This is dedicated to all the hackers and the crackers
I see in binary, I speak source code
Step on my toes, I'll post a million jpegs of you in a fag pose
In your digital stance, getting firewalled ho
Cause I'm riding the net in my six-fold
I was a dick with my 56
Now with my cable, I'm able to get that stable
On the out, my name is Ace and I'm a Leo
On the digital highway, my name is Neo and I'm a hero
In a flash, I'll screw you on burning dreamcast
You need some ISO? Let me through my hard drive rifle
Our exchange you could never stifle
In a digital hug, you just caught the love bug
I bootlegged your CD, I caused a fight between Un and Jay-Z
Your CG, it's all gonna be free
Whether we take it by force or we take it nicely
You feel that rattle in your bones?
When I tell you we just hacked out Jones
And NASDAQ, leave your pride on your back
Cause I am he who loves to hack and crack
This is dedicated to the hackers and the criminals
Serial codes, source codes, ISOs, RANs, SIFs, SISs
This is dedicated to the hackers and the crack
100
That's right, 1 to the 00100 episodes of Binary Revolution Radio
Are now in the books
I am Stank Dog, been with you from episode 0, the pilot episode
Right up to episode 100
Coming to you this day, Tuesday, June 14, 2005
And, continuing a somewhat of a tradition we've done on the show here
Every 25 episodes, we bring you a little something we call the
Telephonic Craptacular
Which is a collection of phone calls and some freaking adventures
Freak odysseys and a few freak disasters along the way
That we have done over time
This is probably going to be the last one that we ever do
For a couple of reasons
The main one being that we now have a new show called Freak Factor
Which is a live reality radio show
Where we make a lot of these phone calls live on the air now
So, you get the reality aspect of sometimes they don't work, sometimes they do
So, our doing these calls in our free time and having fun
And recording them, just to save them for a special episode like this
Now becomes kind of a moot point
So, this will probably be the last one
And being that this is episode 100
This is not only a Telephonic Craptacular
But it is a Telephonic Craptacular extravaganza
So, we're going to start off this episode with
Let's see, what are we going to go with first?
I'll tell you what, this is kind of a silly fun call that I made one night
Playing around with some voice response systems
Some VRS or interactive voice systems, I should say
And I just got this wonderful idea
And I think you'll figure it out as you start to listen
Alright, I'm going to try a little experiment here
I always like to play around with voice activated response systems
So, I know a couple companies that use those
One of them is Sony and another one is FedEx
So, I figured since they're going to prompt me to speak to them and give my options
I was kind of curious what would happen if I put them together and had them talk to each other
So, I'm going to give that a shot
This could be just a complete mess
But we're going to see what happens
So, I'm going to call
First of all, we're going to call Sony
Maybe
And if we get them on the line
We will switch over and connect them to FedEx
Hello
And FedEx
Welcome to FedEx
If you know the service you'd like, please say it now
Please say, schedule a pickup
Sorry, I didn't
Sorry, I didn't understand
To schedule a time to pick up your package
Say, schedule a package
Sorry
Sorry, I didn't understand
Let's try it again
If you need to schedule a time to pick up your package
Okay, let's try it again
If you need to schedule a time to pick up your package
Sorry, but I'm having trouble helping you
I'm going to get an agent on the line who can help
Please hold just a minute
I'm sorry, I didn't understand your request
I'll connect you to a FedEx representative
All FedEx operations in the U.S. and Puerto Rico are closed on Sunday
For fast answers, please visit FedEx.com
Or hold for a FedEx representative
Press 2 now
For video products such as TVs, DVDs, DSS, and TiVo
Press 3 now
For audio products such as Hi-Fi, Home Theater, Portable Audio, and Car Stereo
Press 4 now
For Clie and all computer products, press 1 now
For digital imaging products such as cameras and camcorders
Press 2 now
For video
All right, well
As you can see, they both gave up
As happens in rural life
The woman dominated the conversation
And we ended up getting switched to customer service representatives from each company
Well, one of them was closed
And quite frankly, I couldn't make out which one it was
So, um, I would be curious to see
If we were to run that, say, ten times
What the timing would turn out
See if anybody would actually click on some keywords
Or space some keywords and get somewhere with each other
But for now, that's going to have to do
Now, those of you who have heard the first few episodes of the Telephonic Craptacular
Will know that one of the things I like to do
Is play with the telemarketers when they call me
I don't, uh, go out of my way to call them usually
I usually wait for them to call me
But when I changed over to a VoIP line
I didn't get as many incoming calls
I did, however, continue to get email spam like I always did
So, I got a piece of email spam
And at the bottom of it, they were nice enough to provide an 800 number
For me to call of the name of the company
So, I didn't actually expect it to work
So, I wasn't recording when I first started to call
However, um, as soon as I did get somebody answering
And I was kind of trying to social engineer and get some information out of them
I turned the microphone on and started recording the conversation
As it started to unfold
So, take a listen to this
Ma-da, ma-da
Okay, you're still there?
Yeah
Okay, and I'm sorry, who is this again?
This is Tony
Who is this?
Uh, this is Frank
Oh
Let's see
Frank?
Yeah
Frank, uh, Caliendo
Um, yeah, you, uh, and Steve, you said he had that number
I could get in touch with him?
Yeah, he'll be back tomorrow
You can leave a message on his voicemail
Okay, and that is?
405
Uh-huh
321
5
321
Yeah
Okay, and that'll go directly to him
If I call that right now, it'll go straight to voicemail?
Yeah
Great, thank you very much, I appreciate your help
No problem
Alright, I have no earthly idea who that was that answered the phone
I wish I would have been recording from the beginning
Because I kind of missed a little SE
Basically, I got an email from a spammer
Who was dumb enough to put his phone number on the email
Address and phone number
He put the comment, please no phone calls
But of course, you don't spam me and not expect a phone call
It's just not the way I operate
So I called him up
It's actually kind of funny
I called him up
Intending just to see if anybody would answer
If it was a voicemail box
See if anybody actually existed
If it was a fake number
And when someone answered
I said
Yeah, it's Steve there
I just made up the first name off the top of my head
And luckily enough
There was a Steve there
So this other gentleman was kind enough
To give me Steve's information
So, Steve, your docs have been dropped, buddy
Ma-da-ma-da
Now, of course, you all know that I changed those numbers
Those are not the correct numbers that he gave me
Had to modify that for legal and moral ethical reasons
Because, I don't know
I'm kind of lame like that, I guess
But, there is an important thing there that you can learn
Just general social engineering trick
Is anytime you do call a number
And you kind of get surprised
Or get an unexpected response
You can always
Just make up a name
Ask for somebody
Oh, is so-and-so there?
