This is dedicated to all the hackers and the crackers
I see in binary, I speak source code
Step on my toes, I'll post a million jpegs of you in a fag pose
In your digital stance, getting firewalls ho
Cause I'm riding the net in my six-fold
I was a dick with my 56
Now with my cable, I'm able to get that stable
On the out, my name is Ace and I'm a Leo
On the digital highway, my name is Neo and I'm a hero
In a flash, I'll screw you on burning Dreamcast
You need some ISO? Let me through my hard drive rifle
Our exchange you could never stifle
In a digital hood, you just caught the love bug
I bootlegged your CD, I carved the fight between Un and Jay-Z
Cause CG, it's all gonna be free
Whether we take it by force or we take it nicely
You feel that rattle in your bones?
When I tell you we just packed out Jones
And NASDAQ leaves you flat on your back
Cause I am he who loves to hack and crack
This is dedicated to the hackers and the creeps
They're real code, source code, ISO, RAM, SIF, SIF
Dedicated to the hackers and the crack
Hello and welcome to Binary Revolution Radio episode 106 for July 26, 2005
I'm Strom Carlson
And I'm Black Ratchet
And we welcome you to another hour and a half
Or so
Or so, I don't know
Yeah
I think we were planning an hour and a half last week too
But that sort of failed miserably
Another hopeful hour and a half of binary madness
Binary madness, I like binary madness
Yeah
Binary madness
Or perhaps digital madness sounds better
Ooh, ooh
There we go
We have a new catchphrase
How about that?
Yes
Binary Revolution Radio
It's digital madness
Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
And, hmm
Alright
Well we actually have some housekeeping this week
As opposed to last week
So I think we just went straight
Did we go straight into email last week?
I completely forgot
I think we did a bit of an introduction first
And then we went straight into email
Oh yeah
Yeah, so just to really, you know
Not confuse people when we showed up and not StankDod did it
Yeah
And I was
Just speaking of that, you know
Sorry, we are back
This really isn't a joke
We are taking over the show
Yeah
I know, like, probably there's more than a handful of people out there going
Oh, I know StankDod's coming back in 106, you know
He wouldn't let Binary Revolution go off to somebody else
Sorry, nope, it's us
I really need a soundboard so that I can just pull up a telephone company
We're sorry
Next time
No, I think
We should make a StankDod soundboard
A StankDod soundboard, yeah
Or we just sort of patch him into the bridge
And we can, like, have him make random comments
You can have him, like, you know, random swears
When he's, like, you know
That could work
There's everyone's assignment for the week
We're assigning homework now
Someone needs to make a StankDod soundboard
Like, you know, some type of
Flash goodness that you always see on
All these little joke sites out there
Yeah
The benefit of you doing it
Is that you, the listener
Get to decide what we play on the air
Exactly, there you go
Just edit up some sound scripts
You know, something fun
And we'll try to work it into a show one time
Of course, we could always fall back
On the Napoleon Dynamite soundboard
Dang! Dang! Dang! Dang!
I can't, I must say
I've never seen that movie
And I'm not sure if I really want to
It's a great film
It really is?
Yes
I was just, I see the
I see the, like, you know
Trailers for it
And it was just
Really freaked me out
I was like
What is this movie about?
It's about nothing and everything
All at the same time
Oh, yeah
That really narrows it down
Anyway, on to housekeeping
Yeah, so
It was already in housekeeping
Because we just sort of went, you know
Sorry we are back
But, yeah
Another thing we want to get out there
Is, you know
We screwed up the emails last week
Yeah, it was brought to our attention
Sometime, I think it was
In the last couple days
That we repeated emails
That had already been broadcast
So, to you, the listener
Who listened and said
Wait a second
I think I've heard this before
We apologize wholeheartedly
And whoever wants to make a strum soundboard
We can just get that
Going on there
I think we only actually repeated one email
So we did relatively good
I could be wrong
But I believe it was the
The Tor email from last week
Was the repeat
But, heck, you know
We have another Tor email this week
So, you know
Sit down and get used to it
But this actual email
All of these emails this week
Are new
We know which ones we've read before
All of these emails came in
After the previous show
So, we know what we've read
And hopefully there's going to be no repeats
Because Dank Dog can't go into the future
And read a future email
On a past Brian Air Revolution radio
Unless, of course
He has invented a time issue
And didn't tell us about it
So
Oh, he did unplug
Maybe he's like, you know
Back in like the 1950s or something
Working on ENIAC
Perhaps
He's trying to be the first hacksaw
The first hacksaw
Yes
And since we're on the subject
To the apologies
We sort of mentioned this already
Apologies for the short episode
You know
Stank does try to keep it very well
For, you know
About an hour and a half or so
Give or take five
Five, ten minutes
But
I think we came in too well
An hour six
Last week
And
I was really shooting
To at least get it over
An hour fifteen
And my time management skills
Aren't as well
Aren't trained as us
Stank's
I guess you could say
Well
On the other hand though
Considering that it was
Our very first episode ever
And we hadn't rehearsed at all
It's pretty amazing
That we didn't just get
Thirty minutes into it
And go
Well, that's it
Thanks for listening, friends
Bye
Well, actually
Technically what people
Didn't hear is
That that did happen
I think we actually
Originally had only
Forty-five minutes
Of a
Foot
Of like actual show
And then we like
Just sort of stopped
And said
You know
We really need to make this
At least an hour
Because I really
Don't want to have
This shorter than an hour
So we actually
The last two emails
From last week
I believe we
I think it was
The last two emails
Maybe the first two
Anyway
And two emails
From last week
Those were recorded
After we actually
Finished the show
And we spliced them
Into the middle
So
Yeah
But anyway
We're going to try
To push
You know
Closer to 90 minutes
This week
I'm probably still
Going to
Fail miserably
Because I have
An uncanny habit
Of talking really
Really fast
And getting through
All this material
That looks great
On paper
But only like
Takes 20 minutes
To read
Well I can
Tell tons of stories
Of setting up
DEF CON by phone
And recording all
The prompts for that
So
Yes
Oh god
Yes
Our topic for this week
Is we're going to have
A con survival tips
And or amusing stories
So
And because you know
Next week
For those
Well technically
It's this week
I guess
It's this weekend
Yeah this weekend
There we go
That works
This weekend
Is DEF CON
In Las Vegas, Nevada
The Alexis Park
Of which you know
Myself and Strom
We will be there
Not only just attending
Not only just walking around
Signing autographs
Pandering to our
Millions of fans
But
But also
Giving a talk
On Asterisk
The open source
PBX
Yes
The two phone freaks
Will be talking about
Phones of course
That's
Saturday night
7 to 9
Yeah
Saturday night
From 7pm
To 9pm
And we're also doing
A call in
Q&A segment
So I'm not sure
Whether or not
We're going to be able
To have
Whether we're going
To be able to have
Someone
Have the talk
On one of the
Conference bridges
Or streaming on the
Internet or something
But if we do
If you're able
To hear it
And you're not
At DEF CON
We're going to
Have a call in number
So we invite you
To call and ask
Your questions
If you've listened
To the whole thing
Do we want to drop
The call in number
Or do we want to
Just make a forum
Post and make
More people go
To the forums
Well I think
What will happen
Is I'll announce
The number
During the talk
Well how are
These people
That are not
Going to be
At the talk
No
Well see
They would have
To listen
To the talk
Either on
The phone
Or however
Streaming audio
We get the talk
Out there live
Oh yeah
Never mind that
I didn't ask
That question
That sounded
Completely stupid
So
We'll just have
To edit that out
Or something
Yeah
That's right
And so
Yeah
That's what we're
Doing
You know
Be there
Be square
Or be rotary
As it would be
I'm not
Saying anything
Right there
We'll have a couple
Western Electric 500
Sets out there
We'll just do some
Rotary sound effects
In the background
Of that one
Yeah well
You know something like
Are you beating
Up your phone
Yes I am
Beating up my phone
Well they're
Western Electrics
They can take it
Yes
Built to take it
So anyway
Moving right along
You know
Yeah speaking of
Last week's episode
Anyway
You know
We thought
This totally sucked
And it was
Possibly the worst
Radio show ever recorded
But people actually
Seemed to like it
We got an overwhelmingly
Positive response
Yes all of you people
Are idiots
But no we got
An overwhelmingly
Positive response
So that's encouraging
Yeah thank you
We were shocked
And dismayed
Well I wouldn't say
Dismayed
But we were shocked
We were pleasantly
Surprised when
I logged in the next
Morning and the email
Was overwhelmingly positive
And I also scrolled up
Through the chat room
And saw that we
Repeated an email
But everything
Seemed to be going
Okay and I
After you know
Butchering the
You know
Getting up to that
45 minutes
I was rather
Dismayed about
Like you know
Oh my god
We're going to
Really stink
But after I
Edited it up
I was cautiously
Optimistic
And everything
Seemed to have
Been well received
And we were
Very happy about that
I mean I made
Some first time
Mistakes that
Stankdog caught
Thankfully
When I've
You know posting
The mp3
And everything
All that other stuff
But hey
Since we've never
Done this before
It's acceptable
That we're making
Mistakes
Yeah yeah
It says you know
We make mistakes
And hopefully
This week
Actually no
I'm not going to
Say it out loud
Hopefully I will
Catch the mistakes
That I made
Last week
