This is dedicated to all the hackers and the crackers
I see in binary, I speak source code
Step on my toes, I'll post a million jpegs with you in a fag pose
In your digital stance, getting firewalls ho
Cause I'm riding the net in my six-fold
I was a dick with my 56
Now with my cable, I'm able to get that stable
On the out, my name is Ace and I'm a Leo
On the digital highway, my name is Neo and I'm a hero
In a flash, I'll screw you on burning dream pack
You need some ISO? Let me through my hard drive rifle
Our exchange you could never stifle
In a digital hood, you just caught the love bug
I bootlegged your CD, I caused a fight between Un and Jay-Z
Your CG, it's all gonna be free
Whether we take it by force or we take it nicely
You feel that rattle in your bones?
When I tell you we just packed out Jones
And NASDAQ leaves you flat on your back
Cause I am he who loves to hack and crack
This is dedicated to the hackers and the crack
They're real phones
So it's a cold
I'm so red
Hello and welcome to Binary Revolution Radio
Number 121
For November 8th, 2005
I'm Strom Carlson
I'm Black Ratchet
And who do we have with us this evening?
Hi, I'm Josh Brashears
How you doing?
Hey Josh
How you doing, man?
Eh, not too bad
I can't complain
Could, but it wouldn't be any good
Did someone actually, like, use their real name on a show?
I don't think we've ever had that before
Yeah, I know
Don't hack for me
Oh my god
We're gonna get owned
Well, thankfully for you, Josh
Also known as Stoner Savant on the forums
No
I'm just gonna call you Stoner Savant
Cause, I don't know
I feel comfortable that way
Fair enough
And I'll call him Josh
So we can thoroughly confuse our audience
Yes
No, if you're gonna call him Josh
I'll call him Josh then
Yeah
Play the memory lapse tone
And then just call me Stoner
Oh yeah, yeah
Boop
Alright
Hi, I'm Stoner Savant
Yes, we
We don't know what the heck we're doing
Alright
Welcome to another live episode
The call-in lines are open
So if you
And we actually have a call screener this time
A real honest-to-God call screener
Dr. Zygmunt is screening our calls
So if you want to call in
Give us a call at
800-732-0442
From inside the U.S.
Or from outside the U.S.
Country code 1
Area code 213-415-1047
And if Zygmunt turns out to be a really horrid call
Screener and can't handle the pressure
We'll find out, won't we?
Indeed we shall
Alright, well
I think this was fun
Because I think we
I do enjoy palindromes
So the only housekeeping we have tonight
Is that
This is episode 121
And palindromes are cool
And 121
For those of you who are
Familiar with the
Old school bell system codes
That used to lead you to the
Inward operator
And that was basically
Your magic toll ticket
To the toll network
You used to be able to
Route yourselves
All kinds of crazy places over there
And lots of people are saying
Oh my god
They're talking about telephones again
The topic for tonight actually
Is digital ethics
Or
How to not be a moran
On the internet
Yeah
Wouldn't that be
How to not be a moran
On the interweb
Yeah, I guess you could say that too
God, these things sound so weird
When you actually say them out loud
I know
It's a lot easier
When you just spell it
Yeah
And you don't
You don't sound like a moran
Saying it
Yeah
Basically
This thing just came to me
A couple days ago
I just realized
How
Disturbed I am
At some of the
Some of the
Noobish things
People are doing online
And some of the really
Idiotic, pathetic
You know
Immature things
That people do
And how much they
Quetch
And how much they
Complain
And basically
This is
Partially my rant
Against that
Well, I mean
You know
Complaining
And being annoyed
Complaining
And everything
That's everyone's
God-given right
You can't
Complain against that
This is going to be
More of a
You know
How to not be stupid
On the internet
Be a good internet neighbor
I guess you could say this
Yeah
We're going to have
Little Miss Manners
Show up on here
And she's going to
Tell you
You know
Oh
Don't
Own the feds
Kitties
Or something
How to use the proper
How to use a proper
Fork when you're
At a
Dinner with
You know
Hacker friends
I don't know
When you're eating
With Mitt Nick
Don't use the
Salad fork
On your steak
Exactly
I don't even know
What the hell
The damn salad fork is
It's the smaller fork
Well, I'll keep that
In mind next time
Call me old fashioned
I just
Hmm?
Isn't that just
Three times as many dishes?
I mean
Yeah, exactly
I mean
It's a fork
I use my fork
I eat my salad
I put it back down
On my napkin
And there we go
I can use it
For my steak now
If you're really
Freaked out
You can just
Like, you know
Go suck off
The salad dressing
Or something
Suck off the salad dressing
Exactly
That's what it is
That sounds so wrong
Yeah, you can
Really freak people out
And just
Oh god
You sick pervert
I didn't even think of that
I was thinking of
Just like someone
Going out there
Sitting at a very fancy
Dinner party
And then just
Taking their tongue
With their fork
And going
Hanging the spoon
Off their nose
Yes, exactly
Hey, that's always
A conversation starter
At any black tie event
I always go for
The spoon on my nose
Because people
Just
People talk about it
Works wonderfully
At weddings
And bar mitzvahs
Exactly
Yeah, I'm sure
If I ever got invited
To a state dinner
I'm going to do
The spoon trick
And like the president
Of France
Is going to be
Sitting next to me
And goes
Sacre bleu
Well, I'm sure
That the president
Of France
Is doing enough
Of his sacre bleu
At the moment
Yeah, I know
That's what they say
And then get a phone call
That like, you know
Tons of Muslims
Are rioting
And burning down cars
Grim milestone
Of a thousand cars
Was reached today
It was horrible
Yeah
Well, it would be
Better business for Reynold
When they start
Buying more of them
Well, the problem
Is that Reynold
Cars suck
Maybe this will
Make France
Buy better cars
Perhaps
No more Reynold
Than Peugeot
That's what they're
Riding about
Oh, yeah, exactly
Well, Peugeot's okay
They've got a couple
Nice rally cars
But, Reynold
Yeah
Anyway, we're drifting
I say let's use them
Email
Yeah, I think
That's a good idea
Our first email
Tonight is from
Anonymous
And it says
Woo, it's anonymous
Halloween was last week
Oh
I thought I'd point out
That IDEA
Is not owned by RSA
It's owned by
ETH Zurich
Where it was created
As far as I know
The patent it has
Is valid in Europe only
Although I may be
Mistaken about this
Communication via
PGP slash GPG
Complies to the
Open PGP standard
RFC number 2440
And generally speaking
Things work fine
If IDEA is disabled
There's plenty of
Other systemic
Sorry
Plenty of other
Symmetric algorithms
That use the
Open PGP standard
Supports
DES
EDE
Casts
Blowfish
Safer
And some IDs
Are reserved from
DES
Slash SK
And various
AES flavors
Anonymous
That's an alphabet
Soup of
Encryption algorithms
Yep
What the heck do
All these damn
Things mean
I know that
It's not DES
It's DES
DES
Well I think
The harder it is
To remember what
It means
The better the
Encryption is
That's a good idea
That's something
I've never thought
Of
And my question
Is how
Compatible with it
If I use
DES to encrypt
My message
Do I have to
Tell my recipient
That I use DES
Is there a way
To tell via my
Cypher text
I don't know
The other thing
Is what's so
Big about
IDEA
Or IDEA
Or whatever
They call it
Is it just
Quote unquote
More secure
I don't know
This whole thing
Confuses me
I'll encrypt my
Mail when I have
Something worthwhile
To say
I won't be
Sending my mail
Off and
Encrypting pictures
Of my cat
To my sister
Of course
It'd be a good
Thing to like
Hide
You know
Really like
Throw them off
The obscurity
And
Our next email
Yeah
Comes from someone
Called GH
Does anyone else
Have any comments
On OpenPGP
I'm just confused
I'm horribly confused
But
Yeah
I could throw
More algorithms
In there
But it's like
Blah blah blah
Well
Don't you
Don't you use
OpenPGP
Or NewPG
Or
I'm playing with it
I don't use it
Seriously
At the moment
Oh
Teoxy in the
In the channel
Says
The ID
Is encoded
In the message
Ah
Where did you get
Teoxy on here
He's cool
Yes
So
Call in
Teoxy
And you'll get
Mad bonus points
Or bonus
Position in the queue
So
GH sends us an email
Where I come from
We say router
And doesn't give
Any sort of
Indication as to
How he's supposed
To pronounce that
Yes
It's
Exactly how it's
Spelled
It's
R-O-U-T-E-R
And
I'm going to
Thank him
For clearing that up
But actually
The reason why
We included this
Email
Is
It reminded me
To check our
Poll that we
Posted
Was it
Two, three
Weeks ago
Something like
That
Yeah
And so
Vanna
I mean
Strom
Would you
Like to read
Our poll
For us
Yes
Our poll
This evening
Rhymes with
Out
29 respondents
For 74.36%
Rhymes with
Boot
10 respondents
For 25.64%
So
I guess
The consensus
Is route
Not root
You know
I guess that
Kind of makes
Sense with the
Whole
Root
