This is dedicated to all the hackers and the crackers
I see in binary, I speak source code
Step on my toes, I'll post a million game pegs of you in a fag pose
In your digital stance, getting firewalled ho
Cause I'm riding the net in my six-fold
I was a dick with my 56
Now with my cable, I'm able to get that stable
On the out, my name is Ace and I'm a Leo
On the digital highway, my name is Neo and I'm a hero
In a flash, I'll screw you on burning dream caps
You need some ISO? Let me through my hard drive rifle
Our exchange you could never stifle
In a digital hug, you just caught the love bug
I bootlegged your CD, I caused a fight between Un and Jay-Z
Cause CG, it's all gonna be free
Whether we take it by force or we take it nicely
You feel that rattle in your bones?
When I tell you we just hacked out Jones
And NASDAQ, leave your fight on your back
Cause I am he who loves to hack and crack
This is dedicated to the hackers and the criminals
Cereal codes, source codes, ISO, RAM, SIF, SIS
This is dedicated to the hackers and crack
In the freak scene, the Annie is like your identity
If somebody gets that, you could get owned
Your docs could be dropped all over the internet
Your name, your date of birth, your phone number
Your social security number
Even your pet's name could get dropped
I was having that dream again
That one where I'm walking through a sea of faces
And then I see Tron
Except I realize that I don't know what he looks like
Lucky, yo
What the fuck are you doing?
What?
This is episode 92 of Binary Revolution Radio
Oh
It's April 19th
Oh, let me get the show notes, hold on
Jeez
Man, you just space out sometimes
Sorry about that
While you look up the notes
I'll let everybody know that it's April 19th, 2005
Tuesday night again
Episode 92 of Binary Revolution Radio
I am Stankdog
And as you just heard
Somewhere rambling in there
If you couldn't recognize the voice
Is our good friend Lucky 225
Who seems to be having some issues
Are you
You got the notes?
Are you with us now?
Yeah
I do believe I'm with you
Alright
What was that shit about Tron and a sea of faces?
Never mind
I don't even want
Dude, I don't even want to know
I don't even want to know
Sorry man
I was just spacing out, dude
Alright
Well, let's see
Let's do a little housekeeping here
From last week's episode
Some of the listeners in the IRC channel
Which is just growing phenomenally by the way
Lots of people listening live to the show
I noticed that we were having a little bit of a problem
Or I was having a little bit of a problem
Connecting and listening to the stream
When I connected
What was happening was
I was getting all the bumpers we call them
Or promos
Or whatever you want to call it
Which normally only play
When you connect to the server
It plays a promo
Or it plays a bumper
And then it plays
Whatever the scheduled show is
And then every time
The show changes
On the stream
Whether they're pre-recorded
During the day schedule
It plays a bumper
In between every one of them
And then goes on to the next show
Well, for some reason
I just kept getting those bumpers
Over and over again
And what it turns out
Was happening
And I had to figure this out
Kind of trial and error
And asking around an IRC
A lot of people said
They were listening to the stream fine
On DDP Hack Radio
And some people were saying
That they were getting the same error
Where I was
So it was really kind of weird
And, well, the long and short of it was
We had put a maximum number of users on there
25 users
So, and I had actually upped that
From the default
Which I think was like 10
I want to say
Don't, I wouldn't swear by that
The default list
Number of users on Icecast
I think was 10 or 15
And I upped it to 25
Well, we had 25 people
And then some
Trying to listen
So those of us
Who were trying to connect
After that limit was reached
Were getting bumper
And then it would try to connect
And then a bumper
And then try to connect
And then a bumper
And it just kept going over and over again
So, I figured that out
After a few minutes
Of thinking
What in the world is going on
So, I changed the settings
We're going to watch them
Very closely here
For the next couple weeks
And see if we need
How high we need to take it
Right now
I doubled it to 50
And let's see
How much bandwidth that eats up
And how many people are connected
And if we got up it again
We will
We've got the bandwidth
We're paying for it
You know, and if we need more
We'll buy more
We're dedicated to bringing you
Not only this show
But all the shows
On DDB Hack Radio
So, again
I think one of the reasons
Is because
During the show
There's such great discussion
And talk
And fun stuff going on
In the IRC channel
A lot of the stuff we talk about
On recent episodes
Has been stuff that's very timely
And some stuff that I'm announcing
For the first time
Some findings that I have made
And some stuff that's never been
Brought up before
Or heard anywhere before
Like some of the Google AdWords things
And some other tricks
That we've come up with
So, a lot of people are
Listening to the show live
So that they can try them
Right then and there
In IRC
And discuss them
And work together on them
And figure out some cool stuff
So, I think that's one of the reasons
Why people are listening to it live
A lot more
Now, there's still people
That are downloading it
Still greatly outnumber them
But it's still kind of cool
To see people listening live
So, again
I think we got that straightened up
And we will watch
Try to get in IRC tomorrow
Lucky and I both
You're going to be able
To make it in there
To tomorrow hopefully
Yeah, hopefully
I know I did it last time
Because I was asleep
I didn't even have work
Look at that
It was such a flacker
Yeah, right
And when I say
Okay, I guess I'll explain
I'm saying tomorrow
Because we're recording
On a Monday
So what I actually mean
Is today
Actually what I mean
Is right now
Right now we're in IRC
We should be
Well, yeah
No guarantees or anything
That was kind of weird
We're not there yet
But we will be there
And it'll be
Well, whatever
Yeah
What else is going on?
Oh, I also was having
Problems last week
With Comcast
Who is my internet
Service provider
My cable company
On the cable modem
And I was having
Some problems last week
Luckily I had already
Uploaded the show
To the server
That's the reason
We do it a day early
Sometimes two days
Sunday or Monday
We usually pre-record the show
Sometimes on Tuesdays
If we have to
At the last minute
But luckily
I had done it
And got it uploaded
Because the day of the stream
On Tuesday of last week
I was having
Some serious slowdown problems
Local DNS problems
From Comcast
I can only assume
Because I was just
Taking forever to get out
I was
I had a connection
But it was just
So incredibly slow
And every single hop
Getting out was just
Having huge ping issues
And time outs
And stuff like that
So my global interweb
Excuse me
My local interweb
Was very, very slow
The global interweb
Was fine
So the show streamed
And nobody should have
Had a problem there
But my local interweb
Was just fucksword
So that was a pain in the ass
And you know what
I had a little rant last week
And I think I got another
Minor rant this week
I have
So you might want to
Cover your ears there, Lucky
I have this
Alright, so I have Comcast
As I mentioned
And Comcast provides me
With this little piece of software
And actually it's part of the installation
I don't even know if you have an option
To not have it
I guess you probably could uninstall it
But this little software
From support.com
I think is who makes the software
It's like an outsourced thing
For their support
And it's a little tray icon
It sits down there
And it's supposed to help debug
And figure out what's wrong
And give you support
For Comcast service
But I can't for the freaking life
Of me figure out
What good this piece of shit is
I've got this little icon
Sitting down in the tray
That's supposed to tell me
What's wrong with the internet
Well guess what
It doesn't do anything
If it doesn't have
An internet connection
Well the only time
I fucking need it
Is when I don't have
A fucking internet connection
What the fuck
Why would I have
A piece of software down there
I'm having problems
With the interweb
Like I said
I click on it
And it says
Unable to connect to a website
Well what fucking good
Are you then
Why are you there
Why do you exist
Who wrote this piece of shit
And why is it on my computer
If it cannot help me
If I'm connected to the interweb
I don't fucking need you
Now do I
That's the stupidest
Fucking thing
I've ever heard of
What is your job
To sit there
And suck up memory
And tell me that
Oh nope
I can't connect to the internet either
I guess you're fucked
Well gee
Thank you a whole lot
For that Captain
Fucking obvious
I hate these stupid things
There's some
I'm supposed to believe
Oh well
They're providing me
This little support icon
That's so awesome
They've got great support
It doesn't do jack shit
It's called spyware
Yeah it's basically
All it is
It doesn't do a damn thing
There's no offline anything
Everything it does
It needs to be connected online
It doesn't check
My local network settings
Make sure that my network
Connections are working
My configured properly
It doesn't do anything
When you click on
This says
Unable to connect
To the interweb
No fucking shit
Thank you
Piece of crap
What the hell
They're thinking
With these stupid ideas
Like this
What the
Just makes me sick
And god forbid
You actually try to call
And get somebody
And ask them
What's going on
They don't even know
What a DNS is
Worthless
I'm telling you
Just worthless
And
As if that's not bad enough
I'm just
I guess I'm having
A bad software week
Because
My other problem
This week
Has been
AVG free
Which I've always liked
A good antivirus
Software program
AVG free antivirus
As it turns out
Doesn't have support
For exclusions
Built into it
Because
I'm sitting here
Working on my
Computer machine
And I noticed
That my
Task manager
Shows that I'm not
Using any of my CPU
Which is actually
Unusual for me
I'm always
Using a lot of CPU
Because I'm running
The distributed client
It's usually
Maxed out
So I'm thinking
What the hell
Did I not start it
I have it set
To automatically
Start up
What the hell
Is going on
Well
AVG decided
That it was
A Trojan
And decided
To delete
The damn thing
For me
And you know
What
It's like
Okay
I figured it out
After a couple
Seconds
That must have
Been what
Happened
I go into
The quarantine
I bring it
Back out
But every time
It runs again
It deletes it
Again
There's no way
That I can find
Anyway
Somebody correct me
If I'm wrong
But in AVG free edition
There's no way
That I can put on
An exclusion
That says
This particular file
I want you to
Ignore it
It's safe
I know it's safe
I put it there myself
It's not a Trojan
Stop deleting it
So I don't know
What the hell
To do about that
I mean
I just have to
Keep replacing it
Or use a different
Antivirus
And that's why
I have
I run two
Antiviruses
I also run
Clamwin
Antivirus
So
I don't know
AVG free
Your days might be
Number just because
You're purely
Annoying to make
Me have to
Recreate my
Distributed .NET
Client all the time
I can't believe
Something that small
Is going to make me
Get rid of it
But it is
I think
Wow
Yeah
I'm having a bad
Software week man
I don't know
What's up
I've had AVG free
For the longest time
And it never did
This in the past
It just happened
In the last month
Or so
Maybe it is a Trojan
Well
Good point
But no
I checked it
Pretty closely
I don't know dude
Maybe you got
Another process
Or something
In that process
Street
Well
For somebody
To have gotten
That past
All of my
Antivirus
Two layers
Of software
Firewall
Three layers
Of hardware
Firewall
They'd have to
Do some work
Oh
Alright
I guess
And then
Even if you got
A Trojan
In there
To get back
Out
And communicate
You'd have to
Get through
That same level
Of security
Again
To get back
Out
So even if
You got it
In there
By making me
Click on something
Stupid in email
Which I never do
Then it wouldn't
Be able to
Communicate with you
Anyway
Because I've got it
On lockdown
So
Anyway
Our email
Theme music
Is on lockdown
Too by the way
All right
Our first email
This week
Comes from
Scarface
From Australia
And I'm going
To do a horrible
Australian accent
But you know what
I'm going to do it
Anyway
Even though it sucks
Scarface says
Co-hosting
Stankdoll
Does that sound
Australian
Am I even
Am I even close
I'm not even close
Am I'm insulting
You're a lot closer
Than some of the
Bluebreds
That we just did
I'm insulting
Everybody from
Australia
But okay
I just bought
Myself a shiny
New tablet
PC
However I have
A dilemma
Which I hope
You can help
Me with
This ink
Based email
While being
Rather neat
I can't figure out
If it's a step
Forward or a step
Backward
Also I guess
A lot of people
Ignore unknown
Attachments
And never open
Them in fear
Of
How do you say
Vi-ri in Australia
I can't do that
Vi-ri
I wonder if you'll
Even read this
To even read this
Letter
Anyway
Thanks for the
Great show
I'm sorry for
That horrible
Accent
It sounded like
A funny idea
In the warm up
But I guess
It didn't come
Through as good
Well
Scoffice
The message
That you sent
Me
Actually came
Across as a
GIF file
Or as
The proper
Pronunciation for
Mr. Black
Ratchet out there
The GIF file
I'm still called
Graphical Interface
Yeah but it's
Actually pronounced
GIF
And he's right
But I just hate
Saying the word
GIF
It's just a
Peanut butter
Anyway
Yeah come on
It's GIF
I don't know
What you're talking
About
I always say GIF
I know
Most people do
And technically
It's wrong
But I'm sticking
With GIF
Anyway
It came across
As a GIF file
And a .mht file
Those are the two
Files I actually got
So I opened
The GIF file
Because I knew
That would be safe
And it was
Obvious to me
What it was coming from
He sent a
Subject line
That made it clear
Where it was coming from
So
And I have a little bit
Of experience
With tablet PCs
Not a whole lot
But a little bit
I've actually been
Kind of shopping around
Lately
To be honest
The prices of these things
Are dropping
Quite a bit now
So I'm really hoping
To get like one of those
Hybrid laptops
Slash
Um
What do you call
These things again?
