with you 21:37.640 --> 21:38.580 Alright, what do you get 21:38.580 --> 21:39.800 When you cross Lee Iacocco 21:39.800 --> 21:40.380 With Dracula? 21:40.380 --> 21:44.700 Uh, I don't know 21:44.700 --> 21:46.760 Autoexec.net 21:46.760 --> 21:50.740 Oh, that's the worst computer joke 21:50.740 --> 21:52.180 I've ever heard in my life 21:52.180 --> 21:53.980 Yeah, but it's topical for Halloween 21:53.980 --> 21:55.380 Oh, that's horrible 21:55.380 --> 21:57.280 That's not topical for 21:57.280 --> 21:59.900 That was topical 20 years ago 21:59.900 --> 22:02.720 That's not topical for a bad joke convention 22:02.720 --> 22:04.080 That's great 22:04.080 --> 22:05.980 That's a great geek joke, man 22:05.980 --> 22:08.060 Uh, if you say so 22:08.060 --> 22:10.300 Alright 22:10.300 --> 22:11.900 It's gonna take you like an hour 22:11.900 --> 22:13.060 To read the show notes anyway 22:13.060 --> 22:14.620 Mr. Hooked on Phonics 22:14.620 --> 22:16.280 I gotta, I gotta mouth them 22:16.280 --> 22:16.840 While I read 22:16.840 --> 22:17.340 Yeah 22:17.340 --> 22:19.060 Uh 22:19.060 --> 22:20.900 In rep radio 22:20.900 --> 22:21.640 Episode 31 22:21.640 --> 22:22.140 Notes 22:22.140 --> 22:23.080 Dot text 22:23.080 --> 22:23.880 Well now see 22:23.880 --> 22:24.840 It's a lot of overkill 22:24.840 --> 22:26.300 But it keeps my format going 22:26.300 --> 22:27.280 It keeps me, you know 22:27.280 --> 22:28.480 Going section to section 22:28.480 --> 22:29.740 You know 22:29.740 --> 22:30.660 Let's see 22:30.660 --> 22:32.620 Organizational skills 22:32.620 --> 22:36.060 Just because you don't bother 22:36.060 --> 22:37.100 Writing show notes 22:37.100 --> 22:38.200 Mr. Perfection 22:38.200 --> 22:38.880 I can just 22:38.880 --> 22:40.540 Wing it off the top of my head 22:40.540 --> 22:41.120 For an hour 22:41.120 --> 22:45.740 The voice of Hacker Radio 22:45.740 --> 22:47.700 Dual parallel 22:47.700 --> 22:49.060 Show notes 22:49.060 --> 22:51.440 We don't need no stinking show notes 22:51.440 --> 22:53.240 Going out on top, baby 22:53.240 --> 22:54.920 Just like Jordan should have done 22:54.920 --> 22:56.600 I'm going out on top 22:56.600 --> 22:58.440 Um 22:58.440 --> 23:00.260 Like Larry Bird, baby 23:00.260 --> 23:01.780 From the Association 23:01.780 --> 23:03.840 I would take 23:03.840 --> 23:05.640 Michael Jordan over Larry Bird 23:05.640 --> 23:07.960 Oh, you gotta be kidding me 23:07.960 --> 23:09.100 Ten times out of ten 23:09.100 --> 23:10.940 Larry Bird is the baddest 23:10.940 --> 23:11.560 White man says 23:11.560 --> 23:12.940 He went out on top 23:12.940 --> 23:14.340 Like Jordan should have done 23:14.340 --> 23:16.200 But there is only one 23:16.200 --> 23:17.000 Michael 23:17.000 --> 23:17.860 There's 23:17.860 --> 23:19.980 Bird any day 23:19.980 --> 23:22.040 I don't know 23:22.040 --> 23:23.140 I guess we'll never know 23:23.140 --> 23:24.480 I guess not 23:24.480 --> 23:26.320 Wasn't there like a 23:26.320 --> 23:27.120 Jordan vs. Bird 23:27.120 --> 23:27.900 Uh 23:27.900 --> 23:29.220 Video game on the Super Nintendo 23:29.220 --> 23:30.220 Yeah, I think there was 23:30.220 --> 23:31.260 Yeah, that's cool 23:31.260 --> 23:32.180 Beep 23:32.180 --> 23:33.420 You can ask the coder 23:33.420 --> 23:34.300 On several occasions 23:34.300 --> 23:35.720 He'd call up a number 23:35.720 --> 23:36.420 On three-way 23:36.420 --> 23:37.800 And I'd be laughing 23:37.800 --> 23:38.340 About something 23:38.340 --> 23:39.220 And it would just like 23:39.220 --> 23:40.700 You know, it would be one of the 23:40.700 --> 23:41.840 It would be a number 23:41.840 --> 23:42.560 That like, you know 23:42.560 --> 23:43.600 You have to press an option 23:43.600 --> 23:44.520 And like 23:44.520 --> 23:46.020 The option would just go away 23:46.020 --> 23:46.900 Because of my voice 23:46.900 --> 23:49.020 It's because you laugh 23:49.020 --> 23:49.680 Like a girl 23:49.680 --> 23:52.440 It's because you're like 23:52.440 --> 23:53.440 A whole octave above 23:53.440 --> 23:54.020 Everyone else 23:54.020 --> 23:54.800 You got that whole 23:54.800 --> 23:56.500 Soprano thing going on 23:56.500 --> 23:58.820 Yeah, I should be a Soprano 23:58.820 --> 23:59.620 Yeah 23:59.620 --> 24:01.580 I should be 24:01.580 --> 24:04.440 You talking to me? 24:06.780 --> 24:07.840 You talking to me? 24:07.840 --> 24:17.360 Me redboxing with my voice? 24:17.640 --> 24:18.020 No 24:18.020 --> 24:19.820 You haven't heard that yet? 24:19.960 --> 24:20.400 No 24:20.400 --> 24:22.420 How do you redbox with your voice? 24:23.000 --> 24:23.380 Watch 24:23.380 --> 24:23.880 Watch 24:23.880 --> 24:24.260 Hold on 24:24.260 --> 24:25.980 I'm gonna dial a test number right now 24:25.980 --> 24:26.260 Hold on 24:26.260 --> 24:27.140 Alright, I'm recording 24:27.140 --> 24:33.380 Doctor 24:33.380 --> 24:34.460 Test set 24:34.460 --> 24:37.460 Please select test 24:37.460 --> 24:39.600 Coin test 24:39.600 --> 24:41.540 Please deposit coin 24:41.540 --> 24:44.220 Coin told timing fail 24:44.220 --> 24:46.220 Please deposit coin 24:46.220 --> 24:49.900 Coin told timing fail 24:49.900 --> 24:52.220 Please deposit coin 24:52.220 --> 24:56.000 5 cents 24:56.000 --> 24:58.000 Please deposit coin 24:58.000 --> 25:00.360 Coin told timing fail 25:00.360 --> 25:02.360 Please deposit coin 25:02.360 --> 25:05.160 5 cents 25:05.160 --> 25:07.140 Deposit coin 25:07.140 --> 25:09.860 Coin told timing fail 25:09.860 --> 25:11.860 Please deposit coin 25:11.860 --> 25:13.740 Coin told timing 25:13.740 --> 25:14.820 Coin told 25:14.820 --> 25:16.460 At 5 cents 25:16.460 --> 25:18.380 Coin told fail 25:18.380 --> 25:20.700 Please deposit coin 25:20.700 --> 25:22.700 COIN TOOL TOOL 25:22.700 --> 25:24.700 You quit! 25:24.700 --> 25:26.700 COIN TOOL 25:26.700 --> 25:28.700 You're only worth a nickel dude 25:28.700 --> 25:30.700 No no no no listen watch 25:30.700 --> 25:32.700 Hold on let me get the uh 25:32.700 --> 25:34.700 You're only worth a nickel 25:34.700 --> 25:36.700 No cause I was eating and I got a lot of stuff in my throat right now 25:36.700 --> 25:38.700 I can't tune it real quick 25:38.700 --> 25:40.700 It's the fear man hold on 25:40.700 --> 25:42.700 I'm gonna try and tune myself right now hold on 25:42.700 --> 25:44.700 Please select complete 25:44.700 --> 25:46.700 Digger vote on 25:46.700 --> 25:48.700 COIN TOOL 25:48.700 --> 25:50.700 COIN TOOL 25:50.700 --> 25:52.700 COIN TOOL 25:52.700 --> 25:54.700 COIN TOOL 25:54.700 --> 25:56.700 COIN TOOL TIMING 25:56.700 --> 25:58.700 COIN TOOL TIMING 25:58.700 --> 26:00.700 5 cents 26:00.700 --> 26:02.700 Low tone frequency pass 26:02.700 --> 26:04.700 1 7 0 2 26:04.700 --> 26:06.700 Hertz 26:06.700 --> 26:08.700 High tone frequency pass 26:08.700 --> 26:10.700 2 2 1 2 26:10.700 --> 26:12.700 Hertz 26:12.700 --> 26:14.700 Low tone level pass 26:14.700 --> 26:16.700 1 8 BB 26:16.700 --> 26:18.700 High tone level pass 26:18.700 --> 26:22.700 Negative 2 3 BB 26:22.700 --> 26:24.700 Please deposit coin 26:24.700 --> 26:26.700 COIN TOOL TIMING 26:26.700 --> 26:28.700 SALE 26:28.700 --> 26:30.700 Please deposit coin 26:30.700 --> 26:32.700 COIN TOOL TIMING SALE 26:32.700 --> 26:34.700 Please deposit coin 26:34.700 --> 26:36.700 COIN TOOL TIMING 26:36.700 --> 26:38.700 COIN TOOL TIMING 26:38.700 --> 26:40.700 5 cents 26:40.700 --> 26:42.700 Low tone frequency pass 26:42.700 --> 26:44.700 1 1 0 26:44.700 --> 26:46.700 I gotta wait for it to say all the frequency 26:46.700 --> 26:48.700 You sound like a retarded muppet 26:48.700 --> 26:49.700 What? 26:49.700 --> 26:50.700 You sound like a retarded muppet 26:50.700 --> 26:52.700 You sound like Beaker 26:52.700 --> 26:54.700 As negative 2 2 BB 26:54.700 --> 26:56.700 High tone level pass 26:56.700 --> 26:58.700 Negative 1 3 BB 26:58.700 --> 27:00.700 Please deposit coin 27:00.700 --> 27:02.700 COIN TOOL TIMING 27:02.700 --> 27:04.700 5 cents 27:04.700 --> 27:06.700 Low tone frequency 27:06.700 --> 27:08.700 1 cent 27:08.700 --> 27:10.700 5 cents 27:10.700 --> 27:12.700 Goddammit 27:12.700 --> 27:14.700 Low tone frequency 27:14.700 --> 27:16.700 1 1 0 27:16.700 --> 27:18.700 0 27:18.700 --> 27:20.700 Now what the fuck? 27:20.700 --> 27:22.700 Buster test set 27:22.700 --> 27:24.700 Coin test 27:24.700 --> 27:26.700 Please deposit coin 27:26.700 --> 27:28.700 10 cents 27:28.700 --> 27:38.680 Generat ca 27:38.680 --> 27:39.700 10 cents 27:39.700 --> 27:40.700 Please deposit coin 27:40.700 --> 27:41.700 10 cents 27:41.700 --> 27:42.700 Please deposit coin 27:42.700 --> 27:43.700 10 cents 27:43.700 --> 27:44.700 Please deposit coin 27:44.700 --> 27:45.700 10 cents 27:45.700 --> 27:48.700 Please deposit coin 27:48.700 --> 27:49.700 10 cents 27:49.700 --> 27:50.900 Please deposit coin 27:50.900 --> 27:51.700 10 cents 27:51.700 --> 27:52.700 10 cents 27:52.700 --> 27:53.700 Please deposit coin 27:53.700 --> 27:54.700 10 cents 27:54.700 --> 28:20.300 I'm going to try it. 28:21.200 --> 28:24.300 Dude, if you get five of those in a row... 28:24.700 --> 28:31.200 Please depart at coin, five cents, coin tone, fail. 28:31.200 --> 28:49.200 Please depart at coin, ten cents, coin tone, fail. 28:49.200 --> 28:59.700 Take the dick out of your mouth, maybe that'll help. 28:59.700 --> 29:06.200 Coin tone, timing, fail, five cents. 29:06.200 --> 29:14.700 Please depart at coin, ten cents, coin tone, fail. 29:14.700 --> 29:21.200 Coin tone, please depart at coin, four, coin tone, timing, fail. 29:21.200 --> 29:29.200 Please depart at coin, five cents, coin tone, fail. 29:29.200 --> 29:34.700 I suck at this. 29:34.700 --> 29:37.700 I'm going to get the cord to one of these days. 29:37.700 --> 29:38.700 Anyway. 29:38.700 --> 29:44.200 Go the fuck away, bro, later. 29:44.200 --> 29:45.200 What? 29:45.200 --> 29:46.200 Later. 29:46.200 --> 29:49.200 You could have hung up on me a long time ago. 29:49.200 --> 29:50.200 Oh, like this? 29:50.200 --> 29:52.200 Shut up. 29:52.200 --> 29:54.200 Did you hang up on him? 29:54.200 --> 29:55.200 You douchebag. 29:55.200 --> 29:56.200 I don't. 29:56.200 --> 29:58.700 Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. 29:58.700 --> 30:00.700 Okay, so there you go. 30:00.700 --> 30:05.700 There's a few outtakes for over the past year of the different guests that we've had over 30:05.700 --> 30:08.700 that time frame, and hopefully we'll have many more to come. 30:08.700 --> 30:13.700 Actually, as I was putting that together, I was literally in tears laughing, remembering 30:13.700 --> 30:15.700 some of that stuff that we went through. 30:15.700 --> 30:20.700 So fun to go back and listen to this stuff again, and so fun to do the show every week. 30:20.700 --> 30:21.700 Anyway. 30:21.700 --> 30:33.900 Now, we also have a little bit of excitement that sometimes we record, sometimes we don't 30:33.900 --> 30:36.700 relate it to the show and not some drama here and there. 