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blurcode
July 5th, 2006, 13:42
Some of the funniest comments you can see all at the same place.

hoop://forum.coderzfactory.net/showpost.php?p=21&postcount=2
JMI
July 5th, 2006, 13:53
Not a very friendly read for the 1/4 of the male population with partial color blindness. Just hate those dark colors and red letters.

Regards,
blurcode
July 5th, 2006, 14:03
i agree with you but if you copy the text to an editor you can read it better (even though you will miss important jmps )
Maximus
July 5th, 2006, 14:56
OMG OMG OMG

I can't go after "MOV EBP,ESP //Move EBP to ESP regist" in a tutorial

ROFL

thanks alot
Silkut
July 5th, 2006, 15:40
my eyes it hurts :'(
funny though
LLXX
July 5th, 2006, 20:41
ROFL... does this "coder" even know Asm at all? I mean... C++ comments and reading the operand order wrong?

My two favorite ones:
Code:
NOP //NOP instruction

Code:
IMUL ECX,ECX,0D0C //This IMUL ECX to ECX and 0D0C value added


...and I agree, the coloring is awful. Most certainly this is a C++ programmer, as since when did Asm have syntax highlighting?
Silver
July 6th, 2006, 06:32
The only thing I can think is that the author has babelfish'd the comment translation, because all the comments are the wrong way round (just like what Maximus quoted). Otherwise that's just awful.

I take it you've all seen thedailywtf.com? Some amazing examples of bad coding practices there...
CluelessNoob
July 6th, 2006, 07:57
Quote:
[Originally Posted by Maximus]I can't go after "MOV EBP,ESP //Move EBP to ESP regist" in a tutorial

ROFL


I dunno, I thought:

Quote:
CALL: lol it call for enter to another section or regist like CALL EAX


was pretty good too. I wonder if the author could explain exactly how you "enter" a register with CALL EAX.
Fake51
July 8th, 2006, 07:16
I like this part:

Difficult: HARD !!

I guess that refers to the comments ...

Regards
Fake
Polaris
July 9th, 2006, 04:32
How to forget this excellent description of the evil JMP instruction?

Quote:
0048BA50 EB 09 JMP SHORT gameserv.0048BA5B //That jump is 100% taked, caused its JMP and JMP ever jump


Can't really believe it

PS: I do not think that any automatic translator was used, as you can see by the lovely "taked" in the comment
Maximus
July 9th, 2006, 06:25
eheh... a line followed by
Quote:

THAT IS SPECIAL INSTRUCTION IF JUMP ITS NOT TAKED:
0048BA52 ....


ROFL

still I cant reread it without laughing -it's a masterpiece!
Woodmann
July 9th, 2006, 17:21
Howdy,

I have read that thing about six times and I am still amazed at what I see.

Perhaps that person should have used Babel instead of trying his/her overwhelming non command of the English language.

I mean, shit, I dont understand any of it.
It's backwards and sideways and upside down all at the same time

Woodmann