John
Tablet
Tablet PC
Slash
Uh
Because the thing is
The hybrid PCs
Usually are just
Geared towards
The you know
The handwriting recognition
And the right
You know
The touch screen
And all that kind of stuff
And they don't usually
Come with things like
CD burners
And just drives
And built in wifi
Etc etc
But the newer generations
Do
So now they've got
These kind of hybrids
That have all of this stuff
That you would want
Or use in a laptop
And you can treat it as such
But then if you want to
You can spin that thing around
And write on it
With handwriting analysis
So I've actually been
Looking at those myself
So um
Anyway the
The file that he sent
Was a gif file
And you know
He's saying
You know
He's not sure
It's neat and all
But are people
Going to ignore
The attachments
Etc etc
Now I'm pretty sure
That there's
Most of these
Come with OCR software
Optical character recognition
That will take that
Handwriting that you put
Into it
Instead of saving it
As a gif
Turn it into
Some type of text file
Plain text
Maybe that
Microsoft OneNote
I think is what
No
Is that what it's called
I don't know
The thing that comes with
With the tablet PCs
I think it's OneNote
That lets you write
With handwriting
And then I think
It'll let you convert it
If not to plain text
I'm sure it'll probably
Convert it to like
A Word document
Or something like that
Where you could cut
And paste it
To wherever you wanted
But um
Get that going
And I think you'll be fine
Once you get that going
You'll be good to go
Because you'll be sending
Plain text messages
Plain emails
Yada yada yada
So just tinker around
With it
And I think you'll find
That's probably the best
Way to go
Because you're sending
This gif file
That yeah
It is kind of neat
And all
But they can be bulky
They can be kind of
Big files
If you're going to
Write along
You know
Big things
But sometimes
You might want it
If you've got like
A diagram or something
It can't really
OCR's not going to
Help you with that
Too much I don't think
So now this email
Did it actually come out
Like a handwritten gif
Yeah
Like it's not text
Or anything
Yeah I basically
Have a handwriting analysis
Of this guy now
So if we ever need that
For whatever purposes
I can do a handwriting
And this will be a funny
This is something funny
We should do
We should print this out
And go to one of those
You ever see those things
They have these out in California
They have these out there
Where you go to the mall
And you give them
A handwriting sample
And they put it in
This big fake computer
With like
Looks like a fucking
Univac
With buttons and lights
And shit lighting up
And it comes out
With like your fortune
And lucky numbers
And a handwriting analysis
And stuff
You've never seen those before?
No
Oh man
You're missing out
And it's like
Obviously it's all fake
There's probably like
Some
It's like
A little group of like
Underage migrant workers
Back there
That just grab something
Out of the shelf
And hand it to the guy
Like there's something
Coming out of it
It's totally fake
Oh man
It's all a gimmick
And they charge you
Like five bucks
For it or something
Actually I haven't seen
One in quite a while
But we gotta start
Some of those back up
Man that's money
People buy anything
Yeah but uh
I don't know
I mean that does seem
Kind of cool
I mean
I don't know
I find that like
Chicks like seeing
Handwritten letters
So making fear now
You're gonna write
A handwritten letter
But then still email it
As an attachment
That's very romantic
I thought so
My cat romance man
Well you could draw
Naughty pictures on it
And mail them
Anyways
Alright well
Let me see here
I'll go ahead and read
Email number two here
Email
You know
Should I do a voice
For this one too
I'm in a funny voices mood
Even though I suck
Even though I can't do
Funny voices
Any voice I try to do
Ends up being a funny voice
I thought I was
Gonna read this one
Anyways
Um
Alright you can
You go ahead
And read it
You do
I was gonna do
My sling blade voice
But okay you read it
I don't care
I'm not gonna do
Any voices
But I'll read it
Alright fine
Just read it then
You know
Fun having
Alright this one
Comes from
My cow
He says
Well the other day
On the first of February
I was called
Of the field
By my wife
Of the field
Or in the field
I don't know
Called off the field
Oh maybe that's what it is
I don't know
You got
Of here
I don't know
If you copied
And pasted
Yeah I cut
And pasted
The email
So that's
That's how it came
Alright
By my wife
Who said that my daughter
Had cut her wrists
Because it was
The first of the month
I thought it was a joke
But I went home
Anyway
And it was
All true
While I read
The letter
She left it
On the computer
Using that Microsoft thing
And she said that
Binrev
Was under investigation
And it was because of
Her
Well she said
That she was a hacker
Well I was shocked
About this
And I looked up
This Binrev thing
On Googler
Or whatever it's called
Well I found you
When I get this
Lawsuit going
You will be
Up your arse
And shit
So high
You will not be able
To move
My daughter
Died
In the hospital
Dude this guy
Has no grammar dude
There's
Have you noticed
There's not a single bit
Of punctuation
This is one
Continuous sentence
Yes
Not able to move
My daughter
Died in hospital
On the third
See you in court
You Yankee bastard
Okay hold on
First of all
Yankee bastard
These nuts
I'm
A redneck
I'm from the dirty south
I ain't no Yankee bastard
First of all
Second of all
Yankee was spelled
Right
Oh yeah it is
Isn't it
At least he's saying
I'm a Yankee
You know a Yanker bastard
I don't know
Anyway
That's because he's spelled right
I didn't know
The first of every month
Was a prank
Like I don't know
Maybe April Fool's
Yeah I assume
That's what this was
Somebody making a joke
About us
Doing our April Fool's Day thing
But they screwed up
In the first line
It says
The first day of February
Spelled
They spelled February
Completely wrong
But
The first day of February
So
I'm sure glad
It didn't happen
On April the first
You know
Good for us
Good luck with that lawsuit
There
Even
Good luck with it anyway
Quite honestly
If you're nut job
Daughter cutter
Wrists over
You know
Anyway
I'm not going off
Onto that whole tangent
Like I'm somehow
Responsible
Anyway
Whatever
Ah
Let's see
You know
Actually though
This is kind of a good opening
Because I did get a few emails
Most people
Thought it was funny
I had people wondering
You know
Nobody
Honestly
Nobody really
Really bought it
Well
That's a lie
A few people did
A few people bought it
Hook, line, and sinker
But most people
Were just like wondering
And that's all I really wanted
You know
Get them wondering
You know
This isn't April Fool's Day
Right
Next day
Everything was fine
But I did get a few emails
From people
Some of them were actually
Pretty long
Emails
And I'm just
I'm not going to bother
To read them
It's
You know what
Most people found it fun
That it's harmless
Little April Fool's Day
Tradition
Somebody mentioned
That it was
Alluded to
That it was
Bad taste on my part
Or poor timing
That with the Pope
Dying
Very close to that time
And stuff like that
But
Come on
I mean
It's April Fool's Day
Every year
It's a tradition
And come on people
Lighten up a little bit
Yeah
We definitely had our own
April Fool's stuff
Going on
On that day too
Yeah
Yours
Yours is
Crossing a different way
Me and Doug
Were playing April Fool's
On each other
And same with
Me and my girlfriend
At the time
But
At the time
Yeah
And then
Well
Anyways
We'll leave that part out
But
Now you've got
And then
Doug called me up
And I thought
He was playing
That April Fool's joke
And just like I said
On a previous episode
When he was talking about
Yeah
NetSpin wants your social now
And I'm like
Alright Doug
Enough with the April Fool's
You know
And then it was real
Yeah
See
It's terrible
Never announce anything
On April Fool's Day
That's
That's the moral of the story
But no
A few people like
Were a little bit upset
Not a few
Only really one or two
That I can think of
That
That the forums
Were down for a day
I mean
Jeez
People
Go outside
Go enjoy the sunshine
Go get some fresh air
Turn
Listen
Turn the show off
Right now
It won't hurt my feelings
Stop the show
Hit disconnect
You don't have to listen to it live
Download it at your convenience
Go outside
Take a walk
Go spend time with your family
Go play in the park
Go
Whatever it is you would do
Go outside once in a while
You know what the irony of this would be though
Stank
If you're suggesting this to people
And people have already disconnected
And they're not listening to us anymore
Right
And then they come back
Like a day later
Download the show
And it says
File corrupt
Yeah
We should stop it right now
Just to mess with them
And go outside ourselves
As a matter of fact
That's it
We're going to end the show right now
That'll be our April Fool's prank next year
We'll end the show
After saying something like that
Now anyway
Yeah
People are like
Somebody said that
And I won't mention any names
Somebody said that
They wanted to find
Search something on the forums
And they were upset
Because I had the forums
Down that day
And it's like
You know what
You cannot be that dependent
On the forums
Yeah I took them down
For a joke
If you think it was poor taste
Or not funny
Or whatever
You know what
Get over it
It's you know
I'm going to run the site
And have some fun
Once in a while
And it's just all there is to it
You know
It's like
If it makes you feel anybody
Pretend that the site went down
Pretend we got dosed
Pretend my service provider
Was having problems
Pretend the hosting company
Was having problems
Pretend the connection was down
Whatever
I mean
It's going to happen sometimes
And if not having the site available
One day
Is that critical to you
That you're going to get so
Upset
Or so bothered
That you're going to email me
Or IM me
Or whatever
You really are just
You're hooked
You're too
You're really addicted
You're addicted
You are addicted
Seriously
And you know what
I mean
I'll go ahead and write out
Admit it
I am addicted to those forums
No
Not
Trust me
You're so not as bad
As other people
Well
You're addicted to the off topic
Maybe not
But I am
And you know what
If you really are that addicted
And you need a feed on the forums
For one day
Yeah
Whoa
Did my connection cut out there?
Yeah
You just started breaking up really bad
Okay
Well anyways
If you really are that addicted
And you really are like
Fiending for that one day
That we're down
Dude
Use Google
I mean
We got cashed
We got cashed right?
