WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:07.740 This is dedicated to all the hackers and the crackers 00:07.740 --> 00:12.620 I see in binary, I speak source code 00:12.620 --> 00:16.480 Step on my toes, I'll post a million jpegs with you in a fag pose 00:16.480 --> 00:19.140 In your digital stance, getting firewalls ho 00:19.140 --> 00:21.660 Cause I'm riding the net in my six-fold 00:21.660 --> 00:23.440 I was a dick with my 56 00:23.440 --> 00:26.460 Now with my cable, I'm able to get that stable 00:26.460 --> 00:28.740 On the out, my name is Ace and I'm a Leo 00:28.740 --> 00:32.460 On the digital highway, my name is Neo and I'm a hero 00:32.460 --> 00:35.120 In a flash, I'll screw you on burning dreamcast 00:35.120 --> 00:38.380 You need some ISO? Let me through my hard drive rifle 00:38.380 --> 00:40.400 Our exchange you could never stifle 00:40.400 --> 00:43.540 In a digital hood, you just caught the love bug 00:43.540 --> 00:47.560 I bootlegged your CD, I caused the fight between Un and Jay-Z 00:47.560 --> 00:49.780 Cause CG, it's all gonna be free 00:49.780 --> 00:52.280 Whether we take it by force or we take it night free 00:52.280 --> 00:54.060 You feel that rattle in your bones 00:54.060 --> 00:56.300 When I tell you we just packed out Jones 00:56.300 --> 00:58.440 And NASDAQ leaves your fight on your back 00:58.440 --> 01:00.740 Cause I am he who loves to hack and crack 01:00.740 --> 01:03.580 Cause I am he who loves to hack and crack 01:03.580 --> 01:06.440 This is dedicated to the hackers and the crew 01:06.440 --> 01:11.440 They're real phones, source codes, ISO, RAM, SIF, SIF 01:11.440 --> 01:13.880 This is dedicated to the hackers and the crew 01:13.880 --> 01:19.960 Hello and welcome to Binary Revolution Radio, episode number 146 01:19.960 --> 01:23.620 Today's date is May 2nd, 2006 01:23.620 --> 01:26.520 I'm Black Ratchet and with us this evening is Not Siri 01:26.520 --> 01:28.520 Hey everybody 01:28.520 --> 01:30.520 Hello Dr. Nopty 01:30.520 --> 01:33.980 Oh my god, it's been a long time 01:33.980 --> 01:35.400 Dude, it's been too long 01:35.400 --> 01:37.520 Yeah, I don't know how many episodes it's been 01:37.520 --> 01:38.480 But it's been a whole bunch 01:38.480 --> 01:39.980 I probably could check and find out 01:39.980 --> 01:42.280 But that would lead to copious amounts of dead air 01:42.280 --> 01:43.220 So I won't do that 01:43.220 --> 01:45.780 Yeah, we'll save that for some other time 01:45.780 --> 01:47.340 It's been a while 01:47.340 --> 01:51.520 I think the last time we had you on here was Ham Radio, wasn't it? 01:51.520 --> 01:56.940 Um, no, I, you know what, I don't really know 01:56.940 --> 01:59.920 It could have been Ham Radio, could have been Ruby on Rails, could have been something 01:59.920 --> 02:03.020 Well, can't have you on Ruby on Rails because Ruby on Rails is our topic tonight 02:03.020 --> 02:05.100 Oh, yeah 02:05.100 --> 02:06.820 No, we did talk about it at some point 02:06.820 --> 02:10.660 Well, I think we might have mentioned, I don't know, maybe we actually talked about it at some point 02:10.660 --> 02:12.260 And said, hey, you know, that would make a good episode 02:12.260 --> 02:14.900 Ah, yeah, well, hey 02:14.900 --> 02:18.700 Um, I'm old and my mind is failing me, so 02:18.700 --> 02:19.760 We're all old 02:19.760 --> 02:21.120 We're a bunch of old hackers 02:21.120 --> 02:25.240 Isn't it going to be scary when, like, all of us, like, you know, hit retirement age 02:25.240 --> 02:28.920 We're basically just sitting there and we're going to, like, start talking to our grandkids 02:28.920 --> 02:29.880 And calling them noobs 02:29.880 --> 02:35.240 Well, not to change the subject, but I'm not going to retire by the time I'm 30 02:35.240 --> 02:37.360 So, uh, that's going to happen sooner than you think 02:37.360 --> 02:38.960 Not 30 to play 02:38.960 --> 02:40.980 On this Gulfstream 4 02:40.980 --> 02:42.460 Heading out the world 02:42.460 --> 02:44.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa 02:44.000 --> 02:46.800 If I'm going to have a Gulfstream, it's going to be a Gulfstream 5 02:46.800 --> 02:47.680 Gulfstream 5, whatever 02:47.680 --> 02:48.820 I don't even know what that is 02:48.820 --> 02:52.940 Is that, like, versions, or are they, like, different type of models, or? 02:53.960 --> 02:56.480 They're, uh, they're essentially versions, you know 02:56.480 --> 02:56.940 Oh, okay 02:56.940 --> 02:58.460 Gulfstream 5 is the latest and greatest 02:58.460 --> 03:00.320 I actually had this discussion with somebody else the other day 03:00.320 --> 03:01.920 They were talking about being a millionaire playboy 03:01.920 --> 03:03.900 And they said, yeah, I got a Gulfstream 4 03:03.900 --> 03:05.820 And I'm like, Gulfstream 5 is the way to go 03:05.820 --> 03:07.180 I was actually on one once 03:07.180 --> 03:09.660 And it is so cool, you can't even believe it 03:09.660 --> 03:12.480 How the hell did you get on a Gulfstream 5, or can you say? 03:12.580 --> 03:14.800 I would rather not explain that 03:14.800 --> 03:16.680 But, uh, but it's pretty cool 03:16.680 --> 03:18.760 I got to see the forward-looking infrared system 03:18.760 --> 03:21.500 That could, uh, it was just wild, okay? 03:21.580 --> 03:22.580 Oh, that sounds pretty badass 03:22.580 --> 03:24.360 Yeah, I was sitting in the hangar 03:24.360 --> 03:25.400 And I was in the cockpit 03:25.400 --> 03:27.560 And the, uh, and the guy was showing me 03:27.560 --> 03:28.100 Check this out 03:28.100 --> 03:29.360 Flipped on the forward-looking infrared 03:29.360 --> 03:30.340 And it's pointed at the wall 03:30.340 --> 03:31.640 He puts his hands on the wall 03:31.640 --> 03:32.800 He pulls them away 03:32.800 --> 03:34.340 And I got to see these handprints 03:34.340 --> 03:35.860 These, you know, thermal handprints 03:35.860 --> 03:37.100 Just fading out on the wall 03:37.100 --> 03:37.760 That's crazy 03:37.760 --> 03:39.120 Yeah 03:39.120 --> 03:40.960 Yeah, infrared cameras are cool 03:40.960 --> 03:41.380 I was 03:41.380 --> 03:44.060 I, I, I, I had to go 03:44.060 --> 03:46.100 And, uh, I won't even say how I got there 03:46.100 --> 03:47.740 But I went on a tour of a fire station 03:47.740 --> 03:48.520 They were showing the 03:48.520 --> 03:49.700 All the little kitties 03:49.700 --> 03:51.060 I was supervising the, uh 03:51.060 --> 03:52.600 The, the wonderful 03:52.600 --> 03:54.440 Ooh, we can check smoke 03:54.440 --> 03:56.200 And see people's bodies there 03:56.200 --> 03:56.900 And I'm going, dude 03:56.900 --> 03:57.540 They're like three 03:57.540 --> 03:58.440 They really don't care 03:58.440 --> 03:59.440 But I was like, ooh, wow 03:59.440 --> 04:00.280 This shit's pretty cool 04:00.280 --> 04:02.520 And it was like a $10,000 camera 04:02.520 --> 04:03.560 And I was like, wow 04:03.560 --> 04:05.000 I'm never going to get one of those 04:05.000 --> 04:07.280 Yeah, actually you can 04:07.280 --> 04:08.640 You can get them cheaper than that 04:08.640 --> 04:09.680 Um, I know somebody 04:09.680 --> 04:10.480 Who bought one on eBay 04:10.480 --> 04:12.780 And, uh, it really wasn't that expensive 04:12.780 --> 04:14.340 But it needs like all kinds of 04:14.340 --> 04:16.060 It needs like argon 04:16.060 --> 04:17.420 Or something like that in it 04:17.420 --> 04:19.960 Um, to, to keep it going 04:19.960 --> 04:21.300 And it gets expensive to maintain 04:21.300 --> 04:23.220 But the camera on this jet 04:23.220 --> 04:25.720 Forget about how much the camera cost 04:25.720 --> 04:26.120 I don't know 04:26.120 --> 04:26.900 I'm sure it was a fortune 04:26.900 --> 04:28.660 Forget about how much the lens cost 04:28.660 --> 04:29.360 Lens cost 04:29.360 --> 04:30.880 I'm sure that was a fortune too 04:30.880 --> 04:33.380 The piece of crystal in front of the lens 04:33.380 --> 04:34.740 To keep the water off of it 04:34.740 --> 04:35.860 Was $25,000 04:35.860 --> 04:36.940 Holy shit 04:36.940 --> 04:38.020 Yeah 04:38.020 --> 04:41.300 So you're going to have to 04:41.300 --> 04:42.820 I think you might have to push 04:42.820 --> 04:43.680 That retirement date back 04:43.680 --> 04:45.320 To like the $35,000 or so 04:45.320 --> 04:47.660 Yeah, probably 04:47.660 --> 04:48.200 If you want to get that 04:48.200 --> 04:49.020 Forward look at infrared 04:49.020 --> 04:49.420 And you know 04:49.420 --> 04:50.000 Oh, geez 04:50.000 --> 04:51.440 What about one of my Gulfstream 5 04:51.440 --> 04:51.940 Oh 04:51.940 --> 04:53.980 Okay, I want to push that 04:53.980 --> 04:55.660 Retirement age a little bit back 04:55.660 --> 04:56.520 Oh, yeah 04:56.520 --> 04:57.380 Hey, if, uh 04:57.380 --> 04:58.500 If you want more crazy stats 04:58.500 --> 04:59.040 About the thing 04:59.040 --> 05:00.560 Direct TV on a Gulfstream 5 05:00.560 --> 05:01.520 Costs $800,000 05:01.520 --> 05:02.740 Just, uh 05:02.740 --> 05:04.100 Throwing that out there 05:04.100 --> 05:05.540 Do you have like 05:05.540 --> 05:06.200 The price list 05:06.200 --> 05:07.240 Like sitting right next to you 05:07.240 --> 05:07.380 Going 05:07.380 --> 05:08.460 Not series 05:08.460 --> 05:09.600 Gulfstream 5 05:09.600 --> 05:10.300 Wish list 05:10.300 --> 05:11.940 No, you know 05:11.940 --> 05:12.880 When somebody takes you 05:12.880 --> 05:13.740 On a tour 05:13.740 --> 05:14.680 Of a Gulfstream 5 05:14.680 --> 05:15.600 There's really not much 05:15.600 --> 05:16.440 Of it that you forget 05:16.440 --> 05:17.460 Ah, yeah 05:17.460 --> 05:18.980 I can give you that 05:18.980 --> 05:20.060 Yeah 05:20.060 --> 05:21.340 It's just wild 05:21.340 --> 05:24.140 Anyway 05:24.140 --> 05:25.420 So I guess we're done 05:25.420 --> 05:26.080 With jet talk 05:26.080 --> 05:26.520 For a little while 05:26.520 --> 05:26.780 I don't know 05:26.780 --> 05:27.320 You can have like 05:27.320 --> 05:28.100 Maybe instead of 05:28.100 --> 05:28.640 Ruby on Rails 05:28.640 --> 05:29.240 We can just talk 05:29.240 --> 05:29.740 About jets 05:29.740 --> 05:31.400 I really like 05:31.400 --> 05:32.820 The finer points 05:32.820 --> 05:35.000 Of an F-22 Raptor 05:35.000 --> 05:36.780 Oh, jeez 05:36.780 --> 05:37.100 Okay 05:37.100 --> 05:38.140 That's a little more 05:38.140 --> 05:39.360 Pricey than a Gulfstream 5 05:39.360 --> 05:39.980 I believe 05:39.980 --> 05:41.920 I was actually 05:41.920 --> 05:44.080 I saw this last night 05:44.080 --> 05:45.520 They had this issue 05:45.520 --> 05:46.860 Where this guy 05:46.860 --> 05:47.800 Was like warming up 05:47.800 --> 05:48.420 His F-22 05:48.420 --> 05:49.120 And I think 05:49.120 --> 05:50.020 It was still 05:50.020 --> 05:51.680 It wasn't in production yet 05:51.680 --> 05:53.120 They were still testing it 05:53.120 --> 05:54.780 And, you know 05:54.780 --> 05:55.380 They're trying to 05:55.380 --> 05:56.460 They, you know 05:56.460 --> 05:57.560 They closed the canopy down 05:57.560 --> 05:58.700 Which is the little bubble 05:58.700 --> 05:59.320 Over the pilot 05:59.320 --> 06:00.020 In case you don't know 06:00.020 --> 06:01.040 All this, you know 06:01.040 --> 06:02.500 Leap pilot speak 06:02.500 --> 06:04.060 And they get a little 06:04.060 --> 06:04.680 Aero light 06:04.680 --> 06:05.160 And they're like 06:05.160 --> 06:05.600 Oh, okay 06:05.600 --> 06:06.860 Cycle the canopy again 06:06.860 --> 06:07.700 So they open it up 06:07.700 --> 06:08.800 And they close it back down 06:08.800 --> 06:09.880 The air light's still there 06:09.880 --> 06:12.820 And they said 06:12.820 --> 06:13.680 Okay, do it one more time 06:13.680 --> 06:14.720 And they open it up 06:14.720 --> 06:15.500 And they close it down 06:15.500 --> 06:16.400 The air light's still there 06:16.400 --> 06:16.740 And they're like 06:16.740 --> 06:17.180 Crap 06:17.180 --> 06:18.300 Okay, open it back up 06:18.300 --> 06:19.760 Nope 06:19.760 --> 06:20.620 It's not opening up 06:20.620 --> 06:21.820 And 06:21.820 --> 06:23.180 They 06:23.180 --> 06:24.240 Let's see 06:24.240 --> 06:25.100 They tried to do 06:25.100 --> 06:25.920 All kinds of stuff to it 06:25.920 --> 06:26.800 They were pulling fuses 06:26.800 --> 06:28.160 And they could not 06:28.160 --> 06:29.380 Get this canopy to open 06:29.380 --> 06:30.600 So eventually 06:30.600 --> 06:31.320 They had to call 06:31.320 --> 06:32.200 The fire truck 06:32.200 --> 06:33.860 The fire rescue crew over 06:33.860 --> 06:35.300 And they took a 06:35.300 --> 06:36.400 Sawzall to it 06:36.400 --> 06:38.380 Oh, God 06:38.380 --> 06:39.220 Yes, and they had to 06:39.220 --> 06:40.180 Cut the pilot out 06:40.180 --> 06:40.480 Now 06:40.480 --> 06:41.960 I was actually looking 06:41.960 --> 06:42.940 At the log on this 06:42.940 --> 06:43.920 And the initial error 06:43.920 --> 06:45.300 Was reported 8-15 06:45.300 --> 06:47.580 And they cut the pilot 06:47.580 --> 06:48.800 Out around 2 p.m. 06:50.020 --> 06:50.320 So 06:50.320 --> 06:50.620 Wow 06:50.620 --> 06:52.080 I was like 06:52.080 --> 06:53.600 What a disaster 06:53.600 --> 06:54.960 And how much do you think 06:54.960 --> 06:56.240 The damage was to the plane 06:56.240 --> 06:58.240 Just to replace a canopy 06:58.240 --> 06:59.820 Oh, yeah 06:59.820 --> 07:00.640 I don't imagine 07:00.640 --> 07:01.380 That those canopies 07:01.380 --> 07:02.020 Are made out of 07:02.020 --> 07:03.440 Cheap materials 07:03.440 --> 07:05.100 Just a ballpark figure 07:05.100 --> 07:08.920 I don't know 07:08.920 --> 07:10.060 200 grand 07:10.060 --> 07:10.360 Maybe 07:10.360 --> 07:11.100 I actually 07:11.100 --> 07:12.020 You overshot it 07:12.020 --> 07:12.280 It was like 07:12.280 --> 07:14.080 137.5 07:14.080 --> 07:15.400 Really? 07:15.620 --> 07:16.120 Okay, well 07:16.120 --> 07:16.880 Maybe 07:16.880 --> 07:18.120 They were very careful 07:18.120 --> 07:19.040 When they saw 07:19.040 --> 07:22.140 I think they had to 07:22.140 --> 07:23.020 Replace the whole 07:23.020 --> 07:23.760 Thing 07:23.760 --> 07:25.120 Just to guess 07:25.120 --> 07:26.600 Yeah, anytime 07:26.600 --> 07:27.720 I think of how much 07:27.720 --> 07:28.440 Something costs 07:28.440 --> 07:29.380 On a plane 07:29.380 --> 07:30.300 I always have to 07:30.300 --> 07:30.980 Multiply it 07:30.980 --> 07:32.600 By several factors 07:32.600 --> 07:33.500 In order to get 07:33.500 --> 07:34.100 The right number 07:34.100 --> 07:34.880 Or even close 07:34.880 --> 07:36.040 I think 07:36.040 --> 07:36.940 And plus 07:36.940 --> 07:37.300 You have to 07:37.300 --> 07:38.340 Have to add 07:38.340 --> 07:39.440 The government factor in 07:39.440 --> 07:41.200 Oh, yeah 07:41.200 --> 07:41.600 Yeah, yeah 07:41.600 --> 07:42.740 Two million dollars 07:42.740 --> 07:43.220 For a hammer 07:43.220 --> 07:45.080 Yep, that's it 07:45.080 --> 07:45.440 That's one 07:45.440 --> 07:45.760 That's one 07:45.760 --> 07:46.840 Kick-ass hammer 07:46.840 --> 07:47.940 I bet you 07:47.940 --> 07:48.700 It was a billion-dollar 07:48.700 --> 07:49.520 Sawzall that they 07:49.520 --> 07:49.960 Used, too 07:49.960 --> 07:51.780 No, it's probably 07:51.780 --> 07:52.220 Like, you know 07:52.220 --> 07:53.000 Some, like, you know 07:53.000 --> 07:54.240 Civilian Jim Bob 07:54.240 --> 07:54.860 Has one out 07:54.860 --> 07:56.020 In his pickup truck 07:56.020 --> 07:57.080 Right next to 07:57.080 --> 07:57.700 His shotgun 07:57.700 --> 08:00.280 Oh, they should have 08:00.280 --> 08:01.080 Just shot the canopy 08:01.080 --> 08:01.380 Off 08:01.380 --> 08:01.960 There you go 08:01.960 --> 08:03.280 Yeah, I'm sure 08:03.280 --> 08:04.200 I don't know 08:04.200 --> 08:05.000 I would expect the canopy 08:05.000 --> 08:05.500 To be at least 08:05.500 --> 08:06.400 Somewhat bulletproof 08:06.400 --> 08:08.160 Yeah, yeah 08:08.160 --> 08:08.960 But it's not 08:08.960 --> 08:09.560 Sawzall-proof 08:09.560 --> 08:10.340 Apparently, so 08:10.340 --> 08:11.000 There we go 08:11.000 --> 08:11.980 We can, like, you know 08:11.980 --> 08:13.780 If you ever attack China 08:13.780 --> 08:14.680 China can, like, you know 08:14.680 --> 08:15.560 Deploy special 08:15.560 --> 08:17.140 Elite operations men 08:17.140 --> 08:17.760 With, like, you know 08:17.760 --> 08:18.660 Little suction cups 08:18.660 --> 08:20.180 Like, Mission Impossible 08:20.180 --> 08:21.180 To sawzall 08:21.180 --> 08:22.800 The canopy off 08:22.800 --> 08:23.620 And kill the pilots 08:23.620 --> 08:25.080 Yeah, they'll just 08:25.080 --> 08:26.400 Parachute down onto the jet 08:26.400 --> 08:28.120 And grab on 08:28.120 --> 08:28.820 Sawzall 08:28.820 --> 08:29.380 There you go 08:29.380 --> 08:30.280 I saw it on TV 08:30.280 --> 08:31.900 I'm sure they can do it 08:31.900 --> 08:33.040 Definitely 08:33.040 --> 08:35.800 All right 08:35.800 --> 08:36.800 Enough of 08:36.800 --> 08:38.540 Airplane revolution radio here 08:38.540 --> 08:39.700 Yep 08:39.700 --> 08:40.620 Shall we go into the email? 