R-O-O-T
And stoners
Over there
Smoking up
Well I'm just
Thinking
If I go into
Fry's and ask
For a rooter
I'm going to
Feel like it's
Hard
I mean
I don't
Just assume
Okay
Vicariously
It's route
But
If you go down
To Australia
And ask for a
Rooter
You'll get
Something completely
Different
Yeah
And now
Going through
My head
I have
Roto-Rooter
That's the
Name
And away
Go trouble
Down the
Train
Roto-Rooter
This episode
Of Ben
Rev Radio
Brought to
You by
Roto-Rooter
Yes
Actually
One of my
Favorite quotes
From someone
From Australia
Coming up
To
I believe
This is on
Alt-System
In recovery
He came up
To the
United States
For a new
Job
And he's
Walking down
The streets
One day
And he sees
A Roto-Rooter
Truck
Now for
Those of you
Who don't
Know
Rooter
Root in
Australia
Means something
Similar to
Fuck in
American
So you know
You could say
Oh boy
I rooted that
Girl last
Night
So he's
Walking down
The street
And he sees
This Roto-Rooter
Truck
And he says
The ideas
Throwing through
My head
From like
You know
The serious
Cybernetics
Company
Teledildonics
Corporation
Was just
Absolutely
Disturbing
And I
Can
I can
See that
It's just
Very very
Creepy
And this
Is also
You know
Falls back
To the
Infamous
Line
Back in the
1940s
When they
Were selling
Electrolux
Vacuum
Saying
Nothing
Sucks
Like an
Electrolux
Exactly
And it's
One of those
Popular things
That you
Need to
Know
All local
Connotations
Of the
Word
Before you
Do an
Ad
Campaign
I believe
That actually
Happened out
In your
Area
Where it
Actually
Started
If I'm
Not mistaken
Something like
That
I don't
Recall
Exactly
I
Remember
I remember
Reading that
Someplace
But lord
Only knows
However
I do
Remember
On a
Similar
Note
That
In
And
Out
Burger
At one
Point
Had
The
Stickers
It said
In
And
Out
Burger
And
It was
Fairly
Popular
To get
The
Sticker
And
Then
Modify
The
In
And
Out
Urge
Well
The
First
Time I
Actually
Heard
Of
In
And
Out
Burger
That's
The
First
Thing
That
Popped
In
My
Head
What
Kind of
Porn
Southern
California
Porn
Thing
Is
This
It's
All
Freaking
Fundamental
Christians
What
The
Hell
Kind of
Irony
Is
That
Well
Because
I
Think
In
And
Out
Kind
Of
Took
A
Different
Connotation
Back
When
The
So
I
Think
Their
Term
Just
Kind of
Got
Perverted
As
It
Were
To
Mean
Something
Else
Back
Then
And
Maybe
And
Maybe
Now
To
Atone
For
That
For
All
These
Years
Like
Holy
Crap
We've
Been
Talking
About
Sex
They
Print
Bible
Quotes
On
The
Bottom
Of
The
Cups
Or
Like
Verses
Chapter
Verses
Yeah
Oh
They
Did
Yeah
Totally
Oh
Man
See
They
Don't
Have
Those
Out
Here
The
First
Time
I
Was
Introduced
To
It
Was
With
Strom
And
Red
Nerd
At
DEFCON
Oh
Man
You
Need
To
Look
Next
Time
Look
Closer
You
Know
Yeah
Look
Underneath
You're
Only
Seeing
The
Surface
Of
The
Conspiracy
Well
See
You
Were
My
Tour
Guide
Strom
You
Need
To
Tell
This
To
Me
You
Should
Have
Said
No
I
Didn't
Want
To
Scare
You
Away
Too
Much
They
Do
Make
Damn
Good
Burgers
Yeah
They
Do
I
Happy
To
Give
Them
My
Money
I
Like
The
Burgers
It
It's
All
It's
All
A
Great
Conspiracy
To
You
Know
I
Bet
They
Put
Like
You
Fundamental
Christian
Juice
And
They
Put
Jesus
Juice
In
The
Burgers
And
They
Poison
Your
Mind
Is
Jesus
The
Guy
In
The
Back
That's
Like
Flipping
The
Burgers
I
Mean
Hey
Jesus
More
Shoes
I
Can't
Go
When
You
Watch
The
Reason
Why
It's
So
Fresh
In
My
Mind
Is
Apparently
Someone
Has
Started
Making
A
Wine
Called
Jesus
Juice
A
La
Michael
Jackson
It
Was
On
The
Smoking
Gun
Yesterday
For
Those
Of
You
Curious
Oh
God
So
Alright
Do you
Want to
Move
On
To
The
Next
Email
Fubster
Writes
Hello
Black
Ratchet
And
Strong
I
Listen
To
The
Episode
Of
Bin
Rev
Radio
In
Which
You
Discuss
The
Story
About
Dell
Putting
The
Keylogger
In
Their
Laptops
You
Debunk
That
It
Is
The
Obvious
Hoax
That
It
Was
But
There
Was
A
Bit
Of
A
Twist
To
The
Story
I
Was
The
One
Who
Wrote
That
Article
One
Day
I
Was
Pretty
Bored
And
I
Was
In
To
Live
Journal
Dot
Com
Slash
Tilda
Preach
Paranoia
And
All
Spirals
Downhill
From
There
I
Finished
The
Story
Which
Can
Be
Found
At
Ratchet
Tiny
url
Dot
Com
Slash
Alpha
Yankee
Golf
8
3
And
Return
To
The
IRC
Channel
To
Find
That
The
Story
Has
Been
Posted
To
The
Above
Live
Journal
I
Don't
Really
Think
Much
Of
It
Because
It
It's
Pretty
Stupid
Premise
For
News
Story
And
The
Incomplete
Article
Using
Stock
Photos
Is
An
Obvious
Hoax
Pretty
Soon
Engadget
Picked
Up
On
The
Article
And
Featured
It
On
Their
Site
It
Was
Reposted
To
Several
Other
News
Sources
And
The
Lie
Spread
Since
Then
The
Story
Just
Hasn't
Seemed
To
Want
To
Die
I
Hope
This
Clears
Up
A few
Things
Fubster
Well
Fubster
We're
Blaming
You
I
And
We're
All
Going
To
Go
To
Jesus
Land
Talk
Show
Host
So
I
Actually
Thought
It
Was
His
Site
But
I
Guess
He
Could
Have
Mirrored
It
So
I
Guess
That
Could
Be
It
And
I
Like
To
Make
This
As
Perfect
Essidence
As
The
Internet
Can
Snowball
Any
Rumor
And
Just
Get
Way
Out
Of
Hand
My
Personal
Favorite
Story
Was
There
Was
This
Person
I
Believe
She
If
You
Like
This
Petition
Please
Mail
Me
And
Then
Forward
This
To
All
Your
Friends
And
This
Was
Around
1998
1999
When
The
Internet
Was
Just
Really
Taking
Off
And
Email
Was
The
Big
Thing
And
Everyone
Forwarded
It
And
Everyone
Started
Mailing
Her
Because
It
Was
Like
One
Of
Those
Things
Of
Women's
Rights
In
Afghanistan
Or
Iran
Or
Something
And
The
University
Had
To
Shut
Down
Her
Account
Because
In
The
Matter
Of
Approximately
48
Hours
She
Already
Filled
Her
Quota
About
Five
Times
Over
And
She
Was
Just
Getting
More
And
More
Messages
It
Was
It
Was
Absolutely
Hilarious
And
Quite
Humorous
And
Just
Kind
Of
Really
Proved
To
Me
Like
Behold
The
Power
Of
The
Internet
As
We
Can
Say
But
As
I
Say
This
Is
Basically
Proves
Rumor
That
Is
A
Hoax
Fubster
We're
Not
Sure
If
You're
Yanking
Our
Chain
Well
Personally
I
I'm
Giving
You
The
Benefit
Of
The
Doubt
But
Either
Way
We
Can
Just
Sort
Of
Point
To
This
Email
And
Say
Ha
He
Did
It
It's
All
I
He
Said
So
That
That's
It
So
It's
Silly
And
Stupid
And
Therefore
Should
Never
Ever
Be
Repeated
Ever
Again
Enough
Said
So
Now
For
Our
Call
In
Question
We
Have
Booter
On
The
Line
Booter
How
Was
Dr.
Zygmunt
Did
He
Do
An
Okay
Job
Oh
Yeah
He
Did
Great
Did
You
Were
You
Making
Humorous
Remarks
About
Us
On
The
Whatever
That
Was
I
Don't
Know
Whatever
You
Call
That
The
Call
In
Q
Yeah
I
Had
Kind
Of
An
Idea
I
Think
I
Mentioned
It's
From
And
IRC
Like
A
Week
Or
So
About
Possibly
Sending
Out
Like
A
Sound
Board
For
Like
Phone
Tones
And
You
Know
Basically
If
Someone
Doesn't
Recognize
A
Certain
Tone
Maybe
We
Can
Gather
A
Bunch
Of
Tones
Put
It
On
A
Sound
Board
So
They
Can
Go
And
Click
On
It
On
The
Sound
Board
And
Listen
To
It
And
Figure
Out
What
It
Is
Or
People
Just
Trying
To
Figure
Out
What
Certain
Tones
Are
You
There
Is
Not
Too
Many
Tones
Currently
In
Use
Yeah
I
Mean
You
Just
Think
Of
Doing
Modern
Tones
Right
Not
The
Older
Type
Tones
Yeah
I
Mean
Or
You
Could
Separate
You
Know
Do
Two
Different
Ones
But
You
Know
I
Really
Don't
Know
How
Many
Tones
And
Shit
Are
Out
There
But
It
Is
Just
An
Idea
I
Had
There
Are
Several
Sources
For
The
Most
Part
All
The
Modern
Tones
Are
Specified
As
A
Specific
Combination
Of
Specific
Sine
Wave
Frequencies
So
All
You
Need
To
Do
Is
Look
Up
The
Bellcore
Spec
For
Those
And
Put
That
On
A
Sound
Board
You
Can
Generate
Those
With
Any
Software
That
Can
Generate
Sine
Waves
And
Mix
Them
Together
You
Can
Generate
Them
On
A
Synthesizer
Board
The
Thing
That
Online
Persona
Name
Jen
Who
Knows
If
She
Is
Real
Or
Not
She
Used
To
Run
The
Web
Page
You
Have
Reached
And
She
Has
Tones
For
Everything
And
I
Also
Believe
That
Freaks
And
Geeks
Dot
Com
Has
Some
Tones
And
I
Think
The
Only
Real
Tones
That
Are
Used
Today
Are
ACTS
Tones
And
On
Some
Occasion
Well
I
Don't
Know
What
You
Call
It
Well
There
The
Touch
Tone
And
Then
People
Don't
Know
The
Difference
Between
Like
A
Busy
Signal
And
A
Reorder
For
Example
If
You
Don't
Know
The
Difference
Between
A
Busy
Signal
And
Reorder
You
Just
They
Smacked
Yeah
Or
They
Don't
Know
What
High
Tone
Sounds
Like
Or
What
Not
So
It
Might
Be
A
Good
Idea
Actually
Yeah
What
Would
You
Call
Coin
Control
Signaling
Like
Coin
Return
And
Coin
Release
Or
Coin
Collect
And
Coin
Return
I
Have
To
Look
Up
In
The
Belcore
Spec
What
Those
Are
Actually
Called
Yeah
I
Forget
Green
Box
Tones
That's
What
They
Are
I'll
Have
An
Answer
For
You
Next
Week
Because
I
Don't
Feel
Like
Cragging
Out
The
1500
Page
Document
And
Paging
Through
It
On
The
Radio
Live
Well
Neither
Do
I
That's
Why
I
Ask
Joe
It
Was
Just
I
Googled
For
Like
An
Hour
I
Never
Saw
Anything
I
Thought
That
Was
Something
I
Have
Another
Question
Have
Y'all
Heard
Of
Anything
About
What
May
Go
Down
On
The
11th
With
Default
Oh
Yes
Veterans Day
Is
Happening
It's
A
Wonderful
Holiday
And
People
Should
Be
Extremely
Respective
Of
The
Veterans
And
Those
Who
Are
Currently
Serving
Overseas
Protecting
Us
Oh
So
You
Laugh
But
I'm
Kind
Of
Serious
Um
I
Don't
Know
None
Of
Us
Know
I
Don't
Think
Anyone
Does
I
Even
I
Was
Talking
To
Stank
A
Couple
