This is dedicated to all the hackers and the crackers
I see in binary, I speak source code
Step on my toes, I'll post a million jpegs with you in a fag pose
In your digital stance, getting firewalls ho
Cause I'm riding the net in my six-fold
I was a dick with my 56
Now with my cable, I'm able to get that stable
On the out, my name is Ace and I'm a Leo
On the digital highway, my name is Neo and I'm a hero
In a flash, I'll screw you on burning dreamcast
You need some ISO? Let me through my hard drive rifle
Our exchange you could never stifle
In a digital hood, you just caught the love bug
I bootlegged your CD, I caused a fight between Un and Jay-Z
Cause CG, it's all gonna be free
Whether we take it by force or we take it night free
You feel that rattle in your bones
When I tell you we just packed out Jones
And NASDAQ leaves your fight on your back
Cause I am he who loves to hack and crack
This is dedicated to the hackers and the criminals
They're real phones, source codes, ISO, RAND, SIP, SIP
Welcome to Binary Revolution Radio, episode 112
For September 6, 2005
This is a recording, I'm Strom Carlson
And I'm Black Ratchet
And I'm back, I'm back from Brazil
I filled all of my invoices and receipts
And I don't know what else he was telling me to do
Cause I actually haven't listened to last week's episode
So
Yes, the cheering throngs of people
Will now resume their
Dances as I have returned
I'm really tired
That was much rejoicing
Not much housekeeping this week
Any feedback from your episodes, Strom?
Not that I'm aware of
Nothing
Yeah
So
Yeah, last week's episode
From what I can tell
It was a success
No negative feedback
And
We do have something new to announce
Binrev Radio now has a call-in voicemail line
So instead of emailing us
You can also leave us voicemail
And what we'll do is we'll listen to your recording
And if we think it's a relevant question
Kind of the same criteria we use for the email
We will play your question on the air
So instead of us reading back your email
And mispronouncing your name
And criticizing your spelling
You just have your voice
Asking us the question on the radio show
So
And you can mispronounce your name
In true Binrev fashion
Yes
So
If any of you call me Storm
I will not use your recording
But
The number
No, I think
I think it's fair play
I think that
We can mispronounce their name
And you can pronounce theirs
I didn't say that right
Yeah, there'll just be
Yeah, there'll just be an overdub of me saying Strom
Where you mispronounced Strom
Because Strom's not a difficult name
Anyway
Hi, I'd like to have a new episode
I have a question for
Strom
Anyway
The phone number
Get your pencil and or other writing elements ready
The phone number is
Area code
213
415
1047
I repeat
Area code
213
415
1047
And even if you don't feel like
Leaving a voicemail
Keep that number handy
As that'll probably be our
Live call online
Whenever we actually
Get off our asses
And do the show live
Yeah
So when are we going to do that, Ratchet?
Eventually
When I'm ambitious
Which should be sometime
Around the year
3050
Oh, good, good
So you guys only have
1,045 years to wait
Yep
Just mark it on your calendars
You know
Go to
Go to Staples
And buy some extra calendars
Many extra calendars
Alright
We're going to go
Dip into the email bag
This week
So
Here's the email
All right
Email bag is really
Really low this week
I was just absolutely in shock
At the sheer fact
That we did not get any email
I guess all you kids
Have gone back to school
Or something
And have more constructive
Things to do with their time
Anyway
Our first email this week
Is from Anthony
And it says
Hello
I was just listening
To episode 110
And I was really interested
In downloading
The different encoding samples
You mentioned in the show
However
After visiting your website
I was unable to find them
And it says
www.blackratchet.org
I teach a telecommunications course
And I thought it would be
Really interesting
To reinforce the concepts
We talk about
By having the students
Listen to the samples
And actually hear the differences
Between different encoding schemes
And sampling rates
Thank you for your time
And any information
You can provide
I just started listening
To your show
About a month ago
And wanted to say
Keep up the good work
And Anthony
I would just like to say
My bad
I kind of revamped
My website this week
And they got sort of
Lost in the shuffle
And I never actually
Posted all of the stuff
I don't think I actually
Ever posted the presentation
We were talking about
Actually
I've never posted
The presentation period
Because someone still
Has it stuck on his laptop
Hey
There's a different version
That we've been using
For the
For the radio show
That you have a copy of
In fact
You had to mail it to me
This week
So don't you go blaming me
Mr. Whatever the hell
Your name is
Yeah but I still
Haven't gotten any
The thing we got
From DEF CON
That I've wanted to get up
For almost a
Oh a month now
Someone still has it
On Schlage
Okay
So we're both
Equally at blame here
Maybe me more so
Than Ratchet
But
Well technically
Me more
I was going to say
Myself more so
Than you in this email
But
Okay
Well anyway
I'm just going to
Take this
This moment
To reinforce
Why you should call
Our call in line
For voicemail
Because I'm going to
Imitate a well known
Cartoon character
By saying
Reading this off
As sincerely
Rather than sincerely
The
Actually
By the time
You hopefully
Should hear
All the stuff
From our
DEF CON presentation
And this radio show
Because we're actually
Doing the
Second part of
The Osterisk rehash
This week
Because we're both
Deathly tired
And just wanted
To read stuff
Off the powerpoint slide
Is going to be
Up on my website
And that will be
Blackratchet.org
The new and improved
Blackratchet.org
But we will talk
More about that later
I'll also have
A mirror up
On stromcarlson.com
So you have
Your choice
Of orange
Or whatever
The hell
The color
Your site is
Actually
My site's
Kind of
Light aqua blue
Or some
Strange nonsense
Okay
So orange
Or light aqua blue
It's your choice
Yeah
Nuclear orange
Yes
Nuclear orange
Nuclear 1970s orange
Yes
You can go read
This one
Okay
This one comes
From
How did you
Pronounce it
Axquan
This one
Comes from
Axquan
He says
Hi
In a past episode
110
You've talked about
Different codecs
Used by asterisk
And said that you're
Using one of them
To save disk space
Well as far as
Voice is concerned
It's quite good
But the opening
And closing music
Sounds horrible
It was painful
For me to even
Listen to that
Not to mention
Taking pleasure
From listening to it
So can you please
Change the sound
Quality to something
Better
I know
This extra
Two or three
Megabyte
Multiplied
By the number
Of listeners
Gives a huge
Amount of
Bandwidth
But the show
Can't stand
The way it
Is now
And one more
Thing about
Strom Carlson
Music Review
TM
It might be a
Good idea
To actually
Present some
Music before
Getting to
Review it
Because talking
About it
Without listening
Is like talking
With a blind
About colors
Did you actually
Do the music
Review last week
Yeah I did
The music review
And I'm not
So sure
How well
It's going to
Work because
Again people
Are really
Lax in actually
Sending me stuff
So it's probably
Going to move
To the very end
Of the show
It's just kind
Of a last
Thought type
Of thing
But again
If you want
Me to review
Music
Please send
It in
And also
It's not a
Problem about
The extra
Bandwidth
Binrev
Has a hell
Of a lot
Of spanderous
To spare
However
You know
The way it
Works we have
To ratchet
Up the stream
And people
Are listening
To it
And people
Are listening
To it
On 56k
Connections
And even
If we
Bump it
Up to
Like you
Know
32 or
64
The amount
Of overhead
Involved
Means all
