From: WDXK36A@prodigy.com (Mike Smith)
Newsgroups: alt.conspiracy.area51
Subject: Re: Cammo Dudes caught it the act of....
Date: 25 Nov 1995 07:55:08 GMT

This is my third attempt to get my full note posted, here. My first two 
were apparently intercepted by the devious and dastardly computor cops!
  Cammo dudes were responsible for possible entrapment of innocent desert 
visitors on Groom Lake Road. It seems as though the fine work of 
Psychospy was thwarted by the burly but, brain dead security type at Area 
51! The rock markers that Pyschospy put up to warn the unsuspecting 
travelers of the hard to see border, was almost completely covered up by 
uprooted tumble weeds!! This particular spot is where if you stand next 
to the "We WILL KILL You" signs for a picture, you are actually in the 
'forbidden zone'!  I personaly don't think that this is acceptable 
behavior by an Insecurity Force!! They need to be all shooed back over 
into their own little play ground, back behind the border. I'm amazed 
that 90% of Nevada is owned or controlled by the Federal Goverment....How 
much did they pay, if anything, when they grabbed the additional acreage 
this past April? Anything? Almost 4000 acres?
  I'm a little dismayed on my return from the desert, this time. Since my 
truck had a small engine fire (was it a blast from an Argon gas laser?) 
while I was working on the new 4X4 trail. I was able to limp my poor ole 
toasted truck 1500 miles back to home. You should see the look on the 
faces and hear the hearty laughter of the salesmen when I ask them "How 
much will you give me  for a trade in?" They ask "What happened to your 
truck???" I tell 'em "It was shot by a death ray at Area 51 in Nevada!!" 
I have unfinished business in Rachel, so I'll be back with another 4X4 of 
some kind.
  Since I just got back just shortly, and have been busy shopping for a 
replacement vehicle, I'm a little behind on all my E-mail. I'll be 
responding to all of you within a few days, so thanks for bearing with me.
 Again, I met some really cool folks out there, ....and some really weird 
type, too!

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  MIKE SMITH  WDXK36A@prodigy.com