08:41.900 --> 08:42.900 Yeah, why not 08:42.900 --> 08:43.460 All right 08:43.460 --> 09:05.480 All right 09:05.480 --> 09:07.360 Our first email tonight 09:07.360 --> 09:08.180 Is from 09:08.180 --> 09:11.200 See, again 09:11.200 --> 09:12.420 The one with the whole letter 09:12.420 --> 09:13.040 In the middle of his 09:13.040 --> 09:13.660 With the number 09:13.660 --> 09:14.480 In the middle of his name 09:14.480 --> 09:15.520 I'm assuming it's Stinger 09:15.520 --> 09:16.320 Unless it's, like, you know 09:16.320 --> 09:17.580 Sting 3R 09:17.580 --> 09:19.980 Uh, greets 09:19.980 --> 09:20.940 I was wondering 09:20.940 --> 09:22.440 If you guys have ever seen 09:22.440 --> 09:23.480 An IRC bot 09:23.480 --> 09:23.820 That 09:23.820 --> 09:24.980 IRC bot 09:24.980 --> 09:26.320 That did 09:26.320 --> 09:26.900 Nmap 09:26.900 --> 09:27.880 And NS Lookup 09:27.880 --> 09:29.320 And zombie boxes 09:29.320 --> 09:30.240 Do not count 09:30.240 --> 09:31.320 Well, my friend Mixer 09:31.320 --> 09:32.100 And I have 09:32.100 --> 09:33.580 Come up with a modification 09:33.580 --> 09:34.600 To Bitchbot 09:34.600 --> 09:36.040 Which allows users 09:36.040 --> 09:36.540 To run 09:36.540 --> 09:37.040 Nmap 09:37.040 --> 09:37.840 And NS Lookup 09:37.840 --> 09:38.320 Commands 09:38.320 --> 09:38.860 I thought it was 09:38.860 --> 09:39.760 A pretty decent idea 09:39.760 --> 09:40.940 If you would like the code 09:40.940 --> 09:41.640 Shoot me an email 09:41.640 --> 09:42.120 Cheers 09:42.120 --> 09:42.920 Stinger 09:42.920 --> 09:44.160 Sting 3R 09:44.160 --> 09:46.380 Oh, Stinger 09:46.380 --> 09:47.700 I'm terribly sorry 09:47.700 --> 09:48.500 Not to burst your bubble 09:48.500 --> 09:49.460 But this is rather 09:49.460 --> 09:50.680 Easily to accomplish 09:50.680 --> 09:51.920 In about 20 lines of pearl 09:51.920 --> 09:53.680 Kind of 09:53.680 --> 09:54.460 Kind of felt sad 09:54.460 --> 09:55.540 Having to say that 09:55.540 --> 09:55.980 But 09:55.980 --> 09:56.720 Oh, well 09:56.720 --> 09:57.480 Um 09:57.480 --> 09:58.220 However, what I 09:58.220 --> 09:58.920 Don't know 09:58.920 --> 10:00.340 Have you ever heard of 10:00.340 --> 10:00.720 Bitchbot? 10:01.840 --> 10:02.500 Uh, no 10:02.500 --> 10:03.120 I was actually going to 10:03.120 --> 10:03.680 Google it now 10:03.680 --> 10:04.400 But I think my 10:04.400 --> 10:04.960 Internet connection 10:04.960 --> 10:05.500 Just died 10:05.500 --> 10:05.820 So 10:05.820 --> 10:07.240 How can I do that? 10:08.240 --> 10:09.280 Uh, I really don't know 10:09.280 --> 10:10.380 What Bitchbot is written in 10:10.380 --> 10:11.100 So, you know 10:11.100 --> 10:12.300 This actually could be 10:12.300 --> 10:13.160 An amazing feat 10:13.160 --> 10:14.260 But I just don't know 10:14.260 --> 10:14.600 About it 10:14.600 --> 10:15.380 Because I have no clue 10:15.380 --> 10:15.760 What the heck 10:15.760 --> 10:16.420 Bitchbot is 10:16.420 --> 10:18.920 Um, I believe 10:18.920 --> 10:20.320 Pound Telefreak 10:20.320 --> 10:20.800 Over on 10:20.800 --> 10:22.760 IRC.2600.com 10:22.760 --> 10:24.240 Uh, has a bot 10:24.240 --> 10:24.640 That does 10:24.640 --> 10:25.220 DNS 10:25.220 --> 10:26.000 Whois 10:26.000 --> 10:27.380 And, uh 10:27.380 --> 10:28.300 Nampa queries 10:28.300 --> 10:29.260 I think 10:29.260 --> 10:30.860 Uh, I believe 10:30.860 --> 10:31.400 It's called 10:31.400 --> 10:32.580 A.E. Fox 10:32.580 --> 10:33.260 Or something 10:33.260 --> 10:33.760 You know 10:33.760 --> 10:34.140 If you want to 10:34.140 --> 10:34.560 Head over there 10:34.560 --> 10:35.080 And check it out 10:35.080 --> 10:36.420 But, um 10:36.420 --> 10:37.960 Yes, you know 10:37.960 --> 10:39.120 It's a good thing 10:39.120 --> 10:39.860 I've, um 10:39.860 --> 10:41.820 The whole NSLOOKUP thing 10:41.820 --> 10:42.500 Is kind of handy 10:42.500 --> 10:42.920 I 10:42.920 --> 10:44.160 Not exactly 10:44.160 --> 10:44.760 You know 10:44.760 --> 10:45.200 A lot of people 10:45.200 --> 10:46.100 Use it more than I do 10:46.100 --> 10:46.580 I mean 10:46.580 --> 10:48.260 I've seen people 10:48.260 --> 10:49.080 Like basically submit 10:49.080 --> 10:49.620 Like query 10:49.620 --> 10:50.440 After query 10:50.440 --> 10:51.100 After query 10:51.100 --> 10:52.080 Just like pulling down 10:52.080 --> 10:52.900 DNS records 10:52.900 --> 10:54.260 Personally I'm, you know 10:54.260 --> 10:55.040 A bit old fashioned 10:55.040 --> 10:55.480 That way 10:55.480 --> 10:55.920 And I just 10:55.920 --> 10:57.200 Pull up NSLOOKUP 10:57.200 --> 10:57.920 Or, you know 10:57.920 --> 10:58.780 Whois or something 10:58.780 --> 11:00.020 And run it myself 11:00.020 --> 11:02.520 Yeah, I don't know 11:02.520 --> 11:03.420 Why I would really 11:03.420 --> 11:04.440 Need, um 11:04.440 --> 11:05.760 An IRC bot 11:05.760 --> 11:06.620 That did 11:06.620 --> 11:08.280 DNS lookups 11:08.280 --> 11:09.140 It seems kind of weird 11:09.140 --> 11:10.120 But, I guess 11:10.120 --> 11:11.000 I'm never an IRC 11:11.000 --> 11:12.440 So, it's, uh 11:12.440 --> 11:13.440 That's something 11:13.440 --> 11:13.700 That's something 11:13.700 --> 11:14.360 That's going to have to change 11:14.360 --> 11:14.660 You know 11:14.660 --> 11:15.740 When you have free time again 11:15.740 --> 11:16.600 Well, yeah 11:16.600 --> 11:17.440 I really 11:17.440 --> 11:17.900 You know 11:17.900 --> 11:18.660 I don't have enough time 11:18.660 --> 11:19.440 To do anything 11:19.440 --> 11:20.480 Um, so 11:20.480 --> 11:21.280 I don't know 11:21.280 --> 11:22.820 That IRC really fits into that 11:22.820 --> 11:23.480 And by the way 11:23.480 --> 11:24.080 I just looked up 11:24.080 --> 11:25.000 Uh, Bitchbot 11:25.000 --> 11:26.020 And it's written in Pro 11:26.020 --> 11:26.960 It's written in Pro 11:26.960 --> 11:28.540 Well, it's handy still 11:28.540 --> 11:28.820 You know 11:28.820 --> 11:29.920 I'm sure they took 11:29.920 --> 11:30.700 20 lines of Pro 11:30.700 --> 11:31.500 And they pop it in there 11:31.500 --> 11:32.820 Actually, I'm actually 11:32.820 --> 11:33.960 Curious what modules it use 11:33.960 --> 11:35.040 I wonder if it's actually 11:35.040 --> 11:35.280 You know 11:35.280 --> 11:35.980 Just TN-coded 11:35.980 --> 11:36.800 Or it actually uses 11:36.800 --> 11:38.080 One of the, uh 11:38.080 --> 11:38.880 Official 11:38.880 --> 11:40.980 IRC modules 11:40.980 --> 11:41.680 That they have 11:41.680 --> 11:42.280 From CPAN 11:42.280 --> 11:42.720 Who knows 11:42.720 --> 11:45.000 I don't know 11:45.000 --> 11:45.480 Yeah 11:45.480 --> 11:46.340 See, see 11:46.340 --> 11:47.260 You didn't Google enough 11:47.260 --> 11:48.340 Shame on you 11:48.340 --> 11:49.120 Hey, you know 11:49.120 --> 11:50.080 I could spend the rest of the show 11:50.080 --> 11:50.800 Looking up, uh 11:50.800 --> 11:51.180 Bitchbot 11:51.180 --> 11:51.980 But I don't know 11:51.980 --> 11:54.260 Dude, we can have a fourth IRC show 11:54.260 --> 11:55.940 And, you know 11:55.940 --> 11:56.560 Everyone in 11:56.560 --> 11:57.980 Pound Bin Rev 11:57.980 --> 11:58.420 The next day 11:58.420 --> 11:58.780 Will be like 11:58.780 --> 11:59.420 Oh my god 11:59.420 --> 12:00.460 The show sucks now 12:00.460 --> 12:01.960 They had another IRC episode 12:01.960 --> 12:04.000 And someone will be 12:04.000 --> 12:04.700 Leading the charge 12:04.700 --> 12:05.760 And I'm not going to say who 12:05.760 --> 12:07.680 Um 12:07.680 --> 12:08.460 Actually 12:08.460 --> 12:10.000 Have you heard about the 12:10.000 --> 12:10.560 Um 12:10.560 --> 12:10.800 Just 12:10.800 --> 12:12.220 I guess we could toss a little bit 12:12.220 --> 12:13.080 Of current events in here 12:13.080 --> 12:14.240 Actually, uh 12:14.240 --> 12:14.580 Uh 12:14.580 --> 12:15.020 SANS 12:15.020 --> 12:15.720 Or 12:15.720 --> 12:17.720 The Internet Storm Center 12:17.720 --> 12:18.700 Which I think is the, like 12:18.700 --> 12:19.940 Most stupidest name 12:19.940 --> 12:21.240 For a, uh 12:21.240 --> 12:21.580 You know 12:21.580 --> 12:23.360 Place ever 12:23.360 --> 12:25.120 I expect to see like this 12:25.120 --> 12:26.300 I expect to see all these 12:26.300 --> 12:26.540 Like 12:26.540 --> 12:27.820 You remember like 12:27.820 --> 12:28.840 The really old guy 12:28.840 --> 12:30.280 From like the 1980s 12:30.280 --> 12:30.800 Who used to be on the 12:30.800 --> 12:31.220 Weather Channel 12:31.220 --> 12:32.040 Who used to do all the 12:32.040 --> 12:32.540 Hurricanes 12:32.540 --> 12:33.880 Uh-huh 12:33.880 --> 12:34.180 Yeah 12:34.180 --> 12:34.940 That's basically 12:34.940 --> 12:35.760 Every time I think of 12:35.760 --> 12:36.480 Internet Storm Center 12:36.480 --> 12:37.780 I think of this old guy 12:37.780 --> 12:38.920 Sitting in front of this 12:38.920 --> 12:39.100 You know 12:39.100 --> 12:39.900 Map of the Internet 12:39.900 --> 12:40.200 Saying 12:40.200 --> 12:41.500 Oh, you know 12:41.500 --> 12:42.680 We've moved up to a 12:42.680 --> 12:45.000 Category 3 virus threat 12:45.000 --> 12:47.120 Oh, God 12:47.120 --> 12:47.760 It was like 12:47.760 --> 12:49.020 Bob something or other 12:49.020 --> 12:49.820 I'm sure 12:49.820 --> 12:50.260 I'm sure people 12:50.260 --> 12:51.640 I'm sure like 12:51.640 --> 12:52.320 Two people know 12:52.320 --> 12:52.640 What the hell 12:52.640 --> 12:53.300 I'm talking about 12:53.300 --> 12:53.780 And all the rest 12:53.780 --> 12:54.240 Of the young'uns 12:54.240 --> 12:54.600 Are like 12:54.600 --> 12:55.180 Who? 12:56.080 --> 12:56.740 Weather Channel? 12:56.820 --> 12:57.300 You can have like 12:57.300 --> 12:58.460 Little clouds 12:58.460 --> 13:00.080 Like float across the world 13:00.080 --> 13:01.360 And show the virus threats 13:01.360 --> 13:02.080 That'd be great 13:02.080 --> 13:03.600 Dude, that'd be pretty cool 13:03.600 --> 13:04.620 Get a bunch of little icons 13:04.620 --> 13:05.300 Going on there 13:05.300 --> 13:06.040 With like, you know 13:06.040 --> 13:06.400 You know 13:06.400 --> 13:07.280 Oh, geez 13:07.280 --> 13:08.020 You have a 60% 13:08.020 --> 13:09.340 Of a virus outbreak today 13:09.340 --> 13:10.880 Oh, God 13:10.880 --> 13:12.080 That would be cool 13:12.080 --> 13:13.280 And, you know 13:13.280 --> 13:14.500 Just like regular weathermen 13:14.500 --> 13:15.620 You would never have to be right 13:15.620 --> 13:15.940 You know 13:15.940 --> 13:16.680 There's no accountability 13:16.680 --> 13:17.200 Exactly 13:17.200 --> 13:19.080 By the way 13:19.080 --> 13:20.900 Isc.sands.org 13:20.900 --> 13:21.800 The Internet Storm Center 13:21.800 --> 13:22.520 The thing you're talking about 13:22.520 --> 13:23.000 Yes, yes 13:23.000 --> 13:24.000 The website is 13:24.000 --> 13:25.180 The most hideous thing 13:25.180 --> 13:25.860 I've ever seen 13:25.860 --> 13:26.360 Oh, my God 13:26.360 --> 13:27.060 Yeah, they really need 13:27.060 --> 13:27.840 To redesign that 13:27.840 --> 13:30.680 It's not even redesign 13:30.680 --> 13:31.340 They need to 13:31.340 --> 13:32.700 Like attempt to design it 13:32.700 --> 13:33.340 In the first place 13:33.340 --> 13:34.700 It is awful 13:34.700 --> 13:35.460 It looks like 13:35.460 --> 13:37.360 Like a placeholder page 13:37.360 --> 13:38.140 From 1996 13:38.140 --> 13:40.260 I don't even think 13:40.260 --> 13:41.580 It looks like a placeholder page 13:41.580 --> 13:42.400 I just think it looks like 13:42.400 --> 13:43.760 A normal webpage from 1996 13:43.760 --> 13:44.540 All it's missing 13:44.540 --> 13:45.880 Is the pictures 13:45.880 --> 13:46.800 Of the guy's cat 13:46.800 --> 13:50.120 Or the little flame 13:50.120 --> 13:50.820 Or the hand 13:50.820 --> 13:51.500 Reaching out 13:51.500 --> 13:52.640 Of the little page 13:52.640 --> 13:52.660 Oh, God 13:52.660 --> 13:54.900 You can never forget 13:54.900 --> 13:55.400 Those things 13:55.400 --> 13:57.140 Or a couple 13:57.140 --> 13:57.920 Of blink tags 13:57.920 --> 13:59.520 Oh, definitely 13:59.520 --> 14:00.300 I think actually 14:00.300 --> 14:01.080 There is a blink tag 14:01.080 --> 14:01.320 In here 14:01.320 --> 14:01.920 Hold on a second 14:01.920 --> 14:03.020 Oh, no, there's not 14:03.020 --> 14:05.600 Actually, I believe 14:05.600 --> 14:06.400 When like you get up 14:06.400 --> 14:06.920 To like, you know 14:06.920 --> 14:07.460 Oh, my God 14:07.460 --> 14:08.180 We're all going to die 14:08.180 --> 14:09.340 I think something blinks 14:09.340 --> 14:11.560 If I remember correctly 14:11.560 --> 14:13.060 Yeah, it's got to be 14:13.060 --> 14:14.180 When you move up to 14:14.180 --> 14:14.480 You know 14:14.480 --> 14:16.160 Whatever they call it 14:16.160 --> 14:16.400 You know 14:16.400 --> 14:17.660 Internet condition yellow 14:17.660 --> 14:19.100 Anyway 14:19.100 --> 14:21.080 They actually 14:21.080 --> 14:21.400 Were 14:21.400 --> 14:22.460 There's apparently 14:22.460 --> 14:23.440 There's a new bug out 14:23.440 --> 14:25.400 A new zombie bot 14:25.400 --> 14:27.020 Since we were on the topic 14:27.020 --> 14:27.780 Sort of already 14:27.780 --> 14:31.340 It's actually pretty neat 14:31.340 --> 14:31.720 Apparently 14:31.720 --> 14:32.840 They're using 14:32.840 --> 14:33.940 Waste 14:33.940 --> 14:34.860 For a command 14:34.860 --> 14:36.240 Control concept 14:36.240 --> 14:37.500 Now, for those of you 14:37.500 --> 14:37.780 Who don't know 14:37.780 --> 14:38.720 What Waste is 14:38.720 --> 14:39.240 It's a 14:39.240 --> 14:40.680 Do you remember Waste? 