Of these people
Can't listen
To it
I actually
Set up
A stream
This week
It was a
Rebroadcast
Of some
New Orleans
Police traffic
And a
Couple of
People couldn't
Listen to
One of them
Because it
Was running
At 32
Kilobits
A second
And apparently
It was wreaking
Hell with their
Connections
And well
Sadly enough
They lose
Like I
Couldn't
Actually fix
Anything about
It the way
I was doing
It but
Yeah
So
And plus
We record
The show
In standard
MULA
So
We can
Pump it
Up to
Whatever you
Want
But it's
Still going
To
Basically
Sound like
ULA
Because
Hey
That's
The problem
We can't
Actually
Resample
It up
We can
Only
Resample
It down
If it's
A certain
Bit
One thing
We are
Considering
Is recording
The show
In a more
High fidelity
Format
And maybe
Having like
A high fidelity
Version you
Can download
To listen
Yes
We've been
Thinking about
That
That'll happen
Just before
The live show
Anyway
And also
I'm reaching
Down to the
Bottom of the
Mailbag
And that's
It
No one
Else has
E-mailed us
I'm very
Sad and
Disappointed
So that's
Radio
At binrev
Dot com
Apparently
Either no
One's listening
Or no
One's
E-mailing
So
Listen
E-mail
And
Give us
Call
Yes
And call
Call now
Operators
Are standing
By
Or at least
A voicemail
System is
And you
Get to hear
My wonderful
Free recorded
Message
And call
And e-mail
Or I will
Personally come
And do
Nasty things
To you
At ungodly
Hours of the
Night
Oh really
Oh that
Makes me
Excited
Yes
Well you
Know
I'm just
Kinky like
That
Yes
Anyway
What have
You been
Doing this
Week
Strom
Scrubbing
The apartment
Going back
To school
Not
All that
Much
To be
Honest
Yes
I
Well I
Figure
Going back
To school
Is one
Of those
Big
Things
Are you
Going back
To school
For computers
I'm going
Back to school
For social
Sciences
Though I
Haven't
Really
Narrowed
Down
Specifically
What social
Science
I want
To end
Up
Taking
Those
Lovely
Hacking
Degrees
Like
Hacking
Social
Sciences
Or
Something
Oh
Computer
Science
Social
Science
They
Don't
Have
Science
In
It
So
I
Guess
That's
Okay
Define
Computer
Define
Science
I
Don't
Know
I
Haven't
Been
Doing
Much
I
Actually
Set
Up
Black
Ratchet
Dot
Org
And
Completely
Revamped
It
Yes
Actually
Everyone
I'm
Saying
Dot
Org
So
Just
Deal
With
It
And
Don't
Send
Me
Email
About
It
I
Pumped
That
Up
I
Installed
Wordpress
In
A
Kind
Of
Way
Of
Actually
Making
Me
Update
It
More
Often
And
Sort
Of
Starting
To
Work
I
Guess
The
Initial
Newness
Of
It
Is
Going
To
Wear
Off
At
Some
Point
And
I'll
Stop
Updating
It
But
At
Make
It
A
Little
More
Simpler
I
Also
Been
Working
With
I
Tried
The
Blogging
Software
Once
Upon
A
Time
And
That
Was
Dead
End
I
Went
Back
To
Static
HTML
Pages
I
Just
Didn't
Have
The
Energy
Or
To
Keep
Updating
It
All
That
Often
It
When
You
Install
A
Software
Package
You're
Basically
Limited
By
That
Software
Package
There's
More
Than
A
Few
Things
That
I'm
Having
A
Problem
With
Wordpress
Which
Are
Kind
Of
Minor
Annoyances
And
That's
What
You
Lose
When
You
Lose
All
The
Little
Bits
Of
Custom
Having
Everything
You
We're
Going
To
Set
Up
A
Couple
Things
And
Hopefully
We're
Going
To
Have
Them
On
The
Show
Next
Week
Talk
About
Some
Of
Their
New
Projects
Which
Are
Going
To
Be
Somewhat
Interesting
And
See
If
We
Can't
Get
Them
Off
The
Ground
And
We
Also
Are
Working
On
Some
Undisclosed
Projects
Strom
You
Don't
Even
Know
About
This
So
Ha
Oh
Well
My
Project
That
I'm
Going
To
Disclose
Is
We're
Going
To
Do
A
Radio
Show
At
Some
Point
In
The
Not
Too
Distant
Future
Called
Introduction
To
Freaking
So
If
You
Have
Any
Phone
Freaking
Questions
Send
Them
On
In
Or
Leave us
A
Voicemail
At
The
Affirmation
Number
Yes
Everyone
Seems
To
Ask
About
This
At
Least
Once
Or
Twice
A
Week
Ever
Since
We
Started
Taking
Over
The
Show
It's
In
The
Works
It's
Going
To
Happen
Maybe
We'll
Have
That
As
Our
First
Live
Show
That'll
Work
We can
Have
Call
In
That's
A
Great
Idea
Brilliant
Of
Course
It's
A
Good
Idea
Anyway
Our
Main
Topic
Tonight
Is
We're
Going
To
Finish
Up
We'll
Have
It
For
Display
And
You
Can
Follow
Along
With
The
Slideshow
As
We
Sort
Of
Kind
Of
Promised
And
That
Didn't
Happen
Last
Time
So
Yeah
And
Actually
This
Is
Going
To
Be
A
Bit
More
Involved
Because
We're
Actually
Going
To
Have
Little
Bits
Of
Code
And
Fun
Stuff
Like
That
Other
So
I
need
A
Glass
Of
Milk
While
We
Get
Started
A
Glass
Of
Milk
All
You
Can
Design
Network
With
Asterisk
And
Set
Everything
Up
So
We're
Going
To
Go
Over
Fortunately
I
Think
This
Is
Your
Part
Of
The
Presentation
Anyway
Yeah
So
You
Don't
Need
To
You
Can
Just
Skip
Over
On
Your
Milk
There
And
My
Presentation
Is
Not
Working
You
Were
Supposed
To
Have
This
Working
Ahead
Of
Time
Ratchet
It
Is
There
We
Go
I
Don't
Know
That's
Really
Weird
It
Was
Just
Not
Responding
To
Any
Of
My
Keys
I
Wonder
If
My
Virus
Scan
Kicked
Off
Anyway
We're
Going
To
Kick
Off
With
Interconnecting
Asterisk
Tonight
So
Just
Sort
Of
Bring
Up
Your
Presentation
That
You've
Downloaded
And
This
And
The
First
Thing
We're
Going
To
Talk
About
Is
E.164
Or
Something
Called
Enum
And
That's
Basically
It's
A
System
That's
Based
On
DNS
It's
Designed
To
Translate
Phone
Numbers
Over
To
Addresses
So
People
Can
Interconnect
One
Thing
I
Should
Interject
Before
You
Get
Started
The
Title
Slide
You're
Looking
For
Is
Interconnecting
Asterisk
Network
Design
Because
There's
Another
Interconnecting
Asterisk
Slide
Before
This
Network
Design
Is
What
You
Want
To
Look
For
Yes
Network
Design
There
We
Go
And
We're
Going
To
Talk
About
Enum
Which
Is
A
Way
Designing
Networks
So
Like I
Said
It
Was
Based
On
DNS
It's
Designed
To
Translate
Phone
Numbers
To
URLs
What
It
Is
Designed
To
Allow
Any
Number
To
Be
Queried
If
It
Exists
And
Basically
You
Dial
A
Number
If
You
Query
And
If
It
Exists
You
Can
Bypass
The
Public
Switch
Telephone
Network
And
Not
Have
To
Pay
For
Anything
It
Was
Designed
By
The
ITU
Which
As
You
For
Paying
Attention
Two
Weeks
Ago
It's
The
International
Telecommunications
Union
And
Officially
It's
Supposed
To
Be
Used
By
Telephone
Companies
E164.org
It's
A
Free
Do
It
Yourself
Solution
What
They
Do
Is
They
Have
Over
350,000
Numbers
On
Records
Including
My
Own
And
What
They
Also
Brag
About
Is
Having
78
Million
Special
PSTN
Services
But
Basically
That's
Not
That
Exciting
It
Sounds
A
More
Important
Than
What
It
Really
Is
Which
Is
800
Numbers
So
How
Enum
Works
And
I'm
Basically
Going
To
Describing
We
Have
This
Wonderful
Little
Graphic
But
That
Doesn't
Work
Well
On
The
Radio
So
Say
I
Wanted
To
Call
Strom
And
I
Pick
Up
My
Phone
And
I
Dial
311-555-2368
Which
Of course
As you
All
Know
Is
Strom
So
Call
Him
Today
Use
The
Example
Of
My
Real
Number
On
Our
Network
Here
I
Don't
Know
What
The
That
One
Is
So
Anyway
Oh
That
One
I
Thought
We
Talking
About
Your
Other
Real
Phone
Number
And
I
Was
Like
Why
Does
He
Want
To
Give
That
Over
The
Air
No
Actually
We'll
Save
That
Number
For
I'm
Just
Talking
On
My
Number
Yeah
Keep
Going
So
I
Pick
Up
And
I
Dial
A
Phone
Number
My
PBX
What
It
Does
It
Queries
An
Enum
Server
That
I
Already
Specified
In
52368
At
Which
Point
The
Enum
Server
Goes
Checks
This
Database
And
Returns
Back
Oh
That's
Strom
At
Strom
Carlson
Dot
Com
And
It
Feeds
That
Back
In
My
PBX
Now
That
My
PBX
Knows
It's
Their
URL
And
It
Can
Actually
Use
Voice
Over
IP
It
Chooses
And
Routes
The
Phone
Call
Over
To
Strom
At
Strom
Carlson
Dot
Com
Rather
Than
Actually
Picking
Up
The
Telephone
Network
And
Dialing
311
555
2368
At
Which
Point
Because
It's
All
Voice
Over
IP
It's
Free
Saves
Me
Money
And
I
Don't
Have
To
Deal
With
Verizon
Which
Is
Always
A
Plus
It's
A
Really
Cool
Concept
However
There's
More
Than
A
Few
Problems
With
It
It's
A
Very
Top
Down
Way
Of
Doing
A
Look
Up
It's
Centrally
Managed
Centrally
Surged
Centrally
He'd
Have
To
Make
A
Configuration
Change
On
His
Server
And
It
Would
Have
To
Get
Bumped
Up
And
Everyone
Has
To
Use
The
Same
Server
In
The
Same
DNS