30:36.700 --> 30:41.700 And here is one of them that happened fairly recently. 30:41.700 --> 30:48.700 I called Duel and had him on the line to relay the story to him, and luckily for you, 30:48.700 --> 30:50.700 the listener, I recorded it. 30:50.700 --> 30:51.700 So check this out. 30:51.700 --> 30:56.700 Let me turn the mic on first. 30:56.700 --> 30:57.700 Okay, you there? 30:57.700 --> 30:58.700 Yeah, I'm here. 30:58.700 --> 30:59.700 Alright, I'm not going to do any soundcheck. 30:59.700 --> 31:05.700 I'm just going to tell you the story because I came home today, and I'm recording this, 31:05.700 --> 31:10.700 by the way, because it totally, completely freaked me out, and I was going to call you 31:10.700 --> 31:14.700 panic mode, and I figured I'd record this so you can make fun of me on the air, or relate 31:14.700 --> 31:15.700 to me one or the other. 31:15.700 --> 31:17.700 But check this out. 31:17.700 --> 31:18.700 I came home today. 31:18.700 --> 31:23.700 I went out after work, shot some hoops, went and played a little outdoor street ball, came 31:23.700 --> 31:24.700 home, right? 31:24.700 --> 31:25.700 Uh-huh. 31:25.700 --> 31:26.700 I'm all sweaty. 31:26.700 --> 31:28.700 I'm all just completely ghettoed out. 31:28.700 --> 31:30.700 I got my jersey on. 31:30.700 --> 31:31.700 I got everything. 31:31.700 --> 31:32.700 You know, I'm sweaty. 31:32.700 --> 31:35.700 I don't have my pockets, so I got my keys sitting in the seat next to me, right? 31:35.700 --> 31:36.700 There's a naked woman at your door. 31:36.700 --> 31:38.700 Yeah, I wish it could be that good of a story. 31:38.700 --> 31:39.700 No, wait until you hear this. 31:39.700 --> 31:41.700 This kind of messed me up, man. 31:41.700 --> 31:43.700 This traumatized me, dude. 31:43.700 --> 31:45.700 This is right there with the halon traumatization. 31:45.700 --> 31:48.700 It's not quite halon traumatization, but it's damn close. 31:48.700 --> 31:49.700 This scared the hell out of me. 31:49.700 --> 31:50.700 I came home. 31:50.700 --> 31:53.700 I pulled up at my mailbox, and I'm digging around. 31:53.700 --> 31:56.700 You know, I'm trying to hurry up and get home. 31:56.700 --> 31:58.700 I grab my keys to the mailbox. 31:58.700 --> 31:59.700 I get out. 31:59.700 --> 32:03.700 I open the mailbox, and there's this big manila envelope in the mailbox. 32:03.700 --> 32:06.700 Usually, I'm expecting stuff. 32:06.700 --> 32:08.700 I get a lot of things delivered, but I haven't ordered anything. 32:08.700 --> 32:11.700 I'm like, what in the hell could this be, right? 32:11.700 --> 32:13.700 So, I pulled up next to the mailbox. 32:13.700 --> 32:15.700 My car's kind of in the middle of the road. 32:15.700 --> 32:16.700 I walk up. 32:16.700 --> 32:17.700 I grab it. 32:17.700 --> 32:20.700 On the way back to the car, I read this manila envelope, 32:20.700 --> 32:24.700 and I almost dropped a load in my pants right there on the spot. 32:24.700 --> 32:29.700 This manila envelope cost $2.90 to mail to me. 32:29.700 --> 32:36.700 It has my real name and address handwritten on the center of it. 32:36.700 --> 32:37.700 Interesting. 32:37.700 --> 32:39.700 It is a thick thing. 32:39.700 --> 32:42.700 It's $2.90, so it's a very thick envelope. 32:42.700 --> 32:47.700 And in the upper left-hand corner, the only other mark on this envelope, 32:47.700 --> 32:53.700 U.S. Department of Justice, Federal Bureau of Investigation. 32:53.700 --> 32:54.700 You're shitting me in. 32:54.700 --> 32:57.700 Dude, I stopped. 32:57.700 --> 32:58.700 You know the first thing I did? 32:58.700 --> 32:59.700 I stopped and looked. 32:59.700 --> 33:00.700 Looked around, right? 33:00.700 --> 33:01.700 I looked up. 33:01.700 --> 33:03.700 You're damn right. 33:03.700 --> 33:06.700 I looked up and was just like, oh, shit. 33:06.700 --> 33:09.700 Because I didn't know if people were coming out of the fucking bushes. 33:09.700 --> 33:11.700 Hey, bro, I'll be checking your sticks right about then. 33:11.700 --> 33:12.700 What the fuck? 33:12.700 --> 33:13.700 Dude, I'm looking in the tree above me. 33:13.700 --> 33:16.700 I fucking could bungee down on my ass after so, you know. 33:16.700 --> 33:21.700 I'm usually very aware of my surroundings, but being all worn out from basketball 33:21.700 --> 33:26.700 and rushing to get home and just worn out in general, I was looking everywhere. 33:26.700 --> 33:28.700 I didn't see anything, right? 33:28.700 --> 33:29.700 So I looked down at it again. 33:29.700 --> 33:34.700 This came from the local branch, Federal Bureau of Investigation. 33:34.700 --> 33:35.700 Official business. 33:35.700 --> 33:37.700 Penalty for private use, $300. 33:37.700 --> 33:43.700 And it's handwritten to me, my real name and my real address. 33:43.700 --> 33:44.700 Okay. 33:44.700 --> 33:47.700 So, immediately, I'm freaking out. 33:47.700 --> 33:49.700 Then a second later, I'm like, wait a minute. 33:49.700 --> 33:50.700 You didn't do anything, right? 33:50.700 --> 33:51.700 You don't have to worry. 33:51.700 --> 33:53.700 There's nothing to worry about, right? 33:53.700 --> 33:54.700 Right. 33:54.700 --> 33:55.700 Right. 33:55.700 --> 33:58.700 But then the paranoia is like, yeah, but they think you did or they could accuse you of 33:58.700 --> 33:59.700 doing it and you have no clue. 33:59.700 --> 34:00.700 Yeah. 34:00.700 --> 34:01.700 But I hang out with Bland. 34:01.700 --> 34:02.700 Oh. 34:02.700 --> 34:03.700 Oh, yeah. 34:03.700 --> 34:05.700 That's what Bland's going to bring me down. 34:05.700 --> 34:06.700 All right. 34:06.700 --> 34:10.700 So, long story short, I finally opened it. 34:10.700 --> 34:12.700 I came to the house. 34:12.700 --> 34:13.700 I looked at it. 34:13.700 --> 34:14.700 I didn't know whether to open it. 34:14.700 --> 34:16.700 I checked my house real close. 34:16.700 --> 34:18.700 I made sure nothing was touched. 34:18.700 --> 34:20.700 They could have come in here and grabbed my computers. 34:20.700 --> 34:21.700 Everything seems to be okay. 34:21.700 --> 34:22.700 Yeah. 34:22.700 --> 34:24.700 They owned you, basically, without even doing anything. 34:24.700 --> 34:25.700 They just sent you something. 34:25.700 --> 34:27.700 Here, I'll read you what was inside of this. 34:27.700 --> 34:28.700 These two. 34:28.700 --> 34:35.700 Are you seeking a career that is not only challenging and exciting, but... 34:35.700 --> 34:36.700 Dude, they're trying... 34:36.700 --> 34:37.700 You're kidding me. 34:37.700 --> 34:38.700 Dude, they're trying to recruit me, dude. 34:38.700 --> 34:39.700 Oh, my God. 34:39.700 --> 34:44.700 Are you interested in a career with one of the most respected and sophisticated law enforcement 34:44.700 --> 34:45.700 agencies in the world? 34:45.700 --> 34:51.700 If your answers to these questions are yes, then the FBI may have a place for you. 34:51.700 --> 34:52.700 Fucking shitting me. 34:52.700 --> 34:54.700 How ironic is that? 34:54.700 --> 34:56.700 Oh, my word. 34:56.700 --> 34:57.700 How ironic. 34:57.700 --> 34:59.700 Dude, I was scared to death. 34:59.700 --> 35:00.700 Well, they are listening. 35:00.700 --> 35:01.700 They're listening. 35:01.700 --> 35:02.700 They're listening. 35:02.700 --> 35:03.700 No, that's very cool. 35:03.700 --> 35:04.700 You know, props to the FBI. 35:04.700 --> 35:05.700 Yeah. 35:05.700 --> 35:06.700 Yeah. 35:06.700 --> 35:09.700 Dude, you were just recruited. 35:09.700 --> 35:10.700 I... 35:10.700 --> 35:11.700 No, not recruited. 35:11.700 --> 35:12.700 They are sending... 35:12.700 --> 35:15.700 Basically, they sent me the application package and everything. 35:15.700 --> 35:20.700 Now, did they say, we know it's your dog, blah, blah, blah? 35:20.700 --> 35:21.700 I mean, what happened? 35:21.700 --> 35:22.700 No, they didn't say it. 35:22.700 --> 35:24.700 There's no letter or personalization inside of here. 35:24.700 --> 35:25.700 Okay. 35:25.700 --> 35:26.700 You know? 35:26.700 --> 35:29.700 Well, obviously, you did, or they had something on you. 35:29.700 --> 35:31.700 Obviously, they're interested, too, because... 35:31.700 --> 35:32.700 Right. 35:32.700 --> 35:36.700 This is a pre-printed applicant information booklet, it says. 35:36.700 --> 35:37.700 Son of a bitch. 35:37.700 --> 35:38.700 And that kind of freaked my shit. 35:38.700 --> 35:39.700 Yeah, right. 35:39.700 --> 35:41.700 Well, I'm telling you, it freaked my shit, too. 35:41.700 --> 35:43.700 But for, you know... 35:43.700 --> 35:45.700 Oh, that is brutal. 35:45.700 --> 35:48.700 This is FBI Special Agent Selection Process. 35:48.700 --> 35:50.700 Applicant information booklet. 35:50.700 --> 35:51.700 So... 35:51.700 --> 35:54.700 Oh, and here's the other cool thing about it. 35:54.700 --> 35:56.700 This is just pre-printed stuff that they sent me. 35:56.700 --> 35:59.700 They sent me an envelope, and in the bottom of the envelope, handwritten, 35:59.700 --> 36:03.700 I mean, the address of the FBI on there, the local office of the FBI, 36:03.700 --> 36:07.700 and in the bottom left-hand corner, handwritten is an attention and a person's name. 36:07.700 --> 36:08.700 Really? 36:08.700 --> 36:13.700 And when I opened the actual booklet to look at the qualifications questionnaire, they call it, 36:13.700 --> 36:17.700 the application itself, somebody filled in a couple of these lines already 36:17.700 --> 36:20.700 with some names and stuff like that, because I guess, I don't know, 36:20.700 --> 36:22.700 they get a bonus or something if they find somebody good. 36:22.700 --> 36:24.700 Somebody filled out some of these lines already. 36:24.700 --> 36:25.700 Is this all legit? 36:25.700 --> 36:26.700 Have you got a contact name? 36:26.700 --> 36:27.700 Have you called it and verified it? 36:27.700 --> 36:29.700 Oh, I'm not calling any within the head. 36:29.700 --> 36:30.700 Why not? 36:30.700 --> 36:31.700 How do you know? 36:31.700 --> 36:32.700 Dude. 36:32.700 --> 36:33.700 No, I've got to sit on this for a couple of days. 36:33.700 --> 36:34.700 All right. 36:34.700 --> 36:35.700 I think you should look into it. 36:35.700 --> 36:36.700 I think it would be cool. 36:36.700 --> 36:37.700 Give me the numbers. 36:37.700 --> 36:38.700 Give me the name of the number. 36:38.700 --> 36:39.700 I'll look into it. 36:39.700 --> 36:40.700 All right. 36:40.700 --> 36:41.700 Hold on. 36:41.700 --> 36:42.700 Let me see here. 36:42.700 --> 36:43.700 We are... 36:43.700 --> 36:44.700 As we are talking, by the way, I'm actually supposed to be streaming the show, 36:44.700 --> 36:46.700 so let me get this thing going here. 36:46.700 --> 36:47.700 This is timing. 36:47.700 --> 36:48.700 So you're streaming the show right now? 36:48.700 --> 36:49.700 I'm about to connect. 36:49.700 --> 36:50.700 Are you recording this for the show? 36:50.700 --> 36:51.700 I'm recording this for... 36:51.700 --> 36:56.700 I figured I'd record this because I knew it was funny, and I'll take a joke at my own expense. 