Yeah
We have
I've opened up the forums even
So that even the forums
Get picked up by Google
And by
I think archives
Should have most of that stuff too
Of course not as frequently
Or whatever
And you're not going to get
Recent posts
But
You know
I've opened it all up
You can get everything from there
And if there's something
You know
The other thing is like
That's a good thing about DocDroppers
Is any
Articles
Or information
Or anything like that
We can cut and paste it
To DocDroppers
In case something does ever happen
To the forums
Or it's a little bit easier
To find it over there
Instead of mixed in
With all the other
Off topic stuff
And you know
How threads tend to deviate
From the main topic
And turn into something else
Yes they do
So
Anyway
You know what
It's a joke
I'm not answering any more
Email about it
You know
Get on with life
That's all I have to say about it
And wait a minute
Wait a minute
Let me back up
Not
And I'm
I'm sure this Mike Howell guy
Was joking
It's obvious that this was
Written as a joke
So I'm not singling him out
And I'm not singling anybody out
But you know what
Get over it
Alright
How about you read the next one
This next one's from
Wiccan 2
I would love you to do
A bin rev certified
Hacking exam
By the way
Love the show
Keep up the good work
About episode 89
I am a DR guy
What
A what guy
I'm getting this
Default radio I guess
No re-read that
You left the word off
Your printer didn't print a word
Probably
I am a
Dr. Pepper guy
He says
Oh
He's referring to our little
Soft drink discussion
Hacker soft drinks
Or whatever
I don't know how we got
Into that tangent again
And I hate going back
To it over and over
But
Dr. Pepper is the shiznit
For real
Dr. Pepper is the bomb diggy
You know there's certain times
You're supposed to drink
Dr. Pepper too
I forget what they are
But
Certain times
Yeah there's like
Three different hours
In the day
Like during your lunch break
Or your work break
That you're supposed to be
Dr. Pepper
Says who
Go research it
It's pretty neat
Says who
Dr. Pepper man
Oh like there's a real doctor
Miller time
There's Dr. Pepper time dude
Oh okay
If you say so
Oh by the way
Dr. Pepper 7up
DPSU
Is like
One company
And like
You'll notice that like
Dr. Pepper is sold
Where Coke products are
And it's also sold
Where Pepsi products are
Cause like
Dr. Pepper's
The independent one
Well
And then everyone
Thinks it's Coke
Cause it's usually
Only where Coke is
But you'll see it
A lot of times
With Pepsi too
Actually over here
On this side
Of the United States
It's the opposite
It's usually carried
With the Pepsi products
But it's like you said
They are their own
Separate kind of company
Years ago
They actually
They're one of those ones
I think they were
Bought and sold
Back and forth
Like the formula
Or the recipe
Or the rights to it
And like Coke
Had it for a little while
And Coke bottlers
Carried it
And you saw it
With Coke products
Then you started
Seeing it
With the Pepsi products
And anytime Pepsi
Goes on sale
All Pepsi products
Dr. Pepper
Would be included
And sometimes
It was Coke products
Now I think
They've kind of
Pulled back
Because they know
That it's
It's leet
And I think
They've pretty much
Handled their own stuff
And they just pay
The Coke and Pepsi
Distributors
And bottlers maybe
To deliver it out there
So sometimes
You will find
A Dr. Pepper
And 7-Up
Sale only
Yep
So yeah
It's different
Everywhere
I've noticed that
I've always heard that
Because people
I have friends
In other states
That tell me
That it's definitely
A Coke product
And other people
Tell me it's definitely
A Pepsi
And I'm like
No I think
It's a little bit
More complex than that
Believe it or not
Yeah I think
I believe the website
Is dpsu.com
www.dpsu.com
And you can see
That they're
Their own separate entity
And they have contracts
With Coke and Pepsi
Anyway that's not
Tech related
But hey
There's some
Information for you
Yeah and then
Go watch
Blast from the Past
And drink your
Dr. Pepper hot
Oh no
Hot Dr. Pepper
No
No no no no
That's a little
Running joke
From Blast from the Past
You gotta go watch
That movie
Is that the one
That was like
Black and white
And mixed in color
Like in certain parts
Oh never mind
We're not talking about
Anyway
Back to this email
About the exam
And the certification
That's way
Way
Too much work
There's no way
That's gonna happen
I would like for it to
It'd be cool
I
Like I said
I'd feel
Like it had
Some more
More credibility
If it was from
Someone who was
Closer to the
Hacking scene
Than these
Security companies
I was actually
Talking to Voodoo
Hal earlier
About this exact
Subject
All these
Security companies
And security
Professionals
And unless
They're hackers
That have turned
Into security
Professionals
A lot of them
They're just
Memorizing
Textbook definitions
And things like that
And it's like
It's such a joke
Anything new
That's appeared
Since they read
The textbook
Or anything
That's changed
Or whatever
They don't know
They can't adapt
They memorize
These are memorized
People
And it's just
The security industry
Is getting full of them
Now because
I don't know if it's
Because there's not
Enough hackers
To go around
Or if
Hackers don't
Oh there definitely is
It's just
They're scared to hire us
Yeah
I think really
Yeah it seems
Every time I get hired
I just get fired
Like right away
Well that may be
For another reason
Possibly
So yeah
I don't see that
Happening anytime soon
I mean
You know
It's
I'm having enough
Trouble getting
Our regular
Other projects done
Like the magazine
And stuff like that
I can't get this stuff
Done in a reasonable
Time frame
So I'm not going to
Take on anything
New right now
We've got a few
Projects that are
Ongoing right now
That we'll be
Announcing
Actually maybe
As soon as next week
We'll be announcing
Another one
And I won't go
Any further than that
But once I start
Getting some of these
Projects completed
I'm not going to
Take in any new
Projects probably
For a couple months
When I can start
Focusing on them
I've got too many
That are open
And in progress
And I've got to
Cut down the
Sheer number of them
So
It's possible
But don't hold
Your breath
Quite frankly
Alright
Our next email
Comes from
Slicko
Or Slick Zero
Slicko says
And he goes by both
That's why I say that
Slicko says
Newsflash
There's crime on the
Internet
Yeah I think
We covered that
Last week
In other news
Microsoft is a monopoly
Apollo 11 landed
On the moon
The sky is blue
Great rant
Love the show
How you managed
To have
Such an amazing
Sounding show
With such a
Simple set up
Yeah that
Sounds real amazing
Me stuttering over
He purposely set up
A bunch of
Alliteration here
To make me stumble
Thanks Slicko
You're setting me up
Narc
No let me see
Where was I
Yeah you and
Teflon
You and Teflon
I've got
Lucky 225
Addicted to
Welcome to the
Scene now
By the way
Let me see
Alright let me
Back up
Hold on
How you managed
To have such
An amazing
Sounding show
With such a
Simple set up
Look at all
Those S's
Oh my god
Look at all
Those letter
Alliteration S's
He's so
Purposely
You know what
All I got to
Say to you
Slicko
OmniScan
Alright
Perhaps it's
The new
And interesting
Content for
Each show
Whatever it is
Keep it up
Alright
First of all
If you don't
Already know
You've got to
Check out
Slicko
And the rest
Of the
BaseNet crew
They're actually
On Tuesday
Evenings
8.30 to
9.30
Eastern Standard
Time
They're on
Just before
Us
Right before
This very
Show
If you're
Tuning in
And listening
To us
At 9.30
Tune in
An hour
Earlier
And listen
To BaseNet
Radio
Great show
Slick Zero
And a bunch
Of the guys
Having fun
About technology
Covering a bunch
Of cool topics
And really
Really a great
Lead in
For our show
I mean
We're lucky
To follow them
Frankly
Yeah
Break out your
Time machine
Screw this show
Yeah back up
And we should
We should just
Go back and
Replay their
Show for them
On Tuesday
Nights
And actually
Speaking of
Sound quality
They do have
Good sound quality
He actually
Does really
Really a good
Job
At
He's got
Like sound
Effects
And like
Something you
Hear on a
Real radio
Station
You know
He's got
Funny sound
Effects
And music
Mixed in
And it all
Sounds very
Clean and
Clear
I've said
Before many
Times
I like this
Sounding kind
Of rough
I want people
To know
It's coming
Out of our
House
It's coming
Out from
Me sitting
Here on a
Speaker phone
With lucky
225
The double
Deuce
You know
We're just
Hacking man
I don't care
That it's got
Crystal clear
Quality
As long as
The point
Gets out
There
You know
Yeah
And it's
And this
Is like
A programming
Mantra
If you
Will
And that
Is keep
It simple
Always
Heard that
Kiss
Keep
It simple
I get
Email
From people
And people
Who have
Other shows
Suggesting to
Me that I
Should make
The sound
Quality
Better
I just
Don't
Care
I really
I don't
I mean
I don't
Mean to
Say that
To be
A dick
I just
I don't
Care
As long
As
My whole
Point is
I've
Always
Said
From day
One
I believe
That content
Is king
I try to
Make the
Show fun
Entertaining
Informative
Hopefully
Make you
Think about
Some things
Go do
Some research
Go look
Stuff up
On your
Own
After it's
Over with
That's
The most
Important
Thing
Period
And yes
It has to
Be listenable
Quality wise
You have to
Be able to
Understand
What we're
Saying
And I
Think we
Definitely
Can do
That
Other than
Maybe my
Accent
Or something
But
And lucky
When he
Gets into
That
That high
Alto
Soprano
Whatever
Section of
His voice
What are
You talking
About
You calling
Me a
Soprano
Are you a
Soprano
Did you tell
Me you were
Soprano
You told
Me you were
Soprano
Before
Like whacking
People in
New York
Except you're
On the
West Coast
No
Okay
I never
Said that
Either
You did
So
No
Don't
Call me
Boy
I think
You even
Said that
On the
Show
One time
I'm
Going to
Go back
And find
That
Sound
Clip
Somewhere
Anyway
Yeah
The sound
Quality
If I increase
The sound
Quality
That doesn't
Change the
Content
At all
So
Yeah
One day
If I get
Some free
Time
I'll work
Out something
Better
I'll come
Up with a
Better sounding
System
And everything
But
First
First and
Foremost
I want
The quality
And the
Content
Of the
Show
To be