Hierarchy
So
It's
A
Lot
Of
Red
Tape
To
Deal
With
And
As
Far
As
I
Know
It's
Not
In
Use
By
Any
Telephone
Providers
And
My
Idea
Behind
This
Is
Hey
Why
Should
They
Save
You
Money
What
7.2
Million
After
The
Special
Codes
Or
Something
Yeah
So
7.2
Million
Phone
Numbers
And
This
E164.org
It
Has
350
Thousand
So
It's
A
Drop
In
The
Bucket
How
Many
Area
Codes
Are
There
Currently
Hundreds
Has
To
Be
More
Than
Ten
I
Can't
Say
Thousands
Because
There's
Only
Three
Digits
So
Enum
Is
One
Way
Of
Doing
It
And
There's
Another
Protocol
There
Called
Dundee
And
It's
Not
Designed
By
The
ITU
But
It's
Designed
By
The
Good
Folks
At
Digium
The
People
Who
Make
Asterisk
And
Therefore
It
Has
To
Be
Good
It's
Basically
They
Took
E164
And
Made
It
A
Fully
Peer
To
Peer
Solution
And
It's
Insanely
Easy
To
Use
And
Set
Up
And
Strom
And
I
And
A
Couple
Of
Friends
We
Essentially
Used
Dundee
To
And
I
Think
I
Don't
Know
How
Long
Do
We
Had
After
Wrangling
Everybody
And
Making
Them
Use
A
Certain
Numbering
Plan
I
Think
We
Had
It
Working
Within
24
Hours
Oh
Yeah
With
Everyone
Deploying
Their
Configurations
If
You
Get
Enough
People
In
A
Room
And
You're
All
Logged
Into
Your
Servers
You
Can
Have
It
Up
And
Running
In
Probably
I'd
Say
About
An
Hour
It's
Not
Hard
At
All
Basically
It's
Do
It
Yourself
Alternative
Rather
Than
Waiting
For
Your
Company
To
Deploy
E
164
Which
Probably
Will
Happen
Right
Before
The
Show
Goes
Live
How
Dundee
Works
It's
A Lot
Like
Nutella
Basically
What
Happens
Is
You
Pick
Up
A
Phone
I
Pick
Up
My
Phone
Number
And
I
Dial
Straum
3
1
5
2
3
6
8
And
My
Server
Talks
To
It's
Two
Servers
In
The
Node
And
Those
Two
Servers
Talk
To
Their
Two
Servers
That
They
Know
It
Could
Vary
With
The
Numbers
And
Everything
But
Essentially
What
It
Is
Propagates
The
Request
Out
The
Network
And
If
Someone
Knows
How
To
Dial
It
Says
Oh
Hey
I
Know
How
To
Dial
That
And
It
Sends
A
Reply
Back
Over
The
Network
Back
To
My
PBX
Saying
Oh
That's
Me
Contact
Me
At
You
Know
And
It
Gives
A
URL
So
It's
A
Very
Interesting
Way
It's
A
Very
Nutella
Way
Of
Looking
At
Things
For
Those
Of
You
Who
Don't
Know
Nutella
Is
An
Old
Peer
To
Peer
Filing
Sharing
System
That
Came
Out
Right
After
Napster
Could
Be
Dating
Myself
There
Dundee
However
Has
A
Few
Problems
It
Requires
Everyone
In
The
Network
To
Be
Honest
Which
Is
Good
For
Strom
Myself
Our
Friends
We
All
Know
Each
Other
We
Know
Someone
Is
Not
Going
To
Start
Doing
Crazy
Dundee
Things
On
The
Network
However
When
You
Start
Public
Out
Every
Phone
Call
To
The
White
House
To
My
PBX
And
Pick
Up
The
Phone
Pretend
I'm
George
Bush
Start
World
War
Three
It's
Fun
Stuff
The
Other
Problem
With
Dundee
That
I
See
Is
Scalability
The
Only
Problem
Of
Picking
Up
The
Phone
And
Pretending
To
Be
George
Bush
Is
That
You
Would
Have
To
Drill
Into
the
Mouth
Piece
And
That
Would
Damage
Your
Phone
After
Well
I'm
Not
Touching
That
One
We're
Politics
Free
George
Bush
Rocks
Yeah
Scalabilities
Could
Also
Be
A
Problem
With
The
Fact
That
With
All
This
Traffic
If
Enough
People
Start
Using
It
The
Dundee
Network
Is
Going
To
Get
Flooded
This
Is
What
Happened
To
Nutella
Back
In
The
Day
It
Didn't
Scale
Well
They
Have
Trying
To
Implement
A
Couple
Work
Around
To
It
But
That
Is
Real
Reason
Why
It
Never
Took
Off
Officially
It's
Not
A
Standard
Yet
Because
Standards
Cost
Money
And
Digium
While
It
Has
Some
Doesn't
Really
Want
To
Spend
It
On
Something
Like
This
It's
Currently
I
Believe
Still
Only
Available
In
The
CVS
Version
Of
Asterisk
There's
A
Patch
To
Actually
Have
It
Ported
Into
Stable
But
It
Might
Be
In
Table
1.2
I'm
Not
Entirely
Sure
Have
This
Week
Bad
I
Believe
It's
In
1.2
They
Were
Talking
About
That
So
Maybe
It
Is
In
Stable
Yet
Forget
What
I
Just
Said
Everybody
My
Opinion
Also
It's
Dundee
It's
D-U-N-D
Lower
Case
I
And
I
Think
The
I
Looks
Silly
In
The
End
Quality
Of
Service
I
Think
This
Is
More
Few
Because
I
Never
Touch
This
As
You
Tell
By
My
Garble
Telephone
Conversations
Well
What
Quality
Of
Service
Is
Basically
If
You've
Got
A
Network
Where
You've
Got
Voice
And
Data
Running
Over
The
Same
Network
You'll
Encounter
Situations
Where
Your
Data
Will
Clobber
Your
Voice
Because
A lot
Of
Data
Services
Are
Bursty
Like
Web
Browsing
And
Downloading
Files
It's
Not
Continuous
Whereas
Voice
Really
Requires
Not
A
Whole
Hell
Of
A
Band
With
Per
Call
But
Definitely
A
Continuous
Stream
Of
Packets
Going
From
One
Location
To
Another
So
Basically
You have
Two
Are you
Eating
Again
No
I'm
I just
Need
Basically
What
Happens
Is
I'm
Losing
My
Train
Of
Thought
This
Is
The
Disadvantage
Of
Doing
A
Radio
Show
While
Tired
Folks
Basically
What
Happens
Is
Yes
I
Read
That
Okay
Let
Try
This
Again
So
Basically
What
Happens
Is
That
You've
Got
You know
Bursty
Data
Like
Web
Browsing
And
Downloading
That
Compete
For
Bandwidth
With
Your
Telephone
Call
And
The
Web
Browser
Like
You
Download
A
File
It
Will
Require
It
Will
Suck
Up
All
Your
Bandwidth
For
A
Short
Amount
Of
Time
Versus
The
Telephone
Call
That
Will
Be
Used
Not
A
Whole
Lot
Of
Bandwidth
But
Needs
It
Over
A
Long
Period
Of
Time
So
What
You
Do
Is
You
Implement
Some
Quality
Of
Service
Routing
Which
Ensures
That
Your
Calls
Receive
Enough
Bandwidth
To
Go
Through
And
Low
Enough
Latency
So
That
Your
Calls
Sound
Not
Garbled
And
Not
Jittery
There
Are
Two
Ways
Of
Doing
As
Mainly
One
Is
Called
Priority
Queuing
Where
You
Give
VoIP
Packets
Higher
Priority
Over
Other
Types
Of
Packets
And
Send
Them
Out
The
Router
First
And
There
Is
Bandwidth
Shaping
Which
Basically
Restricts
The
Bandwidth
Of
Your
VoIP
Calls
To
A
Certain
Amount
Of
Bandwidth
And
Restricts
The
Bandwidth
Of
Everything
Else
To
A
Certain
Amount
Of
Bandwidth
So
Basically
What
You
Say
Is
You
Say
I
Want
Ninety
Percent
Of
My
Bandwidth
To
Browsing
And
Ten
Percent
Of
My
Calls
Ten
Percent
Of
My
Bandwidth
To
VoIP
Yes
Exactly
That
Way
You
Ensure
That
You
You've
Always
Got
At
least
X
Amount
Of
Kilobits
Per
Second
For
Your
VoIP
Calls
Many
Residential
Routers
Are
Now
VoIP
Aware
And
Will
Do
A
Decent
Jabba
This
Out
Of
The
Box
There
Was
One
That
A
Friend
Mentioned
To
Me
I
Don't
Recall
The
Name
Off
The
Top
Of
My
Head
But
I'll
Find
Out
I
Believe
The
PAP
2
Does
This
Yeah
The
Link
Says
PAP
2
Does
It
And
I
Actually
Don't
Use
It
In
The
Router
Portion
Of
Things
So
It
Doesn't
Really
Matter
I've
Got
It
In
My
Email
Box
Here
For
No
To
Me
Ah
Here
It
Is
The
Natopia
3346
DENT
Yeah
Okay
That's
Like
Complete
Overkill
Well
If
You
Use
That
For
Your
DSL
Connection
You
Are
Extremely
Rich
Or
You
Suddenly
You
Run
Into
A
Lot
Of
Money
Or
People
Are
Just
Tossing
Very
Expensive
Hardware
At
You
For
No
Reason
Well
Okay
It
Came
It
Came
In
An
Email
Entitled
From
A
Friend
With
The
Subject
Line
My
New
Router
That
Isn't
Too
Expensive
And
Does
QoS
So
I
Assumed
You
Know
I
Thought
I
Don't
Know
I
Could
Possibly
Be
Thinking
Of
Another
Model
Of
Perhaps
Speaking
Of
Routers
Can't
You
Also
Do
Cisco
Things
Do
This
Yeah
You
Can
Tweak
A
Cisco
Router
To
Do
This
If
You're
Doing
On
A
Large
Scale
Or
If
You're
A
Cisco
Freak
If
You're
A
Control
Freak
Or
Whatever
Strom
Falls
Into
The
Control
Freak
Yes
I've
Got
A
Cisco
Router
That
I
Do
This
With
And
For
Some
Reason
He
Always
Sounds
Fine
Even
When
I'm
Downloading
Stuff
Or
Quality
Of
Service
That
It
Would
Not
Happen
Well
You
Know
Why
It
Works
Of
Course
Because
I'm
Strom
Carlson
Yes
Of
Course
Packets
Fear
Me
Yes
For
Cheer
Anyway
Extending
Asterisk
Is
Really
Fun
With
All
The
Stuff
You
Can
Do
Right
Out
Of
The
Box
But
The
Big
Thing
About
It
Is
That
It
Has
Capability
To
Expand
And
You
Can
Basically
Have
Do
Anything
Else
You
Want
With
The
Exception
Of
Dishes
Yeah
Again
We're
Working
On
That
Module
But
The
Cool
Thing
Is
Because
It
Runs
On
A
Linux
Box
Anything
You
Can
Do
In
Linux
You
Can
Integrate
With
Asterisk
And
Then
Some
Yeah
I
Don't
Think
You
Can
Read
Brute
Code
Over
To
A
No
Linux
Hurdle
Through
Asterisk