And
You have to be ready to react
And follow up on it, of course
In this particular case
I asked for somebody who actually existed
By first name, of course, is very vague
Never ask for a first and last name
Unless they prompt you for it
But just asking for a name
Comes across as a harmless call
No matter what
If somebody does happen to exist
There with the name you asked for
Then great, maybe you can push your luck
A little bit more
But don't trap yourself in so deep
That you can't back out of it
Keep it vague
Ask for a person's name
And if he would have said
No, there's no Steve here
Then, of course, I'm sorry
I just have the wrong number
And then you can try back again
In another time
Or come back with another approach
So, there's a little thing
You can learn from that short call
And, yeah, don't bother to call that number
Because, like I said before
It is fake
Now, besides the just random calls
That I make and try to record
Which, by the way
I always find a way to work it
In the beginning of the phone call
To say that I'm recording the call
And get permission
For all the calls that you've heard
And I do have those files saved
In case I am ever called to produce them
I can show
Yes, I got permission
On this particular call
I don't bother to put them in the show
Because I'm not going to waste time
With the silly part of that
But I do keep them
For all the calls that I make
And, yes, that does make the calls
More difficult
When you tell somebody
They're being recorded up front
It does make them
A little bit more defensive
Such an unusual thing to ask
That sometimes people
Will not talk to you
Or sometimes people will refuse
But it's all about
How you go about it
So, if you make it into a joke
Or you tell them
That you're doing it for a job
Or as an assignment for work
Or as part of an interview
Or any number of reasons
You can give them
For why you're recording the phone call
For quality assurance purposes
It could be anything
Because they do the same thing
On their end
Recording the calls
For quality assurance
So, you asking it
You can usually play it off
Into a joke
Where it sounds nonchalant enough
And then if you just move past it
Really quickly
People have a very short memory span
And if you move immediately
Into asking your questions
Going on with whatever script
Or whatever you were going to do
Or just sidetrack them
Get them laughing
Or whatever
Then they will have forgotten
That question ever came up
And the longer you take the conversation
The better chance
That they have forgotten
The initial fact
That they gave you permission
To record the call
So, besides the social engineering calls
I make
Just to
And you know what
You can make calls
Just for practice
Just to talk to people
To see what information
They'll give up
There's nothing wrong with that
But besides the social engineering calls
That I make
And besides the fun
That I have with spammers
And information
I'm trying to get
Out of different companies
Sometimes we'll do
Just a little
Good old fashioned
Freaking
And these next calls
Will be indicative of that
And of course
When I want to do
A little freaking
Or I have questions
About freaking
Or want some assistance
Or want to have some fun
On the phones
I call
My partner in crime
The diabolical genius himself
Lucky 225
So
Lucky joined me
On the phone
And we recorded
A couple calls
And we're going to
Share them with you now
Mana mana
Alright
Are we going to
You want to do
The tell us thing
Right now then?
Yeah
Okay
So what exactly
You want to do here?
Okay
We're about to call up
The 800 number
For tell us
Which in case
Any of you don't know
It's 1-800-646-0000
Now this is the same number
That we used
At H2K2
When I was demonstrating
How to call her ID
Spoof through them
Which by the way
Still works ironically
But anyways
We're going to actually
Call this number direct
And show you
That there's actually
A flaw in their IVR
That allows you
To get free directory assistance
And we'll do that right now
You're going to dial it then
Or you want me to
You're going to dial it right?
I'll dial it yeah
Okay so we'll hang on
While Lucky dials
Tell us
Welcome to TELUS
Bienvenue à TELUS
For service in English
Press 1
Press 1 to place a long distance call
Press 2 for directory assistance
To charge this call to a calling card
Enter the calling card and PIN number now
To charge this call to another number
Please press 1-2
For person-to-person and other calls
Please press 0 for the operator
Now the menu is about to repeat again
To charge this call to a calling card
Enter the calling card and PIN number now
To charge this call to another number
Please press 1-2
For person-to-person and other calls
Please press 0 for the operator
And if we don't press anything
So we just don't answer at all
Welcome to TELUS directory assistance
For what city please?
Calgary, Alberta
Thank you
For what name please?
Winx gas station
Please wait while the operator
Looks for that number
Hi this is Barb
Thank you from TELUS
There's Winx convenience store
Yeah, that's it
Okay, 403
Uh-huh
646
Yep
Sorry, 686
Oh, okay
7795
Alright, thanks a lot, ma'am
You're welcome
Thanks from TELUS
She said that twice
I know
Alright, well there you go
Free directory assistance
Even if you don't have a calling card
Or credit card
Or whatever they're asking for
You just hang on the line
And
Ride it out
Yep
Ma-na-ma-na
Alright, so that's a nice handy little trick
If you ever want some free directory assistance
Now you know how
And this next segment with Lucky
Is actually historically significant
Believe it or not
There's actually a bit of history in this
And, well, I guess go ahead and listen
And you'll understand why
And you'll hear the use of the infamous
Captain Crunch whistle
Ma-na-ma-na
Alright, now for this next trick
We are going to be using
The infamous Captain Crunch whistle
Which Lucky 225
Just happens to have
So, Lucky, what do we need the whistle for?
What are you going to do here?