Of
Days
Ago
And
He
Doesn't
Know
Either
So
Yeah
No
One
Knows
We'll
Just
Have
To
Wait
And
See
Thank
You
Welcome
Good
Show
Guys
Y'all
Keep
The
Good
Work
Yeah
Go
When
You
We'll
Plug
That
On
Show
All
Right
All
Wait
To
See
It
Man
Talk
You
Later
Take
Easy
Did
Shoter
Drop
Off
Or
Is
He
Just
Sitting
In
The
Background
He's
There
I'm
Seriously
Taking
Notes
And
By
Taking
Notes
I
Mean
Zombying
Back
Into
My
Text
Just
Hypnotic
I'm
Sorry
I'm
Here
Though
Feel
Free
To
Jump
In
Anytime
Don't
We're
Just
Sort
Of
Ignoring
You
The
Only
Thing
I
Have
To
Relate
Is
So
Completely
Non
Sequitur
I
Use
Certain
Various
Tones
Depending
On
My
Ringtone
For
My
Cell
Phone
Strom
Knows
A
Little
Bit
About
That
Which
Is
It's
Got
Me
Out
Of
Some
Handy
Situations
But
On
A
Deeper
Level
Than
That
I
Can't
Really
Relate
I
Thought
It'd
Be
Pretty
Cool
To
Have
Like
A
Like
A
Game
Memory
But
With
Various
Obscure
DTMF
Tones
And
All
The
Other
Tones
Just
Because
I'm
Like
A
Monkey
And
Can
Learn
Things
Through
Repetition
What
You
Need
To
Play
Is
The
Strom
Carlson
Touchtone
Game
Yes
Like
The
Strom
Carlson
Touchtone
Game
On
Esoteric
Crack
For
Those
Of
You
Who
Have
Played
The
Strom
Carlson
Touchtone
Game
If
You
Go
To
My
Website
You
Go
To
Strom
Carlson
Dot
Com
I
Have
My
PBX
Number
On
There
And
If
You
Dial
It
There
Is
An
Option
At
The
Main
Menu
To
Play
Touchtone
Game
And
What
It
Is
It
Plays
Touchtone
At
You
And
You
Have
To
Dial
Them
Back
In
Kind
Like
What
Is
That
Memory
Game
That
Is
Pop
Simon
Yeah
Kind of
Like
Simon
Except
With
Touchtones
Simon
For
Greeks
Yeah
And
It
Tears
To
Decode
Touchtone
By
Ear
Alright
Well
If
I
Disappear
For
A
While
After
That
And
You
Hear
Some
Faint
Tones
In
The
Background
I
Apologize
In
Advantage
I
Do
Have
Moderate
To
Severe
Attention
Deficit
Disorder
No
I
Think
We
All
Suffered
That
Yeah
I'm
Sorry
Who
Are
You
What
We
Doing
A
Radio
Show
Yeah
Oh
Radio
Oh
Shit
Alright
Our
Final
Email
Is
From
Justa
And
He
Says
Hello
I
Have
A
Quick
Question
Are
You
Guys
Going
To
Have
An
Available
RSS
Feed
Soon
Also
We
Have
The
Radio
Program
Available
For
Download
Via
Podcasting
Thanks
Justa
Well
Yes
We
Do
And
It's
Been
Up
There
For
A
While
I
Think
It's
Been
Up
There
Before
Straum
And
I
Came
On
Yeah
It's
Been
Up
There
Since
About
Like
I'd
See
Probably
Like
Mid
80s
Or
So
Episode
Wise
Possibly
I
Don't
Know
Anyway
It's
www.binrev.com
Slash
Radio
Slash
Podcast
And
You
Can
Basically
Search
Any
Podcast
Addergeting
Engine
Out
There
Because
Stank
When
He
First
Got
Into
This
He
Got
Really
Into
It
And
Submitted
Us
To
Every
Podcast
Adder
Known
To
Man
And
Literally
He
Was
Obsessed
For
About
A
Month
Doing
This
I
Would
Be
Talking
To
Him
Over
On
IM
And
He
Was
Like
Oh
Dude
I
Found
This
Voting
Website
For
Podcast
Adder
And
I
Voted
Us
To
Number
One
Because
They
Have
Horrible
Security
So
He
Voted
Us
For
Number
One
And
He
Kept
Us
He
Found
A
Vote
Once
From
Each
IP
Every
Hour
Or
Two
Hours
So
He
Just
Loaded
Up
A
Ton
Of
Proxies
And
He
Do
It
Every
Hour
So
It
Was
Pretty
Humorous
I
Really
Don't
Know
What
You're
Talking
About
For
An
RSS
Feed
That
I'm
Confused
I
Guess
You
Could
Say
The
Podcast
Is
An
RSS
Feed
Because
That's
What
Podcasting
Is
I
Really
Don't
Think
We
Have
One
For
The
Bin
Rev
Site
I
May
Be
Wrong
But
That's
Really
Not
My
Department
I
Don't
Pay
Attention
To
That
Kind
Of
Stuff
I
Think
The
Forums
Have
An
RSS
Feed
However
Upon
Looking
I
Really
Can't
Seem
To
Find
One
That's
Obvious
Plus
I'm
Not
Trying
To
Stuck
On
Anyone's
To
Nick
Or
Stank
Or
Anyone
Else
Can
Update
The
Website
We
Really
Hardly
Update
The
Front
Page
So
Why
The
Hell
Would
You
Want
An
RSS
Feed
For
It
If
You're
Really
Obsessed
Just
Pop
In
Every
Week
Read
The
Damn
Thing
That's
What
I
Do
Normally
I
Don't
Even
Read
The
Front
Page
So
Really
It's
Someone
Mentioning
It
In
One
Of
The
Front
Page
Check
It
Out
And
I'm
Like
Oh
I
Should
Update
That
Check
It
Out
And
Find
Out
What
The
Hell
Is
Going
On
So
I
Don't
Know
Do
You
Know
If
We
Have
An
RSS
Feed
Strom
No
I
Haven't
Even
Played
With
RSS
Personally
I
Don't
Find
RSS
Interesting
At
All
Besides
Podcasting
Is
Cool
But
As
For
Headlines
And
It's
Good
For
Syndication
Between
Sites
RSS
Readers
Doesn't
Interest
Me
In
The
Least
I
Mean
They
Use
It
To
Subscribe
To
Different
Sites
And
Get
Handy
Tidbits
Information
But
That's
About
It
Nothing
Else
And
Now
Google.com
Has
That
Built
Into
Their
Personal
Portal
So
You
Really
Don't
Even
Need
To
Go
Beyond
That
Well
At
Least
That's
My
Foray
Into
RSS
What
Does
Google
Have
This
Built
Into
Google.com
Slash
IG
You
Along
With
Local
News
Movie
Times
Slash
Dots
One
That
They
Come
Pre-packaged
With
And
I
Believe
Now
Is
The
Latest
Update
You
Can
Include
Your
Own
RSS
Seeds
But
I'm
Far
Too
Lazy
To
Find
Out
And
Hold
The
Phone
At
The
Same
Time
See
He
Did
It
For
You
Did
It
For
All
Of
You
Listeners
Isn't
It
Wonderful
Yeah
Who
Knows
I
Mean
I
I'm
Not
Personalizing
My
Yahoo
Homepage
I
I'm
Totally
Fearing
The
Front
Page
Of
Yahoo
Google
Will
Start
Looking
Like
The
Front
Page
Of
Yahoo
And
That
Scares
Me
Scares
Me
Like
There's
No
Tomorrow
So
That's
What
Wraps
It
Up
For
Email
Strom
What
The
Hell
Have
You
Been
Doing
This
Week
Going
Through
A
Personal
Crisis
No
Hacking
No
Hacking
No
Hacking
Well
That's
Didn't
You
Do
Something
With
Asterisk
I
Forget
What
It
Did
I
Possibly
Nothing
Memorable
I guess
I've
Just
Been
Getting
The
Call
And
Stuff
Working
So
We
Have
A
Call
Screener
Yeah
Well
Yeah
Well
You
Set
You
Set
Up
The
Call
You
Like
Talking
Via
Two
Different
Asterisk
Boxes
And
Everything
Okay
The
Way
It
Works
Is
You
Know
We
Have
The
Callers
Come
In
On
The
Asterisk
Box
In
Colo
By
The
Way
If
You
Want
To
Experience
This
In
Real
Time
You
Can
Call
Us
At
800-732-0442
From
The
US
Or
From
A
From
Outside
The
US
1213-415-1047
Anyway
When
You
Call
Is
Our
Call
Screener
Is
Sitting
At
The
Other
End
Of
The
Queue
And
Your
Call
Is
Answered
In
The
Order
It
Was
Received
And
Do
We
Have
Like
You
Know
Little
Like
Hold
Music
With
You
Saying
Your
Estimated
Wait
Time
Is
15
Minutes
Actually
Asterisk
Can
Do
That
I
Haven't
Bothered
To
Set
It
Up
Yet
Though
Oh
Really
Can
Yeah
I
Can
Totally
Do
That
Oh
Awesome
Yeah
And
Yeah
I'll
Have to
Do
That
When
We
Actually
Get
People
Calling
So
Much
That
We
Have
To
Cue
Them
Up
Yeah
Which
People
Should
Do
Hint
Yes
Call
I
Hate
The
Tangent
But
While
We're
Talking
About
Asterisk
Hacking
Did
Anybody
Follow
That
Link
There
Is
One
Link
In
The
Form
Excuse
Me
While
I
Drag
It
Up
But
Anyway
The
Guy
Did
Bluetooth
Proximity
Detection
For
Asterisk
And
For
The
People
Who
Haven't
Read
It
Whenever
The
Guy
Is
Near
His
Computer
His
Calls
Are
Automatically
Routed
To
His
Desk
But
Whenever
His
Bluetooth
Beacon
No
Longer
Detects
His
Bluetooth
MAC
Address
For
A
Headset
That
He
Carried
Around
With
Him
Then
It
Would
Automatically
Route
To
His
Cell
Phone
That's
Probably
The
Coolest
Freaking
Idea
I've
Heard
For
A
Cheap
Hack
In
A
Really
Long
Time
Indeed
I
Actually
I
Didn't
See
This
In
The
Form
That
Is
Sent
To
Me
Via
IM
I
Guess
He
Posted
It
On
The
That
Was
That
Was
Awesome
And
What
I
Was
Thinking
Would
Be
Really
Cool
Is
If
You
Can
Expand
The
Idea
And
Say
Here's
How
The
Stoners
Explained
It
Pretty
Well
The
Guy
Has
A
Astro
Server
And
He
Has
A
Bluetooth
Transceiver
Plugged
Into
It
On
The
USB
Port
And
Then
He
Has
A
Astro
As
A
Bluetooth
Headset
And
What
The
Headset
Does
Transmits
Away
And
Whenever
The
Astro
And
Bluetooth
Only
Goes
About
I
Don't
Know
20
30
50
Feet
And
So
When
The
Astro
Server
Sees
A
Bluetooth
Headset
It
Rats
It
To
Desk
And
If
Not
It
Rats
To
The
Cell
Phone
What
I
Was
Thinking
Is
Why
Don't
We
Expand
Upon
This
Idea
And
Find
A
Way
Of
Me
Putting
A
Bluetooth
Transceiver
At
My
Work
Computer
And
A
Bluetooth
Transceiver
At
My
Fiance
House
And
Just
Carry
Around
The
Headset
With
Me
And
Wherever
It
Just
Runs
Us
Like
Damon
On
Every
Computer
And
It
Says
It
Just
Checks
In
Back
With
The
Astro
Server
And
The
Astro
Server
Knows
Where
The
Route
To
Phone
Call
That
Seems
Pretty
Solid
For
Vapor
Wear
You
Could
Totally
Develop
That
Would
Be
Dark
Simple
It
Is
Just
More
Of
Finding
A
Way
Of
Interconnecting
Them
Couldn't
You
Do
Through
IAX
You
Know
It
You
Got
The
Toggled
So
The
Bluetooth
Is
Being
Sensed
In
One
Location
Then
Maybe
That
Triggers
An
Event
In
Asterisk
That
Sends
A
Beacon
To
The
Other
Box
That
Says
Well
No
What
I
Was
Thinking
More
Of
Is
You
Know
Just
Take
Asterisk
Out
Of
The
Equation
For
Those
Other
Two
Boxes
And
Just
Have
Something
That
Will
Rout
The
Just
Know
Where
The
Heck
Everything
Is
Going
Because
What
This
Actually
Happened
Was
What
Actually
Caused
Me
To
Think
Of
This
Isn't
Actually
A
Completely
Original
Idea
Back
In
The
Days
If
Anyone
Ever
I
Assume
Everyone
The
Internet
Like
You
Can
Run
On
A
Certain
Computer
And
Run
A
Client
On
Another
Computer
And
The
Server
Computer
When
You
Connect
To
It
Via
The
Client
It
Brings
Up
The
Screen
On
The
Server
Like
Exactly
Like
You
Were
Sitting
At
The
Console
And
This
Was
Developed
By
A
Group
Of
Researchers
From