14:41.820 --> 14:42.860 It was some type of 14:42.860 --> 14:43.840 It was written by the guys 14:43.840 --> 14:44.360 From Nolso 14:44.360 --> 14:44.720 Yes 14:44.720 --> 14:46.640 And it was some type of 14:46.640 --> 14:48.000 Encrypted peer-to-peer 14:48.000 --> 14:48.640 Thing of the jake 14:48.640 --> 14:49.060 I thought 14:49.060 --> 14:49.880 But I never used it 14:49.880 --> 14:51.320 I pulled down the source 14:51.320 --> 14:52.300 And I played with it 14:52.300 --> 14:52.880 For, you know 14:52.880 --> 14:53.580 I looked at it 14:53.580 --> 14:54.180 But I never actually 14:54.180 --> 14:54.720 Could set it up 14:54.720 --> 14:55.900 Because you apparently 14:55.900 --> 14:56.760 Need like, you know 14:56.760 --> 14:57.580 A bunch of friends 14:57.580 --> 14:58.440 And I didn't have 14:58.440 --> 14:59.200 Those in college 14:59.200 --> 15:00.400 Or friends that were 15:00.400 --> 15:01.400 Into peer-to-peer stuff 15:01.400 --> 15:03.760 And actually 15:03.760 --> 15:04.100 Apparently 15:04.100 --> 15:06.620 They're theorizing 15:06.620 --> 15:07.380 That they're using 15:07.380 --> 15:08.360 Waste for a command 15:08.360 --> 15:08.860 And control 15:08.860 --> 15:10.020 For all the zombie bots 15:10.020 --> 15:10.880 And it's all encrypted 15:10.880 --> 15:11.560 And they don't know 15:11.560 --> 15:12.500 What it's doing yet 15:12.500 --> 15:14.000 And they're all like 15:14.000 --> 15:14.240 Going 15:14.240 --> 15:15.180 Oh my god 15:15.180 --> 15:17.560 And I actually thought 15:17.560 --> 15:17.820 You know 15:17.820 --> 15:18.120 Hey 15:18.120 --> 15:19.080 Whoever thought 15:19.080 --> 15:19.800 Of that zombie bot 15:19.800 --> 15:20.080 You know 15:20.080 --> 15:21.900 Way to push the envelope 15:21.900 --> 15:22.260 You know 15:22.260 --> 15:22.860 Encrypted 15:22.860 --> 15:24.300 Not using IRC 15:24.300 --> 15:25.680 Hey, pretty good 15:25.680 --> 15:28.520 I don't know 15:28.520 --> 15:28.960 If that's actually 15:28.960 --> 15:29.660 What it's doing though 15:29.660 --> 15:29.980 Who knows 15:29.980 --> 15:30.540 It could just be 15:30.540 --> 15:31.160 Sending back 15:31.160 --> 15:32.160 Like junk data 15:32.160 --> 15:33.380 That doesn't mean 15:33.380 --> 15:34.120 I think that'd be 15:34.120 --> 15:34.660 Really funny 15:34.660 --> 15:35.320 If someone did that 15:35.320 --> 15:36.160 Just make like a virus 15:36.160 --> 15:37.000 That sends out junk 15:37.000 --> 15:37.960 And like 15:37.960 --> 15:38.160 You know 15:38.160 --> 15:38.900 Make it look like 15:38.900 --> 15:39.380 This you know 15:39.380 --> 15:40.840 Hideously complex 15:40.840 --> 15:41.800 Piece of equipment 15:41.800 --> 15:42.940 Yeah 15:42.940 --> 15:44.020 And make it over time 15:44.020 --> 15:44.960 Like send more 15:44.960 --> 15:45.600 And more traffic 15:45.600 --> 15:46.600 As if it's building up 15:46.600 --> 15:47.080 To something 15:47.080 --> 15:48.940 To really scare people 15:48.940 --> 15:49.960 Or have like 15:49.960 --> 15:49.980 Or have like 15:49.980 --> 15:50.520 Some way of 15:50.520 --> 15:51.040 Like you know 15:51.040 --> 15:53.080 Have some way 15:53.080 --> 15:53.400 Of actually 15:53.400 --> 15:54.120 You know 15:54.120 --> 15:55.040 Having a command 15:55.040 --> 15:55.580 And control thing 15:55.580 --> 15:56.120 And just have it 15:56.120 --> 15:56.460 Send like 15:56.460 --> 15:57.720 Random data out 15:57.720 --> 15:58.420 Every once in a while 15:58.420 --> 15:59.000 So like you know 15:59.000 --> 15:59.540 When you hear something 15:59.540 --> 15:59.980 On the news 15:59.980 --> 16:00.760 Like you know 16:00.760 --> 16:01.700 Al-Qaeda chatter 16:01.700 --> 16:02.060 Is up 16:02.060 --> 16:02.660 You know 16:02.660 --> 16:03.660 Start doing it 16:03.660 --> 16:04.000 More 16:04.000 --> 16:05.060 Really 16:05.060 --> 16:06.480 I'm sure 16:06.480 --> 16:06.900 You'd probably 16:06.900 --> 16:07.500 Get into lots 16:07.500 --> 16:07.820 Of trouble 16:07.820 --> 16:08.220 In that 16:08.220 --> 16:08.640 And you know 16:08.640 --> 16:09.080 You'd have 16:09.080 --> 16:09.940 Men in black suits 16:09.940 --> 16:10.800 Beating down your door 16:10.800 --> 16:11.800 Immediately five minutes 16:11.800 --> 16:12.220 Afterwards 16:12.220 --> 16:12.620 But 16:12.620 --> 16:13.200 Yeah 16:13.200 --> 16:13.800 They would just 16:13.800 --> 16:14.740 Prime accord your house 16:14.740 --> 16:15.460 Cut it in half 16:15.460 --> 16:16.140 And then set you 16:16.140 --> 16:17.000 On fire probably 16:17.000 --> 16:19.800 I think that 16:19.800 --> 16:20.560 Well you never know 16:20.560 --> 16:22.840 No I'm pretty sure 16:22.840 --> 16:24.060 Send you down 16:24.060 --> 16:24.620 To Gitmo 16:24.620 --> 16:28.540 Our next email tonight 16:28.540 --> 16:29.540 Is 16:29.540 --> 16:30.500 From 16:30.500 --> 16:31.800 Whitefly 16:31.800 --> 16:32.800 Hello 16:32.800 --> 16:33.240 Strong 16:33.240 --> 16:33.880 Black Ratchet 16:33.880 --> 16:34.740 And co-host 16:34.740 --> 16:37.040 I'm a regular 16:37.040 --> 16:37.800 Son of the show 16:37.800 --> 16:39.480 And I was wondering 16:39.480 --> 16:40.400 If I could get your 16:40.400 --> 16:41.400 Take 16:41.400 --> 16:42.800 On desktop 16:42.800 --> 16:43.720 I can't read tonight 16:43.720 --> 16:44.600 On desktop 16:44.600 --> 16:44.920 Search 16:44.920 --> 16:45.420 Search 16:45.420 --> 16:46.100 Tools 16:46.100 --> 16:48.760 I've been noticing 16:48.760 --> 16:50.160 Mention of the 16:50.160 --> 16:50.900 Desktop search 16:50.900 --> 16:51.500 Who was offered 16:51.500 --> 16:52.440 By various companies 16:52.440 --> 16:53.140 Such as Google 16:53.140 --> 16:53.720 Yahoo 16:53.720 --> 16:54.380 Microsoft 16:54.380 --> 16:55.300 And in a ton 16:55.300 --> 16:56.100 Of places lately 16:56.100 --> 16:57.400 Most recently 16:57.400 --> 16:58.180 Network World 16:58.180 --> 16:59.360 So I'm curious 16:59.360 --> 17:00.900 If someone can explain 17:00.900 --> 17:01.960 What the big deal is 17:01.960 --> 17:02.400 I mean 17:02.400 --> 17:03.120 Oh boy 17:03.120 --> 17:04.540 A program enabling 17:04.540 --> 17:05.680 Super fast searching 17:05.680 --> 17:07.020 Via file indexing 17:07.020 --> 17:08.280 What a marvel 17:08.280 --> 17:09.460 Of modern ingenuity 17:09.460 --> 17:11.100 What will these companies 17:11.100 --> 17:12.040 Think of next 17:12.040 --> 17:12.840 But wait 17:12.840 --> 17:14.000 Isn't that exactly 17:14.000 --> 17:14.700 What you would find 17:14.700 --> 17:15.240 In utilities 17:15.240 --> 17:16.020 Such as locate 17:16.020 --> 17:16.480 And update 17:16.480 --> 17:17.920 Update DB 17:17.920 --> 17:19.800 Would have done so well 17:19.800 --> 17:20.600 For god knows 17:20.600 --> 17:21.380 How long now 17:21.380 --> 17:23.920 I guess I will fail 17:23.920 --> 17:24.940 To see why Google 17:24.940 --> 17:25.980 Is getting such props 17:25.980 --> 17:27.300 For reinventing the wheel 17:27.300 --> 17:28.080 Cheers 17:28.080 --> 17:28.800 Whitefly 17:28.800 --> 17:30.260 Well 17:30.260 --> 17:32.100 Are you a desktop 17:32.100 --> 17:33.520 Search tool fan 17:33.520 --> 17:34.580 Because I just 17:34.580 --> 17:35.200 Started using them 17:35.200 --> 17:35.580 Recently 17:35.580 --> 17:36.640 Maybe a couple 17:36.640 --> 17:37.200 Of months ago 17:37.200 --> 17:37.960 And I got a 17:37.960 --> 17:38.180 Stay out 17:38.180 --> 17:38.840 I'm a big fan 17:38.840 --> 17:39.960 I mean 17:39.960 --> 17:41.660 I'm impressed 17:41.660 --> 17:42.260 I mean 17:42.260 --> 17:44.400 I've never actually 17:44.400 --> 17:44.840 Used it 17:44.840 --> 17:45.760 But I have an uncle 17:45.760 --> 17:46.660 Who runs a small 17:46.660 --> 17:46.960 Business 17:46.960 --> 17:47.600 And he swears 17:47.600 --> 17:48.020 By it 17:48.020 --> 17:49.260 But if you know 17:49.260 --> 17:49.740 If you want to go 17:49.740 --> 17:50.220 For this one 17:50.220 --> 17:51.060 Go for the gold man 17:51.060 --> 17:52.680 Alright well 17:52.680 --> 17:53.520 I tried Google 17:53.520 --> 17:54.380 Desktop a long time 17:54.380 --> 17:54.580 A long time ago 17:54.580 --> 17:55.500 Just for the hell of it 17:55.500 --> 17:56.380 And I thought the same 17:56.380 --> 17:56.620 Thing 17:56.620 --> 17:57.440 It was going to be like 17:57.440 --> 17:58.140 You know 17:58.140 --> 17:59.120 I type in a file name 17:59.120 --> 17:59.500 And it says 17:59.500 --> 18:00.560 Hey here's your file name 18:00.560 --> 18:01.600 Which I can just use 18:01.600 --> 18:02.920 Find in Windows 18:02.920 --> 18:03.720 If it actually worked 18:03.720 --> 18:04.280 Consistently 18:04.280 --> 18:06.120 But in any case 18:06.120 --> 18:07.460 That's a whole 18:07.460 --> 18:08.000 Another story 18:08.000 --> 18:10.120 But I read a review 18:10.120 --> 18:10.820 Somewhere about 18:10.820 --> 18:11.480 The Microsoft 18:11.480 --> 18:12.320 Search tool 18:12.320 --> 18:13.220 And I was very 18:13.220 --> 18:13.980 Hesitant to use it 18:13.980 --> 18:14.680 But I tried it 18:14.680 --> 18:15.620 And it is awesome 18:15.620 --> 18:16.920 I can search through 18:16.920 --> 18:18.160 All kinds of different 18:18.160 --> 18:18.520 Files 18:18.520 --> 18:19.300 And I can say 18:19.300 --> 18:20.660 You know 18:20.660 --> 18:21.360 I want to find 18:21.360 --> 18:22.740 I have a lot of 18:22.740 --> 18:23.660 PDF documentation 18:23.660 --> 18:24.260 On my computer 18:24.260 --> 18:25.600 So I can say 18:25.600 --> 18:26.220 I want to find 18:26.220 --> 18:27.060 Any document 18:27.060 --> 18:27.680 That contains 18:27.680 --> 18:28.220 The term 18:28.220 --> 18:29.560 2600 hertz 18:29.560 --> 18:31.140 And it doesn't 18:31.140 --> 18:31.520 Have to really 18:31.520 --> 18:32.340 Churn along 18:32.340 --> 18:33.000 And search 18:33.000 --> 18:33.400 It just 18:33.400 --> 18:33.700 You know 18:33.700 --> 18:34.160 It takes two 18:34.160 --> 18:34.740 Or three seconds 18:34.740 --> 18:35.440 And then bam 18:35.440 --> 18:36.160 Everything that I 18:36.160 --> 18:36.680 Need to know 18:36.680 --> 18:38.220 About 2600 hertz 18:38.220 --> 18:39.800 Is popping up 18:39.800 --> 18:40.320 On my screen 18:40.320 --> 18:41.320 So it's not just 18:41.320 --> 18:41.800 Like find 18:41.800 --> 18:42.660 Find will find you 18:42.660 --> 18:43.020 Files 18:43.020 --> 18:44.160 S locate will find you 18:44.160 --> 18:44.520 Files 18:44.520 --> 18:47.980 But this will find you 18:47.980 --> 18:49.400 Files with certain 18:49.400 --> 18:49.840 Content 18:49.840 --> 18:51.960 Or certain file types 18:51.960 --> 18:53.140 With file content 18:53.140 --> 18:53.820 Stuff like that 18:53.820 --> 18:54.740 Or email messages 18:54.740 --> 18:55.920 Or contacts 18:55.920 --> 18:57.580 And it's definitely 18:57.580 --> 18:59.080 Definitely a lot more 18:59.080 --> 19:00.180 Than what it appears 19:00.180 --> 19:01.080 To be at first glance 19:01.080 --> 19:01.500 Yes 19:01.500 --> 19:02.860 Well the story 19:02.860 --> 19:03.500 That I have 19:03.500 --> 19:03.980 Is you know 19:03.980 --> 19:04.320 My uncle 19:04.320 --> 19:05.140 Was showing it to me 19:05.140 --> 19:05.900 And I mean 19:05.900 --> 19:06.880 I was impressed by it 19:06.880 --> 19:07.880 This is actually Google 19:07.880 --> 19:08.580 I haven't actually 19:08.580 --> 19:09.600 Used a Microsoft one 19:09.600 --> 19:10.560 I've heard of it 19:10.560 --> 19:11.600 But I've never actually 19:11.600 --> 19:13.340 You know 19:13.340 --> 19:14.000 I basically 19:14.000 --> 19:14.520 Approach it 19:14.520 --> 19:14.880 With the same 19:14.880 --> 19:15.780 Apprehension you did 19:15.780 --> 19:16.520 But 19:16.520 --> 19:19.240 He like showed me 19:19.240 --> 19:19.580 Like you know 19:19.580 --> 19:20.380 Show me every email 19:20.380 --> 19:20.880 Message 19:20.880 --> 19:22.560 From you know 19:22.560 --> 19:23.460 So and so 19:23.460 --> 19:25.100 Containing you know 19:25.100 --> 19:26.100 Two or three phrases 19:26.100 --> 19:27.060 Of words 19:27.060 --> 19:29.080 And you know 19:29.080 --> 19:29.600 Just show me the 19:29.600 --> 19:30.180 Word documents 19:30.180 --> 19:30.560 From them 19:30.560 --> 19:30.980 And you know 19:30.980 --> 19:31.960 Basically like 19:31.960 --> 19:32.160 You know 19:32.160 --> 19:32.940 Ten seconds later 19:32.940 --> 19:33.380 It shows them 19:33.380 --> 19:34.580 Okay here's all 19:34.580 --> 19:34.900 It is 19:34.900 --> 19:35.500 Here's the dates 19:35.500 --> 19:36.040 You got them 19:36.040 --> 19:37.340 These are the file names 19:37.340 --> 19:38.040 You know 19:38.040 --> 19:38.780 Here's a little preview 19:38.780 --> 19:39.160 Of them 19:39.160 --> 19:39.980 And I was like 19:39.980 --> 19:40.660 Oh wow 19:40.660 --> 19:41.300 That's actually 19:41.300 --> 19:41.800 Pretty good 19:41.800 --> 19:42.860 And I mean 19:42.860 --> 19:44.400 It is like 19:44.400 --> 19:44.980 The same way 19:44.980 --> 19:46.020 As you know 19:46.020 --> 19:46.680 Update DB 19:46.680 --> 19:47.400 And locate 19:47.400 --> 19:47.900 And all that 19:47.900 --> 19:48.440 Kind of stuff 19:48.440 --> 19:49.160 But 19:49.160 --> 19:50.720 I mean 19:50.720 --> 19:51.640 It's also 19:51.640 --> 19:52.840 Like Don Theory 19:52.840 --> 19:53.060 Says 19:53.060 --> 19:53.580 It like takes 19:53.580 --> 19:54.160 All the data 19:54.160 --> 19:54.540 And all the 19:54.540 --> 19:55.500 Metadata into it 19:55.500 --> 19:55.980 And you know 19:55.980 --> 19:56.580 It does a much 19:56.580 --> 19:57.060 Better job 19:57.060 --> 19:57.500 It's not just 19:57.500 --> 19:57.680 Saying 19:57.680 --> 19:58.540 There's a file 19:58.540 --> 19:58.840 Here 19:58.840 --> 19:59.380 It's you know 19:59.380 --> 20:00.600 This is a mail message 20:00.600 --> 20:00.920 You got it 20:00.920 --> 20:01.760 From so and so 20:01.760 --> 20:02.720 Here's the file 20:02.720 --> 20:03.600 Attached from it 20:03.600 --> 20:03.900 You know 20:03.900 --> 20:04.480 It contains 20:04.480 --> 20:05.620 The following words 20:05.620 --> 20:07.240 And you know 20:07.240 --> 20:07.900 It's just 20:07.900 --> 20:08.440 All there 20:08.440 --> 20:09.040 In your fingertips 20:09.040 --> 20:09.480 So 20:09.480 --> 20:11.000 But 20:11.000 --> 20:11.820 Personally 20:11.820 --> 20:13.080 I'm not really 20:13.080 --> 20:13.800 Heavily into it 20:13.800 --> 20:14.440 Because I don't 20:14.440 --> 20:15.100 Have that much 20:15.100 --> 20:15.820 Important stuff 20:15.820 --> 20:16.060 So 20:16.060 --> 20:16.680 Who cares 20:16.680 --> 20:18.980 Really 20:18.980 --> 20:19.220 I mean 20:19.220 --> 20:20.220 I think I might 20:20.220 --> 20:21.000 Install it at work 20:21.000 --> 20:21.540 Because you know 20:21.540 --> 20:22.180 I have 20:22.180 --> 20:22.900 I'm starting to get 20:22.900 --> 20:23.380 Like you know 20:23.380 --> 20:24.380 Tons and tons 20:24.380 --> 20:24.760 Of email 20:24.760 --> 20:25.680 And I save 20:25.680 --> 20:26.780 I'm a pack rat 20:26.780 --> 20:27.240 For email 20:27.240 --> 20:28.340 I save everything 20:28.340 --> 20:30.140 And 20:30.140 --> 20:31.600 It's handy to say 20:31.600 --> 20:32.220 Oh you know 20:32.220 --> 20:32.820 Show me all messages 20:32.820 --> 20:33.720 Containing you know 20:33.720 --> 20:34.820 This phrase 20:34.820 --> 20:36.040 From such and such a person 20:36.040 --> 20:37.440 So when they say 20:37.440 --> 20:38.200 Oh you know 20:38.200 --> 20:38.940 I never said that 20:38.940 --> 20:39.260 You say 20:39.260 --> 20:40.140 Yes you did 20:40.140 --> 20:42.800 And here it is 20:42.800 --> 20:43.320 Sucker 20:43.320 --> 20:43.900 Yeah 20:43.900 --> 20:45.680 It's almost as bad 20:45.680 --> 20:46.560 As return receipts 20:46.560 --> 20:48.740 Oh god 20:48.740 --> 20:49.600 Don't get me started 20:49.600 --> 20:50.280 Oh god 20:50.280 --> 20:51.080 I hate return receipts 20:51.080 --> 20:52.980 You know what drives me nuts 20:52.980 --> 20:53.680 About return receipts 20:53.680 --> 20:54.460 I'm going to start 20:54.460 --> 20:55.280 A little rant here 20:55.280 --> 20:55.780 Right here 20:55.780 --> 20:58.460 With Microsoft 20:58.460 --> 20:59.060 Outlook 20:59.060 --> 20:59.900 It's you know 20:59.900 --> 21:00.280 When someone 21:00.280 --> 21:00.880 You can say 21:00.880 --> 21:02.160 When you first get 21:02.160 --> 21:02.720 A return receipt 21:02.720 --> 21:03.240 It says you know 21:03.240 --> 21:04.380 Such and such a person 21:04.380 --> 21:05.500 Requested a return receipt 21:05.500 --> 21:06.180 When you read it 21:06.180 --> 21:07.100 Or when you replied 21:07.100 --> 21:08.180 Or when you deleted it 21:08.180 --> 21:08.800 Or when you know 21:08.800 --> 21:10.020 There's like four or five 21:10.020 --> 21:10.500 Different events 21:10.500 --> 21:11.160 You can tie it to 21:11.160 --> 21:12.420 And 21:12.420 --> 21:14.580 It says you know 21:14.580 --> 21:16.040 It prompts you up 21:16.040 --> 21:16.480 The first time 21:16.480 --> 21:16.900 Saying you know 21:16.900 --> 21:17.420 Oh you know 21:17.420 --> 21:17.840 So and so 21:17.840 --> 21:18.940 Wanted to send 21:18.940 --> 21:19.520 A return receipt 21:19.520 --> 21:19.820 And you said 21:19.820 --> 21:20.860 Would you like to do this 21:20.860 --> 21:21.480 Yes or no 21:21.480 --> 21:22.580 So 21:22.580 --> 21:23.780 And it has a little 21:23.780 --> 21:24.540 Check box of 21:24.540 --> 21:26.000 Don't show me this again 21:26.000 --> 21:27.280 So 21:27.280 --> 21:28.240 If I click 21:28.240 --> 21:29.380 Don't show me this again 21:29.380 --> 21:30.420 And I click no 21:30.420 --> 21:31.720 What would you think 21:31.720 --> 21:32.440 The response 21:32.440 --> 21:33.720 The proper idea would be 21:33.720 --> 21:35.980 That it wouldn't send 21:35.980 --> 21:36.340 The 21:36.340 --> 21:38.060 Wouldn't send a response 21:38.060 --> 21:39.360 And then in the future 21:39.360 --> 21:40.120 It wouldn't ask you 21:40.120 --> 21:40.980 And it still wouldn't 21:40.980 --> 21:41.600 Send a response 21:41.600 --> 21:41.960 Yes 21:41.960 --> 21:43.520 No it doesn't do that 21:43.520 --> 21:44.640 Go figure 21:44.640 --> 21:44.980 Of course 21:44.980 --> 21:46.620 No it says 21:46.620 --> 21:47.520 Okay you don't want 21:47.520 --> 21:48.120 To send a response 21:48.120 --> 21:49.240 I'll never ask you again 21:49.240 --> 21:50.340 But I'll send it for you 21:50.340 --> 21:52.380 And I was 21:52.380 --> 21:53.220 I was thoroughly 21:53.220 --> 21:54.820 Pissed off 21:54.820 --> 21:55.620 When I found this out 