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/msg $chan You will meet the person of your dreams and they will end up being a serial killer.
/msg $chan You will when a million dollars on a lottery ticket and will end up looseing the ticket and never finding it again. 
/msg $chan You will bet fivehundred dollars on the Bills in the Super Bowl but the Dallas Cowboys will kick there ASS by 50 points. 
/msg $chan You will go to a St.Louis Cardinals Baseball game and get hit in the head by a baseball.
/msg $chan You will be a very wealthy person but will never get married because u end up really being Gay.
/msg $chan You will end up looking like Michael Jackson and acting the same as him Ouch. 
/msg $chan You will get drunk an become a boyscout or girlscout.
/msg $chan You will give AlCoTrAz a good game for free.
/msg $chan You will end up Marrieing a gorgeous person but u will live in a dump.
/msg $chan You will be a photographer for some porn magazine. WOO HOO
/msg $chan You will get high and crazy have a sex change.
/msg $chan You will burn down your own house plaeying with jumpercables, gasoline, and fire.