T h e B e s t o f K - 1 i n e Q u o t e s (Forty Issues in the Making) Compiled, Written, and Judged by: The Clone The Best K-1ine quote choices by: Tek, Kankraka Date created: Monday, July 28, 2003 Disclaimer: THIS ISSUE CONTAINS statements about human (young and old) sex, animal sex, robot sex, incest, drug use, violence, threats against each others lives, racism, bad spelling, and the admit- tance of illegal activities. Don't you tell us we didn't warn you! If you're under 18, don't read this file. Go turn on Oprah and watch that fat cow bash Alberta beef, and then get her ass sued by the progressive conservative party! And just for the record; if you are a law enforcement officer, you agree not to use any of the following information to pursue the guilty (or innocent for that matter). Remember, it's only IRC, so it really isn't real life... but we like to pretend it is. <--> An Introduction: It is what binds our wonderful scene together. It is more powerful than love, than money, than the military. It holds the answers to life's greatest mysteries, and it tells greater stories than those from Hollywood. It has been called the force, the infinity, the everything and the nothing. It knows everything, and yet it knows nothing. It doesn't have an age, a race, a color, a creed. It resembles the first day of summer, the view of the mountains through a kaleidoscope, and the sparkle in a child's eye on Christmas morning. It has no friends and no enemies. Some have called it a void. We call it K-1ine quotes! Some shout "bring it back that old new york rap" while others (cool people) shout "Give us more K-1ine quotes". Very well. Here you all go - in celebration of a happy K-1ine summer, Tek, Kankraka, and The Clone bring you all the best of K-1ine quotes. We looked for the funniest, most insane quote we could find from past issues and included it in this file. This shit is so fucked up, that we couldn't of been able to fake it. And yes I realize this file is completely dumb and I (The Clone) will be lucky if I don't get at least 500 flame e-mail's saying hurtful things like "K-1ine sucks now!", "K-1ine is going down the tubes... way to go, clone!", and "DIE DIE DIE!". This isn't a fucking issue of K-1ine. It's a best of quotes file. Yeesh. The Categories: The "best of" K-1ine quotes are organized in several different categories: 'Fucking Strange', 'Fucking Stupid', 'Broken English', 'Down Right Rude', 'Kinky', 'Guess That Movie' quote, 'Insults', and a sure pleaser; 'Never Seen Before' quotes! For the record, anything that couldn't fit in any of the aforemen- tioned categories defaulted to "Fucking Strange". I never bothered to place a date to the quote 'cause that's just fucking stupid and a big waste of time. If you want to track down which issue the quote was from, then look it up yourself you lazy bastard! Mmmkay? Have fun and don't blame me if you keep pissing your pretty pink panties from laughing so hard. whiird. ---> T h e B e s t o f . . . [ Insults ] well, gotta run... i'm off to do this uber-'leet exploit where i turn my outside lights on and off in morse code sequence, which lets me take control of the entire NS telephone system.... no doubt i'll be prosecuted by Steven Bilodeau... anyone know any 12 year olds that wanna play my defense lawyer? -- damn them and there security there or their? or they're No one really knows anymore. The Internet Generation - Anti-Social and illiterate. -- phlux is so poor... how poor is he? he's so poor, that when he wants mayonnaise on his sandwich he has to jerk off! yeah, so? -- and whats up with phrack they're turning retarded sure seemed like it why, what's going on? we're getting indicted and sent to the states! Didn't you hear? they took that protest as a serious thing -- dec0de - the mormon guys told me that Jesus was the savior, but when I asked "Savior of what..." they didn't respond. They just stared at me with a dopey glazed over look and smiled. -- I swear people with mullets have a disease because they don't even KNOW they have mullets "What? MULLET?! NO I DONT! SAY WHATS THAT?" "GO OILERS!!! GIMME BEER, WOMEN, AND INCEST!" -- [ Fucking Strange ] You are a nice guy... to poop on! -- don't worry msVi in a few years we'll have super cloning machines, successors of my old school machine creator-ma-bob, and then we'll have thousands of tigers.. taking over the planet... eating our children that will be cute yeah... little jamie mcforskin is on his way to school... and out of the bushes comes a white tiger... *chuckles* and it-eats-him-alive. -- I AM 14F. YOU WANT CYBER? I AM BLONDE, VERY TIGT PUSIE I AM SO HARD FROM YOU -- I think I have SARS. I'm going to go to school tomorrow and give it to everyone. Bob_Dole was kicked