The most
Important
Thing
And if
I can
Upgrade
The sound
Quality
In the
Meantime
Or as
I do
It
Then that's
A great
Bonus
But
First and
Foremost
I try to
Make content
Number one
So
Hopefully
We do
That
Some shows
Are better
Than others
I admit
That
But you
Know
What are
You
Going to
Do
So
Anyway
Tuesday
Nights
Listen
To
Bassnet
Radio
And then
Listen
To
Binary
Revolution
Radio
Then go
Outside
And get
Some fresh
Air
And go
For a
Walk
Tuesday
Nights
All
Your
Bass
Are
Belong
To
DDP
Hack
Radio
And
Bassnet
Radio
All
Your
Bass
Net
Are
Belong
To
DDP
Hack
Radio
Oh
Well
Anyway
I'll
Quit
On
That
None
Of
Those
Were
Even
Remotely
Funny
But
What
Am I
Going to
Do
You
Saviour
I'm not
Sure
If
That's
A
Real
Handle
Or
Not
I
Believe
Well
Notice
Something
Else
Interesting
And
Maybe
This
Is
Just
The
Social
Engineer
In
Me
Or
The
Whatever
Notice
It's
Spelled
With
The
I
O
U
R
That's
Not
A
Traditional
American
Spelling
Of
The
Word
Savior
Generally
Speaking
So
I
Would
Maybe
This
Person
Is
From
Outside
I
Don't
Even
Know
Without
Looking
At
His
Email
But
Anyway
Which
Of
Course
Doesn't
Necessarily
Mean
Anything
But
Whatever
Okay
And
He
Writes
In
And
Says
Is
There
A
Donation
Button
Anywhere
Well
That
Was
Spelled
Wrong
To
Anywhere
That
I
Can
Donate
To
For
Him
I
Don't
Even
Care
What
He
Did
But
The
Dude
Was
Cool
Wait
That
That's
My
Mistake
I
Think
I
Cut
Off
The
Word
Decoder
There
Somewhere
He
Is
Asking
About
A
Donate
Button
For
Decoder
Yeah
It
Just
Says
Him
But
I'm
Assuming
That
I
Was
Going
To
Assume
That
Meant
Decoder
Yeah
I
Don't
Even
Know
What
He
Did
But
That
Dude
Was
Cool
Anyways
You
Guys
Do
A
Great
Job
DDP
And
The
Old
Default
Crew
Thanks
a lot
Guys
Not
One
For
Long
Emails
Don't
Care
If
You
Read
This
One
On
The
Air
Well
Obviously
We
Did
No
We
Do
Not
Have
A
Donate
Button
On
The
Site
I'm
Not
Sure
If
Doug
Is
Going
To
Implement
That
Or
Not
Yeah
And
Probably
You
Know
We
Mentioned
This
On
The
Show
I
Think
It
Was
Last
Week
As
A
Matter
Of
Fact
Didn't
We
Were
Talking
You
Know
Financial
Or
Moral
Support
Writing
Letters
Is
Probably
The
Best
Thing
Right
Now
But
As
I
Mentioned
Right
Now
He's
In
The
System
And
You
Know
I
Have
Done
Some
Made
Some
Calls
And
Found
Out
The
Long
And
Short
Of
It
Is
Okay
Here's
The
Summary
To
Get
A
Private
Defense
Attorney
Who
Actually
Has
Experience
In
This
Type
Of
Case
Who
Has
Technical
Expertise
Quite
Bluntly
Is
Going
To
Cost
Several
Hundred
Thousand
Dollars
It's
That
Simple
That's
Without
Going
Into
Details
Of
The
Case
And
I'm
Still
Not
Going
To
Do
That
Talking
Several
Hundred
Thousand
Dollars
And
Realistically
A
Donate
Button
Is
Really
Not
Going
To
Put
A
Dent
In
That
So
While
We
Appreciate
The
Offer
I
Think
It's
Kind
Of
Silly
To
Even
Start
With
That
Right
Now
Capable
That
Public
Defender
Is
Which
Again
We're
Not
Going
To
Go
Into
But
There
Have
Been
Issues
But
Just
Got
To
Go
Through
This
Process
Which
Unfortunately
Is
Very
Slow
If
And
When
Well
If
I
Should
Say
It
Gets
To
The
Point
Where
We
Actually
Need
Financial
Help
We'll
I'm
Sure
Like
Lucky
Was
Saying
Doug
We'll
Put
Something
Up
I
Think
They
Have
Some
Plans
And
If
That
Time
Does
Come
But
For
Right
Now
Yes
That
Is
Correct
And
In
Fact
If
You
Want
You
Can
Donate
Money
To
Me
And
I
Will
Buy
A
Bunny
And
I
Will
Eat
Him
If
We
Do
Not
Receive
The
Money
What
Shut up
That
Was
Like
A
Chocolate
Bunny
For
Easter
Or
Is
That
Did
You
See
That
Save
Tobey
Yes
I
Know
What
You're
Talking
About
God
I'm
Just
Playing
Come
On
Although
I
Would
I
Would
Pay
Money
To
See
You
Eat
A
Bunny
Well
I
Don't
Know
Maybe
It'll
Work
Both
Ways
We
Don't
Receive
A
Certain
Amount
I'll
Eat
The
Bunny
But
Only
If
We
Receive
More
Money
What
If
What
If
We
Got
People
To
Donate
Money
And
You
Had
To
Eat
As
Many
Bunnies
As
We
Could
Buy
With
The
Money
That
Would
In
So
People
Would
Want
To
Make
You
Keep
Eating
Bunnies
They
Keep
Sending
Money
And
You'd
Have
To
Promise
To
Eat
As
Many
Of
Them
As
We
Continually
Buy
Could
You
Live
Off
Of
Bunny
I
Don't
Know
Dude
You
Have
Bunny
Leftovers
And
Bunny
Sandwiches
And
Stuff
At
Work
Oh
Man
This
Is
A
Bizarre
Show
Again
This
Week
Anyway
You
Know
And
See
The
Whole
Thing
About
Decoder
Is
What
He's
Allegedly
Done
He
Shouldn't
Even
Be
In
Jail
He
Shouldn't
Be
Kept
In
There
All
This
Long
And
This
Just
I
It's
So
Hard
For
Me
To
Keep
My
Mouth
Shut
And
Not
Talk
About
It
As
Much
As
I
Want
To
But
They're
Trying
To
Keep
Him
In
There
For
So
Long
First
Of
All
If
He
Did
What
They
Alleged
He
Did
He
Shouldn't
Have
Been
In
There
For
Very
Long
If
At
All
If
At
All
So
This
Is
One
Of
Those
Things
Where
The
Government
Wants
To
Try
To
Set
An
Example
Out
Of
Someone
But
They
Don't
Even
Realize
The
Example
That
They're
Setting
That's
I
Don't
Know
If
It's
Irony
Or
Stupidity
Or
It's
Disgusting
Is
What
It
Is
They're
Trying
To
Look
All
Impressive
Like
They
Are
Trying
To
Do
The
Right
Thing
And
They're
Looking
Out
For
Our
Well
Being
And
Busting
The
Terrible
Evil
Hackers
And
They
Don't
They
Look
Like
A
Bunch
Of
Nazis
That
Think
They
Can
Run
The
Government
The
Way
They
Want
To
And
Crack
Down
On
These
Things
This
Is
Just
Like
And
The
Irony
Of
We're
Free
To
Do
What
They
Let
Us
To
Do
Any
Way
We'd
Like
To
Yeah
We
Do
What
They
Let
Us
Do
So
But
See
The
Other
Message
Is
They're
Going
To
Keep
Doing
These
Kind
Of
Things
You
Had
Kevin
Mitnick
And
I'm
Sorry
Decoder
This
Whole
Thing
Is
Going
To
Get
Compared
To
The
Mitnick
Case
They're
Keeping
Him
In
There
And
Then
It's
To
Be
Like
Okay
Well
When
It's
All
Said
And
Done
You
Know
Where
You're
Right
I
Mean
It
Was
Minor
What
They're
Accusing
Him
Of
Doing
He
Shouldn't
Have
Been
In
The
Fair
Very
Long
If
At
All
And
By
The
Time
It's
All
Over
With
It's
Going
To
Have
A
Nice
Day
Sorry
We
Screwed
You
Up
Screwed
Up
Your
And
Which
Is
Why
We're
Not
Going
To
Go
Too
Much
We're
Going
To
Stop
Here
Because
We
Don't
Want
To
Jeopardize
That
Chance
Of
Him
Still
Being
Eligible
And
Getting
Bail
So
We're
Going
To
Hold
Off
There
But
My
Only
Point
I
Do
Want
To
Say
This
Is
You're
They're
Making
Some
Assumptions
Not
Assumptions
But
The
Government
Doesn't
Realize
That
They
Think
They're
Setting
We
Know
Right
From
Wrong
And
What
They're
Doing
Is
Wrong
And
If
They
Keep
Doing
Stuff
Like
This
The
Government
And
I
Of
Course
This
Is
United
States
Government
Other
Countries
May
Not
Know
Or
Care
About
This
But
They're
Going
To
Keep
Abusing
Their
Power
Until
They
Get
To
The
Point
Where
They
Lose
All
Of
Their
Effectiveness
Because
People
Are
Going
To
Eventually
Disregard
The
American
Government
Laws
Not
Have
Any
Authority
If
I
Don't
Recognize
Your
Authority
And
If
You
Keep
Abusing
This
Power
People
Are
Going
To
Get
To
The
Point
Where
They're
Like
You
Know
What
Screw
It
This
Is
Ridiculous
I
Mean
How
Many
People
Speed
All
The
Time
Maybe
This
Is
A
Good
Segway
To
Go
Into
Our
Main
Topic
Later
But
Yeah
But
Well
I
Mean
And
My
Point
Of
Bringing
Up
The
Point
That
They're
Not
Letting
Him
Be
Out
On
Bail
My
Point
Of
That
Is
He's
Being
Punished
And
He's
Supposed
To
Be
Presumed
Innocent
Until
Proven
Guilty
He's
Being
Punished
While
He's
Quote
Unquote
Innocent
It's
A shame
It's
Just
A
Crying
Shame
What
Our
Government
Has
Come
To
And
Not
Just
In
This
Case
I've
Gone
On
Many
Government
Rants
In
General
I'll
Probably
Be
The
Next
One
Sitting
Next
To
Decoder
If
I
Keep
Running
My
Mouse
So
We'll
Stop
Here
I
Guess
Oh
And
Also
Just
For
Your
Other
Comment
About
Not
One
For
Long
Emails
Well
You
Know
What
Short
Emails
Get
Straight
To
The
Point
That's
Some
Stuff
We're
Most
Likely
To
Read
On
The
Air
Anyway
You
Send
Me
These
Long
Books
And
Stuff
I'll
Eventually
Get
Around
To
Be
Read
On
The
Air
Anyway
Okay
Let's
See
Did
You
Read
That
One
You
Read
That
Okay
So
It's
My
Turn
Let
Read
This
Email
Is
From
Doom
Laser
Doom
Laser
What
Nothing
It
Just
Sort
Of
Reminds
Me
Of
That
Movie
Hackers
How
So
Doctor
Doom
Ultra
Laser
Oh
So
It's
A
Combination
Doom
Laser
It's
Like
Laser
Demon
We
Or
Lizard
Man
We
Had
Before
With
Doom
Laser
I
Don't
Think
Anyway
Doom
Laser
Says
Thanks
For
Waking
Me
Up
At
Four
In
The
Morning
Three
Hours
Before
Work
With
Your
Rant
About
Crime
On
The
Internet
I
Fell
Asleep
Listening
To
MP3s
Of
The
Three
Company
Theme
Song
And
Wearing
My
Quest
Crest
Whitening
Strips
When
I
Was
Rudely
Awoken
Is
That
A
Word
Awoken
Awaken
I
I'm
Not
Sure
How
Awaken
I
Was
Rudely
Awoken
By
Your
Rant
In
Episode
91
Try
To
Keep
The
Yelling
Down
In
The
Future
Because
Some
Of
Us
Are
Trying
To
Listen
To
Your
Show
Subconsciously
While
We
Sleep
Also
Isn't
It
Possible
For
Me
To
Use
Well
Wait
First
Of
All
That's
So
Coincidental
That's
So
Funny
That
You're
Listening
To
The
Show
Subconsciously
While
You
Sleep
Because
We
Record
The
Show
Subconsciously
While
We're
Asleep
That
Is
So
Weird
That
You
Say
That
Because
Half
The
Time
I
Don't
Even
Know
What
My
Rant
Or
What
I
Said
Until
The
Next
Night
When
I
Listen
To
The
Stream
I
Don't
Know
What
I'm
Saying
Right
Now
Quite
Frankly
This
Is
Completely
Subconscious
And
Usually
I'm
Just
Asleep
Listening
To
Stink
Rant
And
Then
When
It
Ends
I'm
Like
Whoa
To
Keep
Him
Awake
During
The
Show
That's
Right
Okay
Anyway
What
Else
Oh
Also
Isn't
It
Possible
For
Me
To
Use
A
Change
Of
Address
Form
To
Reroute
All
Of
The
Mail
Sent
To
Lucky
225's
PO
Box
And
Intercept
All
Of
Decoder's
Mail
Nevertheless
Keep
Making
The
Show
So
Lucky
How
About
That
Man
That
Sounds
Like
A
Pretty
Cool
Idea
Before
I
Address
That
Listening
To
Three's
Company
To
Go
To
Sleep
With
Your
Crest
Whitening
Strips
Come
Knock
On
Our
Door
I
Been
Waiting
For
You
This
Guy
Just
Sounds
Strange
To
Me
All
In
All
In
Himself
Oh
I'm
Sure
He
Was
Joking
How
Is
He
Going
To
Accus
Us
Of
Waking
Himself
Up
When
He's
The
One
Who
Had
The
MP3
File
On
His
List
Isn't
That
A
Weird
Thing
To
Have
Me
Cued
Up
With
Three's
Company
I
Don't
Know
Anyway
I'm
Sure
I'm
Sure
He
Was
Joking
But
How
About
This
Idea
Of
The
Change
Of
Address
Card
That
Sounds
Good
To
Me
What
Do
You
Think
No
There's
No
Way
That
Could
Possibly
Happen
Because
Alright
Now
Wait
A
Minute
No
Way
That
Could
Possibly
Happen
You're
Getting
Kind
Of
Extreme
There
Oh
God
Okay
Maybe
With
Some
Social
Engineering
Or
Something
But
I've
Done
Several
Change
Of
Addresses
And
The
Problem
With
His
Little
Change
Of
Address
Theory
Is
They
Send
Me
A
Notification
In
My
P.O.