AT&T
Who
Worked
At
Cambridge
United
Kingdom
And
What
They
Used
To
Do
Is
To
Trying
To
Make
Transparent
Computing
Like
They
Carry
Around
This
Little
Transceiver
On
Their
Belt
And
Whatever
Computer
They
Sit
Down
At
Their
Desktop
Would
Pop
Up
Using
VNC
That's
Pretty
Sweet
Like
Through
RFID
Or
What
Did
They
Do
Back
Then
Well
It
Was
Like
A
Very
Proto
RFID
Basically
I
Think
It
Was
Sort
Of
Like
You
Have
Something
If
Ever
I
Not
Sure
Where
You
From
Those
Easy
Pass
Or
Those
Highway
Transponsors
That
You
Can
Get
Through
I
Think
It
Was
Basically
One
Of
Those
It
Was
Yeah
We
Call it
Pass
Track
Here
In
California
Yeah
We
Call it
I
Don't
Know
I
Can
Believe
What
They
Call it
Easy
Pass
No
That's
Not
What
The
It
Is
Easy
Cheese
Easy
Pass
Is
What
Everyone
Else
Calls
On
The
East
Coast
But
We
Call it
Something
Else
Yeah
It's
Little
Box
About
By
About
A
Half
Inch
Tall
By
About
I'd
Say
About
Five
Inches
Square
Yeah
Five
Inches
Square
No
Not
Five
Inches
Square
It's
Like
Ours
Are
Maybe
Like
Three
Inches
By
Maybe
A
Half
An
Inch
Or
A
Quarter
Inch
Thick
Or
Something
Ours
Are
Kind
Of
Bigger
Than
That
I
Think
Either
way
It
Was
Pretty
Cool
And
What
They
Could
Do
Is
They
Could
Basically
They
Had
Transponders
Hooked
Around
The
Entire
Building
And
They
Would
Measure
The
Signal
Strength
And
They
Get
A
Rough
Location
Of
Where
You
Were
They
Did
Some
Crazy
Shit
Over
There
I
Remember
Being
A
Freshman
In
College
Going
To
Their
Website
And
Saying
I
Want
To
Move
Here
And
Work
At
This
Place
It
Was
Pretty
Sick
I
Think
That
On
An
Internal
Land
You
Could
Script
Up
Something
Quick
Enough
I
Think
The
Real
Problem
Would
Be
Getting
Into
Off
Node
Devices
You
Might
Be
To
Do
Something
Really
Crude
With
AIM
Or
Something
Or
I
Been
Playing
Around
With
This
Box
By
A
Company
Called
Peplink
And
It's
Essentially
The
Size
Of
A
Medium
Book
It's
Called
A
Manga
And
Runs
A
Full
Blown
Version
Of
Linux
It's
Got
an
ARM
Processor
I
Think
400
Megahertz
You
Know
Typical
Pocket
PC
And
This
One
Happens
To
Have
Two
Etheros
Wireless
Cards
In
It
So
Anyway
This
Little
Box
Runs
Linux
You
Can
Give
It
To
Your
Grandma
Who
Doesn't
Understand
The
Thing
Except
For
Unplug
It
If
It
And
Plug
It
Back
In
And
You
Could
Have
It
Handling
You
Know
Acting
As
An
Asterisk
Node
Or
Routing
All
These
Calls
Or
Even
Serving
As
Intelligence
For
A
Bluetooth
Beacon
I
Think
They
Are
Like
400
Bucks
Don't
Quote
Me
On
That
I
Pocket
Change
If
You
Got
The
Money
To
Tinker
With
Crap
It
Burned
Your
Time
Worse
Than
Video
Games
Check
Out
This
Box
They
Finally
Just
Got
Asterisk
Running
Really
Well
On
It
Without
A
Timing
Device
There
No
PCI
Slots
On
It
You
Not
That
We
Condone
Breaking
Into
Wireless
Network
Especially
If
You
Are
In
West
Chester
County
New
York
Because
That
Now
If
You
Run
An
Unsecure
Wireless
Network
You're
Going
To
Get
Busted
By
The
Police
And
That's
Creating
New
Jobs
God
Bless
America
Now
Somebody
Has
To
Go
Around
Professionally
War
Drive
Dude
Where
Do
I
Sell
My
Resume
That
Be
Sweet
I
I'm
Sure
You
Send
It
To
West
Chester
County
Police
Unless
They
Give
You
Like
The
Meter
Maid
Mobile
And
Then
They
Just
Like
A
Laptop
Cruising
On
There
Then
People
Would
Hate
You
Just
As
Much
And
Try
To
Steal
Your
Shit
Our
Meter
Mids
They
Drive
These
Cheap
Cherokees
Over
Here
They
Get
Clown
Cars
From
Hell
Like
From
Cyber
Hell
Over
Here
The
Last
Time
I
Saw
Meter
Maid
They
Actually
Onto
The
Box
And
Coins
Drop
In
And
They
Twist
The
Cartridge
Back
And
Keep
Walking
Along
Oh
No
Well
In
Berkeley
They
Have
Little
Robo
Cop
One
Man
All
Terrain
Vehicles
That
Just
Sort
Of
Cruising
Out
Traffic
To
Hunt
You
Down
I
Know
The
Parking
Enforcement
People
Have
Like
These
Bizarre
Three
Wheeled
Vehicles
From
Whatever
Movie
That
Was
Yeah
You
Know
That
Sounds
Right
They
Oh
I
Think
I
Know
You
Are
Actually
Our
Full
Fledged
Police
In
Boston
Have
That
And
But
In
My
Hometown
Lynn
They
Actually
Had
These
Like
You
Nice
Jeep
Cherokees
For
A
While
I
Was
Like
Wow
Of
Course
Now
I
Don't
Think
We
Have
Any
Or
At
They
Don't
Come
Around
Here
Anymore
Actually
The
Fun
Thing
I
Had
An
Amusing
Story
In
Boston
I
Was
Walking
Along
And
Who
To
Side
With
Oh
God
Because
I
Was
Like
Normally
I
Would
Be
Like
The
Fucking
Meter
Maid
And
Then
There
Was
Verizon
And
I
Don't
Like
Verizon
So
I
Don't
Know
Who
To
Like
In
This
Situation
Well
It
It's
Like
The
Devil
Ass
Raping
The
Heretics
Wait
A second
Yeah
I
Don't
Know
Where
You're
Going
With
This
I
Know
Where
I'm
Going
With
Iron
I
Believe
The
Phrase
You
Were
Looking
For
Strong
Was
Ha
Yeah
I
Eventually
Think
I
Decided
On
Just
Appreciating
The
Irony
Of
The
Situation
And
Just
Being
Amused
Oh
Geez
What
Happened
I
Haven't
Telled
Anything
This
Week
It's
My
Turn
We're
Talking
About
YouTube
Guys
And
Asterisk
And
Doing
Nothing
My
Turn
I
Got
All
Kinds
Of
Stuff
That
Happened
To
Me
This
First
Off
Visual
Studio
Express
Got
Released
Out
Of
Beta
And
Visual
Studio
Express
Is
Really
Tone
Down
Versions
Of
Visual
Studio
And
For
Anyone
Who
Wants
A
Program
Microsoft
Download
These
Programs
They're
Not
That
Bad
They're
Kind
Of
Stripped
Down
And
They're
Not
As
Good
As
Professional
Or
Standard
Versions
Of
All
Microsoft
ID
But
They're
Free
So
Hey
What
Are
We
Going
to
Do
Actually
The
Bad
Part
About
This
Is
Apparently
Saturday
Night
My
Computer
Started
Making
Horrible
Noises
Down
In
My
Basement
Which
Is
My
Server
That
Holds
Everything
From
My
Network
And
I
Turned
It
Off
And
I
Turned
It
Back
On
And
Nothing
Happened
So
It
Either
Alternated
Between
Not
Booting
At
All
Or
Not
Posting
And
Just
A
Blank
Screen
Or
Booting
Up
And
Then
Crashing
About
Two
Hours
Later
And
Apparently
On
Top
Of
That
One
Of
My
Hard
Drives
Has
Started
To
Die
So
I
Now
Need
To
Go
Figure
Out
And
Replace
That
Thankfully
It
Was
Part
Of
A
Raid
So
Lord
Only
Knows
What
Happening
And
The
Bad
Thing
About
Losing
The
Server
Is
That
It
Also
Runs
All
Of
My
Asterisk
Stuff
And
All
My
VoIP
So
I
Had
To
Configure
My
Laptop
Which
Is
A
P2
233
To
Run
Asterisk
And
Handle
All
My
Phone
Calls
And
Right
Now
What
Kind
Of
Call
Volume
Thankfully
Little
To
None
Because
I
Don't
Think
Can
Handle
That
Much
But
It
I
Being
Routed
Through
On
Dongles
With
My
Ethernet
Cord
And
If
That
Goes
Basically
I
Think
Everything
Trashes
So
We'll
Try
And
Make
Noises
Which
We'll
Try
Not
To
Make
Noises
Which
Attract
Your
Cats
Yeah
Well
Then
My
Door
Is
Shut
So
I
Actually
Did
Think
About
That
Because
That
Was
One
Of
My
Horrible
Scenarios
So
But
That
Was
Fun
I
Actually
233
Can
Handle
Like
Four
Or
Five
Lines
Off
My
Cisco
Phone
And
I
Think
We
Can
Handle
All
Six
But
Unfortunately
I
Don't
Remember
The
Password
For
One
So
Oh
Well
And
All
Of
The
Configuration
Stuff
For
The
Cisco
Phone
Is
On
That
Server
That's
Currently
Dead
So
I
Know
Shit
Yeah
This
Is
This
Is
Why
We
Just
Don't
Have
Everything
On
One
Server
Folks
This
Is
Why
I
Like
Redundancy
But
I
Think
It
Just
Crash
Because
It
Knew
I
Was
Going
To
Replace
It
Soon
Because
I
Am
Going
To
Replace
It
With
Something
A
Little
Bit
Faster
So
It
Is
Exacting
Its
Revenge
It
Lost
Its
Will
To
Live
Basically
So
Download
Visual
Studio
That's
My
One
Good
Thing
This
Week
I'm
Going
To
Be
At
The
Boston
Release
Party
For
Visual
Studio
For
Anybody
In
The
Boston
Area
And
They're
Going
To
This
Meet
Up
Or
Go
Out
For
Lunch
Or
Bash
Microsoft
While
Taking
Free
Software
That's
Basically
Why
I'm
Going
Is
You're
Offering
Free
Versions
Of
Visual
Studio
So
Screw
This
I'm
Just
Going
For
The
Free
Software
We've
Got
A
Compliment
On
Hold
Should
We
Just
Take
The
Compliment
A
Compliment
On
Hold
I
Guess
I
Don't
See
Why
I
Want
To
Compliment
Us
Might
As
Well
Get
It
Out
Of
The
Way
Now
Because
Probably
After
This
Top
Do We
Have
Our
Comp
With
Person
We
Have
Our
Comp
Now
We
Do
Hello
Y-Man
Hello
Is
This
Black
Ratchet
This
Is
Black
Ratchet
With
The
Person
Previously
Talking
To
You
Hello
Hi
Strom
Well
I
Just
Wanted
To
Congratulate
You
On
A
Great
Show
I've
Been
Enjoying
The
Podcast
Version
I
Haven't
Really
Listened
To
It
Live
On
The
Stream
I'm
Not
Listening
To
It
Live
Now
So
I
Don't
Really
Know
What
The
Topic
Is
Either
Thankfully
For
You
We
Didn't
Actually
Start
The
Topic
Yet
Okay
All
Right
I
Did
Have
A
Suggestion
Are
You
Guys
Planning
On
Putting
The
Stream
On
The
For
The
Music
On
Hold
Or
Is
That
Not
A
Possibility
Yet
That
Might
Be
A
Little
Complicated
I
Think
We
Can
Do
It
But
It's
All
Strom
And
Strom
Has
Better
Things
It's
On
The
To
List
And
I
Think
It'd
Be
Very
Cool
And
I
Think
It's
Possible
But
It's
More
Of
A
Question
Of
Working
It
Out
Yeah
If
You
Look
Over
At
Strom's
Desk
Right
Now
He
Has
15
Different
Parts
Of
Servers
Running
Asterisk
And
They're
All
Hulled
Together
With
Duct
Tape
And
Chewing
Gum
And
He
Has
A
Bit
Of
A
Step
By
Step
Switch
That's
Routing
All
The
Phone
Call
Yeah
I'm
Glad
That
You
Guys
Are
Doing
A
Third
Live
Show
Or
Maybe
It's
A
Fourth
Live
Show
I
Don't
I
Haven't
Listened
In
About
A
Week
I
Guess
I
Think
It's
Our
Third
One
Yeah
I
Think
It's
I'm
Liking
This
Live
I
Also
Tell
Dr.