Well, we're going to be placing a call
To Wiena, Minnesota
Area code 218
Exchange 488
And this is the last exchange in North America
That still uses in-band signaling
And, basically, what we're going to do
Is call a disconnected number
In that exchange
That doesn't supervise
And we're going to blow 2600 hertz at it
Which will seize the trunk
And then I'm going to MF 218
488 8463 at it
Well, actually, minus the area code
But
Then it's going to call time
Because that's the number for Wiena time
And, uh
I don't know
Blah
Alright, well
While you go blah
And three-way that call in
Alright, hold on
We'll hope that the, uh
Yeah, we'll hope that
We can pick up the 2600 hertz whistle
The Captain Crunch whistle
While, uh
Lucky's dialing over there
And when he comes back
Well, hopefully, we'll pick up the whistle
On the microphone
I'm not sure how this is going to work
But we'll hear the disconnect message
The number you have dialed
Has been disconnected
Or is no longer in service
Please check the number
And dial the end
Whoops
Oh, fear voip
Fear voip
Damn it, it's echoing like a bitch
There we go
Good evening
The time is
8
29
The current temperature is
37
Alright, so
There you go
Yeah
Took a couple tries
Because, uh
My voice over IP
Was all echoing
And
It wasn't recognizing it
Manah, manah
Alright, so
Lucky isn't the only freak
That we have on the show tonight
This is, of course
The telephonic
Craptacular
Extravaganza
And we would be remiss
To have a telephonic
Craptacular
Extravaganza
Without
The uber freak himself
Natus
On the show
And
Natus has quite a few numbers
To play around with tonight
And some pretty funny ones
If I, uh
If I see correctly
On my list here
Natus
How do you
Want to start this
What do you
Want to go with first
I don't know
I'll start off
With this classic
Number that I believe
Decoder
Somebody talked about
A little bit before
On default radio
Uh
It's really funny
It's called
The 9 trillion
The 9 trillion number
And the number is
248
771
0023
For anybody
That wants to call it
And let's go
Give it a call
You can hear it for yourself
Please deposit
9 trillion
9
100
90
9
Billion
9
100
90
9
Million
Dollars
And
7
Cent
Alright I got
The 7 cents
If you got
Can you cover
The rest for me
Can you spot
Me a little bit
What
I said I'll cover
The 7 cents
Can you spot
Me the rest
Um
I'll pay you
Next Tuesday
I only have
Like
Like 30
Like
Yeah
I'll have to
Write you a check
Is that okay
Yeah that's fine
That'll work
Alright
What else
You got something else
I don't know
Let's go to the next one
This is another weird one
That I found
On my own
I think
And this one
The number is
229
430
0002
And
Let's just give a call
Speaking here
Okay
And of course
The VoIP line
Is blocking out
Some of the numbers
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
What the hell
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
He's not done yet
1
2
3
4
5
6
Now that's a cool
That's enough of that
Yeah
That dude doesn't sound like
He's all there
Something
He sounds a little off
Sounds like he's
In a band
A crappy band
Apparently so
I don't know
It's kind of weird
I think that was my
Favorite number so far
That was pretty funny
I like that
I'm gonna
I'm gonna record that
And make that my
Answering machine message
Really
I tried to find
Some good
Answering machine messages
That I'd run into
But
People changed them already
I was kind of pissed
Yeah
I had like 2 or 3 good ones
But it didn't work out
Maybe we need to make a website
With funny
Answering machine messages
Like that
He hasn't been done
Alright
Let's see
How about
Something else funny
Let's stick with
Let's stick with this funny theme
Let's do a couple
Fun
Funny numbers
And see
And then we'll do
Some more
More interesting numbers
Later
Okay
This is another recording
I found
And
It's just really weird
I've never heard one
Like this before
So let's just give it a call
Oh the number is
563-427-9000
Okay
Let's call it
The number you have dialed
Is on your own line
Please hang up your receiver
And allow time
For your called party's
Telephone to ring
Then pick up your receiver
To converse
The number you have dialed
Is on your own line
What?
Yeah I'm not really too sure
About that one
It's kind of weird
Wait a minute
How does that work?
I have no idea
You'd have to be a pretty big noob
To get that recording
I think
Yeah
I think so
That recording's reserved for noobs
I guess so
That's just one of those
They stored it
And had this number
Pointing to it
For
Somebody probably pointed it
To that recording
And forgot about it
And it's been sitting there
For years
That one again
Was 563-427-9000
9-0-0-0
All right
What else we got?
Let's do another one
All right
Damn
There was this really cool
800 number
And I tried to call it
But it changed
To something that's
Kind of funny too
It's Prawn Line
But I don't know
It's a good little clip
Let's give it a call
Okay
Number 1-800-944-9992
The Prawn Line
Oh baby
You've got the right number
Oh yeah
Well thanks
Yo
Well I think I've got
The right number
Yeah I think you did
I think
I think I need
Some quiet time now
What'd you hang up
On her for man
I was gonna try to score
Oh hold on
Let me give her a call back
Does she keep talking
Is there more?
Yeah yeah
We'll hear the whole thing