And I will
Fix them this week
So moving
You know
That's what
I hope
Everything's going
To go on
I also think
That I also
Found out
When I was
Listening to the
Episode
I say you know
Really
Just far too much
And I probably
Said it about
20 times so far
Also
Just something
I forgot to
Mention
For those of you
Who are listening
On the Rant
Radio stream
We're trying
Something different
With the audio
Styling
Where
Strauman is
Adobe Audition
Magic
He's taking
The
What exactly
Are you doing
Just go ahead
And explain
I don't know
What you're doing
You're doing
Something magical
Yeah what I'm
Doing basically
Is when we
Record this
Together
Instead of
Recording it
As the single
Monoral audio
Channel
I'm recording
Each of us
On a separate
Audio channel
And then
Putting them
In stereo
So if you
Listen on a
Stereo recording
You'll hear
That I'm off
To the left
And Black
Rattles is off
To the right
Of it
So we actually
Have more
Three dimensional
Sounding recording
And it should be
More interesting
To listen to
And actually
The only place
You can get
This right now
Is when you're
Listening live
On Rant Radio
Because they're
The only people
Who right now
Who support a
Stereo stream
I want to
Try to start
Working this
Into the
Archives
But if you
Download last
Week's episode
You'll get
Only the
Monorecording
As the way
The system
Is set up
Which is
Like I said
Hopefully something
Is going to
Change
And since
We're also
Talking about
Stuff that's
Going to
Change
New thing
With the
Email
I mentioned
This last
Week
And I
Thought about
It
And I
Think I'm
Going to
Start dropping
People's
First names
If they
Have some
Type of
Quote unquote
Real name
So basically
What it is
Is I'm going
To go for
An opt out
System
Which technically
I really hate
For spam
But hey
It's my
Radio show
And you know
Sorry
Our radio show
And this is
What I'm
Going to
Do
But you know
I'm going to
Use judgment
And you know
Something
Something seems
Very weird
Or
Kind of
Untrue
Or something
I'm
Not going to
Drop it
And I'm
Just going to
Say from
Anonymous
Benefactor
Or some
Strange thing
Benefactor
Because the
Listeners are
Benefactors
They give us
Email
And heck
Hopefully
They're going
To provide us
With content
That will
Push us over
An hour and
Fifteen minutes
This week
Perhaps
Speaking of
Email
Let's go
Right into
The email
What's in
The email
This week
Strom
Well let's
See
Our first
Email is
From Lunarsphere
And Lunarsphere
Says
Greetings
This is Lunarsphere
And first
I'd like to
Say
Greetings
This is Lunarsphere
And first
I'd like to
Say
People
No
Don't go
Into the
Rant
Don't go
Into the
Rant
It's not
A rant
It's just
If you guys
Are going to
Send this
Email
We really
Would appreciate
It if you
Proofread it
And just
Made sure
That it
Makes sense
And you're
Not missing
Any words
Or anything
Because
One thing
I've discovered
And I'll
Get into
This in
More detail
When
When I
Explain
How
What we're
Doing for
Defcon by
Phone
But one
Thing I've
Discovered
This last
Week
Is when
You read
Something
With horrible
Grammar
It really
Screws up
The way
You read
It
Especially
If you're
Reading it
Out loud
Without
Having rehearsed
It first
So
Everyone
Please
Proofread
Your email
Just
You know
Because you
Know
You'll sound
Cooler
When you're
Red on
There
I mean
You know
We're glad
You're sending
Your email
And I'll
Take email
In any way
Shape or
Form
But you
Know
It's grammar
You know
For those
Who hang
Around the
Forums
You know
How Straub
And grammar
Is
So
Yes
Just
Don't
Kick the
Tiger
In the
Balls
Me and
Grammar
Are tight
Yo
Gee
Homie
So let's
Go
Try this
Again
Yeah
Okay
So I'm
Gonna
Just fix
The grammar
At least
Attempt
To do
It
Greetings
This is Lunarsphere
And I'd
First like
To say
I realize
My name
Is evil
But I
Make attack
Of the
Show
Look so
Damn
Bad
Well I
Was wondering
Stank
Left the
Show
In great
Hands
You and
Strom
You being
Black
Ratchet
Since you're
The host
Kicked
Ass
Yeah
So I guess
You're the
Host and I'm
Not
You and
Strom
Kicked
Ass
Strom
Turned me
On many
Times
Or
Well
Anyways
And I
Hope the
Paper
Comes in
Use
For me
And I
Hope
Yeah
Hopefully I'll
Hear this
On episode
If so
Can't wait
Till this
Email airs
When we
Are all
Chilling in
Vegas
Eating
Sushi
Anyhow
Peace
And may
The Uber
1337
Noobness
Be with
You
May the
Uber
Okay
Is there
Such thing
As 1337
Noobness
According to
Lunarsphere
The email
It is
Yeah
It's
Nothing
Personal
It sounds
Kind of
Oxymoronic
Like you
Can't have
One
You can't
Have one
And the
Other
At the
Same
Time
They
Can
Each
Other
Matter
And
Antimatter
Well
You can
Be the
Letest
Noob
It's
Kind of
Like being
The tallest
Midget
True
Very
True
I didn't
Think of
It that
Way
Well
Anyway
Thanks
Lunarsphere
Thanks for
The kind
Words
I'm
I'm glad
You understand
My
I'm glad
You understand
My position
As the
Host
Because
I am
The host
That
That really
Is
I'm
Just
Blackie
You see
I'm
Just
Here to
Read the
Email
And
Bitch
Your
Grammar
And
That's
It
Yeah
Well
No
Not really
Strom and I
Are co-hosts
You know
And we
Have
Other
People
When
Other
People
Show up
They're
Going to
Be
Co-hosts
Too
You know
Stank
Always
Prided
Himself
On
Not
Having
A Hosting
Guest
Format
It's
Always
Very
Equal
It was
Just a
Format
With
Two
Co-hosts
That's
What it
Is
You know
They're
Both
Equals
And
They
Could
You know
The first
Time I
Came on
Stank
Always
Told me
You know
You're
A co-host
Yell
Scream
Interject
At
Any
Time
You
Don't
Have
To
Wait
Until
I
You know
Break
Or
Pause
Or
Anything
Just
Go
Right
Ahead
Because
You know
We
Can
Get
Our
Arguments
On
Air
So
When
You know
With
Zank
Had
Co-hosts
And
I
Said
You
Know
Again
It's
Going
To
Drive
Me
Batty
When
I
Listen
To
This
On
Edit
So
Like
We
Said
We're
Going
To
Take
It
We're
Going
To
Continue
It
With
More
Co-hosts
I
Guess
You
Could
Say
We're
Kind
Of
Like
The
Knights
Of
The
Round
Table
Can't
Believe
I
Actually
Made
This
Would
Have
Been
More
Amusing
Had
You
Put
That
There's
Going
To
Be
No
Top
And
No
Bottom
Yeah
Okay
I'm
Not
Good
Anyway
That's
What
It
Is
We're
Just
Going
To
Just
Keep
Everything
Equal
Nice
Level
Playing
Field
We're
Going
To
Have
Some
Type
Of
Utopian
Society
For
Hosting
Shows
And
Everything
In
Fact
This
Week
We
Have
A
Veritable
Orgy
Of
Hosts
We're
Bringing
In
Three
Of
Our
Good
Friends
From
Somewhere
In
The
Midwest
I
Think
They're
In
A
Denny's
It's
DJ
Sub-Zero
Epiphany
And
Johnny
Lightning
Who
Are
Which
Will
Be
Coming
To
Defcon
Yeah
They're
All
On
Their
Way
To
Defcon
They
Are
In
A
Denny's
Awaiting
Our
Phone
Call
And
Once
We
Get
Through
The
Emails
We
Will
Bring
them
On
For
Fun
Defcon
Tips
In
I
Think
That
Would
Add
Some
Nice
Flavor
To
It
Yeah
I
Guess
I
Guess
We
Could
Have
The
Email
On
The
Side
Of
The
Curly
Fries
Or
You
Know
We
Get
Some
Guy
From
Iowa
Saying
I'd
Like a
Grand
Slam
Please
Yep
Here's
Our
Next
Email
This
Is
Like
Mars
Ulrich
From
Like
Metallicock
Man
You
Like
Suck
You
Turned
Binrev
Freak
Factor
Beer
Good
Binrev
Napster
Your
Mother
Bad
You
Like
Suck
Man
Me
And
My
Friend
Here
James
Hattrink
Will
Sue
Your
Penises
You
Suck
Metallicock
Rolls
Yeah
Okay
Yeah
That
Last
Word
R
U
L
Z
So
I
Guess
That's
Rolls
I
Don't
Know
I
Guess
I
Don't
Know
Yeah
There's
So
Many
Ways
To
Just
Say
That
Misspelled
Word
Exactly
That's
The
Wonder
Of
Leet
Speak
And
Everything
Anyway
How
Does
It
Feel
To
Have
A
Celebrity
E-mailing
Us
Drum
Wow
I
Don't
Know
I
I'm
Personally
Touched
Yes
I'm
Very
Touched
Yes
I
Really
Didn't
Want
To
Bring
This
Email
Out
But
It
Touched
On
A
Point
That
I
You
Know
I
Said
You
Know
Again
I
Catch
Myself
Every
Time
I
Say
That
There's
Going
To
Be
15
Minutes
Of
Well
Should
We
Just
Bleep
It
Out
Every
Time
You
Say
You
Know
It'll
Be
Like
Howard Stern
On
Valium
Yeah
Exactly
What
It
Is
Anyway
So
I
Normally
Would
Have
Just
Ignored
This
And
Fired
It
Right
Into
The
Bit
Bucket
Well
Technically
Not
We
Don't
Delete
Any
Emails
In
Bit
Riff
We
Have
Everything
On
File
Which
Is
Kind
Of
Amazing
Just
So
You
Know
Stank
Has
Kept
Everything
For
The
Archives
Just
In
Case
We
Need
To
Look
Something
Back
From
A
Week
Or
Basically
The
First
Show
But
What
It
Does
Kind
Of
Bring
It
Up
Because
I
Did
Hear
Some
Rumblings
About
Making
This
More
Of
A
Free
For
All
Is
Show
What
I
Want
To
Say
Is
I
Did
Hear
Some
Rumblings
Of
Naysayers
And
What
Is
I
Say
You
May
Be
Right
I
Want to
Try
Some
New
Things
We
Did
Some
Small
Changes
Last
Week
We
Did
The
Audio
Thing
We
Are
Going
To
Try
To
Get
Five
People
On
The
Bridge
At
Once
And
It
It's
Brave
New
World
We
Don't
Know
What's
Going
To
Happen
We're
Making
Plans
To
Do
Some
Glaring
Changes
In
The
Future
Namely
After
DEFCON
And
After
We
Recover
From
That
Oh
Boy
And
I'll
Be
I'll
Think
We
Did
Great
Strong
Things
Will
Did
Great
We'll
Fire
It
Up
And
I'll
Be
Sitting
In
The
IRC
Channel
And
Everyone
Will
Saying
My
God
Why
Am I
Listening
To
This
Fetid
Pile
Of
Yaks
Droppings
And
You know
That's
The way
It
Goes
And
At
Which
Point
I'll
Say
Okay
That
Didn't
Work
Let's
Go
Try
Something
Else
You
Know
We're
Going
To
Take
Some
Risk
Just
Come
Out
And
Say
I
Didn't
Like
What
You
Did
Last
Week
Because
Of
X
Don't
Come
Out
Like
This
Email
Saying
You
Suck
Okay
Yeah
That's
Fine
But
Why
Just
State
Your
Position
I'll
Be
Glad
To
Listen
To
It
I
May
Say
You
Know
That's
What
I
May
Say
I
Know
To
Say
That
Damn
Co-host
Says
You
Know
Far
Too
Much
Yes
We're
Going
To
Sells
Live
Right
Here
And
You're
Actually
Going
To
Send
That
Aren't
You
Done
Oh
Goodness
I
Want
To
Get
A
New
Email
Notification
Here
In
Two
Minutes
Like
I
Said
Feel
Free
To
Email
The
Show
If
You
Don't
Like
Something
We
Didn't
Do
Or
You
Think
That
We
Might
Do
Something
That
You
If
You
Feel
That
We
Did
Something
You
Didn't
Like
Come
Out
Say
I
Didn't
Like
But
I'll
Come
Out
And
I'll
Listen
To
It
I
Read
Every
Email
That
Comes
Into
My
Inbox
And
I
Will
Make
Sure
That
Your
Email
Is
Read
And
I
Might
Even
Reply
To
You
That
That's
How
Cool
It
Is
We
Are
Definitely
An
Equal
Opportunity
Something
Equal
Opportunity
Radio
Show
Yes
That's
It
All
Opinions
Are
We
FDIC
Insured
I'm
Not
Sure
If
We're
FDIC
Insured
Yet
However
We
Do
Have
A
Fabulous
Interest
Rate
Of
Only
2.9%
On
Approved
Credit
And
No
Payments
For
90
Days
No
Payments
Right