Zygman
Since
He
Answered
The
Phone
I
Also
Enjoyed
The
Hack TV
I
Pulled
Down
The
First
One
Watched
That
And
I
Yet
To
Watch
The
Next
One
The
Preview
But
I'm
Sure
It'll
Be
Fantastic
I'm
Actually
Maybe
We
Can
Work
Zygman
On
Here
I
Think
I'm
Curious
If
He
Has
A
Date
On
When
The
Hack
TV
Might
Be
Released
But
We'll
Have
To
Talk
To
Him
About
That
Yeah
I
Think
It's
Approaching
The
Final
Okay
Alright
Cool
Alright
Well
Thank you
Success
And
I
Will
Talk
To
You
Again
Alright
Thank
You
For
Calling
Thanks
Man
You're
Welcome
Bye
Yes
Having
A
Call
Screener
Yeah
Our
First
Live
Compliment
Having
A
Call
Screener
Is
A
Luxury
Among
Luxuries
Let
Me
Tell
You
Yes
It's
No
Longer
Like
Me
Suddenly
Asking
A
Question
And
You
Not
Being
There
Yeah
It's
Not
Like
Strom
Carl
Becomes
At
The
Funiac
Telephone
Company
Of
Bin
Rev
Radio
Yeah
I
Think
Two
People
Got
That
I
Completely
Overgot
To
Mention
This
My
Last
Bit
Of
Stuff
That
I've
Been
Doing
This
Week
I
I've
Recently
Purchased
A
Sidekick
Two
I
Got
It
From
All
My
Birthday
Money
That
I
Got
My
Birthday
Was
Last
Weekend
So
I
Went
Out
And
Got
One
And
Lucky
Me
My
Fiance
My
Cold
Hard
Cash
Which
Is
Always
Really
Nice
When
You
Open
A
Card
And
See
Cold
Hard
Cash
I
Got
A
Cellphone
I
I'm
No
Longer
Using
My
Old
And
Busted
Sidekick
One
That
The
Backlight
Doesn't
Work
On
And
Certain
Buttons
Don't
Really
Work
So
Yes
Not
Theory
Is
Probably
Screaming
In
Agony
Right
Now
If
You
Actually
Listen
To
The
Show
Probably
Looking
At
His
Broken
One
And
Hurling
It
Back
Up
Against
The
Wall
Cause
He's
Weird
Very
Weird
Yes
We
Love
You
Not
Theory
All
Right
Well
Yeah
That's
All
Of
My
Stuff
We
Actually
Had
A lot
Of
Stuff
This
Week
Yeah
We're
Just
We're
Just
Skilled
Anyway
Should
We
Get
Into
Our
Topic
For
This
Week
Yes
The
Topic
That
Will
Make
Everyone
Love
Us
Forever
Yeah
I'm
Quite
Sure
That
The
Bile
Is
Going
To
Flow
During
This
Episode
And
People
Are
Going
To
Call
In
Yes
So
Again
Take
Down
Our
Number
Because
You're
Going
To
Want
To
Call
And
Bitch
Us
Out
It's
Area
Code
800
732
0442
Within
The
U.S.
Or
From
Outside
The
U.S.
Country
Code
1
213
415
1047
So
Our
Specific
Show
Topic
This
Week
I
Don't
Know
If
We
Picked
A
Cachy
Phrase
For
It
But
I
Think
Digital
Ethics
Would
Be
The
Best
One
It
Sounds
A
Whole
More
Yeah
It
Sounds
Like
A
Whole
A
More
Serious
Than
What
It
Is
Basically
What
It
Is
Don't
Be
A
Moran
On
The
Interweb
And
Actually
I
Found
This
Amusing
While
Doing
Research
For
This
If
You
Type
In
Computer
Ethics
Into
Google
The
First
Web
Page
It
Returns
Is
Ethics
Csc
Ncsu
Edu
And
It
Leads
To
A
404
So
Apparently
There
Are
No
Computer
Ethics
On
The
Internet
I
Found
That
Oddly
Hilarious
So
Okay
Basically
What
This
Is
Stuff
That
People
Consider
Okay
On
The
Internet
But
Really
Shouldn't
Or
Stuff
That
Yeah
I
Don't
Know
I
Should
Probably
Start
Off
By
Talking
About
What
Inspired
Me
To
Think
This
Topic
Up
Okay
And
I
Guess
Inspiration
Would
Probably
Not
Be
The
Best
Word
But
You
Know
I
Been
Reading
On
The
Forums
That
There
Are
You
Occasionally
On
The
Forums
We'll
Come
Out
With
Something
New
And
Exciting
And
Interesting
Like
One
Example
That
Comes
To
Mind
Is
Go
Weeks
We
Had
Free
Outgoing
Calls
To
The
United
States
Oh
You
Can
Drop
The
Name
It
Was
Mark
Brunet
Of
Course
So
Mark
Yeah
Mark
Brunet
Pointed
Me
To
Go
Weeks
And
To
Free
Outgoing
Calls
To
The
U.S.
And
I
Said
Hey
This
Is
Really
Awesome
Let
Me
Share
It
With
The
Community
So
I
Posted
It
On
The
Bin
Reef
Forums
And
Immediately
Everyone
Signed
Up
For
An
Account
And
Then
All
Of
A
Sudden
A
Couple
Days
Later
I
See
People
Are
Starting
To
Scan
Out
The
Internal
Numbering
Plan
For
Go
Weeks
I
Said
Well
Okay
I
Guess
It's
Not
So
Bad
Because
People
Are
In
Fact
Only
Scanning
Out
The
Internal
Numbering
Plan
They're
Not
Really
Using
Up
Any
Of
Go
Weeks
Money
By
Connecting
To
The
PSPN
And
Then
A
Short
Time
Later
Go
Weeks
Shut
Down
Their
Outgoing
Service
Because
People
Were
War
Dialing
And
Scanning
And
Abusing
The
Service
And
When
We're
Talking
About
War
Dialing
We're
Not
Talking
About
War
Dialing
A
Whole
Number
I
I've
Heard
Unconfirmed
Reports
About
Certain
People
None
Of
Which
I
Actually
Know
Personally
But
People
Actually
Going
Out
And
War
Dialing
Basically
A
Whole
Area
Code
Like
You
Which
Is
Whoa
Which
You
Know
Bad
Props
To
Them
But
Still
God
And
So
And
The
Other
Thing
That
Came
To
Mind
Was
There
Was
The
Thing
With
Do
Remember
The
Folgers
Cards
There
Was
Folgers
At
One
Point
Was
Giving
Out
Free
Sprint
Phone
Cards
And
There
Was
A
Loophole
In
The
System
Where
You
Could
I
Forget
How
It
Works
You
Could
Change
Your
Email
Address
Or
Something
And
They
Could
They
Would
Give
You
Another
Card
For
Free
And
You
Could
Basically
Get
As
Many
Cards
As
You
Wanted
Although
You
Were
Only
Supposed
To
Get
One
So
It
Was
Like
A
10
Minute
Phone
Card
And
So
I
Think
It
Was
Actually
A
30
Minute
Phone
Code
If
I'm
Not
Yeah
It
Was
30
Minutes
It
Was
Some
Not
Terribly
Long
But
Not
Terribly
Tiny
Either
Phone
Card
And
So
This
Was
All
Fine
And
Dandy
Until
People
Started
Downloading
You
Know
Massive
Numbers
Of
Card
Numbers
And
They
Were
Exchanging
Lists
Just
Unthinkably
Huge
Numbers
Of
Clone
Cards
And
I
Mean
This
Is
Hundreds
And
Hundreds
Of
Hours
Of
Long
Distance
Minutes
And
You
Know
It
Just
Struck
Me
As
So
Pathetic
That
People
Were
Joyously
Abusing
This
Free
Service
Which
You
Know
It's
Cool
To
Have
Free
Phone
Cards
Offered
To
You
But
If
Someone
Tries
It
And
It
Gets
Abused
People
Aren't
Going
To
Want
To
Do
It
Again
So
You
Ruin
It
For
The
Rest
Of
Us
Like
People
Were
Gathering
Thousands
And
Thousands
And
Thousands
Of
Like
Obscene
Numbers
People
Had
Lists
Like
A
Mile
Long
And
Is
Just
Because
You
Can
Do
It
Doesn't
Mean
You
Should
Yes
So
Alright
Well
Let's
Go
Get
Into
The
Meat
Of
The
Matter
Right
Here
So
Do
You
Want
To
Get
The
Phone
Number
Out
Again
Yeah
You
Want
To
213
415
1047
Yeah
Or
If
Oh
I
Got
It
Right
Holy
Shit
That's
Right
Or
If
You
Want
To
Call
3
From
The
U.S.