I'll give it a call back
Okay
I don't know
We might
This might
This might make the show
NC-17 all of a sudden though
Like we don't already
What did it not go through?
There we go
You've got the right number
Hot
Wet
And
Penetrating action
24 hours a day
There's nothing like it
Real horny girls
Just waiting to tell you
How they like it
And where they want it
You'd better be ready
For this mind-blowing experience
So reach down
If you know what I mean
And get ready to
Stick it in
Honey
The service is so good
You'll be coming back
For more
I don't need the service
The service costs between
69 cents per minute
And a dollar 99 per minute
Oh shit
Depending on the method of payment
You choose
If you're under 18
You must hang up
Now
Oh better hang up
She did not say 69 cents either
No it did
How cliche
Yeah exactly
That's funny
I don't need to
I don't need to call
And get the rest of it
I think that was enough
To get the job done
Alright hey stank
I got some other numbers
That are cool recordings
Alright
Yeah let's check those out
Alright
Let's see
I found
Decoder gave me this one
I think a while back
He gave me most of these
I think he told me
It's a scan around the areas
And I just found them
On my own
So let's call this one
It's 765-384-9999
Okay
We're sorry
You are not a subscriber
To this service
If you wish to subscribe
Please call
The business office
We're sorry
You are not a subscriber
To this service
What service
If you wish to subscribe
Please call
The business office
What service
Yeah that's kind of weird
Yeah what service
And what business office
Is that like some kind of
Pre-recorded thing
You're supposed to fill in
The blanks I guess
Parameters
Yeah those are variables
Yeah
Speech variables
That's great
Alright
So let's see
Here's another weird one
Alright
Check out the numbers
313-849-9999
Alright
The number you have reached
8-4-9-9-9-9-9
Is not yet connected
8-4-9-9-9-9-9
Is not yet connected
Please try your call again later
Oh I guess that number
Is not connected
But it is connected
Something answered
I know
I don't know
I don't really get
What that's all about
Is that
Never heard that before
Yeah that sounds like
The same chick
From that 800 number earlier
That's pretty hot
No she doesn't
Yeah and also
Just as a general note
When you're scanning
Don't you find
I mean obviously
Both of those numbers
I can't help but notice
End in 9-9-9-9
I mean do you usually
Find interesting recordings
And stuff on those
Sequential numbers
Like that
Like 9-9-9-9
Or 1-1-1-1
That type of thing
Yeah well
It's generally
In the
Official block
Which is
Like 9-9-X-
So it would be
9-9-0-0
To 9-9-9-9-9
So pretty much
All of them
Are always in that
Interesting
And it just happens
At 9-9-9-9
They just
I don't know
They just pick it
Because it's random
I guess
Well it's not random
I guess
Yeah
It's just easy
To remember I guess
Alright you got
Another one
Yeah
This one's really weird
This was a different
Number also
And it was a
Different recording
And they changed
It recently
So let's check
This one out
Dakota gave me
This one too
He told me
To scan this area
So let's check
This one out
The number
570-387-0007
This number
Has been reserved
For intersections
It is not
Currently active
Please call back
At a later date
Thank you
Well it's obviously
Connected to something
Yeah
What is
What is intersections
Is that some
Is that the name
Of a company
Or is that a name
Of a technology
Or
No idea
Huh
Well I guess
That's what makes
Them error messages
So if you want
To find some
Interesting ones
Like Natus
Just suggested
Do a scan
Of a block
That's 99XX
Start with
9900
And whatever
Local area
You happen to be in
And Natus
What should they do
With that scan
If they actually
Put it together
In a text file
What would be
A good site
What would be
A good place
For them to mail
Scans like that
Let me think
Do you know
Any place
Good to put
Stuff like that
Oh there's
That one site
Google
No I don't
Think it was
Google
Stankdog.com
No no no
I think it's
That other one
I think it's
That one that
You work on
Oh what's it
Called
Old
School
Freak
Dot com
Old
School
Freak
Dot com
Of course
Would always
Love to have
Scans of
Interesting numbers
Like that
As well as
Other articles
But scans
Of course
Are always
Welcome as
Well
For sure
So
Always send
In your
Interesting recordings
Either as
Scans or as
MP3 files
Also you know
I don't want
To forget
BellsMine
BellsMine.net
Oh yeah
Of course
BellsMine
The number
Database
Always put
Them up
There as
Well
Alright
Here's a
Number
That'll take
You back
To the
90s
About
Atlantic
Air
Recording
Let's check
This one
This is in
The same
Exchange
As the
Intersection
Number
And the
Number is
570
387
0000
And let's
Call it
Thank you
For calling
Bell Atlantic
Due to an
Emergency condition
We are operating
With a reduced
Staff
And if you
Stay on the
Line
You may
Experience a
Delay
You may
Find it
More convenient
To call us
Back at
Another time
For assistance
Okay
Well
Now
Does that
Maybe we
Should
Maybe we
Should try
Calling
Bell Atlantic
Back
Now that
It's
2005
If
They're
Back yet
If they're
Not back
By now
And I
Was going
To say
That's the
Reason you
Said
Taking you
Back to
The 90s
Because
That is
Not
Only an
Old
Recording
I mean
Bell Atlantic