Yet
The
Useless
Application
That
Comes
To
My
Mind
Is
Non
Linear
Fast
Forward
20
Stop
Record
You
Can
Actually
Pound
To
Edit
This
Section
I
Don't
Or
You
Can
Control
Your
Webcam
Over
The
Phone
Yeah
Kind
Of
Uniquely
Useless
Anyway
So
Here's
How
You
Would
Do
All
This
They
Have
This
Little
Thing
Built
In
Called
Asterisk
Gateway
Interface
Or
What
Basically
Everyone
Else
Refers
To
As
AGI
It's
A
Simple
Interface
To
Adding
Functionality
Asterisk
It's
Cross
Language
Perl
C
PHP
Lisp
Whatever
You
Want
And
What
It
Does
Is
It
Uses
Standard
In
Standard
Out
And
It
Allows
Any
Program
To
Communicate
With
Asterisk
Via
Those
Two
Pipes
And
I
Always
Say
Since
Asterisk
Is
The
Best
Thing
Since
Slice
Bread
AGI
Is
The
Second
Best
Thing
To
Slice
Bread
What
About
French
Bread
French
Bread
No
It's
French
So
Anyway
The next
Slide
Is
A
Simple
AGI
Program
It's
This
Little
20
Thing
And
Basically
It proves
That
You
Can
Use
A
Bash
Script
To
Talk
To
Asterisk
But
However
It's
Really
Clunky
You
Have
To
Write
Separate
Functions
And
You
Have
To
Do
All
Kinds
Of
Error
Checking
Built
In
And
You
Can't
Do
You
Can't
Do
Certain
Things
With
It
Easily
It's
Like
The
20
Line
Program
That
I
Actually
Had
To
Spend
An
Hour
On
Writing
So
How
It
Works
Essentially
Is
You
Pick
Up
The
Phone
And
You
Connect
And
Your
Extensions
And
Everything
Inside
The
Asterisk
Says
Oh
I'm
Supposed
To
Run
This
Program
When
Someone
Connects
To
Me
At
This
Phone
Number
And
So
It
Starts
This
Program
And
It
Feeds
It
All
Kinds
Of
Variables
And
What
It
Does
Is
The
One
I
Use
In
This
Example
Basically
It's
A
Caller
ID
After
All
This
Is
Sent
It
Sends
Something
Called
200
Result
Zero
Which
Means
I'm
Done
What
Do
You
Want
Me
To
Do
At
Which
Point
The
Script
Replies
Stream
A
File
Called
Your
Caller
ID
Is
So
Asterisk
Interprets
This
Command
And
It
Streams
Back
To
You
On
Your
Phone
Side
A
Little
Audio
File
Saying
Your
Caller
ID
Is
And
Once
That's
Been
Done
It
Sends
Back
Again
200
Result
Zero
I'm
Done
What
Do
You
Want
Me
To
Do
At
Which
Point
Your
Script
Reads
Back
Okay
Save
These
Digits
Call
Our
ID
Number
3
1
5
2
6
8
At
Which
Point
Asterisk
Reads
The
Numbers
Back
To
You
Sends
Back
The
Command
I'm
Done
What
Do
You
Want
Me
To
Do
And
Your
Script
Says
Hang
Up
Now
I'm
Doing
It
It's
Amazingly
Elegant
So
You
Can
Code
Things
And
Do
All
Kinds
Of
These
Error
Checking
Modules
And
All
Kinds
Of
Crazy
Functions
Or
Someone
Can
Actually
Do
It
For
You
Which
Is
Something
Called
Asterisk
AGI
Which
Is
A
Before
We
Go
On
Asterisk
AGI
Know
That
The
Simple
AGI
Program
Is
A
Bash
Script
It's
A
Bash
Script
You
Because
It
Uses
Standard
In
Standard
Out
You
Can
Use
Basically
Any
Programming
Language
You
Want
There's
A PHP
Module
That
I
Found
Out
About
You
Can
Use
That
I
Never
Actually
Put
Around
With
It
So
I'm
Not
Sure
How
Complete
It
Is
But
You
Know
The
One
That
I
Always
Use
Is
This
Pro
Module
Asterisk
AGI
It
Simplifies
A lot
Of
AGI
Programming
I
Always
Look
At
As
It
Takes
Care
Of
A
Lot
Of
The
Dirty
Work
And
It
Does
The
Dirty
Work
So
You
Don't
Have
To
It
Allows
The
AGI
Interface
To
Be
Controlled
Via
A
Very
Simple
Object
Interface
Rather
Old
It's
Not
Very
Well
Maintained
Though
It
Allows
AGI
To
Easily
Integrate
With
Perl
And
For
Anyone
Who
Doesn't
Know
Perl
And
I
Talked
About
It
A
Few
Week
Ago
That
Perl
Easily
Integrates
With
Almost
Anything
In
The
Note
Universe
Of
Course
A lot
Of
People
Are
Streaming
That
I
Said
That
So
Let
Me
Go
Restate
That
Perl
Integrates
With
Almost
Anything
In
The
Universe
May
Not
Always
Be
Easy
But
You
Can
Do
It
And
The
Website
Is
Asterisk
Gnuinter
Dot
Net
Or
Strom
Carlson
Dot
Com
I
Think
He
Has
A
Mirror
Still
Up
Yeah
It
Was
Fallen
Off
Line
Anyway
So
The
Next
Slide
Is
The
Same
Program
With
Asterisk
AGI
And
Basically
It
Is
Commit
And
Condensed
Down
From
A
20
Line
Program
Down
To
About
Eight
So
It
Greatly
Simplifies
The
Programming
Process
And
You
Can
Do
All
Kinds
Of
Crazy
Complex
Things
With
It
And
You
Can
Do
It
With
The
Bass
Script
But
It
A
Whole
Easier
To
Do
With
Talking
To
Your
Program
Correctly
So
Now
You
Have
All
These
Wonderful
Scripts
How
Can
You
Interact
With
Your
Script
Now
Input
Side
There's
Basically
A few
Options
There's
Touchtone
Which
Is
Basic
Ubiquitous
Easy
Limited
Everyone
Knows
How
To
Use
Touchtone
It's
The
Little
Buttons
On
Your
Phone
And
I
Think
Everyone
Has
It
By
Now
Except
For
Probably
Like
Three
People
In
Eastern
South
Dakota
Or
Something
The
More
Complex
Way
Is
VXML
Which
Is
Voice
XML
And
Voice
XML
Is
A
Simple
Way
Of
Programming
Scripts
To
Interact
And
Talk
To
People
And
I
Really
Haven't
Had
That
Much
Experience
With
It
But
It's
Really
Cool
And
You
Can
Talk
To
A
Lot
Of
The
Interactive
Agents
That
You
Talk
To
Nowadays
Those
Are
All
Based
On
VXML
However
The
Problem
With
VXML
Is
That
There's
No
Native
Support
In
Asterisk
However
There
Is
A
Program
Out
There
That's
Open
Source
It's
Called
SIP
XPBX
And
It
Has
A
Built
In
VXML
With
Asterisk
However
I
Spent
About
One
Or
Two
Weeks
Trying
To
Get
This
Damn
Program
To
Work
And
I
Eventually
Just
Gave
Up
In
Frustration
Because
It
Was
Dependency
Hill
With
Libraries
And
I
Just
Cried
After
Two
Weeks
Also
With
VXML
There's
Numerous
Commercial
Offerings
Which
Unfortunately
You
Have
To
Pay
For
But
They
All
Seem
To
Work
And
They
All
Usually
Use
SIP
So
I'm
Not
Sure
Could
Be
Wrong
Anyway
There
Are
Also
Many
Ways
Of
Having
Your
Script
Talk
To
The
Caller
Yeah
First
Output
Yeah
Output
One
Of
Them
Is
Text
To
Speech
Which
As
You
Know
Kind
Of
Sounds
Like
This
Depending
On
The
Voice
Engine
That
You
Use
It
Sounds
Like
War
Games
Which
You
Should
All
Watch
At
Some
Point
In
Your
Life
Shall
We
Play
A
Game
I
Think
It's
Would
You
Like
To
Play
A
Game
How
About
A
Nice
Game
Of
Chess
There
We
Go
That
Works
Anyway
So
There's
A
Totally
Free
Open
Source
Thing
Is
It
Open
Source
Yes
Okay
Free
Open
Source
It's
Not
GPL
Yeah
Not
GPL
But
Open
Source
Text
Speech
System
Called
Festival
There's
Native
Support
For
An
Asterisk
And
It's
Free
And
It
Sounds
Like
Crap
I
Believe
The
Term
That
Some
I
Think
You
Might
Have
Said
This
It
Sounds
Like
A
Scottish
Guy
That
Smoked
20
Packs
A
Day
For
The
Last
Ten
Years
Of
Life
It's
Not
Good
But
What
Do
You
Expect
For
Free
Yeah
And
There's
Another
One
Called
Cepstrol
Is it
Cepstrol
Or
Cepstrol
I
Don't
Remember
I've
Heard
Both
Ways
Yeah
It's
Cepstrol
Or
Cepstrol
It's
C-E-P-S-T-R-A-L
And
It can
Be
Easily
Integrated
With
Asterisk
In
Fact
I
Think
Digium
And
Cepstrol
Started
A
Strategic
Partnership
Or
Announced
One
At
Some
Point
In
The
Not
Too
Distant
Past
It
Sounds
Really
Good
You
Can
Actually
Understand
It
And
It's
Not
Free
But
It's
Cheap
The
Voices
How
Much
Did
Pay
For
The
Voice
Like
30
Bucks
Well
See
I
When
I
Originally
Wrote
This
I
Didn't
Fully
Understand
Their
Licensing
Scheme
And
I
Was
Going
On
Their
$30
Per
Voice
Charge
Which
Is
Extremely
Cheap
However
I
Also
Didn't
Realize
That
There
Was
Another
License
You
Have
To
Buy
If
You
Want
To
Use
It
In
Your
Telephony
Setup
For
Example
If
You
I
I'm
Sure
You
Can
Get
Away
With
If
You
Were
The
Only
One
Using
It
At
All
Times
Over
Your
Phone
System
You're
Okay
But
For
Example
If
You
Want
To
Use
This
In
A
Call
Center
Setup
You
Apparently
Have
To
Buy
Like
This
$200
License
Which
For
Some
Of
May
Sound
There
Is
A
Free
Demo
You
Can
Download
I
Think
You
Can
Download
All
The
Different
Voices
And
Play
With
Them
The
Only
Thing
Is
That
Of
Course
If
You
Don't
Pay
For
Them
About
Every
Five
Or
Ten
Words
It
Says
Please
Register
Me
It's
Essentially
It's
Nagware
Which
Is
Absolutely
Hilarious
And
A
Voice
Setup
I
Love
The
Voice
Nags
You
So
This
Is
The
More
Serious
Email
Which
Contains
Please
Register
Me
Or
If
You're
Doing
Text
To
Speech
Of
More
Steamy
Material
Oh
Yes
I
Love
It
When
You
Please
Register
Me
Yes
I
Actually
I
Always
Want
To
Get
A
Male
And
A
Female
Voice
From
Capstrel
Substrel
