Aliens Call Off Invasion Of Earth!

File: UFO131

WARRIORS FROM ANOTHER WORLD HAD PLANNED TO ATTACK EARTH THIS JULY, BUT THE DOOMSDAY INVASION HAS APPARENTLY BEEN AVERTED - THANKS TO PRESIDENT CLINTON'S SECRET NEGOTIATIONS WITH THE ALIENS! FROM ALL INDICATIONS, THE INVASION IS OFF, SAID A HIGH RANKING ADMINISTRATION OFFICIAL. THE TALKS ARE CONTINUING, BUT FOR NOW WE BELIEVE THE DANGER IS OVER. THE NEWS FIRST REPORTED THAT AN INVASION WAS PLANNED AFTER SCIENTISTS INTERCEPTED AND TRANSLATED A RADIO TRANSMISSION FROM SPACE IN 1987. THE BRIEF MESSAGE WAS DECODED BY AN INTERNATIONAL TEAM OF SCIENTIST LED BY DR. GERHARD SCHULTZ, WHO SAID THE TRANSMISSION WAS INTENDED FOR ALIEN SCOUTS ALREADY INVOLVED IN PRE-STIKE ACTIVITIES ON EARTH. MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT - ALIENS FROM A DISTANT PLANET HAVE SERVED MANKIND WITH A DECLARATION OF WAR, DR. SCHULTZ SAID IN 1987. THEY ARE ALREADY ON THEIR WAY. DR. SCHULTZ SAID THE MESSAGE INDICATED THAT THE ALIENS WOULD INVADE EARTH ON JULY 6, 1993. OTHER SCIENTISTS INTERPRETED THE MESSAGE TO SAY THE INTRUDERS WOULD BE HERE AS EARLY AS THE SPRING. U.S. OFFICIALS HAVE WORKED FEVERISHLY TO FIND A WAY TO AVERT THE ATTACK - GOING SO FAR AS TO OPEN NEGOTIATIONS WITH AN ENVOY FROM THE DISTANT PLANET. THE NEWS REPORTED IN 1991 THAT FORMER PRESIDENT GEORGE BUSH HAD MET SEVERAL TIMES WITH AN ALIEN FROM AN UNKNOWN WORLD. SOURCES SUBSEQUENTLY REVEALED THAT THE PEACELOVING ALIEN WAS SERVING AS A GO-BETWEEN FOR BUSH AND THE INVADERS. THE SAME ALIEN LATER HELPED CLINTON NEGOTIATE WITH THE ATTACKERS - AND EVEN TOOK THE NEWLY ELECTED PRESIDENT ON A TOP SECRET RIDE IN A SPACESHIP TO MEET THEIR LEADER. WITHOUT THE EFFORTS OF THE FRIENDLY ALIEN, WE WOULD BE BRACING FOR A DEVASTATING ATTACK, SAID A WHITE HOUSE AIDE. BUT EARTH'S GOOD FORTUNE MAY DOOM ANOTHER PLANET IN A REMOTE AREA OF MILKY WAY. THESE ALIEN WARRIORS ARE NO SAINTS, THE AIDE SAID. THEY HAVE BEEN TRAVELING FOR MANY YEARS TO GET HERE AND THEY AREN'T ABOUT TO JUST TURN AROUND AND GO HOME WITHOUT ATTACKING SOMEBODY. UNFORTUNATELY, ANOTHER POOR PLANET IN ANOTHER SOLAR SYSTEM IS LIKELY TO SUFFER THE WRATH OF THESE INTERGALACTIC DEATH MERCHANTS.