36:56.700 --> 36:57.700 I don't mind. 36:57.700 --> 36:58.700 I'll put it on... 36:58.700 --> 36:59.700 We'll put it on the episode 50 clips or something. 36:59.700 --> 37:00.700 It's funny. 37:00.700 --> 37:01.700 Good fucking story. 37:01.700 --> 37:02.700 I mean... 37:02.700 --> 37:03.700 Now... 37:03.700 --> 37:04.700 Okay. 37:04.700 --> 37:05.700 Are you gonna... 37:05.700 --> 37:06.700 Is this going to be part of this show, this stream, or are you gonna... 37:06.700 --> 37:07.700 Oh, no. 37:07.700 --> 37:08.700 It's gonna be... 37:08.700 --> 37:09.700 One of those add-ons for the... 37:09.700 --> 37:10.700 Yeah, I'll put it in episode 50. 37:10.700 --> 37:11.700 Okay. 37:11.700 --> 37:12.700 All right. 37:12.700 --> 37:13.700 Let me connect, and... 37:13.700 --> 37:14.700 And I'll record this shit. 37:14.700 --> 37:17.700 I'll call up, bro, and... 37:17.700 --> 37:20.700 And then I'll just plug in wherever I say your name. 37:20.700 --> 37:21.700 I'll just, you know... 37:21.700 --> 37:23.700 Hey, do you know the StankDawg? 37:23.700 --> 37:24.700 You know? 37:24.700 --> 37:26.700 Yeah, well, I might call him back. 37:26.700 --> 37:27.700 We'll see. 37:27.700 --> 37:28.700 Florida. 37:28.700 --> 37:29.700 Yeah, I might call him back. 37:29.700 --> 37:30.700 We'll see. 37:30.700 --> 37:31.700 I'm gonna stop recording now. 37:31.700 --> 37:35.700 We'll save this for the clip show, and let me get the other show, the real show, started. 37:35.700 --> 37:39.700 But this is the drama that we go through to bring you Binary Revolution Radio every week. 37:39.700 --> 37:40.700 I hope you like it. 37:40.700 --> 37:49.700 Now, yeah, this is the anniversary show, and I've been referring to it as the clip show, but I really didn't want to use a bunch of clips from old shows. 37:49.700 --> 37:55.700 I wanted to do some new clips and things that I hadn't used in the past, some new material. 37:55.700 --> 38:04.700 However, I think there was one moment, probably, that stood out amongst all the others, historically, in our first year on the air. 38:04.700 --> 38:15.700 And that was another traumatic, drama-filled event, and I think it was episode 11 or 13, somewhere in that range. 38:15.700 --> 38:20.700 I think it was 11, and that was the story of the deadly Halon incident. 38:20.700 --> 38:26.700 So that, above all others, I figured might be worth playing again because some people might not have been listening back then. 38:26.700 --> 38:29.700 Some new listeners may have picked up on us recently. 38:29.700 --> 38:36.700 So this is a classic gem that I've just basically cut out of that episode and put in here because, well, it seemed appropriate. 38:36.700 --> 38:39.700 So take a listen to this. 38:39.700 --> 38:41.700 Didn't you have a Halon story, I believe? 38:41.700 --> 38:43.700 Oh, God. 38:43.700 --> 38:45.700 Did I already tell you the Halon story? 38:45.700 --> 38:46.700 I think so. 38:46.700 --> 38:48.700 Did I tell you the Halon? 38:48.700 --> 38:50.700 Oh, God, man, you're gonna... 38:50.700 --> 38:53.700 This is going to be so embarrassing, but... 38:53.700 --> 38:57.700 This is the funniest story that I've ever, ever... 38:57.700 --> 39:01.700 Unfortunately, I'm the butt of the joke, but... 39:01.700 --> 39:04.700 Imagine yourself, again, this was all new to me. 39:04.700 --> 39:06.700 I had never even seen or been in. 39:06.700 --> 39:09.700 It's very intimidating, awe-inspiring to be in this situation. 39:09.700 --> 39:13.700 Well, my job was on third shift. 39:13.700 --> 39:18.700 And, you know, that's awfully late. 39:18.700 --> 39:22.700 So I wasn't always in the best state of mind sometimes. 39:22.700 --> 39:31.700 I would be in there and be, you know, half-passed out, dazed, dozing, you know, falling asleep, nodding my head. 39:31.700 --> 39:52.700 Well, because of the situation with the computer room, and because of the data and the machines being so incredibly valuable, there is a, I guess, fire control system, a safety system in place in case of emergencies, in case one of those sparks gets out of hand. 39:52.700 --> 40:01.700 And it is a halon-based system, which I don't think they even do those anymore. 40:01.700 --> 40:04.700 I think they've gone into something else now, but I'm not sure about that. 40:04.700 --> 40:11.700 But this was, when you first walk in the computer room, there was a sign on the front door that says, warning, deadly halon. 40:11.700 --> 40:19.200 So, like, here I am, this total newbie, walking in for, like, training on the job for the first day. 40:19.460 --> 40:27.540 The first thing I see is, A, that you have to use a combination to get into the room, and, B, this big sign that says, deadly halon, warning. 40:27.540 --> 40:54.520 Once you get inside, they have these two big tanks, they look like a jet pack or something, over on the side, and they have tubes running from them, to, through the ceiling, to different parts of the room, and the tanks, of course, have the big, uh, uh, do not touch symbol, danger, warning, blah, blah, blah, and there's deadly halon signs on each one of the walls. 40:54.520 --> 41:22.340 Very, very intimidating, especially since I didn't know the first friggin' thing about halon, or what it, so they tell, you know, I asked about it, I'm no dummy, I asked about it, and check what's up with that, and they said, you know, if there's a fire, if something happens, the tanks will kick in, the, well, the sensors will go off, the tanks will kick in, and you have, I think it was 20 seconds, it was 10 or 20 seconds, before the halon would come into the room. 41:22.340 --> 41:34.100 Well, this room was, you know, a big bedroom, I guess, if you want to think of it, like, uh, uh, uh, say two bedrooms put together about the size, you could easily get out of it in a second or two. 41:34.860 --> 41:40.320 But when you're in a certain situation, you don't really think clearly, especially when you're half asleep. 41:40.320 --> 41:55.280 So the story goes like this, I'm in there one night, I'm working, I'm half asleep, I got the lights out, I'm kind of dozing, and the tapes that we used to use at the time were 3490 cartridges. 41:55.280 --> 42:06.120 And you'd load about six or seven of them at a time, and, um, basically that would run for an hour before you'd have to reload six or seven more tapes. 42:07.200 --> 42:09.520 So I was in the middle of one of these tape changes. 42:09.900 --> 42:19.240 I go back there to one of the three machines, I'd unload the tapes, um, there were two tape drives next to each other, one for each machine. 42:19.240 --> 42:27.440 So I go in, I have six tapes in my left hand, balancing them against my chest, I have six tapes in my right hand, balancing them against my chest. 42:28.180 --> 42:31.580 All of a sudden, I hear sirens go off in the room. 42:33.600 --> 42:41.860 I am here to tell you that self-preservation is alive and well inside of StankDawg. 42:42.780 --> 42:46.840 These sirens went off, and they were ear-piercing. 42:46.840 --> 42:51.420 I didn't know what they were, I didn't care what they were. 42:52.280 --> 43:00.880 All I know is that before those 12 tapes hit the ground, I was out the back door, full, dead-on run, 43:01.040 --> 43:08.240 and the only thing in my feeble mind was deadly Halon, deadly Halon. 43:08.900 --> 43:12.900 I ran out the back door like O.J. fucking Simpson. 43:12.900 --> 43:23.040 I hit that door like, uh, uh, Eric Dickerson with a shoulder, I spun off the door, flew right out, I never hesitated, didn't miss a step. 43:23.360 --> 43:27.280 Fuck the tapes, fuck the AS400s, fuck the building. 43:27.800 --> 43:29.420 I ain't going out like that. 43:30.040 --> 43:32.140 I am not gonna die like a punk. 43:32.280 --> 43:35.340 I hit that door, and that place could burn to the ground for all I care. 43:35.340 --> 43:40.120 I ran out the back door to the computer room, the emergency door. 43:41.160 --> 43:43.880 I run out, we had two buildings next to each other. 43:44.260 --> 43:50.640 I run full blast to the next building, punch in the combination, because again, this is the middle of the night, everything is locked up. 43:51.040 --> 43:52.800 I run to the building next door. 43:52.800 --> 44:01.860 I call the manager, I call my manager, who again, I'd only been to this, you know, maybe this was within a month this happened, so I was still a complete newbie. 44:02.660 --> 44:09.620 I go in, I had run between buildings, fully out of breath, scared shitless, half asleep. 44:10.440 --> 44:14.540 I get on the phone, I call my manager at home, it's about 3.30, 4 o'clock in the morning. 44:14.540 --> 44:25.240 I'm out of breath on the phone with this guy, and I'm going, computer room, there's a fire, everything, deadly halon, deadly halon, completely in panic mode. 44:25.960 --> 44:36.460 It was, I would give any, any amount of money in the world to have jumped out of my body and watched myself in full panic mode. 44:36.740 --> 44:42.440 I think it's the only time in my life that I've ever been completely, oh my god, I'm gonna die. 44:42.440 --> 44:49.380 I was so scared and so blown away by that incident that, I mean, it traumatized me, dude. 44:49.480 --> 44:51.960 I'm still, to this day, traumatized. 44:52.020 --> 44:53.700 That is the deadly halon incident. 44:53.840 --> 44:56.980 That's the deadly halon story I mentioned to you that time. 44:57.560 --> 45:03.860 I think you saw, I remember my post about my traumatizing incident when all the lights and the power and the entire floor went off. 45:04.440 --> 45:08.940 I'm just sitting in this dark room with this hum, and all these little LEDs staring at me. 45:09.420 --> 45:10.820 It was the most bizarre feeling. 45:10.820 --> 45:13.580 Yeah, it's like, uh, open the pod bay doors, Hal. 45:13.660 --> 45:14.900 It's like the computer took over. 45:15.380 --> 45:15.820 Exactly. 45:15.920 --> 45:16.680 Yeah, the same thing. 45:16.800 --> 45:22.500 What it turned out to be was the, it was just the general fire alarm for the building. 45:23.500 --> 45:26.380 It wasn't anything to do with the halon sensors. 45:26.700 --> 45:29.080 Of course, I don't, I wasn't thinking about that. 45:29.340 --> 45:31.880 I was thinking about getting my ass out. 45:31.880 --> 45:34.500 So, I call him up. 45:34.720 --> 45:36.360 I'm completely in panic mode. 45:36.940 --> 45:40.320 He basically says, oh, oh, that's just the fire alarm for the building. 45:40.420 --> 45:40.960 Don't worry about it. 45:40.980 --> 45:41.980 It goes off all the time. 45:43.000 --> 45:45.140 What do you mean it goes off all the time? 45:45.200 --> 45:46.040 Why didn't you tell me? 45:46.080 --> 45:49.300 I'm fucking about to piss myself running from this shit. 45:49.820 --> 45:52.980 And you're going to tell me, oh, just go in and punch in this code and it goes off. 45:53.880 --> 45:54.780 So, I go in. 45:54.840 --> 45:55.440 I punch the code. 45:55.540 --> 45:56.580 Sure enough, it goes off. 45:57.060 --> 45:59.040 I go back down to the computer room. 45:59.500 --> 46:02.700 I'm still, even though I turned it off, even though I'm still scared shitless. 