21:55.620 --> 21:56.800 When I walked over 21:56.800 --> 21:57.500 To someone's desk 21:57.500 --> 21:58.040 Whose computer 21:58.040 --> 21:58.720 I was working on 21:58.720 --> 21:59.640 And I see a return receipt 21:59.640 --> 21:59.960 From me 21:59.960 --> 22:00.320 And I was like 22:00.320 --> 22:00.640 What 22:00.640 --> 22:03.280 Now wait a second 22:03.280 --> 22:04.540 Does it send the first one 22:04.540 --> 22:05.780 That you just said no to 22:05.780 --> 22:06.380 No it doesn't 22:06.380 --> 22:07.520 Or only the subsequent ones 22:07.520 --> 22:08.820 Only the subsequent ones 22:08.820 --> 22:10.960 So it does obey you 22:10.960 --> 22:11.700 In that sense 22:11.700 --> 22:11.980 But 22:11.980 --> 22:13.520 That's about it 22:13.520 --> 22:14.940 Yeah 22:14.940 --> 22:16.380 That's kind of a funny way 22:16.380 --> 22:16.960 To look at it 22:16.960 --> 22:17.340 It's like 22:17.340 --> 22:18.240 Okay I don't want to do it 22:18.240 --> 22:18.660 This time 22:18.660 --> 22:18.980 And 22:18.980 --> 22:20.600 I'm not going to ask you again 22:20.600 --> 22:21.560 But it never said 22:21.560 --> 22:21.840 Well 22:21.840 --> 22:22.900 What would you like to do 22:22.900 --> 22:23.880 When I don't ask you 22:23.880 --> 22:26.040 Technically I guess 22:26.040 --> 22:26.380 You could say 22:26.380 --> 22:26.920 It's not a bug 22:26.920 --> 22:28.380 Well no 22:28.380 --> 22:29.200 I mean it makes sense 22:29.200 --> 22:30.120 But at the same time 22:30.120 --> 22:30.740 It's completely 22:30.740 --> 22:31.320 You know 22:31.320 --> 22:32.740 Illogical 22:32.740 --> 22:33.680 Oh yeah 22:33.680 --> 22:34.320 I would never 22:34.320 --> 22:35.360 In a million years 22:35.360 --> 22:36.020 Think that 22:36.020 --> 22:37.660 If I wrote a piece of software 22:37.660 --> 22:38.060 Like that 22:38.060 --> 22:38.980 That that's how it should work 22:38.980 --> 22:39.720 So 22:39.720 --> 22:41.180 Just this one time 22:41.180 --> 22:42.040 Never asked me again 22:42.040 --> 22:43.180 But sent everything else out 22:43.180 --> 22:43.540 Yeah 22:43.540 --> 22:43.960 Okay 22:43.960 --> 22:44.360 Sure 22:44.360 --> 22:46.420 I don't want to do this now 22:46.420 --> 22:47.000 But I sure as hell 22:47.000 --> 22:47.460 I want to do it 22:47.460 --> 22:48.180 Every time in the future 22:48.180 --> 22:48.540 Okay 22:48.540 --> 22:49.820 That makes sense 22:49.820 --> 22:50.320 Ah 22:50.320 --> 22:50.760 Microsoft 22:50.760 --> 22:53.500 I'm not even sure 22:53.500 --> 22:55.340 I wonder if this is like 22:55.340 --> 22:55.600 Actually 22:55.600 --> 22:56.320 I wonder if they like 22:56.320 --> 22:56.500 You know 22:56.500 --> 22:57.620 Copied it for somebody else 22:57.620 --> 22:58.060 Like oh 22:58.060 --> 22:58.360 You know 22:58.360 --> 22:59.400 Lotus Note does this 22:59.400 --> 23:00.320 So it must be a 23:00.320 --> 23:01.640 It must be a feature 23:01.640 --> 23:04.420 Oh god 23:04.420 --> 23:05.080 Lotus Notes 23:05.080 --> 23:07.020 Dude 23:07.020 --> 23:08.020 Dude 23:08.020 --> 23:08.240 Why 23:08.240 --> 23:09.860 Why does it even exist 23:09.860 --> 23:10.720 I don't understand 23:10.720 --> 23:11.040 You know 23:11.040 --> 23:12.020 I don't really know much 23:12.020 --> 23:12.760 About Lotus Notes 23:12.760 --> 23:13.240 But I hear 23:13.240 --> 23:14.780 Some people are just zealous 23:14.780 --> 23:15.180 About it 23:15.180 --> 23:15.440 And they think 23:15.440 --> 23:16.020 It's the greatest thing 23:16.020 --> 23:16.440 In the world 23:16.440 --> 23:18.000 I don't get it 23:18.000 --> 23:18.220 Oh 23:18.220 --> 23:18.700 It can 23:18.700 --> 23:19.540 It's better than 23:19.540 --> 23:20.280 Certain other things 23:20.280 --> 23:20.900 Like say 23:20.900 --> 23:21.480 You know 23:21.480 --> 23:22.600 Two words and two letters 23:22.600 --> 23:23.620 Lotus CC mail 23:23.620 --> 23:26.780 Okay 23:26.780 --> 23:27.500 You're probably right 23:27.500 --> 23:27.840 About that 23:27.840 --> 23:28.100 Yeah 23:28.100 --> 23:29.820 So it doesn't 23:29.820 --> 23:30.980 It's not the worst 23:30.980 --> 23:31.740 But it's down there 23:31.740 --> 23:33.420 Okay 23:33.420 --> 23:34.120 And actually 23:34.120 --> 23:34.700 I forgot to mention 23:34.700 --> 23:35.460 This in the email 23:35.460 --> 23:37.300 Whitefly is the only 23:37.300 --> 23:38.600 Person to ever say this 23:38.600 --> 23:39.380 P.S. 23:39.420 --> 23:40.920 The bioinformatics episode 23:40.920 --> 23:41.800 Was kick ass 23:41.800 --> 23:43.720 So 23:43.720 --> 23:45.220 Congratulations 23:45.220 --> 23:45.700 Whitefly 23:45.700 --> 23:46.280 I can't tell if you're 23:46.280 --> 23:47.180 Being sarcastic there 23:47.180 --> 23:47.880 But I think you're the 23:47.880 --> 23:49.240 Only person in the 23:49.240 --> 23:49.780 Human race 23:49.780 --> 23:50.020 Who 23:50.020 --> 23:52.400 Has ever thought that 23:52.400 --> 23:54.120 Really 23:54.120 --> 23:55.900 I don't know 23:55.900 --> 23:57.220 It was 23:57.220 --> 23:58.280 It was a buggy episode 23:58.280 --> 23:59.820 It was buggier than a 23:59.820 --> 24:01.040 Copy of Microsoft Vista 24:01.040 --> 24:02.820 Really 24:02.820 --> 24:03.680 I was pretty sure 24:03.680 --> 24:04.280 I heard that one 24:04.280 --> 24:04.900 And it didn't really 24:04.900 --> 24:06.100 Strike me as buggy 24:06.100 --> 24:07.100 I guess not 24:07.100 --> 24:08.300 Maybe it came off better 24:08.300 --> 24:08.600 I was 24:08.600 --> 24:09.560 I couldn't listen to it 24:09.560 --> 24:10.180 On my iPod 24:10.180 --> 24:10.780 Because I 24:10.780 --> 24:11.720 I was there 24:11.720 --> 24:12.800 I was there for the horror 24:12.800 --> 24:13.260 And I was like 24:13.260 --> 24:13.860 I don't want to listen 24:13.860 --> 24:14.360 To this again 24:14.360 --> 24:14.660 So 24:14.660 --> 24:16.060 Maybe I think 24:16.060 --> 24:16.740 I have a different episode 24:16.740 --> 24:17.960 But I listened to it 24:17.960 --> 24:18.380 In the car 24:18.380 --> 24:18.540 And 24:18.540 --> 24:20.740 It was just fine 24:20.740 --> 24:21.080 I thought 24:21.080 --> 24:21.420 But 24:21.420 --> 24:22.300 Maybe I'm crazy 24:22.300 --> 24:23.120 I'll have to go back 24:23.120 --> 24:23.680 And listen 24:23.680 --> 24:24.440 Well we always know 24:24.440 --> 24:25.040 You're crazy 24:25.040 --> 24:26.600 Well I'm definitely crazy 24:26.600 --> 24:27.140 There's no doubt 24:27.140 --> 24:27.360 But 24:27.360 --> 24:29.600 Maybe specifically 24:29.600 --> 24:30.580 With respect to this 24:30.580 --> 24:31.480 I'm crazy 24:31.480 --> 24:33.080 Anyway 24:33.080 --> 24:34.000 Alright 24:34.000 --> 24:34.860 Shall we go on 24:34.860 --> 24:35.360 The show and tell? 24:39.820 --> 24:40.260 Maybe 24:40.260 --> 24:41.060 Maybe 24:41.060 --> 24:41.960 Well we're going to do it 24:41.960 --> 24:42.180 Anyway 24:42.180 --> 24:42.920 So screw you 24:42.920 --> 24:43.500 Is it good enough 24:43.500 --> 24:44.040 That I told you 24:44.040 --> 24:45.120 I was on a Gulfstream 5 24:45.120 --> 24:45.760 And I can't tell you 24:45.760 --> 24:46.900 Who it belonged to? 24:48.020 --> 24:49.240 That's my show and tell 24:49.240 --> 24:51.520 Well here you go 24:51.520 --> 24:53.140 We can give you 24:53.140 --> 24:53.780 Some material 24:53.780 --> 24:54.800 To bail yourself out 24:54.800 --> 24:55.460 As always 24:55.460 --> 24:56.140 We'll ask you 24:56.140 --> 24:56.860 So what's up 24:56.860 --> 24:57.980 With bellsmind.net 24:57.980 --> 24:59.500 Oh hey 24:59.500 --> 25:00.560 Well I 25:00.560 --> 25:02.520 I think your 25:02.520 --> 25:04.120 VoIP is breaking up 25:04.120 --> 25:04.480 Or something 25:04.480 --> 25:05.120 I didn't really hear 25:05.120 --> 25:05.880 What you're saying 25:05.880 --> 25:09.140 Bellsmind.net 25:09.140 --> 25:10.940 Actually 25:10.940 --> 25:13.380 There have been 25:13.380 --> 25:15.100 Some behind the scenes 25:15.100 --> 25:16.020 Changes on the 25:16.020 --> 25:16.940 Development site 25:16.940 --> 25:17.460 But 25:17.460 --> 25:19.180 It's 25:19.180 --> 25:21.020 It's going nowhere fast 25:21.020 --> 25:21.720 Just because 25:21.720 --> 25:22.660 I have even less time 25:22.660 --> 25:23.280 Than I had before 25:23.280 --> 25:25.340 I keep trying to make time 25:25.340 --> 25:25.940 And I make time 25:25.940 --> 25:26.860 A little bit here and there 25:26.860 --> 25:27.160 But 25:27.160 --> 25:28.960 Never enough to 25:28.960 --> 25:29.640 You know 25:29.640 --> 25:30.260 Rally the troops 25:30.260 --> 25:31.060 And get everybody excited 25:31.060 --> 25:31.480 And say hey 25:31.480 --> 25:32.160 Here's the new 25:32.160 --> 25:32.720 Bellsmind 25:32.720 --> 25:33.440 Like that's 25:33.440 --> 25:34.720 That's what my goal is 25:34.720 --> 25:34.920 And 25:34.920 --> 25:36.220 Who knows how long 25:36.220 --> 25:36.760 It's going to take 25:36.760 --> 25:37.040 Sure 25:37.040 --> 25:38.260 Behind the scenes changes 25:38.260 --> 25:39.200 That's like oh yeah 25:39.200 --> 25:40.040 I did all this work 25:40.040 --> 25:40.800 That you can't see 25:40.800 --> 25:41.140 So 25:41.140 --> 25:42.140 But it's there 25:42.140 --> 25:42.860 It really is 25:42.860 --> 25:43.720 Look at the left hand 25:43.720 --> 25:44.820 Look at the left hand 25:44.820 --> 25:46.820 No actually 25:46.820 --> 25:47.140 You know what 25:47.140 --> 25:47.520 If you want 25:47.520 --> 25:48.180 I'll show you the code 25:48.180 --> 25:48.660 Sometime 25:48.660 --> 25:49.620 And you'll see 25:49.620 --> 25:51.240 It's wildly different 25:51.240 --> 25:51.860 And it does 25:51.860 --> 25:52.920 Exactly the same thing 25:52.920 --> 25:53.400 Except 25:53.400 --> 25:55.340 It's like 10 times faster 25:55.340 --> 25:56.980 I'll be able to 25:56.980 --> 25:57.380 Query 25:57.380 --> 25:58.380 The database 25:58.380 --> 25:58.980 Faster 25:58.980 --> 26:00.060 Oh yeah 26:00.060 --> 26:01.220 You'll be able to 26:01.220 --> 26:02.800 Pull my whole database 26:02.800 --> 26:03.880 In one second 26:03.880 --> 26:05.620 Because you're using 26:05.620 --> 26:06.100 Postgres 26:06.100 --> 26:07.440 Of course 26:07.440 --> 26:08.200 If I was using 26:08.200 --> 26:08.660 MySQL 26:08.660 --> 26:09.300 I don't know 26:09.300 --> 26:09.800 What would happen 26:09.800 --> 26:10.160 It would probably 26:10.160 --> 26:10.700 Just crash 26:10.700 --> 26:12.880 There'd be a tear 26:12.880 --> 26:13.720 In the space time 26:13.720 --> 26:14.520 Fabric itself 26:14.520 --> 26:16.100 Yeah 26:16.100 --> 26:16.840 God 26:16.840 --> 26:17.700 MySQL sucks 26:17.700 --> 26:18.420 Oh my god 26:18.420 --> 26:19.280 It sucks so bad 26:19.280 --> 26:20.060 I had to get it out 26:20.060 --> 26:22.980 Not bad 26:22.980 --> 26:23.240 I think 26:23.240 --> 26:23.920 How long 26:23.920 --> 26:24.240 Did that take 26:24.240 --> 26:25.340 Like 25 minutes 26:25.340 --> 26:25.620 Almost 26:25.620 --> 26:26.640 I think that's 26:26.640 --> 26:27.280 A record man 26:27.280 --> 26:28.360 Yeah 26:28.360 --> 26:28.740 You know 26:28.740 --> 26:29.040 Usually 26:29.040 --> 26:30.240 I just start 26:30.240 --> 26:30.860 Talking to people 26:30.860 --> 26:31.380 Even if we're not 26:31.380 --> 26:32.040 Talking about computers 26:32.040 --> 26:32.760 And I'll just start 26:32.760 --> 26:33.640 Screaming like I have 26:33.640 --> 26:34.500 Tourettes or something 26:34.500 --> 26:36.020 MySQL sucks 26:36.020 --> 26:37.340 But I managed 26:37.340 --> 26:38.360 To keep it under control 26:38.360 --> 26:38.860 Probably because 26:38.860 --> 26:39.580 I spat it out 26:39.580 --> 26:40.200 And screamed about it 26:40.200 --> 26:40.780 At work today 26:40.780 --> 26:44.260 Do you use 26:44.260 --> 26:45.260 MySQL at work 26:45.260 --> 26:45.840 Because that would 26:45.840 --> 26:46.460 Just be the ultimate 26:46.460 --> 26:47.080 Irony 26:47.080 --> 26:49.380 Hold on a second 26:49.380 --> 26:49.980 Do I 26:49.980 --> 26:51.340 I don't think so 26:51.340 --> 26:52.260 Somebody asked me 26:52.260 --> 26:52.980 If I could use it 26:52.980 --> 26:53.920 For something though 26:53.920 --> 26:56.020 Are they still alive 26:56.020 --> 26:57.520 Oh no 26:57.520 --> 26:57.900 Actually 26:57.900 --> 26:59.200 Did you bury them 26:59.200 --> 26:59.800 Down in the Bronx 26:59.800 --> 27:00.960 No 27:00.960 --> 27:03.100 They were curious 27:03.100 --> 27:03.900 About using PHP 27:03.900 --> 27:04.480 To hook up 27:04.480 --> 27:05.840 To some database 27:05.840 --> 27:06.700 And asked if it was 27:06.700 --> 27:07.660 Possible with MySQL 27:07.660 --> 27:08.420 And Microsoft 27:08.420 --> 27:09.120 And Oracle 27:09.120 --> 27:11.100 Which it is 27:11.100 --> 27:12.100 But in any case 27:12.100 --> 27:12.700 Yeah 27:12.700 --> 27:13.760 The company 27:13.760 --> 27:14.120 That I'm doing 27:14.120 --> 27:14.760 This work for 27:14.760 --> 27:16.320 Is considering 27:16.320 --> 27:17.680 Adding MySQL 27:17.680 --> 27:18.700 To their offering 27:18.700 --> 27:19.420 Of databases 27:19.420 --> 27:20.160 Which I think 27:20.160 --> 27:20.720 Is ridiculous 27:20.720 --> 27:22.560 Not there 27:22.560 --> 27:23.460 He's leading the charge 27:23.460 --> 27:25.520 Well you know 27:25.520 --> 27:25.720 Hey 27:25.720 --> 27:26.900 I don't pull any 27:26.900 --> 27:27.420 Punches with 27:27.420 --> 27:28.380 These guys at all 27:28.380 --> 27:29.080 So they 27:29.080 --> 27:29.760 They're like 27:29.760 --> 27:30.060 What do you think 27:30.060 --> 27:30.640 About MySQL 27:30.640 --> 27:31.240 I was like 27:31.240 --> 27:31.500 Oh 27:31.500 --> 27:33.160 Open the floodgates 27:33.160 --> 27:34.840 Meanwhile 27:34.840 --> 27:35.360 Like you know 27:35.360 --> 27:36.080 Three hours later 27:36.080 --> 27:36.680 Like okay 27:36.680 --> 27:36.980 Okay 27:36.980 --> 27:37.340 We'll just 27:37.340 --> 27:38.120 Shut up 27:38.120 --> 27:39.360 We won't use it 27:39.360 --> 27:40.080 Just be quiet 27:40.080 --> 27:41.620 Yep 27:41.620 --> 27:42.740 All you have to do 27:42.740 --> 27:43.300 Is demonstrate 27:43.300 --> 27:44.440 Your technical prowess 27:44.440 --> 27:45.340 To the network guy 27:45.340 --> 27:46.440 And some programmers 27:46.440 --> 27:47.900 And you're just golden 27:47.900 --> 27:48.540 At that point 27:48.540 --> 27:49.740 So 27:49.740 --> 27:51.140 That's all I had to do 27:51.140 --> 27:51.780 Show them a couple 27:51.780 --> 27:52.660 Cool tricks here and there 27:52.660 --> 27:53.060 And then when they 27:53.060 --> 27:53.860 Ask them my opinion 27:53.860 --> 27:54.440 About something 27:54.440 --> 27:56.000 Be adamant that it sucks 27:56.000 --> 27:56.900 And they listen to you 27:56.900 --> 27:57.340 Oh 27:57.340 --> 27:58.060 Good shit 27:58.060 --> 28:00.340 Don't play games 28:00.340 --> 28:00.740 And say oh 28:00.740 --> 28:01.580 Well it's okay for this 28:01.580 --> 28:02.220 No no no no no 28:02.220 --> 28:02.980 If you don't like it 28:02.980 --> 28:03.400 At all 28:03.400 --> 28:04.400 It totally sucks 28:04.400 --> 28:05.500 For absolutely everything 28:05.500 --> 28:07.720 And we all know 28:07.720 --> 28:08.420 That not theory 28:08.420 --> 28:08.940 Thinks that 28:08.940 --> 28:10.100 Which is really scary 28:10.100 --> 28:11.440 Actually no 28:11.440 --> 28:12.460 I did 28:12.460 --> 28:14.440 I did at some point 28:14.440 --> 28:15.100 Think that there was 28:15.100 --> 28:15.800 A database that was 28:15.800 --> 28:16.860 Well suited to MySQL 28:16.860 --> 28:17.620 But 28:17.620 --> 28:18.840 I can't remember 28:18.840 --> 28:19.040 What it was 28:19.040 --> 28:19.580 Compared to what 28:19.580 --> 28:20.360 Microsoft Access 28:20.360 --> 28:22.600 No it was something 28:22.600 --> 28:23.060 That somebody 28:23.060 --> 28:23.680 It was you know 28:23.680 --> 28:24.140 For somebody's 28:24.140 --> 28:25.200 Like personal website 28:25.200 --> 28:26.260 And it didn't have 28:26.260 --> 28:26.860 All that much data 28:26.860 --> 28:27.200 In it 28:27.200 --> 28:27.900 It was just 28:27.900 --> 28:28.460 Something silly 28:28.460 --> 28:29.960 It was like the 28:29.960 --> 28:30.560 Whole news 28:30.560 --> 28:32.120 News items 28:32.120 --> 28:32.440 Or something 28:32.440 --> 28:33.220 Kind of like a blog 28:33.220 --> 28:34.180 Before there were blogs 28:34.180 --> 28:36.560 Or before there were 28:36.560 --> 28:37.280 Like officially 28:37.280 --> 28:38.380 As a term blog 28:38.380 --> 28:40.220 I told somebody 28:40.220 --> 28:41.160 I actually recommended 28:41.160 --> 28:42.660 MySQL to them 28:42.660 --> 28:43.460 Yeah back when 28:43.460 --> 28:43.800 I just said 28:43.800 --> 28:44.320 Oh hey 28:44.320 --> 28:45.440 Check out my website 28:45.440 --> 28:45.840 You know 28:45.840 --> 28:46.400 It was a straight 28:46.400 --> 28:47.500 HTML file 28:47.500 --> 28:48.280 That I used to edit 28:48.280 --> 28:48.800 Every day 28:48.800 --> 28:49.940 And type in my thoughts 28:49.940 --> 28:50.780 No no no 28:50.780 --> 28:51.060 Oh no 28:51.060 --> 28:52.080 That's a blog now 28:52.080 --> 28:53.520 No no no 28:53.520 --> 28:54.040 It wasn't even 28:54.040 --> 28:54.920 HTML back then 28:54.920 --> 28:55.320 It was like 28:55.320 --> 28:55.880 Okay 28:55.880 --> 28:57.740 Go to this IP address 28:57.740 --> 28:58.960 Slash tilde 28:58.960 --> 29:00.480 Some username 29:00.480 --> 29:01.220 Slash 29:01.220 --> 29:02.880 Index.txt 29:02.880 --> 29:05.760 That's 29:05.760 --> 29:06.760 That's what I'm 29:06.760 --> 29:07.440 Talking about 29:07.440 --> 29:08.760 Index.txt 29:08.760 --> 29:09.680 That's keeping it real 29:09.680 --> 29:10.420 That is 29:10.420 --> 29:11.460 Hacker Gangsta 29:11.460 --> 29:13.060 Dude that was awesome 29:13.060 --> 29:14.800 I miss the long URLs 29:14.800 --> 29:15.720 I mean I miss having 29:15.720 --> 29:16.120 Like you know 29:16.120 --> 29:17.460 A 60 character URL 29:17.460 --> 29:18.540 That's why 29:18.540 --> 29:19.800 Like all my 29:19.800 --> 29:20.640 All my websites 29:20.640 --> 29:21.600 Before I go to them 29:21.600 --> 29:22.840 I huge URL them 29:22.840 --> 29:24.660 And I like 29:24.660 --> 29:26.300 I type them out 29:26.300 --> 29:26.740 Just to 29:26.740 --> 29:27.940 Just to share 29:27.940 --> 29:28.760 The old schoolness 29:28.760 --> 29:30.260 Now I saw 29:30.260 --> 29:31.080 A link somewhere 29:31.080 --> 29:31.640 That was talking 29:31.640 --> 29:32.500 About huge URL 29:32.500 --> 29:33.280 It was an article 29:33.280 --> 29:33.700 Somewhere 29:33.700 --> 29:35.360 Is there actually 29:35.360 --> 29:36.000 A service that 29:36.000 --> 29:36.520 Just does that 29:36.520 --> 29:36.980 As a joke 29:36.980 --> 29:37.840 Because I really 29:37.840 --> 29:38.720 Really really 29:38.720 --> 29:39.640 Want it badly 29:39.680 --> 29:41.100 What huge URL 29:41.100 --> 29:42.000 Yeah 29:42.000 --> 29:42.840 Yeah I think 29:42.840 --> 29:44.300 Isn't it huge URL 29:44.300 --> 29:45.760 I don't know 29:45.760 --> 29:46.600 I looked for it once 29:46.600 --> 29:47.740 And I saw 29:47.740 --> 29:48.760 A reference to it 29:48.760 --> 29:49.960 And 29:49.960 --> 29:51.020 But the site 29:51.020 --> 29:51.420 Wasn't up 29:51.420 --> 29:52.220 It was a long 29:52.220 --> 29:52.720 Time ago 29:52.720 --> 29:53.100 But 29:53.100 --> 29:54.860 No I see 29:54.860 --> 29:56.100 HugeURL.com 29:56.100 --> 29:56.780 Maybe it's 29:56.780 --> 29:58.560 Maybe it's for real now 29:58.560 --> 30:00.000 When I 30:00.000 --> 30:00.860 Searched for 30:00.860 --> 30:01.460 TinyURL 30:01.460 --> 30:01.980 At some point 30:01.980 --> 30:02.760 And some link 30:02.760 --> 30:03.340 To some guy's 30:03.340 --> 30:04.180 Blog came up 30:04.180 --> 30:04.980 And he was 30:04.980 --> 30:05.280 Talking about 30:05.280 --> 30:05.960 TinyURL 30:05.960 --> 30:06.280 And how it 30:06.280 --> 30:06.680 Was cool 30:06.680 --> 30:07.100 And he said 30:07.100 --> 30:07.820 Oh by the way 30:07.820 --> 30:10.200 I think huge URL 30:10.200 --> 30:10.900 Would be a great idea 30:10.900 --> 30:11.520 And you can convert 30:11.520 --> 30:11.940 This 30:11.940 --> 30:12.920 And it was a very 30:12.920 --> 30:13.480 Tiny URL 30:13.480 --> 30:14.020 To like something 30:14.020 --> 30:14.520 That filled up 30:14.520 --> 30:15.180 The whole page 30:15.180 --> 30:15.540 But 30:15.540 --> 30:16.120 Yeah 30:16.120 --> 30:17.940 I haven't used 30:17.940 --> 30:18.420 In a while 30:18.420 --> 30:19.140 It's 30:19.140 --> 30:20.660 It gives you 30:20.660 --> 30:21.520 Literally like 30:21.520 --> 30:23.540 A 500 character 30:23.540 --> 30:23.900 URL 30:23.900 --> 30:24.600 It's amazing 30:24.600 --> 30:25.600 And it works 30:25.600 --> 30:26.280 Completely well 30:26.280 --> 30:26.960 You know 30:26.960 --> 30:27.580 You fire it in 30:27.580 --> 30:27.940 You put it 30:27.940 --> 30:28.620 Into a web browser 30:28.620 --> 30:30.200 Fires it right off 30:30.200 --> 30:31.140 And loads it up 30:31.140 --> 30:33.220 The one time 30:33.220 --> 30:33.820 I had an issue 30:33.820 --> 30:34.140 With it 30:34.140 --> 30:34.620 Is because 30:34.620 --> 30:35.360 One of my 30:35.360 --> 30:36.300 Networks 30:36.300 --> 30:36.560 That I was 30:36.560 --> 30:37.060 Going through 30:37.060 --> 30:37.780 Used a 30:37.780 --> 30:38.780 Transparent proxy 30:38.780 --> 30:41.420 And I would 30:41.420 --> 30:42.180 Feed it a huge 30:42.180 --> 30:42.500 URL 30:42.500 --> 30:42.940 And it would 30:42.940 --> 30:43.540 Chop off 30:43.540 --> 30:44.080 Part of it 30:44.080 --> 30:46.860 Oh that's not good 30:46.860 --> 30:47.480 Did you get 30:47.480 --> 30:48.120 A different page 30:48.120 --> 30:48.400 Or did you get 30:48.400 --> 30:48.960 An error message 30:48.960 --> 30:49.760 I got an error message 30:49.760 --> 30:50.960 And I couldn't 30:50.960 --> 30:51.380 Figure it out 30:51.380 --> 30:51.820 For a while 30:51.820 --> 30:52.240 And I was like 30:52.240 --> 30:52.540 What 30:52.540 --> 30:53.100 I was like 30:53.100 --> 30:53.920 Oh wait 30:53.920 --> 30:56.060 Just so everyone 30:56.060 --> 30:56.500 Knows 30:56.500 --> 30:57.280 Don't use 30:57.280 --> 30:58.020 RCN 30:58.020 --> 31:00.360 Yeah 31:00.360 --> 31:01.100 Good call there 31:01.100 --> 31:03.120 But what I think 31:03.120 --> 31:04.040 Huge URLs should do 31:04.040 --> 31:04.480 Is if 31:04.480 --> 31:05.840 Is if you go to 31:05.840 --> 31:06.480 A huge URL 31:06.480 --> 31:07.180 And it's wrong 31:07.180 --> 31:07.660 It should just 31:07.660 --> 31:08.360 Redirect you to 31:08.360 --> 31:09.040 A different 31:09.040 --> 31:09.860 Random 31:09.860 --> 31:10.740 Huge URL 31:10.740 --> 31:12.600 But 31:12.600 --> 31:14.000 On the same 31:14.000 --> 31:14.460 On the 31:14.460 --> 31:15.260 At the same 31:15.260 --> 31:16.300 In the same breath 31:16.300 --> 31:17.500 That it should not 31:17.500 --> 31:18.820 Just redirect you to 31:18.820 --> 31:19.460 A particular 31:19.460 --> 31:20.020 Random one 31:20.020 --> 31:20.680 Every time you go 31:20.680 --> 31:21.220 Back to it 31:21.220 --> 31:21.900 And mistype it 31:21.900 --> 31:22.520 It's a different 31:22.520 --> 31:23.140 Random one 31:23.140 --> 31:24.360 Just to really 31:24.360 --> 31:24.840 Freak you up 31:24.840 --> 31:27.180 Yeah why not 31:27.180 --> 31:30.440 Myself 31:30.440 --> 31:31.660 Myself 31:31.660 --> 31:32.060 Basically 31:32.060 --> 31:32.700 I've been in the 31:32.700 --> 31:33.300 Same boat as you 31:33.300 --> 31:33.820 Are for my 31:33.820 --> 31:34.560 Show and tell 31:34.560 --> 31:34.920 I've been 31:34.920 --> 31:35.780 Working like a 31:35.780 --> 31:36.080 Mofo 31:36.080 --> 31:37.520 I've been 31:37.520 --> 31:38.380 Printing out 31:38.380 --> 31:38.800 All kinds of 31:38.800 --> 31:39.400 Crazy things 31:39.400 --> 31:40.860 Actually I think 31:40.860 --> 31:41.360 I still have that 31:41.360 --> 31:42.020 Photo of my camera 31:42.020 --> 31:42.780 I printed out 31:42.780 --> 31:46.080 2,300 and some 31:46.080 --> 31:47.200 Odd documents 31:47.200 --> 31:47.860 On the printer 31:47.860 --> 31:49.180 At work 31:49.180 --> 31:50.060 And it 31:50.060 --> 31:50.960 It looked pretty 31:50.960 --> 31:51.520 Impressive once 31:51.520 --> 31:52.000 I was done 31:52.000 --> 31:52.340 It was 31:52.340 --> 31:53.200 You take this 31:53.200 --> 31:53.600 I took this 31:53.600 --> 31:54.160 Photo of this 31:54.160 --> 31:54.440 You know 31:54.440 --> 31:55.420 Just piled 31:55.420 --> 31:56.020 Like you know 31:56.020 --> 31:56.780 Two foot high 31:56.780 --> 31:57.780 Of pages 31:57.780 --> 31:59.140 Really 31:59.140 --> 31:59.560 Yeah 31:59.560 --> 32:01.980 Because you know 32:01.980 --> 32:02.780 Some people want 32:02.780 --> 32:03.520 Certain things in 32:03.520 --> 32:04.220 Dead tree format 32:04.220 --> 32:04.900 Despite my best 32:04.900 --> 32:05.260 Efforts 32:05.260 --> 32:07.960 Oh we want to 32:07.960 --> 32:08.680 Write with them 32:08.680 --> 32:09.340 On pen 32:09.340 --> 32:10.220 Well why do you 32:10.220 --> 32:10.820 Want to do that 32:10.820 --> 32:11.980 Well because 32:11.980 --> 32:12.380 You know 32:12.380 --> 32:13.000 We do 32:13.000 --> 32:16.860 I got to tell you 32:16.860 --> 32:17.400 The reason why 32:17.400 --> 32:18.400 I like paper 32:18.400 --> 32:19.120 For some things 32:19.120 --> 32:19.840 Is because if I 32:19.840 --> 32:20.620 Need to read like 32:20.620 --> 32:21.780 15 different things 32:21.780 --> 32:22.320 Simultaneously 32:22.320 --> 32:23.220 And compare stuff 32:23.220 --> 32:23.740 It's just 32:23.740 --> 32:24.460 You know 32:24.460 --> 32:25.340 It's just easier to do 32:25.340 --> 32:26.660 Like right in front of me 32:26.660 --> 32:27.680 Maybe if I had like 32:27.680 --> 32:29.000 A 15 monitor system 32:29.000 --> 32:30.260 It would be different 32:30.260 --> 32:31.880 But I don't 32:31.880 --> 32:32.620 What they're doing 32:32.620 --> 32:33.080 Is they're taking 32:33.080 --> 32:33.760 These pieces of paper 32:33.760 --> 32:34.500 They're going over 32:34.500 --> 32:35.140 They're comparing 32:35.140 --> 32:35.800 It to something 32:35.800 --> 32:37.640 And they're filling 32:37.640 --> 32:38.840 In some data points 32:38.840 --> 32:39.220 On it 32:39.220 --> 32:40.300 Because we 32:40.300 --> 32:41.720 The actual 32:41.720 --> 32:42.720 Electronic format 32:42.720 --> 32:43.300 That we get 32:43.300 --> 32:44.360 Does not have 32:44.360 --> 32:45.020 All the data points 32:45.020 --> 32:45.500 That we need 32:45.500 --> 32:46.240 So we go over 32:46.240 --> 32:46.740 And we consult 32:46.740 --> 32:48.280 The hard record 32:48.280 --> 32:49.400 Of this other area 32:49.400 --> 32:51.560 And they fill in 32:51.560 --> 32:52.420 All the blank spaces 32:52.420 --> 32:53.300 Now why couldn't 32:53.300 --> 32:53.700 They do this 32:53.700 --> 32:54.240 On a laptop 32:54.240 --> 32:55.080 Despite the fact 32:55.080 --> 32:55.700 That I showed them 32:55.700 --> 32:56.080 I could 32:56.080 --> 32:57.900 Lord only knows 32:57.900 --> 33:00.800 I don't know 33:00.800 --> 33:01.660 Yeah it's weird 33:01.660 --> 33:02.280 Whatever 33:02.280 --> 33:04.340 And I don't know 33:04.340 --> 33:05.480 You actually got me 33:05.480 --> 33:06.060 Started on this 33:06.060 --> 33:07.000 Again this evening 33:07.000 --> 33:07.580 While we were 33:07.580 --> 33:09.300 SMSing back and forth 33:09.300 --> 33:09.640 And I was 33:09.640 --> 33:10.820 Looking at cell phones 33:10.820 --> 33:11.740 I can't have yet 33:11.740 --> 33:14.400 Yeah trust me 33:14.400 --> 33:15.500 I know the feeling 33:15.500 --> 33:16.020 You know I 33:16.020 --> 33:18.240 Okay I buy a lot of cell phones 33:18.240 --> 33:19.340 That should be obvious 33:19.340 --> 33:20.140 From anybody who's seen 33:20.140 --> 33:20.740 So wait wait 33:20.740 --> 33:21.040 Did you 33:21.040 --> 33:21.540 Are you just 33:21.540 --> 33:22.200 Are you implying 33:22.200 --> 33:22.600 That you're thinking 33:22.600 --> 33:23.980 About buying another cell phone 33:23.980 --> 33:24.680 Wait wait wait 33:24.680 --> 33:25.200 Hold on 33:25.200 --> 33:25.740 Hear me out 33:25.740 --> 33:26.000 Okay 33:26.000 --> 33:26.620 Hear me out please 33:26.620 --> 33:28.400 I buy a lot of cell phones 33:28.400 --> 33:29.320 Anybody that saw 33:29.320 --> 33:32.040 My sidekick video 33:32.040 --> 33:32.640 In Hack TV 33:32.640 --> 33:35.700 Would recognize that 33:35.700 --> 33:36.320 I mean 33:36.320 --> 33:38.060 If I'm willing to do that 33:38.060 --> 33:38.840 To a sidekick too 33:38.840 --> 33:40.440 And smash it all up 33:40.440 --> 33:41.180 And go crazy 33:41.180 --> 33:42.140 Crazy core 33:42.140 --> 33:43.560 Yeah I'd probably 33:43.560 --> 33:45.120 Probably buy a lot of phones 33:45.120 --> 33:47.140 So I bought a few more phones 33:47.140 --> 33:47.580 Since then 33:47.580 --> 33:48.560 And I finally settled 33:48.560 --> 33:49.600 On the trio 33:49.600 --> 33:50.620 There was one other phone 33:50.620 --> 33:51.400 That I was looking at 33:51.400 --> 33:52.720 But it wasn't out yet 33:52.720 --> 33:53.620 And I really wanted 33:53.620 --> 33:54.400 To switch carriers 33:54.400 --> 33:56.460 And the specs that I had seen 33:56.460 --> 33:58.340 Were comparable 33:58.340 --> 33:59.040 But it looked like 33:59.040 --> 34:00.280 The trio was a little bit better 34:00.280 --> 34:01.840 So I got the trio 34:01.840 --> 34:03.860 The trio's got some problems 34:03.860 --> 34:04.920 And I knew it had some problems 34:04.920 --> 34:06.260 And I expected it to have some problems 34:06.260 --> 34:07.000 Whatever 34:07.000 --> 34:09.180 I can deal with them 34:09.180 --> 34:09.740 For the most part 34:09.740 --> 34:10.580 But I have a friend 34:10.580 --> 34:11.600 Who got this other phone 34:11.600 --> 34:12.280 That I was looking at 34:12.280 --> 34:13.060 He's got Sprint 34:13.060 --> 34:14.980 And he got the PPC 6700 34:14.980 --> 34:16.740 Which is also the same 34:16.740 --> 34:18.680 As the Verizon XD 6700 34:18.680 --> 34:19.760 Although I think Verizon 34:19.760 --> 34:20.380 Is disabled 34:20.380 --> 34:21.640 There's several other features 34:21.640 --> 34:22.060 On it 34:22.060 --> 34:22.840 That Sprint 34:22.840 --> 34:23.520 Is disabled 34:23.520 --> 34:25.520 Yeah like all the normal features 34:25.520 --> 34:26.220 That you would expect 34:26.220 --> 34:26.920 From a cell phone 34:26.920 --> 34:27.840 Yes they have 34:27.840 --> 34:29.120 Yeah yeah I'm sure 34:29.120 --> 34:32.020 Why they do that 34:32.020 --> 34:33.840 Who knows 34:33.840 --> 34:35.040 I guess because Verizon 34:35.040 --> 34:36.400 Is the only cell phone company 34:36.400 --> 34:37.060 That actually has 34:37.060 --> 34:37.980 Any kind of service 34:37.980 --> 34:39.780 They can do 34:39.780 --> 34:40.420 Whatever they want 34:40.420 --> 34:41.380 Whereas everybody else 34:41.380 --> 34:41.800 Yeah you can get 34:41.800 --> 34:42.460 Any phone you want 34:42.460 --> 34:43.580 But it just never works 34:43.580 --> 34:43.940 Anywhere 34:43.940 --> 34:45.900 So 34:45.900 --> 34:47.260 Anyway 34:47.260 --> 34:48.880 So I saw this thing 34:48.880 --> 34:50.080 My buddy showed it to me 34:50.080 --> 34:51.860 And the screen is better 34:51.860 --> 34:52.960 It's faster 34:52.960 --> 34:54.540 It has more memory free 34:54.540 --> 34:56.080 Just pretty much 34:56.080 --> 34:56.760 Everything about it 34:56.760 --> 34:57.120 Is better 34:57.120 --> 34:59.400 And I'm pretty upset about it 34:59.400 --> 34:59.940 So I think I'm going to 34:59.940 --> 35:00.560 Yell at Verizon 35:00.560 --> 35:00.920 And say 35:00.920 --> 35:01.540 You know I've had 35:01.540 --> 35:02.100 So many problems 35:02.100 --> 35:02.560 With the Trio 35:02.560 --> 35:03.180 I want to switch 35:03.180 --> 35:03.840 To this other phone 35:03.840 --> 35:04.800 It's a cheaper phone 35:04.800 --> 35:05.600 So 35:05.600 --> 35:06.780 They'd probably let me 35:06.780 --> 35:07.880 Maybe they would let me do it 35:07.880 --> 35:08.220 I don't know 35:08.220 --> 35:09.000 But if they did 35:09.000 --> 35:09.660 I would definitely 35:09.660 --> 35:10.320 Love to switch 35:10.320 --> 35:10.740 But 35:10.740 --> 35:12.420 That said 35:12.420 --> 35:13.720 I will not buy 35:13.720 --> 35:14.440 Another cell phone 35:14.440 --> 35:15.280 For quite some time 35:15.280 --> 35:18.400 Didn't you say this 35:18.400 --> 35:19.320 Like last time 35:19.320 --> 35:21.340 Yeah 35:21.340 --> 35:22.160 Things have changed though 35:22.160 --> 35:22.940 Like the Trio 35:22.940 --> 35:23.680 Has problems 35:23.680 --> 35:24.280 But it 35:24.280 --> 35:25.500 It does enough 35:25.500 --> 35:26.540 Of what I