Is what
Now
Verizon
They
Became
Verizon
Right
Or
Verizon
Bought
Them
Or ate
Them
Or
However
You
Want to
Call it
Yeah
They
Merged
Or
They
Just
Botted
Out
I
Guess
I
Don't
Know
So
There
Is
No
More
Bell
Atlantic
Nope
And it
Hasn't
Been
For a
While
Yeah
Well
It's
Because of
All
These
Emergency
Situations
I
Remember
I
Think
I
Think
This
Might
Explain
Why
They
Disappeared
Good
Morning
You
Have
You
Have
Bell
And it
Is
11
And it
Is
Monday
May
25th
The
Bell
Atlantic
North
Help
Desk
Has
Been
Unable
To
Access
Games
This
Includes
Solitaire
And
Minesweeper
There is
An estimated
Time
They will
Never
Be
Back
If
You
Have
Further
Questions
Please
Hold
The
Bell
Atlantic
North
Help
Desk
Initial
Menu
Next
Up
In
Our
Line
Of
Super
Freaks
On
The
Show
Tonight
Is
Black
Ratchet
Representing
The
East
Side
East
Side
I
More
Of
A
North
Border
Person
Yeah
But
You're
Still
East
Side
Yeah
Anyway
And
Black
Ratchet
Has
Written
A
Really
Cool
Script
For
Asterisk
A
Really
Cool
Program
For
Asterisk
And
Why
Don't
You
Tell
People
A
Little
About
What
It
Is
And
Then
Maybe
We
Can
Demo
It
Well
This
Has Been
Floating
Around
In
My
Head
For
A
While
And
I
Want
To
Give
Proper
Shouts
Here
Actually
So
Let
Go
Pull
Up
The
Forms
This
Is
A
Script
It
Is
Called
An
AGI
Script
Runs
On
Asterisk
That
What
It
Does
Is
Interfaces
With
NMAP
So
You
Don't
Have
To
Have
A
Computer
To
Port
In
The
White
House
Or
Hack
The
Gibson
Or
Whatever
You
Can
Do
It
Directly
From
Any
Pay
Phone
Provided
You
Have
A
1
800
Number
And
You
Know
I
Always
Had
This
Rattling
Around
In
My
But
Anyway
This
Is
What
I
Wrote
It
Is
A
Short
And
Simple
Script
I
Think
It
Is
About
20
Lines
Of
Code
And
It
Is
A
Text
To
Speech
Engine
So
It
Can
Interface
With
You
Basically
What
Happens
Is
You
Give
It
An
It
Tells
You
Shall
We
Give
This
A
Try
No
I
Think
We
Should
Leave
With
That
OK
All
Right
Well
And
We
Move
On
The
Next
Section
No
Alright
Let's
Give
It
A
Shot
Of
Course
This
Is
Just
A
Test
Box
A
Temporary
Box
And
We
Can't
Give
Out
This
Number
But
I
Going
To
Call
This
And
You
Are
Going
To
Join
The
Call
In
Progress
In
Just
A
Second
So
Let
Me
Flash
Over
Here
And
We
Back
And
We
Going
To
Enter
An
IP
Address
Separated
By
The
Pound
Sign
Enter
The
IP
Address
You
Wish
To
Scan
No
Ratchet
You
Know
How
To
Push
My
Buttons
Please
Wait
Host
Found
With
Three
Ports
Open
MSRPC
On
Port
135
Net
BOS
SSN
On
Port
139
Microsoft
PS
On
Port
445
Scan
Complete
Thank
You
And
That's
It
Alright
So
Does
It
Automatically
Drop
Yes
It
Disconnects
You
After
It
Completes
The
Scan
Obviously
I
Posted
This
Code
On
The
Forums
And
I
Actually
Have
This
Version
Which
Uses
A
Text
To
Speech
Engine
Which
Is
The
Voice
Synthesizer
This
Actual
One
Is
Made
By
A
Company
Called
Step
Scroll
And
It's
A
Very
Relatively
Cheap
Very
Good
Text
To
Speech
Engine
As
Compared
With
Festival
And
What
Festival
Is
A
Free
Text
To
Speech
Engine
But
In
My
Opinion
It
Sounds
Like
A
Guy
Who's
80
Years
Old
Who
Smoked
20
Packs
A
Day
For
About
50
Years
I
Prefer
Substrol
Plus
It's
A
Nice
Chatty
Female
Voice
And
I
Can
Make
It
Say
Sexy
Things
To
Me
Yeah
Like
Black
Ratchet
You
Really
Push
My
Buttons
Come
On
What
All
Right
Well
Previously
I
Had
A
Guy
Saying
Thank
You
Black
Ratchet
Thank
You
Smithers
You
Know
How
To
Turn
Me
On
Yeah
Little
Reference
For
Those
Simpsons
Viewers
Out
There
Well
Let's
Do
That
Again
The
Last
One
Just
To
Let
People
Know
All
We
Did
Was
Do
A
Scan
Of
192
168
0
1
Which
Is
Just
The
Post
There
So
Let's
Do
You
Have
A
Test
Box
Set
Up
That's
A
Little
Bit
More
Thorough
So
Should
We
Call
It
Back
And
Scan
This
Different
IP
Test
Box
To
Show
That
It's
Not
Pre-recorded
That
It's
Dynamic
Enough
To
Scan
All
Of
The
Ports
And
Report
On
It
That's
What
I
Set
It
Up
For
This
Actually
Is
Reading
What
Nmap
Is
Putting
Out
This
Is
Nmap
For
TCP
Stack
Programming
Download
Nmap
And
Read
The
Source
It's
A
Completely
Amazing
Piece
Of
Work
Yeah
Very
Good
Stuff
Alright
I'm
Going
To
Flash
Over
And
We're
Going
To
Give
This
A
Shot
So
Hang
On
Enter
The
IP
Address
You
Wish
To
Scan
No
Ratchet
You
Know
How
To
Push
My
Button
Please
Wait
Host
Found
With
Ten
Ports
Open
SSH
On
Port
22
SMTP
On
Port
25
Domain
On
Port
53
HTTP
On
Port
80
RPC
B
ING
On
Port
11
NOT
On
Port
113
NETBOS
SSN
On
Port
139
Submission
On
Port
587
NN
On
Port
719
NETV
IEWDM3
On
Port
731
Scan
Complete
Thank
You
You're
Welcome
And
Now
Also
You
Get
To
Understand
Why
You
Know
Text
To
Speech
Kind
Of
Sucks
Because
We're
Feeding
It
Text
That
If
We
Read
It
We
Would
Completely
Understand
But
It
Really
Has
No
Clue
How
To
Pronounce
It
Actually
One
Of
The
Things
That
I've
Been
Thinking
About
Is
Providing
A
Database
Of
The
Various
Port
Services
Not
Like
A
Database
But
A
Translation
Table
For
Having
You
Know
It
Says
Net
By
OS
Or
Something
Like
That
For
Net
Bios
And
Just
Have
A
Way
Of
Having
It
You
Know
If
You
See
This
Translate
To
That
And
We'll
Have
It
Spelled
Out
So
We
Can
Actually
Understand
It
Better
Yeah
You
Can
Make
A
Translation
Database
Of
Phonetic
Sound
Pronunciations
Of
All
Of
Them
But
I
Don't
Know
For
The
Most
Part
I
Think
It's
Pretty
Good
As
Is
Yes
Actually
For
All
You
People
Coming
To
DEF CON
Strom
And
I
Will
Be
Doing
A
Presentation
And
This
Will
Be
Featured
On
It
And
We
Will
Be
Showing
It
Off
Very
Good
Stuff
I
Was
Actually
Working
On
The
Slide
Last
Night
So
Reach
Out
And
Touch
Somebody
And
