The man shown above in the scratchy shady picture is not who he
seems to be. At first he seems to be the harmless host of the annual
hacker's convention known as DefCon. This convention is held every year
in Las Vegas and is open to everyone including feds. He makes you think
there's nothing to fear by including the feds in the convention ongoings
including the Spot The Fed competition. In this competition, attendees
are encouraged to see if they can spot who in the room are true feds. If
they think they have one, they and the spotee go up on stage and the
attendee is given the opportunity to prove his case. After his/she is
done, the spotee is given time to defend him/herself. If the audience
thinks that the attendee is right in his/her accusations, then the
spotee is dubded a fed whether or not he/she actually is. The spotter
get's a I spotted the Fed shirt and the spotee get's a I was spotted
shirt. And life goes on.
What I am about to share with you will just about make you sick.
This man, Dark Tangent, isn't who he crack's up to be. We think he's
a good guy just trying to get hackers together to share knowledge and
have fun and build the hacker image up. But I give you a possible
alterier motive. I believe that we have put together enough evidence
to prove that Dark Tangent...is a fed! Now, you can take what we have
here as gossip or as a pile of rubbish. When we are finished, if you
don't see the light, then go about your merry business. But I and
those of us attendee's who witnessed the spotting on Sunday morning
of the con know the truth...or is it.
Reason's why Dark Tangent could be a Fed
No Facial Hair
Inability to identify old school hardware
Superspiffy gimp haircut
Actually uses 'w3rd' in a sentance
Looks good in vinal
Try's to blend in (wore a tdyc shirt)
Lies like a fed (said he'd wear it Sunday --- said he forgot)
Hold's a convention for hackers and invites feds to it...
Is the definitive judge in the spot the fed competition
Possess's superior athletic abilities
Was in High School when 128K of RAM was state of the art (GATO)
Encourages other feds to meet with him in private to trade fed parapharnalia.
He seems to like us??? (or acts like he does)
We don't know where he works (may be becuase we never asked)
He convienently ran out of shirts so we'd have to give him our address
He finally get's to wear his I'm A Fed shirt
Ain't we all just feds at heart?
Defcon backwards spells NOCFed!
Each year, DefCon get's closer and closer to the Fed Center in Vegas!