And
Instead
Of
Capstrel
Sex.com
Get
An
800
Number
And
Just
Have
This
Guy
And
Girl
Going
At
It
Would
Be
Quite
Humorous
I
I'm
Sure
I
Can
Make
Like
Some
Money
On
A
TV
Show
And
A
Radio
Show
Distributing
Around
And
Making
A
Song
Out
Of
It
But
Anyway
Interacting
With
Your
Script
You
Know
Plus
The
Other
Way
Of
Doing
It
With
Output
On
Scripts
Is
Hey
You
Can
Record
Yourself
Yeah
And
That's
Always
Free
Of
If
You
Want
Actually
A
Good
Voice
And
Not
Have
Yourself
Bumbling
Over
The
Words
Like
I
Do
There's
A
Person
You
Can
Hire
Her
Name
Is
Allison
Smith
And
She's
The
Official
Voice
Of
Asterisk
All
Little
Prompts
To
Come
In
With
Asterisk
Are
All
Dictated
By
Her
She
Of
Course
You
Know
Makes
Your
Living
On
This
So
You
Have
To
Pay
Her
And
However
There
Are
A
Lot
Of
Can
Sayings
Out
On
The
Internet
You
Can
Find
Her
Saying
All
Kinds
Of
Weird
And
Strange
Things
Like
Talking
About
Rattlesnake
Wrestling
And
Buffalo
Branding
And
There's
Lots
Of
Weird
Stuff
That
Comes
Built
In
With
Asterisk
To
Something
About
Weasels
Have
Our
Phone
System
Didn't
One
Of
Your
Friends
Actually
Experiment
With
Her
To
See
How
Vulgar
She
Would
Get
For
Oh
Yes
I
Had
A
Friend
Of
Mine
Who
Kept
Buying
Phrases
From
Her
For
Increasingly
Vulgar
Scripts
And
He
Tried
To
Find
Her
Limit
And
She
Eventually
Found
It
What
Was
The
Magic
Word
Actually
No
We're
On
The
Radio
There's
Something
Incredibly
Vulgar
That
She'll
Say
According
To
The
She
Won't
Say
That
Does
Deals
With
The
Female
Anatomy
Yes
And
It
Starts
With
The
Letter
C
So
Go
Figure
It
Amongst
Yourself
Yes
You
Can
Also
Hire
Me
To
Do
Your
Recordings
I'm
Shameless
Plug
Shameless
Plug
So
With
All
This
Stuff
You
Can
Actually
Write
A
More
Complex
Script
And
This
Is
Basically
A
Slide
And
What
I've
Done
Is
I've
Wrote
Of
Script
Where
Basically
You
Interact
With
The
System
By
Pressing
Various
Touchstones
Well
I
Had to
Dump
It
So
We'll
Have
Two
Discontiguous
Recordings
I'll
Have
To
Put
Back
Together
Oh
Okay
Are
We
Still
Recording
Yeah
We're
Recording
Again
Alright
So
Basically
That's
What
The
Script
Is
You
Can
Interact
It
With
Touchstones
And
It
Will
Say
Different
Things
And
I
Called
This
CNC
PL
For
Those
You
Who
Don't
Know
What
A
CNC
Is
You
Weren't
Born
In
The
80s
So
Now
That
We
Actually
Have
This
All
Figured
Out
Talking
About
All
These
Wonderful
Ways
You
Can
Interrate
Asterisk
With
AGI
And
All
These
Various
Systems
What
Can
You
Actually
Do
With
The
System
So
I
Think
The
First
Big
Thing
Is
Caller
ID
Spoofing
Which
Is
Actually
What
Got
Me
Into
Asterisk
Allows
You
To
Set
Your
Own
Caller
ID
Much
Like
A
Primary
Rate
Interface
Such
As
T1
Well
That's
Actually
Because
The
VoIP
Termination
When
The
Gateway
Between
Your
VoIP
Provider
And
The
Phone
Network
Is
A
PRI
So
You
Are
In
Fact
Indirectly
Using
A
Primary
Rate
ISDN
Interface
Yes
And
So
Certain
Termination
Providers
Will
Also
Let
You
Set
Your
Calling
Party
Number
Of
Your
SS7
Message
To
Whatever
Number
You're
Setting
Your
Caller
ID
As
Well
Is
This
Actually
Allowable
Or
Is
What
Allowable
Setting
Your
CPN
Number
Are
They
Allowed
You
To
Do
This
Or
Yeah
It
Is
Allowable
I
Mean
There's
Perfectly
Valid
Reasons
To
Do
It
Say
For
Example
You
Are
Using
You
Have
An
Inbound
Number
With
One
Provider
But
You
Prefer
A
Different
Provider
To
Outbound
Rates
You
Can
Set
Your
Outbound
Caller
ID
To
Your
Inbound
Number
From
The
Other
Provider
Oh
Yeah
Caller
ID
Yes
I
Was
Referring
More
To
CPN
Well
Caller
ID
Is
Derived
From
CPN
You
Should
True
Okay
Yes
Well
I'm
Tired
Anyway
So
When
You
Set
This
Stuff
Up
Most
Switches
Will
Planningly
Accept
This
Information
For
Example
A
Number
5
ESS
Will
Accept
Caller
ID
Along
With
Something
Called
A
DMS
100
Which
5
ESS
Is
AT&T
And
Bell
System
And
Lucent
And
Office
Switch
Thank
You
DMS
100
The
Nortel
End
Office
Switch
Yes
Nortel
Also
Makes
A
Smaller
End
Office
Switch
Called
The
DMS
10
Which
Similar
To
The
DMS
100
I
Never
Actually
Tested
This
On
A
DMS
10
So
I
I'm
Assuming
It
Also
Accepts
Caller
ID
The
Same
way
However
GTEs
Switch
The
GTD5
Blindingly
Subge
Caller
ID
Information
But
Also
Accepts
Your
Caller
ID
Name
We
Actually
Found
This
Out
One
When
Doug
Found
This
Out
One
Day
When
He
Was
Testing
Out
One
Of
His
I
X
Soft
Phones
And
Set
Test
And
He
Called
Himself
And
Got
A
Phone
Call
From
Test
And
He
Was
Thoroughly
Excited
And
Called
Up
The
Bridge
And
Started
Exclaiming
Oh
My
God
My
Switch
Takes
My
Caller
ID
Name
And
Does
Not
Does
Any
Checking
With
It
So
That
Was
Fun
What
Can
You
Actually
Do
With
Caller
ID
Spoofing
Confuse
And
Amuse
Your
Friends
I
Mean
How
Many
Times
Credit
Card
Because
Most
You
Know
Credit
Card
Companies
And
Other
People
Who
Say
Oh
You
Need
To
Call
This
Phone
Number
From
Your
Home
Phone
Actually
Don't
Check
Your
Something
Called
ANI
Which
Sounds
Your
Automatic
Number
Identification
That's
Really
Charge
Number
Charge
Number
Now
Yes
The
Terms
Have
Changed
But
It's
All
The
Same
Now
We
Will
Cover
This
In
Our
Retro
Freaking
So
Don't
You
Yes
Exactly
And
Actually
The
Whole
Activate
Someone's
Credit
Card
My
Roommate
Before
He
Moved
Out
He
Got
A
New
Credit
Card
And
He
Said
Hey
Let's
Try
This
So
I
Picked
Up
My
Phone
And
Spoofed
His
Number
To
The
Credit
Card
Company
Number
Activated
It
Just
Fine
So
You're
Not
Safe
It's
Something
That
They
Shouldn't
Do
But
For
90%
Of
The
Time
No
Not
Even
90%
99%
Of
The
Time
Will
Work
Fine
However
There's
Little
Holes
You
Can
Take
Advantage
Of
Much
Like
This
You
Can
Also
Charge
Calls
To
People
That
You
Don't
Like
This
Is
Slightly
More
Complex
And
Actually
Involves
Changing
That
Charge
Number
However
Certain
Phone
Equipment
Needs
To
Be
Misconfigured
For
This
To
Work
And
I
Think
The
Easiest
Way
That
I
Ever
Discover
Doing
This
Or
Actually
I
Never
Is
A
Certain
Companies
Calling
Card
Can
Be
Used
To
Do
This
I
Don't
Know
I
Not
Even
Sure
If
They
Fixed
It
By
Now
So
Go
Figure
Caller
ID
Spoofing
You
Know
You
Can
Also
Set
Up
T-Mobile
Actually
Upgraded
Their
System
To
Kind
Of
Combat
This
However
They're
Still
Vulnerable
In
Many
Ways
So
They
Actually
Plugged
All
The
Holes
Yeah
One
Of
The
Holes
They
Have
Is
When
You
Set
Up
Your
Voicemail
You
Have
The
Option
Of
If
You're
Calling
From
Your
Mobile
Phone
Not
To
Enter
Your
PIN
Number
And
When
You
Dial
In
As
A
Convenience
Feature
But
You
Can
Set
It
To
I
Personally
Recommend
That
You
Make
It
Always
Ask
For
Your
PIN
Regardless
And
I
Think
They
May
Have
Done
Some
Reset
Because
I
Checked
My
Voicemail
Recently
And
Enter
My
PIN
When
I
Call
From
My
Mobile
Phone
What
Happened
To
Me
Was
Recently
They
Finally
Got
Around
To
Upgrading
My
Voicemail
With
This
Upgrade
That
Was
One
Of
The
Options
And
I
Haven't
Actually
Had
Confirmed
Me
Or
Anything
But
I
Set
It
Up
You
Should
Too
Singular
Actually
I
Was
Hearing
That
They
Took
A
Step
Backwards
In
This
And
That
Their
New
Voicemail
System
Is
Now
Vulnerable
As
Opposed
To
Their
Old
One
Which
Really
Wasn't
I
Don't
Know
Exactly
How
That
Works
But
Anyway
There
There's
More
Than
And
If
It
Drops
A
Voicemail
And
You're
Spoofing
Their
Phone
Number
It
Thinks
That
You're
That
Person
Calling
Their
Phone
And
If
You
Don't
Have
A
Pin
Set
Up
Or
You
Don't
Have
It
Set
Up
To
Prompt
Your
Pin
You
Drop
Right
Into
The
Voicemail
Box
So
Always
Set
Up
A
Pin
Basically
And
You
Know
The
Most
Ubiquitous
Use
Of
This
Is
Hey
Social
Engineering
Because
Yes
I
Am
Calling
From
202
555
2368
Couple
Of
Simple
Caller
ID
Spoofing
Strips
Nick
84
Has
One
At
Root
Secure
Dot
Net
I
Think
If
You
Enter
Caller
ID
Spoofing
Asterisk
Into
Google
You'll
Pop
Right
Over
To
It
And
Not
Theory
Actually
Released
One
And
I'm
Not
Actually
Sure
There
Was
A
Link
But
Bells
Mind
Dot
Net
I
Don't
Think
He
Actually
Has
Posted
But
It's
Ridiculously
Easy
To
Do
With
Two
Lines
In
Your
Dial
Plan
One
Is
A
Set
Caller
ID
And
One
Is
A
Dial
Statement
Yes
So
Like
I
Have
It
Set
Up
So
I
Just
Dial
A
String
Of
Numbers
The