46:03.100 --> 46:04.340 I punch the code in the door. 46:04.580 --> 46:07.300 I open the door and jump back like Halon's going to come rolling out. 46:07.520 --> 46:09.000 I don't know what Halon looks like. 46:09.240 --> 46:10.900 I don't know what Halon smells like. 46:11.540 --> 46:13.780 I, I didn't know what the hell to expect. 46:14.340 --> 46:16.300 So, I pull the door open and jump back. 46:16.900 --> 46:17.980 Everything seemed okay. 46:18.120 --> 46:19.140 I peer my head in. 46:19.740 --> 46:20.720 Everything was fine. 46:20.720 --> 46:24.220 There's 12 tapes laying scattered on the floor, which I had not labeled yet. 46:24.800 --> 46:26.040 So, they're all out of order. 46:26.120 --> 46:29.800 So, I screwed up the whole backup and had to start over, which sucked. 46:30.780 --> 46:40.120 But, the moral of the story is, I actually was proud to know that self-preservation works. 46:40.580 --> 46:43.520 And then you could run a sub 4 second 40, huh? 46:43.520 --> 46:44.140 Oh, God. 46:44.280 --> 46:48.340 I swear, I don't know how in the world I got out of there so fast. 46:48.340 --> 46:52.520 I, I hit that door with my shoulder and spun. 46:53.120 --> 46:56.420 I was so, I was like, forget it, dude. 46:56.520 --> 46:57.920 I just, I ain't going out like that. 46:58.140 --> 46:59.240 I am not going out. 46:59.340 --> 47:02.340 No, weekend, midnight, third shift, you know. 47:02.460 --> 47:06.560 I'm not going to be a, a, in the paper, deadly Halon victim. 47:06.900 --> 47:07.180 Uh-uh. 47:07.720 --> 47:09.180 That's not, that's not for me. 47:09.180 --> 47:11.120 Oh, God. 47:11.220 --> 47:14.140 I'm actually in tears right now from telling that. 47:14.400 --> 47:16.080 I, that was the funniest thing. 47:16.540 --> 47:19.560 I, I wish somebody would have had a video camera taping me. 47:19.920 --> 47:23.480 I wish somehow I could see myself because I know how I felt. 47:23.860 --> 47:28.080 I know I must have looked like, I have no idea what I must have. 47:28.080 --> 47:29.600 It's 4.30 in the morning. 47:29.800 --> 47:35.800 I'm running out the back door of this building at full run, in full panic mode with alarms going on around me. 47:36.040 --> 47:37.840 It has to be the most comedic scene. 47:38.140 --> 47:40.160 It would make a great scene in a movie, I'm sure. 47:40.580 --> 47:41.440 You know what that's called? 47:41.760 --> 47:42.660 Newbie initiation. 47:43.960 --> 47:47.480 And what a newbie initiation it was. 47:47.660 --> 47:51.720 I would not want to put anyone else through that ever again. 47:51.720 --> 47:59.140 And that brings us to the closing part of episode 52, our one year anniversary. 47:59.420 --> 48:04.340 And I thought who better, who more appropriate to have on the show for our anniversary issue, 48:04.400 --> 48:09.440 but someone who's been through a couple anniversaries, two years on internet radio, 48:09.580 --> 48:12.700 on internet hacking radio himself, but Mr. Dual Parallel. 48:13.000 --> 48:13.700 I'm honored. 48:14.320 --> 48:18.140 And I am just pleased as punch to have you on here. 48:18.240 --> 48:19.320 You've been through this before. 48:19.440 --> 48:21.280 You've got an anniversary thing going on. 48:21.280 --> 48:22.300 You know how this works. 48:23.320 --> 48:30.440 We played a bunch of outtakes and quite a few, actually, that I was saying that had me in tears listening to some of these things. 48:30.520 --> 48:31.920 I'd forgotten about a bunch of them. 48:32.740 --> 48:34.340 Some great stuff on you, by the way. 48:34.400 --> 48:34.960 You can't wait. 48:35.780 --> 48:36.720 It's going to be good. 48:37.580 --> 48:40.860 So, as we close out here, we've got maybe 10 or 15 minutes. 48:40.940 --> 48:45.580 I thought we'd kind of do a little walk down memory lane, if you will, a little reminiscing. 48:46.420 --> 48:50.720 That actually, I mean, actually, it goes back more than a year ago, frankly. 48:51.300 --> 48:52.620 This goes back to RFA. 48:53.340 --> 48:55.180 You know, we used to do RFA a lot. 48:55.260 --> 49:00.000 I was on several episodes of RFA, and, you know, you did this much more than a year. 49:00.000 --> 49:05.520 So, I tell you what, this is kind of, you wanted to do this off-the-cuff impromptu, so here we go. 49:06.040 --> 49:06.800 Do you miss it? 49:07.340 --> 49:07.580 Yes. 49:08.580 --> 49:09.820 You miss doing the show. 49:10.060 --> 49:10.680 So does Bland. 49:10.680 --> 49:17.760 All the work that went into it and all the time that we put into this that people still don't quite understand. 49:18.280 --> 49:22.300 And you know me that I'm very, well, all right, I'll say it. 49:22.300 --> 49:28.860 I'm very anal retentive about doing show notes and having, you know, material pre-planned and stuff like that, organization. 49:29.680 --> 49:34.640 So I put a lot of time into each weekly show, except for this one, of course. 49:36.140 --> 49:36.480 The clip. 49:36.680 --> 49:37.000 It's off. 49:37.640 --> 49:39.280 Well, I hope so. 49:39.340 --> 49:39.980 I hope so. 49:40.060 --> 49:43.300 But at the same time, I still look forward to it. 49:43.380 --> 49:50.780 Even though it's the work, even though it's me every week, I know it's kind of like this running joke of stank and guest or something like that. 49:50.780 --> 49:59.600 But this is like my release and my outlet and my way of getting out and talking to people and hearing from people and doing email and stuff like that. 49:59.760 --> 50:03.960 So I couldn't imagine stopping it right now after one year. 50:04.080 --> 50:06.980 I mean, I kind of sat back and said, it's been one year. 50:07.220 --> 50:08.680 Where, you know, is this what I wanted to do? 50:08.760 --> 50:09.680 Is this where I wanted to be? 50:09.780 --> 50:11.040 And am I done yet? 50:11.800 --> 50:13.660 And I don't think I'm ready to go yet. 50:14.080 --> 50:15.120 I don't think I'm done yet. 50:15.540 --> 50:16.940 No, I don't think you are ready to do this. 50:16.940 --> 50:17.980 The show's got lots of lives. 50:18.080 --> 50:18.820 It's got lots of listeners. 50:19.480 --> 50:20.480 It's a great show. 50:20.780 --> 50:23.120 So, yeah, you'll be around for a while, I hope. 50:23.200 --> 50:26.780 And I'll help you during those stressful times as well. 50:27.000 --> 50:29.900 Oh, there have been some and there will be some. 50:30.100 --> 50:30.320 Yeah. 50:30.640 --> 50:32.520 Actually, you did not hear. 50:32.600 --> 50:33.580 Of course, we're recording this. 50:33.600 --> 50:35.080 You have not heard the previous clips. 50:35.360 --> 50:41.940 But Dool remembers the time I called him panicked thinking the feds were about to put me on the ground. 50:42.600 --> 50:44.660 And I played that clip earlier, too. 50:44.800 --> 50:46.240 So you'll get a good laugh at that. 50:46.300 --> 50:47.000 That was hilarious. 50:47.960 --> 50:50.960 So, yeah, we've been through a lot together. 50:51.040 --> 50:51.680 We really have. 50:52.000 --> 50:52.160 Yeah. 50:52.160 --> 50:55.060 And, you know, let's look back at the past year. 50:55.140 --> 50:57.180 DEP has come through a lot together. 50:57.260 --> 50:58.580 And we've accomplished a lot. 50:58.660 --> 51:03.880 And that's, I like to measure things in terms of accomplishments. 51:04.140 --> 51:06.900 And are we better off now than we were a year ago? 51:06.980 --> 51:09.020 Have we accomplished what we set out to? 51:09.020 --> 51:12.900 Or have we accomplished as much as we could in this past year? 51:13.060 --> 51:20.040 And I kind of was sitting back here reminiscing and thinking of what have we done for the hacking community? 51:20.040 --> 51:21.540 Or what have we tried to do anyway? 51:21.540 --> 51:28.200 And I look back, and we are about to release our third issue of Binary Revolution magazine. 51:28.340 --> 51:30.980 And this has all been done in a period of about one year. 51:31.340 --> 51:31.540 Yeah. 51:31.740 --> 51:32.060 Oh, no. 51:33.060 --> 51:39.920 If you want to, you could quantify what we have contributed to the community. 51:40.280 --> 51:40.760 Absolutely. 51:40.760 --> 51:47.700 And paper that you can hold in your hand and advice that you can get from the web, you can absolutely quantify it. 51:48.620 --> 51:51.260 There have been good and bad things that have happened. 51:51.540 --> 51:51.860 Oh, yeah. 51:52.360 --> 52:01.280 I like to think that everybody is better off for what, you know, for what hard work you've done and you've, you know, coordinated. 52:01.960 --> 52:03.560 You can absolutely quantify it. 52:03.620 --> 52:03.800 Yeah. 52:04.040 --> 52:05.640 And then the third issue is coming out. 52:05.820 --> 52:07.760 And honestly, I like the biannual release. 52:08.500 --> 52:09.540 I think that's very cool. 52:09.540 --> 52:12.880 Yeah, and I think that's basically what it's going to come down to. 52:13.000 --> 52:16.920 Our official stance has now become like frack. 52:17.000 --> 52:20.000 Whenever we get it done, whenever we get enough content to put one out. 52:20.080 --> 52:22.400 And that looks like it's going to be biannually now, twice a year. 52:22.400 --> 52:24.320 Yeah, and you know what, I think it's refreshing. 52:24.540 --> 52:27.760 I think six months is a perfect amount of time to get something out, you know. 52:27.840 --> 52:31.180 And, again, it's not too much pressure, but, you know, enough. 52:32.020 --> 52:36.320 It's not too long as to not have something to look forward to on it. 52:36.320 --> 52:48.100 And, again, to go back to, you know, not putting a capstone on the accomplishments, but, you know, a representation of those accomplishments, I think, will be the release of 2.1 at Hope. 52:48.100 --> 52:57.640 Yeah, and that, I guess, is what's going to happen, too, is I'm just, by the time I get them printed, I'm going to get them almost, it's almost like I'm stopping to pick them up from the printer on the way to the airport. 52:58.100 --> 53:00.920 It's going to be that close with the whole printing and timing of everything. 53:01.460 --> 53:02.080 That's awesome. 53:02.080 --> 53:03.660 It is probably going to debut at Hope. 53:04.160 --> 53:15.120 No, maybe, if I may, maybe this is a question to ask everybody that shares in the show right now, and that is, is the community better off for the things that we all have done? 53:15.200 --> 53:18.380 Not just, you know, the people in DDP or the people at the boards, you know. 53:18.780 --> 53:20.520 You know, is the community better off? 53:20.960 --> 53:25.480 I think that's, I think people should, you know, stop periodically and ask yourself that thing, are we better off? 53:25.700 --> 53:27.860 If not, what can we do to make it better, you know? 53:27.860 --> 53:41.100 So, again, everybody, you know, somebody, start a thread, please, and say, hey, you know, are we better off, you know, given the good and the bad, you know, what is the net, you know, the net result of the community? 