There
We
Get
One
Of
Those
MB&A
Cards
Where
You
Make
It
Whatever
You
Want
We
Get
Like
A
Bin
Rev
Credit
Card
Company
Sure
They
Did
One
With
The
Linux
Fund
Which
Failed
Miserably
But
Anyway
Or
We
Can
Be
Like
Mattress
Is
Free
Well
Technically
We're
Already
Free
Already
That's
Not
Going
To
Work
Yes
But
Instead
Of
Being
Free
We're
Free
And
When
You
Put
35
E's
On
The
End
Of
It
That
Just
Works
Fine
Yeah
That's
Almost
As cool
As
Fleet
Speak
Yeah
Or
Spelling
Rules
R-U-L-Z-Z
Yeah
Definitely
Exactly
Okay
So
Should
We
Move
On
To
The
Next
Email
Yeah
I
Think
We're
Drifting
On
A
Well
Done
Episode
105
You
Did
A
Good
Job
In
Spide
Of
Some
Mistakes
That
I'm
Sure
People
Have
Pointed
Out
To
You
Already
However
I
Think
You
Should
Say
Fuck
A
Couple
Times
Each
Show
Just
To
Exercise
Your
Right
To
Free
Speech
Rock
On
El
Topo
From
Sweden
And
There's
Another
One
Here
That
Seems
To
Go
Right
With
It
So
This
One's
From
Someone
Named
Megatron
Hey
Black
Ratchet
And
Strom
I
Just
Wanted
To
Say
Congratulations
For
Being
The
New
Host
For
Bin
Rev
I've
Been
Listening
To
This
Show
For
The
Past
Year
And
Although
I'll
Miss
Stank
In
His
Southern
Humor
I
Can't
Wait
To
Hear
What
The
Both
Of
You
Have
To
Bring
To
The
Show
This
Next
Season
Good
Luck
Bang
For
Those
Who
Not
Familiar
Of
Hackers
Speak
That's
Bangs
Or
Exclamation
Points
Yeah
Well
El
Travo
El
Topo
El
Topo
I
Don't
Know
How
You
Pronounce
It
Like I said
Once again
Always
You know
Include
Pronunciation
Keys
We're
Going
To
Assume
It's
El
Topo
El
Topo
Okay
El
Topo
Megatron
You know
Thanks
I'd
Like to
Say
That
These
Are
The
First
Email
Ever
That
Was
Actually
Addressed
To
Me
Rather
Than
Random
Co-host
I'm
Touched
And
You know
Just
Makes
Me
Feel
All
Warm
Inside
And
Plus
You know
You were
The
First
Emails
That
I
Really
Read
After
I
Sat
Down
And
Kind
Of
Suck
In
That
Oh
Wow
I
Guess
We
Really
Didn't
Suck
Because
I
Said
You know
I
Said
Earlier
That
After
The
Show
Kind
Of
Thing
And
We
Kind
Of
Screwed
It
Up
The
First
Time
I
Was
Feeling
Rather
Sullen
As
I
Would
Like
To
Say
And
You know
After
I
Ended
Up
I
Kind
Of
Felt
Costly
Optimistic
But
You know
I
Sat
There
And
Uploaded
And
Everything
And
It
Was
Very
Kind
Of
Nerve
Wracking
I
Really
Didn't
Want
To
Screw
This
Up
Because
Stank
Toss
Keys
Over
To
It's
Kind
Of
Like
Being
Given
The
Keys
To
Your
Father's
Really
Expensive
Luxury
Car
You
Know
There
We
Go
Yes
And
That
That's
A
Wonderful
Analogy
You
Know
It's
How many
People
Download
The
Episode
Stank
Always
Says
Like
6,000
After
A
Month
Or
So
That's
A
Large
Audience
To
Take
Over
And
Stank
Did
A
Very
Good
Job
With
The
Show
And
It's
Very
Large
Shoes
To
Fill
To
Bin
Rev
Radio
Episode
One
Of
Five
I
Was
Sitting
At
Fenway
Park
With
My
Fiance
And
We
Were
Sitting
In
Row
47
In
The
Bleachers
Watching
The
Red Sox
Beat
The
Devil
Rays
Actually
I
Just
Realized
Bin
Rev
Radio
Changed
Hands
From
Floridian
To
Bostonian
While
Boston
Was
Smacking
Down
Florida
In
Baseball
That's
Kind
Of
Weird
That's
A
Hell
Of
A
Hell
Of
A
Coincidence
Yeah
I
Think
We
Should
Put
The
Tire
Light
Zone
Theme
On
Or
Something
See
If
I
Think
It
Like
That
We
Don't
Violate
Anyone's
Copyright
I'm
Not
Sure
About
That
Because
You
Can't
Sing
Happy
Birthday
Without
Playing
Royalties
In
A
Public
Place
Can't
You
Happy
Birthday
No
We're
Fucked
This
Is
Why
We
Always
Have
The
Free
Outro
Music
Yep
We
Don't
Get
Sued
Yes
So
No
I
Rolled
It
At
1am
I
Was
Completely
Exhausted
Because
I
Was
Up
To
Like
3am
The
Previous
Night
Editing
It
Up
To
Upload
On
Tuesday
And
I
Didn't
Check
The
Email
I
Didn't
Check
The
And
I
Just
Got
Another
Email
From
Radio
At
Radio
So
I
Think
That's
You
Where
Was
I
So
I
Didn't
Check
Anything
I
Collapsed
Into
Bed
And
You
Know
When
I
Woke
Up
The
Next
Morning
The
First
Thing
I
Did
Was
Check
Radio
Up
In
Rev.com
And
I
Saw
These
Two
Emails
And
I
Was
Very
Pleased
Thank
You
Thank
You
Guys
For
Being
For
Emails
Yeah
And
El
Topo
You
Know
We
Are
On
A
Few
Quote
Unquote
Real
Radio
Stations
That
Are
Like
Governed
By
FCC
Radio
Rules
So
I
Do
Try
To
Keep
My
Potty
Mouth
In
Check
Same
As
Stank
But
I
Do
Drop
The
Occasional
F-bomb
Or
Other
Four
Letter
Word
So
You
Know
We
Bin
Rev
Radio
At
Least
Tries
To
Stay
Fuck
Free
Oh
Fuck
I
Just
Said
It
Fuck
I
Said
It
Again
It's
A
Forbidden
Word
A
Forbidden
Word
I'll
Have
To
Put
My
Knight
Of
Knee
Helmet
On
Yes
You
Can't
Say
Four
Letter
Words
On
The
Radio
Like
Four
Or
Work
Or
Word
Even
Word
Yes
It's
A
Four
Letter
Bleep
It's
A
Four
Letter
Bleep
Yes
Alright
On
Sure
You
Can
Read
This
One
Okay
I'd
Like
To
Say
Hey
Guys
I
Just
Listened
To
Episode
105
Of
Bin
Rev
Radio
And
It
Was
Just
Great
Anytime
The show
Changes
People
Will
Wonder
What
Is
Several
Monits
During
The show
Is a
Balance
Of
Serious
Topics
And
Fun
And
You
Guys
Stopped
Right
In
And
Didn't
Miss
A
Beat
I'd
Like
To
Sorry
I
Think
We
Can
Safely
Say
That
The
Revolution
Will
Continue
To
Be
Digitized
And
Who
Sent
This
Email
Oh
God
That
Noob
Stank
Dog
And
He
Put
In
Quotes
Sorry
Didn't
Put
In
Quote
Put
In
Parentheses
Maybe
You
Might
Want
To
Save
The
Name
Of
The
Email
Until
After
You
Read
It
I
Like
To
Say
Thanks
Stank
That
Really
Means
A lot
Coming
From
You
I
For
One
As a
Person
Who
Fajirs
Really
Sounded
Bad
So
I'll
Just
Start
From
Again
Thank
You
That
Really
Does
Mean
A lot
Coming
From
You
Yes
It
Really
Does
I
Like
To
Say
Mad
Shouts
To
Stank
Dog
As
Always
I
For
One
Am
A
Person
I
Guess
I
Can
Say
I
Fajir
The
Change
It
It's
Really
Been
Quite
An
Experience
Diving
Head
First
Into
Producing
And
Co-hosting
The
Show
I
Always
Really
Knew
That
He
Put
A
Lot
Of
Effort
Into
It
But
I
Learned
Over
The
Last
Week
Mostly
And
Including
This
Week
That
Wow
Holy
Cow
Did
He
Do
A
Lot
Of
Work
I
Really
Need
Start
Doing
My
Time
Management
A
Little
Bit
Better
And
Actually
Start
Planning
For
This
Slightly
More
Than
I
Expected
To
Yeah
Well
I
Think
The
Fact
That
Last
Week
You
Called
Me
Up
About
Ten
Minutes
Before
We
Were
Going
To
Record
And
You
Said
Hey
Guess
What
Remember
That
Radio
Show
Yeah
We're
Doing
It
Now
Oh
I
Gave
You
Fair
Warning
I
Gave
You
At
A
Couple
Of
I
Not
As
Funny
If
Everyone
Knows
The
Real
Story
Oh
Yeah
Oh
Sure
Yeah
So
Make
Me
Look
Stupid
By
Saying
Oh
Yeah
You
Called
Me
Up
Ten
Minutes
Beforehand
Yeah
I
Do
Have
Some
Type
Of
Planning
I
Just
You
Know
With
The
Red Sox
Last
Week
And
Me
Out
On
Tuesday
It
Was
More
Of
Very
Much
A
Rush
And
Like
I
Said
Last
Week
I
Only
Got
The
Keys
To
The
Kingdom
You
Know
Stank
I
I'll
Say
It
Right
Now
You
Always
Have
An
Open
Invite
To
Pop
On
I
Know
He
Has
Something
In
The
Plans
He
Not
Completely
Let
On
To
Me
What
It
Is
Well
I
Know
More
Than
You
Guys
All
Do
In
The
Audience
And
I'm
Just
Going
To
Keep
It
That
Way
Ha
But
You
You're
Always
Welcome
To
Pop
On
Say
Hi
Give
You
Like
Dr.
Pepper
More
Than
Coke
Or
It's
Fermounted
Org
Rather
Than
Orge
You
Know
It's
Just
Those
Stupid
Things
You
Do
That
Everyone
Likes
And
I'm
Sure
He's
Cursing
Me
Out
Right
Now
Listening
To
This
And
I'll
Move
On
It's
Our
Only
Tech
Related
Email
This
Week
Everything
Else
Is
Congratulatory
And
There
Was
A
Lot
More
I'd
Like
To
Say
Shouts
Out
To
So
Keep
Them
Coming
Guys
Yeah
We
Were
Very
Pleased
But
Also
Feel
Free
To
Always
Comment
On
The
Tech
Side
We
Really
Didn't
Do
Much
Last
Week
But
Hopefully
We'll
Get
Some
More
Responses
This
Week
So
Anyway
This
Week's
Tech
Email
Hey
Guys
I
Collapse
These
Articles
Were
Listed
On
Slashdot
And
Provide
A
Very
Interesting
Look
At
The
Tor
Project
The
First
Goes
Into
Some
Detail
About
You'll
Have
To
Excuse
Me
I've
Been
Dictating
Defcon
By
Phone
All
Week
And
I
Am
Just
Totally
Fried
He's
Drunk
Don't
Let
Him
Fool
You
Yeah
See
It
Was
This
Morning
I
Said
To
Myself
I
Wonder
What
Waffles
Would
Be
Like
These
Articles
Were
Listed
On
Slashdot
And
Provide
A
Very
Interesting
Look
At
The
Tor
Project
The
First
Goes
Into
Some
Detail
About
How
It
Works
And
Gives
Network
Administrators
Information
About
Blocking
Tor
On
A
Network
It
Also
Goes
Into
Some
Detail
About
Using
Tor
To
Circumvent
Firewalls
And
IDS
The
Second
Article
Goes
Into
Detail
About
Using
Tor
To
Circumvent
Firewalls
And
To
Avoid
Detection
Launching
Attacks
Via Tor
Is
TinyURL.com
Slash
8
W
Y
8
B
As
In
Ball
8
Whiskey
Yanko
8
Whiskey
Yankee
8
Bravo
Yanko
Wow
That's
A new
Word
Yanko
Yeah
For
When
The
Phonetic
Alphabet
Turns
Into
The
Pornographic
Alphabet
Oh
I'll
Leave
That's
A scream
For
Someone
To
Make
A
Website
Like
That
The
Pornographic
Alphabet
Hopefully
The
Other
Article
Here
Is
The
Tor
The
Ying
Or
The
Yang
Which
Is
TinyURL.com
Slash
8
Tango
Alpha
3
Golf
8
Tango
Alpha
3
Golf
Yes
You need
To learn
Your phonetics
Matt
I do
I only
Know
All
About
SS7
Instead
Oh
I guess
That's
Acceptable
Anyway
Tor
Is
A
Double
Edged
Sword
It's
Really
Cool
It's
A
Really
Awesome
Way
To
Remain
Anonymous
And
It's
Very
Simple
To
Set
Up
However
It's
Constantly
Being
Abused
By
People
Attacking
Servers
Websites
IRC
Channels
It's
You know
All
Kinds
People
Doing
Nefarious
Things
With
The
Connection
I
Asked
Around
To
A
Few
People
I
Knew
Who
Was
Using
It
For
Set up
Like
An
Actual
Server
Where
People
Can
Get
From
The
Tor
Network
Out
To
The
Great
Public
Interweb
I
Explained
It
All
Last
Week
I'm
Not
Going to
Latch
Into
Another
Discussion
About
It
And
They
Apparently
Almost
As soon
As they
Set
It
Up
By
The
Time
They
Got
Published
Into
The
Network
They
Were
Their
Internet
Connection
Went
To
Nothing
Because
You
Know
People
Were
Actually
Setting
Up
You
Know
Running
Kaza
Running
Bit
Torrent
You
Know
Downloading
Other
Questionable
Material
It
Really
Drives
Me
Nuts
I
Tor
Is
A
Really
Cool
Thing
In
My
Opinion
But
At
The
Same
Time
You
Know
People
Are
Using
It
People
Are
Using
It
For
Things
That
Technically
Yes
It
Was
Designed
For
But
You
Really
Just
Killing
The
Project
By
Doing
It
Yeah
It
It's
Really
Immature
And
Stupid
To
Take
A
You
Know
A
Cool
Toy
And
Look
At
It
And
Say
Oh
This
Is
A
Cool
Thing
To
Play
With
Here
So
Let
Study
How
This
Works
And
Instead
Say
Oh
Cool
Here's
A
Here's
A
Tool
Which
Allows
Me
To
Be
An
Asshat
Without
Damaging
My
Reputation
Yeah
And
Yes
That's
True
But
At
The
Same
Time
You're
Basically
Killing
Someone's
Internet
Connection
By
Making
Them
Download
All
These
Files
And
Plus
If
For
Some
Odd
Reason
The
R.I.