Box
Telling
Me
My
Mail
Is
Going
To
Be
Forwarded
So
I
Would
Know
If
He
Tried
To
Do
That
And
The
First
Thing
I
Would
Do
Is
Go
Up
To
The
Post
Master
And
Say
I
Did
Not
File
For
Change
Of
Address
This
Is
Not
Correct
Well
He
Could
Do
It
Just
To
Annoy
You
And
Turn
One
In
Every
Single
Day
So
That
You
Have
To
Keep
Going
Back
And
Canceling
Them
All
Kind
Of
A
Denial
Of
Service
On
Your
P.O.
Box
Well
See
Now
The
Problem
With
That
Is
A
Really
Small
Post
Office
And
Once
They
Received
All
These
Requests
They
Would
Just
Automatically
Deny
Them
Because
They
Would
Know
Somebody
Is
Trying
To
Mess
With
Me
Yeah
And
They
Probably
Would
There's
Got
To
Be
Okay
How
Long
Is
The
Delay
When
You
Do
A
Change
Of
Address
And
They
Send
You
That
Notification
Before
It
Actually
Takes
Effect
About
A
Week
To
Two
Week
Okay
How
Often
Do
You
Check
Your
P.O.
Box
At
Least
Like
Once
Every
Other
Day
Oh
Okay
Well
Then
Yeah
That's
Never
I
Get
Mail
There
Quite
Frequently
It
Might
Work
On
Some
People
Who
Don't
Check
It
Frequently
Very
True
I
Guess
Very
True
Alright
But
Anyways
Yes
That
Would
Not
Happen
And
Furthermore
If
You're
Worried
About
Somebody
Doing
This
You
Could
Always
Send
Your
Mail
To
General
Delivery
Oh
Not
The
General
Delivery
Again
And
I
Could
Just
Go
Pick
It
Up
In
Person
Showing
ID
Nobody
Does
That
Yeah
I
Know
But
Actually
I
Was
Thinking
About
Changing
My
Address
On
My
Driver
License
To
That
General
Delivery
Yeah
Well
They
Print
Here
In
California
They
Print
Your
Mailing
Address
On
The
License
It's
Supposed
To
Be
Like
You
Know
We
Got
All
These
Privacy
Laws
And
Everything
They
Keep
Your
Physical
Address
On
File
But
They
Actually
Print
Your
Mailing
Address
That
Way
You
Can
Just
Have
A
PO
Box
Or
Whatever
Printed
On
It
Right
So
I
Was
Thinking
About
Just
Getting
General
Delivery
Printed
On
It
Alright
Whatever
Man
Whatever
Works
For
You
I
Don't
Know
I
Just
Thought
It
Would
Be
Pretty
Funny
Yeah
You
Have
Like
So
Many
Weird
Licenses
Already
Yeah
That's
Very
True
You
Have
Like
A
Collection
Of
Weird
License
Yeah
I
Got
That
ID
Card
From
Texas
That
Says
2600
Hertz
Avenue
And
The
War
Driver's
License
I
Don't
Got
That
Anymore
Actually
What
Happened
I
Lost
It
In
Freak
Nick
Oh
You
Noob
Yeah
I
Had
Two
Wallets
And
I
Lost
Both
My
Wallets
And
Me
And
Natus
Went
Back
To
The
Club
And
They
Had
They
Had
My
Real
Wallet
There
But
I
Guess
The
Fake
One
That
Had
My
War
Driver
License
In
It
Yeah
I
Guess
I
Don't
Know
If
Maybe
The
Bouncer
Just
Thought
It
Was
A
Fake
ID
And
Threw
The
Wallet
Away
Or
What
But
That
Would
Be
The
Bar
With
The
Okay
You
Want
Me
To
Read
This
One
Yeah
This
Is
Your
Turn
El
Topo
El
Topo
Hi
Stink Dog
And
Co-host
I
Just
Wanted
To
Say
The
Crime
On
The
Internet
Rant
From
Episode
91
Was
Hilarious
But
I
Guess
That
It
Would
Become
Old
If
You
Did
It
All
The
Time
Oh
Yeah
I
I'm
From
Sweden
So
English
Is
Not
My
First
Language
But
I
Still
Think
You
Guys
Come
Across
Clear
Enough
For
Me
To
Understand
Most
Of
What
You
Say
I
Heard
About
Your
Show
And
Radman's
Art
Show
Or
The
ARTS
I'm
Not
Sure
The
Art
Scene
Radio
Tele
No
Wait
Art
Scene
Radio
Technology
Show
Damn it
I
Don't
Remember
What
Art
Stands
For
And
I
Have
Been
Downloading
A
Couple
Episodes
Which
I
Enjoyed
Keep
It
Up
Well
This
Guy
Seems
Pretty
Cool
I
Mean
His
English
Is
Actually
Pretty
Good
For
Someone
That
Has
It
As
A
Second
Language
Better
Than
A
Lot
Actually
It's
Interesting
The
Name
El
Topo
Sounds
Spanish
It's
The
Top
Yeah
But
He's
Sweden
So
Maybe
He
Speaks
Three
Languages
Yeah
Man
Um
Yeah
Actually
Radman
Is
A
Friend
Of
The
Show
And
He's
Got
A
Pretty
Good
Show
Himself
Over
There
With
The
Arts
The
Radio
Something
Show
Technology
Show
Is
That
Right
I
Don't
Know
Go
To
Acid
Dot
Org
Acid
I
At
Least
No
Acid
Ancy
Creators
In
Demand
Okay
Give
Me
Some
Credit
Radman
Don't
Get
Mad
At
Me
Now
I
Can't
Remember
The
T
And
Actually
I
Snail
Mailed
Him
Something
Recently
A
Newspaper
Clipping
From
Here
In
Florida
That
I
Thought
He
Find
Interesting
And
I
Haven't
Heard
Back
From
Him
In
Forever
Anyway
So
I
Don't
Know
If
He
Got
It
Successfully
Or
Whatever
So
I
Haven't
Heard
From
Him
In
Forever
Maybe
A
Change
Of
Address
Happened
Yeah
Right
And
He
Got
The
Someone
Else
Got
The
Anyway
But
Yeah
Thanks
For
Listening
To
The
Show
Of
Course
And
We
Use
A
Lot
Of
Slang
And
Some
Technical
Terms
Like
Fear
And
New
And
Some
Leet
Occasionally
On
The
Show
Just
To
Have
Fun
Usually
But
Honestly
Generally
Speaking
I
Think
We're
Fairly
Well
Spoken
We
Try
To
Be
A
Little
Bit
You
Know
We
Try
To
Be
Articulate
Not
A
Big
Grammar
Nazi
Or
Anything
But
I
Try
To
At
Least
Be
Clear
When
It
Comes
To
The
Technical
Points
And
Try
To
Be
Try
To
Make
Sure
That
You
Can
Understand
What
We're
Talking
About
Yes
There's
Going
To
Be
Some
Slang
But
For
The
Most
Part
You
Know
We're
Educated
We've
Been
Published
A lot
I
Know
How
To
Write
I
Know
How
To
Construct
Sentences
Correctly
Usually
It's
Just
So
Basically
What
You're
Telling
Me
Is
You
Passed
Eighth
Grade
English
Yeah
Pretty
Much
Pretty
Much
That's
All
You
Gotta
Be
Well
I
Don't
Know
What
Does
Eighth
Great
English
Cover
These
Days
I
Don't
Know
It's
School
Systems
Are
Kind
Of
Skewed
But
Anyway
We
Get
By
We
Just
Have
Way
Too
Much
Vulgarity
Mixed
In
With
It
That's
The
Problem
The
Language
Is
A
Little
Bit
Rough
Sometimes
And
Actually
Thanks
To
Our
Next
E-mailer
Here
Who
Always
Helps
Bring
The
Show
Up
To
Just
A
Super
Ultra
High
Level
Our
Last
Email
This
Week
Comes
From
Our
Good
Friend
Who
Emails
Us
All
The
Time
System
Shocker
System
Shocker
Says
Assholes
Are
Red
The
Letter
R
E
A
D
Read
Assholes
Are
Read
Your
Very
Articulate
System
Shocker
System
Shock
Sore
That's
What
I'm
Going
To
Call
Him
From
Now
On
System
Shock
Sore
Your
Okay
Assholes
Are
Read
Your
Asshole
Is
Blue
If
You're
Feeling
The
Pain
It
Means
I
Butt
Fucked
You
It's
One
T
And
Butt
You
See
I
Butt
Fucked
You
Stank
Doggy
Sucks
With
Three
X's
Metallica
Rules
With
Three
Z's
And
No
E
He
Capitalized
Metallica
Though
And
Capitalized
Stank
See
He
Knows
Who
His
Daddy
Is
Right
There
This
Is
System
Shocks
He
Doesn't
Even
Spell
His
Name
Right
System
Shocks
Apostrophe
S
And
You
Fucking
Lose
With
Three
Instead
Of
Any
Elitized
Lose
There
P.S.