Dial
Tone
And
That
Does
My
Caller
ID
Spoofing
I
Use
Nick
84
Scripts
Because
I'm
Lacy
And
I've
Never
Actually
Had
To
Change
It
The
Other
Thing
You
Can
Do
One
Of
The
Other
Things
You
Can
Do
With
This
Is
Back
Spoofing
And
It's
Sort
Of
Related
To
Color
ID
Spoofing
And
This
Is
A
Relatively
New
Concept
I'd
Say
It's
About
Six
Months
Old
Or
So
Again
Not
Theory
Was
A
Big
Pioneer
In
This
So
Is
It's
More
Than
Six
Months
Old
It's
At
A
Year
And
Six
Months
Who's
Allegedly
Around
Massachusetts
But
I
Never
Run
Into
Him
He
Doesn't
Have
A
Website
Right
Now
So
We
Can
Actually
Plug
Him
Basically
What
It
Does
Is
Who's
The
Phone
Company
And
Providing
The
Name
Associated
With
A
Telephone
Number
Both
Listed
And
Unlisted
So
What
Happens
Is
You
Basically
Spoof
Call
Or
ID
To
Your
So
For
example
I
Pick
Up
My
Phone
And
I
Spoof
Call
ID
To
My
Land
Line
And
What
Happens
Is
Verizon
My
Local
Exchange
Carrier
Sees
That
I
Getting
A
Phone
Number
With
My
Caller
ID
And
Looks
Up
The
Number
In
His
Caller
ID
Database
Which
Is
Abbreviated
CNAM
And
I
Think
It
Sounds
For
Calling
Name
Database
Something
Like
That
Yeah
And
Essentially
What
Happens
Is
When
It
Displays
The
Phone
Number
I
Get
The
Phone
Number
That
To
The
Asterisk
Box
So
More
Proof
That
Verizon
Isn't
Exactly
Totally
Useless
They
Are
Good
For
Something
I
Wouldn't
Go
That
Far
Yeah
There
Is
A
What
Is
Oh
Not
In
The
Slideshow
We'll
Have
Up
On
The
Website
There
Is
A
There's
A
Picture
Of
Me
Back
Spoofing
To
Myself
And
Pretending
To
Be
Ticket
Master
Yes
It's
Not
That
Exciting
But
That
Basically
You
So
There's
A couple
Of
Uses
To
Back
Spoofing
Not
Theory
Thought
Of
This
One
Called
Pre
Scanning
And
Basically
What
It
Allows
You
To
Do
Is
Prioritize
The
More
Interesting
Phone
Numbers
If
You're
Going
To
Hand
Scan
A
Block
Of
A
Thousand
Numbers
Or
So
Some
Of
The
Fun
Interesting
Things
That
Nat
Has
Found
When
He
Was
Playing
Around
With
Us
For
A
Couple
Of
Times
Was
Something
Called
Net
5
ESS
Like
For
Example
Say
Number
5
ESS
Is
Internet
Connection
Office
Number
897
Test
Line
Verizon
Information
And
Something
Called
International
CIA
And
This
Was
Actually
Nowhere
Near
Washington
I
Forget
Where
He
Got
This
But
Apparently
CIA
Has
An
Office
Somewhere
And
A
Couple
Of
Fun
Ones
Was
Booze
And
Unclaimed
Money
So
Yeah
That's
Weird
I
Don't
Even
Know
What
Those
Phone
Numbers
Are
Hello
I
Like
To
Claim
My
Free
Booze
I
Don't
Claim
Money
Yeah
I
There
Are
Two
Separate
Things
But
I
Just
Really
Would
Like
To
Call
The
Booze
Number
And
See
What
The
Hell
They
Are
Probably
a
Liquor
Store
Some
Interesting
Way
Yeah
Basically
It's
A
Very
Cheap
Reverse
Lookup
Because
You
Does
Actually
Have
To
Pay
Maybe
One
Cent
For
Their
Database
Diff
So
If
You're
Going
To
Do
Something
Like
This
Don't
Do
Ten
Thousand
At
A
Time
Unless
You
Want
To
Bank
Up
Verizon
Yeah
Hey
Yeah
Or
Unless
You
Want
The
Phone
Company
Calling
You
Saying
Sir
What
Exactly
Is
Going
On
With
Your
Phone
Line
You're
Receiving
Hundreds
Of
Calls
Two
Seconds
Apart
And
You're
Not
Answering
Any
Of
Them
They're
All
From
Different
Locations
We
Don't
Understand
What's
Going
On
What
Are
You
Doing
Sir
Just
Say
I'm
A
Very
Popular
Guy
And
I
Really
Don't
Care
About
Answering
These
Phone
Calls
A
Couple
Of
People
Got
Owned
By
This
Like
You
Know
Certain
Celebrities
Like
Lindsay
Lohan
And
Nikki
Hilton
Both
Had
Listed
Cell
Phone
Numbers
And
Basically
Someone
Back
Spoofed
The
Entire
Which
Is
If
You
Want
Anonymity
Do
Not
Get
A
Number
In
Beverly
Hills
If
You
Want
Anonymity
Don't
Get
A
Number
In
T-Mobile
Yes
That's
True
As
Well
Yes
Would
You
Like
To
Talk
About
Your
Super
Caller
ID
Yes
Super
Caller
ID
Is
Something
That
I
Thought
Up
On
Whim
And
Then
Threw
Together
In
About
Half
An
Hour
It
Extrapolates
Absolutely
Tons
Of
Useless
Data
From
A
Telephone
Number
It
Does
A
Reverse
Lookup
On
White
Pages
Dot
Com
It
Gives
You
Name
And
Address
Associated
With
That
Number
And
It
Gives
You
Switch
Information
From
The
LERG
Which
Is
The
Telecordia
Local
Exchange
Reading
Guide
Which
Is
Basically
A
Database
Of
Every
Switch
In
North
America
In
My
Apartment
It
Runs
Or
At
Least
Ran
On
Its
Dedicated
Twice
150
Version
Which
Doesn't
Use
The
LERG
In
Case
You
Don't
Have
Access
To
The
LERG
Which
Costs
Mondo
Dollars
Is
Available
At
Natas
Society
Old
School
Freak
Dot
Com
And
He
Constantly
Updating
It
With
Changes
The
Way
White
Pages
Does
Things
And
So
On
And
Next
Slide
Is
And
Then
It
Gives
The
Listing
Of
The
Switch
310
Gladstone
4
It
Is
The
Verizon
GTD
5
Pacific
Palisades
California
Tells
You
Operator
And
Feature
Group
D
Routings
So
In
This
Which
Is
Usual
Information
Which
None
Of
You
Would
Care
About
But
Right
Feature
Group
D
Is
Where
Regular
Toll
Calls
Feature
Group
D
Is
Where
Regular
Toll
Calls
Read
Through
And
Operator
Services
Are
Where
Operator
Assisted
Calls
Go
Through
So
It
Tells
You
That
Then
It
Tells
You
Some
Of
The
Prefix
Codes
That
Switch
Serves
And
So
On
All
Kinds
Of
Like I
Said
All
Kinds
Of
Useful
Information
That
Most
You
Wouldn't
Care
About
But
We
Would
Yes
Because
We're
Phone
Freaks
Yes
A fun
Idea
That
I
Sort
Of
Thought
Of
Along
With
Not
Theory
And
That
I
But
I
Never
Told
Anyone
Oh
Really
Oh
Yeah
I'll
Give
You
Credit
For
That
Too
But
You
Didn't
Say
Anything
So
We
Could
You
Could
Be
Making
Up
Random
Statements
Right
Now
Do
I
Sound
Like
The
Kind
Of
Person
Who
Would
Make
Up
Random
Statements
You
Always
Would
Have
That
Crazy
Gleam
In
Your
Eye
Cast
Sex
The
Musical
Yes
Anyway
So
Rigging
Radio
Contests
Basically
Radio
Contests
And
It's a
Single
Telephone
Number
That
Hunts
For
Free
Wire
Pairs
On
A
Switch
And
It
Could
Go
On
To
You
Dial
555
8000
In
Reality
It
Actually
Checks
8000
1
8000
2
8000
3
All
The
Way
Like
Down
8000
50
To
Rings
The
First
Free
One
That
It
Finds
Back
In
The
Day
Crackers
Would
Busy
Out
The
Hunt
Line
At
The
Switch
Disallowing
The
Public
To
Call
It
While
They
Actually
Call
The
Individual
Lines
Directly
To
Make
It
Look
Like
Tons
Of
People
Are
Calling
So
Their
The
Radio
Station
Doesn't
Get
Suspicious
And
So
When
They're
Doing
This
The
Result
Is
They
Win
The
Public
Loses
The
Line
Is
Re-enabled
Back
After
The
Contest
And
Everyone
Is
None
The
Wiser
Except
For
Them
And
I
Believe
Dark
Dante
A.K.A.
Kevin
Poulsen
He
Used
This
Message
That
Win
A
Porsche
Which
Was
Later
Confiscated
After
He
Was
Arrested
But
We
Won't
Get
Into
That
So
Nannus
And
Knot
Theory
Helped
Me
Discuss
This
And
We
All
Bounced
Ideas
Off
Each
Other
Certain
Providers
Allow
Numerous
Simultaneous
Outbound
Calls
Up
To
About
100
In
Some
Cases
Sometimes
More
To
Put
This
Into
Perspective
A
DS
Or
T1
Allows
24
Simultaneous
Calls
And
A
DS
3
Slash
T3
Allows
672
Simultaneous
Calls
At
One
Point
Radio
Station
Hunt
Groups
They
Can
Have
Anywhere
Between
20
To
30
Lines
On
Their
Hunt
Groups
And
What
Happens
If
They're
Suddenly
Inundated
With
300
Calls
And
What
Happens
Is
I
Won't
Guarantee
You
Win
But
You'll
Definitely
Increase
Your
That
Basically
Starts
Calling
These
Numbers
And
Each
Phone
Call
Connects
To
The
Conference
Bridge
And
You
Can
Answer
It
And
Talk
To
Them
And
Pretend
They're
Directly
Connected
To
You
And
They
Don't
Know
That
They're
On
A
Conference
Bridge
And
You
Don't
Know
But
You
Know
So
What
Happens
Is
It
Basically
Looks
From
Their
Side
That
You're
Talking
Directly
To
Them
But
In
Reality
You
Actually
Don't
Have
To
Hang
Up
When
Someone
Disconnects
And
Wait
For
The
Next
Call
To
Come
Back
In
And
Ring
Your
Line
And
It's
Instantaneous
To
It
So
We
Have
This
Little
Graphic
That
Basically
Displays
You
Know
The
Radio
Station
Looking
For
Caller
Number
Nine
You
Connect
Up
To
Confer
Bridge
You
Run
Your
Script
And
Generate
Multiple
Call
Files
At
Once
And
You
Get
Some
Intern
Answering
Their
Line
Saying
Sorry
You're
Caller
Number
One
Sorry
You're
Caller
Number
Two
Sorry
You're
Caller
Number
Three
And
Eventually
You'll
Run
Into