Double
A
Sets
Up
And
Busts
This
Person
You
You're
Responsible
And
Yes
It'll
Eventually
Get
Torted
Out
In
The
Courts
But
At
The
Same
Time
When
You're
Going
To
The
Courts
That
Cost
Money
With
Lawyers
Because
You're
Forcing
This
Person
To
Hire
A
Lawyer
And
Go
Through
The
Effort
Of
Trying
To
Clear
Their
Name
Moral
Of
The
Story
Grow
Up
And
Don't
Be
An
Asshat
Yes
That's
Always
Good
I
Always
Look
At
It
As
Color
ID
Spoofing
That
Goes
The
Same
Way
It
Fell
Into
The
Hands
Of
A
Couple
Of
Bad
Apples
And
All
Of
A
sudden
People
Get
Swat
Team
Showing
Up
At
Their
Houses
Because
They
Called
911
And
Said
Oh
My
God
Horrible
Things
Are
Happening
Here
It
Drives
Me
Batty
And
You
Know
It
What
It
Was
Designed
For
Yes
But
At
The
Same
Time
Don't
Be
An
Asshat
About
It
Be
Responsible
Anyway
Let
Bring
In
Our
Co-host
For
The
Week
Okay
Let
Me
Look
Up
The
Number
Here
Hello
Party
What's
Up
Guys
And
We
Have
Here
What's
Up
What's
Up
Man
What's
Going
On
Welcome
To
Binary
Revolution
Radio
Episode
106
Yes
106
Thank
You
Thank
You
We're
Just
Chilling
Here
In
Chicago
Right
Now
And
By
We
I
Mean
I
Have
Epiphany
With
Me
Johnny
Lightning
And
My
Brother
Otherwise
No
The
Foot
The
Foot
The
Foot
Yeah
I
Gotta
Say
That's
A
Pretty
Inventive
Handle
I
Like
It's
One
Syllable
So
Yeah
He
It
Was
A
Group
Effort
Coming
Up
With
A
Handle
For
him
Yeah
The
Decision
Was
Unanimous
So
It's
You
Johnny
Lightning
The
Foot
And
Epiphany
Right
Yeah
We're
Waiting
For
DJ
Moles
He's
Like
He's
On
His
Way
Back
From
Puerto
Rico
Right
Now
Oh
Sweet
So
We've
Got
Six
On
The
Radio
Show
Now
And
We
May
Even
Have
A
Seventh
Before
The
Show
Is
Out
Is
He
Walking
From
Puerto
Rico
That
Could
Be
A
While
No
He's
Flying
In
We're
Like
Chilling
Around
The
Airport
Area
We
Just
Got
Done
Eating
At
Denny's
And
We
Were
Just
Chilling
There
Some
Huge
Storm
Passed
By
So
We
Walked
Out
To
Check
It
Out
And
Now
We're
Just
In
My
Van
We're
In
The
Shagging
Wagon
You
Guys
Will
See
It
At
Def
Con
But
It's
Pretty
Fucking
Sweet
What
Is
It
The
Shagging
Wagon
Yeah
You
Guys
Will
See
You
Guys
Will
Understand
When
You
See
It
Yet
Another
Reason
For
People
To
Go
To
Def
Con
Yeah
So
You
Can
See
The
Amazingly
Awesome
Shagging
Wagon
Yeah
Sub
Zero
Shagging
Wagon
We
Got
We
Got
Like
Some
Disco
Lights
In
Here
And
We
Got
A
Player
Hookup
And
TV
Hookup
And
We're
Fucking
Set
Okay
But
By the
Way
Since
This
Is
Actually
Going
To
Be
Broadcast
On
Real
Radio
Can
I
Ask
You
Not
To
Say
Fuck
Oh
Yeah
Sorry
They
Can
It
Yeah
Whatever
I'm
Going
To
Bleep
That
All
Out
But
Whatever
Please
Try
And
Keep
It
At
BG13
Yeah
Okay
I'll
Try
Anyway
So
Sub
Zero
The
Topic
Of
Tonight
Is
Con
Survival
Tips
And
Or
Stories
So
What
Do
You
Have
To
Bring
To
The
Table
All
Right
Let's
See
About
Two
Years
Ago
Def
Con
Me
And
My
Friend
Goober
GLX
We
Were
Out
At
Def
Con
And
We
Got
There
Early
On
Thursday
For
Pre-registration
And
We
Were
Sitting
Around
Walking
Around
Alexis
And
They
Had
Nothing
Tied
Down
But
There
Were
Some
Guys
That
Were
Sitting
There
With
Moonshine
And
Like
They
Wouldn't
Let
You
Pass
Unless
You
Like
Drank
The
Moonshine
I
Recommend
To
Anybody
That
Comes
Across
People
Looking
Or
Like
Making
You
Drink
Moonshine
Don't
Drink
The
Moonshine
Like
I
Like
Scathed
Unharmed
Cause
Like
It
Was
Pretty
Like
Nice
Of
Them
They
Just
Like
Oh
You
Don't
Have
To
Drink
It
I'm
Like
Alright
But
They're
Like
My
Friend
You
Have
To
Drink
Double
Cause
He's
Not
Drinking
It
And
He
Like
It
Was
The
Worst
Smelling
Alcohol
I've
Smelled
Ever
It
Was
Ridiculous
Well
Moonshine
Does
Have
A
You
Know
A
Reputation
For
That
What
Can
We
Say
I'm
Sure
See
This
Is
The
Kind
Of
Episode
That
Stank
Would
Like
To
Get
On
Cause
He's
From
Down
South
I'm
Sure
He's
Made
Moonshine
At
One
Point
In
His
Life
I
Think
The
Good
General
Rule
Is
Pretty
Much
If
You
Didn't
Buy
The
Drink
Yourself
Or
You
Don't
Know
Exactly
Where
The
Came
From
Don't
Ingest
It
Yes
Because
People
Can
Make
Their
Own
Beer
I've
Had
A
Couple
Of
Very
Good
Micro
Brewers
Personally
If
Someone
Offered
Me
A
Nice
Micro
Brew
At
The
Edge
Of
Alexis
Park
There's
The
Major
Problem
At
DEFCON
I
Don't
Think
I
Would
Have
Drank
It
Yeah
I
Mean
Not
So
What
Happened
To
Your
Friend
Not
So
Much
Even
The
Quality
Of
A
Drink
Would
Be
Poor
It's
Also
If
Someone
Says
Hey
Here
Have
This
You
Know
It
May
Contain
Some
Sort
Of
Chemical
That
You
May
Not
Want
To
Be
Ingesting
Here
Have
An
Apple
It
Was
Pretty
Like
I
Think
The
Worst
Part
About
It
Was
That
It
Was
Eight
In
The
Morning
And
They
Were
Just
Sitting
Out
There
They
Were
Already
Drunk
By
The
Time
We
Showed
Up
And
They
Were
Just
Like
You
Have
Some
If
Technically
I
Will
Say
For
The
Record
That
I
Have
Been
Drunk
At
Eight
In
The
Morning
Before
But
It
Was
Usually
Because
I
Was
Drinking
The
Night
Before
And
I
Just
You
Know
It
Wasn't
Eight
In
The
Morning
It
Was
Still
Eight
Of
The
Previous
Day
For
Me
Yeah
Definitely
That's
How it
Was
For
Me
I
Have
Done
The
24
Hour
Accidentally
Being
Drunk
Thing
Accidentally
Quote
Unquote
Yeah
Accidentally
Yeah
Right
I
Think
What
We
Should
Do
Is
Launch
Into
Con
Survival
Tips
And
Then
We'll
Start
With
The
Stories
Oh
Really
That's
Okay
We'll
Probably
Edit
This
Up
Yeah
So
Anyway
My
Three
Con
Survival
Tips
For
Def
Con
At
least
I
I've
Only
Been
To
One
Computer
Convention
So
Far
Which
Was
Last
Year's
Def
Con
However
I
Do
Have
Some
Vast
Experience
With
Going
It's
Amazing
What
People
Do
Going
Down
To
These
Conventions
Basically
What
I've
Done
Before
Is
I've
Survived
An
Entire
Weekend
On
Ramen
And
Coke
This
Was
While
I
Was
At
College
And
I
Was
Young
And
Stupid
But
It
Does
Work
You
Can
You
Can
You
Can
You
Can
You
Can
Very
Good
Source
Of
Very
Cheap
Starch
Yeah
Exactly
And
It
Does
Fill
You
Right
Up
And
It's
Easy
To
Make
And
The
Best
Thing
About
It
Is
That
It's
Easy
To
Pack
I
Can
Fill
Up
An
Entire
Half
A
Suitcase
With
Clothes
And
Another
Half
With
Ramen
And
Other
Types
Of
Assorted
Food
And
Drink
And
That'll
Only
Cost
You
Like
Three
Bucks
Worth
Of
Ramen
Yes
And
That's
Great
Ramen
Noodles
Are
Like
13
Cent
It's
Amazing
They're
10
Cent
A
Pack
At
Safeway
Wow
Yeah
That's
Definitely
Like
Extra
New
Yeah
Well
I
Was
Buying
Them
Near
My
College
So
They
Probably
Upped
Them
To
15
If
I
Remember
Correctly
These
Stores
That
Say
Oh
Yeah
We're
A
College
Supermarket
No
You're
A
Convenience
Store
At
The
Prices
You
Charge
Yeah
No
Kidding
Yes
But
It's
Amazing
You
Can
Survive
For
An
Insanely
Cheap
Amount
Of
Money
On
With
You
And
I'm
Probably
Going
To
Be
Doing
That
I'm
Probably
Going
To
Be
Running
Out
To
A
Las
Vegas
Supermarket
While
I'm
At
Defcon
This
Year
And
Going
Out
And
Buying
Some
Various
Food
Stuff
So
I
Don't
Have
To
Buy
The
$18
Sandwiches
They
Have
Canned
Good
Items
You
Know
They're
Pretty
Good
Repeat
That
The
Canned
Good
Items
Like
What
I've
Done
Before
Is
A
Can
Of
Green
Beans
Oh
Canned
Items
Canned
Items
Yeah
Go
In
And
Get
Some
Ranch
Dressing
From
Wendy's
And
Throw
A
Thing
Of
Ranch
In
The
Green
Beans
And
Mix
It
Up
Good
That's
Cool
That's
Interesting
Hey
Are
You
Guys
Are
At
The
Airport
Right
We
Are
Close
To
The
Airport
We're
Not
At
The
Airport
Right
Now
Okay
No
Because
I
Was
Going
To
Say
If
You're
At
The
Airport
We
Can
Call
You
Back
On
A
Pay
Phone
You
Could
Be
More
Intelligible
Oh
Well
You
And
You
They're
Fine
They're
Fine
We'll
Just
Edit
Them
Out
A
Little
Bit
We'll
Just
Edit
The
Two
Or
Three
Times
They
Had
To
Save
that
Out
Okay
I
Just
Have
To
Do
A
Of
There
For
Me
It
Was
Amazing
I
Literally
Went
Through
About
Three
Gallons
Of
Water
Out
There
For
One
Weekend
Oh
Yeah
Vegas
Is
Very
Hot
And
Very
Dry
And
Actually
Yes
Strom
Should
Know
This
He
Lived
In
Las
Vegas
Yeah
I
Used
To
Live
There
For
About
10
Years
But
Yeah
Vegas
Is
Very
Hot
And
Very
Dry
Drink
Lots
And
Lots
And
Lots
Of
Water
Don't
Drink
So
Much
