This is Mr. T's K-Rad Shack HomePage, Fool!
Mr. T says -

"This page is always under construction, suckah! 'fore you know
it, this place will be packed tighter than a platoon of Marines in the A-Team
van, Fool!"
"I am the best bodyguard, because I'll take a bullet, I'll take a stab wound,
I'll take a hit upside the head; I'm like a Kamikaze pilot; the President got
shot because his men relaxed."
- Mr. T, in Sept. 1983 issue of Playboy
SUMMARY: Mr. T is a bad-ass, the Secret Service are a bunch of sissies.

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