53:41.400 --> 53:42.960 You know, is it better off than it was before? 53:43.060 --> 53:44.200 I would say yes. 53:44.580 --> 53:47.440 Yeah, and it's, again, like you're saying, it's what can we do? 53:47.560 --> 53:49.180 What can we, what more can we do for it? 53:49.180 --> 53:52.060 And it's not, this is not an ego thing or a DDP thing. 53:52.060 --> 54:02.800 I mean, we have had people in the community and people on our boards and people that we've met on the phones that have accomplished a lot of cool stuff, have started their own websites, have started their own radio shows. 54:02.980 --> 54:04.040 Radio shows, hell yeah. 54:04.060 --> 54:05.120 Yeah, all over the place. 54:05.180 --> 54:05.740 And you know what? 54:05.780 --> 54:07.080 We've always supported it. 54:07.120 --> 54:08.020 It isn't about me. 54:08.140 --> 54:09.120 It isn't about DDP. 54:09.360 --> 54:11.500 It isn't about, it's about the hacking community. 54:11.900 --> 54:12.120 Right. 54:12.220 --> 54:19.320 You know, and I do think that I get a better feeling now than we do a year ago of people really feeling like a community now. 54:19.320 --> 54:21.480 The elitism, I've seen it start to wane. 54:21.600 --> 54:27.380 I've seen it start to disappear where there's not so many, there's still, of course, it's going to be out there and it still exists in some places. 54:27.580 --> 54:36.100 But for the most part, I've seen people become a lot more friendly, a lot more open and accommodating and, you know, helping new people to the community and teaching new people. 54:36.400 --> 54:38.520 I've really seen that change in the past year. 54:38.600 --> 54:40.100 I honestly believe that. 54:40.740 --> 54:41.580 Yeah, I agree. 54:41.920 --> 54:48.100 And I think, you know, going out and creating radio shows, whoever it is and whatever, I mean, and it doesn't always have to be tech stuff either. 54:48.100 --> 54:48.920 That's the thing. 54:49.320 --> 54:52.100 You know, I like doing tech topics, but, you know, there's radio shows. 54:52.200 --> 54:53.940 There's some funny radio shows out there. 54:54.060 --> 55:06.040 There's some movies and politics and all kinds of great stuff out there that people have started because they, you know, thought that was their way of giving back to the community and giving something and giving what they have to offer. 55:06.900 --> 55:09.460 So, you know, writing articles is great. 55:10.000 --> 55:13.700 Putting out the magazine, Hack TV, you know, that, of course, has come out in the past year. 55:13.800 --> 55:15.360 That, I was very proud to get that out. 55:15.360 --> 55:17.240 That was a lot more work than I expected. 55:18.120 --> 55:25.080 And we, funny, I actually filmed some things earlier today before we recorded this for Hack TV episode two. 55:25.240 --> 55:27.560 Zero DB and I did a little filming and some other things. 55:27.560 --> 55:31.040 And, you know, it's constant and it's ongoing. 55:31.040 --> 55:42.640 So, also factoring in something that I've, I don't know, I won't say harped on, but I've made clear almost several times over the past year and almost every episode it seems like. 55:42.640 --> 55:50.500 Like, we have jobs and we have wives and girlfriends and real lives, but we're still able to try to, you know, give back to the community. 55:51.440 --> 55:59.280 So, I think, bearing that in mind, getting three magazines out biannually, I think that is a heck of an accomplishment. 55:59.480 --> 56:00.700 I'm really proud of that. 56:00.820 --> 56:03.620 And there's no way we couldn't have done it without Logan Five. 56:03.760 --> 56:04.940 I've got to say, thank you, Logan Five. 56:04.940 --> 56:08.180 I cannot, you know, there's no, I can't shout him out enough. 56:08.860 --> 56:12.300 Absolutely just a, just a talented, talented human being. 56:12.320 --> 56:13.240 Dude, we're on his jock. 56:13.540 --> 56:15.380 Yeah, I mean, seriously, come on, man. 56:15.720 --> 56:17.560 How can, how can you not be? 56:18.100 --> 56:19.800 The guy is just talented. 56:19.800 --> 56:24.420 And, you know, he's got, you know, he's got a life and jobs and stuff like that. 56:24.480 --> 56:28.620 So, you know, we're all working together and it's working out, it's coming through, and I'm proud of the results. 56:28.620 --> 56:37.060 I'd rather take time and be proud of it than just throw something out there like other information magazines. 56:37.840 --> 56:39.480 Yeah, we'll, we won't go there. 56:40.020 --> 56:46.280 I'd rather be proud of what we put out, and if that's twice a year or even less, you know, I'd rather be proud of what we put out. 56:46.540 --> 56:50.800 And that's why, you know, I know it gets frustrating waiting for a Hack TV episode to come out. 56:50.880 --> 56:55.980 The next one hopefully will come faster, but, you know, it's whenever we can sit down and make time to do it. 56:55.980 --> 56:59.780 And, you know, I, I really think we're going in the right direction. 57:00.760 --> 57:06.120 But, you know, not only accomplishments from us, there's also been a lot of, a lot of headlines in the past year. 57:06.580 --> 57:12.500 And I like to see, I don't know, maybe, I don't know if you'll agree with me on this, but like, I'll give you a couple points. 57:12.640 --> 57:20.440 I'll point out a couple highlights of the past year, like Microsoft had that big source leak where the bunch of their source code was supposedly spread around. 57:20.920 --> 57:24.700 Half-Life, they had a source leak or actually a source theft. 57:24.700 --> 57:26.900 I guess that's probably the better term for it. 57:26.920 --> 57:27.680 That's a quick arrest. 57:28.360 --> 57:30.980 And that's, you know, what do you expect? 57:32.840 --> 57:36.080 Spam has exploded in the past year, like worse than ever. 57:36.520 --> 57:46.060 It's gotten so bad and exploded so much that finally even Congress and members of our government are finally acknowledging the spam problem that we've been talking about for a long time. 57:46.060 --> 57:57.140 And all these things happening, but I think they're finally, like I said, Congress is taking attention, our government's taking attention, the news is reporting on it being a problem. 57:57.460 --> 58:00.200 I think that positive things are coming out of this negative stuff. 58:00.280 --> 58:02.340 They didn't like the Half-Life source theft. 58:03.060 --> 58:07.520 That wasn't, you know, of course there were some places that said hackers stole the source. 58:07.680 --> 58:09.480 But most places, no, it was thieves. 58:09.580 --> 58:10.060 It was not hackers. 58:10.760 --> 58:11.560 They didn't blame hackers. 58:11.560 --> 58:19.740 I'm wondering, and this is the question, I'm a long way of getting around to this question, do you think the media has changed, the mass media in the past year has changed? 58:19.800 --> 58:22.100 Not, of course, from me or us or anything. 58:22.800 --> 58:28.060 I think I've noticed the mass media being a little bit more hacker-friendly if there is such a thing. 58:28.060 --> 58:30.600 I would say, yes. 58:33.100 --> 58:42.940 Mostly, I consume mostly, I don't want to say alternative because it's not, it is mainstream, but, you know, like I listen to NPR. 58:45.020 --> 58:46.360 I don't watch much TV. 58:46.940 --> 58:50.400 Well, see, getting it from a variety of sources, I know what you're getting at. 58:50.400 --> 58:55.200 Yeah, you know, and I think that, yes, it has gotten better. 58:56.320 --> 59:06.220 I don't, the average person, though, still gets a little, you know, oh, you're a hacker, it's kind of scary and stuff, you know, don't touch my phone, you know, it still exists, that absolutely exists. 59:06.240 --> 59:07.620 Oh, of course, and it always will. 59:07.960 --> 59:08.740 Yeah, yeah. 59:08.760 --> 59:09.520 To a certain extent. 59:09.700 --> 59:09.880 Whatever. 59:09.880 --> 59:27.580 But, I hope that all of our alternative forms of media, like the radio shows we talked about and the magazines, and, you know, giving interviews and, you know, getting the point across of what people believe and why we believe that way, I think it's starting to seep in a little bit. 59:28.160 --> 59:28.900 A little bit. 59:29.560 --> 59:29.820 Yeah. 59:30.060 --> 59:35.060 You know, so, I think that's, I think that's a positive thing and hopefully that will continue. 59:35.420 --> 59:37.020 That's one of those positives we need to. 59:37.020 --> 59:43.180 And, on the positive note, you know, we have a lot of good things that have happened in the past year. 59:43.300 --> 59:46.720 Linux 2.6 kernel has come out within the past year. 59:46.760 --> 59:47.320 It's been a while now. 59:47.380 --> 59:49.700 It's been within the past year since we started the show anyway. 59:49.980 --> 59:50.200 Yeah. 59:50.420 --> 59:54.560 Because I even remember having Hack and Slash on the show to talk about 2.6 kernel. 59:55.620 --> 01:00:02.720 Also, I noticed, obviously, we have the Hope Conference put on by 2600, Emmanuel Goldstein and that group up in New York. 01:00:02.780 --> 01:00:04.940 We have that coming up here in actually a couple weeks. 01:00:04.940 --> 01:00:12.240 But, not only that, but there's a lot of hacking conferences, technology, security conferences, whatever, you know, different terminology. 01:00:12.660 --> 01:00:13.760 But, I've noticed a lot of them. 01:00:13.840 --> 01:00:14.480 You have Interzone. 01:00:14.600 --> 01:00:15.300 You have Freaknik. 01:00:15.400 --> 01:00:16.240 You have DEFCON. 01:00:16.320 --> 01:00:18.580 You have just so many of them. 01:00:18.620 --> 01:00:22.920 And, not only in the United States, there's the one in Australia that I can't think of the name of. 01:00:23.100 --> 01:00:26.540 There's Germany, I think, had one. 01:00:26.540 --> 01:00:27.920 And, yeah. 01:00:28.200 --> 01:00:30.820 And, a lot of those have been around for a long time. 01:00:30.960 --> 01:00:31.180 Yeah. 01:00:31.300 --> 01:00:33.980 But, like, well, Interzone was only its third one. 01:00:34.340 --> 01:00:34.560 Right. 01:00:34.640 --> 01:00:34.920 You know. 01:00:35.060 --> 01:00:36.380 And, they're growing. 01:00:37.360 --> 01:00:37.680 You know. 01:00:37.720 --> 01:00:40.200 When they first started, of course, it's rough and you've got to get it growing. 01:00:40.300 --> 01:00:41.840 And, there was talk about one in Arizona. 01:00:42.060 --> 01:00:44.960 I don't know if that's still talk about doing one there. 01:00:45.720 --> 01:00:46.040 Slipboat. 01:00:46.140 --> 01:00:46.240 Slipboat. 01:00:46.240 --> 01:00:46.720 Slipboat. 01:00:46.720 --> 01:00:48.080 It's been around for a long time as well. 01:00:48.320 --> 01:00:48.640 Right. 