Water
That
You
Start
To
Flush
All
The
Salt
Out
Of
Your
System
But
Do
Drink
Enough
Water
To
Where
You're
Not
Thirsty
Because
You're
Going
To
Be
Sweating
Like
A
Pig
Yes
And
Also
The
Wonderful
Thing
About
That
The
Other
Thing
About
This
Is
Really
You
Don't
Want
To
Walk
Anywhere
Where
The
Sun
Is
Out
I
Learned
My
Lesson
I
I'll
Go
Reiterate
This
To
The
Strip
Thinking
It
Was
A
Good
Idea
We
Looked
At
The
End
Like
Lawrence
Of
Arabia
You
Know
Basically
All
We
Lacked
Was
The
Camels
And
The
Other
Thing
About
This
Is
That
People
Start
Drinking
Alcohol
And
That
Dehydrates
You
So
Fast
Especially
If
You're
Drinking
Alcohol
At
Death
You
Definitely
Need
To
Start
Drinking
Water
But
The
Other
Cool
Part
About
That
Is
That
You
Get
Drunk
For
Really
Cheap
That's
True
Yeah
Because
You
Know
Your
Body
Absorbs
That
Alcohol
Like
There
Was
No
Tomorrow
And
Boy
I
Had
One
Beer
And
That's
The
First
Time
I
Ever
Got
In
The
Buzz
Off
Of
One
Beer
And
It
Was
Like
It
Was
Cheap
Beer
Too
It
Wasn't
Anything
Good
It
Was
Budweiser
That's
Not
A
That's
Not
A
Real
Beer
That's
Just
Some
Weak
American
Imitation
Beginning
With
B
Yeah
I
Know
It's
Horrible
Anyway
My
Other
Thing
Is
Beer
Bigot
Is
Coming
Out
Too
Plus
Speaking
Of
Walking
Anywhere
A
City
Block
In
Las
Vegas
Is
Bigger
Than
A
City
Block
In
Boston
When
I
Heard
Oh
The
Strip
Is
Like
Three
Blocks
From
The
Hotel
I
Assume
They
Were
Boston
Size
Blocks
Boston
Blocks
They're
Big
But
They're
Not
As Big
As
The
Ones
In
Las
Vegas
Because
Boston
Was
Designed
In
1700
Las
Vegas
Was
Designed
In
1950s
Where
There
Were
Cars
Yeah
The
City
Blocks
In
Las
Vegas
Are
Gigantic
You
Go
Forever
Between
Traffic
Lights
It's
Amazing
But
Once
The
Guns
Down
Go
Right
Ahead
Also
Las
Vegas
Is
Not
Really
A
Pedestrian
Friendly
City
You're
Maybe
At
The
Alexis
Park
But
To
Walk
To
The
Strip
Is
A
Hell
Of
A
Slap
I
Mean
You
Can
Walk
Up
And
Down
The
Strip
And
That's
Kind
Of
Pedestrian
Friendly
But
Even
So
The
Strip
Is
One
Of
The
Most
Pedestrian
Friendly
Places
In
Vegas
And
It's
Still
Inhospitable
Yep
Yeah
Also
I'll say
For the
Record
Don't
Eat
At
Chinese
Food
Buffets
Or
At
least
One
Chinese
Food
Buffet
Of
Which
I
Don't
Remember
What
The
Name
Was
It
Was
On
The
Strip
I
Think
It's
King
Buffet
No
Never
Mind
I'm
Sure
There's
More
Than
One
Chinese
Food
Buffet
Out
There
And
Rather
Than
Try
To
Target
One
Out
I'll
Just
Leave
It
At
That
However
There
Is
A really
Good
Japanese
All you
Can eat
Buffet
With
All you
Can
Eat
Sushi
It's
Called
Makino
And
I
forget
Exactly
Where
It
Is
But
If
You
We're
Going
To
A
Different
Sushi
Restaurant
Of
Better
Quality
Binary
Revolution
Forums
Yeah
We're
Having
A
Forum
Get
Together
If
You
Have
An
RSVP
Yet
Sorry
You
Lose
Yeah
But
All
The
Cool
Kids
Are
Having
A
Forum
Get
Together
And
We
Figured
Instead
Of
Just
Getting
Together
And
Hanging
Out
At
Denny's
Or
Something
Really
Pathetic
Like
That
We'd
Go
And
Have
Some
Sushi
At
A
Really
Hope to
See
You
There
We'll
Be
Very
Happy
Yes
So
Strom
Do
You
Have
Any
Survival
Tips
Oh
Plenty
Of
Survival
Tips
The
First
Thing
You're
Going
To
Be
There
For
Three
Days
Bring
Enough
Clothes
For
Six
Or
Seven
Or
Possibly
Even
Eight
Days
Because
A
You're
Going
To
Sweat
A
Lot
B
You're
Going
To
Spill
All
Over
Yourself
C
You're
Going
To
Stink
And
It's
Just
A
Generally
Good
Idea
To
Bring
Lots
And
Lots
Of
Extra
Clothes
Amen
That
Was
One
Of
The
On
Oh
Yeah
Oh
Yeah
And
I mean
Hackers
Are
Kind
Of
Known
For
Being
Unhealthy
And
Stinky
You
Can't
Do
Anything
About
You
Know
About
The
Unhealthiness
You
Maybe
Could
Do
Something
About
The
Scraggly
Looking
Thing
But
You
Can
Certainly
Do
Something
About
The
Stinkiness
Take
Multiple
Showers
If
You
Think
You're
Starting
To
Stink
Don't
Push
The
Stereotype
Yes
Please
For the
Love of
God
If
You're
Going
To
Be
In
A
Confined
Space
With
Other
People
And
Trust me
Nobody
Wants
To
Sit
Next
To
You
And
Smell
Your
Sweat
And
Vomit
In
The
Last
Two
Days
I
Never
Actually
Smelt
Vomit
Down
When
You
Get
To
Sunday
Some
People
Smell
Ripe
Yeah
More
Than
A
Few
Times
I've
Smelt
Somebody
And
Say
Is
That
A
Homeless
Person
Oh
Yeah
It's
Bad
Yeah
I mean
I've
Heard
Stories
From
My
Goon
Friends
Who
Tell
Me
They
Have
Found
People
Who
Literally
Have
Been
Walking
Around
They
Found
One
Guy
On
I
Think
Saturday
Or
Sunday
Who
Was
Walking
Around
And
He
Had
What
Looked
Like
Encrusted
Vomit
All
The
Way
Down
His
Shirt
As
If
He
Vomited
And
Passed
Out
In
The
Vomit
Face
Down
And
Working
Up
The
Next
Day
Yeah
So
And
This
Could
Be
A
Survival
Tip
To
Don't
Ever
Pass
Out
Is
F
Time
Oh
Yes
We'll
Get
To
That
In
A
Bit
We'll
Get
To
That
As
Soon
As
I
Finish
The
Story
So
But
They
Told
Them
Is
That
Vomit
On
Your
Shirt
Yeah
Well
Do
You
Have
Anything
You
Can
Change
Into
No
This
Is
The
Only
Shirt
I
Brought
So
They
Literally
Demanded
That
He
Go
To
The
Vendor
Area
Buy
A
New
T-shirt
And
Then
Have
His
Friends
Take
Him
Back
To
The
Hotel
Room
And
Make
Him
Shower
For
An
Entire
Hour
That's
Crazy
In
Their
Goons
They
Will
Do
This
Do
Not
Pass
Out
At
Def
Con
In
A
Public
Place
Only
Pass
Out
In
Your
Room
We
Have
Photographs
Of
One
Of
The
People
Who
We
All
Know
And
Love
Lucky
225
From
I
Think
This
Is
Def
Con
Nine
Oh
By
The
Way
This
Is
Also
Another
Thing
Memories
Fade
But
Digital
Photographs
Especially
Humorous
Digital
Photographs
Never
Die
So
Let's
Have
That
I
Have
Some
Good
Photographs
Of
Me
Oh
Yeah
There's
One
Of
Me
Floating
Around
From
A
Couple
Years
Ago
Where
I've
Got
Some
Western
Electric
Manuals
In
My
Hand
And
I've
Got
A
Sign
I think
It's
Lab
The
Sign
Somewhere
Around
Here
And
It's
Just
Broke
Freak
Bell
System
Manuals
For
Sale
Donations
Accepted
That's
Actually
The
First
Picture
I
Ever
Saw
Of
You
But
Anyway
You got
Some
Good
Money
From
That
Oh
Yeah
I
Think
People
Just
Eventually
Gave
Me
Enough
So
That
I
Could
Buy
My
Convention
Ticket
I
Would
Have
Brought
The
Bell
System
Manuals
Off
You
I
Think
I've
Still
Got
Duplicates
So
But
Anyway
Getting
Back
To
My
Story
Lucky
225
I
Think
This
Was
A
Def
Con
9
Or
Something
He
Got
More
Than
A
Little
Wasted
And
Passed
Out
So
Some
Of
The
People
Who
He
Still
To
This
Day
Considers
His
Friends
Decided
That
It
Would
Be
A
Fun
Idea
To
Tie
Him
Up
So
In
The
Sequence
Of
Photographs
There
Is
You
First
See
Him
Being
Tied
Up
With
Cat5
Cable
Nonetheless
Cat5
Cable
No
Cat5
Cable
Actual
Ethernet
Cable
You
Maked
A joke
There
But
Anyway
I
Was
Going
To
Let
It
Slide
Come
On
It
Was
A
Good
Joke
It
Was
A
Good
Joke
In
Retrospect
Yes
It
Was
But
Anyway
So
You
See
Lucky
In
These
Photos
He
Starts
To
Get
Tied
Up
With
Cat5
Cable
And
Then
They
Get
Out
The
Makeup
And
They
Put
Him
In
Very
Red
Lipstick
And
Extraordinarily
Blue
Eyeshadow
And
Really
Thick
Eyeshadow
To
Think
1960s
Eyeshadow
Like
Really
Like
Late
1960s
Heavy
Eyeshadow
So
And
Then
If
This
Weren't
Bad
Enough
So
He's
There
They've
Got
Photos
Of
Them
Using
Him
As
A
Computer
Desk
They're
Sitting
On
Top
Of
Him
Using
Their
Laptop
I
Want
My
Own
Lucky 225
Computer
Desk
Hey
Everyone
Can
Have
One
They're
Now
At
Ikea
Don't
You
Know
They come
In
Flatback
So
You
Can
Assemble
It
Yourself
I
Don't
Think
Lucky
Would
Fit
In
There
Perhaps
No I
Don't
Think so
Either
But
And
So
Then
If
That's
Not
Bad
Enough
Then
They
Get
Out
The
Sharpie
And
They
Start
Writing
Things
All
Over
Him
I
Forget
Exactly
What
I
Forget
Exactly
What
Got
Written
On
His
Face
And
His
Forehead
But
No it
Was
Worse
Than
That
It
Was
Something
Like
I
Got
Raped
By
So
And
So
Or
You
Know
Just
Really
Demeaning
Phrases
I
I'm
So
And
So's
Bitch
And
This
Was
Written
In
Permanent
Sharpie
Marker
So
It
Took
About
A
Week
For
That
To
Come
Off
His
Face
You
That's
Awesome
Yeah
Well
It's
Awesome
If
It
Doesn't
Happen
To
You
Look
At
That
Way
Yeah
If
It
Doesn't
Happen
To
You
It's
Awesome
Yeah
My
Story
About
This
Is
This
