A Space Alien Ate My Dog!

File: UFO234

A 40 YEAR OLD WOMAN SAYS A SPACE ALIEN ATTACKED AND ATE HER DOG TEENY IN ONE OF THE MOST HORRIFYING CLOSE ENCOUNTERS EVER! AND WHILE MADGE KINSTON'S STORY MIGHT SOUND RIDICULOUS, CONSIDER THIS: INVESTIGATORS SAY THAT DOZENS OF EYEWITNESSES HAVE SPOTTED SIMILAR ANIMAL EATING EXTRATERRESTRIALS AT UFO HOT SPOTS AROUND THE WORLD IN THE PAST SIX MONTHS ALONE. I DON'T CARE IF PEOPLE THINK I'M CRAZY OR NOT - I KNOW WHAT I SAW AND MY PRECIOUS DOG IS GONE, SAID MISS KINSTON OF MIAMI, FLA. THAT MONSTER, THAT THING, SNATCHED HIM OFF THE GROUND LIKE HE WAS A WORTHLESS STRAY. THEN, AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, IT ATE MY TEENY ALIVE. THE MIND BENDING DRAMA REPORTEDLY UNFOLDED ON THE MORNING OF JUNE 13. MISS KINSTON SAID SHE WAS IN HER BACK YARD WHEN SHE HEARD AN EERIE WHISTLING NOISE AND NOTICED SHRUBS BENDING AS IF THEY WERE STRAINING UNDER A STRONG WIND. A SPLIT SECOND LATER, SHE SAID, A STRANGE CREATURE THAT LOOKED LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN A LIZARD AND A HUMAN MATERIALIZED UNDER A SAUCER SHAPED UFO THAT WAS HOVERING AT TREETOP LEVEL 35 FEET AWAY. MISS KINSTON SAID SHE STARTED TO RUN BUT THE EXTRATERRESTRIAL GLARED AT HER WITH GLOWING YELLOW EYES CAUSING HER TO FREEZE IN HER TRACKS. I COULDN'T SCREAM. I COULDN'T MOVE. I COULDN'T DO ANYTHING BUT WATCH, SAID THE WOMAN, WHO WAITS TABLES IN A DELI. AT FIRST IT JUST LOOKED AROUND LIKE IT WAS LOST. THEN IT STARTED WAVING A SILVER WAND THAT WAS ATTACHED TO A SATCHEL STRAPPED TO ITS BACK. THE NEXT THING I KNOW TEENY BOLTED OUT OF THE HOUSE AND RAN OVER TO THE ALIEN, WAGGING HIS TAIL. I WANTED TO STOP HIM BUT I COULDN'T MOVE A MUSCLE. I COULDN'T EVEN CLOSE MY EYES TO KEEP FROM LOOKING WHEN THAT MONSTER GOT TEENY. IT WAS NIGHTMARE I'LL NEVER FORGET. MISS KINSTON SAYS THE SPACE ALIEN WAS THE SIZE OF A GOWN MAN WITH A GREEN, SCALY HIDE AND LONG, THICK TAIL. IT HAD A HEAD LIKE A LIZARD OR A DINOSAUR, SHE CLAIMS. AFTER THE ALIEN ATE TEENY IT JUST VANISHED FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH, SHE CONTINUED. THE UFO STARTED HUMMING AND WHISTLING, THEN IT VANISHED, TOO. MISS KINSTON SAID SHE ALERTED AUTHORITIES, WHO REFERRED HER TO TALLAHASSEE BASED UFO RESEARCHER DR. CAL DENT. HE SAID THAT INDEPENDENT RESEARCHERS HAVE INVESTIGATED DOZENS OF SIMILAR ENCOUNTERS IN ARGENTINA, BRAZIL, MEXICO, NEW MEXICO AND TEXAS SINCE JANUARY.