01:00:48.720 --> 01:00:49.300 It's working on that. 01:00:49.760 --> 01:00:50.080 Right. 01:00:50.200 --> 01:00:51.520 So, I'd love to hear some more news. 01:00:51.600 --> 01:00:52.100 Actually, you know what? 01:00:52.120 --> 01:00:54.900 I might talk to Slip and see if there is any news. 01:00:55.020 --> 01:00:58.260 Maybe get him on an episode and talk about that and some other things as well. 01:00:58.460 --> 01:00:59.020 You know, there's. 01:00:59.460 --> 01:00:59.780 Yeah. 01:00:59.900 --> 01:01:00.480 Well, I don't want to. 01:01:00.540 --> 01:01:00.920 I don't want to. 01:01:02.160 --> 01:01:02.480 Yeah. 01:01:02.640 --> 01:01:03.560 And, yeah. 01:01:03.720 --> 01:01:05.000 I'll see if I can get him on and talk. 01:01:05.020 --> 01:01:07.440 And, he's got a presentation coming up at Hope Conference as well. 01:01:07.440 --> 01:01:07.940 Well, yeah. 01:01:08.000 --> 01:01:09.020 I wasn't going to bring that up. 01:01:09.020 --> 01:01:10.360 I didn't want to stop for train of thought. 01:01:10.600 --> 01:01:10.900 But, okay. 01:01:12.100 --> 01:01:12.560 Oh, no. 01:01:12.860 --> 01:01:13.660 And, you know what? 01:01:13.740 --> 01:01:14.020 That's. 01:01:14.460 --> 01:01:14.740 Yeah. 01:01:14.920 --> 01:01:15.700 I don't know what he's going to. 01:01:15.840 --> 01:01:17.640 We don't want to have him present his. 01:01:17.640 --> 01:01:20.040 Give his presentation here on the radio and then give it a hope. 01:01:20.120 --> 01:01:20.380 So, yeah. 01:01:20.440 --> 01:01:21.740 Maybe it's better if we wait after. 01:01:22.360 --> 01:01:22.880 Oh, absolutely. 01:01:23.000 --> 01:01:23.180 Yeah. 01:01:24.460 --> 01:01:27.960 And then, of course, right now the big news is still Google Gmail. 01:01:28.100 --> 01:01:30.620 One gigabyte of email storage and how that's going to affect. 01:01:30.700 --> 01:01:33.920 And, there's some privacy concerns and stuff along those lines. 01:01:34.960 --> 01:01:36.020 Check when right now. 01:01:36.020 --> 01:01:36.320 Yeah. 01:01:36.480 --> 01:01:41.700 And, I think that privacy has come to the forefront more than ever before as well. 01:01:41.820 --> 01:01:45.580 Because, privacy, which is something that's frankly has been. 01:01:45.580 --> 01:01:49.500 And, I think I can safely say it's been something that hackers were very concerned with. 01:01:49.780 --> 01:01:51.100 And, only. 01:01:51.280 --> 01:01:52.320 And, I won't say only hackers. 01:01:52.480 --> 01:01:56.200 But, finally, other people are starting to recognize their right to privacy. 01:01:56.340 --> 01:01:57.180 Non-hackers. 01:01:57.780 --> 01:01:58.040 You know. 01:01:58.100 --> 01:01:59.020 And, I think that helps. 01:01:59.340 --> 01:02:00.000 Helps the fight. 01:02:00.060 --> 01:02:04.840 Helps bring attention to flaws and problems like the U.S. Patriot Act. 01:02:05.560 --> 01:02:06.680 USA Patriot Act. 01:02:06.740 --> 01:02:07.580 Whatever the hell it's. 01:02:07.780 --> 01:02:08.120 Right. 01:02:08.540 --> 01:02:08.900 You know. 01:02:09.520 --> 01:02:11.580 So, you know, bringing attention to it. 01:02:11.920 --> 01:02:12.640 Mass media. 01:02:13.060 --> 01:02:14.160 You know, government attention. 01:02:14.260 --> 01:02:14.820 Stuff like that. 01:02:14.880 --> 01:02:17.620 So, I think it's come a long way in the past year. 01:02:17.760 --> 01:02:20.700 And, I think we've come a long way in the past year. 01:02:20.700 --> 01:02:23.980 Now, are we going to get corny and set goals for next year? 01:02:24.120 --> 01:02:24.320 Do we? 01:02:24.320 --> 01:02:27.880 Obviously, we're going to try to continue to put the magazine out. 01:02:28.040 --> 01:02:30.260 Well, I was just going to say, we already have goals. 01:02:30.380 --> 01:02:32.560 I don't know if they need to be stated over the air. 01:02:32.740 --> 01:02:34.700 But, they're absolutely goals. 01:02:34.760 --> 01:02:37.920 We can talk about some things that we, you know, we have planned for the near future. 01:02:38.120 --> 01:02:40.740 But, to go through what we have planned. 01:02:41.500 --> 01:02:41.760 You know. 01:02:41.820 --> 01:02:43.520 We have long-term plans, by the way. 01:02:43.580 --> 01:02:43.680 Yeah. 01:02:43.920 --> 01:02:44.940 It could take a while. 01:02:45.200 --> 01:02:45.760 Surprise anybody. 01:02:45.940 --> 01:02:48.040 Hopefully, everybody does this as well. 01:02:48.220 --> 01:02:50.040 You need, you know. 01:02:50.360 --> 01:02:50.920 Don't have to get. 01:02:50.920 --> 01:02:52.060 I'm sorry. 01:02:52.100 --> 01:02:53.940 You don't have to get corny and make a list, but. 01:02:54.800 --> 01:02:55.500 Well, why not? 01:02:56.560 --> 01:02:57.260 Here's what I'm saying. 01:02:57.360 --> 01:03:00.060 You need to think further out. 01:03:00.780 --> 01:03:02.460 You know, I know maybe you're young. 01:03:02.640 --> 01:03:03.160 Maybe, you know. 01:03:04.160 --> 01:03:05.120 Who cares? 01:03:05.380 --> 01:03:06.800 You know, I'll be dead before I'm 30. 01:03:07.240 --> 01:03:07.740 You know, guess what? 01:03:07.780 --> 01:03:08.460 You'll probably live. 01:03:08.800 --> 01:03:09.020 Right? 01:03:09.120 --> 01:03:09.740 You're pretty smart. 01:03:09.900 --> 01:03:10.840 You'll probably survive. 01:03:10.940 --> 01:03:11.120 Right? 01:03:11.800 --> 01:03:14.240 So, think further out. 01:03:16.100 --> 01:03:20.680 To say that we do not have long-term plans would be misleading. 01:03:20.680 --> 01:03:21.300 We do. 01:03:22.680 --> 01:03:24.780 But, you also must have, you know, your short-term goals. 01:03:25.000 --> 01:03:27.720 But, there are things that we have planned. 01:03:27.880 --> 01:03:29.600 And, I don't think we need to go into them now. 01:03:29.780 --> 01:03:31.940 You know, we can talk about a few things, I think. 01:03:33.440 --> 01:03:36.240 I'd like to talk about HPR if we have to. 01:03:36.260 --> 01:03:36.440 Oh, yeah. 01:03:36.680 --> 01:03:37.780 Great, great topic. 01:03:37.860 --> 01:03:38.340 Great topic. 01:03:38.440 --> 01:03:38.740 Go ahead. 01:03:39.040 --> 01:03:39.480 Oh, okay. 01:03:39.540 --> 01:03:43.100 Well, briefly, HPR is coming along well again. 01:03:43.780 --> 01:03:50.240 RFA 100 was going to be, you know, we left in that beautiful, artistic F99, right? 01:03:50.240 --> 01:03:51.940 And, we just chopped it off right there. 01:03:54.960 --> 01:03:56.220 HPR, sorry. 01:03:56.360 --> 01:03:59.060 RFA was going to be open source, AUG, all that. 01:03:59.120 --> 01:04:00.360 HPR will be that. 01:04:00.360 --> 01:04:08.220 So, I've got Audacity running beautifully now on Linux, making AUGs, and they're sounding great. 01:04:08.660 --> 01:04:12.480 I've got, right here, this whole area, let you listen to this. 01:04:12.480 --> 01:04:16.020 So, that is my three-channel mixer. 01:04:16.800 --> 01:04:18.140 I've got a mixer now. 01:04:19.560 --> 01:04:20.880 HPR is looking good. 01:04:21.100 --> 01:04:23.740 So, I think the hardware and software is in place. 01:04:24.400 --> 01:04:26.880 Bland and I have been talking. 01:04:27.440 --> 01:04:31.000 We've been, you know, we have been discussing the show. 01:04:31.960 --> 01:04:32.820 He will be on it. 01:04:32.820 --> 01:04:35.840 And, it's looking, it's closer and closer every day. 01:04:36.160 --> 01:04:40.740 So, again, this is, like you said, you want, yeah, so it takes a little longer, so it's not scheduled. 01:04:41.240 --> 01:04:42.180 I want to be proud of it. 01:04:42.260 --> 01:04:43.520 That's what HPR is going to be. 01:04:43.800 --> 01:04:44.160 Exactly. 01:04:44.420 --> 01:04:52.760 And, the fact of the AUG, you know, that's one of the reasons that I, Cy, Pete, and I talked last week about the upgrade and the changes we're making to the radio server. 01:04:52.760 --> 01:04:56.360 Which, again, is longer, taking longer, but I want it done right. 01:04:56.600 --> 01:05:01.440 But, it naturally works into the simple fact that IceCast supports AUG streaming. 01:05:02.380 --> 01:05:06.200 So, you know, we know we have plans and we kind of think this stuff. 01:05:06.260 --> 01:05:07.440 We know what's going to happen. 01:05:07.540 --> 01:05:10.580 We know we have reasons for the things that we're doing. 01:05:10.800 --> 01:05:17.500 And, you know, when we get this scheduling system up and running, you'll be able to put an HPR on and we'll let everybody know when it's going to be, etc. 01:05:18.540 --> 01:05:19.360 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 01:05:19.540 --> 01:05:21.160 Obviously, downloadable, of course. 01:05:21.380 --> 01:05:21.700 Yes. 01:05:22.760 --> 01:05:23.540 It should be good stuff. 01:05:23.860 --> 01:05:31.500 And, as long as, you know, speaking of which, you still owe the listeners an episode of RFA, if I'm correct. 01:05:31.840 --> 01:05:32.080 Oui. 01:05:32.720 --> 01:05:34.080 Yeah, I'm going to call you on that one. 01:05:34.140 --> 01:05:34.780 I'm going to bring that up. 01:05:34.780 --> 01:05:34.840 Damn. 01:05:35.000 --> 01:05:41.200 Yeah, well, Wintermute had a great idea, and that is to record it at Hope. 01:05:41.300 --> 01:05:42.460 So, that's the plan. 01:05:42.660 --> 01:05:44.480 So, bring your, I got a new laptop. 01:05:44.560 --> 01:05:45.440 Hopefully, I can handle it. 01:05:45.640 --> 01:05:47.900 Either I'll use mine or you bring yours or somebody. 01:05:48.020 --> 01:05:49.160 Maybe he has one we can do. 01:05:49.220 --> 01:05:50.660 We're going to record 76 there. 01:05:50.660 --> 01:05:54.020 Or, and then rip that down and provide it to everybody. 01:05:54.140 --> 01:05:55.020 Probably can't, probably an OGG. 01:05:55.240 --> 01:05:56.880 But, yeah, that's what we're going to do. 01:05:56.940 --> 01:05:57.640 That should be fun. 01:05:57.780 --> 01:05:58.520 Man, it's going to be fun. 01:05:58.700 --> 01:05:58.940 Yeah. 01:05:59.300 --> 01:06:00.760 That is definitely going to be fun. 01:06:00.800 --> 01:06:05.940 And we are going to have to do an episode of Binary Revolution Radio from there, because I'm going to be there for a long time. 01:06:05.940 --> 01:06:09.260 I wonder if Flip's going to do the In the Now there as well. 01:06:09.320 --> 01:06:10.840 That'd be cool, man, all these live shows. 01:06:11.000 --> 01:06:12.660 Of course, Off the Hook's going to be live. 01:06:13.200 --> 01:06:15.320 Yeah, I think we're going to do like a recap after. 01:06:15.400 --> 01:06:19.880 I think we're going to wait until Monday, after the hangovers have cleared and all that kind of good stuff. 01:06:20.120 --> 01:06:20.420 Yeah. 01:06:20.420 --> 01:06:31.740 And do kind of a recap of the presentations that we attended and some of the stuff we saw and people we met and things like that, since it would be that Tuesday. 01:06:32.100 --> 01:06:34.280 And I will still be in New York, actually. 01:06:34.640 --> 01:06:37.800 So, I think that's the way we're going to do BinRev Radio. 01:06:38.360 --> 01:06:38.940 Very nice. 01:06:38.940 --> 01:06:42.080 I think that's obviously a short-term goal. 01:06:42.520 --> 01:06:45.780 And back to what we were saying earlier, we've got the hiccups all of a sudden here on radio. 