A
Point
Where
Someone
Actually
Else
Gets
Into
The
Line
And
You
End
Up
Being
Caller
Number
Five
Caller
Number
Six
And
Eventually
Hopefully
You
After
You
Win
Calls
That
Are
Still
In
The
Queue
Waiting
For
It
You
Win
You
Turn
Off
Your
Script
However
There's
Calls
Still
Actually
Being
Connected
To
You
Can't
Kill
Automatically
And
What
Happens
If
Someone
Answers
Those
Lines
It'll
Be
Connected
To
The
Bridge
So
What
Happens
Will
Be
Radio
Station
Guy
Number
One
Will
Say
Hey
You
Win
And
I'll
Be
Yeah
All
Right
At
Which
Point
Radio
Station
Guy
Number
Two
Comes
In
Hey
We
Already
Have
A
Win
Radio
Station
Guy
Number
One
At
This
Point
Will
Be
Really
Confused
At
Which
Point
They'll
All
Figure
That
Oh
I
Must
Be
On
A
Bridge
Or
Some
Wire
Has
Been
Crossed
Some
There's
No
Really
Easy
Way
To
Fix
This
As
Far
As
I
Can
Tell
I
Looked
Into
A
Couple
Options
For
It
And
I
Never
Actually
Found
A
Solution
That
Completely
Works
However
Maybe
Someday
I'll
Be
Enlightened
To
Finish
Up
The
Script
To
Have
Something
Flawlessly
Working
Unlikely
But
It
May
Happen
Other
Possible
Uses
I
Found
With
This
Was
My
Original
Idea
For
This
Was
Ringing
Telephone
Voting
Contests
I
Was
Watching
American
Idol
One
Night
With
My
Fiance
She
Likes
It
I
Watch
It
Anyway
And
I
Figured
Hey
What
Happens
When
I
Flood
Their
Voting
Lines
With
10
Billion
Calls
And
It
Is
An
800
Number
So
My
VoIP
Service
Actually
Isn't
Affected
By
It
Well
They're
Affected
By
It
I
Don't
Get
Charged
Yeah
You
Could
Make
The
Really
Horrible
Guy
Win
American
Idol
Aren't
They
All
Really
Horrible
Well
Okay
Yeah
The
Worst
Of
The
Horrible
Contestants
On
American
Idol
But
I
Guess
It's
Kind
Of
Like
Being
The
Shortest
Midget
Yes
Another
Idea
That
I
Had
Was
Telephone
Denial
Service
What
Happens
If
You
Call
A
Number
That
Has
Five
Open
Lines
With
300
Phone
Calls
Oops
Looks
Like
They're
Not
Getting
Phone
Calls
Today
The
Idea
That
I
Came
Up
With
Another
One
Was
Telling
PBS
To
Wrap
Up
Their
Ped
Blake
And
Get
On
Back
To
Red
Dwarf
As
In
Suddenly
Display
A
Message
To
All
These
People
Waiting
On
Their
Pledge
Line
Saying
Hey
Time
To
End
Your
Pledge
Break
Get
Back
Another
Idea
That
I
Had
Was
Sending
Them
Out
To
A
Conference
Break
And
Just
Look
Them
At
The
Background
Of
Their
Pledge
Break
Because
On
PBS
And
My
Station
You
All
See
People
On
The
Phones
In
The
Background
And
Just
Connect
Them
All
To
A
Conference
But
Just
Look
At
The
Looks
Of
Their
Faces
Again
With
Telephone
Or
Denial
Of
Service
You
Can
Busy
Out
Lines
And
Another
Idea
I
Had
Was
Racking
Up
800
Number
Charges
Because
You
Know
With
Okay
I'm
Just
Going
To
Take
Those
From
The
Top
Again
Sorry
Another
Script
That
You
Can
Use
Is
And
Map
By
Phone
And
For
Those
Of
You
Who
Don't
Know
I
Believe
This
Was
On
Bin
Radio
Before
I
Believe
It
Was
Episode
100
Which
Was
The
Telephonic
Craptacular
It's
A
Simple
Script
That
Allows
You
To
Port
Scan
From
Your
Phone
Scan
A
Computer
From
Any
Pay
Phone
In
The
World
Press
Your
Friends
Own
Microsoft
Dot
If
Something
Is
Not
Happening
On
Your
End
Like
Your
Package
Is
Getting
Filtered
You
Want
To
Make
Sure
It's
On
Your
End
Not
On
Their
End
Or
You
Want
To
Make
Sure
That
It's
Actually
Working
Correctly
On
Their
End
Rather
Than
Be
Confused
By
Something
That's
Happening
On
Your
End
So
You
Can
Actually
Set
This
On
Home
And
Port
Scan
Proof
Of
Concept
For
This
Everyone
Can
Have
It
On
My
Website
Basically
What
It
Is
Read
Your
Email
Over
The
Phone
You
Can't
Just
Take
Messages
Of
Course
Because
We
Don't
Have
The
XML
Not
As
Cool
As
Something
Called
Wildfire
Or
Webley
These
Are
Two
Automated
Assistants
That
I
Ran
Into
Very
Early
In
My
Computing
Career
And
I
Thought
They
Were
Both
Extremely
Cool
It's
Wildfire
Dot
Com
Or
Webley
Dot
Com
W
E
B
L
E
Y
For
Those
You
Interested
Isn't
The
Dictation
Bit
Not
Depends
So
Much
On
VXML
But
Just
Any
Sort
Of
Voice
Recognition
Engine
VXML
Would
Understand
It
A
Whole
Lot
Better
There
Is
Certain
Speak
Recognition
Engines
But
The
VXML
Would
Basically
It's
Understood
That
This
Functionality
Can
Be
Built
Into
It
I
See
It
I
I've
Heard
Of
Certain
Speech
Recognition
Programs
But
None
Of
Them
Actually
Work
With
Asterisk
Correctly
As
Far
As
I
Know
So
While
It's
Not
As
Cool
As
Wildfire
Or
Webley
It's
Insanely
Cheaper
I
Believe
Wildfire
Takes
Four
Simultaneous
SQL
Servers
To
Operate
Correctly
I
Don't
Know
Where
I
Heard
That
But
It
Seems
To
Be
Correct
And
Like
I
Said
VXML
Would
Make
This
Much
Cooler
Anyway
Do
You
Want
To
Talk
About
Def
Con
By
Phone
I
Think
I'll
Do
That
Anyway
For
Def
Con
If
Any
Of
You
Have
Ever
Been
To
Def
Con
You
Know
That
There
Are
Several
Problems
With
The
Schedule
A
It's
Incredibly
Huge
B
It's
You
Forget
About
It
And
You
Realize
When
It's
Too
Late
And
Really
This
Is
The
Middle
Of
The
First
Decade
Of
The
21st
Century
Who
Wants
To
Carry
Around
A
Schedule
Made
Of
Debtries
Anyway
So
The
Thing
That
I
Came
Up
With
Is
Def
Con
By
Phone
It
Allows
You
To
Search
The
Def
Con
Schedule
It
Reminds
You
It's
Basically
This
Interactive
Telephone
Schedule
So
It lets
You
Search
Through
The
Schedule
It
Can
Be
Set
To
Remind
You
When
A
Presentation
Is
About
To
Start
You
Can
Have
A
Call
You
Back
And
Say
Hello
This
Is
The
Def
Con
By
Phone
Interactive
Schedule
Just
Calling
To
Remind
You
That
The
Show
You
Wanted
To
See
Be
Your
Telephone
Company
With
Asterisk
Presented
By
Strom
Carlson
Black
Ratchet
Is
About
Is
Going
To
Happen
In
90
Minutes
At
The
Parthenon
Three
And
Four
So
It
Will
You
Remembered
All
Of
That
Congratulations
Yes
Well
It
Is
An
Important
Event
In
My
Life
Yes
So
It
Will
Call
You
Back
And
Let
You
Know
Ahead
Of
Time
That
The
Talk
Is
Going
To
Happen
And
For
Talks
That
You
Set
Reminders
For
Can
Also
Call
You
Back
And
Let
You
Know
That
The
You
Know
Since
The
Schedule
Is
Always
Changing
And
There
Are
Constant
Problems
With
It
Def
Con
By
Phone
Is
A
Way
For
You
As
The
Convention
Attendee
To
Keep
On
Top
Of
All
The
Nonsense
That
The
Def
Con
Schedule
Goes
Through
Let
You
Keep
In
Touch
With
The
Con
Despite
Being
At
The
Blackjack
Table
Or
Playing
Poker
Or
Whatever
So
You
Can
Love
Winning
Money
And
Of
Course
Best
Of
All
It
Allows
Users
To
Get
Their
Phone
Call
From
A
Recording
Of
Me
And
Let
Me
Tell
You
When
I
Was
Testing
This
Thing
Just
Getting
Random
Phone
Calls
From
Recordings
Of
Yourself
Is
The
We're
Just
Damn
Thing
You
Don't
Get
Used
To
It
Even
When
You're
Expecting
It
It's
Bizarre
Or
Getting
Interrupted
By
I
Was
Strom
Calls
Then
Anyway
And
I
Pick
It
Up
And
My
Interrupted
My
Conversation
With
Strom
Was
Interrupted
By
Strom
And
I
Was
Just
Like
That's
Kind
Of
Surreal
Yeah
It's
Bizarre
So
The
Features
There's
A
Quick
Search
Available
To
Anyone
Who
Calls
And
There's
A
Quick
Reminder
To
Tell
You
What's
Coming
Up
At
The
Next
Hour
And
You
Can
Register
And
Registered
Users
Can
Add
Reminders
Delete
Reminders
And
Be
Notified
If
Events
Are
Changed
Or
Canceled
How
Does
It
Work
Well
I
Think
Ratchet
X
Here
With
Most
Of
The
Code
I
Just
Actually
Did
All
The
Talking
But
You
Came
Up
With
The
Original
Idea
And
Concept
Yeah
So
We're
Both
Totally
Responsible
For
This
Total
Disaster
It's
Database
Driven
Duh
There
Are
Just
Countless
Audio
Clips
Of
Me
Saying
Things
All
Of
The
Control
Phrases
And
What
Not
So
That
Was
A
Lot
Of
Talking
More
Talking
Than
I
Intended
It
To
Be
Yep
And
There's
An
AGI
That
Handles
User
Registration
Searching
Reminders
And
So
On
And
There's
A
Demon
That
Checks
For
Reminders
Every
One
Minute
Or
Ten
Second
And
Generates
Call
Files
For
Reminders
I
Believe
We
Originally
We're
Going
To
Ten
Seconds
But
We
Actually
Bumped
Up
To
A
Minute
Because
Of
The
Sheer
Load
On
The
Servers
Right
And
There's
A
Web
Interface
That
Controls
The
Addition
Events
And
Changing
The
Times
Of
The
Presentations
We
Kind
Of
Didn't
Realize
A
Very
Hastily
Constructed
Web
Interface
When
We
Were
Throwing
This
Together
We
Didn't