You
Are
Fat
That
Means
You
Are
A
Lard
Ass
Try
A
Liposuction
Hey
You
Spilled
Liposuction
Right
That
Impressive
Man
You
Get
The
Big
Words
All
Right
Well
System
Shocks
Or
Buddy
Pal
I'm
Sorry
To
Tell
You
Metallica
Really
Does
Suck
But
Let
Me
Try
To
See
If
I
Can
Make
This
Poetic
In
Response
To
You
Let's
See
Here
How
About
Metallica
Sits
On
A
Pile
Of
Money
Yet
They
Still
Want
More
They're
Pawns
Of
The
R
I
A
They
Get
Richer
While
We
Stay
Poor
So
Thank
You
System
Shockser
You're
Still
A
Giant
Tool
Your
Lyrics
Are
Worse
Than
Metallica
You
Shouldn't
Have
Dropped
Out
Of
High
School
You
Fucking
Douchebag
I'm
Sorry
That
Last
Part
Didn't
Exactly
Rhyme
But
I
Just
Kind
Of
Added
That
In
For
Extra
His
Last
Part
Didn't
Rhyme
Either
Okay
Metallica
They're
Nothing
But
Puppets
That's
All
They
Can't
They're
Not
Doing
Anything
They
Can't
They
Had
Like
A
Good
Run
There
For
A
While
I'll
Admit
I
Like
The
Music
There
For
A
Little
While
And
Then
When
They
Sold
Out
And
Started
Whining
And
Crying
About
How
They
Weren't
Making
Enough
Money
I'm
Not
Even
Going
Back
Into
My
Metallica
Rant
They
Suck
Get
Over
You
Gotta
Accept
The
Fact
That
They
Sold
Out
That's
It
That's
All
There
Is
To
It
Anyway
Let's
Get
Out
Of
The
Email
Here
Let's
Do
Some
Show
And
Tell
Quickly
I
Just
Had
My
Def
Con
Meeting
This
Past
Saturday
As
In
Sunday
Monday
Three
Days
Ago
Four
Days
Ago
And
We
Have
Some
Cool
Presentations
I
Gave
A
Presentation
On
Google
Ad
Words
Which
I
Actually
Gave
Covered
Some
Of
That
Material
On
The
Show
Maybe
A
Month
Or
So
Ago
I
Put
Together
And
I
Had
Submitted
An
Article
To
2600
With
A
Lot
Of
Detail
In
It
So
I
Put
Together
A
Presentation
Based
On
That
As
Well
So
It
Kind
Of
Fell
In
Between
So
It
Like
Only
Ten
Or
Eleven
Slides
But
It
Actually
Ended
Up
Lasting
About
A
Half
An
Hour
Or
More
Which
Surprised
Me
So
That
Went
Over
Better
Than
I
Had
Thought
At
Least
From
In
My
Opinion
I
Didn't
Expect
It
To
Last
More
Than
10
Or
15
Minutes
And
QBits
Gave
A
Pretty
Cool
Presentation
On
Lock
Picking
And
That
Was
Kind
Of
Cool
And
Showed
Some
Videos
And
We
Had
Waffle House
Is
The
Shizzle
Waffle House
Pones
Jew
So
That's
It
For
Me
What
Have
You
Got
Going
On
Um
I
Don't
Know
Dude
I've
Just
Been
Going
To
Clubs
Lately
And
Getting
Drunk
Off
My
Ass
That's
Exactly
What
This
Section
Of
The
Show
Is
For
We
Want
To
Encourage
People
To
Do
Something
Productive
And
You
Come
Up
With
A
Story
About
Drinking
And
Going
To
Tell
Right
That's
What
I've
Been
Doing
If
That's
What
You're
Doing
That's
What
You're
Doing
I
Guess
You
Don't
Have
Any
Articles
Are
You
Working
On
Any
Articles
Or
Anything
Like
That
I
Saw
You
I
Saw
You
Had
Another
Article
In
The
Current
Issue
Of
Vaughn
Magazine
I
Saw
That
In
April
I
Meant
To
Say
That
To
You
Yes
Do
I
Have
It
Here
Let
See
If
I
Have
It
Handy
Crap
I
Don't
Have
Now
I'm
Going
To
Go
Into
My
Rant
Again
About
How
Come
Everyone
Gets
Vaughn
Magazine
In
Their
Mailbox
Except
For
Me
When
I'm
Writing
For
Yeah
But
I
Well
That
Does
Suck
But
I
Get
A
Bunch
Of
Trade
Magazines
So
I
Get
Like
All
Of
Them
But
Yeah
You
Should
Get
One
Too
I
Mean
You
Write
For
Refresh
The
Topic
It
Was
My
Telephony
Etiquette
One
Where
I
Went
On
My
Call
ID
Rant
I
Think
You're
Right
I
Think
That
Is
Correct
I
Know
There's
One
Other
Thing
That
You've
Been
Working
On
Lately
And
I
Think
We
Alluded
To
It
Earlier
It
Involves
A
Car
Going
Faster
Than
It
Should
Be
The
Posted
Limit
Mr.
Deuce
Five
Did
You
Get
Another
Speeding
Ticket
Yes
I
Did
Man
Alright
Look
Let's
Make
This
Our
Main
Topic
Tonight
Because
You
Have
Had
More
Experience
With
The
Law
In
General
And
Particularly
Speeding
And
Running
Stop
Signs
And
Other
Moving
Violations
Why
Don't
You
There
Are
A
Lot
Of
Myths
And
A
Lot
Of
Things
Are
Going
Out
There
About
How
This
Stuff
Works
Why
Don't
We
Why
Don't
We
Talk
About
Why
Don't
You
Explain
How
The
System
Works
And
Some
Of
The
Loopholes
And
Some
Of
The
Things
That
You
Do
To
Try
To
Get
Some
Of
These
Tickets
Waived
Or
Whatever
Yeah
I
Think
We
Actually
Did
Talk
About
This
On
A
Prior
Show
But
Maybe
I'll
Be
A
Little
More
Extensive
In
This
Show
Yeah
I
Don't
think
We
Went
Into
Any
Detail
Ever
I
Think
We
Just
Kind
Of
Joked
About
You
Having
To
Go
But
How
Is
All right
So
You
Get
You
Get
You
Get
A
Speeding
Ticket
You
Got
A
Moving
Violation
They
Pull
You
Over
They
Say
You
Were
Going
X
Miles
An
Hour
In
An
X
Mile
Zone
And
They
Give
You
A
Ticket
And
What
Is
There
Does
A
Story
Start
There
I
Mean
You
Start
Looking
For
Loopholes
On
The
Ticket
Like
They
Spelled
Your
Name
How
About
We'll
Go
Through
Some
Myths
And
Either
Maybe
We'll
Correct
Them
And
Announce
Them
Or
We'll
Debunk
Them
Myth
Number
One
They
Spell
Your
Name
Wrong
Yeah
That
Actually
You
Can
Get
Away
With
That
If
They
I
Don't
Believe
That
For
A
Second
You're
Going
To
Go
Into
A
Judge
Everything
Else
On
The
Ticket
Matches
Your
Car
Your
Driver's
License
Everything
They
Just
Spelled
Your
Name
Wrong
Lucky
226
Instead
Of
Lucky
225
You're
Telling
Me
That
The
Judge
Is
Going
To
Say
Well
It's
Different
Person
I
Got
To
Throw
it
Out
It
Can
Be
Dismissed
I
Mean
The
Judge
Can
Say
No
Seems
Like
There's
Got
To
Be
A
Loophole
In
The
System
That
Allows
Them
To
Fix
Them
So
Like
Something
That
Says
We
Reserved
The
Right
To
Correct
Spelling
Mistake
You
Know
It
Seems
Like
They
Got
Something
To
Cover
Them
In
There
They
Have
To
Yeah
Well
Actually
And
That
Kind
Of
Brings
Up
My
Current
Ticket
Because
The
Speeding
Ticket
Was
Issued
To
Me
On
February
19th
2005
And
The
Date
On
The
Citation
Is
February
20th
2005
So
And
The
First
Thing
I
Did
Was
I
Called
Every
Public
Notary
I
Could
As
Soon
As
I
Got
Off
Work
I
Called
Every
Yellow
Pages
And
Found
One
Close
To
Chino
Hills
That
Was
Willing
To
Meet
Me
In
Chino
Hills
And
Notarize
A
Document
So
That
I
Could
Prove
That
I
Received
The
Ticket
On
The
19th
And
Not
The
20th
So
He
Wrote
The
Date
Wrong
Accidentally
Or
Intentionally
Accidentally
Okay
So
He
Didn't
Know
He
Didn't
Know
He
Put
The
20th
Now
Here's
The
Thing
Though
I
Luckily
For
Me
It
Happened
On
A
Weekend
Because
They
Have
Day
Of
The
Month
Also
Where
It
Shows
SMT
W
You
Know
All
The
Letter
Abbreviations
For
The
Day
Right
And
Of
Course
He
Circled
S
For
I
Don't
Remember
If
That
Was
A
Saturday
Or
Sunday
Oh
It
Must
Have
Been
A
Saturday
Because
The
20th
Was
A
Sunday
Right
Sunday
Is
Usually
Notated
By
N
In
Computer
Terms
N
For
Sunday
On
This
Particular
Citation
Both
Saturday
And
Sunday
Are
An
S
The
Only
Difference
Is
Which
Place
It
In
Right
Hmm
Well
And
Of
Course
So
He
Circled
An
S
But
I
Could
Still
Disprove
What
Day
It
Was
Because
He
Put
The
20th
And
S
Could
Be
Saturday
Or
Sunday
You
Know
Hmm
How
Much
Did
It
Cost
For
The
Notary
It
Cost
Well
First
Of
All
A
Notary
Usually
Cost
About
Ten
Or
Fifteen
Dollars
But
Because
It
Was
So
Late
And
It
Was
Like
You
Know
This
Girl
Basically
Wasn't
Working
On
The
Clock
She
Agreed
To
Meet
Me
At
Denny's
Actually
Of
All
Places
You
Know
And
Because
It
Was
Such
A
Rush
I
Think
I
Had
To
Pay
Like
Thirty
Or
Thirty
Five
How
Much
Was
The
Ticket
For
191
Yikes
Yeah
I
Hope
That
Works
Out
For
You
Well
That's
What
I
Was
Saying
Too
Because
The
Next
Week
I
Received
An
Amended
Citation
Oh
No
Which
Said
A
Citation
Was
Issued
To
You
On
Such
And
Such
Date
The
Following
Needs
To
Be
Corrected
Date
And
Time
Of
Violation
Well
Here's
The
Thing
Though
That's
So
In
The
Amended
Citation
Where
It
Says
The
Citation
Issued
To
You
On
Instead
Of
Putting
February
19th
They
Put
The
Citation
Issued
To
You
On
February
20th
Needs
The
Date
And
Time
Of
The
Violation
To
Be
Corrected
To
February
19th
Well
The
Citation
The
Citation
Are
You
Going
To
Look
A
Judge
Straight
In
The
Eye
And
Try
To
Honestly
Play
That
As
Well
Actually
That
Bringing
To
My
Next
Topic
On
How
I'm
Going
To
Actually
Fight
This
I'm
Going
To
Do
It
First
Of
All
By
Trial
By
Declaration
Where
All
Of
This
Is
Going
To
Be
Done
Through
The
Mail
Uh
Huh
So
And
I'm
Basically
Going
To
Ask
That
This
Ticket
Be
Dismissed
In
The
Interest
Of
Justice
Because
The
Date
Is
Wrong
And
I
Have
A
Not
Right
Document
Showing
When
I
Received
It
And
Everything
Else
I'm
Also
Going
To
Be
I'm
Also
Going
To
Be
Asked
That
This
Be
Dismissed
In
The
Interest
Of
Justice
Because
The
Officer
Used
A
Device
Called
LiDAR
Which
Is
Basically
Laser
Instead
Of
Radar
You
Know
It's
Supposed
To
Be
More
Accurate
And
Everything
Well
First
Of
All
He
Used
His
LiDAR
Device
From
His
Car
And
Shot
It
Through
His
Window
I
Mean
I
Don't
Know
About
You
But
I
Think
The
Proper
Is
A
Light
When
They
Pass
Through
A
Clear
Surface