need it to do 35:26.540 --> 35:28.380 That I can deal with it 35:28.380 --> 35:29.940 So 35:29.940 --> 35:31.080 That's 35:31.080 --> 35:31.860 That's fine by me 35:31.860 --> 35:32.440 My other phones 35:32.440 --> 35:32.980 I was always like 35:32.980 --> 35:34.380 Yeah I get to develop on them 35:34.380 --> 35:36.520 And do all these things 35:36.520 --> 35:36.820 But 35:36.820 --> 35:38.020 Developing on anything 35:38.020 --> 35:38.900 That's not Windows Mobile 35:38.900 --> 35:39.300 Is just 35:39.300 --> 35:40.120 A hassle 35:40.120 --> 35:41.700 Windows Mobile 35:41.700 --> 35:42.580 Is so dumb and easy 35:42.580 --> 35:43.800 I really like it 35:43.800 --> 35:44.560 It's got its problems 35:44.560 --> 35:44.880 But 35:44.880 --> 35:47.280 If I need to write an application 35:47.280 --> 35:48.540 It's very accessible 35:48.540 --> 35:48.920 I just 35:48.920 --> 35:50.080 Go online 35:50.080 --> 35:50.980 Find a million examples 35:50.980 --> 35:51.360 For 35:51.360 --> 35:52.760 Pretty much anything 35:52.760 --> 35:53.260 I want to do 35:53.260 --> 35:53.760 And it's done 35:53.760 --> 35:54.480 The only thing 35:54.480 --> 35:54.960 That's tricky 35:54.960 --> 35:55.900 Is 35:55.900 --> 35:57.720 Accessing the audio hardware 35:57.720 --> 35:59.220 Like playing and recording sounds 35:59.220 --> 36:00.500 If anybody 36:00.500 --> 36:01.500 Knows how to do that 36:01.500 --> 36:02.240 On Windows Mobile 36:02.240 --> 36:03.540 Feel free 36:03.540 --> 36:04.400 To email me 36:04.400 --> 36:04.900 Because I've been 36:04.900 --> 36:05.600 Looking around for it 36:05.600 --> 36:06.420 And I've seen some examples 36:06.420 --> 36:07.220 But they're all 36:07.220 --> 36:08.320 Completely terrible 36:08.320 --> 36:09.280 So 36:09.280 --> 36:10.400 It's one thing 36:10.400 --> 36:11.080 I would like to do 36:11.080 --> 36:12.460 And what is your email address 36:12.460 --> 36:13.740 Since people want to email you 36:13.740 --> 36:15.860 ntheory at binrev.com 36:15.860 --> 36:16.980 It's 36:16.980 --> 36:17.620 Bob Dole 36:17.620 --> 36:17.940 At 36:17.940 --> 36:19.400 Ilikepizza.com 36:19.400 --> 36:21.080 No 36:21.080 --> 36:21.440 It's 36:21.440 --> 36:22.340 Yeah 36:22.340 --> 36:23.800 ntheory at binrev.com 36:23.800 --> 36:24.020 Or 36:24.020 --> 36:24.780 Intheoryat 36:24.780 --> 36:26.340 BellsMine.net 36:26.340 --> 36:27.000 Either one will work 36:27.000 --> 36:28.160 I think they actually 36:28.160 --> 36:29.240 Go to the same place 36:29.240 --> 36:30.080 If I have to guess 36:30.080 --> 36:31.560 But 36:31.560 --> 36:32.380 In any case 36:32.380 --> 36:33.620 Either one of those will work 36:33.620 --> 36:33.780 And 36:33.780 --> 36:35.240 If anybody wants to email me 36:35.240 --> 36:35.980 And talk about 36:35.980 --> 36:36.900 Windows Mobile programming 36:36.900 --> 36:38.120 Please do 36:38.120 --> 36:38.580 Because 36:38.580 --> 36:39.900 You know 36:39.900 --> 36:40.260 I've got 36:40.260 --> 36:40.900 I've got pretty much 36:40.900 --> 36:41.380 Everything down 36:41.380 --> 36:42.120 That I want to do 36:42.120 --> 36:43.360 Except for the audio stuff 36:43.360 --> 36:44.040 Dude 36:44.040 --> 36:45.080 I email you all the time 36:45.080 --> 36:46.660 I emailed you a lot 36:46.660 --> 36:47.460 I've called you 36:47.460 --> 36:48.620 And you don't get back to me 36:48.620 --> 36:49.580 I felt unloved 36:49.580 --> 36:50.300 No 36:50.300 --> 36:51.100 Yeah 36:51.100 --> 36:51.600 Dude 36:51.600 --> 36:52.060 Yes 36:52.060 --> 36:52.380 I like 36:52.380 --> 36:53.100 I left you a message 36:53.100 --> 36:54.020 And you didn't call me back 36:54.020 --> 36:54.420 And I was like 36:54.420 --> 36:55.160 Oh man 36:55.160 --> 36:55.620 And finally 36:55.620 --> 36:56.600 Like Natus tells me 36:56.600 --> 36:57.140 Oh dude 36:57.140 --> 36:57.680 SMSM 36:57.680 --> 36:58.220 That's the only way 36:58.220 --> 36:59.160 You get through to him 36:59.160 --> 36:59.840 Yeah 36:59.840 --> 37:03.040 Funny thing about my voicemail 37:03.040 --> 37:03.520 Is that 37:03.520 --> 37:05.100 I don't like voicemail 37:05.100 --> 37:05.780 Whatsoever 37:05.780 --> 37:06.560 I really 37:06.560 --> 37:07.820 Really can't 37:07.820 --> 37:09.160 And let me tell you why 37:09.160 --> 37:10.900 I don't like 37:10.900 --> 37:12.440 Calling out my voicemail 37:12.440 --> 37:13.180 And going through it 37:13.180 --> 37:14.620 In the sequential manner 37:14.620 --> 37:15.780 That voicemail systems 37:15.780 --> 37:16.420 Force you to do 37:16.420 --> 37:17.300 If I had a screen 37:17.300 --> 37:18.060 That said 37:18.060 --> 37:18.900 You know 37:18.900 --> 37:20.140 Voicemails 1 through 10 37:20.140 --> 37:20.940 And I could click on them 37:20.940 --> 37:21.460 And play them 37:21.460 --> 37:22.240 And fast forward them 37:22.240 --> 37:23.020 And do all that stuff 37:23.020 --> 37:24.120 Like on my laptop 37:24.120 --> 37:26.120 I would probably use it 37:26.120 --> 37:26.400 But 37:26.400 --> 37:27.820 Voicemail on my phone 37:27.820 --> 37:28.720 I have to sit there 37:28.720 --> 37:29.880 And listen to people 37:29.880 --> 37:30.580 Tell me stuff 37:30.580 --> 37:31.160 That they've probably 37:31.160 --> 37:31.860 Already told me 37:31.860 --> 37:32.800 Because it's been so long 37:32.800 --> 37:33.960 Since I've checked my voicemail 37:33.960 --> 37:35.440 It's just very frustrating 37:35.440 --> 37:36.220 It's nothing personal 37:36.220 --> 37:37.020 Against anybody 37:37.020 --> 37:38.180 Like in particular 37:38.180 --> 37:39.340 It's just that 37:39.340 --> 37:41.280 I get a lot of voicemail 37:41.280 --> 37:41.660 That's 37:41.660 --> 37:43.400 That's not necessary 37:43.400 --> 37:43.700 Like 37:43.700 --> 37:44.380 Hey 37:44.380 --> 37:46.040 I'm calling to say hi 37:46.040 --> 37:47.500 I guess you're not around 37:47.500 --> 37:48.000 Well 37:48.000 --> 37:49.120 It's pretty obvious 37:49.120 --> 37:49.640 I'm not around 37:49.640 --> 37:50.700 Because you're talking 37:50.700 --> 37:51.260 About voicemail 37:51.260 --> 37:52.960 You know 37:52.960 --> 37:54.240 I'll give you a call later 37:54.240 --> 37:54.700 It's like 37:54.700 --> 37:56.100 Just going to give me a call later 37:56.100 --> 37:57.520 Then just give me a call later 37:57.520 --> 37:58.080 But 37:58.080 --> 37:58.720 Yes 37:58.720 --> 37:59.760 Text messaging is the way 37:59.760 --> 38:00.460 To get in touch with me 38:00.460 --> 38:00.780 So 38:00.780 --> 38:01.980 Any of you out there 38:01.980 --> 38:02.920 Have my phone number 38:02.920 --> 38:03.820 If you want to get in touch with me 38:03.820 --> 38:04.740 And you left me voicemail 38:04.740 --> 38:05.720 And I never got back to you 38:05.720 --> 38:06.180 It's because 38:06.180 --> 38:07.320 I dial up my voicemail 38:07.320 --> 38:08.180 Probably once a week 38:08.180 --> 38:09.640 And I hit 7 38:09.640 --> 38:10.580 Until the lady says 38:10.580 --> 38:11.580 That's an invalid choice 38:11.580 --> 38:12.380 Because you can't delete 38:12.380 --> 38:13.020 Any more messages 38:13.020 --> 38:13.900 Because they're all gone 38:13.900 --> 38:17.500 And for those of you 38:17.500 --> 38:17.980 Who don't have 38:17.980 --> 38:18.980 A Not Theory cell phone 38:18.980 --> 38:19.940 It's a 900 38:19.940 --> 38:21.320 4N Theory 38:21.320 --> 38:22.840 Ah yes 38:22.840 --> 38:23.900 Isn't that too long 38:23.900 --> 38:25.380 4 38:25.380 --> 38:25.740 I think 38:25.740 --> 38:26.300 N 38:26.300 --> 38:27.440 N-T-H 38:27.440 --> 38:28.500 No 38:28.500 --> 38:29.800 I think it fits right in 38:29.800 --> 38:30.240 Because that's why 38:30.240 --> 38:31.260 We tossed the 4 in there 38:31.260 --> 38:32.140 Because N Theory 38:32.140 --> 38:32.500 Is 38:32.500 --> 38:34.180 Is it long enough 38:34.180 --> 38:35.480 No 38:35.480 --> 38:36.460 N-T-H 38:36.460 --> 38:38.120 O-R-Y 38:38.120 --> 38:39.300 Am I crazy 38:39.300 --> 38:40.240 No I'm crazy 38:40.240 --> 38:40.920 Damn 38:40.920 --> 38:42.100 You're right 38:42.100 --> 38:42.560 I'm wrong 38:42.560 --> 38:43.200 I've been defeated 38:43.200 --> 38:44.000 Yeah 38:44.000 --> 38:46.040 On the next 38:46.040 --> 38:47.540 Iron Phone Freak 38:47.540 --> 38:48.160 Oh wait 38:48.160 --> 38:48.520 Wait wait 38:48.520 --> 38:49.220 No I take that back 38:49.220 --> 38:49.680 I was right 38:49.680 --> 38:53.720 No 38:53.720 --> 38:55.000 No take backs 38:55.000 --> 38:55.620 No take backs 38:55.620 --> 38:55.660 No 38:55.660 --> 38:57.000 N-T-H 38:57.000 --> 38:58.000 E-O 38:58.000 --> 38:58.460 R-Y 38:58.460 --> 38:59.200 It's 7 right 38:59.200 --> 38:59.780 7 38:59.780 --> 39:00.740 Really 39:00.740 --> 39:01.220 Whatever 39:01.220 --> 39:02.360 Yeah 39:02.360 --> 39:05.140 On the next 39:05.140 --> 39:06.680 Funston Phone Freak 39:06.680 --> 39:08.580 Dude this is still 39:08.580 --> 39:09.320 Getting edited out 39:09.320 --> 39:09.800 Right here 39:09.800 --> 39:10.220 Yeah 39:10.220 --> 39:14.640 Anyway 39:14.640 --> 39:15.740 Anyway 39:15.740 --> 39:16.160 So 39:16.160 --> 39:16.920 See I don't 39:16.920 --> 39:18.200 You're not on enough 39:18.200 --> 39:18.360 Man 39:18.360 --> 39:18.700 We don't have 39:18.700 --> 39:19.400 These fun episodes 39:19.400 --> 39:19.740 Anymore 39:19.740 --> 39:20.080 We just 39:20.080 --> 39:20.520 You know 39:20.520 --> 39:21.120 Bullshit 39:21.120 --> 39:21.480 For like 39:21.480 --> 39:21.840 Forever 39:21.840 --> 39:22.360 And I'm sure 39:22.360 --> 39:22.980 People hate it 39:22.980 --> 39:23.560 But oh well 39:23.560 --> 39:24.420 Ah well 39:24.420 --> 39:24.800 You know 39:24.800 --> 39:25.780 I've gotten a couple 39:25.780 --> 39:26.120 Of emails 39:26.120 --> 39:26.860 That have 39:26.860 --> 39:28.000 Said the episodes 39:28.000 --> 39:28.440 Have been fun 39:28.440 --> 39:28.920 So that's always 39:28.920 --> 39:29.360 Good to hear 39:29.360 --> 39:29.700 So 39:29.700 --> 39:30.920 It is always 39:30.920 --> 39:31.440 A fun episode 39:31.440 --> 39:31.780 But not 39:31.780 --> 39:32.020 Theory 39:32.020 --> 39:33.060 You know 39:33.060 --> 39:33.460 I try 39:33.460 --> 39:33.960 I try to 39:33.960 --> 39:34.280 I try to 39:34.280 --> 39:34.580 Keep it 39:34.580 --> 39:34.980 Lighthearted 39:34.980 --> 39:36.360 And interesting 39:36.360 --> 39:37.180 Yes 39:37.180 --> 39:37.760 We talk about 39:37.760 --> 39:38.280 Cell phones 39:38.280 --> 39:38.660 And how 39:38.660 --> 39:39.280 The Trio 39:39.280 --> 39:40.060 So wait 39:40.060 --> 39:40.520 So you say 39:40.520 --> 39:41.180 Just 39:41.180 --> 39:41.640 Okay 39:41.640 --> 39:42.480 Just quickly 39:42.480 --> 39:43.020 Wrap it up here 39:43.020 --> 39:43.240 John 39:43.240 --> 39:43.780 Trio has 39:43.780 --> 39:44.380 Problems 39:44.380 --> 39:44.980 So I mean 39:44.980 --> 39:46.080 You didn't 39:46.080 --> 39:46.100 You didn't 39:46.100 --> 39:46.460 Really come 39:46.460 --> 39:46.680 Out with 39:46.680 --> 39:47.040 A verdict 39:47.040 --> 39:47.400 The last 39:47.400 --> 39:47.700 Time we 39:47.700 --> 39:48.100 Talked 39:48.100 --> 39:49.000 Okay 39:49.000 --> 39:49.860 Trio 39:49.860 --> 39:50.580 Has problems 39:50.580 --> 39:52.700 The form 39:52.700 --> 39:52.980 Factor 39:52.980 --> 39:53.320 Is very 39:53.320 --> 39:53.600 Good 39:53.600 --> 39:54.800 I have to 39:54.800 --> 39:55.000 Give it 39:55.000 --> 39:55.160 That 39:55.160 --> 39:55.580 It's better 39:55.580 --> 39:55.860 Than the 39:55.860 --> 39:56.160 PPC 39:56.160 --> 39:56.800 6700 39:56.800 --> 39:57.480 I've used 39:57.480 --> 39:58.360 That phone 39:58.360 --> 39:59.220 And sliding 39:59.220 --> 39:59.740 Off the keyboard 39:59.740 --> 40:00.200 And using 40:00.200 --> 40:01.000 The bigger 40:01.000 --> 40:01.640 You know 40:01.640 --> 40:01.920 The bigger 40:01.920 --> 40:02.240 Keys 40:02.240 --> 40:03.060 Is a little 40:03.060 --> 40:03.440 Bit weird 40:03.440 --> 40:04.560 So I'd 40:04.560 --> 40:04.800 Say 40:04.800 --> 40:05.440 Trio 40:05.440 --> 40:05.760 Has better 40:05.760 --> 40:06.020 Form 40:06.020 --> 40:06.380 Factor 40:06.380 --> 40:06.880 PPC 40:06.880 --> 40:07.600 6700 40:07.600 --> 40:08.260 Has better 40:08.260 --> 40:09.060 Everything 40:09.060 --> 40:09.540 Other than 40:09.540 --> 40:10.040 The fact 40:10.040 --> 40:10.500 That you 40:10.500 --> 40:11.520 Can't 40:11.520 --> 40:12.160 Dial a phone 40:12.160 --> 40:12.320 Number 40:12.320 --> 40:12.820 Without touching 40:12.820 --> 40:13.280 The screen 40:13.280 --> 40:14.800 On the 40:14.800 --> 40:15.120 PPC 40:15.120 --> 40:16.020 6700 40:16.020 --> 40:18.240 Does the 40:18.240 --> 40:18.720 PPC 40:18.720 --> 40:19.300 6700 40:19.300 --> 40:19.860 Have a 40:19.860 --> 40:20.660 Well since 40:20.660 --> 40:20.980 They're talking 40:20.980 --> 40:21.340 About touching 40:21.340 --> 40:21.640 The screen 40:21.640 --> 40:21.960 I assume 40:21.960 --> 40:22.140 It has 40:22.140 --> 40:22.560 Some type 40:22.560 --> 40:22.980 Of stylus 40:22.980 --> 40:23.360 And everything 40:23.360 --> 40:24.540 Yeah 40:24.540 --> 40:25.360 The whole 40:25.360 --> 40:25.760 Thing is a 40:25.760 --> 40:26.180 Touch screen 40:26.180 --> 40:26.580 And it has 40:26.580 --> 40:27.100 No buttons 40:27.100 --> 40:27.380 Other than 40:27.380 --> 40:27.740 The keyboard 40:27.740 --> 40:28.160 That's why 40:28.160 --> 40:28.440 If you want 40:28.440 --> 40:28.700 To dial 40:28.700 --> 40:29.020 A number 40:29.020 --> 40:29.680 You gotta 40:29.680 --> 40:30.460 Punch on 40:30.460 --> 40:30.780 The screen 40:30.780 --> 40:31.620 I don't 40:31.620 --> 40:31.980 Really like 40:31.980 --> 40:32.160 That 40:32.160 --> 40:32.500 I like 40:32.500 --> 40:33.120 Actual 40:33.120 --> 40:33.660 Real buttons 40:33.660 --> 40:34.040 For that 40:34.040 --> 40:34.920 I don't 40:34.920 --> 40:35.400 Know why 40:35.400 --> 40:37.920 That's 40:37.920 --> 40:38.340 One of 40:38.340 --> 40:38.600 The two 40:38.600 --> 40:38.980 Phones 40:38.980 --> 40:39.420 That I'm 40:39.420 --> 40:39.740 Thinking about 40:39.740 --> 40:39.920 Getting 40:39.920 --> 40:40.160 However 40:40.160 --> 40:41.000 With the 40:41.000 --> 40:42.100 Verizon phone 40:42.100 --> 40:43.260 How much 40:43.260 --> 40:43.860 I mean 40:43.860 --> 40:45.400 You gotta 40:45.400 --> 40:45.960 Buy like 40:45.960 --> 40:46.320 A $30 40:46.320 --> 40:47.140 Voice plan 40:47.140 --> 40:47.720 Then on top 40:47.720 --> 40:47.960 Of that 40:47.960 --> 40:48.280 It's a 40:48.280 --> 40:48.820 $45 40:48.820 --> 40:50.260 Data plan 40:50.260 --> 40:50.760 For unlimited 40:50.760 --> 40:51.160 Data 40:51.160 --> 40:52.160 Yeah 40:52.160 --> 40:52.500 Yeah 40:52.500 --> 40:52.760 Yeah 40:52.760 --> 40:53.720 It's crazy 40:53.720 --> 40:55.020 Yeah 40:55.020 --> 40:55.480 You wouldn't 40:55.480 --> 40:56.360 Believe how much 40:56.360 --> 40:56.940 My Verizon 40:56.940 --> 40:57.940 Is every month 40:57.940 --> 40:58.440 But 40:58.440 --> 40:59.360 The difference 40:59.360 --> 40:59.680 Is 40:59.680 --> 41:00.180 When I had 41:00.180 --> 41:00.580 Singular 41:00.580 --> 41:01.880 Or T-Mobile 41:01.880 --> 41:02.740 Or 41:02.740 --> 41:03.480 Nextel 41:03.480 --> 41:04.140 Or 41:04.140 --> 41:04.760 Sprint 41:04.760 --> 41:05.240 I've actually 41:05.240 --> 41:05.860 Yeah 41:05.860 --> 41:06.160 I've had 41:06.160 --> 41:06.520 Sprint 41:06.520 --> 41:07.080 Nextel 41:07.080 --> 41:07.900 T-Mobile 41:07.900 --> 41:08.620 Singular 41:08.620 --> 41:09.300 I think 41:09.300 --> 41:09.600 That's 41:09.600 --> 41:09.820 It 41:09.820 --> 41:12.320 Is there 41:12.320 --> 41:12.600 Anybody 41:12.600 --> 41:13.000 Else 41:13.000 --> 41:13.380 Other than 41:13.380 --> 41:13.780 Verizon 41:13.780 --> 41:16.600 I don't 41:16.600 --> 41:17.120 Think so 41:17.120 --> 41:17.620 In the 41:17.620 --> 41:18.100 Northeast 41:18.100 --> 41:19.760 No 41:19.760 --> 41:20.700 I mean 41:20.700 --> 41:21.100 Yeah 41:21.100 --> 41:21.740 Not around 41:21.740 --> 41:21.980 Here 41:21.980 --> 41:22.180 Any 41:22.180 --> 41:22.580 National 41:22.580 --> 41:23.060 Providers 41:23.060 --> 41:23.980 Yeah 41:23.980 --> 41:24.320 There used 41:24.320 --> 41:24.480 To be 41:24.480 --> 41:24.920 AT&T 41:24.920 --> 41:25.220 But now 41:25.220 --> 41:25.420 That's 41:25.420 --> 41:25.740 Singular 41:25.740 --> 41:26.060 So 41:26.060 --> 41:26.380 Yeah 41:26.380 --> 41:27.480 Okay 41:27.480 --> 41:27.980 So I 41:27.980 --> 41:28.480 Can confidently 41:28.480 --> 41:28.900 Say in the 41:28.900 --> 41:29.200 Northeast 41:29.200 --> 41:29.680 I've had 41:29.680 --> 41:30.800 Every single 41:30.800 --> 41:31.340 Phone provider 41:31.340 --> 41:31.640 You can 41:31.640 --> 41:31.960 Have 41:31.960 --> 41:32.720 And 41:32.720 --> 41:33.520 I started 41:33.520 --> 41:33.740 Out with 41:33.740 --> 41:34.020 Sprint 41:34.020 --> 41:34.300 Sprint 41:34.300 --> 41:34.580 Was pretty 41:34.580 --> 41:34.840 Good 41:34.840 --> 41:36.260 But they 41:36.260 --> 41:36.780 Pissed me 41:36.780 --> 41:37.000 Off 41:37.000 --> 41:37.280 And that's 41:37.280 --> 41:37.720 Another long 41:37.720 --> 41:38.040 Story 41:38.040 --> 41:38.620 And there 41:38.620 --> 41:38.820 Was a 41:38.820 --> 41:39.080 Screaming 41:39.080 --> 41:39.460 Match 41:39.460 --> 41:41.160 And anyway 41:41.160 --> 41:41.920 In any case 41:41.920 --> 41:42.440 Then I went 41:42.440 --> 41:42.980 To Nextel 41:42.980 --> 41:43.600 Nextel 41:43.600 --> 41:44.040 Wasn't so 41:44.040 --> 41:44.240 Good 41:44.240 --> 41:44.500 Then I 41:44.500 --> 41:44.700 Went to 41:44.700 --> 41:45.100 T-Mobile 41:45.100 --> 41:45.580 T-Mobile 41:45.580 --> 41:46.020 Wasn't so 41:46.020 --> 41:46.220 Good 41:46.220 --> 41:46.420 Then I 41:46.420 --> 41:46.640 Went to 41:46.640 --> 41:46.920 Singular 41:46.920 --> 41:47.260 For like 41:47.260 --> 41:47.760 A day 41:47.760 --> 41:50.020 And decided 41:50.020 --> 41:50.420 That that 41:50.420 --> 41:51.240 Was equally 41:51.240 --> 41:51.720 As bad 41:51.720 --> 41:52.040 And then 41:52.040 --> 41:52.320 Finally 41:52.320 --> 41:52.640 I was like 41:52.640 --> 41:53.040 I want my 41:53.040 --> 41:53.500 Phone to work 41:53.500 --> 41:53.800 Everywhere 41:53.800 --> 41:54.360 Everyone tells 41:54.360 --> 41:54.820 Me Verizon 41:54.820 --> 41:55.440 Works everywhere 41:55.440 --> 41:57.140 And my 41:57.140 --> 41:58.560 Phone is so 41:58.560 --> 41:58.940 Reliable 41:58.940 --> 41:59.380 Now it's 41:59.380 --> 41:59.900 Like having a 41:59.900 --> 42:00.400 Landline with 42:00.400 --> 42:00.840 Me pretty 42:00.840 --> 42:01.160 Much all 42:01.160 --> 42:01.520 The time 42:01.520 --> 42:03.200 There were 42:03.200 --> 42:03.600 Plenty of 42:03.600 --> 42:04.160 Places when I 42:04.160 --> 42:04.560 Was when I 42:04.560 --> 42:04.900 Had any 42:04.900 --> 42:05.340 Other carrier 42:05.340 --> 42:05.660 I'd be like 42:05.660 --> 42:05.960 Oh there's 42:05.960 --> 42:06.360 No way I 42:06.360 --> 42:06.700 Can call 42:06.700 --> 42:07.200 Somebody from 42:07.200 --> 42:07.380 Here 42:07.380 --> 42:08.360 But with 42:08.360 --> 42:09.580 Verizon it's 42:09.580 --> 42:10.280 So rare 42:10.280 --> 42:11.640 That I 42:11.640 --> 42:11.840 Don't even 42:11.840 --> 42:12.180 Think about 42:12.180 --> 42:12.520 It anymore 42:12.520 --> 42:12.860 If my 42:12.860 --> 42:13.200 Cell phone 42:13.200 --> 42:13.860 Doesn't work 42:13.860 --> 42:15.120 It really 42:15.120 --> 42:15.580 Throws me 42:15.580 --> 42:15.860 Off 42:15.860 --> 42:16.600 Whereas before 42:16.600 --> 42:16.840 If my 42:16.840 --> 42:17.140 Cell phone 42:17.140 --> 42:17.560 Didn't work 42:17.560 --> 42:17.960 It was just 42:17.960 --> 42:18.520 Part of the 42:18.520 --> 42:18.740 Course 42:18.740 --> 42:19.080 So like 42:19.080 --> 42:19.340 Whatever 42:19.340 --> 42:19.680 It's a 42:19.680 --> 42:20.000 Cell phone 42:20.000 --> 42:20.280 It never 42:20.280 --> 42:20.620 Works 42:20.620 --> 42:23.240 So Verizon 42:23.240 --> 42:23.640 Is lead 42:23.640 --> 42:25.240 But you 42:25.240 --> 42:25.720 Pay 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Here's all the inputs you can give to it. And this is actually how everything happens. And that's very handy. So, I mean, basically, they kind of touted the book that, you know, it's Pragmatical PHP or Pragmatical Ruby on Rails or whatever the heck they call it. 01:03:30.540 --> 01:03:47.260 And it's – they do this, you know, it's a free framework. They do this free video demo, a bunch of free tutorials. But, you know, I'm willing to have to shell out $35 for a book. And I – is it cheap? I know they have a PDF, and I don't remember how cheaper it is. 01:03:47.380 --> 01:03:51.280 You know, I think the PDF is like $20, and then the book is like $35. 01:03:51.280 --> 01:04:04.140 Yeah. So, I mean, I really don't want to pay to have, like, you know, a page basically, you know, read a manual for a framework. I want to have something – if you're going to develop something free, put it in. 01:04:04.340 --> 01:04:09.460 You know, just invest some time. Documentation isn't fun, but, hell, you've got to do it if you have a job. 01:04:09.460 --> 01:04:21.060 Right. But the book, they don't try to say it's like documentation. They try to say it's a tutorial, and it's a tutorial that shows you how to build a big application. 01:04:21.240 --> 01:04:26.660 So, it's not really documentation like you would expect. So, that's how they justify getting people to pay for it. 01:04:27.840 --> 01:04:29.700 Hey, if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck. 01:04:31.040 --> 01:04:31.680 Yeah, well. 01:04:32.940 --> 01:04:33.300 Anyway. 01:04:35.360 --> 01:04:35.900 Let's see. 01:04:35.900 --> 01:04:38.880 I'm trying to play devil's advocate here, man. Add some variety. 01:04:39.940 --> 01:04:41.140 Eh, I guess. I don't know. 01:04:41.580 --> 01:04:49.780 I personally – I think we'll just try to wrap it up toward the end with the various reasons why we kind of gave up on Rails. 01:04:53.340 --> 01:04:59.460 Also, getting back to – I mean, coming back kind of to the, oh, it doesn't check foreign key constraints and all that kind of stuff. 01:04:59.460 --> 01:05:12.700 It doesn't actually – it knows which column, like, you know, say it's a varchar of 40 characters or it's an 11-bit integer, but it doesn't actually do anything with this information. 01:05:12.700 --> 01:05:24.440 Like, for example, if I have a character that's – a character field that's 40 characters long, and I tell it, okay, pop this 80, you know, character string in there. 01:05:24.780 --> 01:05:28.980 Like, for example, if I tried to do this in Microsoft SQL Server, it would yell at me. 01:05:28.980 --> 01:05:34.940 Like, if I do this in MySQL – I actually haven't tested this on Postgres. 01:05:35.100 --> 01:05:36.420 Perhaps this actually works on it. 01:05:37.520 --> 01:05:42.220 It just pops it right in there, and it trims it, or truncates, I believe is the proper term. 01:05:42.540 --> 01:05:43.400 Not good. 01:05:43.680 --> 01:05:44.460 It's the worst thing we can do. 01:05:44.460 --> 01:05:45.020 Yes, no. 01:05:45.920 --> 01:05:46.940 Very bad. 01:05:48.640 --> 01:05:49.500 So – 01:05:49.500 --> 01:05:50.780 Postgres will not do that. 01:05:51.420 --> 01:05:52.440 Postgres will not do that? 01:05:52.620 --> 01:05:58.480 I believe in certain constraints MySQL won't do that either, but with Ruby on Rails, apparently it does. 01:06:02.300 --> 01:06:09.460 And also getting back to the lack of documentation, Ruby on Rails has all these wonderful little rules that you're supposed to do. 01:06:09.460 --> 01:06:24.420 And if you sit down and start looking at certain things and the rules start to become apparent for you, but there's no giant – I guess you could call it, like, you know, laundry list of the rules and what you're supposed to do. 01:06:24.660 --> 01:06:35.800 And, like, you know, say, you know, you're supposed to always name your tables in the plural form of, you know, models are always named singular, controllers are plural, at least in some cases. 01:06:35.800 --> 01:06:44.380 And there's – this is very annoying for someone like myself who comes along and says, oh, Ruby on Rails, this looks pretty cool. 01:06:44.760 --> 01:06:51.040 And I try to start playing with it, and I just fall flat on my face trying to figure out all these stupid rules that no one has documented anywhere. 01:06:52.800 --> 01:06:55.560 It was very annoying. 01:06:55.560 --> 01:07:06.400 And, like I said, like, if you start and you sit down and you start pulling apart other people's code and you start, like, looking for certain things, you say, oh, look at that. 01:07:06.480 --> 01:07:08.800 All of the table names are named in the plural. 01:07:09.960 --> 01:07:12.100 So I guess that kind of means something magical. 01:07:14.120 --> 01:07:16.020 But it's just, oh, God. 01:07:16.020 --> 01:07:35.300 And also with, like, you know, certain configurations for a particular Rails package, you can – there's, like, four or five different ways of actually, you know, telling it to, you know, use your configuration environment. 01:07:36.560 --> 01:07:39.960 And they have actually documented this. 01:07:40.000 --> 01:07:41.640 You can actually Google certain portions of this. 01:07:41.640 --> 01:07:52.040 And it's a bit of a – if you're just getting to starting on Ruby on Rails, you know, don't – this really won't be much of an issue. 01:07:52.140 --> 01:07:59.700 But say, for example, if you have something that's already written in Ruby and you want to try to port it to Ruby on Rails, just don't even bother. 01:07:59.700 --> 01:08:09.780 And basically, one of the examples I saw was there was, like, basically six or seven ways to do this. 01:08:09.960 --> 01:08:16.980 And one application that I saw online needed to actually have four of these in various different places of it. 01:08:17.060 --> 01:08:18.060 And it was kind of annoying. 01:08:20.360 --> 01:08:25.600 And also, if you ever tried to – I, you know, I wrote a little, you know, basic Ruby on Rails package. 01:08:25.600 --> 01:08:29.540 And I wanted to see how hard it would be to deploy this to a production server. 01:08:32.120 --> 01:08:39.580 Yeah, that took me about, you know, four or five days of, you know, reading and configuring, trying to get Apache to work with it. 01:08:39.900 --> 01:08:46.740 And apparently, the people on – Ruby on Rails people really like light HTTPD. 01:08:49.640 --> 01:08:50.540 I don't know why. 01:08:50.600 --> 01:08:52.140 They apparently have some type of love affair with it. 01:08:52.140 --> 01:08:54.300 But – and a lot of their stuff is there. 01:08:54.380 --> 01:09:00.340 And if you actually want to try to get this working on, say, a popular web server like Apache, because, you know, Lord knows no one uses Apache. 01:09:02.500 --> 01:09:03.260 It's an adventure. 01:09:03.500 --> 01:09:04.180 It really is. 01:09:06.540 --> 01:09:09.600 So, that's seven reasons why Ruby on Rails sucks. 01:09:10.500 --> 01:09:11.980 Seven pretty good reasons, I think. 01:09:12.640 --> 01:09:12.980 Yes. 01:09:13.880 --> 01:09:14.260 I don't know. 01:09:14.300 --> 01:09:16.160 I was very excited about it when I first saw it. 01:09:16.240 --> 01:09:16.900 Really excited. 01:09:17.020 --> 01:09:17.460 I went around. 01:09:17.860 --> 01:09:19.700 Everybody, I was like, this is the coolest thing. 01:09:20.060 --> 01:09:21.460 People are going to stop using PHP. 01:09:21.460 --> 01:09:25.940 Like, I really thought that this was going to change things for the better. 01:09:26.240 --> 01:09:32.500 But, honestly, after seeing all this and reading an article, I have to find the URL and post it somewhere. 01:09:33.020 --> 01:09:44.420 There's an article by IBM talking about how to make something very similar to ActiveRecord that will read your database schema in PHP and do magic getters and setters and create, update, and delete, 01:09:44.420 --> 01:09:49.420 and insert functions for you with no configuration. 01:09:49.940 --> 01:09:53.560 Once I read that, I was like, you know what, I think I'm going to go back to PHP. 01:09:53.940 --> 01:09:55.400 Just forget about Ruby on Rails. 01:09:55.400 --> 01:09:59.380 Well, apparently now there's PHP kind of Ruby on Rails-like frameworks. 01:09:59.640 --> 01:10:05.960 But, really, Ruby on Rails has left a bad enough taste in my mouth that I'm really not interested in going to try it. 01:10:07.560 --> 01:10:16.140 Because my major complaint is, you know, well, basically, you know, Not Theory came up to me online and started saying, man, have you seen this Ruby on Rails? 01:10:16.260 --> 01:10:17.280 This stuff is pretty cool. 01:10:17.380 --> 01:10:19.640 And this was, you know, like I said, this was during his love phase. 01:10:20.460 --> 01:10:25.720 And, you know, he sent me a couple of links, and I checked it out, and like I said, I sat down, I checked it out during my lunch break, 01:10:25.740 --> 01:10:31.260 I saw a little screencast, and the guy, you know, writing the weblog application, I was like, wow, this looks pretty sweet. 01:10:31.340 --> 01:10:32.720 I'm going to have to check this out. 01:10:32.720 --> 01:10:40.320 So, you know, I sat down, I plotted it down, and I was like, okay, let me see how long it would take me to re-implement YAPL, 01:10:40.460 --> 01:10:47.980 yet another payphone list, YAPL.org, check it out today, into, you know, Ruby on Rails. 01:10:47.980 --> 01:10:50.260 And let's see how it runs, and let's see how it plays. 01:10:51.700 --> 01:11:03.440 So, my first major stumbling block was this whole, all the rule sets, like, you know, you're supposed to name certain things this way. 01:11:03.720 --> 01:11:05.340 I had an existing database schema. 01:11:05.460 --> 01:11:14.240 Like, for example, you know, I have, you know, phones underscore, country name underscore, and there's like, you know, four or five different little tables I use. 01:11:14.240 --> 01:11:19.340 And they mean various things, and they use them for, and all of this makes perfect sense to me. 01:11:19.520 --> 01:11:24.180 Of course, it doesn't matter if it makes sense to someone else, because, hell, I'm the developer. 01:11:27.080 --> 01:11:31.660 So, I had all my databases lined out, and Ruby on Rails did not want to use this. 01:11:31.660 --> 01:11:38.100 And I eventually figured out all these rules, like, I was supposed to name certain tables plural, and certain keys singular. 01:11:39.840 --> 01:11:47.140 And I eventually sat down and started trying it, and I got a very small subset of the database working with it, 01:11:47.220 --> 01:11:51.440 but it was such a mess afterwards that it was just like, oh, no thank you. 01:11:51.440 --> 01:11:55.700 So, I basically just, that's what killed it for me. 01:11:55.780 --> 01:11:57.180 I was like, ooh, no way. 01:11:59.760 --> 01:12:05.120 Yeah, I think that in some places their style of doing things can make sense, 01:12:05.280 --> 01:12:08.320 but it's not what you're used to, and they're forcing you to do it. 01:12:09.860 --> 01:12:11.800 You know, people aren't going to want to bother with that. 01:12:13.660 --> 01:12:17.580 The term that popped to mind, and I actually remember this from the New Hacker's Dictionary, 01:12:17.680 --> 01:12:20.060 was a bondage and discipline language. 01:12:20.060 --> 01:12:22.780 Like, you will do it this way, no matter what you say. 01:12:24.480 --> 01:12:25.820 I had not heard that before. 01:12:26.600 --> 01:12:26.800 Yeah. 01:12:27.200 --> 01:12:29.400 I believe they used to refer to Pascal like that. 01:12:29.560 --> 01:12:34.500 So, you were actually going to try to implement Bell's Mind on Ruby on Rails, correct? 01:12:34.860 --> 01:12:41.400 Yeah, and I started to, and I ran out of time, and then I happened to cross this article by, 01:12:41.540 --> 01:12:44.980 I think it was with one of the guys who created Ruby on Rails. 01:12:44.980 --> 01:12:51.940 And I read something about how he thought that store procedures were ridiculous and old-school database thinking 01:12:51.940 --> 01:12:56.120 and all this other kind of stuff, and that's when I said, hmm, let me kind of re-evaluate this 01:12:56.120 --> 01:12:57.600 before I spend any more time on it. 01:12:57.660 --> 01:13:01.640 And sure enough, didn't do the things I wanted to do, so I scrapped it. 01:13:01.640 --> 01:13:08.300 And now Bell's Mind is wonderfully rewritten, and just look at all these new... 01:13:08.300 --> 01:13:08.660 Oh, wait. 01:13:10.380 --> 01:13:11.660 Dammit, I can't win. 01:13:12.560 --> 01:13:13.280 No, you can't. 01:13:13.320 --> 01:13:13.680 I'm sorry. 