800
732
0442
We
Know
You
Hate
Us
Now
Call
Yes
And
If
You
Don't
Hate
Us
Now
Oh
Just
Wait
A
Couple
Minutes
Here
Because
We
Got
A
Nice
Laundry
List
Of
Stuff
To
Talk
About
So
Here
Here's
Big
Kahoon
Of
Anything
It
It's
Same
As
Me
Saying
To
You
Well
Since
You're
Gone
Out
Of
Your
House
I'll
Just
Break
Into
Your
Home
And
I'll
Make
Sure
I
Didn't
Break
Anything
So
No
Harm
Done
Right
And
Something
Tells
Me
You
Won't
Say
Yes
To
That
I
Mean
Yes
The
Temptation
Is
There
And
It's
A
Siren's
Call
That
We've
All
Heard
And
I
Can
Remember
Being
Young
And
Rationalizing
It
Away
And
I
Never
Did
It
Mainly
Because
My
Mom
Taught
Me
The
When
I
Did
Something
Wrong
I
Would
Get
Caught
And
I
Knew
As
Soon
As
I
Did
It
The
FBI
Would
Come
Swooping
In
With
Their
Helicopters
And
Crashing
Into
My
Windows
With
Their
MP5
And
Their
Gas
Mask
And
All
That
Stuff
And
As
Soon
As
I
Decided
To
Break
Into
A
Computer
Stop
Stickering
I
Was
Young
And
Stupid
I
Don't
Know
The
Way
I
Look
At
It
Is
Rationalize
It
All
You
Want
Same
As
Breaking
Into
A
House
No
Matter
How
You
Want
To
Try
And
Break
Under
Straw
Men
Arguments
Or
Say
It
Really
Isn't
Or
Something
Else
It
Is
Stupid
It
Really
Is
If
You
Really
Want
To
Do
It
There
Is
Non
Illegal
Alternatives
I
Don't
Know
We
Will
Get
Into
Those
Later
So
On
An
Interesting
Side
Note
I
Put
Up
Last
Week
A
Honey
Pot
On
My
System
I
Found
A
Computer
Lying
Around
I
Wasn't
Doing
Anything
With
Found
A
Hard
Drive
Threw
It
In
There
Put
Debian
On
It
Opened
Up
An
FTP
Server
Totally
Anonymous
FTP
Did
Nothing
Else
Stuck
Just
Letting
It
Sit
There
On
Right
There
On
The
Internet
Not
Behind
A
Router
Or
Firewall
Or
Anything
And
I
I'm
Waiting
To
See
What
Happens
Should
Be
Anything
Yet
Has
Nothing
Happened
Yet
No
Nothing
Has
Happened
Yet
I
Think
I
Had
How
Long
Has
The
System
Been
Up
Let
Me
See
It
Been
Only
Been
Up
Two
Days
Well
Hey
I
Got
An
Idea
Throw
A
Put
Those
Statistics
You
Here
Flying
Around
An
Unpashed
Windows
System
Will
Last
12
Minutes
Online
Yeah
The
Honeypot
System
Does
The
Honeypot
Project
Does
That
And
It's
Like
12
It's
Like
You know
I
Think
It's
Up to
14
Now
They've
Increased
It
From
12
To
14
Minutes
So
They
Have
Like
The
Poned
Meter
Now
From
Now
On
Dude
That'd
Be
Sweet
Oh
My
God
The
Poned
The
Poned
Meter
We
Just
Like
Updated
Every
Day
How
Long
Did
A
Windows
Box
Last
Today
We
Like
Reset
It
At
Midnight
And
We
Just
Count
From
Here
On
In
And
We
Can
Just
Graph
The
Results
You
Could
Gamble
On
That
Too
I
Think
About
It
You
Could
Guess
Exactly
Yes
We
Have
Reached
Pone
Orange
Status
Orange
Dude
We
Can
Have
Like
A
Little
Coloring
Custom
We're
Currently
At
Elmo
This
Is
A
Pink
Alert
Pink
Alert
Oh
My
God
The
Pwnage
Is
Near
Far
Sorry
Okay
We
Upgraded
A
Fuchsia
I
Don't
Know
Stoner
How
Do
You
Feel
About
This
Whole
Thing
About
Breaking
Into
Computers
And
I
I'm
Not
Going
To
Lie
Like
My
Parents
Did
To
Me
When
I
Asked
Them
About
Pot
And
Say
That
I
Haven't
Done
It
Or
That
I
Didn't
Do
It
And
I
Didn't
Enjoy
It
However
I
Write
Off
Most
Of
That
Is
I
Don't
Know
Pre-pubescent
Angst
And
Then
I
Got
My
First
Girlfriend
And
All
That
Went
Away
And
I
Was
Too
Busy
To
Actually
Bother
Breaking
In
Websites
So
Now
I
I'm
Single
Again
For
A
Year
And
A
Half
And
I'm
Like
Oh
Yeah
I
Can
Still
Do
This
And
Nowadays
Now
That
I'm
Legally
Accountable
For
It
I
Would
Stay
Away
From
It
But
More
Than
That
It's
Like
There's
The
Intellectual
Stimulation
That
You're
Craving
You can
Find
That
In
Other
Are
And
I
Found
Recently
Working
For
Computer
Security
Professionally
You know
Cleaning
Up
After
The
Eastern
European
Block
Hackers
Break
In
Steal
Trade
Secrets
And
Sell
Them
To
A
Competitor
That's
Really
Freaking
Interesting
To
Me
You're
Telling
You
That
Chasing
After
Troika
Gangster
Online
Criminals
Is
Less
Interesting
Than
Pwning
Someone's
Yahoo
Page
I
Mean
If
You
Just
Keep
Your
Nose
Clean
There's
Plenty
Of
Opportunity
Is
Your
Company
Hiring
I'd
Love
To
Do
That
I
Still
Trying
To
Get
Full
Time
Work
Yeah
I
Mean
That's
What
It
I
Mean
I
Won't
Say
That
I
Haven't
Broken
In
The
System
But
When
I
Do
Break
In
The
System
That
Was
Completely
Legal
And
It
Was
Basically
I
Loved
The
Feeling
Of
It
Was
Just
I
Can
Understand
The
Rush
I
Can
Understand
Why
Certain
People
Do
It
I
Participated
In
Capture
Shit
I
Just
Did
That
So
I
Mean
I
I'm
Not
Saying
That
You
Know
It's
Stupid
You
Shouldn't
Do
This
You
Know
I
I'm
Not
Doing
The
Whole
Gruff
The
Crime
God
Thing
But
At
The
Same
Time
I
Am
Saying
It's
Stupid
Just
Don't
Even
Bother
And
There
Are
Ways
To
Do
It
Without
Even
Pissing
Anybody
Off
I
Know
That
Of
My
Nerd
Friend
A
But
Right
Now
My
Friend
Who
Runs
A
Small
Website
Development
Company
In
San
Diego
Here
He
Bet
Me
50
Bucks
In
Beer
And
Pizza
But
I
Couldn't
Read
The
Message
That
He
Left
For
Me
And
Slash
Root
On
His
Box
And
I've
Been
Slowly
Stealthly
Attacking
This
Thing
For
The
Past
Three
Or
Four
Month
Last
Night
I
Got
Pro
FTP
Password
Hashes
Those
Are
Running
In
John
Right
Now
I
Have
The
Time
Of
My
Life
And
At
The
End
Of
It
He's
Going
To
Thank
Me
There's
Plenty
Of
Other
Venues
I
Really
Don't
Want
To
Give
Out
His
Website
So
I'll
Have
To
Check
With
Someone
I
Vaguely
Know
And
He
Basically
Did
The
Same
Thing
One
Of
His
Friends
Said
I
Don't
Think
You
Can
Break
Into
My
Computer
And
He
Said
Oh
Okay
Do
You
Want
Me
To
Try
And
He
Basically
He
Didn't
Like
You
He
Just
Did
It
For
Like
You
Know
A
Month
Or
Two
And
He
Eventually
Found
Something
That
Was
Questionable
Security
And
He
Basically
Just
Followed
The
Breadcrumb
Trail
All
The
Way
Back
To
His
Friend's
Box
And
His
Friend
Said
Holy
Shit
I
Didn't
Think
Of
That
So
I
Mean
That's
What
It
Is
It
It's
Little
Kicks
And
Rushes
And
Everything
You
Don't
Need
To
Go
Own
Yahoo
Or
Own
Whitehouse
Dot
Com
Or
Whatever
The
Hell
It
Is
Yeah
There
Are
Fun
Things
To
Do
Every
Now
And
Again
Just
To
See
What
Can
Happen
Like
For
Example
I
I've
Sat
In
A
Cafe
With
An
Unencrypted
Wi-Fi
And
Just
Looked
At
The
Traffic
Going
Past
And
What
Are
People
Doing
What
People
Logging
Into
But
That
Doesn't
Mean
Even
Though
I
See
Their
Password
Scrolling
Past
On
My
Screen
That
Doesn't
Mean
I
Decide
OMG
I'm
Going
To
Pwn
Their
My
Space
Account
Right
Well
They
Have
A
My
Space
Account
They
Really
Just
Deserve
It
We
Love
You
Sammy
Pardon
Which
Brings
Sammy
Was
Sammy
The
Guy
Who
Wrote
The
Javascript
Self
Propagating
Cross
Scripting
Exploit
In
My
Space
It
Added
It
Is
Like
Several
Thousand
Users
Per
Second
Were
Automatically
Adding
Sammy
As
Their
Favorite
Person
On
Their
Profile
In
My
Space
For
A
Couple
Hours
So
We
Love
Sammy
But
You
Bring
Up
An
Interesting
Point
Where
Do
You
Draw
The
Line
Is
It
Okay
To
Sniff
Unencrypted
Traffic
Inside
Of
A
Cafe
Hotspot
As
It
Goes
By
I
Mean
Well
I
Mean
I
Did
It
Once
Or
Twice
Just
For
Educational
Purpose
Just
To
See
How
Easy
It
Was
And
See
What
It
Was
Like
I
Mean
As
Far
As
Something
I
Would
Go
And
Do
Every
Day
Every
Week
For
A
Year
Two
Years
Five
Years
I
Don't
Think
I
Do
It
First
Off
It
Gets
Boring
And
Secondly
You
Know
There
Are
Better
Things
To
Do
I
Mean
If
You
Can
Honestly
Ask
Yourself
Am
I
Doing
This
For
The
Right
Reason
And
If
The
Temptation
Comes
Along
Just
Know
That
You're
Not
Going
To
Fuck
With
It
I
Can't
Say
That
They're
Doing
Any
Harm
I
Personally
Believe
That
Everyone
Should
Encrypt
Everything
They're
Sending
From
Any
Sort
Of
Public
Internet
Connection
But
That's
Beating
A
Dead
Horse
Yeah
See
I
Mean
That's
One
Of
Those
Really
Hazy
Gray
Are
I
Mean
That's
I
Personally
I've
Never
Done
It
I
Have
Word
Driven
But
At
The
Same
Point
I
Always
Try
To
Make
Sure
That
I'm
Turning
The
Actual
Sniffing
Portion
Off
I
Log
AP
Names
I
Log
Where
They
Are
I
Log
Signal
Strength
And
I
Have
All
The
Charts
So
I
Can
Make
Spiral
Art
Yeah
It's
Like
Wi-Fi
Spiral
Art
Spiral
Art
Actually
That's
Exactly
What
It
Is
That's
A
Great
Analogy
But
At
The
Same
Time
I
Mean
I
Don't
Know
How
I
Feel
About
That
I
Mean
It's
I
Can
Understand
How
People
Say
It's
Educational
It's
All
Kind
Of
Stuff
But
When
You
You're
Doing
That
In
A
You
Still
Basically
Are
Owning
Other
People
It's
I
Mean
You're
Not
Doing
Anything
To
It
But
At
The
Same
Time
Like
I
Said
It's
A
Hated
Grary
I
Have
A
Hard
Time
Condoning
It
But
I
Have
A
Hard
Time
Finding
Fault
With
It
Because
It's
Just
Sitting
There
I
Mean
It's
One
Thing
If
You're
Actually
Going
Out
And
Physically
Doing
It
But
At
The
Same
Time
If
You
Just
Fire
It
Up
These
Why
Psychologists
Make
Tons
And
Tons
Of
Money
And
Lawyers
For
That
Matter
Oh
Yeah
So
Toll
Fraud
Yeah
Toll
Fraud
Well
Do you
Want to
Do you
Want to
Do you
Want to
Do this
One
Yeah
I'll
Talk
About
The
Toll
Fraud
Thing
You
Know
It's
Fun
For
Like
Educational
Purposes
It's
Just
Like
Just
To
Do
Once
To
See
If
It's
Possible
As
An
Example
You
Know
There
Was
A
Time
When
I
Realized
That
You
Direct
To
Reassistance
From
A
Pay
Phone
Occasionally
You
Can
Get
Those
Calls
For
Free
Without
Having