Excuse
Me
And
I
Presume
That
You're
Running
It
In
Draft
I
Don't
Know
What
The
Term
Is
The
Not
Verbose
Mode
In
Map
You're
Running
In
Map
And
If
You
Were
To
Run
In
Map
In
Verbose
Mode
It
Would
Read
A
Whole
Lot
More
Information
Or
Do
You
Have
Something
How
Are
You
Controlling
That
This
AGI
Script
Is
Actually
A
Perl
Script
That
Interfaces
With
Asterisk
Via
A
Module
Called
Asterisk
AGI
And
Because
The
Perl
Script
Perl
Can
Interface
With
Anything
Essentially
And
There
Is
Another
Module
Called
Port
Scan
And
Hang on
For
One
Second
I
Will
Pull
Up
The
Code
Immediately
I
Was
Actually
Just
Working
On
Getting
This
Ready
For
The
Show
Yeah
And
We
Plan
Not
Exactly
I
I'm
Sorry
It's
Nmap
Parser
It's
Available
On
CPAN
And
If
You
Don't
Know
What
CPAN
Is
You
Haven't
Used
Perl
Yet
CPAN.org
C-P-A-N
Alright
And
Also
You
All
The
Same
Flags
And
Controls
That
You
Would
Use
With
Nmap
Are
Available
So
You
Can
Only
Scan
Like
Maybe
The
Lower
10
24
Ports
And
That
Type
Of
Flags
All
That
Yes
This
Is
The
Nmap
Parser
Is
Extremely
Configurable
And
It's
Just
A
Matter
Of
Working
It
In
With
The
Script
I
Just
Did
This
You
Know
I
Think
I
Did
This
In
About
An
Hour
One
Night
And
Picked
It
All
Up
And
Wrote
It
All
Out
It
Was
It
Was
Quite
Simple
So
I
Keep
It
Simple
Stupid
Right
Very
Simple
But
Very
Cool
And
Very
Useful
So
Anybody
Having
An
Asterisk
Box
Of
Their
Own
Who
Wants
That
Code
They
Can
Get
It
Of
Course
Where
What
Is
That
Site
Again
I
Always
Forget
What
Is
That
Really
Cool
Leet
Site
That
Would
Have
This
Black
Ratchet
Dot
Orge
I
Guess
That's
All
There
Really
Is
To
Say
About
That
Actually
There
One
More
Thing
It's
Also
On
Forums
Dot
Bin
Rev
dot
Com
And
I
Found
The
It's
Not
On
The
Main
Page
Of
The
Old
School
Freaking
Forums
It's
One
Page
In
You
Can
Look
At
It
At
This
Time
It's
One
Page
In
Of
Course
It'll
Keep
At
Time
Of
Course
You
Know
Obviously
When
We're
Watching
This
When
You
Guys
Are
Listening
To
This
On
The
Interactive
Hyperweb
Of
30
50
It's
Going
To
Be
Probably
A
Couple
Of
Thousand
Pages
And
I
Yeah
Like
Anybody
Is
Going
To
Be
Yeah
Anyway
I
Listen
To
Phone
Trips
Dot
Com
That's
Like
You
Know
Stuff
At
30
Years
Old
Yeah
Maybe
But
This
Isn't
Exactly
We're
Not
Phone
Trips
We're
Close
It's
Telephonic
Craptacular
Well
That
Is
True
It
Is
Craptaculicious
I
Just
Made
That
Up
That
Was
Horrible
Alright
I
Think
We're
Done
With
This
Radio
It's
Crapped
It'll
Be
Delicious
Now
We're
Really
Done
With
This
Segment
Alright
Now
I'm
Going
To
Take
A
Pause
From
The
Phone
Calls
And
Some
Of
The
Freaking
We've
Been
Doing
On
The
Show
So
Far
To
Get
Our
Good
Friend
Not
Theory
On
The
Phone
With
Us
And
I
Think
We're
Going
To
Talk
About
A
Little
Bit
More
About
Freak
Factor
Like
Everybody
Hasn't
Heard
Enough
About
It
But
This
Is
Of
Course
Binary
Revolution
Radio
And
A
Lot
Of
People
May
Be
Listening
To
This
Show
Are
Not
Aware
Of
Freak
Factor
So
Freak
Factor
Is
Our
Reality
Radio
Show
And
We
Have
Mentioned
It
On
Been
Read
Before
So
People
If
They're
Not
Downloading
It
Because
They're
Just
Not
Interested
I
Would
Think
But
If
You
Do
Like
The
Telephonic
Craptaculars
And
Who
Doesn't
You
Might
Find
Freak
Factor
Interesting
I
Know
I
Love
The
Telephonic
Craptacular
Yeah
Sure
You
Do
No
Actually
I
Really
Do
I
Get
A
Kick
Out
Of
It
But
I
Think
It's
Reached
The
End
Of
It's
Life
Well
And
We
Opened
Up
The
Show
Talking
About
That
Very
Topic
How
All
The
Phone
Calls
That
I
Want
To
Make
Any
More
I
Do
Them
Live
On
Freak
Factor
To
Me
It's
More
Fun
And
It's
Cooler
To
Do
It
Live
Because
I
Like
Sometimes
The
Screw
Ups
Are
Funnier
Than
The
Actual
Call
Ends
Up
Being
You
Know
Yeah
Going
Through
Content
And
Just
Finding
Like
You
Know
The
Best
Of
The
Best
Is
Fun
Sometimes
But
I
Think
I
Don't
Know
I
Think
Freak
Fact
Is
A
Lot
More
Interesting
Yeah
And
Going
Through
Pre-recorded
Bits
Like
This
Are
Very
Time
Consuming
Actually
It
Actually
Takes
Longer
To
Make
These
Clip
Shows
Than
It
Does
To
Just
Sit
Down
And
Do
A
Regular
Show
Because
We
Do
The
Regular
Shows
Now
In
One
Take
For
The
Most
Part
So
We
Can
Sit
Down
In
An
Hour
And
A
Half
And
Have
A
Show
Done
And
Recorded
And
Takes
Me
Another
Half
Hour
To
Mix
It
And
Encode
It
And
All
That
Kind
Of
Goodness
And
Then
Upload
It
So
You're
Talking
About
A
Total
Of
Two
To
Two
And
Half
Hour
Process
Of
Just
The
Show
Part
Of
Time
Intensive
But
To
Sit
Down
And
Do
These
Clip
Shows
Like
This
It
Literally
Takes
Hours
And
Hours
And
Hours
Of
Well
You
Still
Have
To
Record
The
Calls
And
Find
Out
Some
Cool
Numbers
To
Call
And
Make
Them
Work
And
Sometimes
It
Takes
Two
Or
Three
Tries
To
Get
It
Down
Successfully
If
You
Will
So
Then
You
Got
To
Save
That
And
Then
You
Have
To
Go
In
And
Edit
Out
Real
Phone
Numbers
And
Real
Names
To
Protect
People
And
Not
Get
Sued
And
All
That
Kind
Of
Goodness
So
Yes
These
Are
Your
Edits
Are
Pretty
Good
Though
I
Gotta
Admit
A
Couple
Of
Those
Phone
Calls
Where
They
Like
Hello
Mr.
Stank
Dog
Well
See
I
Purposely
Make
Them
Funny
And
You'll
Find
Some
Good
Stuff
In
This
One
As
Well
I
Edited
Some
There's
Been
A
Couple
Where
I
Leave
In
The
DTMF
Tones
To
See
If
Anybody
Will
Try
To
Decode
Them
I
Purposely
Leave
Them
In
But
They're
Wrong
I'll
Mix
Them
Up
Or
Make
Them
Fake
And
Sometimes
They'll
Spell
Out
Funny
Things
Sometimes
It'll
Be
Like
A
Number
For
Them
If
They
Actually
Call
It
It's
Kind
Of
One
Of
Funny