Such
As
A
Window
Doesn't
It
Get
Abstracted
A
Little
Bit
But
Don't
You
Think
That's
Designed
To
Shoot
Through
A
Window
I
Don't
Know
Anything
About
Them
So
Whether
Or
Not
It's
Designed
To
Shoot
Through
A
Window
You
Haven't
Let
Me
Get
Through
My
Whole
Point
Here
Okay
Go
Ahead
Okay
First
Of
All
Radar
Is
Admissible
In
Court
Because
It's
On
What's
Known
As
The
State's
Judicial
Review
Which
Means
In
Some
Speeding
Case
In
California
Somebody
Brought
Up
The
Point
That
You
Know
What
Radar
Is
Not
On
Judicial
Review
Here
In
California
I
Want
An
Expert
Witness
To
Come
And
Testify
To
The
Validity
Of
Radar
Evidence
That
It
Can
Actually
Be
Used
To
Determine
The
Speed
Of
Vehicle
And
So
They
Actually
Had
To
Fly
Out
You
Know
Some
Guy
From
The
Manufacturing
Company
Of
That
Particular
Radar
Gun
And
So
The
Whole
Theory
Of
Radar
Is
On
Judicial
Review
With
The
State
Of
California
However
LIDAR
Is
Not
On
Judicial
Review
So
If
The
Prosecution
Wants
To
Prove
That
Their
Evidence
Holds
Any
Weight
They
Are
Going
To
Fly
Out
An
Expert
Witness
To
Testify
That
So
This
Is
Where
You
Taking
Advantage
Actually
Of
The
Innocent
To
Proven
Guilty
They
Have
To
Prove
That
LIDAR
Works
Exactly
They
Have
To
Prove
That
Scientific
Theory
Of
LIDAR
Properties
Works
And
Not
Only
That
Even
If
They
Do
Fly
Out
Someone
Who
Is
Supposedly
An
Expert
Witness
A
Lot
Of
The
Times
You
Can
Get
These
Expert
Witnesses
Disqualified
Because
They
Have
A
Financial
They
Have
A
Financial
Approach
You
Know
The
People
That
Are
Manufacturing
It
Are
There
To
Make
Money
So
They
Make
These
Claims
Just
So
They
Can
Continue
Money
Well
That's
An
Interesting
Theory
There
I'd
Like
To
Hear
How
That
Would
Actually
Work
Out
Are
There
Any
Cases
Where
That
Actually
Worked
And
The
Ticket
Was
Thrown
Out
Using
That
Exact
Defense
I
Don't
Know
You
Have
To
Google
That
Stuff
I
Know
With
The
Radar
Stuff
Radar
Wasn't
On
Judicial
Review
And
I
Think
They
Got
A
Couple
Of
Those
Cases
Throughout
Until
It
Actually
Became
On
Judicial
Review
Radar
Is
Now
On
Judicial
Review
In
All
The
50
States
And
The
District
Of
Columbia
I
Believe
All
Right
Well
Let's
Go
Back
To
The
Beginning
Of
The
Story
Let's
Go
Back
To
All
So
If
The
Person
Makes
A
Mistake
On
It
Of
Any
Kind
Whether
It's
Misspelling
Your
Name
Putting
The
Wrong
Date
Or
Time
On
There
Or
The
Wrong
Date
Of
Birth
The
Wrong
Physical
Description
So
You're
Telling
Me
You
Can
Usually
Get
The
Ticket
Thrown
Out
For
The
Wrong
Address
Even
If
They
Got
Your
Right
Name
And
Date
Of
Birth
If
It's
A
Different
Address
You
Can
Be
Like
Well
That's
Obviously
The
Person
That
Lives
At
This
Address
Not
Me
Right
And
You
Recommend
Even
If
Everything
Else
Matches
Like
I
Said
The
License
Plate
Number
The
Car
The
Description
Of
The
Car
The
Color
Of
The
Car
The
Driver's
License
Number
There's
Still
The
Possibility
There's
Two
People
And
Either
You
Lent
Your
Car
To
That
Person
Or
You
Lent
Your
Car
To
A
Family
Member
Who
Lent
Your
Car
To
That
Other
Person
And
You
Know
All right
So
You're
Saying
Okay
So
Then
You
Would
Recommend
Is
This
A
California
Only
Thing
Or
Can
You
Do
This
In
Most
States
Trial
By
I
Think
You
Could
Probably
Try
To
Get
The
Ticket
Dism
In
Most
States
If
There's
Some
Sort
Of
Clerical
Air
On
The
Ticket
No
What
I
Was
Saying
Was
Without
Having
To
Go
Face
To
In
Court
By
Mail
Is
That
A
California
Thing
Or
Do
Most
States
Do
You
Know
What
I'm
Not
Sure
About
That
I
Know
For
Sure
It's
A
California
Thing
But
You'd
Have
To
Check
Your
State's
Regulation
For
That
All
Right
So
That's
For
Typos
Mistakes
Date
Of
Birth
Etc
Alright
What
About
The
Other
Big
Myth
Is
That
When
You
Get
The
Ticket
They
Assign
You
A
Court
Date
And
Everybody
Says
It
Should
Show
Up
To
That
And
If
The
Officer
Doesn't
Show
Up
Then
It
Gets
Thrown
Out
Of
Court
Automatically
True
Or
False
Depends
On
The
State
In
California
By
Default
It
Does
Get
Thrown
Out
If
The
Officer
Doesn't
Show
Up
Now
The
Reality
How
Often
Does
The
Officer
Not
Show
Up
The
Officer
On
The
Date
The
Date
That
The
Court
That
The
Ticket
Is
Set
To
The
Officer
Will
Almost
Always
Show
Up
Exactly
I
Was
Going to
Say
That
I
Have
Lived
In
Several
States
And
I
Gone
With
Friends
I
Don't
Really
Have
A
Lot
Of
Speeding
Tickets
To
Be
Quite
Honest
I
Think
I
Plans
And
Spends
Days
There
In
Fact
In
Most
Local
Governments
Ordinances
The
Officer
Usually
Gets
Paid
Overtime
To
Show
Up
To
These
All
Right
Well
What
Other
Kind
Of
Tricks
Do
You
Have
There
Doing
It
By
Mail
I
Like
That
Idea
I
Like
That
Definitely
If
It's
A
Clerical
Thing
It
Seems
Like
That
Would
Be
A
Better
Way
To
Approach
It
Because
I
Just
Would
Feel
So
Weird
Trying
To
Sit
There
And
Flat
Face
Tell
A
Judge
That
It's
Not
Me
That
It
Wasn't
Me
That
Got
The
Ticket
When
I
Know
Damn
Good
Well
The
Other
Things
To
Worry
About
First
Of
All
When
You
First
Get
Pulled
Over
What
You
Say
And
What
You
Do
Can
Often
Be
Used
Over
Almost
Every
Time
I
Mean
At
Least
For
Me
In
My
Experience
The
First
Thing
The
Officer
Does
Is
He'll
Come
Up
And
You
Roll
Down
Your
Window
And
You
Ask
For
Your
License
And
Registration
And
Then
He'll
Either
Ask
One
Or
Two
Questions
He'll
Ask
Do
You
Know
Why
I
Pulled
You
Over
Which
If
He
Does
This
Which
Is
I
Believe
The
Proper
Procedure
You
Just
Say
No
I
Have
No
Idea
Why
You
Know
Because
You
Don't
Want
To
Admit
Any
Guilt
He's
Saying
That
So
That
He
Can
Be
Like
Yeah
Because
I
Was
Speeding
Of
Course
And
Then
Right
There
You're
Admitting
That
You
Were
Speeding
Yeah
But
Isn't
That
Isn't
That
Hearsay
In
Court
No
It's
Not
It
Can
Actually
Be
Used
Against
You
Because
The
Officer
Can
Even
Record
The
Conversation
Because
It's
A
Public
Yeah
But
They
Don't
So
Even
If
You
Do
Say
Well
Even
If
You
Do
Say
No
I
Don't
Know
Why
You
Pulled
Me
Over
All
He's
Got
To
Do
In
Court
Is
Say
Yes
I
Asked
Him
If
He
Knew
Why
I
Pulled
Him
Over
He
Said
Yes
I
Was
Speeding
They
Can
Say
What
They
Want
To
Say
Because
The
System
Corrupt
Like
I
Said
Earlier
Oh
Yes
Obviously
But
I
Mean
At
Least
At
Least
If
You
Don't
If
You
Don't
Actually
Say
And
You
Don't
Have
That
On
Your
Conscience
It's
At
Least
Something
Better
To
Do
Don't
Flat
Out
Admit
It
Because
That's
Just
You're
Admitting
Guilt
Before
You
Even
Went
To
Court
You
Know
Right
And
Then
Another
Thing
Is
A
Lot
Of
The
Time
Instead
Of
Saying
Do
I
Know
Why
You
Pulled
You
Do
You
Know
Why
I
Pulled
You
Over
Sometimes
The
First
Question
Will
Be
Sir
You
Were
Going
56
In
A
45
Why
Were
You
Traveling
So
Fast
Well
That's
Entrapment
Yeah
That's
Entrapment
And
That's
Why
They
Do
It
Like
That
Because
They
Go
Look
I
Clocked
You
And
They'll
Say
I
Clocked
You
At
56
In
A
45
Why
Were
Traveling
So
Fast
And
Of
Course
You're
Going
To
Reply
Well
Blah
Because
Of
This
And
Then
Right
Then
And
There
They
Got
More
Evidence
That
You
Were
Speeding
What
If
You
Reply
With
Something
Bizarre
Or
Something
Will
That
Get
You
Out
Is
There
Anything
You
Can
Say
Social
Engineering
Wise
Or
Something
To
Get
You
Out
Of
It
Why
Were
You
Speeding
So
Fast
Well
Officer
Always
Go
With
The
Safer
Answer
And
I
Say
I
Don't
Believe
I
Was
Traveling
That
Fast
I
Was
Looking
At
My
Speedometer
The
Whole
Time
And
I
Was
Going
About
45
Can
You
Okay
Here's
A
Question
And
I
Don't
Know
If
You
The
Answer
But
Can
You
Demand
To
See
The
Radar
Gun
Can
You
Say
I
Want
To
See
You
Clocked
Me
I
Want
To
See
The
Gun
They
Usually
Write
It
Down
On
The
Ticket
What
The
Serial
Number
Was
And
Everything
Like
That
I
Don't
Think
That
Would
Be
Demanded
To
See
It
Upon
Being
Pulled
Over
It
It's
Probably
A
Very
Bad
Idea
I
Mean
There's
Always
Still
A
Small
Chance
Very
Small
That
Get
Out
Of
The
Ticket
In
The
First
Place
But
For
Me
When
I
Get
Pulled
Over
I
Know
They
Run
My
Record
And
I
Have
Just
Got
So
Many
Tickets
It
Doesn't
Matter
What
I
Say
I'm
Getting
That
Ticket
So
I
Might
Actually
Try
That
I
Might
Actually
Ask
To
See
The
Radar
Gun
Or
Wait
Until
They're
Actually
Bringing
You
The
Ticket
And
Say
I
Want
To
See
Say
I
Want
To
See
It
But
I
Would
Ask
Him
Very
Politely
May
I
See
The
Radar
Evidence
And
If
He
Declined
I'll
Just
Say
Okay
That's
Fine
And
Then
You
Can
Use
That
And
I
Bring
That
Up
Later
In
Court
That
I
Ask
To
See
The
Radar
Gun
The
Officer
Refused
To
Show
It
To
Me
Exactly
You
Can
Use
That
Against
Them
In
The
Court
Yeah
So
And
When
They
Throw
You
In
Jail
For
Being
A
Dick
You
Are
Going
To
Call
Me
With
Your
One
Phone
Call
Alright
Well
What
Other
Advice
We're
Going
To
Close
Up
Here
Let's
Get
We're
Giving
Some
Good
Ways
To
Get
Out
Of
Tickets
Our
Main
Topic
Tonight
I
Think
This
Is
Good
Useful