01:06:45.860 --> 01:06:46.320 That's not good. 01:06:46.540 --> 01:06:47.940 Oh, it sucks, dude. 01:06:48.960 --> 01:06:49.880 I hate hiccups. 01:06:50.120 --> 01:06:50.700 You hate them. 01:06:51.240 --> 01:06:52.940 Seriously, they piss me off. 01:06:52.940 --> 01:06:53.580 Yeah, I know. 01:06:53.780 --> 01:06:55.140 Nah, dude, I get bad. 01:06:55.340 --> 01:06:59.680 We still don't mind laughing and having fun on the show and drawing attention to our hiccups. 01:07:01.740 --> 01:07:05.920 And now try to talk about a serious topic, and that's what you were saying earlier about goals. 01:07:05.920 --> 01:07:17.080 Because even our listeners, if I can extend this request, make a goal, even if it's small, even if it's a tiny goal, make a goal for yourself for the next year. 01:07:17.140 --> 01:07:22.960 If you're a student, if you're in high school, you're in college, no matter what you're looking at, make a goal that's realistic that you can do. 01:07:22.960 --> 01:07:30.660 For example, make a simple goal to try and write one article for, well, for any, for Binary Revolution magazine, for anywhere. 01:07:30.860 --> 01:07:32.980 Write one tech-related hacking article. 01:07:32.980 --> 01:07:38.360 That, I think, is a realistic goal that anybody, almost anybody in any circumstance, can meet. 01:07:38.520 --> 01:07:39.640 I think that's a goal that you can do. 01:07:39.700 --> 01:07:40.300 Write an article. 01:07:41.020 --> 01:07:44.220 If you have more time than that, maybe start a website. 01:07:44.880 --> 01:07:51.900 Maybe make your goal to film a hack TV segment or find an exploit. 01:07:52.280 --> 01:07:53.320 Start your own website. 01:07:53.820 --> 01:07:58.320 Make some kind of reasonable goal that you want to do. 01:07:58.320 --> 01:08:01.380 And not that you've always wanted to do, because I know people have them. 01:08:01.920 --> 01:08:04.940 They've just never sat down and said, damn it, I'm going to do it. 01:08:05.560 --> 01:08:06.300 Do it this time. 01:08:06.380 --> 01:08:08.020 Tell yourself, I'm going to make this happen. 01:08:08.100 --> 01:08:11.040 Even if it takes, even if you can only work on it on the weekends. 01:08:11.840 --> 01:08:14.360 You know, look what, Hack TV was a weekend project. 01:08:15.280 --> 01:08:17.760 You know, Binary Revolution magazine was a weekend project. 01:08:17.760 --> 01:08:22.760 Right, and I know where you're going with this, and the end result will be... 01:08:22.760 --> 01:08:29.400 When you combine all that stuff together, everybody with more articles, the community as a whole grows, and we have that much more. 01:08:30.460 --> 01:08:33.180 So it's individual goals joined together. 01:08:33.500 --> 01:08:34.980 Yes, growth and improvement of the community. 01:08:35.400 --> 01:08:37.160 And that's really what it's all about. 01:08:37.220 --> 01:08:42.880 We've said that from episode one of Binary Revolution Radio and from episode one of Radio Freak America. 01:08:42.880 --> 01:08:54.980 And, you know, that's something we've always believed in and always will, because, you know, without the community, without a support system around you, you're, you know, you're sailing alone in the ocean. 01:08:55.300 --> 01:08:55.740 That's right. 01:08:55.880 --> 01:08:57.380 Boy, tie it all up, bitch. 01:08:57.520 --> 01:08:58.100 You do it. 01:08:58.760 --> 01:08:59.700 Well, you know what? 01:08:59.720 --> 01:09:01.000 I guess we will tie it up. 01:09:01.100 --> 01:09:01.660 That was good. 01:09:01.800 --> 01:09:02.180 That was good. 01:09:02.460 --> 01:09:05.420 You know, we've got to get sappy and corny, I guess, sometimes. 01:09:05.500 --> 01:09:06.400 It's a one-year anniversary. 01:09:06.700 --> 01:09:06.960 Yeah. 01:09:06.960 --> 01:09:15.980 But, you know, after hearing you and your can of beans comment in the outtakes at the beginning, we've come full circle. 01:09:16.120 --> 01:09:22.140 I was just going to tell you congratulations on one year, but, you know, I haven't heard the show yet. 01:09:22.140 --> 01:09:22.700 I'll wait. 01:09:22.840 --> 01:09:23.900 Maybe you want to wait. 01:09:24.880 --> 01:09:26.220 Oh, no, it's all fun. 01:09:26.680 --> 01:09:27.280 Congratulations on one year. 01:09:27.460 --> 01:09:29.400 I wait for it every week. 01:09:29.480 --> 01:09:30.360 I appreciate that. 01:09:30.420 --> 01:09:35.640 I'm the one directory surfing, like, you know, after it airs, looking for it. 01:09:35.640 --> 01:09:37.880 Yeah, I leave the directory open just for a few. 01:09:37.960 --> 01:09:47.260 And, you know, I see there's still people, like, around 30 people a month that are downloading, like, random issue or episode 12 or episode 4. 01:09:47.460 --> 01:09:50.320 So people are finding it and going and getting those back episodes. 01:09:50.560 --> 01:09:54.160 So that's really cool that we're getting new listeners that are going back. 01:09:54.220 --> 01:10:00.660 And if you're a new listener just picking up with the current episode and this is it, next week you'll see what our regular normal format is. 01:10:00.660 --> 01:10:07.560 We hope this one made you laugh enough and think enough, hopefully, to say, you know what, I'm going to give this a shot and check it out. 01:10:07.620 --> 01:10:08.660 Hopefully you will stick around. 01:10:09.000 --> 01:10:10.940 This was one of the funnier episodes you'll have. 01:10:12.160 --> 01:10:16.100 All our episodes are funny here and there, but this one was pure comedy for half an hour. 01:10:16.280 --> 01:10:17.700 I really was in tears. 01:10:18.440 --> 01:10:20.580 And I think one more thing here. 01:10:20.620 --> 01:10:22.320 I'm going to close out with one more funny clip. 01:10:22.320 --> 01:10:24.360 And this is from our friend Lucky225. 01:10:25.040 --> 01:10:29.800 This shows that even someone like me makes a mistake now and then. 01:10:29.840 --> 01:10:30.640 So I'm going to play this. 01:10:30.760 --> 01:10:31.360 Yeah, yeah, I know. 01:10:31.820 --> 01:10:32.740 You'll love this clip. 01:10:32.780 --> 01:10:34.300 I don't mind putting these up at my expense. 01:10:34.420 --> 01:10:35.440 I'll put this up. 01:10:36.380 --> 01:10:36.820 Lucky225. 01:10:38.280 --> 01:10:42.000 This basically, this is what happened when I called to check my voicemail one day. 01:10:42.440 --> 01:10:43.740 So we're going to close with that. 01:10:44.280 --> 01:10:48.160 And then I do not know what the closing news is going to be. 01:10:48.160 --> 01:10:52.440 I'm going to play Zerl, Dedication to the Hackers and the Crackers. 01:10:52.520 --> 01:10:53.640 This is the full version. 01:10:53.820 --> 01:10:55.720 I chopped it to one minute to open the show. 01:10:56.160 --> 01:10:57.160 Don't like the long intro. 01:10:57.280 --> 01:10:59.560 One full minute to open it and it's me editing it together. 01:11:00.020 --> 01:11:01.100 This is the full version. 01:11:01.240 --> 01:11:02.060 It's not the remix. 01:11:02.280 --> 01:11:06.420 This is the full original version of this song that everybody asks me about, 01:11:06.520 --> 01:11:08.040 that I get emailed about regularly. 01:11:08.720 --> 01:11:10.840 People email me, what did you open Hack TV with? 01:11:10.880 --> 01:11:11.660 It's the same song. 01:11:11.740 --> 01:11:12.480 This is Zerl. 01:11:12.800 --> 01:11:14.220 Z-E-A-R-L-E. 01:11:14.320 --> 01:11:15.320 Go to zerl.com. 01:11:15.320 --> 01:11:18.280 And the song is Dedication to the Hackers and the Crackers. 01:11:18.380 --> 01:11:19.680 So we thank him once again. 01:11:19.780 --> 01:11:23.420 He's worked with us so well and given us permission to use all of his music 01:11:23.420 --> 01:11:25.400 and such great stuff that he's written for us. 01:11:25.620 --> 01:11:26.320 Up to him, man. 01:11:26.420 --> 01:11:27.200 Yeah, absolutely. 01:11:27.400 --> 01:11:31.640 So we're going to close with the full uncut version of that after Lucky's recording here. 01:11:32.820 --> 01:11:36.120 And if you stick around after our closing music, 01:11:36.200 --> 01:11:41.920 you might have an extra special closing by none other than myself and Lucky225, 01:11:41.920 --> 01:11:44.480 a tune that we just can't get enough of. 01:11:44.840 --> 01:11:48.040 So stick around after our closing theme from Zerl and check it out. 01:11:48.700 --> 01:11:55.260 And that is going to do it for our anniversary episode 52 in a row. 01:11:55.700 --> 01:11:57.260 Hopefully 52 more in a row. 01:11:57.820 --> 01:11:59.820 And Mr. Parallel. 01:11:59.980 --> 01:12:00.540 And you know what? 01:12:00.760 --> 01:12:02.740 And if I may, I said this at the beginning of the show, 01:12:03.440 --> 01:12:06.320 you, Rax, you know what? 01:12:06.380 --> 01:12:09.680 Everybody in DDP, everyone that I've had as a guest on the show, 01:12:09.680 --> 01:12:12.920 all the people that have sent me emails, 01:12:13.660 --> 01:12:16.260 I know this is, it sounds like this is a fake statement, 01:12:16.380 --> 01:12:18.020 but I swear to you it's not. 01:12:18.420 --> 01:12:20.380 The show would not be what it is without you. 01:12:20.400 --> 01:12:22.660 If I didn't get email of people asking questions, 01:12:23.320 --> 01:12:26.180 and I look that up and I do the research and I try to give answers. 01:12:26.540 --> 01:12:27.520 You want a show topic? 01:12:27.520 --> 01:12:30.960 I say, hey, that is a good show topic and I'll try to dedicate a show to it. 01:12:31.420 --> 01:12:33.280 You guys are writing this show and you guys don't, 01:12:33.420 --> 01:12:34.940 you don't see that sometimes. 01:12:35.040 --> 01:12:36.280 You don't believe that sometimes. 01:12:36.280 --> 01:12:39.520 Your feedback and emails help form the show 01:12:39.520 --> 01:12:43.320 and I'm trying to fulfill what your requests are 01:12:43.320 --> 01:12:45.980 and try to make this something that everybody wants and likes. 01:12:46.520 --> 01:12:48.300 So please keep giving us the feedback. 01:12:48.580 --> 01:12:49.760 Please let us know what you think. 01:12:50.420 --> 01:12:52.720 Radio at BinRev.com is the email address. 01:12:53.440 --> 01:12:55.860 And once again, Dool, to you personally, 01:12:56.000 --> 01:12:58.220 thank you so much for RFA all these years 01:12:58.220 --> 01:13:00.840 and for helping with BinRev and everything. 01:13:00.840 --> 01:13:04.120 So why don't you close us out? 01:13:05.220 --> 01:13:07.320 Why don't you start the closing comment here 01:13:07.320 --> 01:13:09.340 that we always end 52 episodes of editing. 01:13:09.340 --> 01:13:10.020 Start it this time? 01:13:10.340 --> 01:13:10.620 Huh? 01:13:10.940 --> 01:13:11.860 I get to start it? 01:13:11.900 --> 01:13:13.200 You get to start it this time. 01:13:13.360 --> 01:13:13.760 Awesome. 01:13:14.200 --> 01:13:16.960 52 episodes in a row where we tell everybody, 01:13:17.680 --> 01:13:20.580 We'll see you same hack time. 01:13:20.960 --> 01:13:22.600 Same hack channel. 