off #hackcanada by wildman (No SARS) -- whatever... i can be bought i don't come cheap but i'm a pretty good investment. -- pepper spray to be used as alternative for ADD/ADHD kids! "no more ritalin for me", said little hyper-active Johnny. THAT my friends, is innovation. -- you heard about the two sars cases in newfoundland? One had a SAR throat, the other had a SAR mouth. -- i'm gonna smuggle diamonds into canada from south africa in the small intestines of horses. -- [ Down Right Rude ] poor jew-spotting technique, Alan. Slavic jews lack any distinguishing facial features. Hitler must of had a tough time with them Slavic jews Man... I sound like some sort of neo-nazi DIY racewar pamphlet. -- mike tyson cohosting jimmy kimmel ... its like watching a special olympics philosophy event -- yeah, you look like Scott Baio hahaha yeah a little haha. you finally admit it. -- do you hate clone? ? for kb'ing you no good you mean to tell me when you're around 25 you're not going to be seeing a doctor about this... "emotional regression due to abuse in adolesence"? haha good -- [ Fucking Stupid ] I hope I never give birth... my pee hole is too small -- p1asm1c/#hackcanada think he has discovered a condition in hackers and phreakers once they reach the age of 19. This erratic behaviour has been displayed by the clone and wizbone i call it haxorpause. -- FUCK YOU CLONER BONER! I CAN TAKE YOU! NOT SO TOUGH! NOT SO TOUGH! FUCKIN' 0WN YER ASS! -- when im like a grandpa im gonna get aids for shits and giggles and smoke myself even stupider WHILE im senile -- i think i need a girlfriend or you clone -- anybody wanna take over the world tonight aww how about tomorrow.. too tired to do it tonight. damit ;) -- wouldnt matter, my ass is pretty tight it hurts when i shit -- HI SON4R! ME SO HORNY! ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME! SUCKY SUCKY! ONLY FIVE DOLLAR! -- [ Broken English ] u dumb sorry no whitty shitty poop breath turtle tits licker -- whats is love , clone dont hurt me no more -- All your cock are belong to me pamela -- sniff sniff drunk pony! -- im a drunk pony -- [ Kinky ] You keep lubing that ass, steelethan and I'll keep pushing the sheesh in -- clone and I were unfing years before space robots did :) -- clone has the best rolled r's whilst sucking dick in all of canada -- now is time to make love with my girlfriend love is all you need I dont have a girlfriend shrug I just want to look cool -- [ Guess That Movie ] lets both piss into a toilet at the same time and let our streams touch so it will be like on ghostbusters where they cross the streams and it's "bad", but it kills Gozer. -- ariba ariba andale andale -- [ Never Seen Before ] fuck i gotta stop eating teh KFC i dropped on the floor, i think theres pubes in it -- my teacher used to wonder why once a month i would periodically burst out laughing, i told him it was my period he sent me to the office I take it you were laughing at k-1ine quotes :) -- ARGHH! i did it again.. fucking floor kfc oops I did it again, I played with your heart. oh baby baby oh baby baby I cummed in my pantie-wanties lol -- I'm 1596 bit, open source, blowfish encrypted, RSA approved, NSA proof, written in sparc assembly, tighter code than your tight 13 year old sister, scaleable, integrated, and with a nice GUI! -- I have the solution to the world population problem! Euthanasia for the Youth In Asia! Get it? :D -- [ The Best Of K-1ine Quotes Awards! ] With all these quotes, how could I go without giving out awards to these fine ladies and gentlemen who have made K-1ine such a wonderful magazine, with their youthful spew of nonsensical ramblings?! Without further ado, I am pleased to bring you the 'Best of K-1ine Quotes Awards', sponsored in part by: International Business Machines (at least IBM they didn't take us over, Fractal!). * The Insane / Stupid / Best Broken English Quote Award: Flopik * The Best Bash Against a Village (Hamlet) Redhead Quote Award: Cyb0rg/asm * The Biggest Rambling Foolish Clone on IRC Award goes to: The Clone * The Guy Most Likely to Pretend to be a "14/F" on Dalnet: Wizbone * The Guy Most Likely To Have Sex With the band 'Metallica': Phlux * The Best Insult Against an Unqualified Court-Room Boob: Tr33phr0g * The Person most likely to kick you out of Riverdale: Magma * The Biggest K-1ine Cat Felcher Award goes to: Jawa (Rev_Jawa) * The Best crazy Quote New Comer Award goes to: Kankraka * The Guy Most Likely to Start His Own Christian Cult: Dec0de * The Best All Time "poop" Quote Award goes to: Kybo_Ren * The Gal Most Likely to take over Antarctica: Pinguino -- This document and its likeness are Copyright (c) 1999 - 2003 by Nettwerked Incorporated. 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