Information
This
Is
Good
Social
Engineering
Topic
It's
Not
Exactly
Tech
Related
But
I
Think
When
You
Sign
It
I
Always
Sign
It
All
Rights
Reserved
So
That
There's
No
Construing
That
I'm
Actually
Going
To
Physically
Appear
In
Court
Because
In
California
You
Have
The
Right
To
Appear
By
Mail
And
Everything
And
You
Always
Sign
A
Little
Notice
That
Says
I
Promise
To
Appear
In
Court
And
Also
Another
Thing
You
Can
Ask
The
Officer
In
California
You
Can
Tell
Them
That
You
Work
Seat
Instead
Of
The
Local
Court
Now
The
Officer
Can
Refuse
This
Request
And
If
I
Mean
He's
Not
Supposed
To
But
If
He
Does
On
Your
Ticket
You
Should
Sign
Your
Name
And
Then
Put
Under
Protest
That
Way
You
Can
Carry
Out
The
Court
Case
Even
Longer
By
Seeing
The
Judge
And
Asking
For
A
Motion
Of
Change
Of
Venue
And
You
Basically
Tell
Them
I
Asked
The
Officer
For
A
Change
Of
Venue
When
He
Gave
Me
The
Ticket
I
Wanted
It
In
The
County
Seat
Because
I
Work
Or
Live
Closer
There
And
I
Would
Like
To
Submit
A
Change
Of
Venue
So
That
I
Can
Get
This
Resolved
In
Another
Court
And
Then
The
Judge
Will
Then
Set
The
Motion
For
That
And
The
Cop
Will
Have
To
Drive
All
The
Way
Out
To
The
County
Seat
And
A
Lot
Of
The
Times
They
Are
Not
Going
To
Want
To
Do
That
So
They
Just
Won't
Show
Up
And
All
Of
These
Forms
I
Think
It
Should
Be
Pointed
Out
At
Least
In
Your
Experience
In
Your
Cases
Are
Available
On
The
Global
Interweb
That
Is
Correct
So
You
Can
Print
Off
Everything
And
Fill
It
Out
At
Your
Leisure
And
Mail
Most
Of
This
Stuff
In
Yeah
And
Another
If
We're
About
To
Get
Off
Topic
I'd
Like
To
Suggest
For
Anyone
That's
Interested
In
This
Especially
If
You
Live
In
California
You
Should
Buy
This
Book
It's
Called
Beat
Your
Ticket
California
It's
By
NOLO
And
You
Can
Get
That
At
Barnes
And
Nobles
Or
Borders
Alrighty
Well
I
Think
We're
Running
Out
Of
Time
Here
And
Let's
Close
Like
This
Because
That
Was
Kind
Of
A
Vague
Talk
And
I
Can't
Think
Of
Any
Other
Questions
Off
Hand
Off
The
Top
Of
My
Head
So
Let's
Close
Out
Here
And
Remind
People
Our
Email
Address
Is
Radio
Bin
Rev
Dot
Com
Email
Us
If
Cops
Will
Try
And
Get
Away
With
Anything
And
I
Had
This
Run
I
Had
Ran
A
Stop
Sign
Allegedly
I
First
Did
A
Trial
By
Declaration
And
When
I
Showed
Up
In
Court
The
Officer's
Testimony
He
Was
Reading
Right
From
His
Trial
By
Declaration
That
He
Had
Submitted
Previously
And
If
You
Read
In
The
Evidence
Code
First
Of
All
That
Cop
Was
Supposed
To
Admit
That
As
Evidence
And
He
Is
Supposed
To
Say
Whether
Or
Not
He
Is
Reading
It
Because
He
Can't
Recall
Or
If
He
Is
Reading
It
To
Refresh
His
Memory
And
I
Also
Got
That
Evidence
Dismissed
Because
It
Was
A
New
Trial
And
He
Was
Reading
From
The
Trial
By
Declaration
And
It
Supposed
To
Be
All
Things
Are
New
So
I
Got
The
Trial
By
Declaration
Stuff
Dismissed
So
He
Couldn't
Bring
Up
Anything
That
I
Had
Testified
Beforehand
Up
In
Court
Oh
Man
Lucky
You
Are
Leet
I
Don't
Care
What
Anybody
Says
I
Also
Came
Up
With
A
Very
Good
Defense
I
Asked
Him
If
He
Had
Testified
That
There
Was
Also
Other
Cross
Traffic
In
The
Area
And
When
You
Say
You
Ask
Him
I
Asked
Him
If
He
Could
Identify
Any
Of
The
Now
When
You
Say
You
Asked
Him
You
Mean
You
Got
Up
In
Front
Of
A
Judge
And
He
Was
On
The
Stand
Or
Something
And
You
Asked
Him
Questions
Yeah
Well
Once
The
Officer
Gives
Testimony
And
You
Give
Your
Testimony
You're
Also
Entitled
To
Ask
The
Officer
Well
Actually
Before
You
Traffic
That
He
Testified
That
I
Was
Endangering
Which
He
Could
Not
Then
I
Asked
Him
If
He
Considered
Himself
To
Have
High
Powers
Of
Observation
And
He
Said
He
Had
Excellent
Powers
Of
Observation
So
After
I
Gave
My
Testimony
I
Tried
To
Remind
The
Court
That
You
Know
This
Officer
Has
Testified
That
He
Has
High
Powers
Of
Observation
Yet
In
His
Testimony
He
Identifies
Cross
Traffic
But
He
Can't
Identify
The
Make
Model
Or
Even
The
Color
Of
The
Cross
Traffic
And
I
You
Know
I
Don't
Believe
That
If
He
Can't
Even
Identify
That
How
Can
He
Identify
Me
Running
A
Stop
You
Know
I
Believe
There's
Reasonable
Doubt
And
This
Case
Should
Be
Dismissed
And
The
Cop
Was
Like
Yeah
Well
That's
Very
Nice
And
Articulate
Guilty
That
The
Judge
Said
To
Me
How
Many
Other
People
Were
In
The
Court
Room
When
Saw
All
This
Anybody
Yeah
There
Was
A
Lot
Of
People
In
The
Court
Room
I
Was
The
Last
Traffic
Case
And
Then
Was
Going
Into
Misdemeanors
I
Would
Have
Stood
In
The
Back
And
Applauded
Oh
Man
All
Right
I
Was
Thinking
About
Appealing
But
Anyway
And
Do
It
All
Over
Again
Now
All
Right
Anyway
Yeah
Let's
Wrap
Up
Here
Radio
Bin
Rev
Dot
Com
If
There's
Any
Questions
Not
That
Lucky
Is
Like
A
Total
Authority
Or
Anything
But
He's
Been
Through
This
A
Few
Times
To
Put
It
Politely
I
Should
Also
Point
Out
I
Didn't
I
Am
Not
A
Lawyer
To
Give
Legal
Advice
I
Not
A
Lawyer
An
Attorney
That
Is
Our
Disclaimer
We
Cannot
Speak
For
Your
Particular
Cases
Etc
Yeah
I
Not
A
To
Practice
Law
Either
General
Questions
Opinions
Email
Us
Radio
Bin
Rev
Dot
Com
We'll
Hang
On
To
It
For
A
Couple
Week
And
We'll
Read
Dress
This
Topic
If
We
Get
Some
Good
On
How
About
That
All
Right
Site
Of
The
Week
This
Week
I'm
Going
To
Give
The
Site
Of
The
Week
I
Know
This
Is
Kind
Of
A
Cop
Out
But
I'm
Going
To
Give
It
To
Old
School
Freak
Dot
Com
Because
Natus
And
M2
Mike
Longtime
Friend
Of
The
Show
And
The
Site
They
Just
Got
Their
Hands
On
The
Source
Code
To
Tone
Loke
I
Think
The
Last
Edition
Or
Whatever
That
Was
Ever
Released
They
Actually
Got
The
Original
Source
Code
And
This
Is
You
Know
A
Long
Time
A
Back
Before
The
Open
Source
Movement
Ever
Happened
I'm
Sure
It
Was
Not
Like
Intentionally
Kept
Or
Hidden
Anywhere
But
I'd
Never
Seen
Or
Heard
Of
It
Anywhere
Before
So
They
Were
Able
To
Dig
This
Up
With
Permission
From
The
Author
And
Post
It
Up
On
Oldschool
Freak
Dot
Com
So
Go
Check
That
Out
Because
This
Is
Really
A
Piece
Of
Hacking
History
And
Freaking
History
If
You
Will
Tone
Local
Course
Being
Like
The
War
Dialer
It
Kept
Track
Of
Everything
Right
It
Was
Awesome
And
Source
Code
Is
Available
And
Kind
Of
Hoping
That
We'll
See
Somebody
Maybe
Take
The
Initiative
To
Jump
In
And
Work
On
It
With
Old
School
Freak
Or
Work
On
It
With
Some
Other
People
In
The
Forums
And
See
If
We
Can
Get
It
Ported
Over
To
Linux
Which
Again
Back
Freaking
Programs
Were
Closed
Source
Because
It
Didn't
Really
Matter
You
Were
Using
It
For
Freaking
You
Weren't
Caring
What
The
Software
Was
Right
You
Know
I'm
Sure
It
Was
Shared
With
Circles
Of
Friends
But
That
Was
Pretty
Much
It
Yeah
And
Shout
Outs
I
Got
Two
I'll
Give
Two
Shout
Outs
To
From
Specifically
From
My
Def
Con
DC
305
Hack
City
Shout
Out
To
Qubits
And
To
Concerto
Monk
That's
My
Shout
Out
So
Lucky
What
Do
You
Got
For
Shouts
My
Shout
Out
Definitely
Going
To
Go
To
Natus
Again
This
Week
Kick
Ass
Guy
Decoder
I know
He
Can't
Hear
Us
But
Giving
Him
A
Shout
Out
For
Some
40
From
My
Homeboy
Decoder
Yeah
That's
All
I
Got
For
Right
Now
All
Right
And
In
Honor
Of
Lucky
And
His
We're
Going
To
Close
Out
The
Show
This
Week
With
A
Track
Called
Catch
Me
From
May
Lynn
You
Might
Better
Know
It
As
The
Theme
Song
From
Welcome
To
The
Scene
And
Lucky's
Opening
Sketch
Opening
Segment
To
The
Show
And
I
Think
That's
Going
To
Do
It
This
Week
Lucky
Thank
You
Again
For
Being
On
The
Show
And
We
Will
Tell
Everybody
Except
For
System
Shock
So
Everybody
Else
We'll
See
You
Next
Week
Same
Hack
Time
Same
Hack
Channel
I
Could
Tell
My
Friends
That
They
Think
I've
Lost
It
Anyway
That
This
Is
Just
A
Passing
Phase
And
The
Running
Will
Wither
Down
To
The
Place
I'm
Supposed
To
Go
In
The
Lines
I'm
Supposed
To
Know
I
Haven't
Yet
Figured
Out
They
All
Look
At
Me
They
Let
Me
Go
And
They
Watch
Me
Moving
This
Time
I'll
Try
To
Be
More
Beautiful
And
More
Amusing
But
Why
Can't
You
Just
Be
Cool
Why
Do
You
Have
To
Lose
It
You
Losing
It
You
Losing
Me
Refuse
To
Use
I
Choose
To
Run
Catch
Me
If
You
Want
You
Can
Increase
Your
Moment
To
Catch
Me
There
Is
More
I
Want
To
Mention
I
Can
Tell
My
Friends
But
I
Think
I'll
Find
Another
Way
To
Catch
Myself
Another
Day
In
The
Roadblocks
That
I
Found
So
I
Have
To
Gather
Up
My
Mind
Bits
And
Paces
Hard
To
Find
If
It
Moves
It
Will
Come
Around
Chasing
Down
The
Fair
Land
Heavy
Flooring
No
Coincidence
Propelling
My
Body
Forward
Elevation
In
The
Distance
Why
Can't
You
Just
Be
Cool
Why
Do
You
Have
To
Lose
In
Losing
It
To
You
Losing
Me
Refuse
To
Use
I
Choose
To
Run
Catch
Me
If
You
Want
You
Can
Increase
Your
Moment
Catch
Me
There
Is
Left
Dimension
Catch
Me
Catch
Me
Catch
Me
Catch
Me
Catch
Losing
Catch
Death
Catch
Ir
Day
At
Ex
อย
Thank you.