01:13:13.860 --> 01:13:14.060 Yeah. 01:13:14.160 --> 01:13:18.500 One of these days, if I magically become a millionaire, Bell's Mind's going to get a lot of work done to it, 01:13:18.860 --> 01:13:21.100 because I'll just be able to relax and work on it all day. 01:13:21.720 --> 01:13:22.400 Oh, seriously. 01:13:22.500 --> 01:13:28.340 My dream is I'm going to win the lottery, and I'm going to hire you, and I'm going to hire a bunch of other people, 01:13:28.440 --> 01:13:30.540 and we're just going to sit around and do fun projects all day. 01:13:30.560 --> 01:13:32.240 That sounds like a plan to me. 01:13:32.600 --> 01:13:38.300 Yeah, I'm going to go rent this little storefront out in Boston, and just get this really big thing, 01:13:38.360 --> 01:13:40.780 and you can just watch the hackers work on crazy things. 01:13:40.920 --> 01:13:41.160 Yeah. 01:13:41.160 --> 01:13:42.720 Watch us own this box in Russia. 01:13:42.900 --> 01:13:43.300 Woo-hoo! 01:13:44.060 --> 01:13:45.240 And you've got to have a tap. 01:13:45.320 --> 01:13:47.480 You've got to have a full bar in the place. 01:13:48.100 --> 01:13:48.680 I'll be rich. 01:13:48.740 --> 01:13:49.100 Why not? 01:13:49.220 --> 01:13:49.540 Of course. 01:13:49.540 --> 01:13:55.280 Of course, the tap will have to be turned off at some point, because if the tap isn't turned off, 01:13:55.320 --> 01:13:56.220 I don't think we'll do anything. 01:13:56.920 --> 01:13:57.540 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:13:57.580 --> 01:14:01.300 I'm just saying, you know, we'll need it sometimes. 01:14:01.720 --> 01:14:03.800 Certain days of the week, certain hours, something like that. 01:14:03.880 --> 01:14:04.760 Maybe just for lunch. 01:14:04.900 --> 01:14:05.380 How about that? 01:14:06.660 --> 01:14:09.600 We'll be like little hamsters going up to the tap and going dun-dun-dun. 01:14:10.720 --> 01:14:11.360 There you go. 01:14:12.240 --> 01:14:15.180 It'll be a wonderful thing for animal psychology, except it'll be on humans. 01:14:15.180 --> 01:14:19.380 No, you just need to get one of those bottles that hangs from the ceiling that drips beer right into my mouth. 01:14:19.600 --> 01:14:20.500 That's what I want. 01:14:23.500 --> 01:14:25.300 I'm not sure how it would do with carbonation. 01:14:25.380 --> 01:14:25.940 That's a question. 01:14:27.040 --> 01:14:28.000 Yeah, that would be tricky. 01:14:28.380 --> 01:14:28.880 But you know what? 01:14:28.900 --> 01:14:30.040 You'd be a freaking millionaire. 01:14:30.180 --> 01:14:31.420 You'd pay somebody to do it for you. 01:14:32.220 --> 01:14:32.500 Exactly. 01:14:34.980 --> 01:14:35.660 I'm a millionaire. 01:14:35.840 --> 01:14:36.520 I don't care about it. 01:14:36.540 --> 01:14:37.040 Just do it. 01:14:37.540 --> 01:14:38.400 Just make it happen. 01:14:38.540 --> 01:14:39.760 I'm just going to throw money at the problem. 01:14:39.820 --> 01:14:40.620 It's going to go away. 01:14:40.620 --> 01:14:43.340 Quick, hire some consultants. 01:14:43.860 --> 01:14:44.460 Oh, God. 01:14:47.920 --> 01:14:48.660 Oh, my God. 01:14:48.760 --> 01:14:50.060 Give more money to our consultants. 01:14:50.320 --> 01:14:52.040 They're spending it as fast as they can, sir. 01:14:56.720 --> 01:14:57.040 Consultants. 01:14:57.320 --> 01:14:58.340 Let's not get into that. 01:14:58.340 --> 01:15:06.140 Anyway, so Ruby on Rails, I've got to say, it works. 01:15:06.280 --> 01:15:10.520 It does an excellent job for certain things, and there's a lot of neat hacks out there for it. 01:15:10.840 --> 01:15:15.960 But at the same point, it's very finicky. 01:15:16.240 --> 01:15:18.960 I guess that's the best kind of way to describe it. 01:15:19.000 --> 01:15:19.420 It's finicky. 01:15:20.220 --> 01:15:21.640 You need to do it its way. 01:15:23.840 --> 01:15:24.400 That's what you do. 01:15:24.500 --> 01:15:25.140 If you ever want to... 01:15:25.140 --> 01:15:26.520 Yeah, exactly. 01:15:26.680 --> 01:15:33.840 If you ever want to go write stuff in Ruby on Rails, just play Frank Sinatra's My Way during the entire thing, 01:15:33.900 --> 01:15:36.820 and just picture your computer singing to you. 01:15:37.760 --> 01:15:38.660 It's so romantic. 01:15:39.700 --> 01:15:40.060 Exactly. 01:15:40.880 --> 01:15:42.280 I did it in my way. 01:15:44.600 --> 01:15:45.600 It's been rev idle. 01:15:47.700 --> 01:15:48.540 Oh, my God. 01:15:48.540 --> 01:15:50.100 That's the worst idea ever. 01:15:53.020 --> 01:15:54.200 I think we should get Stank Dog. 01:15:54.340 --> 01:15:58.800 I have Stank Dog sung before, and I believe we had a solo by Strom one day. 01:15:58.960 --> 01:15:59.840 That's true. 01:16:00.060 --> 01:16:00.580 That's true. 01:16:02.020 --> 01:16:05.740 We could assemble the Bin Rev Radio classic hits album. 01:16:07.520 --> 01:16:11.640 No, we need to decide who is going to be the judges on this show. 01:16:14.020 --> 01:16:15.140 I figure you're the best one. 01:16:15.520 --> 01:16:15.880 Uh-oh. 01:16:16.220 --> 01:16:16.880 That was lame. 01:16:18.540 --> 01:16:20.680 I'm going to go buy a cell phone. 01:16:22.680 --> 01:16:24.820 I will be the Hacks or what's the name? 01:16:24.920 --> 01:16:26.060 Simon something or other. 01:16:27.240 --> 01:16:28.200 Simon... 01:16:28.200 --> 01:16:29.100 Cowell or something. 01:16:29.960 --> 01:16:30.340 Crowell? 01:16:30.500 --> 01:16:30.860 Cowell. 01:16:31.000 --> 01:16:31.900 Yeah, I think Cowell. 01:16:32.040 --> 01:16:32.240 That's it. 01:16:33.780 --> 01:16:34.180 Okay. 01:16:34.180 --> 01:16:36.960 So, like, email your suggestions to RadioBinRev.com. 01:16:38.320 --> 01:16:40.060 Or, not suggestions, but answers. 01:16:41.220 --> 01:16:42.760 All you American Idol fans. 01:16:44.080 --> 01:16:46.060 I always refer to him as that guy. 01:16:48.120 --> 01:16:49.600 Yeah, I think Simon Cowell's right. 01:16:50.000 --> 01:16:52.040 Unless that's the guy who is the announcer. 01:16:52.340 --> 01:16:53.000 I don't know. 01:16:53.000 --> 01:16:56.940 No, no, the announcer's that really weird guy, Ryan. 01:16:57.180 --> 01:16:57.460 Ryan? 01:16:58.220 --> 01:16:58.460 Yeah. 01:16:58.560 --> 01:16:59.000 That could be. 01:17:00.980 --> 01:17:03.340 God, now I'm going to have to actually go to the website or something. 01:17:03.440 --> 01:17:03.900 Damn you. 01:17:03.980 --> 01:17:06.900 Yep, now you're going to look it up, and then you're going to know it, and I won't, and it'll 01:17:06.900 --> 01:17:07.240 be great. 01:17:08.120 --> 01:17:09.420 Yeah, I'll be like I having you. 01:17:09.480 --> 01:17:10.820 I'll be like calling you in the middle of the night. 01:17:10.820 --> 01:17:13.380 Dude, it's Simon Cowell. 01:17:14.220 --> 01:17:14.740 Oh, God. 01:17:14.780 --> 01:17:17.340 If you call me in the middle of the night tonight, I'm going to be very upset, because I've got 01:17:17.340 --> 01:17:18.580 to be up at 4.30 in the morning. 01:17:21.160 --> 01:17:23.520 Got to go in on your call, Stream 5, go fly out. 01:17:24.300 --> 01:17:26.980 Yeah, you know, I just got to go fly around the country. 01:17:27.580 --> 01:17:29.220 Buy a major corporation? 01:17:29.840 --> 01:17:30.160 Yeah. 01:17:30.560 --> 01:17:31.620 I think I'm buying Microsoft. 01:17:32.960 --> 01:17:35.160 I think it's a good move, so I can just shut them down. 01:17:37.160 --> 01:17:38.200 Dude, Vista sucks. 01:17:38.620 --> 01:17:39.140 Cancel it. 01:17:39.140 --> 01:17:42.080 Everyone's using NT4 from here on out. 01:17:42.100 --> 01:17:42.740 Yeah, you know what? 01:17:42.780 --> 01:17:44.180 I would bring back Windows 95. 01:17:44.800 --> 01:17:45.380 Why not? 01:17:46.660 --> 01:17:51.900 I actually had to use Windows 98 a while ago, and I can't believe I once used it. 01:17:52.000 --> 01:17:56.000 It was just so amazing how bad it was. 01:17:56.080 --> 01:18:00.100 Yeah, you know, I got my parents a new computer, and they wanted me to move some data from their 01:18:00.100 --> 01:18:03.580 old computer, which was Windows 98, to their new computer. 01:18:03.580 --> 01:18:08.680 And I was appalled at how terrible Windows 98 was. 01:18:09.140 --> 01:18:14.980 Like, I couldn't even hook up my external drive to move the files back and forth. 01:18:15.140 --> 01:18:16.380 It's like, nope, I don't recognize it. 01:18:16.480 --> 01:18:17.360 Do you have a driver's CD? 01:18:17.580 --> 01:18:20.680 I'm like, no, it's just a USB storage device. 01:18:20.760 --> 01:18:22.500 Just use it, you piece of crap. 01:18:23.680 --> 01:18:25.180 And it's like, yeah, I don't think so. 01:18:25.180 --> 01:18:29.240 No, I don't understand it. 01:18:29.620 --> 01:18:33.760 No, my thing was, I tried to install a network card, and it just, it didn't work. 01:18:33.980 --> 01:18:35.000 And I was just like, oh. 01:18:36.900 --> 01:18:40.060 Yep, Windows 98 just says, K-thanks, bye. 01:18:40.700 --> 01:18:41.000 Came over. 01:18:43.840 --> 01:18:44.940 Ends of the blue screen. 01:18:45.500 --> 01:18:45.820 Yep. 01:18:45.820 --> 01:18:48.820 All right. 01:18:49.500 --> 01:18:52.920 So, yes, you know, Ruby on Rails, we're not trying to completely knock on this. 01:18:53.560 --> 01:18:59.660 We tried to actually find some positive things about it, but if you go to any, like, online 01:18:59.660 --> 01:19:03.400 article or try to do some research into it, there's basically, like, you know, two or three 01:19:03.400 --> 01:19:05.580 examples they use, and that's about it. 01:19:06.020 --> 01:19:11.760 There's, like, no type of major in-depth, you know, review of why Ruby on Rails is so 01:19:11.760 --> 01:19:12.220 freaking cool. 01:19:12.300 --> 01:19:14.720 It's just like, look, you can do all this stuff really, really quick. 01:19:15.140 --> 01:19:16.000 And I'm like, okay. 01:19:17.200 --> 01:19:17.520 Look. 01:19:18.080 --> 01:19:18.920 Really, really quick. 01:19:19.540 --> 01:19:19.860 Whatever. 01:19:20.860 --> 01:19:23.140 Yeah, at some point, that all wears off, and you're like, you know what? 01:19:23.220 --> 01:19:24.720 Not everything happens quickly. 01:19:24.900 --> 01:19:27.600 There's some applications that take time to develop, and that's what it needs to know 01:19:27.600 --> 01:19:28.000 how to do. 01:19:28.980 --> 01:19:29.300 Exactly. 01:19:29.680 --> 01:19:30.200 I need to go. 01:19:30.280 --> 01:19:32.900 Yeah, I think that really sums it up right there. 01:19:32.900 --> 01:19:37.820 You know, you need to eventually get beyond the scaffolding into the full-blown 01:19:37.820 --> 01:19:38.360 application. 01:19:38.620 --> 01:19:40.960 You've got to start laying bricks and building serious stuff. 01:19:41.640 --> 01:19:46.720 And for me, I found that Ruby on Rails made that difficult, especially when I had an 01:19:46.720 --> 01:19:50.860 application that needed to have two interfaces, you know, a Ruby on Rails, you know, front 01:19:50.860 --> 01:19:52.520 end and something else on the back end. 01:19:53.400 --> 01:19:54.800 And it just was not friendly. 01:19:56.000 --> 01:19:56.440 Nope. 01:19:58.040 --> 01:19:58.720 All right. 01:19:58.980 --> 01:19:59.920 Let's see announcements. 01:19:59.920 --> 01:20:06.360 So I'll continue announcing HOPE, which is – this isn't on their webpage, but if 01:20:06.360 --> 01:20:12.260 you're thinking about doing a presentation for HOPE, the deadline for the presentations 01:20:12.260 --> 01:20:15.020 is May 16th, I believe it is. 01:20:16.000 --> 01:20:17.260 Let me go up the calendar and see. 01:20:19.460 --> 01:20:20.820 Well, perhaps it's May 16th. 01:20:20.820 --> 01:20:21.200 I don't know. 01:20:21.880 --> 01:20:22.940 Maybe it's May 13th. 01:20:22.940 --> 01:20:23.320 I'm unsure. 01:20:24.360 --> 01:20:25.620 Anyway, it's mid-May. 01:20:25.700 --> 01:20:26.300 That's when it is. 01:20:26.300 --> 01:20:29.460 So, you know, get it before May 13th, and you'll definitely be safe. 01:20:30.100 --> 01:20:35.200 I don't think they have this up on their webpage, but I got an email announcement from 01:20:35.200 --> 01:20:39.300 their mailing list saying, oh, you know, if you know anybody, you might want to tell 01:20:39.300 --> 01:20:39.600 them this. 01:20:39.880 --> 01:20:43.600 So I'm telling this to all of you because I'm a nice guy. 01:20:44.700 --> 01:20:49.760 And if you're going to HOPE, it's July 21st through 23rd, Hotel Pennsylvania, New York 01:20:49.760 --> 01:20:49.960 City. 01:20:49.960 --> 01:20:51.740 Come on down. 01:20:53.060 --> 01:20:54.620 And then DEF CON shortly after? 01:20:55.540 --> 01:20:55.960 Yeah, DEF CON. 01:20:55.960 --> 01:20:58.240 I don't – actually, yeah, shoot, we should actually talk about DEF CON. 01:20:58.380 --> 01:21:00.000 I'm not going to DEF CON this year. 01:21:00.180 --> 01:21:00.740 Oh, man. 01:21:01.400 --> 01:21:02.400 Yeah, I'm going to HOPE. 01:21:03.840 --> 01:21:04.840 Are you going to DEF CON? 01:21:04.960 --> 01:21:05.820 Are you even going to HOPE? 01:21:05.860 --> 01:21:06.400 I don't even know. 01:21:07.160 --> 01:21:10.360 You know, that's a tough call. 01:21:10.460 --> 01:21:11.040 I don't know yet. 01:21:11.860 --> 01:21:13.900 You might be flying around your Gulfstream. 01:21:14.180 --> 01:21:14.480 Yeah. 01:21:14.640 --> 01:21:16.240 HOPE is pretty much in the bag. 01:21:16.460 --> 01:21:17.540 HOPE is pretty much locked down. 01:21:17.680 --> 01:21:19.300 I don't have to go very far to get there. 01:21:19.860 --> 01:21:22.220 But DEF CON is a maybe. 01:21:24.620 --> 01:21:25.360 A maybe. 01:21:25.920 --> 01:21:26.420 Oh, okay. 01:21:27.200 --> 01:21:29.400 If I quit my job, then definitely. 01:21:32.520 --> 01:21:37.520 I mean, yeah, if you win the lottery, again, we'll have the millionaires and we'll go to 01:21:37.520 --> 01:21:40.100 HOPE, DEF CON, Carolina CON. 01:21:40.520 --> 01:21:41.400 What else is there? 01:21:41.640 --> 01:21:42.280 Carolina CON? 01:21:42.320 --> 01:21:43.080 I haven't even heard of. 01:21:43.840 --> 01:21:44.860 How's this new this year? 01:21:45.020 --> 01:21:47.080 Has it happened already or is it happening in June? 01:21:47.080 --> 01:21:51.180 I mean, I've been trying to announce them, but it's actually not in my template this 01:21:51.180 --> 01:21:52.780 year, so it's Temptate this week, though. 01:21:55.240 --> 01:21:58.000 Yeah, I think it's like Carolina CON.org. 01:21:58.740 --> 01:22:01.720 And it's, oh yeah, no, June 9th and 10th in Raleigh. 01:22:03.760 --> 01:22:04.720 9141, I think. 01:22:04.920 --> 01:22:05.960 Or 9149. 01:22:07.400 --> 01:22:08.020 I don't know. 01:22:09.680 --> 01:22:10.700 Who do you have shouts for? 01:22:13.880 --> 01:22:14.960 I can't really think of anybody. 01:22:15.180 --> 01:22:15.600 I'm sorry. 01:22:15.660 --> 01:22:16.280 I'm really tired. 01:22:16.280 --> 01:22:20.080 I can't think of anybody who's shouts to, so I'll have to wait until next time. 01:22:21.860 --> 01:22:22.060 I know. 01:22:22.280 --> 01:22:22.680 All right. 01:22:23.020 --> 01:22:23.640 I'll send shouts. 01:22:23.720 --> 01:22:30.860 I'll send shouts out to Sprint for having a half-decent access plan for their pocket 01:22:30.860 --> 01:22:32.560 PC phones as opposed to Verizon. 01:22:32.700 --> 01:22:33.180 It just sucks. 01:22:33.400 --> 01:22:33.540 Yep. 01:22:35.220 --> 01:22:36.960 Email radio at binrev.com. 01:22:38.480 --> 01:22:43.020 Closing music tonight is In Memory of Sir Anthony by Disciple of the Mix, and that's 01:22:43.020 --> 01:22:44.320 on ocremix.org. 01:22:44.320 --> 01:22:47.460 And, as always, we will see you next week. 01:22:47.640 --> 01:22:48.440 Same hack time. 01:22:48.680 --> 01:22:49.500 Same hack channel. 01:22:49.500 --> 01:22:54.660 Same hack. 01:22:54.740 --> 01:22:55.400 I'll send you all. 01:22:56.800 --> 01:22:57.780 Bye. 01:22:57.940 --> 01:22:58.220 I'll send you all new. 01:22:58.840 --> 01:22:59.140 Whoa. 01:22:59.200 --> 01:22:59.840 See you next week. 01:22:59.900 --> 01:23:00.220 Bye. 01:23:00.220 --> 01:23:00.720 Bye. 01:23:00.940 --> 01:23:00.960 I'll send you all. 01:23:01.000 --> 01:23:02.680 Bye. 01:23:02.680 --> 01:23:03.180 Bye. 01:23:03.180 --> 01:23:03.680 Bye. 01:23:03.940 --> 01:23:04.240 Bye. 01:23:06.000 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