Cult of the Dead Cow brings you the Offical cDc Space-Time Continuum Monitoring Chronograph. Well, ok, It's a wrist-watch. But it's a damn fine one. No trendy Swatch or bourgeois Rolex here; From the K-Rad 18k gold-plated face, to the genuine leather (woo! 100% DEAD COW!) wrist band; this sucker is pure ELITE.

The watches themselves are high quality, come with a manufacturer's limited warrantee, and each one has passed cDc's own strenuous Zero-Gravity OuterSpace Testing Procedures. Exhaustively performed in the cDc Uber-Bunker, located somewhere in the American Midwest, by our trained staff of Bionically-Enhanced, Atomic-Powered, Cybernetic Battle-Monkeys; these tests ensure the quality of these high-performance timepieces.

But you're saying to yourself.. "How can I possibly face the stunning array of choices confronting me now!? What style should I get my cDc Space-Time Continuum Monitoring Chronograph in?! What color do I want for my wrist-band?! Too many choices!!"

No problem. We here at the Cult of the Dead Cow have reduced the dizzying number of possibilities to just ONE. That is to say... The watches come in Men's size, with a Black (for those super-stealthy commando missions!) leather band, and in one style... ELITE.

We bring these high-tech wonders to you at a special, insanely low price of merely $35, American.

Each watch comes shipped to you in it's own Space-Age Protective Sheath, to ensure the safe arrival of this modern-day marvel.

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