Really
Realize
How
Much
Work
It
Was
Going
To
Be
And
So
Of
Course
The
First
10%
Of
The
Work
Got
Done
In
The
First
95%
Of
The
Available
Time
And
Then
The
Remaining
90%
Of
The
Work
Got
Done
In
The
Last
5%
Of
The
Available
Time
My
Friday
Morning
At
DEF CON
Was
Essentially
Coding
Up
All
The
Stuff
That
I
Completely
Forgot
About
And
It
Was
Bug
Fixing
And
Also
Dealing
With
The
Fact
That
Richard
Zimmerman
The
PGP
Guy
Was
Late
Phil
Zimmerman
You
Can
Tell
I
Am
Tired
The
PGP
Guy
Was
Late
For
His
Talk
So
They
Said
Oh
We
Will
Do
Let's
Just
Push
The
Entire
Slot
Back
A
Whole
Hour
Which
And
It
Was
Like
Yeah
We
Were
Expecting
Schedule
Changes
But
Nothing
That
Severe
So
We
Were
Running
Around
Like
Beheaded
Chickens
Yeah
I
Did
Not
Anticipate
That
At
All
I
Didn't
Even
Know
They
Would
Even
Think
About
Doing
That
I
Think
Oh
Someone's
Not
Here
Oh
Okay
Let's
Go
Move
Their
Presentation
To
At
The
End
Of
The
Day
No
Let's
Not
Do
That
Phil
Zimmerman
Is
Important
And
I
Was
Going
But
That
Doesn't
Make
Sense
So
Whoever
said
Death
On
Had
To
Make
Sense
Oh
Yeah
True
Anyway
So
That
Was
One
Of
The
Few
Other
Things
About
It
So
My
Friday
Morning
Was
Essentially
Coding
Up
Something
That
Would
Automatically
Do
Pump
Everything
Back
By
An
Hour
And
Then
Send
The
Contact
Zone
So
But
It
Worked
For
The
Most
Part
There
Was
More
Than
A
Few
Problems
Like
The
Def
Con
Info
Booth
Was
Not
Forthcoming
With
All
The
Information
That
They
Knew
Oh
Yes
We
Went
To
Them
And
We
Said
Hi
We're
Doing
The
Interactive
Telephone
Schedule
Will
You
Please
Do
Us
The
Hugest
Favor
Ever
Here
Is
All
My
Contact
Information
Please
Give
Me
Any
Information
About
Any
And
All
Schedule
Changes
As
Soon
As
You
Know
About
Them
Okay
We'll
Do
That
So
I
Went
There
At
The
End
Is
Kind
Of
Looking
Less
And
Less
And
Less
Like
Reality
As
The
Day
Wears
On
Have
You
Gotten
Any
Schedule
Changes
At
All
Oh
Yeah
We've
Gotten
Them
Tons
Of
Them
It was
At
This
Point
That
I
Wanted
To
Draw
A
Big
Circle
In
The
Wall
And
Bang
My
Head
Into
It
Repeatedly
But
Still
We
Persevered
Yes
We
Persevered
Next
Year
We
Will
Try
And
Make
This
A
More
Organized
Production
Yes
And
Hopefully
We
Have
Something
Called
Hope
By
Phone
Which
I
Will
Code
Up
And
Twice
As
Many
Recordings
For
Strom
To
Do
Anyway
So
I
Guess
We're
Going
To
Wrap
Up
The
Presentation
Here
With
Part
Three
Why
Aster
Sucks
Or
What
You
Call
Caveats
Here
You've
Run
At
This
More
Than
I
Have
So
You
Can
Talk
About
Your
Wonderful
TDM
Experiences
Well
The
Digium
TDM
Cards
Are
Not
They're
Good
But
They
Are
Kind
Of
Flaky
The
First
Major
Problem
Is
That
Connecting
A
Station
Interface
To
A
Phone
Line
Can
Be
Dangerous
Because
If
The
Phone
Line
Rings
There
Goes
Your
Module
And
That's
A
$90
Module
So
Be
Very
Careful
Make
Sure
You
Know
What
You're
Plugging
Into
Where
Be
Absolutely
Certain
Always
Practice
Safe
Telephony
Know
Where
You're
Sticking
Certain
Things
We may
Not
Need
Safe
Sex
But
We
Certainly
Need
Safe
Supervision
I'm
Tired
And
I
Can't
Even
Say
That
Correctly
Blah
Anyway
With
Apologies
Devin
Doorbell
The
Cards
Sometimes
Go
Crazy
For
Absolutely
No
Reason
You
Just
Pick
Up
And
They
Go
Staticky
Or
There's
Problem
With
Interrupts
And
Whatever
Don't
Read
Yeah
And
The
Drivers
Are
Not
Completely
Bug
Free
So
You
Know
There
Are
Just
Problems
Every
Now
And
Again
More
Than
A few
That
One
Of
Our
Friends
Had
A
TDM
Card
To
Interface
To
His
Phone
Line
That
Would
Suddenly
Stop
It
Would
Like
Suddenly
Chop
Off
The
First
Digit
Whatever
He
Was
Dialing
Like
For
Example
Instead
Of
1
3
1
It
Would
Dial
3
1
Which
Was
Completely
Incompatible
With
His
Routing
With
His
Phone
Routing
On
His
Telephone
Line
And
It
Would
Consily
Give
Him
A
Reorder
Another
Fun
Thing
Is
That
When
You're
Connecting
It
To
Your
Phone
Line
It
Doesn't
Actually
Wait
For
A
Dial
Tone
So
If
Your
Dial
Tone
Is
Slow
It
Would
Just
It
Starts
Dialing
Immediately
Which
Is
Something
That
The
Modem
Industry
Solved
Years
Ago
But
Apparently
Digium
Hasn't
Gotten
Around
To
Yet
So
Also
I
Absolutely
Love
It
There
Are
Certain
Code
Restrictions
For
Those
Of
You
Getting
Into
A
Hitty
Fit
Right
Now
Asterisk
Is
GPL
So
It
Is
Open
Source
However
All
The
Code
Contributed
To
Asterisk
Is
Owned
By
Digium
I
Contributed
A
Couple
Of
Pieces
Of
Code
Basically
What
I
Have
To
Do
Is
The
First
Time
I
Did
Is
I
Had
To
Sign
Away
My
Right
To
All
Apartment
Someplace
But
Anyway
I
Don't
Have
Any
Rights
I
Don't
Own
My
Code
Anymore
And
I
Need
To
Have
Basically
They
Won't
Talk
To
You
Unless
They
Have
That
Waiver
On
Record
Digium
Does
Have
Commercial
Options
So
They
Technically
Can
Sell
My
Code
But
Not
Exactly
Sure
What
Those
Are
It
Is
Some
Type
Of
High
Availability
Asterisk
Business
Edition
I
Don't
Know
What
That
Consist
Of
Because
I
Don't
Want
To
Pay
For
It
Termination
Issues
We
Talked
About
This
Lightly
Last
Time
Proper
Call
Progression
Supportive
Protocols
Some
Providers
Don't
Support
It
And
Tough
Luck
If
You
Want
Hand
Your
Sub
Actually
I
Think
VoIP
Just
Started
Supporting
It
So
Yeah
I
Think
They
Did
But
I'm
Not
Sure
Yeah
Most
Providers
Have
Nowhere
Near
Five
Nines
Uptime
So
Had A
Nice
Weekend
Where
They
Wouldn't
Enter
Any
Phone
Calls
And
You
Couldn't
Make
Or
Receive
Phone
Calls
On
Any
Your
Numbers
And
I
Think
What
They
Did
During
That
Weekend
Was
Hide
At
Their
Desk
And
Cower
So
Yeah
Plus
If
Your
Internet
Connection
Goes
Down
Your
Phone
Line
Screwed
Blah
Some
Providers
Lose
Your
Registration
Not
In
The
Sense
Where
They
Lose
All Your
Credit Card
Information
But
Your
Asterisk
Boss
Suddenly
Can't
Talk
To
Them
So
What
Essentially
You
Have
To
Do
Is
You
Have
To
Kick
Asterisk
Or
Have
Them
Reregister
Turn
Turn off
Your
Asterisk
Install
And
Then
Restart
It
Back
Up
Or
Do
Reload
Configuration
There's
Tons
Of
Ways
You
Can
Do
It
But
Still
It's
A bit
Annoying
When
You
Suddenly
Call
Up
And
You
Can't
Get
Into
Your
Phone
Line
Further
Reading
And
Resources
Asterisk
Dot
Org
Black
Ratchet
Dot
Org
Digium
Dot
Com
Strom
Carlson
Dot
Com
Voip
V-O-I-P
Dash
Info
Dot
Org
Which
Is
A
They
Just
Sell
Stuff
Right
They
No
It's
A
Wiki
It's
A
Wiki
Oh
No
I'm
Thinking
Voip
Supply
Which
Is
Another
One
You
Should
Check
Out
Voip
Supply
Dot
Com
Lots
Of
Cool
Gadgets
That
You
Will
Spend
Lots
Of
Money
On
To
Make
Your
Credit
Card
Burst
Into
Plain
Yes
Lots
Of
Stuff
To
Spend
Your
Money
On
Kids
Anyway
That
Basically
Wraps
Up
Our
Asterisk
Presentation
Do
You
Have
Any
Closing
Points
Um
My
Bed
Sounds
Really
Good
Right
Now
So
We'll
Get
There
In
A
Moment
Announcements
There's
Coming
Up
This
Week
Is
Software
Freedom
Day
Which
Is
A
And
I
Found
About
This
From
My
Local
Linux
User
Group
It's
9
10
2005
And
What
It
Is
Software
Freedom
Day
Is
A
Global
Grassroots
Effort
To
Educate
The
Public
About
Virtues
And
Availability
Of
Free
And
Open
Source
Software
Over
200
Teams
Are
Registered
So
Far
And
They
Have
Plans
To
Celebrate
Free
Software
At
Schools
Universities
Parks
And
Many
Other
Public
Areas
And
That
They're
Doing
Celebrating
At
Universities
On
A
Saturday
Is
Beyond
May
But
Well
Anyway
They're
Unix
Guys
So
What
Do
You
Expect
Um
And
Basically
They're
Also
Our
Site
Of
The
Week
Which
Is
Software
Freedom
Day
Dot
Org
So
Do
You
Except
Don't
Forget
Our
New
Voicemail
Line
Number
Which
Again
If
You
Didn't
Catch
It
The
First
Five
Times
I
Said
It
Is
213
415
1047
Um
Oh
Go send
Shouts out
To
Buck Rogers
The
Kid
Stalin
All
From
Boston
2600
People
On
The
Forums
Would
Know
Them
Email
Us
Email
Us
Email
Us
At
Radio
Open
Rev.com
This
Is
A
Liminal
Message
Email
Us
Email
Us
Email
Us
This
Ends
A
Subliminal
Message
You
May
Now
Return
To
Your
Regular
Scheduled
Not
Email
Yes
Um
Our
Closing
Music
Tonight
Is
A
Band
Called
Chillac
Which
Is
And
Their
Song
Is
A
Thousand
Hertz
And
It's
H-U-R-T-Z
But
I
Like
The
Just
The
Title
Of
It
Anyway
So
We
Will
See
You
Next
Week
Same
Hack
Time
Same
Hack
Channel
Phone
?
Phone
L dont
Thank you.