To
Do
Anything
Without
Having
To
Bring
Any
Extra
Equipment
To
The
Pay
Phone
Even
When
It's
Asking
You
For
Money
And
I'm
Like
I
Wonder
If
This
Will
Work
Based
On
My
Knowledge
Of
How
Top
Works
And
I
Did
It
And
It
Worked
I
Said
Okay
Cool
That's
An
Interesting
Flaw
On
Top
I'm
Never
Going
To
Do
It
Again
Because
That
Satisfies
My
Interest
But
I
Mean
For
The
Most
Part
Toll
Fraud
Is
Fun
Sometimes
For
Learning
And
For
Discovering
How
The
System
Works
But
As
Far
As
Doing
It
To
Get
Free
Phone
Calls
It's
Not
The
70s
Or
80s
Anymore
Phone
Calls
Are
Cheap
Long
Distance
Through
My
One
VoIP
Carrier
Is
1.3
Cents
A
Minute
Long
Distance
Through
AT&T
On
A
Business
Plan
Is
Less
Than
3
Cents
A
Minute
I
Mean
This
Is
Ridiculously
Cheap
Stuff
The
Folgers
Cards
You
Get
One
Free
And
Even
If
You
Want
To
Get
More
Than
One
Free
It's
Still
Long
Distance
Is
Cheap
It's
Not
Like
It
Cost
You
$20
For
One
Phone
Call
Anymore
Which
You
Did
Back
In
The
60s
Oh
Yeah
Easily
I
Mean
At
$1.25
A
Minute
In
1968
Dollars
Which
Would
Be
Roughly
Like
Five
Bucks
A
Minute
Today
You
Know
Long
Just
Some
Hardcore
Phone
Sex
On
The
Other
Line
There
Oh
Yeah
Today
You
Can
Go
Back
To
The
60s
By
Dialing
900
Numbers
And
Paying
That
Those
rates
Actually
If
You
Want
I
Believe
BlakeOps
Dot
Com
He
Has
A
Bunch
Of
Old
Bell
System
Ads
And
One
Of
The
One
Of
The
Ads
He
Has
Is
Like
A
Ten
Minute
Call
To
Hawaii
And
I
Think
It's
Like
Five
Eighty
Five
Or
Something
It's
A
It's
A
Fair
Chunk
Of
Cash
Especially
Taking
Into
Account
It
Like
When
You
People
Used
To
Do
It
And
I'm
Not
Going
To
Say
The
People
Didn't
Do
It
But
If
You
Listen
To
Phone
Trips
Dot
Com
I
Believe
It
Was
The
914
Routing
Tape
That
Evan
Doorbell
Basically
Said
Basically
When I
Turned
16
And
Everything
And
I
Finally
Realized
What
The
I
Was
Doing
I
Made
An
Agreement
To
Myself
Saying
I
Want
To
Pay
For
Phone
Service
But
At
The
Same
Point
I
Wanted
To
Have
Fun
So
What
He
Used
To
Do
Is
Basically
He
Used
To
Route
Local
Calls
All
Kinds
Of
Crazy
Stuff
And
Just
Routed
Them
To
Intercept
So
They
Never
Supervised
What
He
Used
To
Do
Is
Basically
The
914
Tape
He
Basically
Routed
A
Phone
Call
That
Would
Cost
8.5
Cents
For
An
Unlimited
Phone
Call
But
He
Routed
It
Up
Through
Upper
State
New
York
Back
Down
Through
New
York
Through
New
Jersey
Back
Into
New
York
City
And
Back
To
Bell
Harbor
So
I
Mean
Even
Then
That's
A
Little
Bit
Questionable
But
At
The
Same
Time
I
Mean
He
Just
Like
He
Said
He
Wanted
To
Pay
For
Phone
Service
I
Just
Wanted
To
Route
Phone
Calls
Fun
Ways
And
Even
If
They
Did
Supervise
You
Didn't
Think
The
Phone
Company
Was
Going
To
Put
Him
In
Jail
For
Ripping
Off
The
Call
The
Cots
8.2
cents
Exactly
At
Very
Worst
He
Get
His
Phone
Cut
Off
For
A bit
And
I
Mean
That's
The
Questionable
Thing
But
Like
You
See
People
Out
There
And
They
Find
Ways
Of
Just
Ripping
Off
The
System
And
Making
These
Cross
Country
Calls
That's
Just
You
Know
It's
Silly
My
View
On
The
Whole
Thing
Is
If
You
Want
To
Play
On
The
Network
You
Gotta
Pay
The
Entrance
Fee
You
Must
Be
This
Tall
To
Ride
The
Phone
System
Any
More
On
That
It's
Juvenile
Basically
Unless
You
Are
If
You're
A
Kid
Starving
For
Money
You
Know
Ask
Your
Parents
Can
I
Make
A
Phone
Call
And
Also
I
Guess
I'll
Segue
Into
Something
Else
Which
Happened
On
The
Forum
Which
There's
A
There's
Some
On
The
Forum
People
Are
Getting
All
Hissy
And
All
Worked
Up
Over
Me
Coughing
Over
Obviously
I
It's
Really
Pissing
Me
Off
When
You
Do
That
On
The
Radio
Show
Oh
Yeah
Totally
I'm
Sorry
Making
You
All
Sick
Via
IP
Cold
Over
IP
I
Was
Going to
Say
Doip
Disease
Over
IP
I
Like
Toip
Better
But
Anyway
No
There's
A
There's
A post
About
How
Someone
Ran
A
Tor
Node
At
Rose
Holman
University
From
Their
Dorm
Room
Someone
Ran
A
Tor
Exit
Node
And
Something
Got
Hacked
From
That
Tor
Exit
Node
And
Now
Rose
Holman
Is
Taking
Disciplinary
Action
Against
The
Person
Who
Ran
The
Exit
Node
On
Their
Network
And
Everyone
On
The
Forum
Is
Going
crazy
Oh
No
This
Is
The
End
Of
Tor
This
Is
The
End
Of
Tor
As
We
Know
It
Because
There
Are
Several
Universities
Run
Tor
And
Those
Exit
Nodes
Are
Going
To
Go
Away
And
OMG
Woe
Is
Us
We're
In
A
Lot
Of
Trouble
But
The
Problem
Really
The
Way
I
See
It
Is
First
Off
The
Universities
Like
MIT
That
Was
Someone's
Dorm
Room
You
Know
They
Set
Up
A
Tor
Node
In
Their
Dorm
Room
And
Despite
The
Fact
That
The
Guy
Read
The
Accessible
Use
Policy
And
Took
Precautions
To
Kind
Of
Make
Sure
That
The
Tor
Node
Would
Satisfy
Certain
Requirements
Of
The
Accessible
Use
Policy
Like
For
example
He
Turned
Off
IRC
And
He
Limited
The
Quote
To
800
Megabytes
A
Day
Turned
Off
Peer
Yeah
I
Mean
He
Did
Cover
His
Basis
I
Will
Give
Him
Props
For
That
But
The
Thing
That
Everyone
Seems
To
Be
Overlooking
Is
It
Didn't
Seem
Like
He
Asked
Can
I
Put
This
On
The
Network
I
Think
This
Is
A
Gray
Area
It's
Uncertain
I'm
Not
Really
Sure
Whether
It's
Acceptable
Hey
Can
I
Put
This
In
My
Dorm
Room
Can
I
Put
This
On
The
Network
And
You
Know
If
The
University
Says
Yes
You
Can
You
Know
Let's
Review
It
Let's
Work
Together
Let's
You
Know
Oh
Here
We
Go
Yeah
It
Looks
Good
To
Us
Put
It
On
Your
Network
Go
Ahead
Then
All
Is
Fine
But
If
You
Just
Decide
I
Think
This
Kind
Of
Sounds
Like
Something
I
Can
Do
And
Throw
It
On
The
Network
Without
asking
And
Something
Bad
Happens
Oh
Boy
Are
You
In
Deep
Shit
Yes
I
Mean
For
The
Longest
Time
My
University
Restricted
Outbound
SSH
Because
Apparently
Someone
Like
You
Tried
To
Pack
For
The
CIA
And
Back
In
The
Mid
90s
And
People
Got
Really
Scared
So
They
Basically
Cut
Down
Everything
And
You
Know
When
I
Started
Freshman
Year
I
Found
Out
Oh
I
Can't
SSH
Out
But
There
Was
A
Loophole
That
I
Could
Get
Around
But
We
Will
Get
Into
That
It
Was
Basically
There
Was
Two
Things
You
Couldn't
SSH
Out
Of
The
Residential
Network
But
You
Could
SSH
Out
Of
The
Academic
Network
So
What
I
Used
To
Do
Is
I
Used
To
SSH
Into
The
Academic
Network
To
One
Of
The
College
Of
Computer
Science
Computers
And
At
Which
Point
I
Could
SSH
Out
To
Where
I
Have
This
Block
I
Know
It
Is
Your
Network
Blah
I
Kissed
His
Ass
I
Will
Admit
But
At
The
Same
Point
It
Is
His
Network
His
Rules
And
He
Was
Very
Kind
He
Called
Me
First
And
We
Talked
On
The
Phone
For
A
Bit
And
He
Said
This
Is
Just
It
A
Policy
We
Not
Going
To
Change
It
Right
Now
Sorry
But
Two
Years
Later
Apparently
They
Wanted
To
Rewrite
The
Acceptable
Use
Policy
And
Open
All
This
Stuff
And
He
Called
Me
Into
His
Office
And
He
Said
Would
You
Like
To
Be
On
This
Committee
We're
Looking
For
Students
And
I
Said
Fuck
Yeah
And
I
Helped
Rewrite
The
Acceptable
Use
Policy
And
Basically
Made
It
So
That
SSH
Could
Be
Out
Along
With
Other
Things
Like
Napster
And
Oh
Boy
Did
I
Regret
That
One
Basically
They
Basically
Just
Opened
A lot
Of
Stuff
Up
Except
For
Like
Explicit
Naughty
Things
And
When
Napster
Came
Out
And
The
Whole
Peer
To
Peer
Craziness
Took
Off
Oh
God
The
Network
Was
Just
So
Slow
Oh
They
Used
To
Kill
The
Interconnection
You
Be
At
110
Capacity
At
Like
A
34
Megabit
Connection
Oh
Man
Disgusting
And
The
Thing
Really
Is
The
Letter
Of
The
Law
Versus
The
Spirit
Of
The
Legislation
Or
The
Policy
Or
However
It's
Written
Up
Obviously
There
Are
Certain
Things
They
Are
Prohibiting
And
There
Are
Certain
Things
They're
Allowing
But
You
Have
To
Read
Beyond
What
It
Says
And
You
Basically
The
Gist
Of
A lot
Of
These
Acceptable
Use
Policies
Is
Hey
Here's
A
Network
We're
Letting
You
Use
It
A
Lot
Of
Other
People
Are
Using
It
Too
Don't
Fuck
It
Up
For
Everyone
Else
To
And
People
Don't
Seem
To
Realize
It
They
Just
Think
Oh
No
They're
Trying
To
Oppress
Us
What
You
Mean
I
Can't
Download
Tons
About
Gigs
Of
Porn
How
Dare
You
I
Was
At
My
College
The
Day
And
I
Was
In
The
Library
And
I
Brought
My
Laptop
And
They
Have
Internet
Connection
That
Students
Are
Free
To
Use
And
I
Was
There
And
I
Was
Running
Something
And
I
Thought
Oh
I
Wonder
If
I
Should
Do
An
Upgrade
On
My
Linux
Box
While
I'm
Here
Just
Because
I
Haven't
Upgraded
This
Laptop
In
A
While
So
I
Did
An
App
Get
Update
And
The
Connection
Speed
Was
Really
Slow
And
So
Obviously
They
Don't
Want
You
To
Download
Tons
Of
Stuff
And
That's
Fine
And
So
I
Said
Okay
I
Can
Live
With
This
You
Know
I'll
Update
My
Linux
Box
Later
I'm
Trying
To
Find
The
I'm
Trying
To
Find
That
Posting
Because
Somebody
Said
Something
Interesting
Which
I
Want
To
Bring
Up
Yeah
What
A
Lot
Of
People
Basically
What
A
Lot
Of
Stuff
Boils
Down
To
Is
Use
Your
Common
Sense
You
Know
Yeah
That's
What
Everything
Just
Fills
Into
Here
It
Is
Someone
Wrote
This
In
Responsible
On
Our
Post
Someone
Wrote
The
Spirit
Of
The
Law
Is
Keeping
The
Proletariat
In
Their
Place
Through
24
7
Tracking
And
Honestly
I
Mean
Come
Yeah
Fuck
The
Proletariat
Jesus
Christ
They
Own
Me
Money
But
Come
On
I
Mean
It
Sounds
Like
He's
15
He
Just
Read
1984
For
The
First
Time
And
He
Feels
Very
Erudite
Saying
Proletariat
Is
His
Name
Dr.