Was
Last
Year
When
I
Went
To
Def
Con
My
Friend
And
I
My
Two
Friends
And
I
We
Went
All
Down
To
Def
Con
And
We
Were
All
Leaving
That
Morning
And
We
Walked
Out
And
It
Was
Monday
Morning
And
We
Were
Getting
On
To
The
Plane
At
8
AM
And
This
Guy
We're
Walking
Through
The
Courtyard
Of
The
Excess
Park
And
This
Guy
Is
Are
You
Getting
On
The
So
And
So
Freeway
And
I
Turn
Around
And
He
Just
Has
Everything
Written
On
His
Faith
And
I
Just
Look
At
Him
And
Go
No
And
All of
A sudden
He
Turns
Around
And
He
Has
Stickers
All
Over
His
Pants
And
I
Just
Thought
He
Was
A
Really
Weird
Guy
Until
I
Saw
The
Photos
Online
Of
The
Same
Person
Kits
Happening
To
Him
And
With
The
Sharpie
Marker
And
The
Stickers
And
They
Did
Some
Other
Things
That
I
Can't
Remember
Right
Now
But
Wow
That
Was
A bit
Of
A
Shock
Especially
Early
In
The
Morning
Before
Coffee
Yeah
Definitely
Wow
That's
Kidding me
I
Have
A story
About
That
Too
But
It's
Not
From
Descon
It's
From
Hope
Hey
Close
Enough
Tell
It
Alright
We
Were
Sitting
There
Like
This
Past
Hope
It
Was
Me
Epiphany
Mattis
And
There
Was
Some
Other
People
There
Too
And
One
Person
He
Shall
Remain
Nameless
He
Just
Passed
Out
In
This
Lobby
We
Were
On
The
10th
Floor
Of
The
Pennsylvania
And
He
Passed
Out
In
The
Lobby
Right
Next
To
The
Elevator
So
Me
And
Epiphany
Went
And
Got
The
Empty
Bottles
Of
Alcohol
That
We
Drinking
And
We
Put
It
Under
His
Arm
And
One
Next
To
His
Face
And
Everything
Like
That
And
I
Think
Security
Was
Coming
Up
Right
As
We
Were
Coming
Down
Did
Security
Do
Anything
I
Think
They
Just
Woke
Him
Up
We
Walked
By
He
Was
Way
Past
Out
We
Couldn't
Move
Him
Around
Anywhere
And
He
Wouldn't
Wake
Up
So
I
Think
Security
Woke
Him
Up
And
Made
Him
Really
Because
By
We
Went
Back
15
20
Minutes
Later
And
He
Was
Gone
Probably
Kicked
To
The
Hospital
With
The
Stomach
Pumped
Yes
Hey
Epiphany
Did
We
Have
The
Picture
Of
Captain
Crunch
That
We
Put
Next
To
His
Face
I
Think
We
Put
That
One
Picture
Of
Captain
Crunch
Next
To
His
Face
Too
The
Captain
Crunch
Is
Watching
You
Poop
Yeah
One
Of
Strong's
Favorites
So yeah
It was
Pretty
Fun
Now I
Know
Not to
Pass
Out
Ever
Another
Thing
Not to
Do
At
Def
Con
Or
Any
Convention
Really
Is
Don't
Do
Anything
Extraordinarily
Stupid
And
Doubly
So
Don't
Let
Anyone
Photographing
You
Do
It
There
Is
A
There
Is
A
Photograph
Of
Someone
Who
Is
Now
For
Reasons
Which
You'll
See
In
A
Minute
Is
Banned
Permanently
From
Ever
Coming
Back
To
Def
Con
Ouch
He's
Standing
On
The
Payphone
Enclosure
With
A
Crowbar
The
Payphone
Off
The
Wall
Oh
That's
Just
Wrong
Yeah
And
I
Think of
Payphones
Apple.org
Is still
Up
Yes
Go to
Apple.org
And
Submit
Your
Payphones
I'll
Be
Doing
All
The
Payphones
At
The
Alexis
Park
I
Didn't
Do
Them
Last
Year
Because
It
Was
Too
Busy
But
Oh
They
Will
Be
Done
This
Year
Oh
But
I
Think
The
Guy
Who
Crowbar
The
Payphone
Off
Of
The
Off
Of
The
Wall
Got
About
Halfway
Through
The
Lobby
Before
Security
Started
To
Chase
Him
And
I
Think
That
Phone
Just
Ended
Up
In
The
Pool
Again
Kids
Don't
Be an
Asshat
Don't
Do
This
Kind
Of
Asshat
Yet
Another
Fun
Handy
Tip
For
Def
Con
Don't
Put
Let me
Try and
Figure out
How I
Can
Put
This
In
Terms
That
Are
Suitable
For
Radio
Don't
Put
Your
Body
Part
Into
Orifices
That
Are
Not
Your
Own
Unless
You
Feel
That
The
Risk
Is
Acceptable
Or
You're
Using
Protection
Or
You
Brought
The
Orifice
With
You
It's
You
Know
How
We
Were
Talking
About
The
Moonshine
Earlier
Same
Kind
Of
Strategy
Yeah
If you
Know it's
Safe
Okay
Just be
Sure
It's
Safe
Yeah
Definitely
Speaking of
Being
Probed and
Everything
Another thing
For
Basically
Any
Type
Of
Security
Convention
Out
There
And
In
Some
Cases
Anime
Conventions
I'm
Not
Going
To
Say
How
I
Know
This
But
I'm
Just
Going to
Leave it
At
That
Be
Careful
What
You
Transmit
Over
The
Network
People
Are
Very
Trusting
Sometimes
And
You know
I
My
Friend
And I
My
Friends
And I
Went
Down
Last
Year
We
Were
Incredibly
Paranoid
About
Getting
Anywhere
Near
Any
Type
Of
Electronic
Device
And
Doing
Any
Type
Of
Sensitive
Information
Essentially
With
The
ATM
We
Walked
Not
Into
The
Lexus
Park
We
Didn't
Do
That
One
Of
Course
Not
We
Didn't
Even
Go to
The
Hard
Rock
Cafe
We
Found
One
That
Was
As
Far
As
Humanly
Possible
Away
From
DEFCON
You know
Just
So
We
Could
Use
It
And
Feel
Some
What
A
More
Safe
Well
I
Have
A
Story
About
This
Like
That
Same
Morning
While
We
Were
Sitting
There
Waiting
For
Like
The
Pre
Registration
To
Start
Like
We
In
A
Lobby
I
Think
It
Was
After
The
Moonshine
We
Were
Just
Sitting
There
Chilling
And
All
Of
A
These
Kids
Three
Kids
They
Were
15
14
Years
Old
They
Walk
In
The
Lobby
The
First
Thing
They
See
Is
This
Atm
There
It
Not
A
Registered
Atm
To
Anybody
It
Just
One
Of
Those
Generic
On
One
Of
Those
Private
ATMs
Yeah
They
Walk
Up
To
It
Within
A
Minute
They
Have
It
Owned
Like
The
Administrator
Panel
Is
Up
And
They
Just
Walk
Away
Laughing
And
I
Just
Like
Okay
Not
Using
The
ATM
Around
here
Yeah
It's
Disgusting
And
My
Friend
Tells
Me
That
Last
Year
That
ATM
In
The
Lobby
Which
I
Guess
Is
Like
The
Most
Infamous
ATM
In
All
Of
Hackerdom
Now
But
The
ATM
In
The
Lobby
He
Looked
At
The
Back
And
There
Is
A
Phone
Line
Coming
Out
Of
It
With
Four
With
Four
Bridge
Taps
Coming
Off
Of
It
Oh
I
Think
He
Dropped
Yeah
It
Sounds
Like
He
Dropped
Off
Let
Me
Let
Me
Attempt
To
Get
Him
Back
And
There
We
Go
He
He's
Back
He's
Back
We
Had
A
Huge
Storm
Outside
Right
Now
Coming
Through
Oh
Hopefully
We'll
Get
Dropped
Again
No
We're
Good
So
Where
Were
We
Were
Talking
About
The
Owned
ATM
Your
Friend
Was
Looking
At
The
Back
Of
It
We
Can
Edit
All
This
Out
Yeah
So
Those
Kids
Just
Walk
Up
To
The
ATM
And
Two
Minutes
Later
They
Had
It
Owned
Administrator
Panel
Up
And
Everything
And
They
Were
Just
Walking
Around
And
I
Went
Up
And
Checked
It
Out
And
There
Was
Access
To
Everything
It
Was
Pretty
Nuts
That
Was
My
First
Defcon
Experience
Ever
It's
Kind
Of
Disturbing
That
ATMs
Even
Had
That
Panel
In
The
First
Place
Yeah
A
Friend
Of
Mine
Went
To
Use
The
ATM
Last
Year
You
Know
Thought
Maybe
It
Was
Safe
But
He
Looked
At
The
Back
And
The
Phone
Line
Coming
Out
Of
The
ATM
Had
Not
One
Not
Two
But
Four
Bridge
Taps
Coming
Out
Of
It
Going
Off
To
Parts
Unknown
That
Would
Be
Fun
To
Follow
Those
Yes
The
Interesting
Thing
Was
That
It
Wasn't
Just
You
Know
Four
Bridge
Taps
On
The
Phone
Line
They
Were
Bridge
Taps
On
Bridge
Taps
Wow
There
Was
Like
One
Bridge
Tap
Coming
Off
The
Phone
Line
And
Then
Someone
Had
Bridge
Tapped
The
Bridge
Tap
You
Know
I'm
Actually
Curious
How
Many
Go
Ahead
Sorry
I
Was
I
Thought
ATMs
Had
Protection
I
Always
Thought
There
Was
Something
Like
A
Safety
Like
A
Safe
You
Might
Do
Line
Tap
I
Would
Assume
Well
Plus
Also
These
Aren't
Quote
Unquote
Real
ATMs
They're
The
Stupid
Silly
ATMs
That
Charge
You
$15
Like
We
Said
And
So
You
Never
Know
You
Might
Get
Some
Code
Grindr
From
I
Want
To
Say
Out
Loud
I
Not
Trying
To
Insult
Anybody
Here
You
Might
Get
Some
Code
Grindr
From
India
Who
You
Know
Doesn't
Even
Think
Of
That
No
Yeah
So
The
Other
Thing
Is
Speaking
Of
Security
Is
This
Story
Came
From
Natas
I
Was
He
Was
Also
Going
To
Be
On
The
Show
This
Evening
But
He's
Feeling
Sick
So
Hey
Natas
I
Hope
You're
Feeling
Better
By
The
Time
This
Airs
Yeah
He
Was
You
Need
To
Get
Better
Yeah
Of
God
Just
This
Random
Screen
Name
No
What
Do
You
Mean
I
Don't
I
Don't
Know
Anybody
Name
So
And
So
Well
He
Just
Pasted
Us
He
Just
Pasted
Me
Our
Entire
IM
Conversation
We
Had
A
Similar
Situation
Like
That
At
Descon
Remember
Oh
Yeah
Didn't
We
Sniff
Someone's
AIM
Password
And
We
Pretended
To
Be
Them
Or
Something
Yeah
We
Logged
On
At
The
Same
Time
Whoever
We
Were
Talking
To
Was
So
Confused
Because
They
Didn't
Know
Who
Exactly
They
Were
Talking
To
We
Say
Something
And
They
Would
Write
Back
And
The