Numbers
That
We've
Had
So
There's
Some
Little
Hidden
Things
Throughout
The
Throughout
The
Years
I
Guess
We
Can
Say
That
It
Has
Been
Years
That's
For
Sure
But
Freak
Factor
Freak
Factor
Is
A
Lot
More
Dialing
Out
What
I
Started
To
Do
With
Telephonic
Craftaculars
The
Whole
Motivation
Behind
It
Was
All
The
Spam
All
The
Telemarketing
Calls
I
Was
Getting
And
I
Started
Recording
The
Incoming
Calls
That
People
Made
To
Me
And
I
Would
Just
Mess
With
Them
And
That
Was
The
Fun
Part
To
Me
Well
I
Don't
Get
So
Many
Of
Those
Anymore
How
Do
You
Get
Much
Do
You
Get
Many
Telemarketers
Calling
You
Anymore
These
Days
None
Actually
For
Multiple
Reasons
First
Of
All
I
Only
Have
A
Cell
Phone
And
Second
Of
All
I
Never
Answer
My
Phone
Yeah
I
Can
I
Don't
Know
They
Never
Leave
Voicemail
At
Least
That
Much
I
Know
But
Yeah
I
Don't
Get
Any
Telemarketing
Calls
What
So
Ever
Since
I
Switched
To
VoIP
I
Don't
Think
I
May
Have
Gotten
One
I
May
Have
Gotten
One
Maybe
Two
But
And
That's
Ever
Since
I
Switched
To
VoIP
So
You
Know
That
Could
Have
Just
Been
War
Dialing
They
Could
Have
Just
Been
Going
Down
A
Number
List
I
Don't
Now
Is
It
Do
You
Think
It's
Because
Is
It
Because
The
VoIP
Companies
Don't
Sell
Our
Information
As
Much
As
The
Real
Phone
Companies
Or
Do
You
Think
The
VoIP
Companies
Actually
Is
There
Some
Legal
Reason
Or
Technical
Reason
Why
It
Would
Not
Be
Available
Or
Out
There
For
Them
To
Find
Well
You
Didn't
Point
Your
Number
Right
You
Got
A
New
Number
I
Got
A
Completely
New
Number
For
The
Reason
Of
Avoid
You
Know
That
Was
One
Of
The
Reasons
Right
So
A
Lot
These
VoIP
Companies
When
They
Are
Opening
Up
Shop
They
May
Get
A
Sign
Like
A
New
Block
Of
Numbers
That
Nobody
Has
Had
Before
So
Telemarketers
Aren't
Like
Aren't
Up
On
That
Yet
You
Know
Checking
Out
Which
Blocks
Are
New
And
Then
Just
Starting
To
War
Dial
Through
Those
And
Also
It
Is
Probably
A
Lot
Easier
To
Approach
A
Company
Like
Verizon
And
Say
Hey
Sell
Your
They
Rather
Get
The
Larger
Guys
So
I
Think
VoIP
Services
Are
A
Little
Safer
Not
Safe
But
Safer
From
Phone
Spam
For
At
Least
A
While
Yeah
I
Was
Going
To
Say
For
Right
Now
But
I
Mean
With
Vonage
With
The
Growth
Of
Vonage
Right
Now
It's
Only
A
Matter
Of
Time
I
Guess
Before
They
Start
Selling
It
Out
Also
Yeah
But
Again
They're
A
Drop
In
The
Bucket
Yeah
And
Luckily
Though
Again
That's
When
You
Can
Easily
Change
Your
Number
Again
It's
Very
Easy
To
Get
Another
VoIP
Number
You
Know
And
You
Know
We
All
Know
The
Freedom
Of
VoIP
You
Can
Get
It
Into
Any
Area
Code
Any
NPA
You
Want
Well
Not
Any
But
You
Know
Several
NPAs
To
Choose
From
They're
Much
More
Flexible
With
Assigning
Your
Numbers
And
Changing
Your
Numbers
More
Often
Than
The
Real
Phone
Company
Would
Do
If
You
Wanted
To
Change
Your
Number
With
The
Real
Phone
Company
You'll
Be
On
Hold
And
Bounced
Around
From
Operator
To
Department
To
Department
To
Operator
So
Many
Times
That
You'll
Finally
Give
Up
And
Say
Screw
It
I
Don't
Want
Another
Number
That
Bad
I'll
Deal
With
The
Telemarketers
And
Even
If
You
Get
A
Chance
To
Change
Your
Number
I'm
Sure
They'll
Ask
You
To
Pay
Some
Fee
You
Know
The
Telephone
Number
Changing
Fee
Which
Will
Be
Like
$25
Well
Because
Somebody
Has
To
Type
In
Nine
New
Numbers
Ten
New
Numbers
No
I'll
Bet
You
At
This
Point
All
They
Have
To
Do
Is
Hit
Enter
On
Somebody's
Terminal
And
It
Just
Generates
A
Random
Number
It's
Not
In
Use
Well
Yeah
Probably
Grabs
The
Next
Available
Number
Sure
You're
Probably
Right
Absolutely
No
Justification
For
Any
Of
The
Fees
And
It's
Great
Though
That
VoIP
Came
Out
And
Is
Able
To
Compete
I
Mean
It's
Not
Competing
On
A
Large
Scale
Yet
But
It's
Only
A
Matter
Of
Time
It's
Got
Nowhere
To
Go
But
Up
It's
Going
To
Grow
No
Matter
What
So
It's
Fantastic
That
We've
Been
Bitching
About
The
Phone
Companies
We
As
Hackers
For
Years
About
How
The
Rates
Are
Outrage
And
How
They're
Raping
Us
As
Consumers
And
How
They're
Just
Taking
Advantage
Of
Us
And
What
A
Monopoly
They
Are
And
It's
Just
Fantastic
Now
That
We
Finally
Have
An
Option
We've
Made
An
Option
That's
Really
Revolutionary
It
Really
Is
The
VoIP
Companies
Have
So
Much
Freedom
To
Do
All
This
Cool
Stuff
Now
Like
If
I
Want
A
New
Phone
Toll
Free
Number
I
Go
On
Their
Website
Click
A
Button
In
Two
Seconds
I
Have
A
Brand
New
Toll
Free
Number
If
I
It's
Already
Ending
Actually
The
SEC
Has
Passed
A
Couple
Of
Rules
I
Don't
Know
The
Exact
Wording
Of
The
Rules
I
Only
Like
Heard
Things
Secondhand
But
Things
Saying
That
All
VoIP
Providers
Are
Going
To
Provide
911
Service
And
I
Think
That
That's
The
Start
Of
Them
Saying
Well
You
Need
To
Also
Provide
This
And
Also
Provide
This
And
It's
Just
Going
To
Telephone
Companies
In
Order
To
Go
Into
Business
In
The
First
Place
Already
Have
So
Much
Legal
Red
Tape
To
Go
Through
Even
VoIP
Companies
But
Now
It's
Just
Going
To
Get
Worse
They're
Going
To
Become
Like
Regular
Phone
Companies
They're
Going
To
Have
To
Start
Charging
These
Crazy
Fees
Just
To
Cover
Their
Legal
Fees
And
Stuff
Like
That
And
They're
Going
To
Slow
Down
They're
Not
To
Be As
Efficient
As
They
Were
Unless
They're
Just
Not
Playing
By
The
Rules
Which
Actually
A lot
Of
VoIP
Companies
Right
Now
Are
Doing
They're
Just
Kind
Of
Ignoring
The
Rules
And
Hoping
That
Nobody
Catches
Them
On
It
Well
Also
One
Of
The
Things
About
The
Global
Interweb
As
It
Is
Fine
The
U.S.