Zda
No
His
Name
Is
Not
Dr.
Zda
Oh
Damn
I'm
Sorry
Dr.
Zda
I'm
Sorry
It
Sounded
Like
You
Yeah
And
You
Know
It
Basically
It
Don't
Be
An
Asshat
And
Learn
To
Recognize
When
You
Are
Being
One
Yes
Low
Tech
Mystic
Says
Tonight's
Topic
Is
Don't
Be
A
Buddy
Fucker
There
What do
You
Think
About
Shoner
I'm
Thinking
I'm
Really
I'm
Looking
At
This
Bowl
Of
Cereal
That
I'm
Tempting
To
Eat
For
The
Past
Hour
No
Well
It's
True
But
I'm
Not
Going
To
Yeah
Generally
Just
Don't
Be
An
Ass
Ask
Yourself
Hey
If
This
Person
Was
Right
Here
And
I'm
Going
To
Get
Punched
In
The
Face
If
He
Knows
That
I'm
Doing
It
I
Mean
That
Don't
Do
It
That's
A
Great
Rule
Of
Thumb
And
The
Right
I
Mean
Keep
It
Simple
There's
A
Point
You
Have
In
The
Show
Notes
Here
Everyone
Can
Be
Stupid
Once
But
It
Takes
A
Real
Person
A
Real
Mature
Person
To
Stop
Being
Stupid
Yes
Actually
I said
It
Boomer
Oh
That's
What
I
Wanted
To
Say
Earlier
Okay
Boomer
Yeah
That
Too
Damn
How
Did
You
Know
I
Was
Visiting
A
Friend
Who
Works
At
The
Cyber
Cafe
And
I
Was
Poking
Around
And
For
Some
Reason
They
Left
Open
Access
To
Notepad
And
Basically
Through
Notepad
I
Pwned
Their
Entire
Network
And
I
Realized
From
My
Vantage
Point
So
I
Could
Get
They
Had
Networked
Their
Cash
Register
Into
The
LAN
Which
Was
On
The
Same
Subnet
As
The
Rest
Of
The
Pay
For
Use
Terminals
So
I
Told
This
Guy
Hey
Listen
I
Would
Love
To
Come
And
Talk
To
You
Just
About
Your
General
Security
You
Know
It
It's
Pretty
Bad
I
Don't
Want
Any
Money
I
Just
Want
To
Say
Hey
What's
Up
Here
This
Is
How
To
Fix
It
And
Their
Idea
Was
They
Secure
Because
They
Had
Those
Every
Night
At
Midnight
Reload
An
Image
Of
Hard
Drive
So
They
Weren't
Really
Susceptible
To
Viruses
But
This
Was
A
Network
Level
Attack
So
My
Question
Is
It
Ethical
To
Raise
Alarms
And
Tell
The
Consumer
Public
Hey
This
Guy
Doesn't
Take
Your
Security
Seriously
He
Just
Completely
Writes
It
Off
And
I
Think
Why
I'm
So
Pissed
Off
Is
Because
The
Day
After
I
Went
Talk
To
Him
He
Was
In
Our
Local
Newspaper
Under
One
Of
The
Top
Five
Entrepreneurs
This
Month
In
San
Diego
But
Every
Time
I
Go
To
The
Mall
And
I
Walk
By
That
Little
Store
I
Just
Grumble
Under
My
Breath
That
Every
One
Of
Is
Getting
Pwned
Honestly
That
Actually
Brings
Up
A
Great
Situation
Something
Completely
Overlooked
Always
Of course
When you're
Doing
This
You
Always
Got
To
Watch
Your
Back
Because
Some
People
Even
Worse
Than
This
Guy
Say
Oh
My
God
You
Illegal
Person
You
Just
Always
Cover
Your
Goddamn
Ass
At
The
Same
Point
When
You
Post
A
Very
Interesting
Situation
What
Do
You
Do
When
Something
Happens
Like
This
And
I
Make
A
Little
Press
Release
Start
Your
Own
Little
Security
Company
You
know
Ratchet
Computer
Services
Inc
And
Make
A
Nice
Little
Press
Release
Saying
This
Company
Is
Basically
Leaving
Themselves
Open
To
Wide
Attack
Owning
Your
Credit
Cards
Hey
You
Know
Dress
It
Up
A
Little
Bit
Be
Like
The
National
Enquirer
Put
A
Little
Dress
On
It
And
Make
It
Sound
Sexy
So
Fox
Would
Eat
It
Up
Thing
Of
You
Know
If
You
If
You
Public
Out
This
Guy
You
May
Start
Like
You
Know
He
May
Start
Saying
Oh
He
Broke
Into
My
Network
He
Stole
Credit
Cards
He
Downloaded
Pictures
Of
Women
Fucking
Dogs
I
Don't
Know
Right
It
It's
A
Short
Hop
To
Extortion
At
That
Point
Yeah
It
Is
And
I
Mean
It's
A
Very
Difficult
Situation
To
Be
In
So
I
The
Basic
Gist
Of
It
Is
Really
You
Know
It's
Okay
To
Make
A
Mistake
Once
But
If
You
Don't
Learn
From
Your
Mistakes
That's
The
Problem
Yeah
Right
Or
If
You
Bury
Your
Head
In
The
Sand
And
Turn
Your
Back
Towards
It
Saying
La
Only
Smart
Kids
Will
Stop
Me
Well
Criminals
Are
Smart
Too
Yes
For
The
Most
Part
Some
Yeah
It's
The
Whole
Thing
Is
Just
It's
Silly
And
Honestly
I'm
To
Say
Shake
Shit
You
Know
If
You
Really
Want
To
Get
Into
This
Go
Send
It
Over
To
Emmanuel
At
2600
He'll
Run
With
Us
Like
There's
No
Tomorrow
Anyway
Announcements
Yeah
There's
The
Last
Time
We're
Announcing
This
I
Think
Until
He
Says
Otherwise
Bin
Red
Beating
Southern
California
Victor
Hesperia
Apple
Valley
Kalis
Plus
Meeting
At
Gmail
Dot
Com
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A
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L
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S
Plus
Sign
M
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Dot
Com
Merck
Might
Be
Setting
Up
A
Bin
Rev
Meeting
In
The
301
Slash
202
Area
Code
That's
For
Washington
D.C.
And
It's
Suburbs
In
Maryland
Email
Merck
At
TW
A
Tech
Dot
Or
For
More
information
Or
If
You
Want
to
Help
Shouts
I'll
Listening
To
Our
Stream
Live
God
She
Is
She
Is
Yeah
That's
Interesting
Yeah
Actually
No
She's
Like
Yeah
I
Believe
We
Actually
Had
The
Discussion
Before
She's
Of
An
Acceptable
Age
To
Me
So
She
She's
13
Yeah
If
You're
Below
13
That's
One
Of
Those
Things
I
Just
I'm
Not
Sure
If
I
Feel
Comfortable
With
Listening
To
This
Show
Especially
With
My
Potty
Mouth
Yes
Acceptable
Age
To
Me
That
Just
Sounded
Really
Bad
Because
We
Tend
To
Say
Fuck
Shit
Piss a
Lot
On
Here
So
And
Cat
Sex
God
Help
The
Cat
Sex
Hey
But
My
Shouts
Are
Dr.
Zygman
For
Screening
The
Phone
Call
So
He
Only
Had
Like
Two
Phone
Calls
Yeah
Good
Job
Yeah
Shouts
To
Dr.
Zygman
That's
Awesome
It's
So
Wonderful
Finally
Having
Someone
To
Really
Screen
Our
Call
And
Shouts
Yay
And
Shouts
To
Stoner
For
Coming
On
Sooner
Savant
Yeah
Hey
Thank
You
Thanks
For
Having
Me
Appreciate
Yeah
Always
A
Pleasure
To
Have
You
Man
Who
Do
You
Have
Shouts
Out
To
Stoner
I
Would
Have
To
Say
My
Roommates
For
Patiently
And
Quietly
Standing
By
As I
Do
This
Entire
Interview
And
Trying
To
Make
Me
Laugh
In
Any
Way
Possible
What
Are
Roommates
For
Exactly
And
7-11
Because
They
Have
The
Caffeine
Oh
Yeah
Dude
You're
On
The
West
Coast
It's
Like
You
Know
8
7-51
Out
There
I
Know
And
I
Caffeine
That
Early
Yes
You
Do
What
Are
You
Talking
About
Oh
Man
I'm
Sorry
Around
That
Time
I'm
My
Prime
I'm
All
Set
I'm
On
Cut
8
Or
So
I
Guess
I
Just
Got
Shout
To
Dr.
This
Week
I
Don't
Think
I
Have
Anyone
Else
Shout
Out
For
Low
Tech
Mystic
For
The
Don't
Fuck
Your
Buddy
Or
Whatever
It
Don't
Be
A
Buddy
Fucker
That's
My
New
Catch
Phrase
Don't
Be
A
Buddy
Fucker
Well
You
Probably
Are
But
Watch
This
Space
For
The
Pone
Alarm
The
Pone
Alarm
What
Do
We
Call
It
The
Pone
Amateur
Doesn't
That
Sound
Like
Porn
Yes
Okay
Well
Hey
We'll
Sell it
To
Theodore
On
Insecure
And
He
Can
Stamp
Out
Our
Porn
Our
Hacker
Porn
Part
Two
And
If
You
Don't
Know
What
I'm
Talking
About
I
Think
It's
H
A
X
E
R
Dot
Net
Or
Something
Like
That
It's
Haxor
Oh
Yeah
H-A-X-X-O-R
Haxor
That's
What
It
Is
Thank
You
Sorry
You
Can
Girl
Getting
Naked
Talking
About
NMAP
It's
Most
A
Real
Thing
Ever
The
OSI
Seven
Layer
Strip
Tease
And
I'll
Leave
It
At
That
I
Want
To
The
Physical
Layer
Myself
Our
Side
Of
The
Week
Is
Tasty
Techie
Dot
Com
From
Skata
And
It's
A
Really
Cool
Concept
It's
A
Blog
About
Food
For
Hackers
Yes
Fifteen
Different
Fifteen
Million
Different
Recipes
Including
Ramen
No
Not
Really
Actually
He had
Some
Good
Recipes
Up
There
We'll
Just
Leave
It
At
That
Let
Everyone
Go
Over
To
It
That's
T-A-S-T-Y
T-E-C-H-Y
Dot
Com
Email
Yeah
Radio
At
BinRef
Dot
Com
Yeah
I
Always
Say
That
You
Can
Actually
Say
That
This
Week
Okay
What's
Our
Closing
Music
Is
I
Misplaced
It
Hold
On
Just
A
Second
It
Is
From
Epitonic
Dot
Com
Last
Week
I
Said
Epitonic
But
I
Meant
Oc
Remix
Dot
Org
This
Is
Actually
From
Epitonic
This
Is
A
Band
Called
Synapse
And
It's
Called
Stealing
Science
Seems
Pretty
Cool
Science
You
United
Me
With
Science
Dude
Let me
Do
Some
Tom
Dolby
On
Here
Too
Bad
I
Probably
Copyrighted
Yeah
Just
Get a
Sound
Clip
Of
The
Guy
Saying
Science
Well
I'm
Sure
Just
A
Sound
Clip
Wouldn't
Be
All
That
Wrong
Yeah
And
Hopefully
When
My
Asterisk
Box
Comes
I
Can
Have
The
Sound
Board
Working
Again
Yes
All
Right
So
As
Always
We
Will
See
You
Next
Week
Same
Hack
Time
Same
Hack
Channel
Out
Food
Home
You
Time
Home
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Thank you.