Other
Person
Wouldn't
Understand
Why
They
Were
Writing
Or
Saying
What
They
Were
Saying
Oh
Yeah
That
Was
Fun
Yeah
The
Defcon
Network
There's
A
Huge
Wi-Fi
Network
But
It's
The
Most
Insecure
Thing
You
Can
Ever
Possibly
Hope
To
Connect
Your
Trapped
My
Perfect
Term
For
It
Is
If
Anyone
Has
Ever
Watched
Mad
Max
And
Sort
Of
The
Lawful
Land
That's
Left
Over
After
The
Post
Apocalyptic
Word
That
They
Have
There
That
That's
What
It
Is
It's
People
Just
Biker
Gangs
Roving
Along
Sniffing
Your
Password
And
People
Smacking
Each
Other
Around
And
Port
Scans
Galore
It's
Interesting
And
Alexis
Park
Has
Its
Own
Wired
Network
That
It's
By
The
Second
Day
It's
Slow
As
All
Heck
I
Mean
It
Works
And
It's
Okay
But
At
The
Same
Time
You
Know
Someone's
Watching
You
Don't
Want
Them
Watching
You
I
Think
I've
Heard
Stories
To
The
Effect
That
People
Will
Get
There
Before
Con
Starts
And
Set
Up
A
Desktop
Computer
With
A
Huge
Hard
Drive
And
Plug
It
Into
The
Network
And
Just
Log
All
The
Traffic
That
Goes
Over
The
Network
I'm
Sure
It
Should
Be
Simple
It
Should
Basically
Our
Poison
The
Entire
Thing
I'm
Curious
What
Kind
Of
Network
They
Have
Over
There
I'm
Curious
As to
If
Someone
Comes
Along
And
Takes
A
Precaution
Before
This
Convention
Shows
Up
There
Is
Something
Called
The
Wall
Of
Sheep
I
Was
Just
About
To
Get
Into
That
Would
You
Like
To
Explain
This
Yeah
I'll
Explain
What
The
Wall
Of
Sheep
Is
Pretty
Much
There
Are
People
Who
Sit
There
And
They
Watch
The
Network
And
Anytime
They
See
A
Password
To
Some
Sort
Of
Unsecured
Protocol
An
Email
Password
Or
An
FTP
Password
Or
Any
Password
Or
Something
Of
The
Wall
Of
Sheep
And
The
Wall
Of
Sheep
Is
A
Giant
Projector
Screen
That
Has
All
Of
Your
Passwords
Listed
Along
With
Your
Username
And
They
Have
Been
Kind
They
Actually
Started
Asterisking
Out
The
Middle
Portion
Of
Your
Password
So
Your
Real
Password
Isn't
There
But
You
Look
At
It
Sometimes
You
Say
Well
That
One's
That
Word
The
One's
This
Word
That
One's
That
Word
And
They
Also
Have
Fun
Comments
Making
Fun
Of
One
Thing
To
Clarify
They
Are
Not
Going
To
Be
Sitting
There
And
Trying
To
Decrypt
Your
Passwords
Anything
Plain
Text
Over
The
Network
Is
Going
To
Get
Anything
That
Anything
That's
Just
Sitting
Out
There
They'll
Grab
The
Low
Hanging
Fruit
But
At
The
Same
Point
These
Are
The
Official
Stuff
That
They
Do
And
You
Know
There
Is
Someone
Out
There
Sniffing
All
Your
Passwords
And
Running
John
The
Ripper
On
Them
There
Has
To
Be
Some
Script
Kitty
With
Nothing
Better
To
Do
Than
Sniff
The
Network
In
Las
Vegas
And
That's
The
Other
Thing
If
You're
Going
To
Def
Con
If
You're
Going
All
The
Way
To
Vegas
To
Go
To
Def
Con
You're
Spending
All
That
Money
Socialize
With
People
Yes
Amen
Yes
There
Are
You'll
See
This
There
Are
People
Lining
The
Hallways
With
Their
Laptops
You
Will
Walk
Past
A
Person
For
The
Entire
Weekend
Who
Is
There
Playing
With
The
Laptop
Sitting
In
The
Same
Position
Not
Moving
Yeah
And
At
The
Same
Point
You
May
Whip
Out
Your
Laptop
You
May
Start
Using
It
But
I
Don't
Know
Someone
Was
Talking
About
An
IRC
I'm
Not
Going
to
Drop
Names
I
Think
I
Know
Who
It
Is
And
They
Were
Saying
Well
Geez
How
Do
I
Sign
Into
IRC
From
DEFCON
And
My
Password
Is
Going
To
Get
Sniffed
And
My
Response
Was
Why
Are
You
Signing
In
The
IRC
At
All
I
May
Pop
In
There
Occasionally
To
Check
My
Messages
See
If
Anyone
Messaged
Me
Or
Something
But
At
The
Same
Point
You
Know
Why
I
Don't
Care
I'm
Not
Going
To
Talk
To
The
People
I'm
In
Las
Vegas
I'm
Going
To
Hanging
Out
With
Strom
Is
Cool
And
Sub
Zero
Sub
Zero
Is
Also
Cool
I'm
Going
I'll
Bring
All
My
Phone
And
We'll
Have
A
Phone
Party
Have
You
Guys
Ever
Seen
Paying
Bus
Okay
No
We're
Not
Going
There
This
Is
A
PG
Rated
Show
Leave
That
At
No
We'll
Leave
That
In
There
We'll
Just
Leave
It
That
If
You
Want
To
Find
Out
What
That
Is
Email
Sub
Zero
At
What's
Your
Email
address
Sub
Ben
Road
There
You
Go
We're
All
Set
Yeah
I'm
Going
To
Get
Like
50
Million
Emails
What
The
Hell
Never
Yeah
So
Ben
Even
If
You
See
Someone
There
Hanging
Out
On
Their
Laptop
Sit
Down
Next
To
Them
Start
To
A
Conversation
Sure
They
Might
Just
Scream
And
Run
Away
But
Hey
At
Something
That
Last
Year
I
Hung
Out
With
My
Friends
And
You
Know
Nothing
Personal
Of
Them
Of
Course
John
Justin
You
Know
You're
Cool
It's
No
One of
The thing
Is
I
Never
Met
Anybody
I
Never
Actually
Sat
Around
And
Started
Talking
To
People
And
That's
Something
I'm
Not
Good
At
I
Will
Admit
But
I'm
You
Know
I'm
About
At
Attempt
To
Socialize
A little
More
Meet
Some
Of
The
People
That
I've
Heard
Of
And
You
Will
Meet
Tons
Of
Interesting
People
It's
A
Once
A
Year
Opportunity
Because
You're
There
With
Thousands
Of
Other
People
Who
Share
Exactly
The
Same
Interests
That
You
Do
And
It's
A
Chance
To
Meet
These
People
In
Person
It's
A
Chance
To
Make
Friends
I've
Kept
In
Touch
With
Many
Friends
That
I
Made
Def
Con
And
It's
Really
A
Cool
Thing
You
Know
I
Took
The
Step
Of
Printing
Up
Business
Cards
With
All
My
Contact
Information
On
Them
If
Anyone
Wants
To
Sign
Business
Cards
Just
Come
Up
And
Say
Hi
To
Me
I'll
Be
The
Chunky
Guy
There
Wearing
Black
I
May
Not
Did
You
Get
Your
Business
Cards
From
You
Know
I
Procrastinated
Too
Much
And
I
Turned
Them
In
To
The
Printing
Shop
Just
Under
The
Wire
So
If
They
May
Be
Ready
On
Wednesday
I
Hope
They
Do
Yeah
Maybe
We'll
Run
To
Kinko's
Or
Something
And
Print
Them
Up
On
Their
Laser
Printer
Or
Something
Yeah
Well
If
By
Wednesday
It
Looks
Like
They're
Not
Going
Ready
I'll
Just
Run
To
Staples
Or
Something
And
Grab
Business
Cards
And
Print
them
Up
On
That
Yeah
We
Were
Going
To
Do
Some
As
Well
But
Like
We
Just
Perfaceted
We
Had
So
Many
Other
Things
Going
On
That
We
Never
Got
Around
To
It
Well
I
Did
Some
Work
For
A
Friend
Of
A
Friend
And
She
Rewarded
Me
With
A
Hundred
Dollar
Staples
Certificate
So
I
Was
Like
Oh
What
The
Hell
Am I
Going
To
Spend
This
On
Oh
Shit
They
Have
Printing
There
I
Can
Go
Make
Business
Cards
So
I
Show
Up
And
I
Say
I'd
Like
100
Business
Cards
Please
Oh
We
Can't
Do
100
Business
Cards
So
We
Can
Only
Do
A
Thousand
Oh
Okay
So
I
Have
This
Huge
Stack
Of
Business
Cards
Now
And
I'm
Probably
Going
To
Plow
Through
At
The
Most
A
Tenth
Of
Them
I'll
Be
Tossing
To
People
I
Don't
Even
Know
Here
Email
Me
Just
Take
A
Business
Card
I
Stuff
To
This
One
Guy
In
Front
Of
Us
And
Lying
To
Get
Into
Hacker
Jeopardy
And
He
Started
Talking
To
Me
And
We
Did
Some
Small
Chit
Chats
And
He
I
Work
For
A
Small
Chip
Company
And
We
Like
Oh
Cool
We
Like
What
Company
I
Don't
Know
If
You
Don't
Work
For
Intel
And
He
Looked
Out
Business
Guards
And
This
Senior
Security
Analyst
From
Intel
Was
Just
Talking
To
He
Handed
Out
Business
Guards
It
Was
Pretty
Cool
You
Meet
Amazing
People
There
I
I'm
Nosy
On
Conversations
I
Like
People
Watch
That
Was
One
Of
The
Fed
Win
A
Prize
I
Think
You
Had
An
I
Spotted
The
Fed
T-Shirt
Or
Something
I
Think
That
Is
And
I
Believe
The
Fed
Gets
I
Am
The
Fed
T-Shirt
Yeah
T-Shirts
Yeah
Of
Course
And
If
You
Are
A
Fed
And
You're
Listening
To
This
And
You
Want
I
Think
They
Did
That
Last
Year
I'm
Not
sure
If
They
Did
Again
This
Year
But
If
You
Want
An
I
Am
The
Fed
T-Shirt
But
You
Don't
Really
Want
To
Be
Spotted
As
The
Fed
You
Can
Just
Go
To
Them
And
Say
Hey
Here's
My
Business
Card
I
Am
A
T-Shirt
Yeah
I
Think
It
Would
Like
A
Last
Day
To
Walk
Around
With
A
T-Shirt
Anyway
Oh
Yes
I
Am
The
Fed
Def
Con
Yeah
Make
Some
T-Shirt
Say
I
Am
The
Feed
I
Am
The
Feed
Yeah
Yes
Def
Con
Is
Also
A
Place
Where
You
Can
Show
Off
Any
Really
Cool
Projects
That
You've
Been
Working
On
And
Something
That
Ratchet
And
I
Have
Been
Working
On
Somewhat
Feverishly
Especially
For
The
Last
Couple
Weeks
But
We've
Had
This
Idea
For
A
Bit
It's
Called
Def
Con
By
Phone
Actually, you know what we never did?
