Earth The Ghetto Of The Universe!

File: UFO233

SPACE TRAVELERS FROM FARAWAY WORLDS ZOOM PAST OUR PLANET EVERY DAY, BUT MOST OF THEM HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM LANDING HERE - BECAUSE THEIR LEADERS CONSIDER EARTH A "BAD NEIGHBORHOOD!" WORLD RENOWNED UFO RESEARCHERS SIMON G. BEIER AND ERIKA WEBER SAY SNOOTY SPACEMEN VIEW EARTH AS A GRIMY GHETTO FULL OF LOWLIFES AND GUN TOTING LUNATICS. IT'S A SHAME, BUT MOST INTELLIGENT BEINGS FROM OTHER WORLDS AVOID OUR PLANET LIKE THE PLAGUE - JUST AS YOU AND I AVOID SKID ROW, AN OUTRAGED DR. WEBER TOLD A CONFERENCE ON INTERPLANETARY TRAVEL IN TURIN, ITALY. THEY FEEL THAT WHILE MOST INHABITED PLANETS ARE CIVILIZED AND RECEPTIVE TO VICTORS, EARTH IS POPULATED BY THUGS AND HOOLIGANS WHO ARE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR A FIGHT. THE SWISS SCIENTISTS, WHO CLAIM TO HAVE HAD INTERMITTENT CONTACT WITH SPACE TRAVELERS SINCE THE LATE 1970s FIRST MADE THEIR BIZARRE CLAIMS PUBLIC TWO YEARS AGO. BUT THEY SAY THE SITUATION HAS WORSENED SINCE THE DAYS WHEN DISDAINFUL ALIENS MERELY LOOKED DOWN THEIR NOSES AT EARTHLINGS. IN THE PAST TWO YEARS, AT LEAST THREE CITIZENS OF OTHER WORLDS HAVE BEEN MUGGED BY HOODLUMS HERE ON EARTH AND AT LEAST ONE WAS KILLED, DR. BEIER SAID. SO, MANY CIVILIZATIONS WHO ONCE WERE INTERESTED IN VISITING EARTH AND INTERMINGLING WITH US HAVE SIMPLY GIVEN UP ON US AND NOW FORBID THEIR PEOPLE FROM SETTING DOWN HERE DURING INTERPLANETARY VOYAGES. THEY SAY WE ARE FAR TOO STUPID AND UNPREDICTABLE EVEN TO ASSOCIATE WITH. THESE CREATURES COME FROM ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS MILLIONS OF YEARS AHEAD OF OURS, AND THEY SEE US AS A LOWER LIFE FORM. TO THEM, THERE IS LITTLE - IF ANY - INTELLIGENT LIFE ON EARTH, DR. BEIER SAID. AND THERE'S AN EVEN MORE UNSETTLING REASON WHY PERSNICKETY SPACEMEN DON'T WANT TO VISIT US, THE SCIENTISTS SAY. THE SAD TRUTH IS, THEY FIND US PERSONALLY REPUGNANT, DR. BEIER TOLD HIS FELLOW SCIENTISTS. THEY SAY WE HAVE TERRIBLE BODY ODOR AND FEATURES SO REPULSIVE THEY HAVE TROUBLE LOOKING US IN THE FACE.