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              JizzMuffin v1.0
              by The Messiah
              SIN Productions
                 12/19/97
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CONTENTS:
	 What Is JizzMuffin?
	 Installation
	 Use
	 	How To Open The Help File
	 A Taste Of What's To Come
	 Disclaimer
	 How To Reach Me
	 Detritius

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*** What Is JizzMuffin?

JizzMuffin v1.0 is a freeware utility authored
by The Messiah, using Delphi, version 2.01. It
has a plethora of really neat internet utils
and other useless junk. As far as the literal
interpretation of the name, don't go there.


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*** Installation

Unzip the install program, then run it. Let
Daddy do the rest...

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*** Use

 HOW TO OPEN THE HELP FILE

I made a help file for people like you, ya
know. You could at least check it out.

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*** A Taste Of What's To Come

* Quick delete in Anti-Mailbomb Thing
* Better error-handling
* Mini-bug fixes(???)
* Better help file
* $5 bills attached to each EXE

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*** Disclaimer

Because the internet is a big place, I, The
Messiah, assume no responsibility for anything
you, the user, do. By using JizzMuffin, you
are acknowledging the fact that any mistakes
are your own, and will be dealt with
accordingly (by yourself). I do not claim
this software is infallible, and I assume no
responsibility for any errors it makes.

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*** How To Reach Me

Email: tm@sinnerz.com or messiah@jps.net
       (ONLY SEND MAIL TO ONE!!!!)
Homepage: http://www.sinnerz.com/tmessiah

If you have found a bug, please make sure you
can duplicate it, and mail me a description of
the bug, your OS type, and your computer type,
and what in God's name you were doing with
a piece of software named (of all things)
"JizzMuffin," all under the header of
"JizzMuffin- Bug".

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*** Detritus

JizzMuffin is freeware, which means selling it
is illegal. If this is in a collection of
software, no fee may be charged for it, and I
get a free copy of said collection. This
application is freeware, but it still is
copyrighted by Your Humble Narrator (me).
Big hugs go out to all the women I know, and
greets go to everyone at SIN, all my dooby
droogs at the local coffee joint, and to
my girlfriend, who is my perpetual
inspiration. Thanks to everyone whose
components were used- you make using Delphi
worth it.