01:13:22.720 --> 01:13:23.120 Ha. 01:13:23.300 --> 01:13:23.780 Later. 01:13:23.780 --> 01:13:24.000 Later. 01:13:24.000 --> 01:13:31.400 Welcome to the T-Mobile Messaging Center. 01:13:31.860 --> 01:13:35.040 Please enter the 10-digit number of the person you are trying to reach. 01:13:36.200 --> 01:13:39.320 Yo, you've reached StankDawg's cell phone. 01:13:39.980 --> 01:13:43.400 Unfortunately, you're hearing Lucky225's voice. 01:13:44.100 --> 01:13:45.600 There could only be one reason. 01:13:46.540 --> 01:13:49.640 StankDawg left his voicemail on default. 01:13:50.500 --> 01:13:51.740 Bad, StankDawg. 01:13:51.820 --> 01:13:52.240 Bad. 01:13:52.240 --> 01:13:54.360 Please leave your message after the tone. 01:13:54.740 --> 01:13:56.620 Press 1 to send a numeric page. 01:14:01.780 --> 01:14:04.460 This is dedicated to all the hackers and the crackers. 01:14:05.320 --> 01:14:05.980 You know what I'm saying? 01:14:06.040 --> 01:14:09.880 If you hear this, I want you to bump this and do your dirt, dog. 01:14:10.080 --> 01:14:10.780 Do your dirt. 01:14:11.260 --> 01:14:14.660 You could fill a stadium with cats using shit cracked by radium. 01:14:14.900 --> 01:14:16.680 Liquid sky will never die. 01:14:16.880 --> 01:14:19.540 Before the crackers and the hackers, life was whacker. 01:14:19.880 --> 01:14:21.860 Software we could never stack for. 01:14:21.860 --> 01:14:23.780 We were floored by these evil whores. 01:14:24.080 --> 01:14:25.920 All the best shit we could never afford. 01:14:26.140 --> 01:14:27.720 The internet at MP3. 01:14:27.860 --> 01:14:28.680 They set us free. 01:14:28.920 --> 01:14:31.880 I'm downloading Windows and me right now off FTP. 01:14:32.480 --> 01:14:35.820 You bitches will never find me because I'm everywhere I see. 01:14:36.160 --> 01:14:36.660 Yo, dog. 01:14:36.820 --> 01:14:37.860 You got something new? 01:14:38.020 --> 01:14:39.400 Hit me off on ICQ. 01:14:39.600 --> 01:14:40.900 I'll help you back and dive. 01:14:41.240 --> 01:14:43.160 I got some top-notch shit on iDrive. 01:14:43.500 --> 01:14:45.240 You shut one site down, we multiply. 01:14:45.640 --> 01:14:47.800 Like a phoenix from a different place, we rise. 01:14:47.940 --> 01:14:48.980 Then you got the squares. 01:14:48.980 --> 01:14:51.300 Yo, dude, you're stealing, don't you care? 01:14:51.620 --> 01:14:52.400 LOL, bitch. 01:14:52.540 --> 01:14:53.940 I got a terabyte of wares. 01:14:54.160 --> 01:14:56.520 I like my files, sick, zip, or rare. 01:14:56.760 --> 01:14:59.420 I'll download 700 segments from a thousand sites. 01:14:59.660 --> 01:15:01.160 I'll drink coffee, snort speed. 01:15:01.240 --> 01:15:02.180 I'll stay up all night. 01:15:02.420 --> 01:15:04.620 I'll hack the company site and blanket white. 01:15:04.900 --> 01:15:06.060 Ghost ISPs. 01:15:06.200 --> 01:15:07.040 Find me. 01:15:07.400 --> 01:15:07.840 Please. 01:15:07.840 --> 01:15:11.500 This is dedicated to the hackers and the crackers. 01:15:11.860 --> 01:15:15.020 This is dedicated to the hackers and the crackers. 01:15:15.380 --> 01:15:16.860 The ones that set us free. 01:15:17.560 --> 01:15:19.360 Thanks, dude, for setting us free. 01:15:19.840 --> 01:15:22.460 This is dedicated to the hackers and the crackers. 01:15:22.460 --> 01:15:25.720 I see in binary, I speak source code. 01:15:25.960 --> 01:15:29.580 Step on my toes, I'll post a million jpegs of you in a fag pose. 01:15:29.820 --> 01:15:32.220 In your digital stance, getting firewalled ho. 01:15:32.460 --> 01:15:34.740 Cause I'm riding the net in my six-fold. 01:15:35.000 --> 01:15:36.540 I was a dick with my 56. 01:15:37.060 --> 01:15:39.540 Now with my cable, I'm able to get that stable. 01:15:39.840 --> 01:15:41.820 On the out, my name is Ace and I'm a Leo. 01:15:42.180 --> 01:15:45.540 On the digital highway, my name is Neo and I'm a hero. 01:15:45.760 --> 01:15:48.240 In a flash, I'll school you on burning dream packs. 01:15:48.240 --> 01:15:49.420 You need some ISO? 01:15:49.880 --> 01:15:51.480 Let me through my hard drive rifle. 01:15:51.800 --> 01:15:53.500 Our exchange, you could never stifle. 01:15:53.760 --> 01:15:56.620 In a digital hug, you just caught the love bug. 01:15:56.940 --> 01:15:58.060 I bootlegged your CD. 01:15:58.480 --> 01:16:00.640 I caused a fight between Un and Jay-Z. 01:16:00.980 --> 01:16:02.880 Your CG, it's all gonna be free. 01:16:02.980 --> 01:16:05.180 Whether we take it by force or we take it nicely. 01:16:05.660 --> 01:16:07.160 You feel that rattle in your bones? 01:16:07.440 --> 01:16:09.380 When I tell you we just hacked out Jones. 01:16:09.680 --> 01:16:11.520 And NASDAQ, leave you flat on your back. 01:16:11.780 --> 01:16:13.820 Cause I am he who loves to hack and crack. 01:16:14.220 --> 01:16:16.580 Cause I am he who loves to hack and crack. 01:16:16.580 --> 01:16:19.720 This is dedicated to the hackers and the criminals. 01:16:20.120 --> 01:16:24.740 Serial codes, source codes, ISOs, RANs, SIPs, SISs. 01:16:25.060 --> 01:16:27.500 This is dedicated to the hackers and the crackers. 01:16:27.940 --> 01:16:30.340 Your encryption is primitive Egyptian. 01:16:30.820 --> 01:16:33.440 I'll do more with a 486 and a Plex tour. 01:16:33.780 --> 01:16:36.340 We've won when 6 billion got athlons. 01:16:36.560 --> 01:16:38.460 And we tell each other how to get it on. 01:16:38.820 --> 01:16:41.620 Cyber armies in the Pentagon were storming. 01:16:41.900 --> 01:16:43.680 I just found out who killed JFA. 01:16:43.680 --> 01:16:46.160 The smoking gun will have it within a day. 01:16:46.160 --> 01:16:47.920 All the lies even faster. 01:16:48.440 --> 01:16:50.420 Go check the name Truth on Napster. 01:16:50.620 --> 01:16:51.600 Digital disaster. 01:16:51.780 --> 01:16:53.940 The bricks will never find me in this matrix. 01:16:54.440 --> 01:16:56.880 A million keyboard voices all named Morpheus. 01:16:57.140 --> 01:16:59.500 This is dedicated to those who set me free. 01:16:59.980 --> 01:17:02.020 Gotta buzz, you're always my cuz. 01:17:02.300 --> 01:17:04.720 Radium, if I could only say to them thanks. 01:17:05.280 --> 01:17:06.480 Kalisto, you know. 01:17:06.880 --> 01:17:09.080 You're Topia and all my digital dogs. 01:17:09.420 --> 01:17:11.360 My NetDons, my cyber gangsters, 01:17:11.520 --> 01:17:13.460 my wire warriors, my computer comrades. 01:17:13.460 --> 01:17:14.780 This is for you. 01:17:15.060 --> 01:17:17.120 This is dedicated to the hackers and the crackers. 01:17:17.460 --> 01:17:19.960 I wouldn't be able to do shit without y'all, man. 01:17:20.380 --> 01:17:22.220 I've been sittin' in front of my fuckin' computer 01:17:22.220 --> 01:17:24.440 doin' a goddamn thing, playin' games. 01:17:24.980 --> 01:17:25.860 Y'all made it possible. 01:17:26.640 --> 01:17:28.200 This is dedicated to you. 01:17:28.740 --> 01:17:29.020 Dedicated. 01:17:29.240 --> 01:17:31.000 This is dedicated to y'all. 01:17:31.400 --> 01:17:32.440 Dedicated to y'all. 01:17:32.720 --> 01:17:33.860 Dedicated to y'all. 01:17:34.740 --> 01:17:35.780 Send your vibes. 01:17:35.840 --> 01:17:38.200 I'm sending my vibe out through this radio transmission. 01:17:38.200 --> 01:17:40.260 Send you out on your mission. 01:17:40.500 --> 01:17:41.260 Bring it down. 01:17:41.440 --> 01:17:42.380 Hack it and crack it. 01:17:42.580 --> 01:17:43.220 Source code. 01:17:43.580 --> 01:17:44.180 Worms. 01:17:44.380 --> 01:17:45.060 ISOs. 01:17:45.120 --> 01:17:45.920 Rare systems. 01:17:47.320 --> 01:17:47.920 IRC. 01:17:48.960 --> 01:17:50.180 Can't you see me? 01:17:51.180 --> 01:17:51.700 Dedicated. 01:17:52.100 --> 01:17:53.100 This is dedicated. 01:17:53.500 --> 01:17:54.540 This is dedicated. 01:17:54.920 --> 01:17:56.220 To the hackers and the crackers. 01:17:56.220 --> 01:17:57.240 This is dedicated. 01:17:57.720 --> 01:17:58.300 This is dedicated. 01:17:59.000 --> 01:18:00.160 This is dedicated. 01:18:00.160 --> 01:18:01.820 To the hackers and the crackers. 01:18:02.100 --> 01:18:03.080 This is dedicated. 01:18:03.440 --> 01:18:04.320 This is dedicated. 01:18:12.720 --> 01:18:13.080 This is dedicated. 01:18:13.560 --> 01:18:13.680 Uh. 01:18:14.160 --> 01:18:15.180 This is dedicated. 01:18:15.360 --> 01:18:15.580 Uh. 01:18:23.760 --> 01:18:24.320 This is dedicated. 01:18:24.320 --> 01:18:54.300 Thank you. 01:18:54.340 --> 01:18:56.340 And one and two and a... 01:18:58.660 --> 01:19:00.160 Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling! 01:19:01.180 --> 01:19:02.380 Boop-a-doop-a-doop! 01:19:02.380 --> 01:19:04.280 Boop-a-da-ba-doop! 01:19:04.280 --> 01:19:06.240 Ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring 01:19:06.240 --> 01:19:07.280 Banana Phone! 01:19:08.020 --> 01:19:09.880 Ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring 01:19:09.880 --> 01:19:10.680 Banana Phone! 01:19:12.160 --> 01:19:13.360 I've got this feeling 01:19:13.360 --> 01:19:15.180 It's so appealing 01:19:15.180 --> 01:19:17.780 Let's get together and sing! 01:19:17.900 --> 01:19:18.360 Sing! 01:19:18.900 --> 01:19:20.980 Ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-Ring-Ring 01:19:20.980 --> 01:19:21.840 Banana Phone! 01:19:21.840 --> 01:19:26.100 Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding, banana phone 01:19:26.100 --> 01:19:30.120 It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches 01:19:30.120 --> 01:19:31.900 It's the best, beats the rest 01:19:31.900 --> 01:19:36.500 Cellular, modular, interactive, modular, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone 01:19:36.500 --> 01:19:37.620 Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop 01:19:37.620 --> 01:19:40.720 Ding, pong, ping, pong, ping, banana phone 01:19:40.720 --> 01:19:44.420 It's no baloney, it ain't a phony 01:19:44.420 --> 01:19:47.780 My cellular, bananular phone 01:19:47.780 --> 01:19:50.400 Don't need quarters, don't need dimes 01:19:50.400 --> 01:19:51.840 To call a friend of mine 01:19:51.840 --> 01:19:55.500 Don't need computer or TV to have a real good time 01:19:55.500 --> 01:19:57.680 I'll call for pizza, I'll call my cat 01:19:57.680 --> 01:19:59.540 I'll call the White House, have a chat 01:19:59.540 --> 01:20:01.340 I'll call them all around the world 01:20:01.340 --> 01:20:03.240 Operator, get me paid, ding, ding, ding 01:20:03.240 --> 01:20:03.960 Yes! 01:20:20.400 --> 01:20:50.400 Peek, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, bay, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, 01:20:50.400 --> 01:20:52.800 A phone, ring, ring, ring. 01:20:52.840 --> 01:20:54.160 It's a phone with a peel. 01:20:55.100 --> 01:20:56.520 Ring, ring, ring. 01:20:56.600 --> 01:20:58.300 Now you can have your phone and eat it too. 01:21:00.000 --> 01:21:01.260 Song track, meat banana. 01:21:01.260 --> 01:21:01.860 Song track, meat banana. 01:21:05.040 --> 01:21:06.740 Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. 01:21:08.820 --> 01:21:10.560 Owned, baby, fear.