Can
Make
All
These
Laws
And
All
These
Rules
And
Restrictions
But
What's
To
How
Much
Of
A
Logistical
Problem
Would
It
Be
Or
How
Easy
Would
It
Be
To
Set
Off
Set
Up
A
Server
Offshore
And
Offer
VoIP
Provide
VoIP
From
Just
Outside
Of
The
United
States
Well
You
Still
Run
Into
The
Problem
Of
You
Have
To
Interconnect
With
The
United
States
Somehow
You
Have
To
Connect
To
The
Real
Public
Switch
Telephone
Network
And
There
Are
Some
Guys
Actually
I
Don't
Really
Super
Cheap
Rates
And
They
Are
Doing
Exactly
What
You
Saying
They
Are
Working
In
Canada
Avoiding
US
Fees
But
Kind
Of
Like
Doing
It
In
A
Shady
Way
And
Eventually
When
They
Get
Caught
They
Are
Going
To
Get
Put
Out
Of
Business
Because
The
U.S.
Is
Just
Going
To
Say
Well
We're
Not
Going
To
Let
Any
Phone
Company
Terminate
Your
So
It's
Just
Basically
A
Hassle
I
Guess
Is
What
I'm
Getting
At
But
People
Will
Do
It
Definitely
Yeah
It's
A
Shame
That
Something
Good
Is
Happening
And
Their
Revolution
Is
Coming
And
What
Happens
The
Government
Has
Got
To
Stick
Their
Hands
In
It
Again
Well
I'm
Not
Going
To
Go
Into
Another
Anti
Government
Leave
Me
Alone
Bit
But
I
Think
My
Opinion
Goes
Pretty
Clear
On
That
They
Just
Destroy
Everything
With
Over
Regulation
I
Hate
It
Yeah
You
Know
And
I
Love
To
Throw
This
Out
To
People
Just
Really
Quickly
Think
About
Why
The
Telephone
Companies
Are
Regulated
Think
About
Why
The
Cable
Companies
Are
Regulated
Think
About
Why
The
Cell
Phone
Companies
Are
Regulated
Because
They
Own
The
Infrastructure
You
Have
No
Choice
With
A
VoIP
Company
They
Should
Not
Be
Regulated
Because
You
So
There's
No
Reason
They
Should
Be
Regulated
You're
Still
Going
To
Have
To
Pay
The
Cable
Company
To
Get
Your
VoIP
Company
So
If
You
Want
To
Regulate
Anybody
You
Regulate
The
Big
Guys
That
Own
The
Infrastructure
And
Leave
The
Little
Guys
Alone
Because
They're
Not
The
Ones
Who
Are
Monopolistic
And
Need
To
Be
Regulated
So
That's
My
Whole
My
Rant
Right
There
Well
And
I
Think
It's
A
Very
Good
One
Very
Valid
And
I
Don't
Know
This
Is
One
Of
Those
Rants
This
Is
One
Of
Those
Topics
That
I
Don't
Get
Angry
About
I
Get
Sad
It
Makes
Me
Sad
That
This
Is
The
Reality
But
Hey
I
Guess
That's
The
Way
It
Is
Anyway
I
Guess
We
Don't
Really
Have
Too
Much
Time
Left
For
Any
Kind
Of
Call
But
I
Think
We
Got
Plenty
Of
Calls
On
This
Episode
So
I
Got
One
More
Call
I
Think
That
I'll
Close
Out
With
And
I
Guess
It's
Time
To
Move
On
To
That
Now
So
Not
Theory
Thank
You
For
Being
On
The
Show
Thank
You
Alright
This
Next
Little
Section
Is
A
Snippet
Of
A
Phone
Call
To
Go
Daddy
Once
Again
With
Permission
I
Called
And
Registered
One
Of
Our
Sites
And
Once
I
Got
That
Taken
Care
Of
I
Took
That
Opportunity
Now
That
I
Had
Opened
Up
A
Parlay
With
This
Gentleman
To
Get
A
Little
Information
And
Ask
Him
About
Some
Of
The
Legalities
Of
Valid
Or
Invalid
Information
In
The
Who
Is
Records
Or
In
The
Registration
Database
And
This
Is
What
He
Had
To
Say
Also
While
We're
On
The
Subject
That's
My
Real
Information
And
Everything
But
Is
There
What
Is
The
Legalities
Of
Putting
In
Like
A
Different
Incorrect
Address
Or
Phone
Number
That's
A
Very
Good
Question
Let's
Say
Someone
Like
It
Would
Only
Be
An
Issue
If
You
Put
This
In
The
Who
Is
Database
If
Someone
Finds
A
Loophole
And
Finds
Out
That
It's
The
Incorrect
Information
They
Can
Take
It
Up
With
I
Can
Corporation
And
Actually
They
Would
Have
To
I
Can
Of
Course
Has
To
Do
It
Automatically
They
Have
To
Notify
You
That
You
Have
To
Put
The
Right
Information
In
And
What
Information
Is
Incorrect
And
Because
Some
People
Put
In
Like
A
Fake
Name
Right
Well
What
I
The
Actual
Registration
Itself
For
That
Domain
So
This
Is
Going
To
Be
The
Actual
Information
That
Is
On
This
Domain
You
Want
Me
To
Just
Go
And
Change
The
Number
No
That's
Alright
Leave
It
Personal
Thing
Yeah
I
Mean
I
Agree
So
There
You
Have
It
Even
Go
Daddy's
Own
Employees
Don't
Agree
With
Their
Policies
They
Believe
In
Privacy
As
Well
So
It's
The
People
Running
Go
Daddy
Making
The
Decisions
I
Guess
Or
Truthfully
If
We
Want
To
Place
The
Blame
It
Would
Be
On
The
I
Can
Regulations
Once
Again
Over
Regulation
Of
Any
Industry
Causes
Go
Daddy
Is
Also
At
Fault
For
Trying
To
Charge
Fees
And
Implement
And
Force
These
Things
On
You
With
No
Say
So
In
The
Matter
So
There
You
Go
Manamana
You have
Problems
Think
Dog
Can
You
Hear
Does
She
Know
Manamana
Do
You
Know
Manamana
You
Don't
Remember
Manamana
What
Is
Wrong
With
You
There
Jesus
Jesus Christ.
Hey, maybe we might have to play with that one later also.
Manah, manah.
We've got a lot of places with a lot of information, man.
There's really a lot of stuff going on that people really can find interesting and blah, blah, fuckity suck balls.
Oh, that's going in the take-out episode.
Oh, I was done.
I was getting ready to finish, and then you said something and it just fucked me all up.
I didn't know where to go with it.
All right, fuck.
Yeah, I guess that will go into the outtakes.
God damn you, Nannis.
Oh, no.
All right, now, moving on with our next victim, I mean, our next freak on the show tonight, and of course I mean freak as in PH the good way, the good freaks, the good wicked freak of the East.
I don't know what the fuck am I saying tonight.
Fuck!
All right, now, let's go.