We never did personal hacking stories.
You want to, like, you know, try to splice that in?
Personal hacking stories?
Yes.
I think we went straight into the DEF CON stuff.
Hmm.
I don't have any really intriguing personal hacking stories.
Yes, you do.
You have DEF CON by phone.
Well, I'm segwaying into that now.
Oh, okay.
All right, we'll edit this out.
1-22-09.
Wow, it's an hour and 20 minutes already.
Shit.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, we're doing great.
Sweet.
Anyway, DEF CON is also a great place to show off any cool projects you may have been working on.
And one of the things that Ratchet and I have been working on is called DEF CON by phone.
And I got this idea last year.
You know, I said, you know, I misplaced my paper schedule, and the paper schedule was wrong anyway.
And I said to myself, it would be really cool if I could somehow, you know,
have a dynamically updated version of the schedule online or over the phone or something.
So what DEF CON by phone is, it's just that.
It's an interactive telephone schedule.
You call it up, and you can find out what's coming up, you know, in the next hour or two.
Or you can set up an account and have it call you back to remind you that shows that you want to see are going to happen.
It's pretty cool.
I did most of the coding on this.
I'll toot my own horn.
But I've got to say, this is pretty neat.
I thoroughly enjoyed this.
It's just very useful.
It's like one of the first, quote, unquote, useful projects I've ever done.
Oh, yeah.
And I've been involved incredibly heavily with it because I'm the voice of DEF CON by phone.
And I've been standing in front of my microphone for, you know, dozens and dozens of hours just recording the schedule into the microphone.
And let me tell you, my brain is fried, and I still have, you know, half the descriptions to get through.
Half of them?
Oh, God.
Yeah, I don't know if we will.
We're going to have them.
I'm going to try and have all the descriptions done ahead of time.
But if we don't, maybe we can just, you know, have a few missing or ignore them completely for this year.
Yeah, well, I mean, that's what it works out to be.
Yeah.
Anyway, that's the other thing I've been working on, too.
I guess we're sort of segwaying into personal hacking stories after the main topic.
But I've been doing most of the DEF CON by phone stuff.
I've been fixing a lot of the stuff that we've broken because we used to run it on my dev server,
and we've moved it actually up to the production server.
And I've been working on the code to fix certain things.
And there was a lot of, like, you know, little kludges that I've done to fix stuff that don't work anymore.
Quote, it shouldn't work.
It shouldn't be done.
That's the way it is.
And the OCD of me has been, you know, making me fix that.
And I've been integrating all the Strom sayings, and I've been working on the administrative interface.
It's a pretty complex project.
I didn't expect it to be this tough.
Yeah, I didn't expect it to be this much recording, let me tell you.
Yeah, well, I mean, I don't think originally we were thinking about show descriptions
when we were thinking about how much of the stuff we had to do.
Yeah.
Oh, well.
Are you having a full show description on there, too?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, for example, let me pull up.
Should I pull up and three-way in one of the descriptions?
Actually, you know what I think you should do?
I think you should talk about Tool Tool.
Oh, yeah, Tool Tool.
Because you were talking about that earlier.
Yeah.
These descriptions, I'm pretty much reading them in as they appear on the DEF CON website.
And it looks like as they appear on the DEF CON website is pretty much what the speakers submitted to DEF CON.
Yeah.
And for the most part, they're easy to read, but I don't have time to proofread all of these before dictating them in.
And so I just pretty much pick up the copy, hit record, and start reading.
And there are some of these that are, to put it mildly, not the most well-written pieces of prose ever.
There are typos.
There are grammar errors.
There are things that just totally screw me up.
There's one.
I don't remember exactly which one it was, but it says,
something or other is a Tool Tool that allows you to do something or something.
And we have a sound clip of him going,
so-and-so is a Tool Tool.
And all of a sudden, you just hear a stop.
Tool Tool?
What the hell is that?
Let me see if I've got it.
You should have left that in at the original, man.
Here it is.
Here's Tool Tool dot WAVE.
Let me pull this.
Let me play this here.
As part of this talk, I will release a Tool Tool.
Like, a Tool Tool?
What the hell?
Could you hear that?
Yes, I can't wait to go on my end.
Let me do it one more time, just for the record.
As part of this talk, I will release a Tool Tool.
Like, a Tool Tool?
What the hell?
So, yes, you know, go to the talk, get a Tool Tool.
A Tool Tool.
So, there's a whole bunch of outtakes of me making recordings.
And what I think I'm going to do is,
if you're coming to DEF CON,
and you're coming to the Asterisk Talk,
I'm probably going to give away a copy or two
of the DEF CON by phone outtakes reel on CD.
Nice.
You know, I think we should actually,
we might play the,
depending on how well it's taken
and what people think of it,
we may play it on BinRev Radio next week.
And I think we're starting to run out of time,
if I'm not mistaken.
Yeah, it's about an hour and 25 minutes and so on.
So, yeah.
So, Sub-Zero, do you have any personal hacking stories?
What have you been up to lately?
We have a lot.
I'm personally involved in two huge projects right now
that I really can't say anything about.
They'll be released, though,
like, right after DEF CON or shortly after.
We're going to be doing one actually at DEF CON
and directly after, like, this following week.
Okay, can you give us a hint of what they might be?
I'm just, no.
It's given away, man.
Oh, wow.
I'm excited.
Yeah, we have some big things, like, going on.
You guys will like it.
Well, I'm excited.
I'm excited.
I'm actually curious what the hell it is.
I'm going to say, okay, I'll give you one hint.
It has to do with my avatar in the forums.
Okay, so that would be forums.binrev.com,
and it's Sub-Zero 1037?
Yep.
Okay, so I actually don't remember what your avatar is.
I'm going to have to check that out after the show.
But for everyone else, that's what you're going to do.
DJ Moles has the same avatar,
and then there's a reoccurrence of it in one of Doug's avatars.
So you guys check that out.
I think I have a thread started, like, a while ago.
It's kind of, like, Doug now, or, like, in deep.
But whoever can come up with what it actually means
or, like, what it actually stands for will win the prize.
And, like, we'll get, like, recognition within our project and stuff.
Wow.
Okay, I'm curious what the hell this is now.
So, anyway, so that will be released after DEF CON,
whatever those two things are.
And we'll be waiting with, are they going to be announced on the forums,
or is there someplace we can look?
One will be announced on the forums.
One's a Geek Love radio project that we're working on.
Okay.
And that's actually going to be released in January and February.
We're working on it right now.
That's more of a deeper project,
and that's going to be way bigger than anything, like, we've ever done.
So that's, like, taking a while right now to work on.
But this other project we have with the forums avatar thing,
and that's going to be released, and we're going to be doing stuff with that.
It's going to be cool.
You guys will see.
Okay, so I will hopefully tell you what, as soon as I find out what it is,
I'll remember to announce that on BinRev Radio,
so everyone listening at home can figure it out.
Sounds good.
All right.
Announcements.
Okay, well, actually, you know, DEF CON, same as last week,
you know, it's going to be still, it's going to start running Friday to Sunday this weekend,
and we're going to have two major things out there.
It's going to be Stromonize Talk, which is Saturday 7 to 9,
and actually, hold on, we'll find out what that is.
Par 2?
Parthenon 3 and 4, isn't it?
Oh, Parthenon 3 and 4.
See, if you go to DEF CON by phone, you can find that out,
and you can automatically know.
It'll be cool.
Yes.
And the other major thing is day one on Friday in Apollo,
which is another room over there,
StankDoc will be giving his presentation,
which is hacking Google AdWords,
and that will be running from 3 to 4.
I said Apollo, right?
Yes, I think you said Apollo.
Okay, Apollo, that's where it is.
Actually, I've got the description of hacking Google AdWords somewhere around here.
I'm sure you do.
I'm sure you have lots of things.
Shoot, I think maybe I...
Well, I mean, I've seen the presentation.
It's really cool.
It's really interesting,
and he's found some really neat things you can do with Google AdWords.
Just, you know, simple.
It varies from security problems to, you know, various silliness that you can pull off with it.
It's a cool presentation.
Go check it out.
And plus, you know, StankDoc's going to be there.
Always show up to support StankDoc.
I can't wait to go see it.
Of course, the dilemma I'm having is,
do I or do I not point out the typo he made in his description?
I don't think you should do that.
He's going to be within punching distance.
Yeah, I would run if you didn't do it.
Yeah, so those are the two major things that we're doing.
I'll send shouts out to Nandis, and I hope he gets better before DEF CON.
I, you know, I'm sorry he's feeling sick.
I actually were hoping to get him on the show because he had some fun stories, too.
Yeah.
But other than that, you know, shouts out to everyone coming up at DEF CON.
And if you see me, you know, come up to me after Straum and I's presentation.
We'll be glad to talk.
For those of you who hang out at 9 autographs that, you know, give you pieces of our clothing,
that sort of stuff.
I like my clothing.
I'll probably be the only person not dressed in black there.
If you see some preppy kid walking around, that'd probably be me.
I'll be slightly dressed up, I think.
I'll be dressing normally.
I don't, I really am not for the whole dressing like a schmuck thing.
For those of you who know, if you need to contact me during DEF CON,
and actually my contact information has been posted up on the forum.
So check it out there if you want to, you know, say hi or, you know, move up.
I'll be, you know, floating around.
Leave me a voicemail, whatever.
Yeah, if you want to contact me during DEF CON as well,
there's my phone number on StraumCarlson.com.
And my AIM handle is, of course, StraumCarlson.
So AIM will be going directly to our hip tops.
And actually, Straum and I will be hanging out together.
We're shacking up in not that sense.
Oh, don't you wish, Ratchet.
Oh, yes, I do.
And, you know, basically, probably if you talk to one of us,
you'll run into the other.
So, yeah.
Yeah, I'll be in my hip top, too.
And I'm going to be on Sub-Zero Wi-Fi.
So if you guys need to get a hold of me, too.
Oh, okay.
I'll actually add that to my buddy list.
Side of the week this week, I'll just put it out to DEF CON.org.
Yes, definitely.
Oh, and I forgot, I forgot, shout to Murdoch,
who called me up drunkenly and asked me a phone question
just before we got started here.
All right.
So side of the week, DEF CON 8.
Email radio at binrev.com.
And closing music, I'll have to splice it in
because I haven't chosen anything.
More proof that we at DEF CON Radio,
or not DEF CON,
we at BINREV Radio are really prepared
and we really know exactly what we're doing.
All this is getting edited out.
I'm just going to put myself in and sound fine.
So anyway,
make me not sound like an idiot.
I forgot to do that this morning.
So, okay, three, two, one.
So anyway, we will,
actually, we're not sure what's up next week.
We're going to have some type of content.
We're not sure if it's going to be abbreviated
or if it's just going to be,
you know, we're actually going to have something going on.
We're not sure yet,
so we'll figure it out when we get there.
Tune in.
See you next week.
Same hack time, same hack channel.
See you next week.
We'll be right back.