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/msg $chan If you drank a beer before a job interview, You Might Be A Redneck!
/msg $chan If you refer to 6th grade as your senior year, You Might Be A Redneck!
/msg $chan When you have been accused of lying through your tooth, You Might Be A Redneck!
/msg $chan If your family vehicle was made by John Deere, You Might Be A Redneck!
/msg $chan If the milk you drink was hand extracted, You Might Be A Redneck!
/msg $chan If you live in a town of less than 250 people, You Might Be A Redneck!
/msg $chan If your dog passes gas and you claim it, You might Be A Redneck!
/msg $chan If you own a home that is mobile and 14 cars that aren't, You Might Be A Redneck!
/msg $chan If you've been married three times and still have the same inlaws, You Might Be A Redneck!
/msg $chan If your grandmother can properly execute the sleeper hold, You Might Be A Redneck!
/msg $chan If your underwear double as your bathing suit, You Might Be A Redneck!
/msg $chan If you own a wafflehouse credit card, You Might Be A Redneck!
/msg $chan If you think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive, You Might Be A Redneck!
/msg $chan If you wear a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't, You Might Be A Redneck!
/msg $chan If someone yells hoedown and your girlfriend hits the floor, You Might Be A Redneck!
/msg $chan If you've been on TV more than 5 times describing what the tornado sounded like, You Might Be A Redneck!
